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00:00Uh, yeah, so, we're back.
00:08Uh, we're doing another one of the talent show things.
00:11Uh, we're doing a holiday season because it's Christmas right now.
00:15It's, uh, December 2025.
00:17This is not gonna release another fucking year.
00:19But, hey, we might as well get it done now.
00:22And, uh, we're gonna be doing a series of challenges like we usually do.
00:25We got two teams.
00:27Uh, we're gonna figure out those in a bit.
00:29Uh, what is at stake?
00:33Everyone's got gifts.
00:35And we, we battling for the title.
00:38Who's the, I don't know, what is this for?
00:43I need you guys to pitch in.
00:44Give me, give me your wallet.
00:48It would be really funny if I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't pay back my wallet.
00:51This is for the privilege of, uh, bisexuality.
00:55There's all of us.
00:56I hope it's not foreshadowing.
00:58I'm gonna grab a shit and shoot you.
01:00I'm gonna grab a shit and shoot you.
01:02Oh, yeah, he's back.
01:04He's back!
01:06Uh, yeah, so...
01:07I'm not the guy to ask that.
01:09Move on.
01:10Jeremiah's not been in a video since July 2nd, 2024.
01:15Yes, that's crazy.
01:17Uh, it's been a fucking long time.
01:19Yep.
01:20Uh, where have you been?
01:22Okay, motherfucker.
01:24I deserve that.
01:25Um, but yeah, so the first video we're doing, uh, I associate Christmas for some reason with the Wii.
01:31So we're gonna be doing some Wii sports.
01:33Wii is a yearly thing, so...
01:35Fair.
01:35So, yeah, uh, let's get right into it.
01:38All right!
01:42My, uh, city girl.
01:45All right, the first competition of this series of Extreme Talent Show this holiday-themed season
01:49is we're gonna be playing some Wii sports, because for some reason I associate a Wii with Christmas.
01:54Maybe it's just because of the family members and my friends being around me, but anyways.
01:57Anyways, we have it, so it's gonna be a game of 100 pings on Wii sports.
02:00It's gonna be the two teams, the two teams that are gonna be competing in this series,
02:04which every team gets the most amount of points, wins this challenge, the first competition of this series.
02:10And, um, it was very cursed, and you're gonna be a new friend of ours, Jamal.
02:16I'll be the camera guy while you guys play.
02:18Or not.
02:19I'm sure.
02:19Ta!
02:22They've never done that, you know.
02:23They had a Wii.
02:25That's where the Great Value Blueberries theme comes from.
02:29All right, I'm gonna turn this down.
02:30Oh, yeah, it's Rufus.
02:31Yeah, thank you.
02:32Do you not know that?
02:33In Super Review, where it's a brand, where we'll start off with a camera guy clip,
02:36and then outside, but we know we'll show them great value.
02:39Oh, yeah, before we even start.
02:40What are you doing?
02:41I even forgot.
02:43I don't know how to do this.
02:45I don't know.
02:46It'll be very funny.
02:49So, Mandy, Kelton, I forgot.
02:52You guys are the team captains this year.
02:53You guys were elected.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Because democracy has always worked.
02:57I'm a captain, I don't know how to do this.
02:58They used to work.
03:01Yeah.
03:03White people first doing it, like, if you ever saw.
03:07Yeah, you guys can do rock, paper, scissors, and then someone gets the leftovers.
03:13I want to fuck a coin now.
03:15That's, of course you do.
03:17It'll be fine, it'll be fine.
03:19Does anyone have a fucking coin?
03:20That's character growth.
03:21Does anyone have a coin?
03:22Does anyone have a coin?
03:23Hold on.
03:25Hold on.
03:26Rock, case, kill, shoot.
03:27Damn it!
03:28Rock always lands.
03:30Oh, typical Mandy always going scissors.
03:34Bro, that's crazy.
03:36Eddie says it's not a cheese girl.
03:39Listen, listen, listen.
03:41There's a little bit of truth within it.
03:43Yeah.
03:45Well.
03:46I didn't even get it, my brother.
03:48Well, okay, yeah.
03:50What?
03:51Yes.
03:52Who do you want, Calvin?
03:53Do you want Eddie or Jeremiah?
03:54Oh, yeah.
03:55I just want to do that.
03:56Of course.
03:57It's okay.
03:58Well, listen, listen.
04:01Listen, you care?
04:02You can't have one of these.
04:03You don't want one of them.
04:03That's true.
04:04Do you want head or tail?
04:06Yeah.
04:06Which one do you want head?
04:08Which one do you want?
04:08Oh, I would love some head work.
04:11Are you still playing?
04:12Can I get the tail end then?
04:13I guess.
04:14Okay, sure.
04:15There is actually a position in my work called head receiver.
04:18Okay, let's see.
04:19Okay.
04:19I really want it.
04:20I will not look at this.
04:21You will tell me.
