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00:00The difference between Ethan and I when it comes to our things is you just got to do one thing
00:05funny
00:06You get a 10 out of 10. I'm a very harsh critic. Yeah
00:10If it does not involve making fun of minorities, you don't get a 10
00:26You better hurry up or I'm taking one off
00:30You guys you will lose anywhere from six to seven points
00:32You guys are setting up for setting up to be more punctual
00:35Show me some pizzazz. Give me some flair. Show me some
00:40I want to feel like I'm at downtown New York right now. I'm not watching some high school
00:45An actionist fucking hamlet
00:48You know what you got to do, Eddie
00:53Hey, do you want to wear this?
00:56Dirty wall
00:57You got the stuff
01:00I feel like I'm watching a black and white thing
01:03This is very nice of you
01:05You should have all the cash in your mind
01:08Yeah, I should just get
01:09Oh shit, that's all not a lot
01:11All right
01:12You got the stuff
01:13Yeah, you got it
01:14Oh, okay
01:14So what's the best
01:16I was able to grab this into my cut
01:17But got some good stuff in the room
01:20So uh
01:20I don't want to use
01:22I'm not really sure
01:22It's fun and the buffs are
01:23But it's pretty good
01:25It's like it's hot
01:26But it's
01:26Quite real high
01:27Like I mean like
01:28Super
01:29Super high
01:30That's right
01:30Yeah
01:31Yeah, I think so
01:33Yeah
01:34So you can't talk to this
01:34Oh yeah, yeah
01:36Sure
01:36So basically this is like
01:37Like an inhaler
01:38Like this is like
01:39The good shit
01:40Yeah
01:40Yeah
01:41Any of you watching out there
01:42Yeah
01:42This
01:43Sorry
01:44I'm so fucking
01:45Sorry
01:46Anyway
01:47Yeah
01:48Yeah
01:48All right boys
01:49We got
01:49We
01:50We
01:50We
01:50We
01:50We
01:50We
01:51We
01:51We
01:52Well, no
01:52Okay
01:53Well, first off
01:53I'll tell you
01:54That's right
01:54This is like
01:55Pure meth
01:56Right
01:56So
01:57There's no
01:57I'm going to make up
01:58The contest
01:58No
01:58I'm sorry
01:59I'm sorry
02:02I'm sorry
02:03So this is like
02:04Pure meth
02:05This is like
02:05Bristle meth
02:06This is like
02:07The good shit
02:08You already
02:08Double's done in your eye
02:10Well, listen
02:10Listen
02:11Some people call me special
02:12They can just
02:13Don't give the meth
02:14They call me like
02:15Really special
02:15You see
02:16You know why
02:17They call me special
02:18Because I have a
02:19Fucking pot
02:19Got it
02:21Okay
02:22That worked
02:26I'm a fucking
02:27Chip ball
02:28That was me
02:29That was me
02:30That was me
02:33He did that
02:35He was all the way
02:37Scream challenge
02:38You'll be every point
02:39You tell me this
02:39Is that it?
02:40Is it done?
02:41Yeah, he's dead
02:47Thank you
02:50Okay, have fun
02:51I'm a darn healer
02:54I love pure crystal meth
02:55Anyways, you're a nice cop
02:56Pure crystal meth
02:58Hold my nose
02:58Yes, pure crystal meth
03:00Ooh, ooh, ooh
03:01It's good
03:02Pure crystal
03:02Come on, crystal meth
03:04Come on
03:05It's good
03:06It's good shit
03:07Not breath my phone
03:09Yo Jeremiah
03:09That part of yours
03:11That part of your phone
03:12Jesus
03:12That part of my nose
03:17Nevermind
03:19I'm sorry
03:20Don't worry
03:22Yo, we should grab that
03:24Bro, you can gladly do an apology
03:26That would be really funny
03:28Sorry for being racist
03:31I'm sorry for being
03:32It's gonna happen again
03:34We're sorry that Hayden is such a cock
03:38Both of them
03:39Hayden squared
03:41Yeah, squared
03:42Well, no
03:43Because
03:44Hayden's gonna be like
03:45What, four?
