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00:00Hey guys, it's Ethan. It's been about a month. I've got a lot more of these, but that's not relevant.
00:04So just before you go into watching this video, this was a video we filmed back in
00:07around all the other season two videos in December 2023.
00:12YouTube deleted my channel recently, and a couple of the challenge videos
00:15also were lost with that, and this is one of them. So this is us basically
00:19running it back and refilming that now deleted video.
00:24Alright, that's all the context you need. Hope you enjoy.
00:26Enjoy. Or don't. Like, I can't legally
00:45Do your intro. Do your intro. Do it. Do it. Do your intro now.
00:53I don't know. It's opposite there. It is opposite there.
00:57Oh, my penis is very large. We're saying this in front of a
01:00five-month-old child, by the way, but I digress.
01:06We're gonna be doing a gift wrapping challenge.
01:09We have paper, a stapler, and
01:12this because I thought it was hilarious.
01:14Alright. Let's start.
01:18Wait.
01:18Yeah, this is all we got.
01:20This is all the paper we got.
01:22This is gonna be wrapping it back.
01:24I mean, last time we did it was fucking loosely, so.
01:26Okay, bro.
01:27Yeah, I guess we did, so.
01:29Okay.
01:30What the fuck are we wearing?
01:31Fuck my butt.
01:32What are we gonna wrap?
01:33Well, uh, I'll let you guys choose between some of these items in here.
01:44Okay.
01:46You guys can pick and choose between the items in here and wrap one, and then I'll pick whichever
01:53one looks better, and then that's how we determine.
01:55Alright, well, I'm gonna wrap the dildo.
01:57That's it.
01:58I'm gonna wrap the dildo.
01:59Okay.
02:00Is that?
02:00Yeah, this is the dildo.
02:01It's Sonic Master Central, yay!
02:04Uh...
02:05You can shove this and light up your ass.
02:07No.
02:08Oh my god!
02:08No, no, not insensitive.
02:11Is there any of us in there?
02:14Give me a second.
02:15Is there any sort of a mud-ass shit in here?
02:18I need to know.
02:19Oh, there's weed in here.
02:21Oh, shit.
02:21You want weed?
02:25You lied to me.
02:27No, I did.
02:27How about you just say it's just last time?
02:30What?
02:31Three empty cans of PhD.
02:32Oh.
02:33I heard with a vengeance.
02:34Oh, fuck!
02:36And mine too.
02:37That's what's in here.
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh, this is the perfect dildo.
02:41That stuff's been in someone's mouth.
02:44Alright, let's go!
02:47Oh my god, he's actually...
02:48I can't wait to.
02:51Yo, a question.
02:53Why do you have two copies of the sports resort?
02:55Oh, one of them broke.
02:57Huh?
02:57One of them broke.
02:58Oh.
02:59Yeah.
03:00You think they'd throw it out, but...
03:01Okay, what's your...
03:03What sense of toy are you going to be a rapper?
03:05I'm not having...
03:06I'm not judging you.
03:07Yeah, he's not really a rapper.
03:14Mom's spaghetti.
03:16Observe.
03:18I can't remember how the actual line goes.
03:22Knees weak, arms are heavy.
03:23You're bummed on a sweater already.
03:25You're not spaghetti.
03:27Alright.
03:29I'm gonna see what he's doing.
03:31Your rapping starts now.
03:34Hi.
03:34Just make sure we leave both peas in there every time we talk about it, okay?
03:38What the fuck are you talking about?
03:40You went, rapping, make sure there's two peas.
03:42Oh.
03:43Okay, it's a penis.
03:44Okay, I'll...
