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00:02:16And this is the center of it.
00:02:18At least we think so.
00:02:28That's me.
00:02:29My name's Melanie.
00:02:30My friends call me Mel.
00:02:33That's my sister Allison, a.k.a.
00:02:35Allie.
00:02:37And this is junior high, where we spend approximately 30% of our waking hours and 4% of our
00:02:47sleeping hours.
00:02:49And don't get me wrong, we study a lot of important subjects.
00:02:53For example, there's science.
00:02:56Say for yourself.
00:02:59It's true.
00:03:01Kelly has split ends.
00:03:02Then there's English.
00:03:03She was totally edging on my squeeze.
00:03:06So I dinged her with a bounce bounce in the numbers lab.
00:03:09And then, this creative writing.
00:03:19And finally, that most important of important subjects, the staple of every 7th graders' education, social study.
00:03:28Shane and Kyle, the most popular boys in Northwood junior high.
00:03:33At least this week.
00:03:36Enter Helene and Darlene.
00:03:39Cheerleaders.
00:03:40Enough said.
00:03:43I wish they'd ask us to the spring fling dance.
00:03:46Yeah, well, we can't get near them with Tweedledum and Tweedledummer around.
00:03:51Kyle, let's snack some lime slime.
00:03:53Dude!
00:03:57But, if you can't beat them, mess with their heads.
00:04:02It's super top secret.
00:04:06Come on, Mel.
00:04:07I promise not to tell anybody.
00:04:08Well, I heard five kids went home sick today after eating the meatloaf.
00:04:16The meat was so bad, it had E. coli and F. coli.
00:04:22Did it have those little white worms?
00:04:24No, those brown squishy worms.
00:04:28Like this one.
00:04:29Over here.
00:04:35It worked.
00:04:36Hey, Mel.
00:04:38Hey, Allie.
00:04:39Hey.
00:04:40I'm Melanie, that's Allie.
00:04:42Oh, right.
00:04:44Warm?
00:04:45Gross out candy, cool.
00:04:47You guys are all right.
00:04:49Thanks.
00:05:01Great dinner, Mom.
00:05:03Where's the fire?
00:05:04I have to call Hannah.
00:05:05After I call Jenna.
00:05:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:07Hold on.
00:05:08Don't you guys have something else to do tonight?
00:05:10Besides talk on the phone?
00:05:13Like what?
00:05:14Um, a little thing we used to call homework.
00:05:17Oh, we already did it.
00:05:20Swear.
00:05:21We do math homework during science.
00:05:22And science during English.
00:05:23And everything else during social studies.
00:05:25That class is so S&C.
00:05:28S&C?
00:05:30Snooze and cruise.
00:05:31Talk about a boar war.
00:05:33It's totally...
00:05:40If we were running the world, there'd be no wars.
00:05:43That's for sure.
00:05:44There'd be so many pool parties.
00:05:46And everybody would be in a great mood.
00:05:48Nobody likes to fight in a bikini.
00:05:53Mine.
00:05:57Okay, who'd you rather kiss?
00:05:59Kyle or Leonardo DiCaprio?
00:06:03Get out.
00:06:04He does too, shower.
00:06:06They're turning 13 next month.
00:06:08And their world is the size of a pinhead.
00:06:11I heard they're opening up a Mac store at the mall.
00:06:13Right next to Kenneth Cole.
00:06:14I think a pinhead is bigger.
00:06:18Honey, I don't know what more we can expect from them.
00:06:21They're both getting straight A's.
00:06:23But it's not about grades, Jack.
00:06:26It's about life.
00:06:27And there's more to the world than call waiting and a day at the mall.
00:06:32It's up to us to show them.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:37What do you have in mind?
00:06:40In 1805, Napoleon upgraded the sewers so that he could claim France had the most advanced water system in the
00:06:45world.
00:06:47The time between his escape from Elba to his ultimate defeat at Waterloo was called The Hundred Days because it
00:06:53took, well, days.
00:06:56In 1815, after his exile to Elba, Napoleon sadly disappeared from the world stage.
00:07:03Napoleon died on May 5th, 1821.
00:07:10Hmm, what have we here?
00:07:15Mel, how about Shane and me take you and Al to Spring Fling Dance?
00:07:20Hmm.
00:07:21Well, Melanie, what do you have to say for yourself?
00:07:27Definitely.
00:07:34Thursday, Margie's beach party.
00:07:37Friday, Hannah's pool party.
00:07:39And Saturday, Spring Fling with gorgeous Shane.
00:07:42And perfect Kyle.
00:07:44And that's still at least time for hanging at the mall.
00:07:47Why can't it be spring break all year round?
00:07:52Knock, knock.
00:07:57Now, wait a minute.
00:07:58You guys are supposed to say who's there.
00:08:02Uh, Dad, we're a little old for knock-knock jokes.
00:08:05Dad, that's so barmy.
00:08:07Then I guess you're too old for presents.
00:08:09No, presents!
00:08:10No, presents!
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:18Camera?
00:08:20Passport?
00:08:20Where are we going?
00:08:23Paris?
00:08:24We're going to Paris?
00:08:25You're going to Paris?
00:08:26We're going to Paris!
00:08:27We're going to Paris!
00:08:29When are we going to Paris?
00:08:30Next week, over spring break.
00:08:33No!
00:08:39In 1815, after his exile to Elba, Napoleon sadly disappeared from the world stage.
00:08:45Napoleon also had plans to...
00:08:47We wanted to go to Paris.
00:08:48Really, we did.
00:08:49We were just majorly bummed about missing the dance.
00:08:53Anyway, we sent notes to Kyle and Shane, explaining why we had to bail.
00:08:58They were bummed too.
00:09:01For about a millisecond.
00:09:04They didn't even wait an hour before asking Helene and Darlene to the dance.
00:09:11Forget Kyle and Shane.
00:09:13I can't believe we even like those dorks.
00:09:15They couldn't even tell us apart.
00:09:17I guess.
00:09:18It's just that I thought that Shane was going to be my first real boyfriend.
00:09:24Wait.
00:09:25What if we don't get asked out again until we're like 20?
00:09:29We'll do what everyone else does.
00:09:31Blame our parents.
00:09:38Hey, hey.
00:09:39How's the packing coming?
00:09:42What can I say?
00:09:44We're teenagers.
00:09:49Grandpa is sending a car to pick you up at the airport.
00:09:52I can't believe we have to spend a whole week with Grandpa Edward.
00:09:55He's so strict.
00:09:56I know.
00:09:56You might as well just send us to prison.
00:09:58It's probably a lot cheaper.
00:10:00Look.
00:10:01I know your grandpa is not great with you girls.
00:10:04Mom, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Try to understand.
00:10:13Come here.
00:10:15Try to understand.
00:10:17Your grandfather is the ambassador to France.
00:10:20He's a very, very busy man.
00:10:23And he loves you both very much.
00:10:26He just sometimes forgets to show it.
00:10:32I'm sorry you're going to miss the dance.
00:10:35But there will be others.
00:10:36I promise.
00:10:40I love you.
00:10:41I love you too.
00:10:42Love you.
00:10:48I get window seat.
00:10:49No, you also get window seat.
00:10:51Do not.
00:10:51Do too.
00:10:52Mel.
00:10:53Mel, do you have the, uh...
00:10:54Passports?
00:10:56Allie, do you have the...
00:10:57Tickets?
00:10:58Mom, don't worry.
00:11:00We're like 13.
00:11:01We're not kids anymore.
00:11:10You're on my side of the car.
00:11:12And lots are too.
00:11:14I'm worried.
00:11:15What about them?
00:11:17Ah, about Paris.
00:11:25It was a long flight.
00:11:28Welcome to American Airlines.
00:11:30Our flight today will be cruising in a half to the end of 35,000 feet.
00:11:34Bienvenue sur American Airlines.
00:11:36Nous voulons aujourd'hui à une ligne de croisière de 12 minutes.
00:11:43Allie and I talked most of the way, and then we fell asleep.
00:12:01Allie and I talked most of the way, and then we fell asleep.
