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00:00We just don't do you.
00:01Hey, Sam Zani!
00:03I'm doing over here, half of the team.
00:06Okay, I'm motherfucking sure what I'm doing.
00:08He just grabs the scissors.
00:11Your other half?
00:13Yeah.
00:14I don't know.
00:15Let me just, um...
00:17So who won these four?
00:19Uh, that was two and three.
00:22Oh yeah, I guess the two and I had two.
00:24Who got to use the Mario one other?
00:25All of us.
00:26Yeah, everyone shared either.
00:30Yeah, we did a Pictionary.
00:32And it was, uh, 13 to 13.5.
00:35It was pretty close.
00:38That's something.
00:40It's just, it's absolute chaos over there and over here it's just...
00:44It's just silent chaos.
00:46Over there it's chaos and then over here...
00:47That's pure chaos, this is silent chaos.
00:48And then over here it's just a fucking, uh, Kevin Macbill like...
00:54Is that me?
00:56Oh God.
00:58He's actually...
00:59Lay it flat.
01:00This is like really horrible.
01:02What are you doing?
01:02What?
01:03What are you doing?
01:04Oh, I'm just being a nuisance.
01:06Well listen, he knows how to build those houses.
01:08I don't.
01:09Oh, so you're...
01:10It's a strategy.
01:11Yeah, we're taking the back of both worlds.
01:13Yeah, we're gonna do confession right now.
01:14What's your strategy?
01:15Wait in this game, Kelton.
01:16This came of mine.
01:18This came of mine.
01:18Okay, so this...
01:19So this strategy is really simple, right?
01:22All we do is just do this.
01:27No.
01:28Stop.
01:30Oh hey, look, it worked!
01:31Alright, here you go.
01:33And yet somehow Jeremiah is farther along.
01:35Yeah.
01:36I wonder why!
01:38Yeah, I wonder why.
01:39Yeah, I wonder why.
01:39Because...
01:40Wall is really cool.
01:42This is my phone now.
01:43Should we pay?
01:43Should we pay?
01:44And I'm from the...
01:46Because if we go down 3-0, it's over.
01:48Unless you're the Boston Bruins in 2013.
01:50Oh, right.
01:51It's supposed to throw for Jeremiah, too.
01:52Hang on.
01:54Hey, Jeremiah, let's keep throwing.
01:57Yeah, well.
01:59Oh.
02:00Damn.
02:01This is the first time I've been back here since the challenge started.
02:04After 17 minutes.
02:06Yeah, after 17...
02:06Wait, it's been 17 minutes already?
02:08Oh, shit.
02:09We have, like, no time.
02:10Oh, shit.
02:11Shoot.
02:12Shoot.
02:12I think shoot.
02:13What happened?
02:14It's 17 minutes we've been filming.
02:16Hey, what's happening with anything else?
02:18There's less than 10 minutes left on the time.
02:19Oh my god.
02:20I think we're gonna extend the time.
02:21How about...
02:22How about 40?
02:23Yeah, 40 minutes is really good.
02:24We're gonna extend the time.
02:2540.
02:32My idea is...
02:33If we both...
02:34If we both...
02:36Um...
02:36Like...
02:37If we both disagree...
02:40Either Sonny or Dex can be the middle judge to determine who's the winner.
02:44I think the main thing you're trying to do is just...
02:50Just get it assembled.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Nobody's gonna get it even close to the box.
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:56You just wanna be farther ahead than the other thing.
02:58You're smothering in...
02:59And cream.
02:59You're like, oh, jelly beads just throw it on.
03:02I thought it's gonna be the plan.
03:04Once we reach the halfway point, we're gonna have Kelvin come back over here.
03:07Yeah.
03:07No more sabotage.
03:09Mm-hmm.
03:12It's not among us, bro.
03:14What is happening over there?
03:23Oh, yeah.
03:24Look at the cream.
03:27What is happening over here?