04:23Cool.
04:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:29Actually, no, I switched.
04:31No!
04:32Hey, please.
04:34Don't do that ever again.
04:39Like the previous years, Hayden and I are going to be judging, except Hayden's got to
04:43go and leave early, so he'll be judged for the first two competitions, and then the other
04:48two, Brennan will be filling in when he shows up after work, and he's going to bring in some
04:52kits.
04:53You guys will see what they are in a bit.
04:54Sex store.
04:57I know he's a judge.
04:58That's why I'm joking.
04:59And then James is here.
05:01James is just a cheerleader.
05:03This f***er knows what he's doing.
05:05Yeah, James is the motion support.
05:08Anyways, now let's get to it.
05:11What do you guys want to play first?
05:14Let's go bowling.
05:16Yeah, bowling's a classic.
05:18Standard 100 pin or spin control?
05:20100 pin game.
05:22100 pins, I recommend 100 pin.
05:24100 pin's always funny.
05:25Whoever gets the most at 100 pin would be.
05:27Mm-hmm.
05:28Oh, yeah, who's going up first?
05:30I don't know.
05:31We're going to have to flip a coin.
05:32We should flip a coin.
05:34Hey, we're right.
05:35Hey, Kelton.
05:36Kelton, have a coin right here.
05:37Hello, Daniel.
05:38A coin.
05:39That's okay.
05:40That's okay.
05:42Head up.
05:43Well, it's heads.
05:44Go Mandy.
05:45Always wanting heads.
05:47I'm gonna...
05:48Oh, Calen, you have your me right here, so we're going to...
05:51Oh, right.
05:51Yes!
05:51Word!
05:53Right or left?
05:55Right.
05:55Right.
05:56Yeah, right.
05:57All right.
05:59All right.
05:59Who's next?
06:00Choose one, the reta...
06:01What the f***ing stupid left.
06:02Wait, Hayden Spitz has one.
06:04Where is it?
06:04Where is Hayden Spitz?
06:06There it is.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:09Yes, my beautiful creation.
06:11It should...
06:11It should...
06:13It should peak.
06:15Who the f*** are these two?
06:16I don't know.
06:17Mom and Bae.
06:18Who wants to be Bae?
06:19Who wants to be Bae?
06:20I'll be Bae.
06:21Yeah, Bae.
06:22All right.
06:22That's...
06:23That's...
06:23That's me even...
06:24Oh, f*** you.
06:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:26You're able to f***...
06:27Back.
06:28Just go back.
06:29Yeah.
06:29All right.
06:30Uh, Eddie, you're next.
06:32Who do you want?
06:32Uh, what's that second one?
06:34Ben.
06:36This is a real thing.
06:37All right.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Do the thing.
06:39Go white as a man.
06:39Right-handed, baby.
06:41This is...
06:42This is...
06:43Say something.
06:43Because you're not able to be the second whitest man.
06:46Who the heck is Jamal?
06:49I'm going to tell him this is Jamal.
06:50Who the f*** is Jamal?
06:52All right.
06:53Uh, Jerry, who do you want?
06:54Jamal.
06:54Jamal.
06:55I love Jamal.
06:57Right here.
06:58Right here.
06:59Everyone thinks of the light.
07:00Lastly...
07:01Everyone thinks of the light.
07:01All right.
07:03You want Casey?
07:06Nobody's going to choose Hayden.
07:07What the f***?
07:09That's, like, the 20th one here.
07:10Yo.
07:11That's f***ed up, guys.
07:11That's f***ed up.
07:12That's f***ed up, guys.
07:14Thanks.
07:15Oh, we could...
07:16We could do team, actually.
07:17That would literally make sense for what we're doing right now.
07:19Just change team.
07:20Yeah, change team.
07:21Yeah.
07:22So...
07:22Put Casey on the same team.
07:24Oh, actually, yeah.
07:25That's it.
07:25Yeah, we just did that.
07:26All right.
07:27Everyone's going to share one remote, because it's easier.
07:30Well, okay.
07:31It's like...
07:32It's kind of like...
07:32Okay, I get it.
07:33I get it.
07:33It's like a...
07:34Like a force.
07:35Yeah.
07:35Mm.
07:36Yeah.
07:36All right.
07:38Your turn.
07:40Now it's my turn.
07:41Now it's his turn.
07:42It's good to work.
07:43All right.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Okay.
07:45Okay.
07:46I love how we're doing it in so long.
07:49I don't...
07:49All right.
07:50I don't know how to find a play...
07:51I forgot to play this game.
07:53Nobody played it a year ago.
07:55And there might be a year ago.
07:57All right.
07:57Let's see if it works.
08:00I got this.
08:01It's my turn.
08:02It's my turn.
08:03He's thrown to the TV.
08:16Oh, 100 pin is ridiculously easy.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Jamal has to be one of Cole's friends.
