00:27What the hell, this concept is amazing!
00:29I wish I'd thought of it first!
00:31Yeah, no, Carlina was right.
00:32This really is like elite clubbing, it's super lit.
00:35They bought a baseball and turned it into a nightclub.
00:38All the drinks are frozen.
00:39I'll remember it forever. They're frozen.
00:42Mary? Seriously? What are you talking about?
00:45Yeah, I'm not gonna do that unless I meet the right person, k?
00:47Who makes me feel seen and isn't like some psychopath.
00:51Well, except if it's Leonardo DiCaprio.
01:00Hello there, this is Leo.
01:02Welcome to our estate.
01:03Caro and I are getting married soon.
01:05On my birthday, it's gonna be epic.
01:07We're gonna be couple of the year for sure.
01:09Or not.
01:15Hey, sorry to interrupt, Caro.
01:17Caro, we've got a meeting for the strawberry party at the Pertenencia.
01:20Ana, I'm kind of doing something important here.
01:23Could you please go deal with it?
01:24Oh, okay.
01:25This is Ana, she's Caro's personal assistant.
01:27Don't mind her, she's always prowling around the house with a sour look on her face.
01:31This isn't your house.
01:32Oh, come on, there's no need to be negative, Ana.
01:35Come on, chin up.
01:36Or at the same punta.
01:36Vamos arriba, girl.
01:38Oh, that looks delicious.
01:39Well, I'm a bit surprised that Carlina decided to skip out on going to Pertenencia,
01:44especially because it's the strawberry party.
01:47It's a strawberry-themed party.
01:49I can't think of a better event for her.
01:51I'm not sure why she wouldn't go.
01:52She's just feeling overwhelmed with the wedding birthday party.
01:56Tell me how you're feeling, Ana.
01:58Get off my back, Sabadell.
01:59Math.
02:00One of the more recognizable sins.
02:02It's understandable you'd be really angry about this.
02:06What the hell is that man doing?
02:09Excuse me, sir, who are you?
02:11Uh, the food and safety inspector.
02:13Name's Cacho.
02:14You manage this establishment, Mamacita?
02:16Yes, I was expecting a special delivery today.
02:18This odor is foul, okay?
02:19It reeks of piss.
02:20It's just terrible.
02:22Like everyone's pissing.
02:23Everywhere but the actual toilets.
02:25I don't know if you can smell it, but it's making my eyes water.
02:27No, I'll go ahead and call my administrator and um...
02:31Is this what happens when you do a bump of coke?
02:33Huh?
02:34Eat a pizza and then Bumba!
02:36Mess of acid just rallies on the ground.
02:39Terracotta and tiger scratches put on the wall.
02:41I dive head first.
02:42We're in the mud now.
02:43It's a disaster.
02:44What are you saying, dude?
02:45I'm shutting down your club now, Mamacita.
02:48Ana, it's my favorite party of the year.
02:50Come on, they can't shut down the club, right?
02:53Then take care of it.
02:54I'm trying to book a place for my wed day and you're ruining my life.
02:57Like, come on, Ana.
02:57What the hell?
02:58I mean, you're such a...
03:00Excuse me.
03:01Sorry to bother you.
03:03Did you say you wanted to book a place for a wed day party?
03:05I'd be glad to assist you.
03:07Yeah, it's like the most important event in my life and I'm stressed because I can't find anything that's cool
03:11and original enough for the event.
03:12Great.
03:13I'm excited to assist you.
03:14Let's begin with these three options.
03:16El Palacio San Miguel.
03:18An ideal spot for a big wedding with a Versailles pop theme and a large private concert.
03:22I hadn't thought about that.
03:24I can continue with other suggestions if you would like.
03:26Okay.
03:27What else you got?
03:28The second option is La Ruelle.
03:30The possibilities are endless there.
03:32You can set up a Victoria's Secret style fashion show or if you would like, you could produce a large
03:36concert in the style of Coldplay.
03:37Super tacky and so not my taste.
03:392005 is so dated.
03:40I apologize.
03:41Let me think.
03:42The kind of place you want, a combination of glamour, exclusivity, and naturalistic elements does not exist in this city.
03:49Then where?
03:49Where should I be looking?
03:50The luxury hotel in Bariloche is nestled between two very large and majestic lakes.
03:55Its dreamlike grounds are wholly enchanting and the scenery is unparalleled.
03:59There's also the possibility of arranging private plans for all your special guests.
04:03Ooh la la.
04:04Okay.
04:04So who are you exactly?
04:06My name is Chechi.
04:07Hello there.
04:08Would you like my assistance in the wedding planning?
04:11I would also like to be a friend if you would like one.