00:12:12Look at the Eiffel Tower.
00:12:16Look at the Eiffel Tower.
00:12:16Oh, look at that.
00:12:17Take a picture, ready?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:20This is Chandeliers.
00:12:22This is where all the major shopping is.
00:12:25Oh, I still want to go here.
00:12:26Look how cute that boy is.
00:12:29Look at that car.
00:12:30Oh my gosh, it's so tiny!
00:12:34Arc de Triomphe!
00:12:40I get to practice my friendships, it's so cool.
00:12:44Look at that building!
00:12:47Beautiful bridge.
00:12:49I wonder if Grandpa will have any time for us.
00:12:52Hope so.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:13:06Yes, the ambassador is very interested in your position.
00:13:10I will have to get back to you on that. Au revoir.
00:13:16I'm Jeremy Bluff, special assistant to the ambassador.
00:13:18Your grandfather is just finishing up a conference call.
00:13:21Now, which of you is which?
00:13:22I'm Melanie, she's Ali.
00:13:23For today.
00:13:28Tough crowd.
00:13:40Wow!
00:13:41Wow!
00:13:42For a civil servant?
00:13:43Grandpa's doing all right.
00:13:46Is that my granddaughters?
00:13:48Hi, Grandpa!
00:13:53Welcome to Paris!
00:13:58It's been far too long.
00:14:00Almost 15 months since I've been to the States.
00:14:03Oh, Francois!
00:14:03My granddaughters!
00:14:05Alison and Melanie!
00:14:07Charles de Mademoiselle!
00:14:10Ah, Henri!
00:14:12My granddaughters, they just arrived in from the States.
00:14:14Ah, honoured and thrilled.
00:14:16I am Henri, and no, I have no hot dogs or peanuts butter.
00:14:20Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a casserole just moments from dessert.
00:14:25Jeremy, just in time.
00:14:35Unfortunately, girls, I've got a very busy schedule this week, so I will be unable to chaperone you around the
00:14:40city.
00:14:40However, my good assistant Jeremy here will be happy to act as your tour guide.
00:14:45Me?
00:14:46But, sir, I...
00:14:47It's all been arranged.
00:14:48I've got a full itinerary set for each day.
00:14:52Yes, sir.
00:14:53I'll take care of it, sir.
00:14:54We're stuck with Boarzilla.
00:14:56We'll be spot fun torturing him all week.
00:14:58Let me remind you, young ladies, that while you were here, you were a representative of the American people,
00:15:03and I expect you to comport yourselves like such, as ladies.
00:15:08Is that correct?
00:15:11Here is the library.
00:15:13Down the hall is the drawing room.
00:15:15Wow, a room just for drawing.
00:15:17I'm impressed.
00:15:18And your room is up the stairs.
00:15:20Second door from the left.
00:15:27Dorothy, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore.
00:15:46I'm all married.
00:15:48The American cooking, it tastes like the caca poo poo.
00:15:56I will not serve the hot biggie doggies.
00:16:09Straight from the feet of my style.
00:16:11And they can't lose.
00:16:13It's all right.
00:16:33What the devil is all this noise?
00:16:36You mean the music?
00:16:37No, I mean my granddaughters.
00:16:40This behavior is entirely unacceptable here in the embassy.
00:16:45Now, dinner is going to be served promptly at 1900 hours.
00:16:48I expect you girls to be on time and dressed for the occasion.
00:16:51Is that understood?
00:16:52Yes.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:58We were in Paris for 10 minutes, and we were already in trouble.
00:17:02Little did we know, our stomachs were about to be in even bigger trouble.
00:17:06First course.
00:17:07Escargot Henri.
00:17:09Served at precisely 129 degrees centigrade or...
00:17:12All he's lost.
00:17:14Bon appetit.
00:17:15Thank you Henri.
00:17:17You can eat up now girls.
00:17:18What is this up Francois?
00:17:21Escargot.
00:17:22That is so French.
00:17:23We're eating escargot.
00:17:25Girls, I had no idea you liked snails.
00:17:27Help!
00:17:31Oops.
00:17:39Potet du fatua.
00:17:42That would be...
00:17:44The poached liver of a force-fed goose.
00:17:49Frog legs in a lemon butter sauce.
00:17:55Calf's brains.
00:17:59Check, please.
00:18:04I'm starving.
00:18:06I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
00:18:08I feel your pain, but what are we going to do, order a pizza?
00:18:15Listen, my dear.
00:18:16Nobody in this MSC would order this pizza hat.
00:18:20Nobody would order Henri.
00:18:22Misocis, misocisson?
00:18:23Yes.
00:18:25Don't forget the tip, Henri.
00:18:28Hello.
00:18:29112 francs, please.
00:18:30No, it's not believeable.
00:18:33Here, 120.
00:18:35Go ahead.
00:18:35Thank you, Henri.
00:18:36Oh, but no!
00:18:38What a clip, huh?
00:18:42Jeremy, I'm holding you personally responsible for the welfare of the girls this week.
00:18:47Sir, you can count on me.
00:18:48I...
00:18:51I've got everything under control.
00:18:56Unlock the door.
00:19:01Unlock the door.
00:19:03Unlock the door.
00:19:09Unlock the door.
00:19:11We have a very busy day today, girls.
00:19:14From 10 to 1, we do the lube.
00:19:17That's what's in the lube is a rock baguette!
00:19:19Girls, quit!
00:19:24Hey, we're walking here!
00:19:27What are these guys doing?
00:19:29Girls, girls!
00:19:30Get away from them!
00:19:32Girls, boys!
00:19:34Ah, pardon.
00:19:35Je ne sais pas vu.
00:19:39What'd he say?
00:19:40Who cares?
00:20:02The third deadlash shots.
00:20:08Pinch me
00:20:11Ow, that hurt
00:20:14Jeremy, you've got to pay attention
00:20:15We can't even keep our eye off you for one minute
00:20:18Yeah, you're a mess
00:20:19You know, this is the kind of thing that gives Americans a bad name
00:20:23Okay, girls
00:20:24Busy day, get in line for the museum
00:20:28Let's be open-minded
00:20:29Okay
00:20:31I'll take the one in the red
00:20:33I'm talking about the museum
00:20:35Oh, right
00:20:36I'll still take the one in the red
00:20:37Welcome to the Louvre
00:20:40Home to nearly 20 miles of halls
00:20:44400 rooms
00:20:45And over 1 million works of art
00:20:49Shall we?
00:21:31Come on, girls
00:21:34We're late for lunch
00:21:352,360 paintings
00:21:39847 sculptures
00:21:41846
00:21:43The last one was the security guard
00:21:50Yes, yes, the ambassador's very interested in your position
00:21:55Hello, would you like to order something?
00:21:58Jeremy, it's totally rude to digital during lunch
00:22:01Totally
00:22:03I think I'll order some drinks to start
00:22:05You're going to order for us?
00:22:06Do you want to order for us?
00:22:10Do you want to order for us?
00:22:10Thank you
00:22:11My French teacher says I'm a natural
00:22:18Fish?
00:22:20I didn't order this
00:22:21Good food
00:22:23Good food
00:22:24No
00:22:25Yes
00:22:26Excuse me, girls
00:22:28Perhaps I can help you
00:22:30When you order poisson, that means fish
00:22:33Boisson means drink
00:22:35Nice going, Madame Croissante
00:22:39The coca light
00:22:44I'm Brigitte
00:22:46I'm Melanie
00:22:46This is Ali
00:22:49Hey, you're Brigitte
00:22:50Oh, she just said that
00:22:52No, the Brigitte
00:22:53The supermodel
00:22:54No, she's not
00:22:57Is she?
00:22:57Are you?
00:22:59I'm afraid so
00:23:00Oh, my God
00:23:01You were on the cover of Trash Chic magazine
00:23:03You were wearing that Jean-Paul Gaultier bathing suit
00:23:06Oh, no
00:23:06Don't tell me you spend all day with your nose buried in those fashion magazines
00:23:10Well, not all day
00:23:12She usually breaks it up with some boy scoping or some malt trolling
00:23:18I was exactly the same at your age
00:23:20So, is this the first time in Paris?