03:29You can find out.
03:30Look at this.
03:31I was literally offering help.
03:31I'm not...
03:32I was literally offering help.
03:34Yes, he was.
03:35Because that...
03:36Like, the fact that it broke something...
03:37It sucks.
03:37Like, it doesn't...
03:38Yeah, this super sucks.
03:40It, like, broke right in the middle.
03:41Yeah, it broke right in the middle.
03:43It tipped over and it broke right in the middle.
03:45I mean, that's a lot of...
03:46Huh?
03:46Yeah.
03:47No, it just tipped.
03:48Yeah, no, I was...
03:49We were trying to get icing and that tipped over and it, like...
03:52Yeah, it snapped right in the middle.
03:54Wow.
03:55Yeah, yeah.
03:55Yeah, the super sucks, guys.
03:57Alright, Jeremiah.
03:58Yeah, parts of theirs snapped in half.
04:01Oh, funny.
04:02What do you got?
04:03I don't know if it's safe.
04:05Yeah, it doesn't say anything.
04:06It's just packaging.
04:07It's just packaging.
04:10This is...
04:11The walls keep changing.
04:13Yeah, I can see it, like, coming...
04:15Coming out, like, it's...
04:17Kind of like...
04:19This is not gonna work out.
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:23Yeah, move and the walls.
04:24Yep.
04:25Man.
04:26Someone, like, just gets that one piece of laser flat.
04:29It's 2D.
04:30It's a 2D piece.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Wow, we showed a lot of strength not making cum jokes yet.
04:36Are you sure?
04:38I think we did, aren't we?
04:39Yeah.
04:40Chair, what the fuck?
04:42I saw you, like...
04:43Right after we're talking about cum jokes.
04:47I threw them up here.
04:50Where'd that come from?
04:51Eddie.
04:56I'm just like, let's fucking go and start slamming the table.
05:04Hey, Sonny.
05:06I don't even care about gingerbread in the tree.
05:08Let's bounce points.
05:09Yeah.
05:10It definitely won't hurt your chances.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12How's team?
05:12I don't know.
05:13Us helping you.
05:18You guys are doing great.
05:20Oh, no, we're not.
05:22They're not.
05:23See, if we go down 3-0, it's not gonna...
05:26It's over.
05:27Should we forfeit the game?
05:28Yeah, but you don't want it.
05:29I mean, to be fair, the talent show rules...
05:34Is that whichever team has the most wins before gets extra time,
05:39but that doesn't necessarily mean they automatically win.
05:41True, exactly.
05:42So, you could be way...
05:43The talent show is the ultimate.
05:44Yeah.
05:45You could be way funnier and still win.
05:47It'll be hard, but it'll still...
05:48It's still possible.
05:49It'll be a fun time judge for the talent show.
05:51I mean, it's fitting.
05:52Everything has to be hard on Jamal today.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:56It's probably very...
05:57It's great value right today.
05:58Yeah.
05:59It's...
06:01Yeah, sure.
06:02I guess we can.
06:04Yeah, it's probably gonna...
06:05Just know.
06:06Oh, yeah, what time is it?
06:07If you overuse Jamal, that's probably gonna dock us in points.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Yeah, but like...
06:12We can't be disrespectful.
06:13Five minutes left until we're at the halfway point.
06:15Okay, cool.
06:16There's celebration, then there's manipulation of the fall of the head.
06:19The spirit...
06:19You can...
06:21It's fun.
06:22But you can't overuse Jamal.
06:24Yeah, sabotage right now without messing everything.
06:26Which is why I'm not doing so.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:28You're just kind of staring at...
06:30Yeah, I'm just kind of staring at...
06:30I'm just making them really uncomfortable.
06:33I'm just like...
06:33Your presence.
06:35Yeah.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Your sheer presence.
06:37Yeah.
06:45It's sabotage.
06:49Yeah.
06:49I can't...
