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00:03you are looking more and more like your daddy every day I don't know I see so much of our
00:10side
00:10of the family in her oh that's a cooper nose right there and I got it maybe but those are
00:17definitely Mandy's eyes which are basically mine so yep she's a little mishmash of both of us
00:25the mish is ours the mash is yours you know if you all have Valentine's Day plans I'd be
00:29happy to watch her oh that is so sweet of you but Jim and I already agreed to you two
00:36are doing
00:36something special well of course we are we are watching our granddaughter sorry we would have
00:42asked this just seemed easier I understand no she's already here and I'm a whole 10 minutes away
00:47I understand but St. Pastor's Day she's all yours just don't get her drunk
00:56sounds like nap time I got this
01:03thanks looped her up like a pelican
01:06hmm that's funny did you put a picture of your mom in Cece's photo album
01:13no well there's one here so so while no one was looking she slipped in a picture of her
01:19holding Cece oh does it matter oh really it's just a little passive-aggressive
01:28more passive-aggressive than you making a family photo album and leaving her out I didn't have any
01:32pictures of her well now you do yay well those folks at Sears take a nice picture
01:42you
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02:09She is out.
02:11Soft kitty works every time.
02:14Um, Mary...
02:16Let it go.
02:17Did you put this picture in Cece's album?
02:20Oh.
02:21I did.
02:23Mystery solved.
02:24Who wants lunch?
02:24I'm thinking grilled cheese.
02:27Is there anything else you've hidden around my house that I should be aware of?
02:31I just wanted to remind Cece that she has two grandmothers.
02:35Yes, lucky girl.
02:36Two loving grandmas.
02:38Lucky, lucky.
02:40You know, you can keep a photo album at your house and put whatever you want in it.
02:45She never comes to my house.
02:47How is that my fault?
02:48You're always hogging her.
02:49Hogging?
02:50I gave her and her parents a place to live.
02:53And a lovely place it is.
02:56Mary, you know you're always welcome here.
02:58Am I?
02:58Sure doesn't feel that way.
03:00Oh, come down off the cross.
03:03Lady, you do not want me to come down.
03:06All right, all right.
03:08Y'all need to call your jets.
03:09Don't worry.
03:10I am leaving.
03:13Thanks for stopping by.
03:15Oh, I'll pray for you.
03:16But I do not have high hopes.
03:21You know, when you think about it, best not to think about it.
03:32And then she acted like I was the bad guy.
03:37Okay.
03:40What does okay mean?
03:43Means I'm listening.
03:45No, you're supposed to say, of course you're not the bad guy.
03:50Okay.
03:53Just tell me what you really think.
03:55Fine.
03:56I think you started this when you left her out of the photo book.
04:00Well, who cares what you think?
04:03Oh, come on, Audrey.
04:04You know I'm right or you wouldn't even be asking me.
04:08I suppose I could see her side of this.
04:11There you go.
04:13After all, she has had a hard year.
04:16It's big of you to recognize that.
04:20And Cece does love me more than her.
04:25So close to sticking the landing.
04:30Is it just me, or are they getting more crazy?
04:34Maybe it's some sort of menopause thing.
04:39What do you think that means?
04:42When old ladies sweat for no reason and get cranky.
04:46Georgie, that is very accurate.
04:50But I don't think that's what's happening here.
04:53I don't know.
04:53Your mom was pretty upset about one little picture.
04:56Yeah, true.
04:57But you have to admit, it was kind of weird that she smuggled it into the house.
05:02I guess.
05:03But to be fair, your mom does exclude her.
05:06Well, it's not intentional.
05:07We're just here with the baby.
05:09I'm just saying, I can understand where my mom's coming from.
05:12Yeah, and I can understand where my mom is coming from.
05:17Wow.
05:18Wow what?
05:19I've never heard you take her side in anything.
05:22I'm not taking her side.
05:24I'm just seeing things as they are.
05:26And I'm not?
05:27No, you're always giving your mom a pass for everything.
05:30Oh, come on.
05:31Her husband just died.
05:32Her favorite kid moved away.
05:34You?
05:35Sheldon.
05:37And she's stuck living with my sister, who hates her and hates the world.
05:41Missy's just being a teenager.
05:43I wasn't like that when I was a teenager.
05:45Honey, you're still a teenager.
05:49Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
05:51No.
05:52It sure feels that way.
05:53Well, I'm not.
05:54So we're good?
05:55We're good.
05:56Good night.
05:58Good night.
06:00Love you.
06:01Love you too.
06:08Hello, Mary.
06:10Oh, what brings you by?
06:12I was thinking about what happened yesterday, and I can understand why you felt left out.
06:17Because you left me out?
06:19Yes.
06:19And that was inconsiderate of me.
06:23Is this an apology?
06:24I don't want to fight for Cece's sake.
06:27But is it an apology?
06:28Yes.
06:29Jeez.
06:31We do not say jeez in my church.