00:23:23Well, Paris is such a magical city
00:23:26Full of adventure and romance
00:23:28Oh, and here is the world's best shopping
00:23:31And the world's cutest boys
00:23:33Do you have a boyfriend?
00:23:35Ali?
00:23:36As it happens, I travel a lot for work
00:23:39And there's not a lot of time for boyfriends
00:23:43Thank you
00:23:45Thank you
00:23:51Thank you
00:23:51Thank you
00:23:53Thank you
00:24:11Be careful how you use your French
00:24:14Ciao, girls
00:24:15Nice to meet you
00:24:16And remember, this is Paris
00:24:17Have fun
00:24:18Ciao
00:24:20Alright, girls
00:24:21Let's go
00:24:22Time to see the rest of the museums
00:24:25Museums?
00:24:26As in the plural?
00:24:27In the plural...
00:24:29Oh
00:24:29Oh
00:24:46You miss my soul
00:24:46I'm sorry
00:24:46You?
00:24:47I'm sorry
00:24:50You?
00:24:51You?
00:24:53You?
00:24:58Would you pass the salt, please, Mr. Ambassador?
00:25:04So what did your girls learn today?
00:25:07Learned?
00:25:07Jinxing!
00:25:13Girls?
00:25:15What exactly is going on?
00:25:17Oh, I just jinxed her grandpa.
00:25:19Now she can't talk till I say her name.
00:25:21Gee, what a shame.
00:25:24Mr. Ambassador, sir, I was wondering if you've had the opportunity to review my physician
00:25:29paper on the Clean Water Treaty and...
00:25:31Belony, Melanie, Melanie...
00:25:33Melanie!
00:25:36Melanie.
00:25:37Melanie.
00:25:39As I was saying, sir, I believe...
00:25:41Jeremy, we've been over this before.
00:25:43Saturday night is not your concern.
00:25:45What's happening Saturday night?
00:25:46Well, the embassy is hosting a gala banquet for the French foreign minister and his wife.
00:25:51You girls will get the chance to see diplomacy at work first-hand.
00:25:55Sounds like Snorzilla the sequel.
00:25:59Man, this country is weird.
00:26:01Grape juice with dinner?
00:26:02No, no.
00:26:02It is not grape juice.
00:26:04It is...
00:26:06Wine.
00:26:10If I'm not mistaken.
00:26:18I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over the wine spritzer.
00:26:21It was an accident.
00:26:22Why can't he be like other grandfathers?
00:26:25You know, the sweet old guy who sits in a rocking chair and brings us presents and tells
00:26:29us how smart and funny we are?
00:26:32Face it.
00:26:33We don't have a grandfather.
00:26:34We have an ambassador.
00:26:36The best thing that's happened to us since we've been here is nearly being run over by
00:26:39those two French boys.
00:26:43For once, you and I totally and completely agree.
00:26:48Maybe we can see them again.
00:26:51Hello?
00:26:51There's like a zillion people in the city of Paris.
00:26:54What are you going to do?
00:26:55Look in the yellow pages under cute Parisian boys driving mopeds?
00:26:59No.
00:27:01Under Le Fleur de Chance.
00:27:04The flower shop.
00:27:05Do you prefer daisies or roses?
00:27:12Girls, we're going to lose our lunch reservation.
00:27:17Sparkles?
00:27:18Mmm, too risky.
00:27:20Hat?
00:27:21Mix blocks your face.
00:27:24Gotta hand it to you, Allie.
00:27:25If we pull this off.
00:27:28Showtime.
00:27:43Delivery for Melanie Potter.
00:27:45That's me.
00:27:47Livre son pour Alison, Potter?
00:27:50Oui, je m'appelle Allie.
00:27:52Ah, vous parlez français?
00:27:54Oui, un peu.
00:27:55Comment vous appelez-vous?
00:27:56Uh, Michel.
00:27:58Jean, it is very nice to feed you.
00:28:03It means nice to meet you.
00:28:06Between his English and your French, I don't think you'll ever fight about anything.
00:28:11Hey, I have a great idea.
00:28:13Why don't you guys come to lunch with us?
00:28:15Eh, awful.
00:28:18It means awesome, I think.
00:28:22Girls?
00:28:24Can we please?
00:28:26Who are they?
00:28:27Jean and Michel.
00:28:29Is that supposed to mean something to me?
00:28:31Oh, it should.
00:28:32They're coming to lunch with us.
00:28:34I don't think that's a good idea.
00:28:36Come on, Jeremy.
00:28:37It was a reservation.
00:28:38Follow up.
00:28:46Jean's father owns a boutique du fleur, a flower shop.
00:28:50During spring break, we deliver flowers for him so we can make money to buy new instruments.
00:28:54That's so cool.
00:28:55Do you guys have a band together?
00:28:57Yes.
00:28:58Me and four other guys.
00:28:59The video heads.
00:29:03Doesn't anybody drink regular water here?
00:29:06Like, come a-sink?
00:29:07Only if you want to be, how you say, talking to Ralph on the big white phone.
00:29:13Do you like your school?
00:29:16Eh, once the rain comes, I am sad.
00:29:19Uh, maybe we better stick to French.
00:29:22Uh, what's the way they mix reggae and hip-hop is totally original.
00:29:37Their lyrics are like, uh, poetry.
00:29:40Totally.
00:29:42Excuse me while I visit the boys' room, please.
00:29:44I'm feeling kind of nauseous.
00:29:51Would the mademoiselle care to order?
00:29:53Uh, I'll have the chicken.
00:29:54Du poulet with the sauce on the side, s'il vous plaît.
00:29:57Poulet de mid-day.
00:29:59You cannot get the sauce on the side.
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why?
00:30:04Because Chef Zingaro will not allow it.
00:30:07Eh, comment z'ai tu palais a cette super fille de cette façon?
00:30:11Eh, tu es laillée à tron des singes volants.
00:30:15Bravo.
00:30:17Bravo.
00:30:21What did he say?
00:30:22Eh, loosely translated it.
00:30:24He said, uh,
00:30:25how dare you talk to that beautiful girl that way?
00:30:28And, uh,
00:30:30he is, uh,
00:30:30rear-end of a flying baboon.
00:30:33That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
00:30:37Eh, it was, uh,
00:30:38anything.
00:30:41What you are saying?
00:30:43This is not Paris.
00:30:44Come with us.
00:30:46We will show you the rule, Paris.
00:30:48Ah, the air plus plus,
00:30:50as you say.
00:30:52We're so there.
00:30:54Let's go.
00:31:06Les gamines,
00:31:07où sont elles?
00:31:08No.
00:31:09No.
00:31:09Meet you in front of the embassy at five.
00:31:11Remember, leave a good tip.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14No.
00:31:14Girl.
00:31:15Wait.
00:31:16Wait.
00:31:18Girl.
00:31:19Wait, wait.
00:31:20Think of my career.
00:31:26I hate kids.
00:31:28We'll be able toku so much better.
00:31:32I'm sorry.
00:31:33I can't relinqu regul anime.
00:31:38Leave me wait.
00:31:39This is the sweetest thing to do.
00:31:43But that's why I'm with you.
00:31:47Shudder, shudder, stick right through my head
00:31:53Stick right through my head
00:32:04Killing me is much more foul
00:32:08Slide down my side and slide down my side when it's done
00:32:16That's why I'm your one
00:32:20Shudder, shudder, stick right through my head
00:32:26Shudder, sugar, stick right through my head
00:32:28Shudder, stick right through my head
00:32:30I love it!
00:32:32Stick right through my head
00:32:35Stick right through my head
00:32:39Stick right through my head
00:32:41Are you having fun?
00:32:43I'm having fun!
00:32:45Stick left in my head
00:32:49Shudder, shudder, stick right through my head
00:32:54Stick right through my head
00:32:58Stick right through my head
00:33:01Stick right through my head
00:33:04Die
00:33:15We've been to so many museums, it's all a big blur.
