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00:00No cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock and eat
00:04Horse cock at the- horse- cock factory
00:07Horse cock
00:08AHH
00:09We did it, we made it to one playground
00:11Now we need to go to another
00:12Ah, fuck
00:13Why are all the Christian schools always having kids there?
00:16No idea
00:16Stop praying
00:18That one has to slide that shit like my cock
00:21Is it a spiral one?
00:23Yeah
00:23I can't- I can't get gripped
00:25I can never get gripped
00:26Man problems with my right
00:28It's sad Ethan, get on your fuck goddammit Ethan
00:31Ethan, get off your dog's damn side
00:33Give me the green one
00:34Yes, I wanna go first
00:38Ethan, stop being a fucking weird ass motherfucker
00:44Guys, stop, what are you doing?
00:46What the fuck are you doing?
00:48Why?
00:49Hi
00:49Hi
00:49I feel it to me too
00:52What's that?
00:53Yeah
00:54I'm gonna get through
00:55Fish
00:56I'm gonna get through
00:57I'm gonna get through
00:57I'm gonna get through
00:58I'm gonna get through
00:58Oh my god
01:00Okay, hold up
01:01Okay, I think I got it
01:02I'm gonna go to the bathroom
01:03Okay
01:04Oh my god
01:05I'm gonna hold up everything
01:13Hey guys, it's Ethan
01:14Uh, it's been a bit
01:16Especially since I've recorded something new
01:18So, what this video's gonna be is
01:20Uh, fuckin' hair man
01:23So, as you guys know
01:25My channel got kerplunked a few months ago
01:29It is gone
01:29It doesn't exist anymore
01:31It, it, in terms of YouTube
01:33It never happened
01:34Like the moon landing
01:35Or 9-11
01:36But, I still have some footage
01:38Of those videos
01:39Or clips
01:40Uh, some of them I don't have the whole thing
01:41Some of them I have
01:42You know
01:44Surviving clips
01:45Some of them I do have the whole thing
01:46But raw footage
01:47But I'm not going back and editing like shit
01:49I figured I'd make a little series
01:50Uh, cause you know
01:52Daily motion is an upload limit
01:53I can only upload up until about 20 minutes
01:56So I figured I'd make a little series
01:58Going back and looking at some deleted videos
02:01Doing, you know
02:02Uploading clips of two to three old videos
02:04And, uh, yeah
02:06Just kinda compiling, archiving
02:09Uh, all the
02:11All of this lost media
02:12For the, the microwave head fans out there
02:15If any
02:16These first free videos
02:17They're from 2024
02:18And then the other two are from 2025
02:21So, relatively more recent
02:23Uh, the first video I'm gonna show
02:25Um, I only have clips of them
02:27Cause I uploaded them onto my, uh, Instagram account
02:30That I, I only would use to advertise my channel
02:32And it's gone
02:33And first one
02:34I only have two clips of it
02:35Uh, we did two
02:36We did two Cards Against Humanity challenge videos
02:38In 2025
02:40And we ended up doing the third one too
02:42But it wasn't a challenge video
02:43But that one was
02:43Big for fun
02:44The whole video
02:45Kelton got
02:46Shit face drunk
02:47The entire time
02:49Jayden was there
02:50Smith was there
02:51Brennan was there
02:52Mandy and Eddie
02:53Ended up showing at the very end
02:54And I feel like I got that as a clip too
02:56So yeah, this is that video
02:59Enjoy the surviving clips of God of me
03:24I wonder what a tongue suit would look like
03:28Tongues would probably be crazy
03:30And
03:32It's like a big like drum
03:33Three of them are so funny
03:35There's one
03:36Actually they jerked you
03:37A lot of fun
03:38That's funny
03:41I wonder what happened
03:48Let's go
03:49There we go
03:50Let's go
03:51Let's go
03:52Let's go
03:52Let's go
03:52Let's go
03:52Let's go
03:52Okay, now it's your turn
03:53Let's go
03:54That one is fucking
03:55That one is pretty
03:56We're balling
03:58Yeah, I wanted pregnancy
03:59What?
04:01What?
04:01What the fuck?
04:03Oh yeah
04:04What?