06:35Sorry.
06:36But thank you.
06:37You're welcome.
06:41Considering the year you've had, I should be more sensitive to your needs.
06:45Excuse me?
06:46What?
06:48The year I've had?
06:50Well, yes.
06:52I do not need your pity.
06:55My God, what is your problem?
06:57Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
06:59I didn't.
07:00I was asking him, what is your problem?
07:04My problem is that I do not need special treatment because you feel bad for me.
07:09Oh, so I'm a bad person for being empathetic?
07:12You are not being empathetic.
07:14You are being condescending.
07:15Mary, can you?
07:17Oh, sorry.
07:18Didn't know you had company.
07:19You remember Georgie's mother-in-law, Audrey?
07:21Of course.
07:23So what are you two gals gabbing about?
07:27Audrey just came by to tell me how fragile and needy I've been since George died.
07:32No, I came to apologize.
07:35Because you feel bad for me.
07:36Well, I don't anymore.
07:39Do you believe this woman?
07:43I believe in the power of prayer.
07:47What do you say we all join hands and ask the big amigo for his guidance?
07:57Amen.
08:06Pass the green beans.
08:11Enjoy.
08:13I will.
08:15They're a little overcooked.
08:19Georgie, I want you to know I went to see your mother today.
08:23Really?
08:24Why?
08:24Well, at Jim's urging, I apologized for my behavior.
08:28That's my girl.
08:29However.
08:30No, no, no.
08:32She threw it back in my face.
08:35Why'd you do that?
08:36Well, hold on.
08:37What did you say?
08:39I said I'm sorry.
08:40Yeah, but how did you say it?
08:43Why do you immediately assume I'm in the wrong?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Too late, Jim.
08:51She's got a point, Mandy.
08:52She did make the effort.
08:53What?
08:54So now you're defending her?
08:56I just know my mom can be real stubborn.
08:58Yeah, and I know whatever my mom said she said wasn't what she said.
09:02And if it wasn't, that was not how she said it.
09:05But she went to apologize.
09:07That's a huge step for her.
09:09I wouldn't say huge, but thank you.
09:13Hey, I got an idea.
09:14Why don't we bury the hatchet and invite Mary and Missy over for dinner Sunday?
09:21Saturday.
09:24That woman is not setting foot in this house until she apologizes to me.
09:28It does sound like she owes you one.
09:30What is wrong with you?
09:31What is wrong with you?
09:35Now you know why I eat over here.
09:45Made a hand?
09:46You can put the glasses away.
09:49On it.
09:53I really want to thank you for trying to straighten things out with my mom.
09:57I'm glad someone appreciates it.
10:01For what it's worth, I think Mandy was a little out of line.
10:05I'm used to it.
10:06Everything's always my fault.
10:08Not true.
10:09Getting pregnant, that one she blames square on me.
10:12As do I.
10:15She had a little something to do with it, but I'll spare you the details.
10:22As for my mom, I can't tell you how many times she's buttheads with my dad, my meemaw, my sister.
10:28Sheldon, of course.
10:29Heck, once you had a phone out with Jesus.
10:32Poor Jesus.
10:35Yeah, hadn't he suffered enough?
10:38Did he ever fight with you?
10:41I dropped out of school and got a girl pregnant at 17.
10:44What do you think?
10:51Remember when I used to wear tighty-whities?
10:54I've come a long way.
10:58What you reading?
11:00Book.
11:03Right.
11:07You ever gonna talk to me?
11:10Nothing to talk about, Mandy.
11:13I can't believe you told my mother I was out of line.
11:15She told you?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Well, I wouldn't have said it if I knew she was gonna blab.
11:21After all the crap she's giving you, I can't believe you're siding with her over your poor widowed mother.
11:27My poor widowed mother could have accepted her apology and this be all over.
11:31Just forget it.
11:32Let's go to sleep.
11:34Gladly.
11:41You know, it's not fair to be mad at you.
11:45I saw a thing on TV that the human brain isn't fully formed until 25, so I have to assume
11:50that's what's going on here.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Well, I saw a thing on TV about early-onset menopause.
11:57Maybe that's what's going on here.
12:07Trouble with the little woman?
12:10Go to bed, Connor.
12:12I was hoping to watch my friend, Jay Leno.
12:16Fine.
12:21Had some of the green donuts?
12:22Had some of the green coffee?
12:23Just so you know, this ain't a big deal.
12:25Your sister and I will work it out.
12:27Do you mind?
12:31This guy.
12:36You gonna watch the whole show?
12:38Uh, normally I'd go to sleep after the monologue, but Sinbad's on.
12:46Oh, Jay, you're the best.
12:54Look who I brought.
12:56Here's my favorite girl.
12:59I won't tell Missy.
13:01After the tattoo, she's not even top three.
13:05I thought you might like a little baby time.
13:07I would.
13:08But first, I need you to fix this mess with Audrey.