00:33:18I probably wouldn't be able to tell the Mona Lisa from Lisa Simpson.
00:33:23Trace my shoes low at 50 kilometers an hour.
00:33:27You can't appreciate anything that way.
00:33:29Better to see one panting and really see it than to rise by 100 and a blur.
00:33:36What? What's the worry?
00:33:39You'll see how the artist uses light to capture the emotion of the city.
00:33:44Feels like these colors are what we wish we saw every day.
00:33:48Exactly. It's not supposed to be realistic.
00:33:52It's emotional.
00:33:54That's what artists will be about.
00:33:56How you feel when you look at the bent.
00:34:07It's beautiful.
00:34:09And this view is amazing.
00:34:12Paris is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.
00:34:17Now this is real breakfast.
00:34:20Does that food you at the Amazine, no?
00:34:23Oh, yeah, they food us, but nothing we can recognize.
00:34:27You're a funny girl, Ellie.
00:34:30You know, I can get used to this language barrier thing.
00:34:39This has been the coolest day.
00:34:41Yeah, thanks for showing us around.
00:34:42We've had the greatest time.
00:34:45Time?
00:34:45Oh, my God, what time is it?
00:34:494.45.
00:34:50We're supposed to be home at 5.
00:34:51We promised Jeremy.
00:34:52We're on the other side of the city.
00:34:54We'll never make it.
00:34:54Hey, you, making the scene, plotting the scheme, you know what's happening.
00:35:02Hey, you, damn for me care, passion and flare, be without this bell.
00:35:10You, your care and see, your gasoline, your birds are everywhere.
00:35:17Yeah, you, you.
00:35:21Dancing.
00:35:22Oh, no.
00:35:22Dancing.
00:35:22Dancing.
00:35:23That's not fun, no?
00:35:24Yeah, you, dropping the clues.
00:35:28Your front page new.
00:35:29No one left to accuse you.
00:35:33Dancing is free.
00:35:35The old red flag.
00:35:36Are we almost there?
00:35:38I'm on.
00:35:46Dancing.
00:35:51Bye, dancing.
00:35:52Thank you so much.
00:35:57Thank you, bye.
00:35:59Oh, my God, that was so much fun.
00:36:03Do you girls realize that I've been worried sick about you all day?
00:36:07My career would be down the toilet if anything had happened to you.
00:36:10Jeremy, I didn't know you cared.
00:36:13Jeremy, you left me no choice but to let the ambassador know what you've been up to today.
00:36:17Oh, good idea.
00:36:18I'm sure he won't be too upset when he finds out you let us run around town all day with
00:36:23two boys.
00:36:24French boys.
00:36:26Teenage French boys.
00:36:29See you at dinner, Jay.
00:36:41So what did you learn today, girls?
00:36:44Not much.
00:36:48Oh, except did you know Notre Dame has an excellent support system called the Flying Buttress?
00:36:53The builders practically invented the Gothic style of architecture in the 12th century.
00:36:57Could you pass this out, please?
00:37:00Yeah, most of the kings of France were crowned or married there.
00:37:03Did you know it took over 200 years to build?
00:37:06Guess they weren't in much of a hurry.
00:37:08Style dressing, please, Jeremy.
00:37:12Earth to J-Man.
00:37:13Hmm?
00:37:15Oh, dressing, right, sure.
00:37:17Dressing for you.
00:37:19Girls, you have indeed learned something today, haven't you?
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:22And we owe it all to Jeremy.
00:37:28We're supposed to meet the boys at 2 o'clock tomorrow.
00:37:31How are we ever going to pull that off?
00:37:33Well, we can't keep ditching Jeremy.
00:37:35I'm just kind of feeling bad for the bonehead.
00:37:38What we need is a plan.
00:37:40A diversion.
00:37:42What we need is...
00:37:45I've got it.
00:37:57Perfect.
00:38:01Good morning, our favorite tour guide of ours.
00:38:03Good morning.
00:38:05Look, girls, I appreciate that you made me look good in front of the ambassador last night,
00:38:09but that does not give you license to tick me off today, okay?
00:38:12Who?
00:38:13Us?
00:38:13What's the first stop of the day?
00:38:1510 a.m.
00:38:16The Rodin Museum.
00:38:19No?
00:38:20Jardin de Luxembourg.
00:38:21That's weird.
00:38:23Could have sworn.
00:38:24Here.
00:38:28This park sure is pretty.
00:38:30Lots of beautiful things to look for.
00:38:32Let me add.
00:38:33Uh, Jeremy, isn't it a great day?
00:38:37I mean, to look outside in the nature and stuff?
00:38:40Yeah, it's terrific.
00:38:41My allergies are thrilled.
00:38:42Oh, wait.
00:38:44Wait.
00:38:45Wait.
00:38:46Ew.
00:38:48Yes, baby, yes, baby.
00:38:50I appreciate it.
00:38:56Look, Ali, it's Brigitte, the supermodel we met at the cafe.
00:39:00All right, you two girls are friends with the supermodel.
00:39:02I'm having a good time.
00:39:04Ali, Melanie!
00:39:09What a nice surprise.
00:39:13Brigitte, this is Jeremy Bluff, special assistant to our grandfather, the U.S. ambassador to France.
00:39:19Oh, very nice to meet you, Mr. Bluff.
00:39:24Call me...
00:39:26Jeremy?
00:39:27Uh, Jeremy.
00:39:28Call me Jeremy.
00:39:30What a fascinating career you have, Jeremy.
00:39:33Foreign diplomacy has always been an interest of mine.
00:39:36Really?
00:39:37It's a very fascinating and complex field.
00:39:41Oui, oui.
00:39:42That is why I did my postgraduate studies on international relations.
00:39:46Postgraduate work?
00:39:47I did my master dissertation on the Middle East peace talks.
00:39:52My first posting was in Saudi Arabia.
00:39:55Really?
00:39:56Yes!
00:39:58So the Saudi prince says to me,
00:40:00we will sign the accord if you teach us the Macarena.
00:40:04I can't believe she's even buying this, though.
00:40:07So what did you do?
00:40:08Well, you know...
00:40:12Eat, please.
00:40:13We better make a citizen's arrest.
00:40:15You know, I...
00:40:16Okay, phase two.
00:40:18So there I am, all alone, with the Saudi prince and his barber.
00:40:22Uh, Jeremy, we thought it might be fun if you went to the south end of Pont Alexandre at two
00:40:27o'clock.
00:40:28The Pont Alexandre?
00:40:30You know, a bridge boat for the 1900 exhibition.
00:40:32It presents Parasite its grandest.
00:40:36Well, at least that's what it says in the book.
00:40:39There wouldn't be two boys waiting at the other end of this bridge, would there?
00:40:43You met some boys?
00:40:45Wow, you girls don't waste any time.
00:40:47I'm sorry, it's not in the itinerary.
00:40:49But, Jeremy, if we don't show up, John and Michelle will think we stood them up.
00:40:53Then what will they think of Americans?
00:40:55Yeah, what kind of diplomat are you anyway?
00:40:57Yes, Jeremy, what kind are you?
00:41:00The kind of caves, apparently.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:07To the bridge.
00:41:14It's sad.
00:41:15You don't see your grandpa there very much.
00:41:17Yeah, well, I don't think he's too disappointed.
00:41:20He kind of thinks we're a nuisance.
00:41:22Nuisance?
00:41:23Uh, yeah, you know, a pain in the butt.
00:41:27Ah, oui.
00:41:29Paras used to have a swim competition here years ago, but it was canceled because the Seine was so polluted.
00:41:33That's why the Water Treaty is so important.
00:41:37Force each country to clean up after itself.
00:41:40You know, the regular...
00:41:41I'm rambling about water issues.
00:41:43Somebody get the hook.
00:41:44No, no, no, no.
00:41:45I think it's wonderful that you're so passionate about your work.
00:41:49Repeat after me.
00:41:50That geek is a total freak show.
00:41:55That geek is a total freak show.
00:41:59Great.