03:47all right got it all right uh where do i go to wrap uh this is floor okay yeah let's
03:56wrap
03:56something that's what happened last time and the the conditions are not getting better
04:01all right your conditions are getting worse yeah we ran out of it we've got less budget
04:07to be done before we had zero dollars currently bankrupt i took out a loan from the bank
04:12this is i do not know how to wrap she's even upset about conditions
04:22this is gonna be so much fun uh he said he'd be here for like two years
04:28everyone say your last bucks
04:32that's pretty awesome i do say so by itself
04:36kelton kelton what's your what's your strategy coming into the town
04:38i'm talking to your mom that's my strategy okay
04:41okay that wasn't necessary my strategy no that wasn't very necessary
04:45that's right no
04:46you gotta let me win
04:49i don't see my voice
04:51i won't cut you
04:53listen you said that you said that last time you never did so so listen i'm not really too afraid
04:58of that
04:59that was bad when that's how i'm calling you like a card i'll just make you wish i did
05:04all right well that was good
05:06no it's bad i mean this is our regular
05:08but it's not good
05:09all right
05:10all right
05:11and then from there
05:14i gotta make some uh a real uh a real work of art
05:17all right they have scissors
05:19i'll give you a pack
05:21well listen i'm not it's not like i'm gonna stab anyone yet
05:32hey guys what's up secure boys in a penis
05:34what
05:35all right
05:36sure am i
05:38again
05:39baby
05:39like you said earlier
05:41well listen the baby's six
05:43you guys are swearing by the time she's three
05:45listen she's like five months old and barely go here
05:48no you should run the scissors more actually
05:53i i think you should run a lot with scissors also i took the camera
05:56daily for the last 70 years
05:59i thought brennan was sitting on it
06:03so we have like a time delay
06:04that's why you're sitting on the camera
06:06what the fuck
06:07well listen you don't have to sit down before you sit on the floor
06:10yeah i don't know
06:12i don't know
06:14let's see if i can get some real art
06:20guys i love
06:21i love filming a christmas video in march
06:26a christmas video
06:29that's all it is about christian
06:30yeah a lot of people are christian
06:33merry christmas everyone
06:35merry christmas
06:36i say happy holiday
06:37hmm
06:40i say i hope santa comes down
06:42and it's like
06:43appropriately
06:48it's just not worth the trouble
06:50with having fucking happy hanukkah
06:52kelton what you doing
06:54what's up man how you doing
06:56what you doing over there kelton
06:59i'm not concerned
07:10i haven't touched it in at least a year
07:12but i have pokemon go down playing on my phone
07:19oh damn that's perfect
07:21oh they're doing such a good job
07:22i'm gonna get scarlet
07:23yeah it sounds like you blur up the baby
07:26yeah i'm not even filming her
07:28right now
07:29i'm like purposely like avoiding
07:32just in case
07:36yeah
07:36this is a brain shot
07:45why are you always beating the baby
07:50why not
07:51i'll beat you man
07:52you already do
07:56wow we made her cry guys
07:57no i accidentally dropped the controller
08:00oh
08:01we still made her cry guys
08:03jeremiah here is trying
08:06just take the giant penis
08:08just take the giant penis
08:09just take the giant penis
08:11you haven't seen the final product
08:15forget what i just said
08:18all right
08:18there we go that's laughing
08:23nice nice crank going
08:27i think we want to feel
08:28all right
08:29we got this
08:30oh no i'm sorry
08:31all right
08:33man
08:35what should i do next
08:36yeah you guys can do more if you want
08:38i do not care
08:39we need to
08:40we need to
08:41this will be an eight minute video
08:42if we keep going
08:43we gotta add more
08:44eight minutes
08:45yeah
08:46how long was this last time
08:47i think it was 20
08:48how did you drop wrapping stuff up
08:5220 minutes
08:52yeah
08:53we did like three things
08:54yeah
08:55yeah
08:56that makes sense
08:56yeah
08:57budget cuts
08:58budget cuts
08:59yeah budget cuts
08:59make make make make make make
09:05i don't know what that looks like