06:50Jeremiah knows what he's doing.
06:51He's like, I'm just gonna go over here and caress him.
06:53He's focused to me.
06:55Yeah, he's locked in.
06:55He's...
06:56Yeah, that's why...
06:56This is why we chose him the way we did.
06:59He's doing his thing and I can't posture for anything.
07:03Like, if you can get the roof to stay up there, I'm mad at the roof.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Because they're still trying to stop.
07:09Okay, please don't stop.
07:15Jer, stop.
07:18I know you can't help it on Jamal, David.
07:20Stop.
07:21Wait, actually, because he's too...
07:22Oh, God.
07:23Oh, no.
07:24Jeremiah.
07:26I just need some cream.
07:28Frickin' Thomas Griffin.
07:29Oh, no, what?
07:29I completely forgot.
07:34Wait, is this...
07:35Is it his birthday?
07:36I don't know.
07:37I just...
07:37It's been in there for years.
07:39It must be.
07:40It must be when the comic was created.
07:42Must be.
07:43What the abortion comic?
07:44Today, Blart comic.
07:45Oh, Blart?
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:47It was the fifth.
07:47The Blart abortion comic.
07:50Abortion comic.
07:51Obviously, you're doing well for here, Jeremiah.
07:52Yeah, it's actually...
07:54You're actually doing pretty good.
07:55Yeah, compared to them.
07:56No offense, guys.
07:58But also plenty of offense.
08:00You guys are doing great.
08:03You're doing so well.
08:07Can we sabotage ours?
08:09No.
08:09Why would you want to sabotage your own?
08:10Well, because...
08:11We agreed that if they won this challenge, it'd be two points.
08:14And then we'd be tied.
08:15And then voila.
08:17Yeah, but it doesn't mean you win.
08:18It just gives you an advantage.
08:20No, because they'd be tied in there for no advantage.
08:22Just a minute.
08:23You have a sabotage, kid.
08:24Come on.
08:25No.
08:25You're weird, dude.
08:27Well, we knew that.
08:28You're into weird, some weird stuff.
08:29And Jeremiah was just tasting his own Jamal over there.
08:33Yeah, we knew that.
08:34Okay, I gotta...
08:35Actually...
08:36You're running out of time.
08:40What are you doing here, man?
08:42Don't work.
08:43Don't put cream in my face.
08:44I will...
08:45Don't put cream in my face.
08:46I will absolutely...
08:47Don't put cream in my face.
08:48Don't put cream in my face.
08:48Don't put cream in my face.
08:49Don't put cream in my face.
08:49Don't put cream in my face.
08:51Hey, yo!
08:52How are you?
08:54Hey, look.
08:55That actually tastes pretty good.
08:56Yeah.
08:57If you were designing, maybe...
08:58Yeah, no problem.
08:59Oh, oh my goodness.
09:00You gotta be careful, guys.
09:03He's expired on April 1st, 2016.
09:05Yeah, you gotta be really careful about that.
09:07Oh my gosh.
09:08It's breaking in half again.
09:09It tends to do that.
09:11Yeah.
09:12She died.
09:13I don't like it.
09:14You guys just don't have the spirit of Jamal within you.
09:18Oh my gosh.
09:20You don't know what it means to have a cold cream on Jamal Day.
09:24Is that old?
09:25Wow, that was the ice cream.
09:26You just aren't getting Jamal enough.
09:29Hang on.
09:30Hang on, that.
09:30Oh my God.
09:32Oh my God.
09:33Oh my God.
09:33Yeah, just make it a little bit inverted.
09:36Like that.
09:37Okay.
09:37Why am I hoping?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Oh yeah, wait.
09:41One minute.
09:42Oh, okay, okay.
09:43I think I'm just gonna take this one.
09:44For what's that, you guys did the same thing with Jeremiah.
09:47When you're putting the roof on too.
09:47It's better to go there and then just try and stick it on.