08:26Like, I have no idea who that is.
08:28But I already loved him.
08:30Oh, man.
08:31Oh, gosh.
08:33And then once you're ready,
08:34you just keep doing it until you're ready.
08:36So whatever.
08:37Which should be pressed A to play for you.
08:39Oh, yeah.
08:40I forgot.
08:40It's like...
08:41It alternates between turns.
08:42So you could literally get like 99
08:44and then someone else throws
08:45and then they just hit one of the people.
08:47That was actually pretty good.
08:48Yeah, I'll say I thought it was good.
08:50I thought that was good.
08:52Okay, two things.
08:53I guess he got fucking round here.
08:56Okay, it's easy to get fucking 95.
08:59Yeah.
08:59It's not me.
09:00It's my first time.
09:01Oh, yeah.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:03I'm supposed to have an advantage here.
09:04I have no idea.
09:09There should be.
09:09It's fun.
09:12Do you think I'm talking about this?
09:15Oh, come on, Jeremiah.
09:17Let's do it.
09:17It would be funny.
09:17I know you said we should do another bowling video
09:19in a button, but we have it at home.
09:22We have bowling at home.
09:23Well, not just in a button,
09:24but like...
09:25Yeah.
09:26Yeah.
09:30Oh, yeah.
09:32Hold A and B and then you just go for it.
09:35Oh?
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37And then, yeah.
09:38And then release B.
09:40Hey, you got it.
09:41Hey, you know what?
09:42Hey, that's good.
09:43Okay, that sets you up beautifully, actually.
09:45Yeah, all you need is one straight shot.
09:47Which definitely B.A.D. cannot have.
09:50All you have to do is not super suck.
09:53Fuck.
09:54I'm going to actually kill them, guys.
09:56That'd be like a great quick big dog.
09:58And then it is.
09:59You may have a whole new way.
10:01Amen.
10:03A and B for a throwback.
10:04Yes.
10:05Right.
10:07Yeah, you want to go more right.
10:10You want to go like really right.
10:12Yeah, really right into like the gutter.
10:16That's actually really fucking good.
10:18That's...
10:19Oh, it's just so good.
10:20A little, a little harder.
10:21I actually would have done it.
10:22That was really good.
10:23That was a tie.
10:23That was a tie tie.
10:25I guess it was turn it in.
10:27Shout out to Jamal.
10:28Shout out to Jamal.
10:30We stay in Jamal.
10:31This is real fucking boring.
10:33Let me tell you, just be entirely different.
10:35Yeah.
10:35I like the spare.
10:39God damn, Jamal.
10:41Good shape, Jamal.
10:42Good shape, Jamal.
10:43All right, I have one fucking job and one dollar.
10:46I have one fucking thing.
10:47I better fucking make this or else I'm going to chuck out that money and kill myself.
10:51Better get that spare.
10:54Yeah.
10:57Hey.
10:59That was clean.
11:00That was a nice spare.
11:03All right, man.
11:03Here you go.
11:04Have fun.
11:05Thanks.
11:06You got to get them all.
11:07We're breaking up.
11:08Yep.
11:09Yep.
11:10Your relationship is on the line, Mandy.
11:12She actually actually...
11:13She actually actually gets...
11:14Holy shit.
11:15Oh, God.
11:17It's a dream.
11:18If you get a split...
11:19Yeah, that...
11:20It's very much possible.
11:22It is, but like...
11:23Yeah, it's not like who does that?
11:24Who does that?
11:25Come back.
11:27It's going to be tough though.
11:28What loser would do that?
11:30Eddie, you got a lot to fucking...
11:31You got a lot to fucking...
11:32I'm sorry.
11:33Eddie, you're going to fail.
11:34Eddie, no, you...
11:35Ignore him.
11:36You're going to do great.
11:39You're going to do...
11:40You're going to do super great, Eddie.
11:43Eddie, have a fun.
11:44It's like...
11:44Yeah.
11:46Let him cook.
11:47Let him cook.
11:48Let him cook.
11:49Let him cook.
11:50Let him cook.
11:51Let him cook.
11:52Let him cook.
11:53Nope.
11:54Oh, come on.
12:11You can see Hayden in the audience.
12:20Hey, nice.
12:30Come on, Jamal.
12:32Jamal, you got to hit Jamal.
12:34Jamal, you got to lock in.
12:36Hit it, Jamal.
12:37Yeah.
12:40Jamal, my fucking...
12:41Jamal.
12:44Oh, my fucking homeboy, Jamal.
12:50Jamal misses one pin just for Jamal.
12:53Don't miss the sun.
12:56And you threw it backwards.
12:58Take a swim while holding B and release B's rule.
13:00Yeah, because you did this.
13:03You did this.
13:05Yeah, you did this, Eddie.
13:07You can't do that.
13:07You can't jerk off with two of your hands what you did.
13:09You did this.
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