00:16Where am I?
00:18Eva?
00:19Mila?
00:19Amigas?
00:21Wait, who are you?
00:23No, I'm Karo Ponyako.
00:25No, I don't understand.
00:27What are you saying?
00:28I'm Karo.
00:31As you can imagine, it was literally traumatizing.
00:34Like I opened my eyes and looked around, and there's all these doppelcreepers like some
00:38nightmare, but it was like totally real.
00:40I've woken up like that too, all days with a group of people up in my face.
00:44I mean, it's just-
00:45Yeah, it's a lot.
00:46But they're Miguelans.
00:46No, no, no.
00:47They were all Karo's.
00:48Like a bunch of cows.
00:49I guess if everyone's dreamed you're a larnite.
00:52Sakaar, you're about to turn 30, which is such a huge milestone.
00:55So as an early birthday surprise, our own Betu is doing the menu.
00:58Yes.
00:59Actually, I've already been chatting with your party planner, and she wanted me to get your
01:03thoughts on the macarons.
01:04Did you want matcha?
01:05Yes.
01:05Lemon?
01:06I'm not sure yet.
01:07Strawberry?
01:08Yes, strawberry forever.
01:09Of course, and like a flat white.
01:11Oh, absolutely.
01:11But do you have any other coffee-like flavors?
01:13How about caramel macchiato?
01:15Yes, caramel macchiato is adored.
01:17Would you also be interested in having empanadas, just as a little treat for when people get
01:21there?
01:21Okay.
01:22Here.
01:22These are beef ones, fried and pork, right?
01:24What do you think?
01:25Okay, wow.
01:26You're like really going for it.
01:28Woo!
01:28Sorry to interrupt, but I heard that you wanted to introduce us to your handsome gentleman
01:32friend.
01:32Really?
01:33Well, let's just say that this person is super important and super special.
01:36Aww.
01:36Hey, let's-
01:37Let's get a handheld mic for our friend over here.
01:39No need to schmooze.
01:40He's not in the business.
01:41Wow.
01:42Check him out.
01:43He's really cute.
01:44Well done.
01:45As if.
01:45He seems a little shy.
01:47I'm getting DiCaprio, no?
01:48Yes.
01:48He's so handsome.
01:49I'm also getting some K-pop vibes, too.
01:51Hey, man.
01:51How's it going?
01:52Hey.
01:53Sup, guys.
01:53Sorry to put you on the spot here, but after seeing you with Carl, we just wanted to know
01:56if the two of you were dating.
01:58No, she's just my friend.
02:01Oh, wow.
02:02How's my girlfriend?
02:03Yikes.
02:04Wow.
02:08Well, alright.
02:09Let's break.
02:20They were all Carl's.
02:21Carl, Sabaro just pulled up.
02:23We're meeting with the other catering company for lunch.
02:25Actually, Leo asked if you could take me to a place with some healthier options.
02:29Sorry.
02:29I didn't mean to compromise your schedule.
02:31No, you're completely fine.
02:33Uh, be right back.
02:37One of your eyes is brown.
02:41You know, that's actually really racist.
02:44So, you use color contacts?
02:53I didn't want to say it in front of Betulard because I didn't want to embarrass you, but
02:56consuming the carcass of an animal after frying the whole thing in another animal's body fat
03:00is completely perverse.
03:02It's like how when you see a dog and it decides to put its tongue in its butt or on
03:06its ball sack.
03:06I see.
03:07I never thought about it like that.
03:09That's why I wanted to bring you here.
03:11To open your eyes to this delicacy.
03:13And show a lead.
03:16It's 100% seaweed.
03:17And it's soft boiled.
03:21Take a bite.
03:31It was a little shocking at first, but I like that it's healthy and original.
03:34Honestly, even in terms of looks and texture, it's like nowhere near the worst thing I've
03:38ever seen.
03:39So, okay.
03:39It isn't really aesthetic, but it's surprisingly good.
