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00:03It's Quillin' time.
00:06It's me! It's a- hey, hold on!
00:08Watch the language!
00:09I'm gonna tell on you guys, you guys won't get any of your hours.
00:13I'm literally just here to screw around.
00:35You'll be on your own for the first two hours of you being home because we're not done till 11
00:41.30.
00:42Wait, hold on, what?
00:44Okay, so wait.
00:44We're not done till 11.30.
00:45Oh, I thought you guys were gonna be here till 11.30 and then you guys were leaving.
00:50No, we're volunteering, my guy.
00:53Well, yeah, I know, but I thought you guys were gonna volunteer and then leave at 11.30.
00:57No, no, no, we're done volunteering at 11.30.
01:00I know, but I thought that was it and then after that you guys were leaving.
01:03And then that was it.
01:04I did not know you guys were gonna be here after.
01:06I think it's staying.
01:07I'm questioning if I'm gonna stay.
01:09Whoa, shit!
01:10Then I have no way of contacting my parents about that now.
01:13Um.
01:14All of this.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Uh, do you know your dad's number or something?
01:18Yes.
01:19I would hope so.
01:20Mm.
01:21Well, I mean, I don't remember it.
01:24Who's she, Ian?
01:25That's a good point.
01:27Do you know your dad's number?
01:29Actually, I don't.
01:31It's on your phone.
01:33Yeah.
01:33There.
01:34I know.
01:34If you can, if you can, excuse it, call him.
01:38Dad or mum or whatever.
01:40I don't know who dropped you off.
01:44Yeah, and we're forced to learn her cell number.
01:57Hey.
01:58Um, so I'm calling on Hayden's phone.
02:00So I didn't know, um, that everyone was gonna be here.
02:03Like, they're done volunteering at 11.30, but they're gonna be around after.
02:07So I'll probably be out here till, like, 2.30.
02:10If you'd have let, uh, let Elise know, that'd be great.
02:12Okay.
02:13I'll touch her.
02:14If she's got any issues, I'll, uh, wait now.
02:17Alright.
02:18Thanks.
02:18Love ya.
02:20Oh, yeah.
02:20I came up around the corner.
02:22Big thank you.
02:23Big thank you.
02:26I did an oopsie.
02:28I mean, the oopsie has been fixed, so it's...
02:31Oh, there he is.
02:33Oh, wait, what?
02:33I, uh, I feel like right here.
02:36I was dragging that.
02:37Oh, and then you...
02:38I stepped up here.
02:39Like, I kind of stepped, like, on a foot like that.
02:43And then I tripped with my other foot while carrying that and, like, put it away.
02:46I'm being terrible.
02:47And I, like, fell right on my foot.
02:49Nice.
02:49It was crooked.
02:51Not considering the weather.
02:52Dumb.
02:53Honestly, my foot doesn't hurt that badly anymore.
02:55It's only, like...
02:57My foot doesn't hurt that badly.
03:01And boredom.
03:02Honestly, I haven't actually been that bored despite just sitting here and talking for the
03:06last three hours.
03:07Might be...
03:08Hmm.
03:12Oh, man.
03:13Oh, man.
03:15Okay, well, that's...
03:16That's deep.
03:17I might be tired of you playing at the end of our five hours.
03:20I don't know.
03:21It's probably more than...
03:22I don't know.
03:22It's probably more than...
03:23I haven't said that.
03:25I exist to be the pain of people's existence.
03:28Oh, man.
03:29Well...
03:29I'm just looking out for the other cards.
03:32I don't know why I wait for you guys to be down for hours.
03:33I'm going to go to church.
03:35The only challenge that I'll lose.
03:37There's, like, 72 churches, right?
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:39There's...
03:40There's too many.
03:41You can see two of them right now.
03:41Yeah, there's two.
03:42And then I know there's one over there.
03:43And then there's...
03:44Another one over there.
03:45And I bet if you walk down the street over Y and see...
03:48Yeah.
03:48...see corner sign.
03:49Yeah.
03:50This is the weirdest building for the church.
03:52Yeah.
03:53It's just...
03:54It looks like an old campus.
