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00:01In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork.
00:10Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
00:13What are you talking about?
00:15Well, some shows you can hear people laughing and some you can't.
00:18Wonder Years. No one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
00:22I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
00:25Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.
00:31Okay, got the baby down.
00:33Listen to her snore. What a beautiful sound.
00:37Don't you think it's time she slept in her own room?
00:39No, she's fine where she is.
00:41I just want her to grow up to be independent.
00:43Now, hang on. When Mandy was a baby, she stayed in our room a good while.
00:46Yes, she did. And she's still here, Jim.
00:51Hey, if you don't want us, we're happy to leave.
00:53Hold on. For the first time in my life, I got my own bathroom.
00:56I ain't going nowhere.
01:27I wanted to grow up to be independent.
01:29Boy, she pisses me off.
01:34Oh, me too.
01:36The sooner we get out of here, the better.
01:38Well, we're saving money. We got built-in babysitters.
01:41I don't care. Every day I'm in this house with her, a little piece of me dies.
01:45We just got to make sure it ain't my favorite pieces.
01:49Oh, really? And which pieces are those?
01:51Oh, don't make me say it.
01:55But there's two of them.
01:58Come here.
02:01You want to fool around?
02:03Really? I thought you were all pissed off.
02:05I am.
02:07And that turns you on?
02:08Maybe.
02:10This is valuable information.
02:14Think we can do it without waking the baby?
02:15I can.
02:16You're the noisy one.
02:22Oh, dang it.
02:26Y'all left this on the coffee table?
02:39Sleep okay?
02:41I did.
02:43So all the little pieces that died because of me are doing all right?
02:49You know, you could have turned off the monitor.
02:51But I didn't.
02:55Okay, hope y'all are hungry.
02:57Yeah, nice of the kid to make breakfast.
02:59Mm-hmm.
03:01This is where you say thank you, Georgie.
03:02Oh, that ain't necessary.
03:04See, that ain't necessary.
03:08Hello.
03:09Morning, honey.
03:10Hey, Connor. How's it going?
03:12Going well. How are you?
03:15We're family. You don't have to shake my hand.
03:18Understood.
03:22Yeah, that's not what he meant.
03:24It's okay. I'll take it.
03:27How's your music going?
03:29Excellent.
03:30I'm working on a piece in 7-4 time.
03:331, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2.
03:36It's impossible to dance to.
03:40Hey, thanks for the hug.
03:41You're welcome.
03:44I don't know what to do with that boy.
03:46Oh, there's nothing to do with him.
03:48He's just a creative soul.
03:51If it helps, I've got some experience with quirky family members.
03:54Oh, that is true.
03:55Sheldon turned out pretty good,
03:56considering the majority of the folks can't stand him.
04:00Well, what did your parents do?
04:02Well, my mom always babied him,
04:05and my dad was always mad about it.
04:07Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.
04:10Right.
04:11Keep up the good work.
04:15Run this work order back to Reuben?
04:17Sure that's a good idea.
04:20Just give him time, he'll warm up to you.
04:23That's what you said about Mrs. McAllister.
04:25Yeah, I was wrong on that one.
04:27Go on.
04:29Okie dokie.
04:33Reuben, when you're done, we got an alignment waiting.
04:36Yes, sir.
04:37Told you you don't have to call me, sir.
04:39Plain old Georgie's fine.
04:40Look at me taking on some plain old Georgie.
04:44Hey, I'm not giving orders.
04:46I'm just a lowly Smurf working for his lordship.
04:49Lowly surf.
04:51No, I'm pretty sure it's Smurf.
04:54Said one of us is sleeping with the boss's daughter.
04:57Whoa, hold on, partner.
04:58I slept with her, got her pregnant, and then married her.
05:01The order's a little wonky, but I checked all the boxes.
05:04Hey, whatever you say, sir.
05:07Come on, Reuben.
05:08I'm a good guy.
05:09Give me a chance.
05:11I've been here nine years.
05:13How long have you been here?
05:15A couple months.
05:16I'm going to night school to get my bachelor's.
05:19What's your education?
05:21Leventh grade.
05:22And who has the clipboard?
05:24And who has this thing?
05:29Okay, when you put it that way, it seems a little unfair.
05:33How old are you?
05:34If I answer that, it's only going to seem more unfair.
05:38How's it going out here?
05:40It's fine.
05:41All good.
05:41Reuben?
05:42I hate this kid.
05:46Okay, then.
05:47Carry on.
05:52Busy?
05:53Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.
06:00What's up?
06:01I just wanted to apologize for some of the things I said.
06:06Like how living here is killing you?
06:09That is one of the things.
06:14I'm doing the best I can, Amanda.
06:17I know, and I really appreciate you and Dot taking us in.
06:22And I am so glad that you and Cece are here.
06:30And Georgie.
06:32So, what do you think?
06:33Can we start over?
06:34I would like that.
06:36Great.
06:37I'm going to take Cece to her doctor's appointment.
06:39Do you want to come with us?
06:40I would.