03:46Or would it be one?
03:47Because yeah, squared
03:47Hayden's gonna have a power of two
03:49Yeah
03:50That's one
03:51Right?
03:52Did you need to look up there?
03:54No, it shouldn't have
03:55It's like
03:55From one
03:57No, like
03:57Or z
03:58Or z
03:58Or one
03:59Or seven
03:59Hayden
04:00It's Hayden times Hayden
04:01Oh, sorry
04:02Hayden squared
04:04Is Hayden times Hayden
04:05A hot take
04:06So there's two
04:07Hayden is a factor in the equation
04:09Well, no
04:09Because
04:10Like
04:10What is it?
04:11Two squared is like four
04:12One squared is one
04:13Right?
04:14Like
04:14Isn't that the one of the next ones?
04:16Yeah
04:16But like
04:17There's two Hayden's in the equation
04:18Oh yeah
04:18There's two Hayden's in the equation
04:19We just
04:20Hayden's in the equation
04:20No, we just
04:21Hayden's in the equation
04:22Hayden's in the equation
04:22Hayden's in the equation
04:22No, we just
04:23Hayden's in the equation
04:23Shut the fuck up
04:24Is breathing oxygen
04:26Not good enough for you
04:28Fucking cocksuckers
04:29Well, come here and try
04:32Juul
04:32The newest tool in a day
04:34I mean
04:35Oxygen technology
04:37You see
04:38It's oxygen
04:39Nicotine
04:40With
04:41Flavors
04:43Now you can have your oxygen
04:45In blue raspberry
04:46Watermelon
04:47BBC
04:48And all the popular flavors
04:50But don't take my word for it
04:53Mmm
04:54That's yummy
04:57She's having the BBC flavor
05:00Obviously
05:00So why wait
05:02Call now
05:03At 519-666-6767
05:08That's 519-666-6767
05:11Operators are standing by
05:13Call now
05:20He's going to summoning dex with that shit
05:23He's going to run into here
05:24He's going to be armed
05:26Flailing around
05:27She's having the BBC flavor
05:28Of course
05:29Yay, I actually came up with a funny
05:31It did
05:34Yippee
05:37It's just the one bonus round
05:38It's just the one bonus round, right?
05:38Like, it's just
05:38Yeah, it's just the one bonus round
05:40Yeah
05:40Yeah
05:42So they've got their final score then
05:4625 minutes
05:48The last time
05:49The first time your matcha was just the initial one
05:52Wow
05:52Yeah
05:52Only 20
05:54Only 20 minutes
05:55Wow
05:55Only 20
05:57That's pretty impressive
05:58Oh, you meant to never mind
05:59We literally almost cancelled last time, actually
06:03I didn't want this to be
06:04What?
06:05Yeah, we almost cancelled last time
06:06The final challenge
06:07We thought we should do
06:08On a Monday
06:09On a Monday
06:09On a Thursday
06:10Oh, yeah
06:11I know
06:11Those people were tired
06:12Oh, yeah
06:13The summer one
06:13Right
06:14Then we figured out that we couldn't do it
06:16Before everyone went off to school
06:17So
06:17Yeah
06:18And then
06:19Countman and I actually
06:20Ended up having one of the funniest bits ever
06:21I think
06:22With the biker gang
06:23Yeah
06:24And the horse guy
06:24I thought that was pretty good
06:25Of course, I was part of it
06:26So obviously
06:27I think it's pretty good
06:28To the people
06:30The audio listeners
06:34I'm going to do the
06:34For T-Line
06:35I'm happy for that one
06:36And then I'm going to do
06:36For T-Line
06:37So
06:38I'm still not going to be part of it
06:40I don't know if there's five episodes
06:41Can we
06:42I haven't even been here
06:43For three full hours
06:44On 30 days
06:44You people
06:46I'm just
06:47Hello
06:47Hello
06:49Um
06:49I don't know
06:50Oh, yeah
06:50Let's look
06:52Uh-oh
06:53This is my
06:54This is my camera, by the way
06:55Fuck you, Ethan
06:57This is my camera
06:58Oh, no
06:59This is not going to end well
07:00Okay
07:01You can do it like this
07:02There we go
07:03That is going to fall
07:04Alright
07:05So hello
07:06We're the naked cocksuckers
07:07How are you guys doing tonight?