09:50Cause that way you know what's gonna be lined up.
09:52But, sorry, what?
09:54Yeah, put the icing on the line there.
09:56And then stick the roof piece on.
09:58And hope it works.
10:00Well, the thorn line looks not good.
10:02It sticks.
10:03Just like Jamal has in you.
10:06Step 6 or 7.
10:08Duh, bro, stop.
10:09I swear.
10:10You're banned.
10:12Disqualification.
10:13I'm gonna be the one who hit you with this next.
10:15I swear.
10:16Any time anyone does something stupid, just like,
10:18You're banned.
10:18You're banned.
10:19Now's the first time you hit me.
10:23Hey, Aaron.
10:24Yo, did he get a hair cut?
10:26Did Edric get a haircut?
10:28Edric won breakfast the third.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Well, I haven't seen him since we went to London.
10:33I haven't seen him since we hooked up in London.
10:36Oh.
10:36Are the timers done or the IRS is calling to tell me I didn't get my taxes again?
10:41All right, Kelvin.
10:42Back to the thingy go.
10:44You gotta leave, Kelvin.
10:45That's the rules.
10:46Second half starts now.
10:49Now it's on the decorating.
10:50We actually have a house.
10:51I'm actually here to help.
10:52I think I did my job pretty well.
10:54Look at this shits peak.
10:55Why do you want me to help?
10:57Um, I'm not peaking.
10:59Shoot, okay.
11:00Um.
11:02Oh, yeah, the, uh, these things.
11:05We're supposed to put these on the icing.
11:07So, one of the things we didn't discuss is what we're gonna do with them after.
11:10I think we can just leave them in the basement and sacrifice them to Jamal in the Jamal circle.
11:14Yeah, yeah, I think.
11:15And if you don't know what a Jamal circle is, we all gather around in a circle.
11:17Grab a green room out and then do this.
11:19Hold on, guys.
11:20Hold on.
11:20We didn't do the halftime show.
11:22Yeah, hold on.
11:25There's a great job.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Okay, cool.
11:28But did you?
11:31Good enough.
11:32Okay.
11:33All right, I see how it is.
11:35I see how it is.
11:36This table brings back some of that.
11:39Horrible.
11:41Cause it's warped and that screwed us over.
11:44It really did.
11:45We still won anyway, but we could've gone perfect.
11:47Yeah, we could've gone perfect.
11:49I actually think we would've gone perfect if we won the beer pong.
11:51Yeah.
11:51Okay, thank you, by the way.
11:52Wait, I think we were fucking so focused on it.
11:55I didn't have a white thing.
11:56Oh my god, I didn't have a fucking air.
11:58Jeez, Jeremiah.
12:00Come on.
12:00You guys got this.
12:01I believe in you.
12:02Wait, is there any white, like, beads on here?
12:04Like, on this one?
12:06Is there any white?
12:07Like, because I don't see any white.
12:08What do you think is the picture of the house?
12:10No, but like, no, because-
12:12No, like, on the picture of the house, there's white ones in there, but they're not on here.
12:14Yeah, exactly.
12:15That's what I'm saying.
12:16I don't see them anywhere.
12:17Exactly!
12:18You see?
12:19Look at the book!
12:20Look at the thing!
12:22We could sue somebody!
12:24Oh, yeah, can you put some more ice?
12:24You might have to use some, though, because it doesn't look like there's gonna be enough green and red for
12:28everything else.
12:29Yeah, for real.
12:29Okay.
12:30They probably put all the white ones on the fucking back.
12:33Yeah.
12:33The back?
12:34Oh, the back.
12:35Oh, the back.
12:36The back.
12:36Well, what you could maybe try-
12:39Also, Jeremiah, can you put icing on this one in particular here?
12:41I don't think there's gonna be enough of those to do the roof and all the extra stuff.
12:45Yeah, that's true.
12:46I might just replace these ones with whites, then.