13:13I'm not the one who needs to fix it.
13:15Last time she tried, didn't go so great.
13:17That's her fault.
13:18I don't care.
13:19You two fighting's gotta stop.
13:21This has nothing to do with you.
13:23Yes, it does.
13:24I'm sleeping on the couch because of y'all.
13:27I woke up at like one in the morning and some weird guy named Conan was on TV.
13:33I do not need you sticking up for me.
13:36I wasn't.
13:37I was on Audrey's side.
13:38I can't believe you were on her side.
13:40You were just mad at me for being on your side.
13:43Now I'm not.
13:44Keep up.
13:47Coopers, couldn't help overhear the bickering and thought perhaps I could put on my counseling hat.
13:52I was just betrayed by my own son.
13:55I didn't betray you.
13:56Judas!
13:58Whoa.
13:59Mary, that's a little rough.
14:01How am I like the guy who ended up in the well?
14:05That was Jonah?
14:06Oh, right.
14:07Judas, Jonah, Jesus.
14:09A lot of J's.
14:11Georgie, you should go.
14:12Not till we figure this out.
14:14Fine.
14:14More time I get to spend with my granddaughter.
14:17Then I'm leaving.
14:17That's enough out of you two.
14:19Sit.
14:20But this is my office.
14:22Sit.
14:25Now, Georgie, I know you're upset, but the Bible's pretty clear about how you should treat your parents.
14:29It's honor your mother, not honor your mother-in-law.
14:32Mary.
14:33I get that.
14:34But I also made a vow to my wife, who has a mother herself.
14:37She's a mother, all right.
14:39Mary.
14:41Now, as I was saying, you do need to honor your wife as well.
14:44Who, for the record, is on my side.
14:46Only because she don't want to be on her mom's side.
14:48Because that woman is a monster.
14:50She left me out of CeCe's My First Photo Album.
14:53So, she's a monster and he's a Judas because of a baby's photo album.
14:59You had to be there.
15:02She tried to apologize to you and you wouldn't have it.
15:06Apology, my sweet patootie.
15:07Mary language.
15:09You can't say patootie.
15:12Maybe we should invite your mother-in-law to be a part of this conversation.
15:16Tell her she's wrong to her face.
15:17I like it.
15:24I don't understand why I have to be here.
15:26You're about to.
15:27Let her have it.
15:29No one's letting anyone have it.
15:31I already apologized once.
15:33I'm not doing it again.
15:34You sure?
15:35You could really use the practice.
15:37All right.
15:38That's enough.
15:39You two have got to work this out because you got me and Mandy taking sides.
15:42He thinks Mandy was out of line.
15:44You are just a blabbermouth.
15:53Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
15:56Thank you for coming, Mandy.
15:57Please, take a seat.
16:01You said it was an emergency.
16:03I'm sleeping on the couch.
16:05It kind of is.
16:07Now, as I'm sure you all know, the Bible teaches us that a house divided cannot stand.
16:14Great.
16:14So how do we undivid it?
16:17Love.
16:19Well, that's just a bunch of Baptist baloney.
16:21You hear this?
16:22Blasphemy.
16:23Mary, take it down a notch.
16:26Huh?
16:27And Audrey, if you could please show a little respect.
16:30Hmm.
16:32You two are ridiculous.
16:34I couldn't agree more, honey.
16:35Oh, don't try to be on my side.
16:39Okay, okay.
16:40Rather than focusing on past transgressions, why don't we find a path forward?
16:45A means by which this family can return to God's grace.
16:49Well, I am returning home.
16:52Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
16:57Mary!
17:00Mandy, George, why don't we discuss how to improve your relationship with each other and the Lord?
17:09Oh, I forgive you.
17:10Let's go.
17:11Sweet.
17:17I'm going to call that one a win.
17:25What am I looking at?
17:26The grandmother agreement.
17:28I typed it up.
17:29And I fixed the spelling.
17:31Anyways, it's a contract.
17:33Sheldon used to make these when people weren't getting along.
17:36Cece will spend the night at the Cooper house twice a month.
17:38I like that.
17:40Ooh, and I get doctor's appointments.
17:42Which you will lose if...
17:44If I refer to Mary as that woman or that kook or...
17:49I prefer not to say this one out loud.
17:52And same goes for you.
17:53No name calling or bless your hearts.
17:56We all know what that means.
17:58Fine.
17:59All right, let's get to sign and move on with our lives.
18:03What do you think?
18:05Just one question.
18:06If she dies, do I get her Cece time?
18:09Mom!
18:10We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
18:15Look at that.
18:16One big happy family.
18:18Yeah, right.
18:18Oh, at least let the ink dry.
18:29All right.
18:30Why don't we get the grandmas a little closer to the baby?
18:32Nope, they're fine where they are.
18:35Just take the picture.
18:37And smile.
19:04There's one.
19:12All right.
19:17Transcription by CastingWords
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