07:09I didn't know
07:09How are you guys doing?
07:13Oh, I'm terrible
07:14Good
07:15For both of that, I mean
07:17Oh, this isn't even on
07:19Oh
07:20Have we been doing the whole time
07:21I hope not
07:24What?
07:26Oh, no
07:27We're having some tentacle difficulties
07:29We're having some tentacle difficulties
07:30How long did we get?
07:32Um
07:32Oh, we actually did record up until
07:34I moved the camera
07:35Yeah
07:35Right up until you moved the camera
07:37Way to go
07:37Wow, thank you
07:38Thank you
07:39Thank you, Chad
07:40Thank you, Chad
07:41For being really supportive
07:42So it was you picking up the camera
07:43That ruined it
07:44Yeah, pretty much
07:45Yeah, hey, listen
07:45No problem
07:46Anytime
07:46But anyway
07:47My name is Missal
07:49Cocksucker
07:50And he's Dr. Cocksucker
07:51And we're going to be singing
07:52A really, really beautiful song
07:54Alright
07:55Alright
07:56Start the
08:11He's like
08:12Hang on
08:12No, wait
08:14My name is Raffi
08:16I am breaking down the way
08:18I didn't think of the one
08:21You came back yesterday
08:24I didn't think of the one
08:27I started to flush
08:29A great thing
08:30There's nothing I can say
08:34I've always had a thing
08:36For pushing the extreme
08:39And I've got to say
08:41You won't want to make disease
08:44And we'll get some
08:46No, no, no
08:46That got me
08:47Begging to please
08:49Get me more of
08:50What I really need
08:53Cause there is no
08:55Cock
08:56Like horse cock
08:57If you're over it
08:58I'm cutting your ass
09:00All douche
09:00I could start
09:02No horse cock
09:03Drop the loop
09:05And slam the
09:05Dead
09:06Away
09:08Bro
09:12Nice
09:12Yeah
09:15Well, I think we lost
09:18That was
09:19I need to critique this
09:21That was so off tune
09:22The singing was like
09:24Scratching the chalkboard
09:26In front of my ears
09:27The strumming was just terrible
09:30I loved every second of it
09:32Hey, I really appreciate
09:34You trying to stop
09:37Listen, I really appreciate
09:38The kind and thoughtful compliments
09:40Ignore the fact that this was
09:41Ignore the fact that I stopped recording
09:43But anyway
09:44I'm gonna go
09:45Here's your phone back
09:46With your root search history
09:48I'm gonna do math
09:50I hate math
09:53Math sucks
09:54I love mathematics
09:56Now, here's the question
09:57I could do just the numbers
09:59Or I could do percentage
10:00Yeah
10:01That could really
10:03Jingle dangle things up
10:04Oh, yeah
10:04This is the part
10:05Where I put the camera back
10:06Over here
10:08Did it stop recording again?
10:10What the fuck?
10:10Hey, you got fun
10:12Listen, it's not my fault
10:13The fun is like
10:14Right there
10:15Where I can push it
10:15Whatever I want
10:16Maybe the
10:17Maybe his sport just won't
10:19Okay, everyone should come up
10:20I can't wait
10:29I can't wait
10:31I can't wait
10:34I want you to come
10:35I want you to come
10:36A lot of mine
10:37I'm making ass
10:38I can't wait
10:42I can't wait
10:43I can't wait
10:44I can't wait
10:44When he works like that
10:45He's not gonna come in
10:46He'll come up
10:47Why?
10:48Jack
10:48Any
10:49Why?
10:52Yeah
10:52Oh, he's into that
10:53Wait, no
10:54What the fuck am I doing?