06:41All right.
06:43And while we're there, we can ask the doctor if we should be concerned
06:46that she's not talking yet.
06:47She's not even a year, Mom.
06:49She's fine.
06:50Of course.
06:52It's just you were an early talker, and so was your brother.
06:56I don't know about Georgie.
07:01What are you saying?
07:02My daughter's got some kind of stupid gene from her father?
07:05I didn't say that.
07:07But it is interesting that you jumped to it.
07:12Georgie is very smart and more of a...
07:15Work-a-day manner.
07:17He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear him an extra day.
07:23He's frugal.
07:24There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
07:26Hmm.
07:27Work-a-day and frugal.
07:29Quite a catch.
07:31You are a horrible, horrible person.
07:36What time are we leaving for the doctor?
07:38Sure.
07:44Hey.
07:45Shh.
07:49I miss seeing my girls.
07:54What you doing?
07:55Looking for a place to live or leaving.
07:58What happened now?
08:00It doesn't matter.
08:02I just can't be here anymore.
08:04What'd she say?
08:07It's not important.
08:08Mandy?
08:09It's not important, Georgie.
08:11I just want to leave.
08:12Why don't cry?
08:13I'm not.
08:15Dang it.
08:17Georgie, wait.
08:21All right, listen up.
08:22Whatever you said to my wife, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop her right now.
08:25I don't know what you're talking about.
08:27I don't know what I'm talking about either.
08:30But she's back there crying, and she's wanting to leave.
08:33Whoa, whoa.
08:33Let's all calm down.
08:35Audrey, what happened?
08:36No idea.
08:37Amanda came to me and apologized for being rude.
08:40I accepted.
08:41Then before I knew it, she was being rude again.
08:44I'm guessing hormones.
08:47I'm walking away.
08:50If I may, you do have a habit of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.
08:54Name one.
08:55Oh, let's not go naming things.
08:59How about saying that Cece might be dumb like her dad?
09:02She said that?
09:03She said that.
09:04I never said that.
09:05Hey, you can call me whatever you want, but you do not insult my daughter or accuse my wife of
09:10having hormones.
09:12Start packing.
09:13We're out of here.
09:20You got something to say?
09:23I do.
09:25Well?
09:26I'm not saying it.
09:35Comes with your own patio furniture, barbecue, awning.
09:44Nice for entertaining.
09:50And this is your living room slash den slash rumpus room.
09:57It's a little cramped.
09:58Only a problem if you don't like each other.
10:00Well, then that is not a problem for us.
10:03He's a chipper one, ain't he?
10:06Yeah.
10:07Got a full kitchen, fridge, and there's a laundromat about half a mile down the road.
10:11Handy.
10:12Bedroom, bathroom, the end.
10:13You want it?
10:16Can you give us a minute?
10:17Okay, but we got a lot of people circling on this unit.
10:20Do you?
10:23I'll wait out on the veranda.
10:31I know it's not exactly what we had in mind.
10:33We're taking it.
10:34Really?
10:34Yeah, I mean, it sucks, but it's still better than living with my mother.
10:51Still better.
10:59Mr. McAllister?
11:00Office.
11:02Office.
11:02Office.
11:03Office.
11:04Office.
11:04Office.
11:06Morning.
11:07Wasn't sure I'd see you today.
11:10Wasn't sure if I was fired.
11:13Course not.
11:15Is Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
11:17Course not.
11:20But that's my problem.
11:22So, how's the new place?
11:25It ain't much, but it's ours and it's temporary.
11:28Well, look at you always putting a positive spin on things.
11:32Maybe a side effect of being dumb.
11:35Yeah, she didn't mean that.
11:37It don't hurt my feelings.
11:39With a brother like Sheldon, I've been the dumb one my whole life.
11:43That's got to be hard.
11:45I like it when people underestimate me.
11:47Gives me an edge.
11:49You are really something.
11:50Yes, sir, I am.
11:53Any chance I can talk you into moving back into the house?
11:57I ain't the one that needs convincing.
11:59Yeah, well, we got time on the clock.
12:02We'll figure something out.
12:09Oh, what's this about?
12:13Sorry.
12:16Sometimes you remind me of my dad.
12:20Well, that's quite the compliment.
12:24Didn't really hug him when I had the chance.
12:29Now, come here.
12:35Oh, damn it.
12:42I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
12:45Maybe they don't like you.
12:48Oh, ha-ha.
12:50I'm not joking.
12:56Hey, welcome to the Cooper residence.
12:59Cooper McAllister.
13:00Hmm, I'm surprised you put my name first.
13:03Come on in.
13:04Hey.
13:05Hi.
13:06Hey.
13:07I brought you a few things you might need.
13:09Ooh, toilet paper, new towels, a toaster?
13:13Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
13:14Oh, it's got a bagel button.
13:18There's also a blender here.
13:19You could whip up some baby food.
13:21Or margaritas, in case you want to pretend this is all good.
13:27Oh, there's my beautiful girl.
