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00:00It's hard.
00:00Oh.
00:03Um.
00:09Man.
00:10Having all this camera power.
00:13Sorry, what?
00:15No.
00:16The camera saw that, but I didn't.
00:18Oh my, I've still been searching for that post this time.
00:22And let me guess, you cannot find it still.
00:26Guys, this is actually really close.
00:30Oh my god.
00:31Um.
00:32Okay, so.
00:35Alright, drum roll.
00:36It's a 0.5 difference.
00:38Wow, okay.
00:39And we're close.
00:44Congratulations to win.
00:46It's a boy!
00:47It's a boy!
00:50Barely won, thanks to Kelvin.
00:52No, I don't think, no, I think I got, I think you kept to your word about being zero.
00:55No, I didn't.
00:56Fuck!
00:57That would have been really funny.
00:58That would have been really funny, though.
01:00I'll be still at the, I love me some, on the corner.
01:03Hang on, let me get that off.
01:05So what's the next challenge then?
01:07I guess is probably what I should be asking.
01:09Um, we gotta wait for Brandon for that, unless we want to do it in the meantime.
01:12But here, I'll read out some of the other prompts that we haven't used, just, just for content.
01:16Okay, just for content.
01:17Just for content.
01:18For content.
01:19We gotta...
01:20Oh yeah, can we make this next round, like, how many, how many challenges do you plan on doing?
01:23Uh, four.
01:25Okay, in that case, make this next round, uh, worth two, two points.
01:28So that way they can tie.
01:29Yeah, I, I...
01:30Because I love me, I love me some content.
01:32I love the camera.
01:34Sorry, what?
01:34Alright, we got a rectific, bond rectus preferred.
01:38Um, awesome.
01:39I, I know that's anything that you guys have to do, but I did not, if I like it, I
01:43would've
01:43wanted one more.
01:44These reviews, they're like, scared.
01:46Well, I think they only did that, well, I did that once and she did that.
01:50So this one already.
01:52Um.
01:54Um.
01:57Uh, when in doubt, flamethrower, that's a very bright and good one.
02:00That, that would've been really funny.
02:03Um, Suss Snowman.
02:05Suss, fuck!
02:06Suss Snowman.
02:07God damn, I want Among Us, shit!
02:09This one just said, Miles Duh.
02:12Okay, I thought that said Miles Duh, but then I was like, wait, I don't fucking know.
02:16I was like, Miles Duh, what the hell is Miles Duh?
02:20Um.
02:20Miles Duh.
02:21Sands of waiting at the DMV, I was the first one I knew.
02:24Awesome.
02:25Cool, it's a good tool!
02:26Um, counter and harassing someone if they really like Among Us.
02:30That's us.
02:30Not like if they like Among Us, if they really, do you really like Among Us?
02:34Do you really like Among Us?
02:35Do you really like Among Us?
02:36Are you Jamal?
02:38Do you really like Jamal?
02:39Do you like Jamal?
02:39Do you like Jamal?
02:41Uh, this one just simply says, uh, I don't know.
02:46Oh, okay, cool.
02:46It's just me going, I don't know.
02:49Nice Tic Tac Toe bird.
02:50Did you get the Tic Tac's Toe store?
02:52Uh, my favorite version of Polar Express.
02:54That's awesome.
02:55Good job.
02:56Great job.
02:56We don't have a motion capture and everything.
02:58Okay, yeah, yeah.
02:59But it would just be real life.
03:00Yeah, just be real life, yeah.
03:01If you think about it, everything's just real life bad motion capture.
03:04Exactly.
03:05Just like Austin, right guys?
03:07You, you.
03:08What?
03:08I was just...
03:10You didn't even hear what I said, what do you mean?
03:12You didn't even hear what I had to say.
03:14I could have complimented Austin and you would have went,
03:16Nope.
03:17Don't fuck you, Kelton.
03:18Because you're always so fucking horny.
03:20Anyway, what?
03:21Christmas tree cuttings on long and or sexual.
03:24Oh, cool.
03:25I mean, that still would have been on you.