00:42:00A few more key phrases and you're ready for junior high in California.
00:42:04My father is a butcher.
00:42:06All he ever talks about is meat.
00:42:08Them chop this, pork chop that.
00:42:11He wants me to take over his business one day.
00:42:13He thinks my music is a waste of time.
00:42:15I'm afraid that disappoints him.
00:42:17But you can't stop playing if you love it.
00:42:19I told him it was important to me.
00:42:21He says, you know what's important?
00:42:24A nice filet mignon.
00:42:26That's what's important.
00:42:27Well, I guess it's the same in every country.
00:42:30Adults, they just don't understand kids.
00:42:34Modeling is fun.
00:42:35But it's just a job with a very short-staff life.
00:42:38But next year I'm going back to grad school to get my PhD in international relations.
00:42:43A supermodel and a scholar.
00:42:46You're a very impressive person, Brigitte.
00:42:52American girls.
00:42:53They're different from the French.
00:42:55They like to...
00:42:56Laugh.
00:42:59Clear.
00:43:00Ha-ha.
00:43:01Ha-ha.
00:43:02Oh, you mean laugh.
00:43:03Oui.
00:43:04Laugh.
00:43:05Laugh.
00:43:06They are funny, like you.
00:43:08Parisian girls.
00:43:09They walk around like this.
00:43:11Yes.
00:43:12Yes.
00:43:35Paris is so romantic to get any age.
00:43:39So you really speak four languages?
00:43:42Five, with Japanese.
00:43:44But I'm really not that fluent.
00:43:58Well, I have to get back to work.
00:44:00Uh, so dinner tomorrow night?
00:44:02It's o'clock.
00:44:06Ciao, Jeremy.
00:44:09I'd say we've done you a pretty big favor, Dr. J, wouldn't you?
00:44:14Finding you a supermodel girlfriend and all that?
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:18I wonder how you'll ever repay us.
00:44:26Shh.
00:44:28Girl.
00:44:30Shh.
00:44:32Shh.
00:44:33It's okay.
00:44:34I got it.
00:44:37It's in the back.
00:44:38Wait.
00:44:39Not so fast, Jamie.
00:44:41What?
00:44:42Make sure it's all there.
00:44:47Two large fries and two hamburgers.
00:44:50Wait.
00:44:51Where's my chocolate shake?
00:44:52Give me a break.
00:44:53I ran out of money.
00:44:55Ah, ha.
00:44:57Les voilà .
00:44:59Un thought so.
00:45:03Le Mickey Donalds?
00:45:05In my kitchen?
00:45:06I'm not afraid.
00:45:07I think I'm going to faint.
00:45:08We're sorry, Henri.
00:45:09You're just so hungry.
00:45:10Henri, have you ever even tried a fast food burger and fries?
00:45:14Moi?
00:45:15Je n'ai pas folle.
00:45:15I'm Henri.
00:45:16I was trained at the Cordon Bleu.
00:45:18I don't eat this fast food.
00:45:20You're too stuck in your own ways, Henri.
00:45:22You have to be more open-minded.
00:45:24Au contraire.
00:45:26It is you two who never want to try anything new.
00:45:29Americans are the most clothed-minded.
00:45:32Just look at this one.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:36We'll make you a deal, Henri.
00:45:38We'll try one of your concoctions.
00:45:40If you try one of ours.
00:45:42We will.
00:45:44Bon.
00:45:46You have a deal.
00:45:50With eggs with artichoke.
00:45:54The hamburger and the fries.
00:46:03On the count of three.
00:46:06One.
00:46:08One.
00:46:09Uh.
00:46:10Two.
00:46:13Two.
00:46:15Wait.
00:46:18It's called a hamburger.
00:46:19You have to use your hands.
00:46:20Hamburger.
00:46:21Yeah.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:30One.
00:46:32Uh.
00:46:34Two.
00:46:36Two.
00:46:38Three.
00:46:40Don't cry.
00:46:46Mmm.
00:46:46Not bad.
00:46:47Ah.
00:46:48Je vois-la.
00:46:49I told you.
00:46:49French cuisine is the most exquisite in the world.
00:46:53Oh, he has a very refined palate.
00:46:55I don't understand.
00:46:55How people eat this rubbish is junky.
00:46:58This trash.
00:47:00This rubbish.
00:47:01Here, Henri.
00:47:03Try it with this.
00:47:05Ketchup.
00:47:06Ketchup, ketchup.
00:47:07Trust me.
00:47:09Huh?
00:47:11Huh?
00:47:12It's been junky.
00:47:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:17Thanks for taking us out, Miss Jakes.
00:47:20Oh, I kind of got a craving for one myself.
00:47:23Mmm.
00:47:24I forgot how good these things are.
00:47:29So, why do you always look so miserable, J-Man?
00:47:32Yeah, why do you stick around the embassy if you hate it so much?
00:47:35Well, I don't, I don't hate it.
00:47:38I'm just frustrated.
00:47:40You know, you know, I've been in embassy operations for three years.
00:47:43I can't seem to get your grandfather to take me seriously.
00:47:46You know, move me up to a policy position.
00:47:49That's rough.
00:47:50Sort of like when I wanted my mom and dad to move me up to a PG-13 movie.
00:47:55They wouldn't take me seriously.
00:47:57Until I proved to them that I was old enough to handle it.
00:48:00How'd you do that?
00:48:02Well, I acted real mature.
00:48:04And when that didn't work, I whined.
00:48:07A lot.
00:48:09They cracked like an egg.
00:48:11Jeremy, can I offer you some advice?
00:48:14Do I have a choice?
00:48:16Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.
00:48:20Shoot.
00:48:21Okay, well, around us, you're always in control and bossy and stuff.
00:48:27But around Grandpa, you're a, a chicken.
00:48:32Thanks, that's it.
00:48:34All I'm saying is that you've got to stay enough of yourself and get a big mouth, like Melanie.
00:48:40Yeah, like me.
00:48:43Wait, what?
00:48:44Gotcha.
00:49:05You're going to post, monsieur.
00:49:07Thank you, Francois.
00:49:09And tell the girls to turn that noise off.
00:49:12Oui, oui, monsieur.
00:49:18Your breakfast, monsieur.
00:49:23What it blazes, is this?
00:49:25Pommes frites.
00:49:26French fry.
00:49:29Bon appétit, monsieur.
00:49:38The whole staff has gone batty.
00:49:52Good morning, ladies.
00:49:53Morning, Jay.
00:49:54So, what's the itinerary for today?
00:50:03What do you want to do today?
00:50:06Shopping.
00:50:07I don't do shopping.
00:50:12I do shopping.
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:26Ah, oui.
00:50:28Ah, c'est bon là .
00:50:29Viens.
00:50:31Oh, c'est tout ça.
00:50:35Oh, la pose, là .
00:50:42And like that?
00:50:44No.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:55This one? Oh, this with my trust.
00:50:57Oh, that would be great.
00:50:59And this one? This one for you.
00:51:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:05Oh, that's so beautiful, huh?
00:51:13Oh, that's so beautiful.
00:51:15Oh, that's so beautiful.
00:51:19Oh, that's so beautiful.
00:51:23Oh, that's so beautiful.
00:51:23Oh, that's strange.
00:51:25Like that.
00:51:26One, two, three, attitude.
00:51:30Attitude.
00:51:31Like that.
00:51:32And then we turn.
00:51:35Attitude, attitude, attitude, always. Attitude.
00:51:38Like that.
00:51:40Très des blumenons.
00:51:42Un, deux, trois, quatre.
00:51:44Photo, photo.
00:51:51Okay, let's go.
00:51:53Attitude, always.
00:51:54Attitude, always.
00:51:55Attitude, always.
00:52:02The dinner menu, monsieur.
00:52:05The menu's fine.
00:52:06Thank you, Francois.
00:52:07And make sure the girls are on time for dinner.
00:52:10The mademoiselle are very tired and wish to be excused, monsieur, ambassador.
00:52:16Mm-hmm.
00:52:19Cross check.
