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00:00You knew we were going to be volunteering either way.
00:02Yes.
00:04Hey, wait, so you didn't even realize that we were going to actually be here for a little bit after.
00:08Nope.
00:09You really just came here with the intent to sit here while we volunteered.
00:12Yeah, just to piss you guys off.
00:14And I mean, honestly, it's working.
00:16Sorry.
00:18I've been successful in my mission.
00:21Not really, to be honest.
00:23I pissed you guys off, right?
00:25No.
00:28Hold on, I'm going to ask Brennan.
00:37Have I been successful in my mission of pissing you guys off?
00:41Have I pissed you off?
00:42Have I pissed you off?
00:43Have I pissed you off?
00:44Have I pissed you off?
00:45I have stolen all your land.
00:49It's at the bottom of the river if you want to go down.
00:57Hey, you have a coat?
00:59Oh!
01:00I'm probably having no problem.
01:03My umbrella.
01:04Ella.
01:05Ella.
01:05Ella.
01:06Hey.
01:06Hey.
01:07Hey.
01:08Hey.
01:09Hey.
01:13so apparently he was at the celebration of youth
01:17i'm guessing he means for grandmother's funeral
01:19which was uh right over there
01:21oh
01:23meanwhile we were like i was the most fucking tea bag
01:29wait what
01:30womp womp
01:33god you and you and calton both have some terrible womp womp
01:36yeah
01:37calton literally said womp womp
01:39the woman who died
01:40we were talking about missus in the court
01:43and he was there
01:47weren't you there
01:48yeah
01:49yeah he was there
01:49he didn't
01:51he realized he fucked up
01:52and i didn't learn my lesson from watching calton
01:56yeah
01:56you need to work on your womp womp timing
01:58yeah
01:59womp womp
01:59conveniently a cutoff
02:00see that again
02:03see that again
02:06we got two cuts
02:24now remember to stand directly right here
02:26oh god oh i splurged
02:37well
02:46i can break into your car
02:54you can walk the talk but you can't walk
02:58the walk
03:01my arm's fucking hurt
03:07that was something funny over there
03:08it's great to be in on the joke
03:14i don't know i'm fucking bored
03:17break down
03:19you are in big trouble
03:23harder
03:26we need to put him down
03:27hey guys only have half an hour left
03:28whether help shows up or not
03:30you can just sit down
03:31or i could just remain here for a couple more hours
03:36i don't think he's gonna do that
03:38we're already getting seven for work and five
03:40yeah but if i were seven i could get nine
03:42but this man needs like 26 hours is it?
03:45yeah you have been 26 hours
03:47yeah i'm getting seven years
03:49so i need 12 seasons
03:51and 19
03:53yeah
03:54and i'm getting like 10 or so from the
03:56i'm getting so far
03:58so you need nine
03:59imagine not having all your volunteer hours
04:01imagine
04:02yeah
04:02uh minor
04:04and
04:05i handed mine in at the beginning of the school year
04:08oh your finished hours?
04:10yeah
04:10when do you hand yours?
04:11it's literally my backpack i'm gonna bring it in on monday
04:16please don't look for my backpack
04:18also see i didn't
04:20i didn't remember to bring my uh sheet
04:24yeah i know
04:24oh yeah
04:26so he says
04:27get it to me on monday
04:28i'll bring it in
04:29your dad
04:33get off our damn frequency
04:36there's someone somewhere
04:38that's on the same frequency
04:40if you remember once in a while
04:43get off our damn frequency
04:45get off our damn frequency
04:48you're what?
04:49i don't know how to hear you
04:51get the goddamn city asses up
04:53i tell you what
04:58do you think you can just waltz on in here and like your own the place?
05:01we're gonna show you how country boys get it done
05:03get her done number one
05:04ain't that right huey
05:06yes sir
05:06get her done number one
05:07larry the camper guy is a god to us
05:12what do you want
05:14what do you want there maggot?
05:18what do you want there you damn yankee?
