- 18 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:04Want to do something later?
00:06Like what?
00:07No Die Hard movies out.
00:09Yeah, I don't know.
00:10He didn't die in the first one.
00:12He didn't die in the second one.
00:14Yeah, it's hard for him to die.
00:16It's right there in the title.
00:18Hey, how about Toy Story?
00:19What's that?
00:20Oh, it's about these toys that come to life.
00:23So a horror movie?
00:24How does that sound like horror?
00:26Chucky's a toy.
00:27When he came to life, I almost cracked my pants.
00:30Georgie, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:32Sure, what's up?
00:34Alone.
00:36Okay, now I really want to hear her.
00:38It's private.
00:39Yeah, yeah. Get to it.
00:42Mandy, please.
00:44No listening from the other room.
00:45Oh, you don't own this house!
00:48So what's up?
00:49Well, the thing is...
00:50Hang on. Mandy!
00:51Oh, phooey!
00:55There's this girl.
00:56Okay.
00:56She works at the music store.
00:58Uh-huh.
00:59I'm thinking of asking her out.
01:01But?
01:02I'm not sure how it'll go.
01:04All right.
01:05I've been there.
01:06You ever talk to her?
01:07Yes.
01:07How does that go?
01:08Unclear.
01:10Why?
01:11Well, she's nice to me,
01:12but she might just be nice to me
01:14because I'm a customer.
01:15Although sometimes she's nice to me
01:16even when I don't buy things,
01:17but she might just be hoping
01:18I'll come back and buy something.
01:20Yeah, unclear really summed it up.
01:23How can I help?
01:25Unclear.
01:28Nobody worse laid Megan
01:30Yeah, yeah!
01:35I don't even know what she said ago.
01:46Hello, too.
01:47Hey, yeah!
01:49Cheers!
01:50I'm not gonna to play this forest earth.
01:52Nice to play with you,рат Olga?
01:52Having a Shimsi
01:52That telescopic river bleep her?
01:52Wow, I
01:53That's what I can tell you.
01:54That niece is now.
01:57All right, it's Bill.
01:59It was a private conversation.
02:01Yeah, yeah. About what?
02:03Well, if he wanted you to know, you'd know.
02:06Oh, come on. I am your wife. We tell each other everything.
02:10Do we?
02:11Well, for the sake of this argument, yes.
02:14Fine. It was about a girl.
02:15No!
02:18That's all I'm saying.
02:19Sure, sure. Okay, so, who is she? What's her name?
02:22I've already said too much.
02:23No, you haven't.
02:24Did he ask her out?
02:25Not yet. Now, stop.
02:27But you'll tell me when he does?
02:28Do I have a choice?
02:29Of course you do.
02:30But not really?
02:31No.
02:34Huh. I wonder why he went to you. I'm the one with more dating experience.
02:38Well, obviously, I've got some moves with the ladies.
02:42Yeah, did you tell him to lie about his age and knock her up?
02:46Joke all you want. That worked.
02:56All right. How do you want to play this?
02:59If I knew how to play it, I would have played it. I'm not a player.
03:03Fair enough.
03:05Introduce me and I'll talk you up.
03:06What are you going to say about me?
03:08I don't know. You're a nice guy.
03:11I am nice.
03:12You're fun.
03:13I am fun.
03:16Great musician.
03:17I really am quite the catch, aren't I?
03:20That's good. Women lack confidence.
03:22What about the part that I'm unemployed and live over in my parents' garage?
03:26Well, she's a musician, right?
03:28Yes.
03:29That is not going to be news to her.
03:37Georgie around.
03:38I was going to work on the Mustang.
03:40Oh, he's out with Connor.
03:41Oh, what are those two doing?
03:44Well, I'm actually not supposed to tell you.
03:48What's that mean?
03:49It's private.
03:50Amanda.
03:52Okay, you didn't hear it from me, but there's a girl that Connor likes.
03:58Girl, girl.
04:00What's that mean?
04:02I don't know.
04:03A human girl.
04:06I would assume so, and he asked for Georgie's help.
04:09Now, hold on.
04:10What do we know about her?
04:12Uh, she exists.
04:13Take the win.
04:15So you'd be happy with him just going out with anybody?
04:18Literally anybody.
04:20He is very fragile.
04:22What if she breaks his heart?
04:24Well, what if she marries him and they move out?
04:26Hey, I got married and moved in.
04:30What do we know about this girl?
04:38Is that her?
04:40Yes.
04:41Verde?
04:41Yes.
04:44Out of my league.
04:47Come on.
04:50Oh, God.
04:51Oh, God.
04:51Oh, God.
04:52Hello, Chloe.
04:53Hey.
04:54Connor.
04:55Connor.
04:55This is Georgie.
04:57Hey, Georgie.
04:57Hey.
04:58You a musician, too?
05:00No.
05:00I used to have a guitar in my room, but that was just to impress the girl.
05:04Did it work?
05:05Well, I married his sister, but not because of the guitar, because I got her pregnant.
05:11Okay.
05:12Here, I wrote a song for you.
05:15Excuse us, please.
05:17What are you doing?