03:56Yeah.
03:58Sure.
03:59Well, I will stand over here.
04:01Fuck these people.
04:06Hey, that was about three seconds.
04:09And he fits into this group.
04:11Like, he turns 16.
04:12And, uh...
04:13April.
04:15I'm only about 14 years old.
04:16So...
04:17So this almost six-year-old man just fits him, like, perfectly, with this group of, like,
04:2417 to 18-year-olds.
04:26He just said 60.
04:27He is 60 years old.
04:28Oh, sorry.
04:28He turned 60 in April.
04:30Oh, sorry.
04:31He was born in 1964.
04:33Maybe I should, uh, go to the mall and say hi to my homeless friends.
04:37It's been a while.
04:38Your homeless friend?
04:39Oh, what's up, Bob?
04:40Hey, you want a hit?
04:42It's Erwin.
04:43It's Erwin.
04:44You want a hit name?
04:45Hey, give me that, Erwin.
04:47I'm just like...
04:48What?
04:50Okay, boy, Erwin.
04:51It just perfectly fits into this group of idiots.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Erwin.
04:55Erwin.
04:55Yeah, no...
04:56No DNA text is...
04:58I'm stuck with both.
04:59Brendan.
05:00Brendan, no DNA...
05:01Brendan, no DNA...
05:02No DNA text is required to know that that is your father.
05:06Yeah, he uses view plus 50.
05:09That's gonna be Brendan when he's looking 60.
05:12He's not even gonna change.
05:14Bold of you to assume I'll make it to 60.
05:16You just rape me.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Your face is right there, bro.
05:20I'll go over.
05:21Well, nice that I drank a bunch of peace tea so I don't have to piss the entire day.
05:25Uh-huh.
05:26I don't understand why you were just like, yeah, I'm gonna sit here for like two hours and
05:31whole friends are wondering.
05:32And not go look at the retro fact.
05:34The actual look.
05:35I think his record is scratched.
05:36That's like the third time he said that.
05:39What?
05:40Because your record is scratched because it's like the third time you've repeated it.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:45It's very scratched.
05:46I'm just terrible at repeating myself.
05:49I have to do it all the time.
05:51No, you're great at repeating yourself.
05:53If you're terrible with doing it.
05:55That's your problem.
05:56You do it a lot.
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's cool, 95.1.
05:59Oh, your TV van drove past yesterday and I almost got a rock and fruit at it though.
06:06Just stick it to Eddie.
06:07Too busy.
06:08Too cool to hang out with us now.
06:10Too busy with your TV.
06:12And not filming our fucking only- what?
06:16We're gonna raid the station and hold you hostage.
06:18In a live hostage.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Okay.
06:26Ethan's recording right now.
06:28Yeah.
06:30We're ready to get, uh, copyrighted?
06:35There we go.
06:36Oh, I got this.
06:38Did you test that?
06:39Yeah.
06:40What?
06:41Unfortunately.
06:42Unfortunately.
06:43What?
06:44And that too.
06:46Kill, kill yourself now.
06:47Is Kellan coming?
06:48I got no idea.
06:50Oh, Kellan?
06:51I got no idea if I don't know.
06:53I got no idea if I don't know.
06:54Donna raging.
06:58You got the- you got the joke.
07:00What did you say there, my guy?
07:02Are you messaging if anyone else is showing up?
07:04Yeah.
07:05What are you doing?
07:08Hey, what are you doing?
07:10I wonder if we're gonna see any teachers today.
07:15I didn't know.
07:16I didn't know.
07:17I didn't know.
07:17I didn't know.
07:17We just walk around.
07:18Mr. Beard, stop touching the wood.
07:20I was talking to him, I hate to see what I think.
07:23What?
07:24Nothing.
07:26Was it gonna have finally heard of opera music?
07:38I think we're doing a great job of doing that.
07:44What did you do?
07:44How did you do this dude?
07:45This is fucking legit.
07:47You guys are getting 7 hours for this.