05:21i don't think you thought you were gonna say
05:23um
05:24no
05:26i'm not that southern
05:27i'm not that southern
05:29i thought you were gonna say uh
05:31instead of maggot uh
05:33i'm not that southern
05:35you're southern but not that southern
05:37i'm not that
05:40i'm not that
05:40kiwi
05:41uwin
05:41uwin
05:43uwin
05:44that guy is
05:44hiwi, duwin, louie
05:45yeah
05:46and then uwin
05:47hiwi, duwin
05:49uwin
05:50uwin
05:51just say no i'm like
05:51kiwi, dewey
05:53uwin
05:53uwin
05:54you're having a fucking show
05:55kiwi and dewey and louie and uwin
06:00this sounds like it would actually be kind of good for an action sequence
06:05sometimes i love you
06:17hey
06:17that is mean
06:18that is mean but we do not tolerate that
06:20oh yeah it's raining
06:22it's raining
06:23it's raining
06:23yeah this shouldn't be that bad because the weather radar doesn't even show that it's raining right now
06:26yeah
06:27oh no
06:28she's a small squirrel
06:29i'm getting awake
06:33why the nature's not too awkward
06:35no
06:35what do you want
06:37this card
06:39you just walk up
06:40what the fuck do you want
06:43what's up
06:46i'm back again
06:47okay
06:51wow
06:52you've never looked more depressed in your life
06:54you have
06:55an empty can there
06:56a water bottle
06:57and you have the jacket on
06:58like you've got the whole
06:59the whole thing going on man
07:02when i did go around the street though i saw a lot of cool stuff
07:06so yeah
07:08what is that?
07:10oh god
07:11where
07:12where?
07:13where?
07:13where is that?
07:14oh
07:16i feel closer to uh
07:18uh
07:19i need that color today
07:21why should i had her go up to fucking 4th street then
07:24i don't realize that's where she is going
07:25because 4th street
07:26why as soon as i
07:26you can head straight through on 4th street and down into that parking lot
07:30like
07:31i'm just gonna fucking
07:32i'm just gonna deal with it
07:34between different rings
07:35oh well
07:36yeah that's the kind of mud
07:36i guess i get wet
07:38and if you think they're special with all their modern muscle cars
07:40then they show the girls like this
07:41i was like yeah no fuck off
07:43you're not allowed in here
07:44nah
07:45we don't like your kind in here
07:47did i just catch that or?
07:50damn huey
07:51do you know if i caught what i said?
07:52no
07:53did you even catch what i said?
07:54no
07:54oh
07:56i said
07:57was it like ah woman
07:59no it was
08:00that if it rains i'm just gonna fucking do it and just be wet
08:03oh yeah
08:04i don't know how many more people are gonna be showing up
08:06in here
08:07in here
08:08down the road
08:08yeah so at
08:10sure
08:11at 11.40
08:13wait a few minutes after
08:14see if someone comes up
08:16like no one's reading by like
08:1711.40 then just
08:19mispericate a side whistle
08:20and then
08:20i have a feeling that i'm gonna be in the hospital by the end of
08:27when after we're done
08:29oh yep for sure
08:31oh
08:32god
08:32ah
08:34ah
08:34ah
08:35all right
08:36ah
08:39shut the fuck up
08:41no
08:41no
08:41you would have heard it if i hit the button
08:43good point
08:44no brian like
08:45next time a car
08:46he's very intelligent but there's a posture between the n and t
08:48next time a car goes by and you guys have to like lead it in
08:51just like choke me and be like all right yeah we hit the car here and i'm just like
08:54oh yeah come on in i'll show you to your spine
08:57oh
08:57he got either he got the lights off or they died
09:00the battery died
09:02uh i think better but
09:03i don't know
09:04if those are leds it definitely went out with that
09:06so
09:08it wasn't very long after he had left they had him looking for him at the registration
09:12so when he went down to that store
09:14hmm
09:14then we register a pontiac firebird you got the back one out of the fire hall
09:18yep yeah you left your lights on
09:19shit
09:20i only know what the pontiac firebird is because i watch donuts sometimes
09:24donut media
09:25yeah i'm not even into like cars and stuff i just watch it when i'm bored
09:28they're just funny
09:28yeah they're just
09:43they're just
09:44that's my talk about saturation
09:45yeah when is eddie getting here
09:47i don't know
09:48he said he's probably not gonna be here for later
09:50he has to be here we have a date up a little
09:52are you done at 11 32 or
09:54yep
09:55nice
09:56i'm done right at 11 30
09:58wow
09:59haha
10:00you frick
10:0011 32
10:03wow
10:05pshhhh
10:06you're relieved for filming
10:07you guys ready to get relieved
10:09yay
10:10hey it's bumblebee
10:10i'll start following you
10:13damn
10:14it's bumblebee
10:15you guys ready to go
10:18it's bumblebee
10:20can we be able to like this one
10:21no it's fucking bumblebee
10:23no it's fucking bumblebee
10:27no
10:27any camaro that is new enough
10:29is going to be very round and like
10:31it's not very round
10:32a little bit
10:33it's round
10:33it goes on
10:34is it getting a bumblebee in there?