13:31Oh, did you miss your Nana?
13:34I bet you did.
13:36I bet you did.
13:37I just got her.
13:39I'll give her back.
13:43Mary, to toast the new house?
13:46I could toast with ginger ale.
13:48Jesus drank wine.
13:49Because they didn't have schwipps.
13:52I have some.
13:53You're not old enough to drink.
13:55I'm old enough to have a wife, a baby, and a toilet that doubles as a shower.
13:59He needs a drink.
14:03I hope you know you can always come live with me.
14:06Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
14:10Are you sure?
14:11Take a hint.
14:12She doesn't like you.
14:15How about a toast?
14:17To Mandy and Georgie and Cece and their new home, humble though it be.
14:3116 to Lubbock, right on time.
14:36They'd rather live here than with you.
14:50Just so you know, I told Georgie he can keep his job at the store.
14:54Really?
14:55Yeah, really.
14:56You don't discuss it with me?
14:57Well, I didn't want to have an argument.
14:59You didn't want to lose an argument.
15:02Same thing.
15:05The fact that he ruined our daughter's life doesn't bother you at all.
15:09Hey, credit where credit is due, okay?
15:11He's a kid.
15:12If anything, she ruined his life.
15:14Jim!
15:15Would you just admit you miss having them here?
15:20I do miss my granddaughter.
15:22Well, good luck with that.
15:23I don't see Mandy bringing her by for a lot of visits.
15:26She'll come back.
15:27Not until you apologize.
15:29I have nothing to apologize for.
15:32Nothing at all.
15:34Can't think of a single thing.
15:43Well, on the bright side, we've still got our baby boy.
15:49I'll be dancing now.
15:57Here I go.
16:00Oh, careful.
16:04Look at me.
16:06I'm Spider-Man.
16:13Hello.
16:16Hi.
16:17Thanks for cooking dinner for my mom and Meemaw.
16:20It was good to see them.
16:22Meemaw tried to slip me money on the way out.
16:25Sweet.
16:25How much?
16:26I didn't take it.
16:28Oh, Georgie.
16:29I got my pride.
16:31Great.
16:31We live in a matchbox, but we got pride.
16:35A matchbox with a brand new toaster.
16:41Hey, maybe it's time I go back to work.
16:44Really?
16:46She ain't even here yet.
16:48Yeah, I know that was the plan, but plans change.
16:56Andy, I support you in anything you want to do, but I promise I'll get us out of here.
17:07How?
17:10Simple.
17:10I'll make a lot of money.
17:15Yeah, but how?
17:18Never giving up.
17:22Like right now?
17:23See?
17:24You get it.
17:41Oh, hi.
17:42Hello.
17:44Can I help you?
17:46I want to talk.
17:47You sure?
17:49That usually doesn't go well for us.
17:51I'm sure.
17:53Okay.
17:54Take your shoes off.
17:55Oh, you're kidding.
17:56Come on in.
18:03Come on in.
18:09Go ahead.
18:10Say it.
18:12I'd rather not.
18:15Where's my granddaughter?
18:17I sold her.
18:18Got a pretty good price.
18:20Amanda.
18:20She's taking a nap.
18:23So, let's talk.
18:25Right to it.
18:26Okay.
18:37I would like you and Cece and Georgie to come back.
18:44Why?
18:47Because you'll be safer, more comfortable, or pretty comfortable.
18:54Are you going to make me beg?
18:56I'm going to make you apologize?
18:57I'd rather beg.
19:00Okay, then thanks for dropping by.
19:04Fine.
19:11I may have been less than welcoming, and perhaps a little unfair to you and Georgie.
19:21And I am very aware.
19:25I know.
19:34I'm sorry.
19:38Okay?
19:42Sorry, I didn't get that last part.
19:43I'm not saying it again.
19:46Apology accepted.
19:47Help me pack.
19:55You know, Georgie's right.
19:56When you don't hear people laughing, it's hard to know what's funny.
20:00I warmed up a bottle for Cece.
20:03Oh, thanks, Mom.
20:04She's so happy you're back and you're getting along.
20:07It's been one day.
20:10I know, right?
20:11It's crazy.
20:13There you go.
20:15Should we turn it off?
20:16No, no, no.
20:17Turn it up.
20:19Real nice of you to apologize to Mandy.
20:21I know I meant a lot to her.
20:22Good.
20:23I'm glad.
20:25Oh, I am the one you said mean things about.
20:27Oh, Georgie, no.
20:30Excuse me?
20:32You applaud the reason Cece ain't talking is because her dad is some kind of dumbbell.
20:36Hmm.
20:37Set of brass ones on this kid.
20:40I guess I did.
20:42So?
20:43So what?
20:45You hear that?
20:46Who's dumb now?
20:47Mandy, she's talking.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50Hurry, get in here.
20:51I'm coming.
20:53You missed her.
20:54She said that.
20:55Wow.
20:56Smart little girl.
20:58Well, you know, genius runs in my family.
21:01Bye-bye.
21:05Bye-bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
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