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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
00:03There's this girl.
00:04Okay.
00:05She works at the music store.
00:07Really?
00:08Yes.
00:08Uh, this is Chloe.
00:10Hi.
00:10I'm Connor's dad.
00:12Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
00:14She's here?
00:15Yup.
00:16So you got to meet her and I didn't?
00:18That is what happened.
00:25Damn.
00:26Let me. I'm good with those.
00:27I have seen you get my bra off with one hand.
00:31And something's important, you put in the effort.
00:37So, Mother's Day's coming up.
00:39I know. You don't have to get me anything.
00:41You sure?
00:42This ain't one of those times when you say you don't want nothing,
00:44but what you really want is for me to surprise you with exactly what you want.
00:49What? No. Why would you think that?
00:51I've seen it a bunch on TV and it often leads to hijinks.
00:56I promise. I don't want any fuss. I just want a day off with you and Cece.
01:00Well, how about this? I get up with Cece and let you sleep in.
01:04I like it.
01:05Then the three of us can have a picnic at the park.
01:08Fun.
01:09Then we can drop Cece off with their parents and go to a hotel.
01:13And you leave me there to sleep?
01:15Eventually.
01:17You're the best.
01:20So, you doing anything for your mom?
01:23I'm playing around with something.
01:25I'm not doing anything for that psycho.
01:29Come on. It's Mother's Day.
01:31And when it's Psycho's Day, I'll bake her a cake.
01:34What are y'all fighting about now?
01:36She grounded me.
01:37Cause you ran away to Mexico?
01:39Oh, I finished that grounding. This is a whole new one.
01:43For how long?
01:44She said until the devil leaves my body.
01:47So you have till Sunday. Get him out.
01:50Who are you talking to?
01:51No bones! You are grounded!
01:54Hail Satan.
01:57It's just me, Mom.
01:59Oh, hi.
01:59I was talking to her about Mother's Day.
02:02Not dealing with Missy is the only gift I want.
02:04But I am looking forward to seeing you and my granddaughter.
02:09Uh-huh.
02:12I am gonna see you, right?
02:13Well, I actually had plans.
02:17Oh.
02:17But I can rearrange things.
02:19No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
02:22It's no trouble. I want to.
02:24Great! We can all go to church together.
02:27Cool.
02:29I will tell Pastor Jeff to save you a seat up front.
02:32Keeps getting cooler.
02:38Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
02:39Good, good.
02:40So, here's a fun thought about Mother's Day.
03:11I am not going to church on Mother's Day.
03:14Come on. It's just a few hours.
03:17But it's my special day.
03:20Then stay here and celebrate with your mom.
03:22But it's my special day.
03:28You're really not spending Mother's Day with me?
03:30Well, we want to, but it's complicated.
03:34Your reign is over. Deal with it.
03:37You still got Connor. You're around, right?
03:39One of the benefits of unemployment.
03:44See? You get to spend the day with your favorite kid.
03:47I don't have favorites.
03:49Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
03:52I'll make it special for you, Mom.
03:54Flowers, candy, breakfast in bed.
03:56I want to meet that girl you're seeing.
03:58Chocolate. I know you love chocolate.
04:00Come on. Your father's madder. Georgie's madder.
04:03This is the only thing I'm asking for.
04:07Fine. I'll bring her.
04:08Are you sure about that?
04:09No back season.
04:26How long have you been playing the bagpipes?
04:28I'm not sure I do, but who can tell?
04:32Hey, are you doing anything, Sunday?
04:34I don't think so. Why?
04:35My mom would like to meet you.
04:37Great.
04:39Why are you being so difficult?
04:41No, I'm serious. I want to meet her.
04:44Okay. But I'm warning you, she can be a little protective.
04:48It's gonna be fine. Mom's like me.
04:51She might not like that you like me.
04:53Oh, you think I like you?
04:57Of course you do.
04:58I play the bagpipes.
05:08Did you do the sheets or just throw the blanket on top?
05:11I knew I should've waited till you left.
05:15Am I interrupting?
05:17Oh, just making the bed.
05:19You're right.
05:21What's up?
05:22I need help.
05:23Please spend Mother's Day here.
05:25Sorry, we got plans.
05:26But Mom wants to meet Chloe and I need a buffer.
05:29Yeah, I get it.
05:30Tried to hide this one as long as I could.
05:32But now your mom loves me.
05:34You're so cute.
05:37Please, I want this to go well.
05:39Oh, it's gonna go fine.
05:40Your mom wants you to be happy.
05:42You didn't get Chloe pregnant.
05:44Wait, you didn't, right?
05:47No, we're not idiots.
05:48Hey!
05:50I guess Dad'll be there.
05:52Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
05:53Absolutely.
05:56Really?
05:57Because usually he's...
05:58B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
06:00-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
06:04I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending Mother's Day with her mother.
06:08Maybe her mom doesn't live here.
06:09Or maybe they're estranged and don't speak.
06:13I'll get to the bottom of it.
06:16Don't go digging up dirt.
06:18What if she's using him?
