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00:01Final talent show. This one goes, we're going back to basics like every year. It's just going to be simple.
00:07This year, Brennan and I are going to do Archbishop's Hansmiths have to leave early.
00:10Each team is going to have an act. We're going to score them out of 10, add them all up,
00:13and whichever team wins, wins the final competition and overall wins Extreme Talent Show Holiday.
00:22Cock it! Load it!
00:28Okay, there we go. Stop being a fucking drinking one.
00:32Alright, we're doing it. It's the final talent show and Extreme Talent Show Holiday. It's in the name, it's in
00:40the title. What are you laughing at?
00:43I'm crying!
00:46But yeah, so Brennan and I will be judges. We're going to be sitting in the exact same spot.
00:50Very judgey. Yeah, very judgey. Very judge- Very judgemental. Very judgemental.
00:55So, actually hold on. So I know like this is like off-topic, like not even like video stuff.
01:00My mom just said they were about to release the absent files and then Trump started bombing Syria.
01:06I'm not fucking kidding. Bitch, what the fuck?
01:08What is Syria? Politics. We're a politics channel.
01:11Yeah, we're a politics channel now.
01:13Sorry. I don't know. I don't live there. I don't give a shit.
01:15Wow. That's not a pretty nice season.
01:18Speaking of uh, uh, not your nice, uh, winning team gets gifts.
01:25Oh yes. Um, I say winning team. They're gonna get gifts anyways.
01:30Um, but winning team gets this guy right here.
01:34With Sonny Torrent too. Yeah, Sonny Torrent too.
01:37Cause Eddie was playing with him. Bless my dog. Um.
01:40Oh yeah. Bless him.
01:41Uh, it's worth the ginger man man.
01:44Uh, all the marbles. Fuck your man man.
01:46Yeah.
01:46So anyways, uh, this is like so, like, out of pocket, like, uh.
01:56I forgot.
01:58Behind.
02:03Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
02:04So the cup that's holding that has prompts, people can use the prompts.
02:09Awesome.
02:10Yeah.
02:10So who goes first?
02:11So are we going to have individuals or are we going to have a team?
02:13That's probably teams.
02:14Yeah, so teams.
02:15People can go up at once with their own.
02:17Um, and yeah.
02:18Uh, I'm just gonna grab two cups of paper.
02:20Um, you know.
02:22So what do we want to do?
02:24We could probably do separate.
02:25Do you want to talk about that in front of them?
02:27Like, it's not like it's gonna matter.
02:29Like, it's not like we're talking about our prompts in general.
02:31We're talking about it over a minute.
02:33Wow.
02:34Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:34You have a girlfriend?
02:36That's so gay.
02:38Wow, this is a picture.
02:39So it's gonna be the 50 year old boy.
02:42Whoa, no.
02:43Whoa.
02:45What?
02:45What?
02:46That's not me wrong, sorry.
02:47Actually, I should probably ask you something about that.
02:49Yeah, because it's-
02:50I don't know.
02:51I don't know.
02:53Yeah, because you guys are the incoming of this, you get one extra.
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57So we got two rounds.
02:59Well, plus one round towards the house over the house over there.
03:02Which is probably helpful.
03:05How many rounds are you talking about?
03:07Um, so I was thinking there could be three rounds, so three turns for each team.
03:13Okay.
03:13And a lot of the extra.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Okay.
03:16Usually it'd be like three extra turns, but that's a lot.
03:19And, uh, it's also like, that leaves no chance for the other team, so I was thinking either-
03:42Okay.
03:43I'm gonna show you two.
03:44I'm gonna show you two.
03:44Alright, not gate two goes first.
03:50You guys go first.
03:52Okay.
03:54Let's go.
03:55Let's go into the cup corner.
04:05That way I can stick it just straight.
04:08Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:09That's the stuff, baby!
04:12Oh, yeah!
04:13I think Jonas is about to do that.
04:15Let me get yourself, Carolyn.
04:18106 is silent, and that's my lucky dog!
04:22He starts fucking pooping.
04:24Team Okeree.
04:26Team Okeree is up first.
04:29Okeree.
04:29And then these losers go.
04:31We did the original one of this two years ago.
04:34Yeah.
04:34What?
04:35The original one we did this was very good.
04:37And you know, the judges, it was on that couch.
04:39The judges were sitting right here.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Yeah, too bad you passed away.
04:44Bro.
04:46I am Hayden.
04:47You know, that's, that's...
04:48That is me.
04:49But, we still got Jamal.
04:53Jamal will always be here.
04:55Oh my god.
04:57Ow!
04:58Ah!
05:00Ok, I shouldn't do that actually.
05:03Why?
05:05That's fucking good.
05:07Sorry.
05:08I just made it look at me like...
05:11What?
05:12I was like, eh?
05:21I made it.
05:23You also were wearing pretty much the exact same stuff.
05:26Yeah, the only difference is I'm wearing my work hat.
05:28Oh shit.
05:28Cause I came straight from work.
05:30Decided we're doing two rounds individual and then two rounds together.
05:34Okay.
