00:11Interviewing both Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds was insane.
00:14I'm sure it was.
00:14Did you see the movie?
00:15Yes, of course. I love movies.
00:17You know, I gotta say, I'm really feeling this chemistry between us.
00:20If we were a couple, we'd be dominating social media and posting these collabs with our little Insta handles at
00:25the top and everything.
00:26So what would you bring to a deserted island?
00:27Sorry, this is boring.
00:28No, no, no. It's okay.
00:29I've got to go.
00:30See, that's how I know, because when people are bored, they get up and go.
00:32That's what everyone does.
00:33One second, they're following you, and they love you, and then they hate you, and unfollow you,
00:37and then suddenly they all cancel you because they didn't link something you said one time.
00:41I'm just going to go to the...
00:41See, now you're going to leave, because everybody leaves.
00:43No one ever stays.
00:44Just relax, Harrow.
00:44You don't... My name's not Harrow.
00:46That's what my mom calls me whenever she's pissed at me.
00:48Damn it, now I've ruined everything.
00:50Man, why'd I bring up my mom? You're such a weirdo, Harrow.
00:53Okay.
01:00Yeah, it's like a whole thing. You'll have a freakout, and then he makes a sponsored post
01:03and begs you to share it.
01:04Okay, yeah, it was super weird.
01:06Well, I swear, this new hydration trend feels more like bladder torture.
01:09What was the goal again?
01:1020 liters every 12 hours, or like 12 every... I can't... I don't know.
01:14Oh, hey, what about that guy from Money Catch? When's that date?
01:17Tomorrow. But honestly, I'm not getting my hopes up, Eva.
01:19Getting a boyfriend before I turn 30 just isn't realistic.
01:22Okay, I'm five liters in, and I can't take it anymore. I'm done.
01:24Let's just focus on the party. Now, for the singers, we could get Amelia or Nikki.
01:29Just get some kind of magician or a clown or whatever. It doesn't matter.
01:31Caro, come on. It's your 30th birthday. That's two kinses in one.
01:36Well, I guess when you put it like that.
01:38Okay, I can't do this. I really, really can't. My water's gonna break. I think my swim bladder's overflowing.
01:42Come on, girl. You gotta pee.
01:44Hey, look. It's Leo. You can stay. We're just friends, but whatever.
01:47Bye. Don't come back. Kidding.
01:49I'll order the cookies for the dessert table.
01:51Amazing. Leo?
01:53You took so long to answer me.
01:54Sorry. I've been hanging with Peeba and Leela. You know, my besties.
01:57How was the date?
01:58Disaster. I can't even talk about it.
02:00So what's next for you?
02:02Well, Laferona has a new video out today.
02:04Nice. I'm a big fan of his.
02:05Wait a minute. Aren't you super anti-screen?
02:07Oh, I'm sorry. I guess my phone cut out. I just got excited because I heard Pharaoh and I love
02:11Egyptian history.
02:12Really? Tell me the name of a Pharaoh then.
02:14Please don't butt in, Ana.
02:15I don't think any of them really had one.
02:17Cleopatra was a Pharaoh, right?
02:19Ana, why are you here?
02:20Your dad called. He wanted to know if you found a venue for the party.
02:23Oh.
02:24Okay, I gotta go.
02:25And Ana, just so you know, I know Nefertiti and Nufret. That's two pharaohs.
02:31You're obviously lying. You just looked it up online.
02:33I know you're looking out for Caro, but it's really obvious that you're biased against me.
02:37Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
02:38Sorry. My screen time limit's almost up.
02:40Hey, enjoy your date tomorrow.
02:42Okay. Kisses.
02:44Ana, if you're just gonna attack Leo, I'll be forced to find another nicer assistant.
02:49Oh, Jesus. It just keeps coming out of me, doesn't it?
02:53Hey, Leland, do you think it was actually 2.0 liters, not 20 whole liters?
02:58What's Leo's last name? Or has nobody figured it out?
03:00Isn't it just Leo?
03:01I thought it was Leo DiCaprio.
03:03His name is not DiCaprio. That's a different person.
03:05What if this Leo's last name is also DiCaprio on ad?
03:08Wait, why are you asking?
03:09Because when I Google him, nothing comes up.
03:11He's the most suspicious man I've ever met in my life.
03:13And Caro wants to fire me now.
03:15Just relax, okay? Caro's just nervous because she's got her date with the other guy tomorrow.
03:18It's gonna go great, so don't worry.
03:20I'm sure he'll be nice and normal, too.
03:21I can't believe he chose this lovely place, and now we're here, and the sun is shining.
03:26I don't know. I'm just really happy.
03:28It's almost like it sort of feels like we're on a little outing together, you know?