07:56See, usually I'd feel bad about filming in public
07:59But it's in public
08:00So I don't feel bad today
08:01It's a public event, who cares
08:04You're not going to be the only one doing it
08:06Everyone's going to be out doing it in public
08:08For different reasons for me, but
08:12Not everyone's going to be an iPad
08:14Not exactly the same thing
08:16But, yeah
08:18I think we need help
08:19The disappointment on your face
08:22The only reason why I'm so friends with you guys
08:25Is just the disappointment
08:26The disappointment
08:30Dis-a-jacket
08:32Disappointment
08:33Dis-a-what?
08:36Dis-a-pain
08:39Is that a kid fucking screaming over there?
08:41Someone's
08:41It sounds like someone's choking a squirrel
08:44That's birds
08:46It's called a bird chirping
08:49I don't know
08:50I don't want to jump to conclusions
08:51But it might be like a rattlesnake
08:52Or
08:53Seager
08:54Obviously this one doesn't go outside
08:56Obviously
08:57No, I don't
08:58No, really?
08:59I need to get back to my Discord kitten
09:02I mean, look how pale it is
09:03He obviously doesn't go outside
09:05If anyone insults me
09:06In my head I'm like
09:07I am a white man
09:08You cannot insult me
09:09And hurt my feelings
09:10At all
09:11I am as privileged
09:12As can be
09:13Except you're not straight
09:14Shit, someone's coming
09:16That's true
09:16I'm gonna head down
09:18You just send them over to me
09:19Alright
09:21I will talk to you
09:22You point out that this man's white as shit
09:27But not me
09:28No, I don't want you
09:30Like
09:31Say hi to your twin
09:33Yeah, they look just alike
09:34Oh, there's two
09:35There's two people
09:39There's two people
09:42Two car, two furious
09:44What?
09:45Two car, two furious
09:47Two car, two furious
09:48Yeah, two car, two furious
09:49And then if there's a furry car
09:51Two car, two furious
09:53Uh, Brendan does that come back
09:54Two Brendan, two furious
09:56So
09:56Racist
09:57So I'm gonna say
09:57Are you gonna like
09:58Two races, two races
09:59Are you gonna like
09:59Split this into like
10:00Two videos or something?
10:02Yeah, probably
10:02Cause like
10:03Yeah, like
10:03One for like
10:04Pitting out with us
10:05He didn't run the right past me
10:08So I'm gonna buy the car right now
10:10Okay, cool
10:13What the fuck?
10:14I'm slowly becoming
10:16Barney Gumbel from The Simpsons
10:17I'm going to get these teeth
10:18And I'll buy
10:19Put it in my veins
10:22Oh my god, I said that right by the police station
10:24Just put it in my veins
10:26It's okay, I keep yelling
10:28Fuck the police
10:28Oh, they got the same thing
10:29They're on a thing
10:29Fuck the police
10:30Fuck the police
10:31Fuck the police
10:31Fuck the police
10:32Fuck the police
10:35What are you doing for two?
10:38Here's a line of
10:40What's up, guys?
10:42Skinny peanut
10:42Just saying
10:43I keep yelling
10:44Fuck the police
10:45While there's a police
10:45Like a trophy away
10:46I yelled that I stabbed
10:47A police officer
10:48Oh
10:49And then like
10:49Four of them
10:50People looked over at me
10:52Yeah, I think my
10:53My uncle's like
10:54The sergeant there
10:55Or something
10:55So that
10:55Clearly not
10:56Like
10:57Where are you going?
10:59I think that they
11:00Immediately start beating you up
11:01True
11:01It's
11:02Good name
11:05I was saying
11:06Please are too busy
11:07Being high
11:08Okay
11:08We're having orgies
11:09Oh, fuck
11:11Fortune, Australia
11:17How the fuck can you see that?
11:19You've got like
11:20The best vision
11:21I couldn't even see that
11:22It's because you weren't looking at it
11:24You were looking the other way
11:25I'm too busy
11:26Being like
11:26What's up, gamers?
11:29Jeremiah, your shoe's untied
11:33Oh shit
11:33My shoe's untied
11:37Oh shit
11:48Cause I was
11:49I was being funny
11:54Probably he could fucking see
11:55That it was coming
11:56Okay
11:57Should I go to one of the people
11:59Who's like
11:59Bring the cars
11:59And be like
12:00Yo
12:00I drank a lot of PC
12:02Can I use the restroom
12:03In your car?