05:35Great.
05:40Can you introduce yourself please?
05:42I like to think that wasn't scripted.
05:44That just happened.
05:46Bro just fell over.
05:47Bro just fell over.
05:48Awful.
05:57I think you should be on Dr. Phil, sir.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Tell Calton I did a really good job.
06:06Well, tell Calton you had this grand...
06:08Oh, there he is.
06:09Sorry, I just need to clean up the room real quiet.
06:12What is that?
06:13Oh, I don't know.
06:16It's too confusing.
06:23I think we should just disqualify him.
06:25Alrighty.
06:26So.
06:31I think I'm gonna give that a six out of seven.
06:34Oh, that's so tough for again.
06:38Oh, good.
06:39I worked a lot.
06:45What are you doing?
06:47I feel like they're trying to...
06:49Yeah.
06:51If you think of something, are we going to pick the cup?
06:55Yeah, you can see it.
06:57But y'all, that just smells so good.
06:59Oh my gosh.
07:01Man, that smells good.
07:03We can get by with you.
07:05Yeah.
07:09That's awesome.
07:11Jeremiah, thank you for being dead.
07:14Thank you for dying.
07:16I really appreciate it.
07:17Thank you for hard caring and killing yourself.
07:19Yeah, thank you for killing yourself, man.
07:20I really appreciate it.
07:21Oh, screw it up.
07:25What are we doing?
07:27Yeah.
07:30What just happened?
07:31What did we do?
07:32I don't know.
07:33Did you guys just sleepwalk any time?
07:36Yeah, we were just sleepwalking.
07:37We're not doing anything.
07:38I might want this to keep you all.
07:41Goddamn tomorrow.
07:43Goddamn tomorrow.
07:44Goddamn tomorrow.
07:46Okay.
07:47You got it.
07:48Turn.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:52Like a beautiful tapestry.
07:54That's so awesome.
07:55It's incredible.
07:55I'm so proud of you.
07:58Mine looks pretty good for doing it on my knee.
08:00Why don't you just use the tape?
08:02That face with knee surgeries tomorrow.
08:04Yeah, why would you say that?
08:06Because I don't want to lean forward that far, okay?
08:07Okay, just stand up and lean.
08:09It's not that lean.
08:11You want me to shoot you in your face?
08:13Remember when lean was a thing?
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:15I forgot about the tie ties.
08:17Lean was something different.
08:19Lean is just culture.
08:20I love the tie ties.
08:21It's culture mixed with what?
08:22Sprite?
08:23I love the tie ties.
08:24You can't mix with the tie ties.
08:26I know what you're talking about now, guys.
08:27I know what you're talking about now, guys.
08:28I know what you're talking about Bleach.
08:29Definitely.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30Bleach.
08:31Overrated anime.
08:31I'm talking to the subset.
08:35I'm talking to the subset.
08:36Instead of being a mortal, it's just knowing what Bleach tastes like.
08:38You can see the shadow of the little door.
08:43Oh boy.
08:44Oh boy.
08:46Let's get this survey started.
08:50Alright.
08:51Just taking a guess right now.
08:54How much money would you say you have to walk in?
08:58Nothing.
08:58I don't carry cash.
08:59Do not play Betty's Sturbrook by doing this.
09:03Oh God.
09:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:06How much money do you have your wallet?
09:08I, I, I, I, I, I, I, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:12That's the well-eyed answers the boys.
09:15What?
09:15What accent is that?
09:16How much money would you say you have your wallet?
09:19You answer my question first.
09:20What accent is that?
09:22Sounds kind of like a posh Australian accent.
09:24A little, yeah.
09:25How much money?
09:26Is your father Australian and your mother's British?
09:29Sure, why not?
09:33Would you would you say you have about six or seven dollars?
09:40That's more about my game when I reveal the support
09:59Yeah, I honestly don't know what that was
10:01I don't know what that was
10:04I don't know what that was
10:06Is that it?
10:07Yeah, everyone just sleepwalk with the meat divers
10:09We don't know what the fuck that was
10:10We let Jamal carry us along the way
10:12Yeah, we do a lot of Jamal-ing around here
10:14Is that it?
10:16Yeah
10:17Okay, cool
10:18That's awesome
10:19Okay, but that shit is cool
10:21It actually does sound rude
10:23Yeah, it does, I didn't know that- I don't know what that-
10:25It's from Jess, it's Jess
10:26Okay, I didn't- I just- I just wrapped- I just wrapped it thinking-
10:29Oh, I can make this funny
10:33It does, I'm not too fast
10:36I'm not gonna bother with something
10:39Yeah, that'd be really fun
10:41No, every- every single time the team-
10:43No very good at this, like, uh
10:45With that being said, Jeremiah
10:47Alright, team BK
10:48Let's- let's go again
10:51Put the gun down
10:54You have six or seven dollars?
10:55You do not have a career in music
10:57I know
10:59Yeah, you're not Kesa
11:01Hey, I'm in the dick, isn't it?
11:04Everybody knows?