10:55Anyway, come get in the group hug
10:56Come on
10:57One big one
10:58No, one big one
10:59One big one
11:00One big one
11:02Awesome
11:02One big half
11:03Come on
11:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:09Well you thought you wanted to eat
11:11Wow, though it was a joke, though it's a joke guys well knowing what I'm eating anyway
11:14Hey notice how am I the second shortest on this
11:17Yeah
11:18Notice how Manny's
11:19How teams finance these people line up at the other side of the pitch when one of their players is
11:23taking a penalty kick in FIFO World Cup
11:26For legal reasons, this is a joke.
11:29You gotta be so free-doers, baby.
11:32Man, this is sure as awkward.
11:33Better guys than hurry up.
11:36Listen, I like hugging guys and all, but this is getting a little bit ridiculous.
11:39Oh, I could do this all day.
11:41Yeah.
11:43I'm sorry, man.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45Alright.
11:47We have tallied up our scores.
11:49The winner.
11:53What holiday edition is it?
11:54Yeah, Extreme Talent Show Holiday.
11:56Extreme Talent Show Holiday is...
11:58Ethan and I, because we hate all of you.
12:01Let's go!
12:02Yeah!
12:05Yeah!
12:08Oh, God.
12:09Oh, God.
12:10Oh, no.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:15I'm bleeding out.
12:16But for real, though.
12:17I'm bleeding out.
12:18The winner of Extreme Talent Show Holiday is...
12:23Ten!
12:27Oh, God.
12:28Oh, God.
12:30I'm bleeding out.
12:31I'm bleeding out.
12:31Oh, yeah, it's just purple.
12:31A head bounce bounce.
12:32Yeah!
12:36Oh!
12:39What are those deaths?
12:40No, Eddie, Eddie.
12:41Oh, sorry.
12:42I made you.
12:43The pretty lights!
12:45Look at the lights.
12:47Do you know the sky is in the burglar of you?
12:50Hey Buston, you gotta do the Dabba.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Good games, good games.
12:55Good games.
12:56But don't even the bonus one.
12:58What about the bonus one?
12:59They could've won.
13:00Great issue, issue, issue.
13:01I don't know about him, but for me, yes.
13:03Okay.
13:03If you would've been a tie, right?
13:07Yeah, it would've been a tie.
13:09It would've been 21-21 with that bunch round.
13:12For me, it would've been 23 for them, 19 for you guys.
13:15Damn, bro.
13:16Yeah, I'm on Tisic, man.
13:17So, talent show that I made you close that.
13:20That bonus round really-
13:22Yeah, that bonus round that aired you guys.
13:24Yeah, that sounds about right.
13:26So, do you know what?
13:27You guys actually didn't pick up-
13:29Yeah, that makes sense.
13:29It was only the bonus round, because if it was the bonus round, you guys would've tied.
13:32I don't think we could.
13:34No, no, you wouldn't-
13:35No, without the bonus round-
13:36No, without the bonus round, for his scores, you would've tied.
13:39For mine, you would've been ahead.
13:40Like, Lily, if it wasn't for the bonus round, like, you guys actually would've made, like,
13:43I couldn't sneak in on that.
13:45Which is pretty good.
13:46So, uh, congrats!
13:47If only it didn't fuck up on the gingerbread house!
13:51Yeah, y'all got fucked up?
13:52But-
13:53This is all for fun!
13:54This is all indeed for fun!
13:55It is indeed all for fun!
13:56Yeah, it is all for fun!
13:58Games, gays, streets-
13:59But now you guys get your prize!
14:00What?
14:02Gay homosexuals-
14:03Check out your prize!
14:04Aces!
14:05So, with that being said, where did that gingerbread go?
14:08Gingerbread man-
14:08Jeremiah just took it!
14:09Jeremiah just took it!
14:10Oh, yeah, that's his.
14:11Yeah, cause they won-
14:12Do we wanna-
14:13We update this recording, do we?
14:15Well, we can keep it recording, I guess, right?
14:17Oh, yeah, sure.
14:17But we-we're just using that one now.
14:19Pretty much.
14:19I guess, fuck-
14:20Do you wanna end this recording?
14:22It's not this easy.
14:22We'll do that one, yeah.
14:23Alright, let's end-
14:24I might never win another challenge again.