05:18You didn't talk about giving her a song.
05:20Should I take it back?
05:21No, you can't take it back.
05:23But no, you can't take it back.
05:29Is that you on keys?
05:31That's me on everything.
05:33That's nice.
05:34Are there lyrics?
05:36Do you have some?
05:37Give me a couple of days.
05:39I'll try.
05:40Excellent.
05:42Are you going to help?
05:43I'm doing everything here.
05:45You don't need any help.
05:46Does it have a title?
05:47Goddess of the Music Store?
05:52That seemed to go well.
05:54Go well?
05:55It was amazing.
05:57She liked her song.
05:58You got her number.
05:59Yeah, I guess.
06:01What if I don't like her lyrics?
06:03You lie, it's how you do.
06:05Oh, you're good.
06:08I have one more favor to ask.
06:11Name it.
06:12Will you be the best man at our wedding?
06:17Please don't say anything to my parents.
06:20I don't want them to make a big deal out of this.
06:23Not a warrant.
06:30Hey, where you guys been?
06:32Music Store.
06:33That's fun.
06:35Did you talk to anyone there?
06:37Mom, that was a normal question.
06:40So everybody knows?
06:42I only told Mandy.
06:44I only told Mom and Dad.
06:45That's everybody.
06:47We're just excited for you.
06:49Well, stop.
06:50Sweetie, this is a big deal.
06:51No, it's not.
06:52I've been out with girls before.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:56Girls.
06:57Plural.
06:59She doesn't have to tell us anything.
07:01But should you have any questions or concerns,
07:03just know your mommy is here for you.
07:07All I'll say is,
07:09it went well.
07:11I look forward to learning more about her.
07:14Her name, her religion, her age.
07:17Oh, check her ID.
07:18People lie about that.
07:20And now you love me.
07:22Let it go.
07:31So, anyone have any big plans this weekend?
07:35Actually, they're having a car show over at...
07:37Not you.
07:39I haven't spoken to her yet,
07:40if that's what you're asking.
07:42Oh, what are you waiting for?
07:43Maybe it's all moving just a little too fast for him.
07:47Georgie said to give it a couple days.
07:49Why would you tell him that?
07:51He don't want to come off too eager.
07:53Too eager?
07:53He already wrote her a song.
07:55Which I would love to hear, by the way.
07:59Leave him alone.
08:00He knows what he's doing.
08:01It's okay to take things slow.
08:03When your father was courting me...
08:05Courting?
08:06It's like dating,
08:07but back when people talk like this, see?
08:11Well, he still don't need to rush calling her.
08:14When we met,
08:15you asked me out in the first five minutes.
08:16Yeah, but cornering me.
08:18Do I have a say in this?
08:19Hold on.
08:20She gave him her number.
08:21She wants him to call.
08:22And he will.
08:23Or he'll wait too long and he'll blow it.
08:25He should wait until he's ready,
08:27which might be never.
08:28Come on, Audrey.
08:29Lighten up.
08:30Oh, don't act like you're not invested in this.
08:32Of course I'm invested.
08:33Stop making this about you.
08:34It's about my baby
08:35and this floozy
08:36who's trying to take advantage of him.
08:40Where'd he go?
08:42Floozy?
08:43It means a slut, see?
08:53All right, try it again.
08:59What do you think's wrong?
09:00I don't know.
09:01Probably the fuel pump or the alternator.
09:03Does it have gas?
09:06That's a very good question.
09:09Easy enough to check.
09:11I should have gotten rid of this thing
09:12when I had the chance.
09:14No, no.
09:14No, this is all going to be worth it
09:16when we're out there with the top down
09:18and the wind blowing through
09:20somebody's hair.
09:26Oh, hello.
09:28Hey.
09:29This is Chloe.
09:30Hi.
09:31Good to see you again.
09:33You too.
09:34I'm Connor's dad.
09:35Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
09:37We're going up to work on music.
09:39Nice to meet you too.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:52I guess he called her.
09:54Damn straight he did,
09:55and she came a-running.
09:58I'm happy for her.
09:59Yeah.
10:01I think they're really going to be working on music.
10:03Don't you?
10:05Yeah.
10:10Are there any instruments you don't own?
10:13I don't own the great stalactite organ in Virginia.
10:17I don't know what that is.
10:19There's only one,
10:20and it's in a three-and-a-half-acre cavern.
10:22It plays actual stalactites.
10:25I've never heard it,
10:26but I bet it sounds beautiful.
10:30You're a unique kind of guy, aren't you?
10:34Very much, yes.
10:36Is that the Casio I sold you?
10:38Yes.
10:40I sampled my niece burping.
10:46How old's your niece?
10:48It's not polite to ask a woman's age,
10:50but 14 months.
10:52Cute.
10:53Not to brag,
10:55but I'm 316 months myself.
10:58Yep, unique.
11:05Hey, how's the car coming?
11:07Good, good.
11:08Did you get it running?
11:10Nope, nope.
11:12Will someone please go up and tell Connor that dinner's ready?
11:16Actually,
11:18Connor's a little busy right now.
