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00:00What's this up?
00:03You threw it backwards.
00:04Take a swim while holding B and release B's rule.
00:07Yeah, because you did this.
00:10You did this.
00:12Yeah, you did this, Eddie.
00:13You can't do that.
00:14You can't jerk off with two of your hands while you're doing that.
00:17No, I regret.
00:18I would have loved the intro to me if we were just to be all of us doing this.
00:21Oh, yeah, I can do that right now.
00:24All right.
00:26What's the two of us?
00:27That's, you guys taunt the other team.
00:29That's how you taunt the other team.
00:32Oh, yeah, we haven't thrown our team names yet.
00:34I kind of forgot about that.
00:35Yeah, that's true.
00:38I'm not going to say.
00:40I don't even know.
00:41I don't know what the team names are.
00:43I know one of them.
00:45Yeah, he knows one of them.
00:47What is our team name?
00:50Okay.
00:59You guys suck so bad.
01:00You guys don't even have a team name.
01:02Oh, I've got a team name for you today.
01:04I've got a team name for y'all.
01:05Shout out.
01:08Hey, I mean, it does kind of...
01:10It does have a nice ring to it.
01:12It does have a nice ring to it.
01:15Wait, what's wrong, man?
01:16What's wrong?
01:18God damn it, Jamal!
01:19Wait, where's the mom filing?
01:21No, that's you guys' team name.
01:22God damn it, Jamal!
01:27Hey!
01:28What the hell?
01:30Yo, that's kind of kinky, man.
01:33That's kind of kinky, man.
01:35It's Eddie the store now.
01:42Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:43Yo!
01:47Still impressive.
01:49Still very impressive.
01:52Come on.
01:54Fuck my foot, dude.
01:56Fuck.
01:57Sorry, I'm sorry.
01:58I like stepped up too much cock.
02:00All right, give me a break.
02:01All right.
02:03Oh, it's you.
02:04Now walk in, Mandy.
02:06Now walk in.
02:07Now walk in.
02:09It's right down there.
02:11It's pretty good.
02:13Nice.
02:13That's pretty good.
02:15I mean, why not?
02:17Hey, I feel pretty good.
02:19I'm in the ball, but we're getting good solid splits.
02:22Yeah, yeah, and?
02:23Yeah.
02:24Man, I love my 500 points, Smiley face.
02:26He really hits me.
02:28I know, I think I'm not.
02:30You said?
02:31Yeah, goodbye.
02:32Yeah, but you don't have that one down.
02:34We're on the freaking corner, you dumbass.
02:36Now calling your boyfriend a dumbass?
02:38Wow, who could have guessed?
02:40Damn, you suck.
02:43Dang, I'd like to see you try and do the same thing.
02:45Well, Eddie does suck dick, so like, I mean, it kind of lines up, doesn't it?
02:48Yeah, it really does.
02:51It's...
02:53Fuck fan.
02:54All right, Blurk.
02:55Walk the fuck in.
02:56Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Blurk.
03:00He was too focused on Nugget Fantasies.
03:02He was.
03:03Not bad.
03:04You're just like, I'm going to fucking erase him later.
03:08You're going to fucking die.
03:10Good shit, Jeremiah.
03:11Good shit.
03:12Good shit.
03:13You're going to need a little movement for you.
03:17Oh, all but one.
03:20It's okay, Jeremiah.
03:21I'm just going to take that remote and just...
03:22I just grabbed the remote.
03:24Yeah, it's probably...
03:25Wait, you are.
03:26You almost got that.
03:27I don't think I'm going to get.
03:29I guess I get, huh?
03:30Why the fuck did I walk and we smell?
03:33What?
03:34Okay, Eddie, you got to lock the...
03:35You got to lock the...
03:36Oh, A69.
03:39Nice.
03:40Okay, that's right.
03:41Oh, that's...
03:41Yeah, okay.
03:42That's definitely straight right there.
03:43That's like, hella straight.
03:44Mm-hmm.
03:45Eddie, do I get this?
03:46If you hit one, I'm literally going to fucking laugh.
03:48There is no way.
03:49There is literally no way you fuck this up.
03:52You better not fuck this up for the better, right?
03:54You better not fuck this up.
03:55And James is like, fuck it up.
03:57Good, good, good.
03:58I was going to say, you fucked that up.
03:59I was literally going to fuck it out the window and kill myself again.
04:01You've been spared from a little idea.
04:04Okay, can you get Dramalda with both sides?
04:06Also 69!
04:08Hey!
04:10Eddie, can you shut the fuck up?
04:12Oh, she's my head.
04:14Thank you, man.
04:18Bro, you don't like the fuck I am using.
04:20Bruh.
04:21Yes, she does.
04:22I don't!
04:23Alright, time to time.
04:25We're getting really unlucky with you.
04:27I want to get old.
04:28It's okay, block the fuck out of here.
04:30It's okay.
