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00:01Yeah, we had to do it first, Cole needed the disc.
00:04And you had Jamal.
00:05Yeah, Jamal.
00:06Jamal, right.
00:07And Vertic Bone in real life.
00:09Jamal was here, but he left.
00:10We played Pictionary, but a weird version.
00:12Well, no, poor Jamal left, because Jamal's inside all of us.
00:15He's in all of us.
00:17Do you guys have an orgy with a guy named Jamal?
00:19Well, kinda, yeah.
00:20Pretty much, yeah, like a spiritual orgy.
00:23Oh, Jesus.
00:25I don't like the fact that I was Jamal.
00:29Yeah, so for content, for content, for content.
00:32Hey, I don't mind.
00:34For content, Brendan, there's a me on the, you know, like, these stuff.
00:39Yeah, there's a random ass, like, me named Jamal.
00:43Just some random black guy.
00:44Yeah.
00:46Gee, I wonder who came up with that.
00:48No, I don't know who did that.
00:50No, we literally do not know who.
00:52I think it's an actual person.
00:54It's like one of Cole's friends or something.
00:56I don't know.
00:56But, yeah, the point is, like, there's this random ass me named Jamal that Jeremiah just chose.
01:01I know a guy named Jamar, but he's white.
01:04Shout out Jamar Chase.
01:05Jamar.
01:06And, yeah, ever since then, we just, you know, been sucking off Jamal.
01:09Oh, Jamal, yeah.
01:10What?
01:11Okay.
01:13Yeah, I'm caught up.
01:15See why I'm in the right two is Jamal.
01:19I'm Jeremiah.
01:20Yeah.
01:20We are all Jamal.
01:21Yeah, Jamal's inside all of us.
01:23We are all Jamal.
01:25We're going to...
01:26We're going to...
01:27We're going to...
01:28Bro.
01:30They were making Aidan Smith piss laughing.
01:34No.
01:34Like, he was out of breath laughing.
01:37He was saying, I don't even know what now.
01:39Well, we're talking about the whole Jamal thing.
01:41What are we doing?
01:42What's happening?
01:43Yeah, I'm already going to start doing this.
01:45You want to do it with Jamie Brat?
01:46Yeah, we're going to do it with Jamie Brat.
01:47Jamie Brat.
01:48Jamie Brat.
01:49By the way, Brandon Hayden's not at war.
01:50So, you know, just give me a heads up there.
01:52Yeah.
01:52I mean, Hayden.
01:53Yeah, he's going to the war for Jamal, but he's up against the ants, you know?
02:00I don't care.
02:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03Yeah, that sounds about right.
02:05He really fucking hates ants.
02:07I think it's a little political bet, huh?
02:09All right, let's go.
02:10All right, let's go.
02:11Take away ant rights.
02:13Yeah, people really want to take away those ant rights.
02:15So, I don't remember which.
02:17One of those boxes may have fallen out of the seat on the way here.
02:20Cool.
02:21Now, which one was which, then we're fine.
02:23Yes.
02:24If we can.
02:25What's happening team-wise?
02:26What have I missed there?
02:27It is Kelton and Jamal and...
02:35Eddie and Mandy.
02:37Yeah, that's right.
02:38I mean, if you want, you can be a third for those two.
02:41I'll take over judging third.
02:43Yeah.
02:45Did you guys already decide on rules, or do you want me to go over that?
02:48I had an idea.
02:48Yeah, you can go over it.
02:49Oh, you should be the fucking camera.
02:52So, here's how this is going to work.
02:54Each team's got to work together.
02:56We'll build this.
02:56We'll set a time limit.
02:57What do you think we're going to put this in?
03:00Yeah, I have no idea how much.
03:02I don't know.
03:03Or are you guys just building it?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Like, before putting it...
03:06Basically, what it's going to be is, you're going to have to build it in the time limit.
03:10By the end, Ethan and I are going to decide which one looks more like the box.
03:14Okay.
03:15Any instructions?
03:16And whichever one looks more like it wins.
03:20For sabotaging, you can't, like, go over and, like, knock someone's down or, like...