04:15Wow.
04:15Oh my god.
04:16I love you.
04:16You're like a robot AI thing, right?
04:18Okay.
04:18Can you make me a caramel macchiato that's fully dairy free?
04:22Take it.
04:27I love everything you say.
04:29You're hilarious.
04:29Artificial intelligence is actually hilarious.
04:31I can't believe you make coffee.
04:33Like I'm totally gonna miss my niece on this caramel macchiato you made.
04:37You're so funny, girl.
04:38Wait.
04:38Is your name Chechi because of Chechi?
04:48Hey!
04:49Hey!
04:49Hey!
04:49Hey!
04:49What are you doing?
04:50Stop!
04:56They keep their money in snow banks.
04:58That's like the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
05:00Oh.
05:01Carl.
05:01Don't panic.
05:02I'm taking care of everything.
05:03We still can't find the closure forms, which is still a little weird.
05:06I know.
05:06But I promise I'll take care of it.
05:08Okay?
05:08It's okay.
05:09Chechi's got it.
05:10I'm taking care of everything.
05:10Chechi?
05:11This is Chechi, my new assistant.
05:13What?
05:14I won't be needing your help from now on.
05:16Leo told me that I couldn't trust you anymore, so we're done.
05:18It's over between us.
05:20Goodbye, Fabiana.
05:22Great.
05:23Now the fat's over with.
05:24Chechi, one double macchiato with extra salt.
05:28Of course.
05:49It's a shame.
05:51Why are you here?
05:52Why are you?
05:54You heard, Caro.
05:55It's over.
05:55Bye-bye, Fabiana.
05:56How did you know that?
06:00Hey, I'm her soulmate.
06:01She tells me everything.
06:02There are no secrets between us.
06:05You can't change your destiny, Mamacita.
06:07Oh, I know what you're doing.
06:08I'm sorry, but you're just not that talented.
06:11And super aggressive.
06:13Listen, if you really care about Caro,
06:16then I recommend you stay away.
06:19Just let her be happy, okay?
06:32It was such a wonderful night.
06:34And then I looked up and saw the sign, and I just got emotional.
06:37Like, come on.
06:38How could I not, right?
06:39It was just perfection.
06:40Come on, girl.
06:41How long has it been since we had you all to ourselves?
06:43You and Leo are always together.
06:45Yeah.
06:45Leo says that most soulmates are close like that.
06:47By the way, where's Ana?
06:49I don't want to talk about it, okay?
06:51Not going to say anything.
06:52What happened, though?
06:53Wait.
06:53Remember the special Caro surprise?
06:55What?
06:56It's your bachelorette party!
06:58Oh, amazing.
06:59But what is it?
07:00It's your bachelorette party!
07:02Oh, OMG, I love.
07:04But what are you planning?
07:05That's the thing.
07:06It's a secret.
07:06Oh, nice.
07:07Leo really loves secrets.
07:08No.
07:08The idea is that Leo has no idea.
07:10Well, the thing is that we kind of share everything with each other.
07:13No, no, no.
07:14It's a secret between the three of us.
07:16No one else can know.
07:17That's the rule.
07:18Okay.
07:19Then maybe we should call it something else, like cotton candy.
07:22Let's split a cotton candy together.
07:25That's a secret!
07:26What's a secret?
07:27Cotton candy!
07:35Mom!
07:36The internet!
07:36Don't shout, moron.
07:38What are you doing here, dumbass?
07:39Dumbass?
07:39I'm rubber, you're glued.
07:41Dumbass squared, one for me, one for you.
07:42Seriously, stop stalking my woman.
07:45Well, she'll figure it out eventually, dude.
07:47Oh, really?
07:48Hm?
07:49Well then, I guess I'll be grabbing Ma.
07:51Cause I've got a video of you dry-humping little Tatine.
07:54That's right, Uncle's puppy.
07:56I only humped him as a joke.
07:57And while we're here, how were you stupid enough to store a severed arm in my freezer?
08:02Are you crazy?
08:03Cause you stored it in the freezer in Ma's patio.
08:06Well, nobody uses that freezer.
08:08Hey, I use that freezer.
08:10Yeah, for what?
08:10What?
08:11Seriously, stop bothering Carolina.
08:13She didn't do anything to you.
08:16And take that wig off your head.
08:18Don't touch it.
08:20If you try to put an end to my plans for Carl, I swear to God, I'll murder you.
08:24Bye!
08:27How do you do it?
08:28Bye-bye!
08:29Cheers.
08:30See you wherever it is.
08:31Bye.
08:39Bye.
08:41Bye.
08:45Bye.
08:46Bye.
08:48Bye.
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