14:26This is my fucking camera.
14:27Fuck!
14:27Subscribe.
14:28You're recording, and this is my fucking camera.
14:30Fuck!
14:30What?
14:31Fuck yourself!
14:33There he is!
14:34Listen, this is my-
14:34This is my fucking camera.
14:36This is my fucking camera.
14:37Alright, this is-
14:38This camera is my-
14:39Yo, I already did the outro!
14:40This is my fucking camera.
14:42This is my fucking camera.
14:42This is my camera.
14:43We gotta present the prizes.
14:44Yeah!
14:45Listen.
14:45Listen.
14:46Listen.
14:47Listen.
14:49This is my-
14:49This is my camera.
14:51Because there's a way to show you guys get this trophy.
14:54Yay!
14:54If you think we're a good boy, come over and suck it.
14:57And you can get another burger!
14:59And you guys also got something else.
15:01But everybody gets it!
15:02Everybody gets it!
15:03You get a car!
15:04You get a car!
15:04You get a car!
15:05You get a car!
15:06Well, I'm gonna get this out!
15:08Uh, Emmy!
15:08You win that Nissan Rogue sitting in the parking lot!
15:12First of all, so, uh, the-
15:14I'm kidding.
15:15Get a gift?
15:17Uh, is, uh, I made ornaments for everybody.
15:20Ooh.
15:21Uh, I gave one to Jane on the way out.
15:23Should I give him one to Smits and our partner?
15:26Wow.
15:26That's okay.
15:27That's okay.
15:28Yeah, he just popped in for a second.
15:30Uh, so, Brendan, uh, I made you, uh, David.
15:33Wow!
15:34Okay, that's awesome.
15:35I haven't touched this character in years, but sick!
15:38Uh...
15:38You haven't touched him in years.
15:39If I made it for Parker, it just says autism.
15:41Autism.
15:42Oh my-
15:42That is so perfect.
15:44I legitimately do not know what to do for Parker, so I'm like, I'm just gonna make one that says
15:47autism.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh, that's true.
15:51Don't loop that.
15:52Don't loop that.
15:53Uh, this one is, uh, yours, Kelton.
15:55Oh, okay, that's awesome.
15:57What's it?
15:57So, I will say, if you do see, like, a little, uh, some black scuffs on it, that's because, uh,
16:02Vandy's ornament, uh, which I'm gonna pick up right now.
16:05Oh, boy.
16:06Oh.
16:07Hey, boy!
16:08Okay, that's awesome.
16:09Oh, nice.
16:10That smells a little.
16:12Uh, Eddie, uh, yours is my favorite.
16:17My little shit, the black one!
16:19The black one!
16:20And then, uh, this one would have been Reigns.
16:23Uh, the Dunderman one.
16:24Yeah, that's awesome.
16:26Um, so I'll just put the ones that are-
16:28This is great.
16:30Uh, and then, uh, this one is also for you, Gro.
16:35Okay, that's awesome.
16:37Uh, this one's also-
16:41Show it to the camera.
16:42Yeah, show it to the camera, show it to the camera.
16:47And then, uh, the last one.
16:49Do you have one for you?
16:50Hm?
16:51Do you have one for yourself?
16:52No.
16:53Um, I do have the Damage from you one, so-
16:55Okay, that's not bad.
16:56My dad's place.
16:57Um, oh yeah, one more for you.
16:59Oh, god.
17:00This one says Ethan's gay.
17:03And, uh, this one is actually the first one I made.
17:05Uh, it's from Hayden Smith.
17:06It's the, uh, I'm with Hubert on Chili Peppers cover.
17:09Okay, that's awesome.
17:09Uh, it's his favorite album of theirs.
17:11And then, the one I made for Jayden was, like, just white and a happy breath.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Um, I can cut this out if you guys want.
17:18Just-
17:19Just sum it up.
17:20Oh, that's good.
17:21Everybody hug.
17:23Everybody hug.
17:24Okay, group hug.
17:25Let's get both of those minutes.
17:27Group hug.
17:28This is not cringe at all.