11:22Busy with what?
11:24Working on music with that girl.
11:27She's here?
11:30Yep.
11:31And she's cute.
11:32So you got to meet her and I didn't?
11:34That is what happened.
11:38I'll just go up and invite her to dinner.
11:40Mom, no.
11:41Why?
11:42What's wrong with us?
11:44Well,
11:45nothing's wrong with us.
11:47So I'm the problem?
11:49What,
11:49I'm going to embarrass him?
11:53Good,
11:53you get it?
12:02So,
12:02did you write any lyrics for my song?
12:05Some.
12:06Really?
12:07Can I hear?
12:08Sure.
12:09I guess.
12:10Excellent.
12:16Let me know when you're ready.
12:19Actually,
12:20can you not
12:21look at me while I'm singing?
12:22Of course.
12:23Sorry.
12:29Okay,
12:29go ahead.
12:38Now and then
12:40she's wondering
12:42what'll turn the tide
12:45All day's the same
12:48A waiting game
12:49A dream to come alive
12:53What'll it take to
12:55A brood
12:58Before it goes too deep
13:02Can I look at you, please?
13:04Sure.
13:05That's so good!
13:08Thanks.
13:10There's more.
13:12Right.
13:12Right.
13:20They've been up there a while
13:23What do you think
13:24they're doing?
13:25Well,
13:25they could be
13:26hiding the body
13:28Amanda
13:29They're probably
13:30just hanging out
13:32I never would have
13:33gone to a boy's room
13:34on a first date
13:35He's 26
13:38Did you ever
13:39have the talk with him?
13:40Why would I?
13:41Because you're
13:42his father
13:43And you're his mother
13:44there ain't no rules
13:47Did she ever
13:47have the talk with you?
13:49No
13:49I most certainly did
13:51Oh, like when you said
13:52keep your knees together
13:53till the honeymoon?
13:55It's not my fault
13:56you didn't listen
13:59She didn't listen either
14:02Jim!
14:03Mrs. McAllister
14:07You little floozy
14:17That had a little
14:18Steely Dan to it
14:19Thank you
14:20Wasn't a compliment
14:22You got a problem
14:24with Steely Dan?
14:25They're fine
14:25to fall asleep to
14:28Steely Dan
14:28is the ultimate
14:29fusion of
14:30classic arrangement
14:31and modern
14:31studio techniques
14:32I just like music
14:34that's more raw
14:35Like what?
14:36The Ramones?
14:37That first Ramones album
14:38is a work of art
14:39Sounds like it was
14:39recorded in an hour
14:41Who cares?
14:43They captured something
14:43Steely Dan
14:44captured sonic perfection
14:46Perfection is boring
14:47No it's not
14:48It's perfect
14:50Flaws are where the magic is
14:52You actually like flaws?
14:53I do
14:53Well, you're in luck
14:54I got plenty of them
14:55I'm aware
15:00That was unexpected
15:03Sorry?
15:05Okay, I'm good
15:11Can't believe this girl
15:12was in our house
15:13and he didn't introduce me
15:15Oh, just let it go
15:16Need I remind you
15:18that we didn't meet Georgie
15:19until it was too late
15:20Well, that's because
15:22you and Mandy
15:22don't have the
15:23best relationship
15:24But Connor and I
15:26have a good one
15:27Good, weird, whatever
15:30Doesn't it bother you
15:31that he went to Georgie first?
15:33Nope
15:35You're his father
15:37I didn't talk to my dad
15:38about this stuff
15:39Come on
15:40Be upset with me
15:44Dang it
15:45Why doesn't my son
15:46want to talk about
15:47girls and sex
15:49so much
15:49I want to share
15:52Never mind
15:53You see, son
15:54when I make sweet love
15:56to your mother
15:57Enough
16:07Sure you don't want
16:08some coffee?
16:09No, I'm good
16:14I toast a mean Pop-Tart
16:17Maybe next time
16:18There's gonna be
16:19a next time?
16:20I hope so
16:21Me too
16:26Bye
16:27Bye
16:34I see you
16:36through the stairs
16:40Bye
16:56Yes?
16:58Can we talk?
17:00About what?
17:01About your friend
17:02who spent the night?
17:03What if I don't want to?
17:04Well, that's too bad
17:06Look, this is all just
17:07happening kind of fast
17:09and I don't want you
17:11to get hurt
17:11You realize I've slept
17:13with a girl before
17:14No!
17:15Why would I know that?
17:17I'm a musician
17:18We get chicks
17:21Okay, well
17:22you're an adult
17:23so I don't need to tell you
17:24to be
17:26safe, right?
17:27Are we seriously
17:28having this conversation?
17:31I'm sorry
17:32I'm just feeling protective
17:33I appreciate that
17:34Okay
17:36Well, you're welcome
17:36I've seen what happens
17:38when people have babies
17:38and
17:39no offense
17:40I don't want to ruin my life
17:44Hey!
17:45Cece is a blessing!
17:47But
17:48yeah, don't do it
17:55Yeah
17:57Yeah
18:18Bo
18:19Bo
18:19Bo
18:19You
Comments