10:37no it's bumblebee
10:38too round
10:39that's not how he likes them
10:40dip when the
10:41the leaf comes
10:42yeah
10:43yeah it's good
10:44what about you?
10:46well the leaf's already down there apparently
10:48oh
10:49i'm going everywhere
10:50let's go
10:51is there a real leaf that was waiting in the fucking scene?
10:54what
10:55there's a whole person in the fucking restaurant
10:57that's not real christmas
10:59that's a dude wearing a jacket
11:00that's
11:01who the fuck are you looking at my dad?
11:04you guys have two bright blue shirts?
11:06you guys have two bright blue shirts?
11:07you guys have two bright blue shirts?
11:09you guys have two bright blue shirts?
11:22wow i'm off
11:22turn around
11:26hey come on
11:26come on
11:26let's have some buddies
11:28let's have one turned around
11:29let me see
11:30and my hook sticker
11:32come on
11:33come see my buddy
11:33you guys wait here until we come up here and come
11:37well i'm
11:38i know what's happening
11:40alrighty
11:40well i gotta go
11:41what?
11:43bye
11:43I feel like your brother takes so long to get the carers.
11:46I don't fucking know.
11:48Howdy.
11:54Hi, I'm from Boston.
11:56Hey, I do.
11:58Really, you're running.
12:00Oh, shit.
12:06Okay.
12:08No.
12:09No.
12:10No.
12:10Okay.
12:11Yeah, I'm a land dweller, so the rain arouses me.
12:24I don't know how to work this way.
12:26I don't know how to work this way.
12:40I don't know how to work this way.
12:42I'll grab the best fucking spot.
12:45Alrighty.
12:46Uh, good question.
12:48Uh, when do we leave?
12:51You guys are good.
12:53You're wonderful.
12:54I know.
12:55Alright, it's just a fan of this guy.
12:58It's just a fan.
13:00Alrighty.
13:07It stops raining.
13:09When you, yeah.
13:13Don't have a coat.
13:27I'm gonna be so bad. I'm gonna leave my garbage there. Whoa, okay
13:58Yeah, we can do things. Yeah, we have stuff to do.
14:05It's like you know how it's racial pressed and you can look at old cars or we're actually gonna look
14:08at the old cars and we're like, holy shit, or good content.
14:12Yeah. Why subscribe? Just don't. If I said subscribe in the intro, don't listen to this kid. Don't. Don't do
14:21it.
14:23Just save yourself the hassle. Yeah, just save time. Get land. Maybe even late, I don't know.
14:29Oh yeah, anyway, so...
14:33Froze looking pretty.
14:34I didn't know how to do it.
14:36I didn't know how to do it.
14:38It's a brake with your vehicle.
14:40It's like you're stealing my son.
14:42You can have it on Monday.
14:44Keep it your vest and no one gets hurt.
14:47You have your phone on you at least, right?
14:49Yeah.
14:50That's good enough then.
14:52But we'll wrap it back a little.
14:56Hey, do you want to go for some homeless people?
14:58Sure.
15:01We ran our own homeless people.
15:03So we're gonna do a little detour if you're cool with that. I want some Kimmies.
15:07And I'm getting...
15:10So...
15:10I got our own back.
15:15Oh, Brian is using his crank.
15:18Oh, now I can carry a lemon.
15:21Just toss it on. It's not hot.
15:23What?
15:24Just toss it on. It's not hot.
15:25I'll tell you what.
15:26Well, when I'm walking around it will be.
15:29Oh.
15:29Yup.
15:30I would just say ee.
15:32I would just say ee and instead of fucking ee, so...
15:35Eee.
15:36Eee.
15:37I'm just gonna get home and say ee.
15:39Instead of...
15:40Like, do ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee.
15:44Ma'am...
15:45Where are you going?
15:45Here you go.
15:46So Brandon, are you leaving?
15:47What's up?
15:50Lease.
15:50Where are you leaving?
15:51Can I have one for a moment?
15:52Well, the rest of my family is gonna be here and like...
15:55Oh, so you're not leaving.
15:57He's not leaving.
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