00:52:22Jesus.
00:52:42We did it.
00:52:43Get out of here with your bed, Matt.
00:52:44So, so.
00:52:48Look.
00:52:49They're coming.
00:52:50Remember the true test.
00:52:52Yep.
00:52:53Can they tell us apart?
00:52:54If not, it wasn't meant to be.
00:53:03Hi, Melanie.
00:53:04Ali.
00:53:09I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.
00:53:13And you almost made it.
00:53:17Girls, where are you going?
00:53:19Uh, John and Michelle were just showing us where to pick up some tea for grandpa.
00:53:25See you later.
00:53:27Really?
00:53:27Well, I'll just call him and see if there's anything else you might need.
00:53:31Okay, okay.
00:53:32John and Michelle invited us to dinner.
00:53:34Way to hang tough, Al.
00:53:36We didn't ask for grandpa's permission because we knew he'd say no.
00:53:40He just doesn't understand how important this is to us.
00:53:48Hello, Francois.
00:53:49This is Jeremy.
00:53:50Please tell the ambassador that I have taken the girls out for an ice cream.
00:53:58Bonsoir.
00:54:01So where are you taking them?
00:54:03Uh, favorite restaurant.
00:54:05Secret place.
00:54:07Secret place?
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Great.
00:54:10You'll be at the Place de la Concorde in three hours.
00:54:14Don't be late.
00:54:15I'm holding you too personally responsible.
00:54:17No excuses.
00:54:18Comprenez-vous?
00:54:19You have to worry.
00:54:21He means you don't have to worry.
00:54:24We promise.
00:54:25Thanks, Jay.
00:54:26Three hours.
00:54:28Trois heures.
00:54:32I thought we were going to the Eiffel Tower for dinner.
00:54:35And so we are.
00:54:37This is amazing.
00:54:39It's beautiful.
00:54:42This is your secret place.
00:54:44You can see for miles.
00:54:47This is incredible.
00:54:51Mademoiselle.
00:54:52Welcome to the restaurant.
00:54:53Jean Michel.
00:54:56Is it good for you?
00:54:59Angela and I were together for three years.
00:55:03I don't know if I was afraid of commitment or if she was just the wrong person, but I buried
00:55:08myself in my work.
00:55:10Finally, she got fed up with me.
00:55:12She ran off with some guy she met at a club med in the Bahamas.
00:55:18Violins, please?
00:55:20I'm sorry.
00:55:22Sorry.
00:55:22Oh, don't be.
00:55:24So, what about you?
00:55:27What about me?
00:55:28Oh, please.
00:55:29Come on.
00:55:30A well-educated, gorgeous, supermodel, unattached.
00:55:35There's a story there.
00:55:39There was someone.
00:55:41We were engaged.
00:55:43Ooh.
00:55:44The plot thickens.
00:55:48He was a Grand Prix driver, traveling all around the world.
00:55:53And I was a fashion model doing the same.
00:55:56One day I saw a picture in the tabloid.
00:55:59It said we were the most romantic couple in the world.
00:56:03Doesn't sound so bad.
00:56:05We never even spent more than three days together.
00:56:09Some whole months.
00:56:12Neither one of us wanted to compromise our careers.
00:56:16So...
00:56:16So, here we are, two uncompromising workaholics who can't make a relationship work.
00:56:27You know what?
00:56:29Jeremy, the truth is that if a relationship was right, both people want to make it work.
00:56:35C'est comme ça.
00:56:37Tu sais?
00:56:40Ooh.
00:56:41The gelati looks delicious.
00:56:43Do you want to split the chocolat?
00:56:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:56:45I'm more of a vanilla kind of guy.
00:56:49I love chocolat.
00:56:54So what shall we do?
00:56:57Hmm?
00:56:59One chocolate gelati, please.
00:57:01To share.
00:57:05Good evening.
00:57:08Chocolate.
00:57:09Mm!
00:57:11The lights of Paris are so unbelievable.
00:57:15It takes my breath away.
00:57:18Are you feeling sick?
00:57:20No, it's just an expression.
00:57:26Melanie, our band's video heads are playing tomorrow night at the dance.
00:57:30Yes?
00:57:32Would you like to go with me?
00:57:34Of course.
00:57:36That sounds awesome. I'd love to go to the dance with you.
00:57:40Oui, oui?
00:57:41Oui? We're happy for to go, you.
00:57:45I actually understand your English.
00:57:47Oui? Oui.
00:57:52What?
00:57:53Well, when we were nine, Ali and I went to Disneyland for the first time.
00:57:57And I thought this was the best day of my life.
00:58:02I didn't think life could get any better.
00:58:09Mmm, this chocolate eclair is très magnifique.
00:58:13What? What's so funny?
00:58:22What do you mean, off limits? There's no sign anywhere.
00:58:29It's forbidden here. You don't know how to read?
00:58:32What does it say?
00:58:34Not trespassing.
00:58:37Veriters will be executed.
00:58:41Prosecuted.
00:58:43I'm not sure which one is worse.
00:58:51Anything?
00:58:54I'd better call the ambassador.
00:58:58How could you be so irresponsible, Jeremy?
00:59:01Look, you want me to trust you?
00:59:03Where are my granddaughters?
00:59:06Sir, all I can do is apologize and say I am so sorry.
00:59:10I thought...
00:59:11You're sorry?
00:59:16I don't know what came over me.
00:59:18How could I have been so stupid?
00:59:20It wasn't stupid.
00:59:21It was romantic and sweet.
00:59:23If anything happens to those girls...
00:59:25No, no, no, no.
00:59:25They're fine, Jeremy.
00:59:27I'm in intuition.
00:59:29They're fine.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30Come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:43Guess what?
00:59:44We got right home.
00:59:46Um, are we in trouble?
00:59:49Yes, we are.
00:59:52Ellison, Melanie, I'm very disappointed in you.
00:59:57As United States ambassador to France,
00:59:59I cannot have my granddaughters being hauled into police headquarters,
01:00:03gallivanting around Paris with two delinquent little French boys.
01:00:06But, Grandpa, you don't even know them.
01:00:08Sir, if I might say one thing.
01:00:09I will deal with you later.
01:00:11No, sir.
01:00:13No, sir.
01:00:14You'll deal with me now.
01:00:18Allie and Melanie don't deserve this.
01:00:21Your granddaughters are two terrific kids
01:00:23who came to Paris to have fun.
01:00:26And they met two boys
01:00:27who introduced them to the crazy, fun Paris
01:00:31that you once knew yourself, Edward.
01:00:35Allie and Melanie are so smart, so fun, so full of life.
01:00:40You could find that out for yourself, sir,
01:00:42if you would just take the time to get to know them.
01:00:47You are very close to insubordination, young man.
01:00:50Well, I'm about to get a little closer.
01:00:54I gave you my position paper on the water treaty a week ago.
01:00:57You have yet to read it.
01:01:00I have something to offer here.
01:01:03But I see now that my contribution is falling on deaf ears.
01:01:08So, Mr. Ambassador, with all due respect,
01:01:12I quit.
01:01:13What?
01:01:14Jeremy, you can't.
01:01:15Not because of us.
01:01:17No, no.
01:01:19Thank you both.
01:01:21You've given me the courage to do
01:01:22what I should have done months ago.
01:01:35Shall we?
01:01:40Girls,
01:01:41you are forbidden to see those boys ever again.
01:01:45Is that understood?
01:01:46But, Grandpa...
01:01:47End of discussion.
01:01:49End of discussion.
01:02:05Mel?
01:02:06I heard it.
01:02:11Sounds like a rock on the window.
01:02:15A rock on the window!
01:02:17A rock on the window!
01:02:24Bonsoir, mon crème brûlée!
01:02:26What are you doing here?
01:02:27How did you guys get past the guards?
01:02:29These Marines?
01:02:31Nice guys.
01:02:33Oh, we're very sorry for getting you in trouble.
01:02:35Don't worry about it.
01:02:36It all worked out okay.
01:02:39Except...
01:02:40We have some bad news.