04:33Vernon just texted me, so right after you do this shot, I'm going to message him quickly.
04:37Imagine.
04:39Zodo, secret cuts.
04:41Imagine doing that.
04:41That's kind of embarrassing.
04:44I'm going to get one, huh?
04:46No!
04:47Yo.
04:48Can you not repeat my fuck up, please?
04:51Can you not repeat my fuck up?
04:52Can you stop?
04:54Stop it!
05:14You just pull out a tortilla and slap him in the face.
05:24Yeah, I'll do that.
05:27Eddie, you'll hit it.
05:28Okay, you'll get it.
05:29Eddie has experience of hitting it.
05:31Did you hit me that time?
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34Can you choose yourself?
05:35Oh my fucking god, Eddie!
05:36You have to do the curve!
05:38You have to do the curve!
05:40You have to do the curve!
05:40You have to do the curve!
05:41The curves!
05:43What the fuck are you doing?
05:45What the fuck, Eddie?
05:46What the fuck, Eddie?
05:47Did you not see that?
05:49Eddie.
05:50Did you not take a...
05:51Eddie.
05:52Oh my gosh.
05:53Bro, did you not see that?
05:55How do you feel?
05:57So how does this make you feel?
06:02Well, love this thing on.
06:04No, I'm not gonna do so.
06:06Yeah.
06:08Yo!
06:09Nice run!
06:13I love getting an eye out for that.
06:15This might be the worst thing.
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:19Do you feel like a little bit of this?
06:22I feel like it's not good to see you, dude.
06:24There you go!
06:25Just you doing that while you're doing this.
06:29Come on, get all hundred.
06:30Get us a straight.
06:31Yeah, get him the straight.
06:32What is that curve?
06:33Did you see that?
06:34Well, because you're curving your rainbow.
06:37Your rainbow considers your curve.
06:38Every time you go, you fucking like either squint it this way or this way.
06:43Yeah, you kind of like ganks it this way, then you yanks it this way, too.
06:45Sorry, I'm the furthest thing from straight chances.
06:48It's okay.
06:48I think we all know that.
06:50It's okay.
06:50Unless that's his girl.
06:52Spence, come here.
06:53I need to kiss.
06:55Okay, yeah, that's...
06:56Yeah, okay, that's...
06:59Jeez!
07:00Okay, Jamal.
07:01Okay, Jamal, you guys do it.
07:02Okay, pop off, Jamal.
07:04Okay, Jamal!
07:04Lock the fucking...
07:05Lock the fucking Jamal.
07:07Lock the fucking...
07:11Now that's a fucking lock-in shot.
07:17Yeah, it's a little bullshit.
07:19It's a hundred pin.
07:19No shit, it's not gonna be a strike.
07:21You got a...
07:22This game is racist.
07:23Well, okay, well...
07:24Yeah, this game is fucking racist.
07:25It is racist.
07:26This game should fucking kill itself.
07:31Oh, that's...
07:31Oh, okay, good.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Yeah, don't worry.
07:33You didn't roll it as much as I did.
07:35Yippee!
07:37Yippee!
07:37Oh, yeah, it's your turn here.
07:40Yay, we got 900.
07:42Created in 89.
07:44Now a thousand points.
07:46Wow, that's not very nice, Jamal.
07:48I mean, Jamal.
07:50I was honestly surprised I have not been called Jamal before.
07:55Yeah, that's true.
07:56Well, the joke's gotten old.
07:57I'm not gonna call you Jamal, though.
07:59I mean, after you say it, we can't really...
08:02It's...
08:02It's disgraceful.
08:04Yeah, it's disgraceful.
08:06It's a fucking...
08:07Yeah, that joke was like two years ago.
08:11It would be racist now.
08:12Oh, really?
08:14Yeah, that's...
08:15That's a joke that's gone a little bit too long.
08:19You know what's also a joke that's gone a little too long?
08:23I was about to say the channel, but that's a little too dark.
08:24Oh, yeah.
08:25Yeah, the channel's like a little bit too hard.
08:26Yeah.
08:27We've kept it going too long.
08:28We gotta stop.
08:31Yeah, we're 19 turning 20.
08:33Isn't that funny?
08:34Yeah.
08:37Eddie, brother.
08:39When you throw, you cannot twist.
08:41You can't twist while you're jerking, all right?
08:43I'm using it, too, okay?
08:44What's Eddie?
08:45You can't do something.
08:46When you...
08:47Yeah, you can't do this remotely, right?
08:48You can't do this.
08:49You can't do this or else it'll occur, all right?
08:52Gotta do it like straight and narrow.
08:54If Jeremiah did that, I'd love to call him Twister Jamal.
08:59Well, okay, you're bisexual, but it's like half straight.
09:02So, like, if you...
09:03Oh, I shouldn't have it.
09:04Let's do it.
09:04Yeah, exactly.
09:05So, like, there was only half straight.
09:07What the fuck do you do?
09:07Well, yeah, but they're also half curved, too.