03:26But you can take, like, if they've got the bags of the jujus or whatever, the frosting.
03:30You can steal it and just kind of set it at your spot.
03:33See if they notice.
03:34Okay.
03:34I'm trying to have a dick move on here.
03:36Okay.
03:37It kind of is a little bit of a dick move, huh?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Alright, here you go, Ethan.
03:41No, just kidding.
03:41No, this is my thing.
03:42Yeah, you can go grab that.
03:44It's just a screw with.
03:45I'm trying to...
03:45My fucking camera.
03:46Because you want the other team not to get...
03:48Listen, listen, it's my fucking...
03:49It's my fucking camera.
03:51It's my fucking camera.
03:52My fucking camera.
03:53You want to have one that looks better.
03:56Okay.
03:57Okay, good.
03:58I'm just, you know, asserting my...
04:00No, no.
04:03No.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:04I'm a little bit.
04:05You don't see how much of a disaster they go.
04:06Why are your cats scratching?
04:08Hey, you swear we got to stop you.
04:10That is fair.
04:10That was my week on too.
04:12That is fair.
04:13I figured out who you guys went to box.
04:15Oh, yeah.
04:15We should go with...
04:16Eddie, can you get your coin again?
04:18Coin.
04:19Get your coin, Eddie.
04:20Get your coin.
04:21All right.
04:22So, what's the score?
04:23One minute.
04:23One minute.
04:24One minute.
04:24What's the score so far?
04:25It's team zero.
04:26Yeah, two zero for team...
04:28Okay.
04:28Those two.
04:29Yeah, we're making this two points.
04:31We're making this two points.
04:32You guys get to pick Captain Tales.
04:35Bro, every single challenge so far we've done that.
04:38Which is fucking wild.
04:40It's so nice.
04:41It was not Ed's only two points.
04:42It's a rule now.
04:43Okay, so what's the score you guys want?
04:45Jeremiah?
04:47Awesome.
04:47Am I curious?
04:48I don't know how we're setting this up.
04:49All right, just hold on.
04:51Give us the bar.
04:55I don't know how you guys want to set up.
05:02This is going to be so bad.
05:03Ethan and I are going to provide witty commentary.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Welcome to the annual...
05:12Disqualify.
05:13Your bans.
05:14You guys won.
05:15They disqualify themselves.
05:17What?
05:17What?
05:18Sunny.
05:19Hello.
05:20Hello, Sunny.
05:23How are you?
05:24POV Sunny Camera.
05:26Yes, hello, Sunny.
05:28Hello.
05:32Are you good?
05:34Is it over there?
05:35Yep.
05:36Jeremiah did...
05:37Or no, was it Jeremiah?
05:37Someone showed me the Twin Towers.
05:39The...
05:40What?
05:40Yeah, the Twin Towers.
05:41Gingerbread.
05:42Oh, shit.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Oh, someone's really good for that.
05:46All right, calm down, Sunny.
05:48Scoopy.
05:49Calm down.
05:50Thank you, Brandon.
05:51What?
05:52What's this?
05:53Okay, before you start building, get everything out and ready, but don't start building it.
05:58Is that your frosty?
06:00No, the frosty's right here.
06:01Feel it.
06:02Is it more frosty or...
06:03I don't know, but...
06:06Check the instructions.
06:08Check the instructions.
06:11Come on, guys.
06:12You watched a little.
06:13Has anybody learned anything from the Lego movie?
06:16What?
06:16Has anyone learned anything from the Lego movie?
06:19Check the instructions.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:21Do-do-do.
06:24All right.
06:25You got all your stuff out?
06:26We have all for cogs in.
06:28Okay.
06:28Just one.
06:30Which is fine.
06:30You know.
06:32How's his cock?
06:33You just...
06:34You guys just start eating them?
06:3620 minutes.
06:38I think that's fair, right?
06:39Yeah, 20...
06:3920's good.
06:4020 minutes.
06:41All right, you guys ready?
06:43Hi, Sunny.
06:44Hello.