01:02:42We can't go to the dance with you tomorrow night.
01:02:45But you guys should invite someone else.
01:02:48Never.
01:02:50Either we go with Melanie and Alipotter,
01:02:52we go alone.
01:02:53Right, Sean?
01:02:54Right!
01:02:55Shh!
01:02:59It's not just the dance.
01:03:02We can't see you anymore.
01:03:05What?
01:03:06You can't see us again?
01:03:08Never?
01:03:09Hello?
01:03:10Who is out there?
01:03:11Guys better go.
01:03:12We don't want you getting in any more trouble.
01:03:22Goodbye, beautiful girl.
01:03:28Don't forget us.
01:03:41Now we're going to break the arms.
01:03:43If you're going to get down the arms.
01:03:48Let's do it.
01:04:01mercury content parts per billion do you understand this stuff i didn't know jeremy was this smart
01:04:09he hides it well may i come in come in we just thought we'd get a jump start on packing
01:04:21i see
01:04:24do you mind if i sit down sure sure
01:04:32girls um i want to apologize
01:04:37and what you did was wrong but perhaps i deserve some of the blame i should have spent more time
01:04:44with you this week believe me i understand that paris has a certain allure a way of making you
01:04:51want to be spontaneous i remember i met your grandmother here do you know really
01:05:00you see at the end of world war ii
01:05:06i was a soldier stationed here in paris and your grandmother was a nurse and when the war was over
01:05:12i was afraid that i'd never see her again and i'd only known her a few short weeks
01:05:20but i spent every last frank that i had to take her on a boat ride down the seine
01:05:27she thought i was saying goodbye
01:05:31just as we passed on their lapopnev
01:05:35i asked her to marry me
01:05:39and she said yes and uh
01:05:43we were together for 45 years
01:05:47well grandpa you never told us that story before
01:05:52well i guess we haven't done much talking in the past have we
01:05:59before i forget it these are for you
01:06:05i thought you might need something nice to wear for tonight
01:06:08they're beautiful
01:06:10thank you
01:06:15well this is our last night together so uh
01:06:19let's enjoy it and make up for lost time what do you say
01:06:21sure
01:06:22okay
01:06:25grandpa
01:06:27why is this dinner so important to you
01:06:30well
01:06:32let's just say that there are some people who think that it's time for me to retire
01:06:37don't you want to retire
01:06:39me?
01:06:40and do what?
01:06:41besides there's a lot of fight left in your old grandpa
01:06:44i'll see you downstairs
01:06:50so
01:06:50the tin man has a heart after all
01:06:55it was our last night in paris
01:06:57but our first official state dinner
01:06:59grandpa was hosting the shindig for the french foreign minister
01:07:03and a lot of other very important people
01:07:20here they come
01:07:22monsieur foreign minister de Beauvoir
01:07:25madame de Beauvoir
01:07:27my granddaughters
01:07:28mademoiselles melanie
01:07:30and alison porter
01:07:31Enchanté, mesdames et messieurs.
01:07:34Nice to meet you.
01:07:36Je suis ravie de faire votre reconnaissance.
01:07:40This is their first trip to Paris.
01:07:42Really? And how do you like our fair city?
01:07:45Paris est la plus belle ville que chaves de pain.
01:07:48Edward, she is a gem.
01:07:51And where did she learn to speak such excellent French?
01:07:54Not in one of your American schools, I trust.
01:08:00What is this? A hamburger?
01:08:02Non, non, non, Monsieur le Ministre.
01:08:04It's a new delicacy I call Boeuf Melanie.
01:08:15Mmm, c'est délicieux.
01:08:18A truly unique creation. Bravo, Henri.
01:08:37Grandpa was doing his best to convince the foreign minister
01:08:40that France should find the clean water group.
01:08:44But he wasn't having much luck.
01:08:48Your arguments, Edward, are excellent.
01:08:52But we're not convinced to finance it.
01:08:56We're dying here.
01:08:57He doesn't think his government should sign.
01:08:59We've got to do something to help Grandpa.
01:09:04France Waps.
01:09:16I understand your concerns, Mr. Foreign Minister,
01:09:18but we believe the treaty benefits both of our countries.
01:09:21I would like to be able to help you, my friend,
01:09:24but we are unconvinced that it is in our national interest.
01:09:29So, we will speak no more about it.
01:09:37And what, what is the meaning of this?
01:09:40I'm certain I have no idea, Monsieur Foreign Minister.
01:09:43I, who is responsible for this?
01:09:46We are.
01:09:48You better have an explanation, young ladies.
01:09:51We do, and it's a very good one.
01:09:53Take it away, Mo.
01:09:54Me?
01:09:56You watch all those legal shows?
01:09:58Time for closing argument.
01:10:04Well, sir, France has always prided itself
01:10:06on being at the cutting edge of water technology.
01:10:10And, uh, stuff.
01:10:14Napoleon Bonaparte built aqueducts and a modern sewer system
01:10:18so France would have the most happening water system in the world.
01:10:21I had no idea.
01:10:22And still, what do sewers have to do with anything?
01:10:26Uh, well, it's not so much the sewers, Monsieur Dubévois,
01:10:31but what they represent.
01:10:33Napoleon understood national pride,
01:10:35and the Parisians used to drink out of fountains
01:10:37and swim in the Seine for fun.
01:10:39But, not anymore.
01:10:41Every time we ask for water in Paris,
01:10:44it comes in the bottle.
01:10:45I mean, hello?
01:10:47Is this the kind of world we want to live in?
01:10:49Is this the kind of water we want to drink?
01:10:52Where the mercury content is 27 parts per billion,
01:10:56and it makes you glow in the dark?
01:10:58I don't think so.
01:10:59Jinx!
01:11:02Uh, Allison?
01:11:04Melanie?
01:11:05Thanks.
01:11:05So I ask you, ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:09what cost is too high
01:11:10when your health and your place in history are at stake?
01:11:23Edward,
01:11:24I am sorry to report.
01:11:27Your granddaughters are more persuasive than you are.
01:11:33Oh, bravo, young ladies.
01:11:36Your esprit, your elan, your spirit.
01:11:38We do not have this kind of passion
01:11:40amongst our young people these days.
01:11:43Salut.
01:11:44Oh, zut.
01:11:47Edward,
01:11:48I have decided to reconsider.
01:11:50I will petition my government
01:11:52to sign on to the Clean Water Treaty.
01:12:05Merci beaucoup, monsieur de Beauvoir.
01:12:08Pas de quoi, mademoiselle.
01:12:10François!
01:12:12Water for everyone.
01:12:17It was a wonderful evening, Edward, my friend.
01:12:21Thank you for the most entertaining evening
01:12:23I have had in years.
01:12:24And these girls,
01:12:26they are gems,
01:12:28both of them.
01:12:29Come, madame de Beauvoir,
01:12:31before I come to my senses
01:12:33and change my mind.
01:12:35Mesdames,
01:12:35madame de Beauvoir.
01:12:37Au revoir.
01:12:43Au revoir.
01:12:45Au revoir.
01:12:58Thank you, grandpa.
01:13:00Let's go get ready.
01:13:01Hurry, girls.
01:13:02I'll take you myself.
01:13:04Come on, grandpa.
01:13:04Let's dig our heads down the top.
01:13:06Now, girls,
01:13:06as an ambassador,
01:13:07I cannot ride around
01:13:08with my head stuck out of a...
01:13:10Oh, I'm down.
01:13:14Now, this is my feet.
01:13:16Wave, grandpa.
01:13:21Bonsoir.
01:13:23Bonsoir.
01:13:23Bonsoir.
01:13:25Bonsoir.
01:13:26Bonsoir.
01:13:27Bonsoir.
01:13:27Bonsoir.
01:13:40Bonsoir.
01:14:11Jeremy? Brigitte?
01:14:13Hey!
01:14:14What are you guys doing here?
01:14:15This is Jeremy's last chance to chaperone before we start this new job.
01:14:20Job? What new job?
01:14:21Senior Policy Advisor to the American Ambassador.
