00:05so anyways back to snapping off uh yeah every time i walk in the trees like the leaves curl
00:11and that's like a boner like that's when the the trees have a heart on and then when they
00:15grow another branch that's also a hard on and then anytime there's a hole that's that's that's
00:20that's it's private it's the or a glory hole that car isn't allowed in is it
00:27it just like runs through the fucking brendan may have had the perfect time i'm talking about
00:32a tree masturbation yeah so the branches that's when it has a heart on right and then and then
00:38when you get the sapling the sapling that's you sap off to the trees right and then when the leaves
00:44curl that's also a heart on which is why anytime i walk in the creek the trees have a heart
00:49on
00:49uh because they are the skeletons you see and then anytime there's a hole in the tree it's a glory
00:54hole
00:57it's like this
01:00either of us
01:06either
01:09mr blue sky please tell us why brown and orange ones you guys let in they just drove right past
01:16me right to that gate and went over the bridge and left wait what i don't know what that was
01:21about
01:22she looked good
01:23What do you feel like?
01:26Blue sky blue
01:28Hi
01:38In the blue sky please tell us why
01:41You had to hide away for so long
01:45So long
01:47Wouldn't it be funny if you guys open this up to an electric music show?
01:51Sure
01:51I don't know if you can open this
01:53This side's riveted
01:54It's locked
01:56That side's locked, this side's riveted
01:58Yeah, no
01:59It's got a block in there
02:05Could you not?
02:08Sorry
02:09Alright, go talk to me
02:11Sorry, the police are here
02:12I need to make a distraction
02:14They don't know
02:16What?
02:17What year is that?
02:19Are they here for the club or are they here for the show?
02:21So anyways, back to land and trees and sapping off
02:24You see, sapping off
02:26It's not a lifestyle, it's a mindset
02:28Just like land and land
02:30You know, land is always hard but trees
02:32They grow and they sprout
02:34And when they get new branches
02:36That's when they hide
02:37The hard dog
02:37You see, that's how trees work
02:39And then the land
02:41The land itself
02:44Manifests
02:45You gotta manifest it
02:46You gotta colonize it
02:48Then it has an even harder heart on
02:58Who wants to see that?
03:00Guys, guys, look
03:01It's time o'clock
03:02I should not have given them the option to park in the handicap
03:04Because now we can't get the street cars in there
03:06I promise
03:07Because they're gonna probably get a party
03:08That's right in the middle
03:10Oh well
03:11Lots of snakes
03:12Cool
03:25You guys are making a cake, go pop them
03:41I like the fact that that car over the blue one is just the size of right now
03:58Alright
04:01Man, I miss sabsturbation
04:03I miss when you could sabsturbate in public
04:07I wonder what a tree this sectomy would look like
04:09Oh yeah, and then uh
04:10When trees, when they get cut down
04:12That's like a gender reveal
04:14That's like a gender reveal party
04:15Which is why there's so many burning trees in California
04:23You're weird
04:24Yeah, and then when trees grow
04:25That's when they're transitioning
04:28Yeah, and then when trees grow
04:28That's when they're transitioning
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:32The stair of the bridge
04:34To the side, go ahead
04:36The side on that corner right here
04:39So how do we have to fix that
04:41To set up our
04:42And bring in our tents and stuff
04:44Okay, so I gotta go grab stuff
04:46But I need to go around
04:47Access point here
04:49Access point here
04:50Okay
04:52Now, and then
04:54I can't find another box
04:56Okay
04:56There's gonna be a church
04:58Bringing stuff in
04:59In about 20 minutes
05:00Half an hour
05:01They want someone to watch over it
05:03Before they shut up
05:07What?
05:08What?
05:08There's a church coming with some
05:10With some books and stuff
05:11That they're giving away
05:14And they want someone to watch after it
05:16So I was just thinking
05:18And maybe you could keep an eye on it
05:19Because they're gonna be putting it
05:21Right where you are pretty much
05:24How back can they bring it here?
05:26Uh, we don't know
05:27We probably should've asked that
05:31Yeah, I think they're just driving in
05:34With their, uh
05:35SUV or whatever
05:36Van
05:38Soccer mom van
05:39What?
05:40Soccer mom van
05:41Nevermind, it was a van
05:42Not an SUV
05:44Soccer mom
05:46Soccer mom
05:50Soccer mom van
05:51Uh, yeah
05:52There is a church
05:54There is a church
05:55In the apartment
05:56In the apartment
05:57In the apartment
05:58In the apartment
05:59In the apartment
05:59Right around where you are
06:00And they need someone to watch it
06:02Before they get here
06:05Why can't they just go to the park?
06:07I don't know
06:08That was...
06:10I don't know
06:11What?
06:12Hold on
06:12I don't think
06:13I don't think
06:15Do
06:16Recording
06:16Did I say that again?
06:18It sounded like
06:20If there's an engine
06:21That might go boom
06:22You got a twin tower situation?
06:24What?
06:26Explosion?
06:26Boom?
06:27Explosion?
06:27Go burr?