17:29This is how we did the thumbnail for the first outro.
17:31But, I did this for Jamal.
17:33We did this for Jamal.
17:35We did this for Jamal.
17:35We did this all for Jamal.
17:36Just like-
17:37Everyone applauded.
17:38Everyone applauded.
17:38Everybody go down-
17:39Hey, I think this is an outro.
17:41Everybody go down the line here and just yell subscribe.
17:44Oh, okay, cool.
17:45Oh, I guess we're doing this.
17:46Come on.
17:46Okay.
17:48You're coming up trivia, right?
17:50Okay, we're gonna-
17:51I think we're just gonna kinda say it.
18:08We're all gay as hell.
18:10We're all gay as hell.
18:19We're all gay as hell.
18:24Uh, yeah, so we're bad at doing a talent show thing.
18:29We're doing a holiday feast.
18:31We've got two teams-
18:33I don't know.
18:35I don't know.
18:35I don't know.
18:36I need you guys to pitch soon.
18:37Give me-
18:37Give me your wallet.
18:38Who the heck is Jamal?
18:40Alright, uh, Terry, you know what?
18:41Jamal.
18:42Jamal.
18:42Yeah.
18:43How do I spare?
18:45Come on!
18:47Goddamn, Jamal.
18:49Look out!
18:49Did you take Jamal?
18:50Did you take Jamal?
18:52Uh, back.
18:53He's back!
18:55Jeremiah's not been in a video since July 17th.
18:59Yes.
19:00Uh, that's crazy.
19:01Uh, it's been a fucking long time.
19:04Uh, very busy.
19:07Okay, motherfucker.
19:09Okay, motherfucker.
19:13You gotta split.
19:15You gotta die.
19:15You gotta die.
19:15It's very much possible.
19:20What loser would do that?
19:22Eddie, you got one side.
19:24Eddie, no, you ignore him.
19:27Nope.
19:27Oh, come on!
19:33You did this.
19:36I think it's gonna be your first.
19:38Just gonna be all of us doing this.
19:41You guys taunt the other team in the first team.
19:44You guys taunt the other team in the first team.
19:49Eddie got sucked in.
19:54Yeah, dude.
19:56Who was that saying?
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:01No.
20:03There we go.
20:04Hi, what's up?
20:08Alright, cool.
20:08So anyway.
20:10Are we really moaning for content?
20:12Moaning for him.
20:13Awesome.
20:14Go on, your turn.
20:15Come on, come on.
20:18Come on.
20:19Listen, listen, listen.
20:21You gotta do it for the content.
20:23You gotta do it for the content.
20:25You gotta do it for the content.
20:25No, I don't.
20:27Okay.
20:28Alright.
20:28Go on.
20:29Go on.
20:30Go on.
20:32What the fuck?
20:33No, Eddie, your turn.
20:34You're moaning.
20:39I don't know what that was.
20:40Sorry.
20:42Alright, these guys suck on moaning.
20:53There's not a lot of detail, and you could've used a water bucket feature to add more details.
20:57Yeah, exactly.
21:00Sorry!
21:01Listen, listen.
21:02Listen, Amy, you don't know...
21:03You're fucking good.
21:04You do not know too.
21:06This is fucking good.
21:07This is like...
21:08I'm looking at the museum.
21:10Wow, that's...
21:10What is that supposed to mean?
21:12It means if you were, I'd kill you.
21:14Wow, okay, anyway.
21:14Same thing.
21:15Yeah, that is indeed same.
21:16Yeah, that's the same thing.
21:20That's the...
21:21Yeah, that's that.
21:24Hey, don't worry.
21:25Any case you're going to war, then you might not see me again.
21:28Nope.
21:30Goddamn, bro.
21:31What the fuck?
21:37Jamal was in me!
21:41He's in all of us.
21:43We are all of us.
21:49We're back, baby.
21:50We're back!
21:52What are you doing?
21:56What are you doing?
21:57Oh, I'm just being a nuisance.
21:58Okay, look, it worked!
21:59Alright, here you go.
22:01And yet, sometimes your mind is farther ahead.
22:03Yeah!
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