11:05They know me like that
11:06You're not in the dick, dicks, everybody
11:09I'm in the dick, I'm in the dick, I'm in the dick
11:11I'm in the dick, I'm in the dick
11:13I'm in the dick, I'm in the dick
11:17Game winner
11:22Finisher
11:23Finisher
11:23This paper is, like, exaggerated in the wrong
11:26Yeah
11:29Still might not be enough to cut it over here
11:34Yeah, you do it that way
11:38I do it that way
11:40Alright, pick one, two, pick two
11:41Pick one, two
11:42Yeah, getting on the plane right now
11:46Alright
11:48Where's this destination again?
11:50At the end, yeah
11:52Okay
11:53Oh no
11:54Go
11:59Alright
12:00Going over, uh, Chicago right now
12:03Yeah, I think it's going pretty good
12:05Just a little bit of turbulence
12:07Yeah, okay, yeah
12:10I think we're going to New York right now
12:12Yeah, yeah
12:13Okay, I didn't know where this is coming from
12:14Okay, I didn't know where this is coming from
12:15Mm
12:15Oh, that was close
12:17That was really close
12:17Shit
12:18Yeah, we almost ran into a set of building tower began
12:20Wait, that's the same tower?
12:22Oh, shoot
12:29Both bits have involved Jeremiah just falling to the floor
12:39the entire rest of the night
12:44that's it
12:45it's the fact that you kept saying
12:47every single location
12:48it was so thought out
12:55my ass
12:56fucking moved around
12:59like a fucking pool tube
13:01incredible
13:02thank you
13:05team IDK
13:06you are up
13:08I'm just gonna call you team IDK
13:10cause you don't deserve to be called team IDK
13:11wow that's not very nice Brendan
13:13fuck yourself
13:15team idk
13:18fucking sneeze
13:21your sneeze is any warm
13:23yeah imagine that right
13:24kinda fell off
13:25like keep that to yourself
13:27do that in your room
13:27on your own
13:28in like the middle of the night
13:29not fucking in public
13:31especially around school
13:32I love big fat guy
13:34it's not legal
13:36it's fine
13:36I love big fat chicken
13:42I love chicken
13:44yeah I bet you love your chickens
13:46what the fuck happened
13:48you're like
13:53what the fuck is that you're going to go on the door
13:56the door starts shaking
13:58what
13:58that's so fun
14:00but you can specifically tell it to you
14:02yeah
14:0310 out of 10
14:0410 out of 10
14:06no I want to be that out of 10
14:07that's what I guess
14:08there you go
14:22I'm king of the world
14:24and other things
14:25the smells
14:26the earth
14:27and everything
14:29over the water
14:30probably like one of the first girls
14:32okay that's all
14:33get out of here
14:35get out of here
14:38get out of here
14:40get out of here
15:02oh no
15:03daddy
15:04why
15:06oh no
15:06when was a witness
15:08this man break his neck
15:09you're a fucking bitch
15:10I don't know if the second sound
15:12is a percussion
15:12second sound
15:13same person
15:14are you okay
15:15are you okay
15:16are you okay
15:17nobody seemed to hurt you
15:18are you good man
15:20are you actually good man
15:23I don't know
15:24alright
15:24excuse me
15:24okay
15:25I got a hand if you need a hand
15:27not your hand
15:28I don't smell it
15:29I don't smell it
15:30I don't smell it
15:32and I was pissed looking
15:34well that's probably sunny
15:35yeah that carpet probably won't smell great
15:38I don't know that
15:43that should get out of your voice
15:44that should get out of your voice
15:45he lived
15:46he lived
15:47he did that in there
15:48so that's out of your voice right there
15:51you have to get that man
15:53I'm sorry
15:54no because that looked like
15:56did you hit your upper back
15:57yeah pretty much all of it
15:59wasn't it your back
16:00that was bothering you
16:01during the summer one
16:02uh no
16:04it was my neck
16:05yeah
16:05it was my neck
16:09dislocated it
16:10yeah
16:10yeah
16:13sorry about that
16:16man we're kind of
16:17just running through this
16:18pulling the balls
16:19yeah
16:19we should extend it a little bit
16:22or we should just be like
16:23short and sweet
16:24but I do like the
16:25the trajectories going on
16:27where we're going to reenact
16:28disaster after disaster
16:32hi I'm Alec Baldwin
16:33I have a gun
16:34oh no
16:36oh no
16:37how do you jump on that?
16:38I'm Andy
16:41what's up guys
16:42today we're at the
16:43Chernobyl facility
16:44here in Ukraine
16:45oh
16:45that doesn't look good
16:48we're in Washington
16:49there's a horse
16:50I'm not fucking dead
16:51by a scat on the end
16:53that's true
16:53that happened
16:55I learned that
16:55because of Jay Shilett
16:57let's see
16:58what's up guys
16:59it's not hard to think
17:00we're just trying to
17:01suck it right
17:01right
17:01that was terrible
17:030 out of 10
17:09well
17:10he's got his feet
17:11right where you want him
17:13damn
17:13you
17:15you
17:15who's wrong
17:17you
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