09:10You shouldn't be able to hit that.
09:12Oh, don't even give a skirt.
09:13The map, man.
09:15What?
09:16Oh, yeah, you can see.
09:18I'm...
09:18I'm right there.
09:20And then Hayden...
09:21Hayden Smith is right there.
09:23I'm looking like fucking Squidward.
09:25Okay, you don't...
09:26Look at that.
09:27Imagine being not fucking idiot.
09:29You don't have to do...
09:30You don't have to do...
09:31You don't have to do that.
09:33You don't...
09:36Who the fuck is this guy?
09:37Wait, hang on.
09:38Who the fuck is that?
09:39What the fuck is that?
09:41What the fuck is that?
09:43And then this person's like...
09:45Yeah, definitely a fucking cocaine addict.
09:49Oh, yeah, anyway, I'm curtain off.
09:50Sorry about that.
09:51All right.
09:52Hey, look.
09:54It's straight.
09:55Actually, look.
09:56Oh, shit.
09:57Give me a second.
09:57There we go.
09:59Okay.
10:02Whoa!
10:05I'm sorry.
10:05I didn't have the power of Jamal within me.
10:08The power of Jamal within me is crazy.
10:12Jamal's not inside me.
10:14I mean, what's up?
10:17He's going to be slain because of what you said.
10:20He's going to be slain because of what you said earlier.
10:21And now he won't shut up with that stuff.
10:22Okay.
10:23Okay.
10:24Well, it's not bad.
10:24I don't think it's...
10:26Well, I don't accept that this is...
10:28Oh, yeah, Eddie, it's your turn.
10:30Long game is like actually...
10:31No twisting, no pulling, no...
10:34Whoa!
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:34He's straight.
10:35I think they're both coming inside, by the way.
10:36I'm so excited.
10:37Yeah, I do.
10:37Oh, yeah, it's probably them.
10:41Hello.
10:42We're just finishing a new sports and then I'll give it to you.
10:45You gotta lock in, bro.
10:47You gotta lock in.
10:48This is my...
10:50Lock and get a strike.
10:52This is for a guy.
10:53Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:54When you...
10:55Okay, but I just got hit it right down the middle.
10:57It's fine.
10:58Okay.
10:58That's the gentleman.
10:59All right.
11:00I'm going to...
11:02Oh, there's...
11:03There's...
11:03Okay, this is such an easy pin.
11:05Okay, this is...
11:06I think I'm...
11:06Um...
11:07Not...
11:07Not if you're me, though.
11:09There's more...
11:09You gotta have that tomorrow within you, man.
11:11You gotta have the tomorrow within you, bro.
11:13You gotta have them inside you, all right?
11:15I regret this so much.
11:18That's a...
11:18Listen, he's dedicated an hour and a half of your time here, right?
11:22Go, go, go.
11:25Oh, this is probably not such a bad...
11:29We got one.
11:31You're better than Eddie.
11:36all right three shots final round
11:48all the marbles were all the marbles were team okay and oh yeah hayden parker's here
11:57oh yeah he's gonna drop off my pot
11:59i mean not that
12:04this is the same general area i gotta listen i gotta payden parker parker
12:14parker buddy truck how can you do this yo you gotta stop yeah there's the drums
12:18is there a message here is there a message for eddie
12:24for rain eddie what your little big uh forehead
12:29all right bye
12:31parker parker parker is that for rain
12:34yeah yeah i just said
12:36all right find the jamal within you see ya gotta gotta open your heart out
13:04i'm gonna fucking kill myself
13:16yeah i'll i'll make sure to keep some of the stuff
13:23all right
13:24big bags like meth here all right
13:29all right
13:30all right
13:32let's lock in
13:39yeah yeah
13:40jamal jamal you gotta finish the job you gotta finish the job jamal
13:47finish the job jamal
13:52finish it
13:55oh
13:55good finish
13:58good finish
14:02no because that's hot
14:051480
14:06make sure you got the jamal inside you
14:08no i'm good
14:09indirectly
14:10i'm sorry
14:11it's too funny
14:13it really isn't though
14:15like
14:16it's just jamal inside you know
14:21it's like you got that dog in here you got that jamal in here
14:26yeah you got the jamal force
14:28come on you got the jamal force
14:29why did you
14:31we're gonna miss by that much
14:32oh no
14:35i didn't touch you
14:37i didn't touch you
14:38i got 99 problems with a pin 81
14:40yeah this goes really got you got you got you
14:42yeah
14:44no curb in your breast
14:45he
14:47he
14:48he fucking knocks me out
14:49i'm gonna kill you
14:51there we go
14:53oh
14:53what is that curve
14:56what is that curve though
14:58i'm so sorry hey good job everybody it's actually wait it's actually accurate to the
15:06team colors too that's actually really funny well no it's because i'm black oh yeah it's true
15:12i'm black all right good job time to put this away i don't mean anything i say i really don't
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