12:06He's like
12:06No
12:06There's already a dead body
12:07In the back
12:08Get out
12:08Wait
12:09One of the cars here
12:10Actually had a
12:10Dead body
12:12I mean
12:13There's usually
12:13One called
12:14The Grandfather
12:14That's five sides
12:15Oh yeah
12:16True
12:18Maybe then
12:19I'll finally
12:19Find my grandma
12:22What's that
12:23You flip the camera
12:24It's
12:25It's
12:25It's
12:25It's
12:25It's
12:25It's
12:25It's
12:26It's
12:26It's
12:26It's
12:26It's
12:26It's
12:26It's
12:27It's
12:27It's
12:27It's
12:27It's
12:29It's
12:30It's
12:31You flip the camera
12:32When you said
12:33Maybe I'll see my grandma
12:35Cause we should
12:36It didn't fucking capture our response
12:38Or like
12:38Our reactions
12:39Oh
12:40Then I'll do it
12:40Maybe then I'll see grandma
12:42And then I'll
12:43Laugh track
12:44Maybe then I won't be such a fucking disappointment
12:47Oh shit
12:49You're too far gone
12:51You see like
12:51This is why I can't do the church challenge
12:53No forgiveness
12:54They know what it did to that painting
12:57Yeah I
12:58I have
12:59That slow
13:01That slow
13:02Look
13:03I still have nightmares about that
13:05Yeah
13:06Anytime like people
13:07Like
13:08I always say
13:09Watch the original bathroom first
13:11Cause that's like
13:12As extreme as it gets
13:13It's like
13:14If you can handle
13:15Watch me fuck a painting
13:16You're good
13:17It doesn't get worse than that
13:21Half a painting
13:23But yeah
13:23Yeah
13:24Still did it
13:25Why are you challenging me?
13:27Oh no it's a Mustang
13:28Is that a Mustang?
13:29It's a man
13:30Oh
13:31Close enough
13:33I was really hoping
13:34That we'd see a Mustang
13:35At some point
13:36How did they actually
13:37Try to get in?
13:38I think there's an older Mustang
13:40That we did with it
13:41But
13:42Yeah you can fucking
13:43See it there dumbass
13:44Pass the ground
13:45Is that not a Mustang?
13:47My favorite Scooby-Doo episode
13:50Is this a lying scoop?
13:51There's a
13:53Woman
13:58I don't remember that happening
14:00Have you seen Mystery Inc?
14:02Yes
14:02I have
14:04You don't remember
14:05Wow
14:06Yeah it's a lost episode
14:07Only true fans know about it
14:09I think that's a
14:10Someone
14:10Self animation
14:12Yeah
14:13Which site were you on?
14:14You can watch that
14:16What's up guys?
14:17What's up guys?
14:17What's up guys?
14:18What's up guys?
14:21What's up guys?
14:22What's up guys?
14:22What's up guys?
14:23So Kyle and I were talking about
14:25Something important yesterday
14:27Um
14:27Tree masturbation
14:28And uh
14:29Yeah we're walking home
14:30You ignore what he's saying now
14:31Yeah
14:31No
14:32He has a full fucking ice
14:35Hey
14:35He has a full on ice
14:37In his pocket
14:39Hey Brennan
14:40Were you accidentally fucking
14:41The walkie talkie?
14:42What did he say?
14:44What'd you say?
14:46What did you say?
14:47Moron
14:47We didn't hit anything
14:50Let's kick that off
14:51Don't wanna be
14:53It wasn't me
14:54My hand was like this
14:55It wasn't me
14:57I didn't have my hand on the button
14:59My hand wasn't even close
15:01On the walkie talkie
15:02It got on your pocket
15:03Don't
15:05It's not in my pocket
15:08You gotta click on your pocket
15:09Right?
15:11Yeah
15:12Turn it
15:13You're gonna get the message
15:15Don't
15:15My hand was on the upper side
15:26So anyways
15:27Back to snapping off
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