01:14:24Seems I've been rehired.
01:14:26And promoted.
01:14:27Give it up for the J-Man.
01:14:29Woo!
01:14:30Hi, Melanie.
01:14:31Hi.
01:14:32Hey, how are you?
01:14:33May I have the stats?
01:14:39Oh, I'm not very good at this.
01:14:54I don't know when I'll see you again, Melanie.
01:14:56Well, when the video head's good famous, maybe you'll tour LA.
01:15:01I'll email you every day.
01:15:04I'll email you twice a day.
01:15:06Three times a day and that's my final offer.
01:15:11I miss you, funny girl.
01:15:14I miss you, too.
01:15:22When you said we see the real Paris, I know you meant the police headquarters.
01:15:26I wish you did not have to leave tomorrow.
01:15:36To be young and in love.
01:15:39Oh, but I am, Mademoiselle.
01:15:41I miss you too.
01:16:18Allie, Melanie, you don't want to miss your flight!
01:16:21I've specially prepared a patty as an appetizer, and...
01:16:26Guiche Lorraine has an entrée for your flight. It's just eggs. You like it.
01:16:32Thank you, Henri. Yeah, thanks.
01:16:33Now you tell them, my Guiche Lorraine must be served at precisely 114 degrees centigrade or...
01:16:39All is lost?
01:16:47Well...
01:16:48Let me know. Let me know. I will certainly miss your food projectiles, mademoiselle.
01:16:58A tout à l'heure, girls.
01:17:01A tout à l'heure, François. A tout à l'heure to you, too.
01:17:06Well, girls, we'd better get going.
01:17:08That's all right, Jeremy.
01:17:10I think their grandfather ought to take them to the airport, don't you?
01:17:14I'll wait for you in the car, girls, all right?
01:17:15I'm done.
01:17:18I'll wait for you.
01:17:19Bye, we'll miss you.
01:17:22Mwah.
01:17:22We're gonna play.
01:17:36So, uh...
01:17:40Well, uh...
01:17:41Guess you guys, uh...
01:17:44Gotta hit the...
01:17:45Jamie, I'm not gonna get all mushy-gushy on this, are you?
01:17:49Yeah, the last thing the State Department needs is a mushy-gushy diplomat.
01:17:53That could kill your rep big time.
01:17:57Thanks for everything.
01:17:59We're gonna miss you, you know.
01:18:03Get over here.
01:18:09Let's see you back in the States.
01:18:11Okay.
01:18:12I promise, okay?
01:18:13Okay.
01:18:13We better get going.
01:18:16I miss you guys.
01:18:18Bye.
01:18:18Bye.
01:18:19Take care of them, Mr. Ambassador.
01:18:21I'm very proud of you girls.
01:18:23No, I mean, I'm proud of you ladies.
01:18:26Thanks, Grandpa.
01:18:28You're welcome.
01:18:29Hey, come on.
01:18:30We've got a plane to catch.
01:18:32We've?
01:18:33Hm?
01:18:41I'm taking a vacation.
01:18:43I want to spend some time chillin' with my totally A++ family.
01:18:49Awesome!
01:18:54Awesome!
01:19:00Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:19:01I!"
01:19:06Jinx!
01:19:08Oh, don't worry. Grandpa did finally unjinx us.
01:19:14So, that was the end of our Paris vacation.
01:19:17And boy, we came home with some great memories.
01:19:44We were only gone for a week, but we changed for a lifetime.
01:19:50And we rode through Paris on the back of their moped.
01:19:53And their band played at this really cool dance.
01:19:57Okay, not everything changed.
01:19:59But hey, Rome wasn't built in a day.
01:20:03It says here that Rome's streets are paved with the history of civilization.
01:20:07And AFCA's grasslands have some of the world's largest herds of elephant, giraffe, and zebra.
01:20:12So many amazing places in the world. How are we ever going to see them all?
01:20:19Hey, Allie. Hey, Melanie. Oh, hey, Kyle. Hey, Shane.
01:20:23Oh, that's Kyle. I'm Shane.
01:20:28You guys want to get some fro-yo at the mall?
01:20:30Thanks, but, uh, we've got homework. Maybe some other time.
01:20:36Now, where were we?
01:20:38I think it was Africa.
01:20:40Allie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful adventure.
01:20:48No, no. It is not quite juicy. It is...
01:20:52Wine. If I'm in Chile, if I'm not in Chile, man.
01:20:57Oh. Oh. Oh.
01:21:03What is it?
01:21:04I am a fool.
01:21:07Come on, boy.
01:21:10Come on, boy.
01:21:14What is it?
01:21:18Come on, boy.
01:21:26What is it?
01:21:28Uh, yes, improved.
01:21:30Promoted.
01:21:31Promoted.
01:21:34Promoted.
01:21:44Don't go away.
01:21:48She did.
01:21:53I'm sorry.
01:21:54I'm sorry.
01:21:58I know the world will scream.
01:22:00And I'll say your head will admire you.
01:22:03Girls, I had no idea you like Clamp Clamps.
01:22:07We didn't ask for Grandpa's.
01:22:09We didn't ask for.
01:22:12We didn't ask for Grandpa's position.
01:22:15We didn't ask for Grandpa's permission.
01:22:18We didn't ask for.
01:22:19Why, I'm not one.
01:22:22Sugar, sugar,crick up into my Forschung.
01:22:35Biggraph pin.
01:22:37Biggraph pin.
01:22:41Biggraph pin.
01:22:45Biggraph pin.
01:22:50Oh, except, did you know that gothics...
01:22:55The builders practically invented the gothic style of architecture in the 12th century.
01:22:59Could you please stop?
01:23:01Pass, please.
01:23:12I see.
01:23:15I don't see it.
01:23:16Look out! Go, go!
01:23:18Oh, jeez.
01:23:20Oh, jeez.
01:23:24Ah, here they are.
01:23:31Monsieur...
01:23:31Ah, here they are.
01:23:33So you'll see me eat. You want me to eat stuff?
01:23:37Oh, thank you.
01:23:40Ew.
01:23:48I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over...
01:23:51Yeah.
01:23:53I can't believe Grandpa had such...
01:23:56I can't believe that...
01:24:03That's why I'm your one.
01:24:06Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:24:10Hmm?
01:24:10Yes, well, get back to that.
01:24:12Oh!
01:24:14Napoleon understood National Pride.
01:24:17And...
01:24:18Why are you shaking your head?
01:24:30I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over the...
01:24:34I can't believe a...
01:24:37I can't believe a...
01:24:38Wow...
01:24:40Hmm...
01:24:41I can't believe a...
01:24:43Cut.
01:24:46Can you care to play with me...
01:24:51If you are the...
01:25:12I can't believe you know the dizzy dude.
01:25:13I can't believe.
01:25:14I think their music is so...
01:25:17Day three.
01:25:18I can't believe you know the dizzy dude.
01:25:20I think the way they make...
01:25:22Take four.
01:25:24That's so...
01:25:33I expect you girls to be on time and dressed for the occasion.
01:25:37Is that understood?
01:25:38Yes.
01:25:43Why can't you be like other grandfathers?
01:25:46You know, the sweet old guy who...
01:25:50Where the mercury content is twenty-side...
01:25:53Where the mercury...
01:25:55Play with me.
01:25:57If you want, we can climb a tree.
01:26:02Then maybe we'll watch TV.
01:26:04And I will be...
01:26:07What you need.
01:26:10I can't believe you're here.
01:26:11I can't believe I am.
01:26:13Cause I know what to do.
01:26:15I can't believe you're here.
01:26:17And you'll feel how I...
01:26:19To make you a myth and friend.
01:26:22Why don't you tell me?
01:26:36What a crow...
01:26:36Here I am.
01:26:37Shine my hand.
01:26:39Survive by you.
01:26:39Cause I know what to do.
01:26:41Give me a hand.
01:26:43You'll feel how I...
01:26:45Make you a man.
01:26:47And then what an traverse.
01:26:51What a terrible day
01:26:55What a terrible day
01:27:05Kids movie
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