06:20Using him for what? He has nothing.
06:24So you admit it's weird.
06:29We have to be there for Connor.
06:31What about my mom?
06:32Here's the worst idea I've ever had.
06:35Bring her here.
06:37How do you like it?
06:40Think about it.
06:41My mom has to be on her best behavior in front of Chloe, right?
06:44So she can't be mean to your mom.
06:46True.
06:47Plus, if we call it brunch, everyone will be happy.
06:50Because ladies love brunch.
06:52I don't want to say that's stupid, but we really do.
06:59Hello?
07:00Hey, Mom.
07:01I was thinking about Sunday, and I had a fun thought.
07:05Well, as long as I get to spend the day with you and Cece, anything is fine.
07:10Terrific.
07:11How about we all get together at the McAllister's?
07:14You want me to spend my Mother's Day with your mother-in-law?
07:19Just brunch.
07:22I do like brunch.
07:33I can totally tickle you right now.
07:36I can totally fire you right now.
07:39You have no whimsy.
07:41Mr. McAllister, can I talk to you about something?
07:44What's up?
07:45I invited my mom to Mother's Day brunch with Mrs. McAllister.
07:48Really?
07:50Hey, would you go ahead and drop this car on me?
07:53Come on.
07:54Connor wants us to be there for him and Chloe, and this is the only way to make everyone happy.
07:58You really think they're going to be happy?
08:00Well, we're going to make a fuss over them.
08:03Who doesn't love a fuss?
08:05What are you doing for your mother?
08:06My mother's dead.
08:08Sorry.
08:10No, she ain't.
08:13Would you let me have my fun?
08:16Whimsy.
08:22Hi.
08:24Hello.
08:25So, I was thinking maybe it would be more special if I spent Mother's Day with you.
08:31Really?
08:32Yeah, and Cece can spend it with her grandma.
08:35Oh, I would love that.
08:36And her other grandma?
08:38Ugh.
08:39Look, I know it's not what you were hoping for, but she really wants to come.
08:43Of course she does.
08:44What better Mother's Day gift for her than to ruin mine?
08:48Well, okay, come on, maybe this is a chance for the two of you to make up.
08:52I'm finally meeting Connor's girlfriend.
08:54I don't want Mary embarrassing me.
08:56Or you end up looking great, because between the two of you, you are the cool one.
09:03The girl at the salon did say I look like Meg Ryan.
09:07I totally see it.
09:09Fine, she can come.
09:11But for the record, I am making a big sacrifice.
09:14Yeah.
09:15But you suffer in silence, and that's what counts.
09:30Aw, what's all this?
09:33Oh, I wanted to leave you a little something before I pick up my mom.
09:36Well, I told you you didn't have to do anything.
09:39It's just coffee and a quart.
09:42Should I open it now?
09:45Sure, go ahead.
09:47I wrote you a poem.
09:50Aw, boy.
09:53To my beautiful wife, the love of my life.
09:55Solid start.
09:57I'm glad you're Cece's mother.
09:58She wouldn't want any other.
10:01That one took a while.
10:04I hope your Mother's Day is da bomb.
10:06Sorry you have to spend it with your mom.
10:10I've never loved a card more.
10:12I'm glad.
10:15What did you think of the sermon?
10:18Powerful stuff.
10:19You were sleeping.
10:21I was praying.
10:27It probably don't need to be said.
10:28Then don't.
10:30Please try and get along with Mrs. McAllister.
10:33I can be nice.
10:34I know you can be, but are you gonna?
10:38Yes.
10:40As long as that B word doesn't start anything.
10:43Okay.
10:44We're getting close, so get all the poison out now.
10:46I am good.
10:48Just gets my goat the way she acts all high and mighty like she's gonna circle.
11:01Relax, I'm great at this.
11:03My other boyfriend's mom loves me.
11:06Funny.
11:07Don't do that around my mom.
11:10Any other no-nos?
11:11Don't talk about politics, religion, or that you see me naked.
11:15I have such a cute story about that mole on your butt.
11:18Also funny.
11:19Please stop.
11:21Don't you think she'd like to hear what an attentive lover she raised?
11:25Oh, God.
11:26Oh, God.
11:27Oh, God.
11:28Okay.
11:29So I was thinking, you sit here, and then Cece right next to you.
11:34Love it.
11:35And then me.
11:37Where's Mary?
11:39There.
11:41Oh, far from the baby.
11:42Perfect.
11:44And then Georgie, Dad, Connor, and Chloe down at the end.
11:49Look, if Chloe's way down there, how am I supposed to talk to her?
11:52Well, those are the seats.
11:55The whole point is for me to get to know her.
11:58And you will, from afar.
12:00Like that lady who watches the gorillas.
12:03I know how to behave myself.
12:07Okay, Connor really likes this girl.
12:09Can you please not embarrass him?
12:11Did I embarrass you the first time I met Georgie?
12:15Very much, yes.
12:16Well, that was different.
12:18He ruined your life.
12:19That's good.
12:20Focus on Georgie.