03:27Because you would have made a new pattern right now.
03:28If you guys thought that one, I guess that that would have been...
03:32It's out of flat, but I would have been on.
03:33I know I'm handsome.
03:34I get it.
03:35There's no stock like...
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:37Yeah, there's no stock like.
03:39We're stock.
03:39Um.
03:41Brennan and Eddie coming out like Dan and Phil.
03:44Like what?
03:45So Dan and Phil are two OG YouTubers.
03:49They've been doing shoots since like 2007.
03:51And they came out a couple of years ago as gay.
03:53And people, like, since they started making content,
03:55people have been shipping them.
03:55And it's like, as soon as they came out, it's like,
03:57Oh my God, there's a chance they could actually be together.
03:59And recently, they came out.
04:02They've been in a relationship for 16 years.
04:04Wow.
04:05Congratulations.
04:06So, yeah.
04:06I know.
04:07I'm waiting for you and Brennan to build.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Or, yeah, admit to it.
04:11Yeah.
04:13Yeah.
04:14But people were like, what?
04:15Right.
04:15Everyone was like, oh my God, they're a gay couple.
04:17And I'm like, it wasn't that the whole thing.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Like, wasn't that the whole thing?
04:21Yeah.
04:22I mean, I was so confused when people were freaking out of it.
04:24Right.
04:24Everyone was like, oh my God, oh my God, it's confirmed.
04:27Uh, I'm going to Trinity slash gosh.
04:29I'm going to be on the first street with a blonde.
04:31Awesome.
04:32I love smoking crack.
04:34Pathetically, of course.
04:35I would never smoke crack.
04:36I love a Asian over in Janus Christmas shopping.
04:38Okay, okay.
04:39Um, Ethan's gay.
04:41Okay, okay.
04:43Um, Kermit spying in a mall.
04:46That one would have been horrible.
04:47That would have been fucking a horror.
04:49But also been really funny.
04:51It would have been really funny, but really bad.
04:53Um, then I got, today I just blew up a hospital.
04:56Today, I just blew up the entire hospital.
04:58I don't know what I do with messy camera.
05:00I think it's funny.
05:02I just don't need to sleep.
05:04Well, yeah, that's, that's the dog.
05:06That's the dog doing dog stuff.
05:07He's, he's finally relaxed.
05:09Um.
05:10Finally, after a hundred years.
05:13Well, that's when I wrote down.
05:13I'm at my phone at my disco.
05:15Yeah, I'm just.
05:16Oh, die hard.
05:18Yeah.
05:19That's your next person.
05:20Anyway.
05:20That's Christmas franchise.
05:22It's special.
05:22Do you like to die?
05:23Well, kinda.
05:32Well, we have a sold 18 more minutes to kill until this fucker leaves.
05:37Then Brendan eventually comes.
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:40So, Aiden, want to do one last goodbye before you're off to the, to the army?
05:46What do you say?
05:47What do you say, pal?
05:49Right back off the war.
05:51Yeah?
05:52Okay, everyone, this is not a laughing matter.
05:55This is, yeah, this is not a laughing matter.
05:57Aiden, listen, listen.
05:58This is Jamal we're talking about.
05:59Yeah, we're talking about Jamal's life is on fucking, like, on, on, on, there's, there's
06:04a lot at stake here, right?
06:06Jamal, Jamal's life is at stake, all right?
06:10Jamal has always been inside of us.
06:13I don't know what's going on.
06:14Where do I?
06:15Well, don't worry, don't worry, we're gonna drag this bit until we're not funny anymore.
06:19This is like, hey, what JamalCon you're talking about.
06:21They, they're talking about me and the army.
06:24Yeah, it's for Jamal, Aiden.
06:26It's for Jamal.
06:27You going out to war for fucking Jamal, all right?
06:30All right, Aiden.
06:33All right.
06:35All right?
06:40It's not my dick, it's not my dick, it's not my dick, it's a serious discussion.
06:43You ever having a serious discussion, Aiden?
06:45I can't take you seriously.
06:47Why not?
