00:14Caro Linda
00:42I can never imagine you'd be here, dude.
00:51He's hilarious.
00:53Let's do Frozen.
00:54Yes, Carl.
00:55We got it.
00:56The drinks will be frozen.
00:57I was asking you who we should book for the start of the party.
01:00I don't care.
01:00Whatever's more expensive.
01:01Okay.
01:02Robots on stilts.
01:05Damn it.
01:05You're such an asshole.
01:06What a surprise.
01:07Leo.
01:11The guillotina.
01:12What's that?
01:13I had a friend who planned a birthday for the Kardashians.
01:17Which friend?
01:18Give us a name, please.
01:20Anna, just give him a second.
01:21Don't be so negative.
01:23I'm just asking.
01:23Wow, literal Kardashians.
01:25They invented everything.
01:26The art of contouring.
01:28Being obsessed with your own looks.
01:30Yes, bitch.
01:30And the next big trend?
01:31Birthday parties at the guillotina.
01:33A personal roast.
01:34It's dramatic and dynamic.
01:35A roast?
01:36Like meat?
01:37Because I thought you didn't want to serve that at my event, Mr. Fruvegan.
01:40No, Carl.
01:41A roast is a comedy thing like stand-up, but with bullying.
01:44It's violent and very American.
01:45Don't listen to her.
01:46And besides, I never said roast.
01:48The guillotina involves several comedians at the top of their game,
01:51making witty comments about our one and only birthday girl.
01:54OMG, yes.
01:55Yes, let's do it.
01:56I want to be there.
01:58All right, ladies and gentlemen.
02:00Welcome to the guillotina.
02:01Get ready, because tonight's show is going to be extra special.
02:04The chosen target for our comedians is a super famous star and influencer,
02:09whatever that means.
02:11Caro Pagniaco.
02:13Get ready.
02:14It's about to be fire.
02:15A dumpster fire.
02:18I can't imagine being together with somebody who hasn't been funny in, what, 15 years?
02:22You're so old.
02:24It's such a shame, really.
02:25How much this clown used to make me laugh.
02:28I don't know if you'd remember this, but 40-ish years ago.
02:31Well, I'm going to be 30 in a couple of weeks.
02:33Could have fooled me.
02:34You look older than that with those features.
02:36She's a nepo baby.
02:37She doesn't know what it means to stand in line and wait your turn.
02:40The only lines she knows about are the lines her mother snorts.
02:45Ooh, bad joke.
02:47Isn't that so true?
02:48What are you laughing at, asshole?
02:50What do you do all day?
02:52Sit in your mansion and stare at the wall while touching a lady parts?
02:55I own a couple of clubbing venues.
02:57I see.
02:58Caro, come on, let's go.
02:59Well, our jokes are paying off as well as your dad paid off those club owners.
03:03I don't understand.
03:04He got those for his baby girl.
03:06Instead of giving you love and support, he bought your love with material goods.
03:09You buy that, you bin low.
03:11Come on now, girl.
03:11You got to love these dumb blondes.
03:23Oh, God.
03:24Oh, God.
03:27No, Mom, I can't talk right now.
03:29Oh, well, the show must move on.
03:31Hey, you hear about this one guy who went to Japan?
03:33He wanted to find a jacuzzi, but instead he found the yakuza?
03:42Caro, Caro, are you all right?
03:43I called Sabato.
03:44He's on his way.
03:45I don't want to see anyone.
03:46Just leave me alone.
03:47Caro, wait.
03:48That was absolutely not okay.
03:50But it's true, it is.
03:51So please don't treat me like an idiot.
03:52You're not an idiot.
03:53Listen, I love you and I admire you and I'm not the only one, I promise.
03:57But I can't do anything.
03:58The only thing I have to offer is the stupid inheritance of incredible massive value, okay?
04:02That's why people gravitate towards me.
04:06She's unstable, right?
04:08That's what I wanted to...
04:09That's exactly what I'd like to discuss today.
04:11You three were assholes.
04:13She was already upset, but no, you just kept going and going.
04:18She was crying.
04:23That was incredible.
04:28It's 200, right?
04:29I thought it'd be 200 for each of us.
04:33I'm sorry, but you'll have to share it.
04:35I already settled with my friend over here.
04:37I'm sorry.
04:38It was a mistake.
04:40I should have smoked this morning.
04:41Hey, dude.
04:42Feel free to grab a beer or tequenos, whatever you want.
04:45Why not?
04:47Go ahead.
04:48Tequenos.
04:49That's right.
04:51Is your diet just beer and tequenos?
04:54Flour, fat, alcohol?
04:55How about committing to doing some burpees and making better financial choices, you beta loser?
05:09Karo.
05:10Karo.
05:12Karo, I'm sorry.
05:13I made a mistake.
05:15I feel so guilty.
05:16Please, Karo.
05:18Why did you laugh at what they were saying?
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:21I didn't.
05:21I promise I'd never laugh at that.
05:23It was cruel.
05:23Are you okay?
05:24Come on, talk to me.
05:25I don't need to be comforted, okay, Leo?
05:27We're okay.
05:28We're not crying.
05:28I just, I never thought they'd take it that far.
05:31They hurt you.
05:32Everything they said was true, but you know what?
05:35It may have hurt me, but I think I needed to hear that.
05:39Karo, may I take you for a ride?
05:46Okay.
06:15Thanks, Leo.
06:17I'm feeling much better.
06:19That moped ride was nice.
06:20And you know what?
06:22I ended up having a pretty good time.
06:25I think there are certain experiences that over time make us better people.
06:30They forge our future.
06:32Help us to see who we are.
06:33Or the person we want to be.
06:36My parents almost named me something else, but as soon as they saw me, they chose Karo.
06:41You had some Karo charisma.
06:43Karo's got Karo charisma, huh?
06:45Karo charisma.
06:46Ah, so silly.
06:49Okay.
06:51I've been thinking over the past few days about my future, and I want my future to be a happy
06:58one with great people by my side.
07:00And there's only one person I know who'd make me truly happy.
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