04:05Ah
04:17Alright, so the second video
04:19That I have slightly backed up
04:21Is the fourth iteration of the uh
04:25We went to every part from our city
04:27This one which is called
04:28We walked every part from our city
04:30Unfortunately I don't have any of the original three videos
04:32Those are all gone
04:33But yeah, the-
04:34This video is interesting because
04:36You know, after I uploaded it
04:38Two months after I uploaded it
04:39YouTube took it down
04:41Because
04:41Kellen called me a whore in the video
04:43They didn't like that
04:44Which
04:45I appreciate YouTube looking out for me
04:47But
04:47We ended up walking from my street to
04:49On the other side of town
04:50And
04:51It's-
04:52As we said on the title
04:53We walked to a park in our city
04:54It was like 45 minutes long
04:55It was a long video
04:56Definitely my favorite of that series
04:58Um
05:00Yeah, so
05:00Here's the uh
05:02Surviving clips of that
05:03You die you faker
05:05You faker
05:06You faker
05:07You're the only faker out here
05:08You faker
05:10You faker
05:10A fucking deadbeat drunk bro
05:13Yeah
05:13I need alcohol
05:15I need
05:15Give me that alcohol
05:16Dude, I cannot wait until like
05:18Until like
05:19Two months from now
05:19Right now
05:20Yeah
05:21And then everything be a
05:23This would be Gully and Jack
05:24Yeah
05:25It's Gully
05:27I get
05:28I get
05:28I get
05:29Gotta stick with the terminology
05:31Yeah
05:32But that's
05:32That's
05:33What
05:34What
05:35Dude
05:35I'm not gonna say
05:36I'm not gonna say Gully and Jay
05:39Like
05:39I am
05:40I'm
05:41I'm not gonna stick with that bro
05:45Look
05:45I'm not Gully
05:46And I'm not Jay
05:47Alright
05:48Listen to you
05:52Listen
05:59Listen
06:03What are you think?
06:05Bucket
06:05The first one that we did?
06:09The one where we Jay walked?
06:10Yeah
06:10Hey doesn't that remind you of that?
06:12Oh my god we have overarching story arc
06:15Your channel is so good
06:16Please describe
06:16Please
06:17It's your anime arc
06:18Listen
06:19Listen
06:20Listen
06:21In order for us to get a rate
06:22Shadow Legend sponsorship
06:24We gotta hit that subscribe button
06:26You gotta hit that subscribe button
06:27Lock the fucking
06:28Hit that subscribe button
06:30So I
06:30If you actually do get like
06:32If you do get big
06:33And you do get a
06:34Sponsor to rate Shadow Legend
06:36Please do get
06:36Also I
06:37Not even
06:38I like the phrasing of that
06:40Just
06:40Not even just like
06:40Entertainment Blizzard
06:41If I get big
06:43Yeah
06:44If I'm feeling big
06:45Please subscribe
06:45Well
06:46Because it doesn't
06:47It doesn't have to blow up
06:48For you to get a sponsorship
06:49Well it does
06:50But like
06:51If you
06:52Yeah exactly
06:52You have to be big
06:53I know scammers
06:54You have to be one of the big shot people
06:58You have to be one of the big shot people
06:59You have to be one of the big shot people
06:59Oh
06:59Oh yeah
07:00Gotta be big
07:03Yeah
07:03The street kind of
07:04Is kind of in the way
07:05Okay
07:07Yeah
07:13Yeah
07:13Yeah
07:16You know what
07:16It would be really funny
07:20If I killed over and die
07:21You know what would be really funny though
07:26Do you think there's security cameras over there?
07:29Probably
07:29Well I guess we're gonna find out
07:33Ehhh
07:33Five thousand dollars
07:36Twenty sixteen
07:39So that's gonna be like a solid like
07:40What do you think
07:41Like a
07:42Eight thousand dollars by now
07:43Because of inflation
07:46Um
07:46Yeah
07:46Probably like eleven thousand
07:47Or some shit like that
07:49Yeah
07:50Today on our channel
07:50We're gonna talk about college
07:51Like honestly
07:52I think that flying is gonna
07:53Like equating it to now
07:54It'll be like
07:55Circlesteen thousand
07:56Yeah that talks about it right
07:57I don't know
07:58It has inflation lately
07:59Yeah no it actually has
08:00Yeah
08:01It has
08:04It's a lot
08:07Like
08:08Like
08:08It's cum buckets
08:09Or chum buckets
08:11Chum
08:12Chum
08:12Yeah
08:12You know what
08:14I really love chum and buckets
08:16Like full on
08:16Full on fucking buckets
08:18You know what
08:18I have a hard on for like
08:19Crabby Patty secret formula
08:21Dude honestly
08:22I want to stick my dick
08:23Into the fucking
08:23Like the
08:24You know like the bottle
08:25Just stick it in there
08:27Yeah
08:27I gotcha
08:28Yeah
08:28You know like the jar videos
08:30Yeah
08:33Guys hear me out
08:35A jar
08:36With a
08:36Crabby Patty secret formula
08:38Put my dick in it
08:41Calen this is a terrible video idea
08:43This is such a terrible video idea
08:45Oh my fucking god
08:46It's such a
08:48Aw
08:48Hey I cannot wait until I fill that jar
08:51Oh my
08:51You know what Calen
08:52It's good to have you back
08:53Thank you