06:47You're going to fucking war, Aiden.
06:49You're going to war for Jamal.
06:51With Jamal, he's supposed to be my bitch.
06:55Wait, what?
06:56He's supposed to be mine.
06:58But no, you just had to go to war.
07:01You just had to go to war for this fuck.
07:05Wow, you thinking we had to call a black man yours.
07:08Wow.
07:08There's...
07:09I would never.
07:11There's actually someone who's in the war.
07:12Maybe, but I would never.
07:14One of the ones that was like, you just had to go to war.
07:17Which is wild.
07:19But it happened.
07:21Always for Jamal.
07:26I can't wait till...
07:28Why don't we not do for Jamal?
07:29Well, hey, you have what?
07:32You have 16 more minutes left until you can finally leave for full war.
07:36Who's getting going to me?
07:37Yeah, you ever going to keep this going until Aiden decides to clock off?
07:40I might come earlier.
07:42You might what?
07:43You might come earlier?
07:44Huh?
07:45Now you're fucking about Jamal.
07:51I'm almost...
07:52I'm almost...
07:52It's not happening with Jamal.
07:54True, true.
07:55Jamal's going in wrong.
07:57He is going in.
07:58He is going in wrong.
07:59You weren't all freaks.
08:01See, Jamal's been in the trenches because he's used to...
08:04Jeremiah.
08:04Jeremiah, listen.
08:06No shit.
08:07He seems to type spaces.
08:09That's why I haven't.
08:10I'm like really banking on the fact that Jamal's not a real guy.
08:13I'm also banking on the fact that Jamal's also not a real guy.
08:17And he is an uh-oh.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Jamal, I'm the type of guy.
08:20Yeah, it has to be like one of those stuff that I was trying to have to be.
08:23If there is a guy named Jamal though...
08:26Yeah.
08:26Hi.
08:26If there is, then hi.
08:30Jamal's like Santa Claus.
08:31Maybe they don't exist, but like the...
08:33What they stand for...
08:35That they stand for is very real.
08:37...and they stand all together.
08:38Yeah, it's not Christmas anymore.
08:42It's not Christmas.
08:42It might be, what, December...
08:44December 19th?
08:45But it's about Jamal.
08:46It's about Jamal.
08:47It's about Jamal.
08:47It's about Jamal.
08:47It's about dog energy.
08:51I know.
08:52You're so tired of us.
08:54But listen, Aiden, it's okay.
08:56You'll go to war in like a few minutes and everything will be okay.
08:59Yeah, what is that?
09:01Yeah, exactly.
09:05Thank God for...
09:06Wow.
09:08Aiden, you would rather go to war than be what...
09:12Man, what the fuck did we do to you?
09:14We're not like torturing you or anything.
09:17You are torturing me.
09:18Okay, but maybe mentally and like stuff like that.
09:21But like, but like, not like physically, you know?
09:24Maybe.
09:26Yeah, listen, you've only been bit once and now it's by the fucking dog, all right?
09:30You only have the biology back once.
09:32No, yeah, it was by Eddie.
09:33Eddie was biting him.
09:34Oh, sorry.
09:35You've been bit two times then.
09:36One by the dog, one by the other dog.
09:38Yeah.
09:38You're having a thousand times.
09:40It's one by...
09:40Snap out of it.
09:41One by the dog, one by the other dog.
09:44Yeah, one by the other dog.
09:46Yeah, it's the other dog.
09:48One by a bitch and the other by a bitch.
09:50Two bitches.
09:51Wait, what?
09:55Wait, just to see Brennan's calling enemies.
09:57Like, Jamal.
09:57Yeah, exactly.
09:58Fuck, man.
10:00Hey, don't worry.
10:01We'll only continue the bit.
10:02When you're gone.
10:03My arms are wide open and that's not the only thing that's wide open.
10:07Yep.
10:09Yep.
10:10Yep.
10:11Eddie, my goat.
10:13That's a big snake.
10:14Yep.
10:15Eddie, listen.
10:16My goat.
10:17Resist the woman.