09:08i haven't gotten made yet
09:10hey
09:12yeah you're right
09:13i will not deny that
09:16i won't get any
09:19yo
09:19the three of us should form the virgin club
09:22forever
09:23well he doesn't count because he's volunteering
09:26yeah but he's still a virgin
09:27and he will always will be
09:28so forever virgin club
09:30yeah i guess
09:31yeah
09:32you'll quit when you're 30
09:34and i'll
09:34you know i'll probably stay
09:36because i won't get laid
09:38i mean technically i will too
09:40because i don't plan on getting laid
09:42back or something
09:42i just want to get the forever virgin
09:46yes but
09:47yeah but
09:48you have a high likelihood of getting
09:52it's basic
09:53it's not actually the forever virgin
09:55it's people that are going to be lonely
09:57that's a good answer
09:58yeah
10:00our secret handshake is
10:02we're just going to walk out
10:02now you know what
10:05that is a nice song
10:07that does look like a mom
10:10i know you're going for a penis
10:12but that really looks like a mom
10:13i think that'll be the new phone now
10:15yeah
10:15yeah hang on
10:16i need a huff with that
10:18no that's how we're going to send the run time
10:20it's going to be 20 minutes
10:21i'm huffing that
10:24tell them
10:25wait
10:25take our handshake
10:26we're just going to walk up to each other
10:27just go
10:28oh let's do it right now
10:29hang on
10:30okay
10:31handshake
10:32handshake
10:32handshake
10:32you ready
10:33okay
10:36i was expecting that
10:38okay
10:39no no
10:40oh wait
10:42okay okay
10:43you ready
10:45all right there we go
10:46that's the handshake
10:47we did it
10:49so what's that going to be like
10:50like a smoke
10:51uh no
10:53put his bowl on
10:54what's going to be
10:55i want you guys to see
10:55what's this
10:56because the smoke comes at the top
10:58you actually smoke at the bottom
11:00okay
11:00have you ever seen a bong
11:02i have seen a bong
11:03the smoke comes at the top
11:04there's a tube on the bottom
11:05oh yeah see it's a little tube on the side
11:07right yeah
11:08all right i have no idea
11:09what to do next
11:09so he originally wasn't going to add this
11:11because it wasn't originally going to be a bong
11:13it was going to be a dick
11:14but now it looks like a bong
11:16yeah it looks actually like a huffing bong
11:19you know what
11:20oh no
11:21i need colorless
11:23oh god
11:24all right
11:25you need to add detail
11:27i'm going to hate this one
11:29oh yes you are
11:30i already hate it
11:31all right
11:32so
11:33so first off
11:34we gotta color in the
11:35we gotta color in both the shaft
11:38and the ball
11:39the piece tape has used to got stuck
11:41there barely is
11:42it literally doesn't
11:48ignore that
11:50we're actually
11:51first off chat
11:53i'm going to color in the best
11:54okay it actually shows us
11:56in this record group i actually have
11:58on something other than
11:59instagram on this board
12:01is being hard for
12:03on the top of the shaft
12:04yep
12:07i'm never fighting
12:08getting anything other than
12:09talking to me
12:09so i'm not gonna lie
12:11i'm literally
12:12going to use snapchat
12:13to
12:19700 million
12:21damn
12:23that's
12:25jesus christ
12:26okay
12:28okay you gotta
12:29you gotta do this right
12:31and then
12:32right and then
12:33you gotta have the shaft
12:35i think this is like some sort of disease
12:38pretty sure
12:39actually no it feels like disease
12:40it'd have like a little bit of blue in there
12:42you know
12:42so you gotta add a little bit of blues
12:44you gotta have a little bit of blues
12:45you're gonna add the veins
12:47actually that's a good idea
12:48where's black
12:50actually i don't need black
12:51i just use this again
12:53and then like
12:56really like
12:57just really shove
12:58that's a game
12:59it's like really
13:05all right
13:06and then
13:06right
13:07and then
13:10we grab like
13:11like this right
13:12we grab this
13:13and then we show like
13:14it's just so realistic
13:15we show some hairs
13:17you know
13:17we gotta add some hairs
13:22it's not supposed to be
13:23it is a bong
13:23that's a real working bong
13:25all right
13:26and then
13:26right
13:27we add the hairs
13:29right
13:30and then there you go