06:45Hi, Sunny's ready.
06:47Hello, Sunny.
06:49Yes, Sunny.
06:50He's a big baby.
06:51Hello, Sunny.
06:54You're a good guy.
06:55See, if all terrorists were like them, the world would be a better place.
06:58All right, you ready to go?
06:59You guys are ready?
07:00All right, 3, 2, 1.
07:03I forgot the...
07:04This one.
07:05This was here.
07:06Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to the first annual gingerbread building competition.
07:11Is this annual?
07:12I don't know.
07:14I'm Jamal Day every year.
07:15I'm Jamal Day.
07:16And his spirit.
07:16I'm Jamal Day.
07:17Oh, yeah, bro.
07:18We have two teams facing off today.
07:21I don't know the team is.
07:22Guys, Jamal Day, add the extra cream.
07:25He really wants it.
07:26What are the team names?
07:28Team...
07:28Okay.
07:29And team...
07:29I don't know.
07:30They couldn't think of anything better.
07:32Okay, and I don't know.
07:33Oh, specifically...
07:35Okay.
07:36I don't know.
07:36Does anyone have scissors?
07:37Oh, man.
07:39No, I mean...
07:40I mean, Eddie has a...
07:41Uh, yeah, be right, go ahead.
07:42Of course, Eddie has a box.
07:44What are you doing?
07:45Scissors?
07:46Okay.
07:48Eddie, we just used it.
07:49I got a really good idea.
07:52Oh, yeah.
07:54Great idea.
07:54Time to get steady.
07:56Whoop, Sonny!
08:01He has so much furry Winfield.
08:03You got your dinosaur, you big baby.
08:06Sonny baby.
08:10Yeah, we're just going to really focus on these guys the full time, aren't we?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah, because it's Jamal, you know?
08:15Yeah, it's Jamal.
08:16So, how are we doing over here, gents?
08:18How are we doing?
08:18Horribly.
08:19We're doing absolutely horribly.
08:21We have no dicks to suck, so we're kind of, like, at a disadvantage here.
08:24What?
08:26Listen, we used...
08:28We used the ball.
08:29Yeah, except they're coming, so we're allowed to do this.
08:32Because we have to watch the language.
08:33Yeah, like, yeah, I know.
08:34Watch your language.
08:35Yep, I know.
08:35You guys hear that?
08:36I have a filter.
08:37Watch your language.
08:37No, no, no.
08:38I was telling them to hear you.
08:39Oh, yeah.
08:39Oh, yeah, anyway.
08:41Hey, guys, what's up?
08:42Oh, hi.
08:45So, what are you doing?
08:46Oh, you're already currently building your train.
08:50No, that's cool.
08:51You can go away.
08:52I know what you're trying to do.
08:53Yeah.
08:53You can go away.
08:54Maybe I don't feel like that.
08:56I thought that was going to be...
08:57Ah!
08:57No!
08:58Aw!
09:00I wanted some...
09:01I wanted some...
09:01You don't get to put the white cream...
09:03Even if it's Jamal Day, that's a little bit much.
09:05That's too much, Jamal.
09:07A little bit much.
09:08Aw, man.
09:10Too much Jamal juice.
09:12Yeah, you can probably go find some sugar.
09:14So, how are you guys feeling so far?
09:16Perfect.
09:17How are you feeling?
09:18You feeling all that?
09:19Hey, Dax.
09:20Wait, I saw that.
09:21What?
09:21No, you didn't.
09:22Yes, I did.
09:22No, you didn't.
09:25Hey, Dax.
09:27Got the skizzers.
09:28Was it Jeremiah?
09:29No.
09:30We're doing a quick little gingerbread challenge in order to have the placement.
09:33Yep.
09:35This is what we're going to be doing in the next 20 minutes.
09:37Sure.
09:38Yep.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I see you.
09:43Um, um, excuse me.
09:46Hey, Dax.
09:48Once there's under gingerbread houses, I need someone to help me judge.
09:51You want to help me judge?
09:53Which gingerbread houses is better?
09:54Come on.