10:19My fucking goat.
10:20Listen.
10:20I genuinely missed.
10:22I did.
10:23I went to college with these people.
10:25Yeah, you did.
10:26You went to elementary school.
10:29With most of these people.
10:31Couldn't do any better.
10:32Couldn't do any better, huh?
10:34I almost did it on my first semester, but it fell apart like immediately.
10:40And that's why you're friends with...
10:43Yeah, it's good to have you all back.
10:46Yeah, it's good to have you all back.
10:47Exactly.
10:49And that's why I'm unemployed.
10:52Nobody else.
10:54Yep.
10:55Yep.
10:57Yep.
11:01Yeah, it'd be a real shame, wouldn't it?
11:05We're making the new jokes.
11:08Hey, listen.
11:09This is the new bit.
11:10Finally.
11:11We finally have, what, after what, two years?
11:14Man.
11:15I can't wait until we run this into the fucking game.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Keep that in the first game.
11:27Yeah, true.
11:28It is still up there.
11:30You haven't turned off the TV or the console, man.
11:36Now we're going to watch...
11:37Oh, never mind.
11:37He learned how to turn off the TV.
11:40I'm so proud of you.
11:51Go on.
11:52Go on.
11:53Go on.
11:54No.
11:55Go, go, go on.
11:56Go on.
11:57Yeah, baby.
12:02So we're really just sitting here.
12:04I guess.
12:05Yep.
12:09Oh, that's pretty bad.
12:13All right, cool.
12:17We're not...
12:17No, this is my...
12:18This is my fucking camera.
12:20My camera.
12:20Okay, I'll get my hands off.
12:22Okay, thank you.
12:24Thank you for appreciating my boundaries.
12:27Appreciating Jamal most off.
12:29And, you know, just...
12:31Yeah, shout out to Jamal.
12:32And, uh...
12:36Smash that like and subscribe button.
12:38Smash your mom, too.
12:41Um...
12:42Smash your Christmas tree.
12:44Yeah, exactly.
12:45Keep the cheese spread for Jamal.
12:47Get the peanut butter for that, too.
13:10Um...
13:10Wait, Jamal doesn't have to be a black guy.
13:14He could be a white person.
13:16What white person do you know in any layer of existence has been named Jamal?
13:22Well, you don't know that.
13:23He could be white.
13:25There we go.
13:26That's fine.
13:27That's fine.
13:28That's fine.
13:30But hey, don't worry, man.
13:32Don't worry.
13:33Think.
13:34You're going off to war in five minutes.
13:38And then you'll be fighting in...
13:39What are you going to be fighting in?
13:42I don't know either.
13:43But point is, you're going to war, whether it's a bunch of fucking ants or like a nuclear missile or
13:48whatever.
13:48It doesn't matter.
13:50Point is, you're going to war and they might not see you again.
13:57Dude, are you really going to get murdered by a bunch of ants?
13:59Is that really what's going to happen?
14:05Hayden, Hayden, what do you have against ants?
14:09The horse roughing kid everywhere.
14:14I thought a white guy named Jamal.
14:16Yo!
14:17Yo!
14:18Is there the white guy named Jamal?
14:19Exactly!
14:20He could be any race!
14:21He can't be Mexican!
14:25I like Jamal.
14:26You like Jamal.
14:27That's awesome.
14:29Well, that just means that Jamal could be any of us.
14:32He's in any of us all.
14:34Yeah, he's in all of us.
14:36Hey!
14:38He's a Daxian person.
14:40Oh, okay.
14:46Oh, don't worry.
14:47We're probably going to go in there eventually sometime soon.
14:51Crap, he's actually calm.
14:53No way.
14:54The dog being calm once.
14:56Oh, yeah.
14:57I'm done my camera arcies.
14:59Then here you go.
15:00Well, I'm not fully done it, but...
15:0251 minutes, holy fuck.
15:04Yeah, exactly.
15:04Yeah.
15:05I...
15:05I don't know if...
15:07I don't know if I can...
15:10I don't know if I can do it.
15:12Yeah.
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