13:31oh it got to the upset
13:33now hang on
13:33i'm just gonna be doing this
13:35you got a green in there
13:37what
13:37you got a green in there
13:40yeah we're calling them
13:41we're detailing them now
13:42this is how we're getting
13:43uh
13:44yeah
13:44yeah this is
13:45this is how we're gonna extend the video's length
13:47by the vlog
13:49all right
13:50and then
13:50we pour in the ball sack
13:52again
13:52no wait
13:53this is the racist color
13:55i forgot about that
13:56i love
13:56i love that you're calling
13:58about stanley's penis
14:00thank you
14:01i really appreciate
14:02the uh
14:02the essential detail
14:03that you managed to talk about
14:04now
14:06okay then we pour in here
14:07right
14:08we pour in right
14:09yeah i gotta zoom in again
14:10and then
14:11we gotta add even more veins
14:13veins right
14:14gotta add like
14:15one right here
14:17another like
14:18right here
14:19shoot his ass
14:20oh yeah
14:21i know
14:24oh i know what to do now
14:26hang on
14:26and then
14:26for the final
14:27for the final touch
14:29right
14:29for the final touch
14:30right
14:31even though you can barely see
14:32that it's fucking colored
14:33the final touch
14:39there we go
14:40just to
14:40just to know
14:41just to make sure
14:41you know it's used
14:42yeah
14:44then yeah that's done
14:45okay
14:45like my 10 out of 10 product
14:47you're done
14:48okay
14:50that actually does look like a fucking bog
14:53that does
14:54i'm pretty sure he did win this challenge too right
14:56didn't he
14:57yeah
14:57yeah so this is pretty
14:58yeah he's gonna win
14:59but
15:00we'll pretend for a little bit
15:01yeah we'll pretend
15:02we'll play pretend for a little bit
15:03stop fucking crushing the
15:05stop crushing the
15:07jesus fucking christ
15:08my comb is big
15:10hold on let me up
15:16brian would you mind
15:18holding the camera
15:18for like
15:19two minutes
15:23all right
15:24you guys need to present
15:25your gift card
15:26oh right
15:27okay hang on
15:28okay brendan
15:29did me brendan
15:30how are you
15:31okay brendan
15:32first off
15:33first off
15:33right
15:33suck on this
15:37i think we have to give our
15:39tips that
15:40i'm
15:41you can suck on this
15:43you can suck on this
15:46be very careful with that
15:47yeah be very
15:48it doesn't have any stability
15:49on the neck
15:50i mean on the chat
15:51who am i gonna suck on
15:53which one am i gonna suck on
15:55this is actually very detailed
15:57hold on
15:58brendan
15:59when you might come with me
16:00i want to show
16:00i want to put this against the light beard
16:02and show off the lighting
16:04this is bedroom
16:05baby
16:05penis
16:08look at captain's penis
16:12it's a very nice dick you got that
16:13yeah
16:13thank you
16:16it's also autographed
16:19we're getting some really cool scenic shots
16:22yeah
16:23hold on hold on i'll get the old
16:34i'm just gonna hit this
16:36i'm just gonna hit this
16:37i'm just gonna hit this
16:38no
16:47that's hyper accurate
16:49yeah that's that's that's very realistic
16:52yeah
16:53it is a bomb
16:54it is a bomb
16:55it does work
16:56dude the fourth thing though
16:58there we go
16:59i got fucked up
17:01i got fucked up
17:02you got fucked up
17:02yeah
17:03yeah
17:04alright yeah
17:05jeremiah wins
17:06yeah jeremiah wins
17:11jeremiah wins
17:11you guys are missing balls
17:13my balls
17:14birdie fucking loves to play with pop on this
17:17uh
17:19okay i thought you said something else
17:21yeah
17:23yeah jeremiah wins
17:24because you got me
17:25what
17:26wait huh
17:27you didn't hear that
17:28man i had to talk on my own
17:34hey friend if i borrow a dollar from that
17:36i'm very poor
17:36i could use that
17:37for my for my okey donkey stand
17:39that is crazy
17:41you know what
17:41that might not be a joke
17:46alright we'll end it
17:47with my last word
17:48hi
17:49can you get all your full choice
17:52dylan
17:53hi
17:54hi
17:54kid
18:01so
18:02who is the winner of the $470 prize money
18:05me
18:08shut up
18:08don't count
18:09oh fuck you
18:14when is she not biting in one place
18:18even
18:19what
18:20what
18:20you
18:21i
18:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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