09:55We'll be able to lose all of that.
09:56Okay.
09:57Oh, wait.
09:58You're not a judge.
09:59Yeah, I'm not a judge.
10:01You don't say.
10:02Hey!
10:03Yeah, I was really glad to touch you.
10:06How can your team just got wrong?
10:18How's it going?
10:19Horribly.
10:21How does one triangle?
10:24You just lay that part on the ground.
10:26Baseball, go!
10:27All right, Jeremiah, here's one for you guys.
10:30Have fun.
10:32Okay, steal our tree back.
10:34They stole our tree.
10:36Oh, tree.
10:37Oh.
10:39Sorry, I'm blocked.
10:40It'd be really funny if Cal was here the entire time.
10:43I have to play defense as well.
10:46No, put defense.
10:47I love Mr. Bill.
10:49You got to masturbate, Mr. Bill.
10:51Mr. Bill.
10:52We're about down to 15 minutes left.
10:54We're almost a quarter of the way through.
10:56That's crazy.
10:59See, this is why it's...
11:00Which one's going to look better?
11:02Yeah.
11:03Because they're going to...
11:04Oh, boy.
11:05Woof.
11:06Woof.
11:07Woof.
11:07Right in the middle of the floor, huh, son?
11:08Hi.
11:09All right.
11:10In the middle of the floor.
11:16He wants to throw this.
11:18Yep.
11:19He's going to spend so long trying to throw it down,
11:21just come back over here now.
11:22You're not even halfway done with the timer on the stick.
11:24It'd be really funny if it was just...
11:26Nothing, Nothing was on it, and it's still on.
11:30Whichever one looks better.
11:31There's just crumbs on it, it's like...
11:33It looks worse, you're fine.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Fair enough.
11:35Fair enough.
11:36Very much better.
11:37Really, if you did nothing after,
11:38and you stole one, that'd be so funny.
11:40Because right now, Calvin's messing with them.
11:42I'm just trying to stop Calvin's messing with them
11:44and make you joking, so you're just kind of over here.
11:46Yeah.
11:47You're just chilling.
11:47Just chilling.
11:48Just chilling.
11:49Well, no, because I'm...
11:50Listen, this is a key strategy.
11:52Wow.
11:52Merry Christmas, guys.
11:54Yeah.
11:54Merry Jamal Day.
11:55Merry Crisis.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57Merry Crisis.
11:57Merry Crisis.
11:58Merry Crimbo.
12:03Fuck.
12:05Shit.
12:05More ice.
12:07You got quite a bit of ice in me.
12:09Yeah, but it's not really...
12:10But you do have to...
12:11Yeah, you gotta decorate it after with the ice.
12:14You're just trying to make it look like a bat.
12:17Let's go check in on team...
12:18I don't know.
12:19Yeah.
12:20I don't know how they're doing.
12:21Oh.
12:21No.
12:22No, no, no, no, no.
12:23Hey, why ain't you down on the floor?
12:24I'm not sorry.
12:25Yeah, you are.
12:26No.
12:26Yeah, you are.
12:27Frickin' legs crossed.
12:29I think we need a wopsie.
12:31I know.
12:32One more of that, what, like ice.
12:33Oh, yeah, what's up?
12:34Hey.
12:35How you doing?
12:35No, give me the moment.
12:36Yeah, yeah.
12:37Actually, can I have, like, check that out real quick?
12:39The whole...
12:39The video's just, like, two hours long, and it's just a...
12:42It's fun.
12:43You guys have it, too.
12:45Brandon, the video's just gonna be two hours long,
12:46it's just gonna be a time-lapse the entire time,
12:48with two hour time-lapse.
12:49Oh.
12:50It's like...
12:50And the door.
12:52Like, no, it's dead.
12:53Like, literally.
12:53It's like an airhead.
12:54Yeah, it is like an airhead.
12:56Wow.
13:01Mm-hmm.
13:03I mean, it's like you guys eight frickin' minutes or something.
13:06We're locked in.
13:07I feel like I'm doing shit.
13:09I'm still kind of locked in.
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