12:21Bad Georgie.
12:29Happy Mother's Day.
12:30Happy Mother's Day to Bocafue.
12:33Welcome, welcome.
12:34So glad to share my day with you.
12:36Your day.
12:37Yep, it's your day, her day, Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
12:41Big day.
12:42Made some mimosas for the moms.
12:44Yes, please.
12:46Nothing for me.
12:47Oh, are you sure?
12:48It's a celebration.
12:49Baptists don't drink, Jim.
12:51It's also 11 o'clock in the morning.
12:54Are you judging us?
12:56Not me.
12:57Him.
12:58Let's go see your granddaughter.
13:00Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
13:01Well, then we'll wake her up.
13:03Take your time.
13:05We'll just be out here day drinking.
13:11Dad, you remember Chloe?
13:14Oh, of course.
13:15Good to see you again.
13:16You too.
13:16How's it going with all the moms?
13:20You wanted this.
13:25Mom, this is Chloe.
13:28Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. McAllister.
13:30These are for you.
13:31Oh, that's very thoughtful.
13:33It's so nice to finally meet you.
13:36You too.
13:37Chloe, that's a pretty name.
13:40What's your last name?
13:43Maybe it's just Chloe, like Cher or Prince.
13:46Costa.
13:47That ends in a vowel.
13:49Are you Catholic?
13:51Mom, you just met her.
13:53Can we not talk about religion?
13:54Sorry.
13:56Are you a Republican?
14:00So happy to be here with my mother, my wife, who's a mother, and my mother-in-law.
14:06They put that mother right there in the name.
14:09Thank y'all for everything you do, especially the giving birth.
14:12I was in the room for CeCe, and let me just say, y'all earned this brunch.
14:17Well, that is why we did it.
14:19To the moms.
14:21Cheers.
14:22And to Chloe, who is not a mom.
14:26Not that I know of.
14:28You can't help yourself, can you?
14:31Just a little bite.
14:32She talking yet?
14:33Oh, yeah, she called me Nana.
14:35She was trying to say banana.
14:38Well, that ain't what came out.
14:41So, how'd the two of you meet?
14:43I work at a music store, and...
14:45Excuse me, I'd like to hear the story.
14:47Oh, I work at a music store, and Connor was a customer.
14:51I kept going in to buy things as an excuse to talk to her.
14:54So we have you to thank for the bagpipes.
14:57I actually found those in a Goodwill.
14:59Can you believe it?
15:01I really can.
15:02So are you from the area?
15:04I just sort of ended up here.
15:06I was in a band with my boyfriend at the time, and we were touring through the south.
15:10Jim, switch with me.
15:12I'm eating.
15:12It's Mother's Day.
15:13Move.
15:15So I woke up, and he was gone, along with the van and our instruments, and here I am.
15:21Wait, what happened?
15:23Oh, she was in a band with her boyfriend.
15:24He took all her stuff, and he ditched her.
15:26I wanted to hear it from Chloe.
15:31Uh-oh, looks like somebody needs a diaper change.
15:34I'll do it.
15:35You sure?
15:36Never been more sure of anything in my life.
15:41Well, you're so lovely.
15:42I can't imagine any boy ditching you.
15:44Thanks.
15:45You're lovely, too.
15:48Connor, switch with me.
15:49No, thank you.
15:51Mom, chill out.
15:52I am chill.
15:54I am just trying to talk to Chloe, and some people are not giving me a chance.
15:58I'm just being friendly.
16:01Oh, I know what you're doing.
16:03You do, huh?
16:05You are trying to embarrass me in front of my son's girlfriend.
16:09How?
16:09By showing her what normal looks like?
16:13Connor, why don't you go get your backpipes and play us a song?
16:16Okay.
16:16Don't leave me.
16:17Okay.
16:18All right.
16:19Everyone needs to settle down.
16:21This is Mother's Day, and you're the three most important mothers in my life.
16:25And all this fighting is tearing me apart.
16:27Stay out of it.
16:28Stay down.
16:29Stay down.
16:31So, Mary, where's your lovely daughter?
16:35Mother, don't you dare.
16:37Oh, I dare.
16:38I really dare.
16:47I know.
16:48I don't want to go back out there either, but we gotta.
16:51This is why I didn't want to see any of you today.
16:54Yeah.
16:54Well, there's the door.
16:55Why does she get to leave, and I have to stay?
17:00Just so you know, Father's Day is not like this.
17:08Well, that could have gone better.
17:10A plague of locusts would have been better.
17:14Everyone liked Chloe, though.
17:16True.
17:17Too bad I'll never see her again.
17:19I don't think so.
17:21She's really sweet on your brother.
17:23For every ass, there's a saddle.
17:30You know, I have one last present for you.
17:34Why do I feel like this is more of a present for you?
17:37No, no.
17:38It's Mother's Day.
17:39You can just lie there.
17:45Oh, God.
17:47Just pretend we're doing it in Scotland.
18:21Why do I feel like this is more of a present for you to connect to people.
18:22You
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