03:31Caro, sorry, but I went all out last night.
03:34Just want to be honest. I did.
03:36God, you're so crazy and beautiful, you know?
03:39What would you bring to a deserted island?
03:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, these parents, huh?
03:43They'd have soft squawking, do they?
03:45It's crazy. Are you feeling this heat?
03:47It's a freezing heat, or no?
03:49Yeah, they said it was supposed to get up to 100 degrees.
03:51I thought about jumping in the lake earlier today, but the lake water's pretty gross.
03:55It is. Hey, listen to this.
03:57So my mother has an apartment in Coleyales, and my brother lives in Mexico, so I said let's sell it.
04:01I ain't gonna tell my brother.
04:03I'm having a great time.
04:05You?
04:05So great.
04:06Yeah.
04:07My God, just look at those eyes. Now battle ash for me.
04:10You're killing me, that look.
04:11I booked you as a model for a rock magazine.
04:14Hey, seriously, I used to make moolah, got it? During the Coralito.
04:17Can you tell me what I'd bring to deserted island?
04:19No. No, sorry, my phone keeps...
04:21No! I'm sorry, just let me...
04:24No, stop it! Mariano, what are you doing? You idiot!
04:26Wait, wait, I'm sorry. No, stop! You can't go home! Romina's there with the girls!
04:29You're sick, Mariano! You're a sick, sick man!
04:32Hey, fur!
04:33You're a junkie! I'm on the way, you ass!
04:34How do I get back?
04:35Hey!
04:45What happened to you?
04:46I waded through the lake. Dating can be a bit of a wild ride.
04:50Well, third time's the charm, right? That's what I always say.
04:56You landed on your whole ass.
05:15Tomorrow, you'll find what you're looking for.
05:19Trust me.
05:21Yeah, he does seem like a really supportive person.
05:24And I loved his profile. Super cute athletic boys art.
05:27And he's nice, too, so...
05:29Yeah.
05:30Do you know what kind of water this is?
05:31Yes, sir, I do.
05:32Shut up, I'm talking.
05:33If the lady here asks for sparkling water, then the water that you give her should have bubbles.
05:38You expect me to fix this?
05:40I'm fine with still water, it's okay.
05:41Like hell it is. Apologize to her.
05:44Right, I apologize.
05:45It's fine, you're forgiven. Just stop it, Ignacio and Hugo. I like both types of bottled water.
05:49Are you crazy? Stand up for yourself.
05:50I'm not crazy, you're crazy. I gotta make a call.
05:52Oh, no, you're not going anywhere.
05:53You can't tell me what I can and can't do.
05:55No, you don't...
06:00Stop it. Seriously, stop.
06:06No.
06:31Let's go.
07:02Let's go.
07:07No, my hair is really dirty.
07:10What would you bring to a deserted island?
07:13I wouldn't need anything if I could bring you.
07:22Looks like your carriage is waiting, princess.
07:24I just hope you make it back before the magic wears off.
07:27That's Sabato, my driver.
07:29He and P-Ban Lila are looking for me.
07:46Hey, pretty boy.
07:49What's up, man?
07:51You barely missed my eye?
07:52That wasn't part of the deal.
07:54That cost extra.
07:56Not my fault you couldn't handle it.
07:57And you better pay me, too.
07:59Why'd you kick me back there?
08:01You're an idiot.
08:02Sorry, I improvised.
08:04He's had anything go, so...
08:06Come on.
08:09Two hundred dollars.
08:12Who's the bimbo girl?
08:14Don't you ever talk about her like that, understand?
08:17Because that bimbo girl is going to be my wife.
08:21Okay?
08:23Okay.
08:24Calm down, man.
08:53Agenda ocupada hasta Navidad.
08:57So sorry.
08:59Por ser una estrella que no para de cantar que que es carísima.
09:03No puedo tapar que soy carísima.
09:06Cara como el dólar es carísima.
09:09Ah, ah.
09:10Si naces con esta cara el resto no te cuesta nada.
09:15Todo con dos mangos.
09:18Y es industria nacional.
09:21Sigo facturando.
09:24No se olviden de cobrar.
09:26Argentina actualmente está atravesando una crisis de buen gusto.
09:30Y algunas se ven fatal.
09:32Pelo seco sin pestañas y la frente hasta acá.
09:35Hermana, no puedes.
09:36No es tan complicado ser carísima.
09:39No puedo tapar que soy carísima.
09:42Cara como el dólar es carísima.
09:45Ah, ah.
09:46Si naces con esta cara no te cuesta nada.
09:49Soy carísima.
09:51No puedo tapar que soy carísima.
09:54Cara como el dólar es carísima.
09:57Ah, ah.
09:58Si naces con esta cara el resto no te cuesta nada.
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