06:28Sure
06:29Sorry, you're gonna go and hunt
06:31Find that car there
06:31Yeah
06:32Just wanna be there when I go boom
06:33Yeah, just piss off the engine
06:35See what happens
06:45Someone's beating the meat over there
06:47That's the sound of somebody beating the meat up
06:49That's the sound of being the trees up
06:51If you know what I mean
06:52Sapping off
06:53I mean quick nuns
06:55You have many problems
06:57You are not allowed
06:59Listen just
07:01I'm...
07:01I'm a...
07:02I'm...
07:02I have a bit of a land problem
07:05Just a bit
07:06Just a wee bit
07:07Yeah, just a little bit
07:08Just a wee bit
07:10Listen maybe I'll slowly move from branches to twigs
07:13But then we'll see what happens
07:15You need therapy
07:16Don't go cheap on it
07:17Don't go cheap on it
07:18No daughter
07:19No
07:21No
07:22No we have not gotten the water yet
07:23What is that?
07:24What is that?
07:25What is that?
07:27What is that?
07:27What is that?
07:28What is that?
07:30What is that?
07:32What is that?
07:33What is that?
07:33Listen to start volunteering
07:34Yeah, I might as well
07:37I would go on my own
07:39The problem is
07:40I don't trust myself
07:41So
07:42I know I will get lost
07:44So
07:45Haven't you lived in this town
07:47For fucking like
07:48Over a decade now?
07:49Yeah
07:52Fair enough
07:53I'm just fucking stupid
07:55Yeah
07:56People will be like
07:57Alright
07:58Make sure you're like
07:59Trying to find your way home
08:00Go left now
08:01But like
08:01Is that off or down?
08:02Like what?
08:03I've got one spot
08:05I can get on the curb
08:06I'm gonna come back to the curb
08:07Alright
08:08Here's one up
08:09Like right on the curb
08:10Pretty much
08:11Yeah
08:12There's a lot of things
08:13I can't get out
08:14On the corner there
08:16Yeah
08:18Cause we're both going on there
08:19The river shows up there
08:20And then just
08:22Alongside
08:22All the way down
08:24Okay
08:24Are they lining up
08:26Here?
08:27I'll open up the first one
08:28You have to be able to figure it out
08:29I see you
08:33Got it all working now?
08:34Yeah
08:56There's so many fucking trucks
08:58Can you go to our store?
09:00Is that okay
09:01Perfektive
09:03Is that okay?
09:04Oh, that was a woman.
09:08You got that.
09:09Well, I got that.
09:14Is that a woman? What the heck?
09:19Like that, you got that, and you were like,
09:21I was like, oh, a sea creature's calling me.
09:26Jeremiah, how many birds do you want to buy?
09:32Oh my god, five!
09:34That's not like a lot of stuff.
09:37They know what they do.
09:38They know what they do.
09:41Hey, hey, fuck off.
09:42I don't judge you when you're fucking, like,
09:45subservating.
09:52This is like Twillies.
09:58Okay, hold on.
10:00You want to take this out? I'm going to take this outside.
10:03Oh shit, we're outside.
10:04Jeremiah, are you sure people can park over there?
10:06What's up, guys? We're back.
10:07Uh, just took a piss.
10:10Life's good.
10:11Went to a port-a-potty.
10:12Hey and I were talking about how
10:13it just took me to go to the port-a-potty
10:16in order for me to stop filming everything I do.
10:18Yeah.
10:18Because that's where the magic happens.
10:20And now someone's left their headlights on.
10:23Yeah.
10:23They're gonna kill their batteries.
10:24Those birds are having a friggin' feast.
10:27Yeah.
10:28And I guess we need three people over there
10:30to figure out the secret.
10:34I'll be here.
10:35Which is marginally worse.
10:39Yes.
10:40So great.
10:41I can't answer that.
10:42That's racist.
10:43You can't see the M-word.
10:47I was just playing with volume.
10:49Oh.
10:50I thought you like swore and then it just-
10:52Yeah.
10:53It just sent through the-
10:56Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:04Yeah.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Look at-
11:08Sir-
11:09Sir, that is not allowed.
11:10Sir, you're not allowed to do this.
11:12Sir, put the weapon down.
11:13Stop resisting!
11:14Alright, I bonded this morning.
11:16You're here, Brandon.
11:17Uh, hi.
11:18I didn't get the film because I was one in the back
11:20and that'd be really fuckin' weird.
11:23There's Berman and his dad.
11:25The Siamese twin.
11:28Wow.
11:30I like how I can-
11:30Everything he says.
11:54man that car had some good engine cleaver do you know you weren't allowed to talk to
11:59talking is a privilege and you're not allowed to use it
12:05i take offense to that but my name does have a key at the end of it so
12:15yeah he might not be making this into a video
12:20oh look it's bringing me camera man
12:32all right i'm excited for when we actually like do shit when we're walking
12:43you knew we were going to be volunteering either way yes
12:48anyway so you didn't even realize that we were going to actually be here for a little bit after
12:52nope no really just came here with the intent to sit here yeah while we volunteer yeah just to
12:57piss you guys off and i mean honestly it's working sorry i've i've been successful in my mission
13:05not really to be honest did have i i pushed you guys off right
13:09hold on i'm gonna ask brennan
13:13you
13:14you
13:15you
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