08:55It's good to have you back
08:56Thank you
08:57I hate myself
08:59But you know what
09:00Thank you
09:00Because now at least we jump together
09:02Yes
09:03We can
09:04Yeah
09:04Okay
09:04We can jump buckets together
09:05Yes
09:06We can fill that bucket together
09:08The nurse
09:09And that's what Caroline is
09:11Yeah
09:11Yeah
09:13Oh that's it
09:14Man this place could mean
09:15You see a fucking clean up
09:17Um
09:18Talk about a boatboat
09:19We can clean up
09:19I guess we wait until
09:22The road clears up enough
09:23Cause
09:24Oh there's traffic lights over
09:25Don't ever mind
09:25Yeah that's
09:26Yeah that's what I was gonna say
09:27Yeah it's
09:28There's
09:28But we gotta go to the tradition of jaywalking
09:32Nah I don't feel like I'm in prison today
09:34I don't feel like joining Jeremiah today
09:37I'm
09:38I'm
09:38I'm cutting that out by the way
09:41So
09:41We're uh
09:41Yeah we're gonna
10:01Yeah so anyways
10:02So anyways
10:03So anyways
10:04This is all
10:05This is all
10:07This is all
10:11Even
10:12Even when I was like four
10:13I knew
10:14I knew how to get back on the back of my hand
10:16Lifting up the back of my hand looks like
10:18But
10:21I'm sorry
10:21That was mean
10:22You can take my balls now
10:26Okay
10:27I'm ready Ethan
10:29Oh my god
10:29Look
10:30There's the park
10:32And there's
10:33There's two
10:34Two slides for both
10:35Unless that's
10:36Two slides for jerkin
10:42Yeah
10:53Look at me go
10:54Dude that's close enough honestly
10:55Hang on
10:55I need to get a better
10:56I need to get a better shot
10:57There we go
10:58Hehehe
11:00Yeah
11:01This is so peak
11:02This is what we filmed all of this for
11:05I love you
11:08This is what I do videos for
11:10Yeah this is
11:11This is your
11:11Alright so the third video that we did
11:13We recorded in 2024
11:15It's when we went to see Wyatt
11:17Um
11:17We filmed two videos there
11:19And
11:20We actually technically ended up filming a third one
11:22But I never recorded it
11:24It
11:24It was just more of us walking in the mall
11:26It wasn't that good
11:26I really edited the entire thing
11:28I really edited the entire thing
11:29Really edited that entire video
11:30And then it crashed
11:31But
11:32It wasn't
11:33It wasn't good anyways
11:34So
11:35When I go back and reedit it
11:36I was considering I'm not uploading it anyways
11:39Oh but yeah
11:40This is the first one we did
11:41And then we did the tag one
11:42Which is still up
11:43Yeah so here's that video too
11:44I'm gonna record right?
11:52Yeah
11:53Oh god
11:56How ugly do I look?
11:57Do you have one to ten?
11:59Uh
12:00What's
12:02What's the scale here?
12:03Like
12:03Is like one ugly or like ten?
12:06Ten
12:08He's gonna say
12:09He's gonna say
12:10Two times
12:11Out of ugly
12:12They can be ten close
12:14It's
12:15Willy
12:16Willy's a reference
12:16Oh yeah
12:17Oh yeah
12:18That's so nice
12:20I'm edging myself off
12:21Oh yeah
12:22Oh yeah
12:23Is that where I almost went in?
12:24The only person who's gonna be riding fast
12:27Oh yeah
12:27Oh yeah
12:30Hey yo
12:33Hey you then buddy
12:34I mean
12:35At least this time
12:36I'm getting
12:37Today's video
12:38Jeremiah is gonna be riding some
12:40I'll have to know
12:41That's what I see right there
12:42Yeah
12:46Yeah literally anywhere besides Spencer's
12:48Anywhere
12:49Jeremiah will be in the back of that
12:51Yeah he loves the toys
12:54Had to happen at some point
12:58Yeah
12:59You guys wanna do it after this
13:00That's the question
13:01Cause
13:02I'm done for anything
13:04Anything?
13:06Yeah I don't know
13:08Um
13:08This is just much
13:09The better
13:10This is much
13:11The better
13:11Also there's no way
13:12Go pay
13:13Pay
13:13Pay
13:14Pay
13:16Nobody else is getting it
13:17Nobody else is getting anything
13:19I don't know
13:21This is it I'm pretty sure
13:23There you go
13:24Those are some of the
13:25Deleted microwave head videos
13:27That
13:28Didn't
13:29Didn't survive
13:30But did survive
13:30I still have like
13:31Evidence of them
13:32Yeah
13:33Hopefully you guys enjoyed
13:34And
13:35Uh
13:36I'll show some more deleted videos soon
13:39While I'm uh
13:39In the process of uh
13:41Re-filming some of the deleted challenge videos
13:44I'm remastering some of them
13:45And then once we get those all caught up
13:47Uh you know
13:48Around Christmas time
13:49Essentially pick up what we left off
13:50Last Christmas of the year
13:52And
13:53Keep making more challenge videos
13:54But
13:55Well
13:56If
13:57If people still wanna do them
13:58Cause I
13:59Pretty much don't have any friends anymore
14:00So
14:00Alright that's it
14:01Goodbye
14:02If and out
14:03That guy out
14:04Winf
14:0469420
14:05Yes
14:06Hi
14:08I love you too
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