12:49Maybe do, like, a row of red and green, a row of white.
12:51No, because, oh, right there and right there.
12:53Do, like, a-
12:54Because I'm planning to just, like, introduce, or intertwine the whites with this one, so that
12:58way-
12:59Just make it a nice packet.
13:00Yep, that's exactly the plan.
13:01It doesn't matter.
13:02So, you know, whatever it does.
13:04We've discovered something.
13:06There are white, uh, candies in there.
13:09But as you can see, you don't see them on the box.
13:12You don't use them now.
13:13So, you can add them on the roof and red it up to one.
13:16We're not gonna block points for that.
13:18Because you're not gonna have no red ring for everything else.
13:20Mm-hmm.
13:21Like, I still feel.
13:25You know what, I'm just decorating cookies for workers.
13:28Yeah.
13:29No?
13:30That's it.
13:31Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie.
13:37Woo-hoo!
13:38Woo-hoo!
13:39I know!
13:39They're not- I said not.
13:41So far, I think the person that's in the league, the team that's in the league right
13:45now is one of you two.
13:47I guess.
13:48We got more team than their team.
13:49One of them is definitely in the league.
13:50Yeah, one of them is definitely in the league.
13:52That's for sure.
13:53Definitely.
13:53That's fo-so.
13:55That's fo-so.
13:56That's fo-so.
13:58That's fo-so.
13:58Telling me what Big G said that.
14:00I'm trying not to play on it too hard this way.
14:03She said that.
14:04Mm.
14:08Yeah.
14:11What?
14:12Yo, yo.
14:12You just did the entire town chose a rapper.
14:15Yo, yo.
14:15What's good?
14:16Heya, what's up?
14:17Okay, cool.
14:19You're not allowed to say six, seven.
14:22Good.
14:23Good.
14:23That's good.
14:24You learned very well.
14:25Very proud of you.
14:26You hear that, Eddie?
14:27Yeah, you hear that, Eddie?
14:28You can't say-
14:29When did I say it?
14:31Oh, I have one-
14:31Oh, don't act like-
14:33Just since I got it?
14:34What?
14:34Here, you've said it multiple times.
14:36Yeah.
14:37I don't know if it's falling apart again.
14:38Yeah, let's go.
14:39Can I go?
14:40Yeah, that's, uh, icing.
14:41This icing sucks.
14:43It does.
14:44You gotta-
14:44You don't have-
14:46You don't have-
14:48It's-it's Jomo's cum.
14:50Ew.
14:51Ew.
14:52Kitty.
14:53It's like the Polar Express.
14:54You gotta believe in it.
14:55Like when they see the ticket at the end and it has a different message.
14:57You just gotta believe.
14:58Like the bell.
14:59When the bell rings at the end of the movie.
15:00You gotta believe.
15:01And then the cum.
15:02Or the-the-the icing.
15:04Will stick.
15:09I'm just gonna line this.
15:14I'm trying to be careful about, like, the table.
15:17Yeah, it's all bad.
15:18It's fried jule.
15:19Okay, five, six, okay.
15:21Is there even gonna be enough of these for one side?
15:23Hey, no more sabotage.
15:25Hey, no more sabotage.
15:26Hey, that's fine.
15:27No, that wasn't just-
15:28That was no more sabotage than Oprah.
15:31Well, do it more.
15:32You should've done more, man.
15:34I'm just trying to keep that freaking house.
15:36Trying to keep the house safe from the-
15:38From the person with scurvy.
15:40Yep, I sure was to save you, guys.
15:42Keep the house safe from the-
15:45From the person with scurvy.
15:46Yeah, I sure was to save you, guys.
15:46Keep the house safe from the-
15:46That super sucks.
15:48Get a bear house.
15:50Wow.
15:51You're really gonna-
15:52Do you know what the house market's like these days?
15:53Yeah, do you know what the house market's like these days?