03:41I'm sorry, babe, but you've got the stank of harbor on you.
03:45You gotta think of the VIPs, girl.
03:46You can't serve them seaweed that was pulled straight from the ocean.
03:49They're gonna tear you to shreds.
03:51Well, healthy people eat healthy.
03:53That's what Leo said.
03:54You shouldn't listen to him.
03:56He's like as toxic as they come.
03:57Well, that's exactly what he said you'd say.
03:59So.
03:59Did he also tell you that his eyes are fake?
04:01He wears colored contacts, Karo.
04:03You barely even know this guy.
04:04Fair point.
04:05Do you know about this guy, Leela?
04:08No, I don't know anything either.
04:09We don't know where he's from, where he went to school, if he prefers winter to summer.
04:14Those are important details, Karo.
04:15You're just jealous of me, right?
04:16That's what Leo said.
04:17You're all plotting against me, aren't you?
04:19Cause you can't stand to see me in love.
04:25See?
04:26That guy's manipulating her.
04:27You know, I've never seen Karo like this.
04:30Passionate in love.
04:31She does look more beautiful than usual.
04:33I know.
04:33We really messed up.
04:35Let's support her from now on, okay?
04:37Leo.
04:38Yes.
04:38I know I'm a bit psychopathic for calling you up.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:42But is it cool if I come over?
05:04Bob!
05:04The internet's out!
05:06And for some reason, the orangutan grabs my rear and starts caressing it without warning.
05:10So I jump back like, whoa!
05:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
05:12No need to get frisky, okay?
05:13Your rescuer is not on the menu here.
05:15I'm just here to save you.
05:16That's my job, right?
05:17Ha!
05:18That's amazing.
05:19That's like the funniest story I've heard in my entire life.
05:22It sure is.
05:22Hey, why do you wear contacts that are a different color than your eyes?
05:35Misunderstanding.
05:38I had an incredibly sad childhood.
05:41I had no family.
05:42And I'm afraid that my eyes reflect the sadness within my heart.
05:46Oh.
05:49I'm sorry for asking.
05:51And for assuming the worst.
05:53I just didn't know about your non-existent family.
05:55Don't worry.
05:57Then one morning, I went to the optician.
06:00And I begged to them.
06:01I said, sell me whatever contacts you have.
06:03I'll take anything.
06:04And they gave you Leonardo DiCaprio's.
06:07Who's that?
06:08Sorry, I don't really, you know, watch movies or television.
06:13Wait, I thought you did film stuff for a living.
06:15No more questions.
06:16It's time for us to sit back, relax, and enjoy this moment and this meal.
06:21Tofu turkey, dressed with royal jelly and gelatin.
06:24Wow, it looks delicious.
06:26Also, I'm loving the music you're playing tonight.
06:29I'm glad you like it.
06:30It's actually an original that I composed, using a little AI friend.
06:42Tofu.
06:43Okay, okay.
06:44Let's bring it back to the Q&A session.
06:46Because I've got one for you.
06:47Ask me.
06:49How does it feel to turn 30 years old, like this, still single?
06:54Hmm, is this some kind of proposal or as if?
06:57Yes.
06:59Okay then.
07:04Let's find you a boyfriend.
07:07There's this really cool app, and it'll help you find your ideal partner.
07:11Ah, sounds amazing.
07:13The app is called Money Catch, and I may have gone and made you a little profile.
07:19So, it's designed for people like us with financial education.
07:24How about some turkey?
07:34Carolina, I know it's a cliché, and that you've heard it before.
07:38But that doesn't make it any less relevant.
07:41When one door closes and it can't be opened again, a window opens instead.
08:10Go on and check your messages.
08:14Thanks, Leo Garcia.
08:15What was that?
08:16Oh, nothing.
08:17I've got a date.
08:17Carolina!
08:18Carolina!
08:19Ah!
08:20Carolina!
08:21Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Thanks for listening!
08:59Ohh!
09:05Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:08Oh, oh!
09:12Hmm!
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