15:55Before we eat the gingerbread house, it's just like, okay.
15:57First of all, we gotta-
15:58We gotta-
16:00You know, you went and set that in the middle of a park somewhere in Toronto.
16:04You can get a decent 700-800 grand for that.
16:07I'm gonna hope that none of these fall out.
16:09Ooh, I see what you're doing there.
16:10That looks pretty good.
16:11The way the light's going.
16:12Yeah.
16:12You could've just replaced the random ones that had, like, snow.
16:15Yeah, but I have, like, patterns.
16:16I have those at least, I don't know.
16:18That's kind of, like, half, but...
16:19I'm gonna take these things.
16:21Oh, don't worry.
16:21I'm gonna do it.
16:23Alright, how we doing over here?
16:25Not great.
16:26Not great.
16:26Alright.
16:27Oh, right!
16:28No!
16:29No!
16:31Let's do something I know that came out of this one.
16:34I feel like I'm going to grab a droopy camera in 10 seconds.
16:37Oh yeah, Jeremiah, I think I'm more eyes droopy.
16:39Because after this one, I think I'm on the side.
16:41Even if everything's kind of droopy, you know what?
16:43I think I did this wrong with it.
16:45That's great more than that.
16:47Yeah, right here!
16:50Yeah, right here!
16:52Right here.
16:54I actually sat on one of the cats today.
16:56I...
16:56See then!
16:58I, like, sat...
16:59I hope it was an accident!
17:00Oh yeah!
17:01I sent my iPad over there, I looked, no one was there.
17:03And then I go to the bathroom, I come back, and the cat sits on the chair, and I sit
17:06and I'm like,
17:06And I'm like, what's your frickin' fault, dumbass cat?
17:11Man, I love your cat.
17:12It's like, huh, you can set something over there.
17:14I should sit over there.
17:15What's this all about?
17:16Oh yeah, that's the, uh, for the drawing challenge.
17:19Oh yeah, Jeremiah was supposed to add this somewhere.
17:20Oh yeah, if you want, you can look for some of the prompts on it.
17:22Jeremiah.
17:24Hello kitty.
17:24Yeah, I'll put this right here.
17:25Hello kitty!
17:26That'd be a pretty good franchise.
17:30We're gonna trademark that.
17:31What do you mean someone aren't beatings to it?
17:33Aw.
17:34What happened to, I remember you guys, like, it was the middle of a hangout, and you're like,
17:37Oh, Hello Kitty dead end, uh, like, that was Bob the Builder, but you said, like,
17:40Hello Kitty got arrested or something.
17:43What?
17:44Yeah, there was a hangout, and it was like, Oh, Hello Kitty got arrested for, like,
17:47five, uh, convictions of murder or something like that.
17:49Was it not when I said that, uh, Bob the Builder was shot down in Chicago?
17:52No, it was Bob the Builder, but then you said something else about Hello Kitty.
17:55I don't remember about Hello Kitty, but I remember I was scrolling Twitter during a hangout.
17:57I said, Oh, Bob the Builder was shot down in Chicago.
18:01Wait, listen, Bob the Builder deserved it.
18:03It's a whole long fact.
18:04Yes, he did own a construction company.
18:06It was a front for money laundering.
18:08There's another cat.
18:09There's another cat.
18:10There's two cats.
18:11There's two cats.
18:12Two cats.
18:13Two cats, two furious.
18:14Get them.
18:15Get them.
18:16Get them.
18:17Get them.
18:18Get them.
18:18Get them.
18:18Get them.
18:18Get them.
18:18Get them.
18:19Get them.
18:27Get them.
18:27Get them.
18:28Yeah, don't.
18:29I shouldn't.
18:30I have to say this.
18:31Don't sit on it.
18:32Shouldn't have to say that.
18:33Our other door broke now.
18:34We'll be back.
18:34Hello.
18:35I can say it.
18:35Hi.
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