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00:07smell this I will not I just want to know if I can wear it again I think if you
00:13have to ask you
00:13have your answer great hey before I forget will you pick up a few things for me at the hardware
00:20store oh I hate going there why treat me like I'm an idiot really they're always nice to me
00:27gee I wonder what the difference is one of us is too fancy to smell a shirt
00:32well I'm a woman Georgie they talked down to me and then they hit on me well that's got to
00:37feel
00:38nice no there's places I get treated different too because I'm a man really like where like when
00:45I take Cece to the park all the moms act like I'm some kind of hero for taking care of
00:48my kid
00:49that's your example yeah and then they hit on me it was horrible
01:00so
01:26there you go
01:27thank you nice keychain that's my wife's car makes sense I did not peg you as a bedazzled
01:37Miata man hey let me ask you something why didn't your wife bring it in I don't know she makes
01:43me do
01:43the car stuff makes sense you think there's anything in here that would make her feel uncomfortable
01:50why I just think it'd be great if this were a place your wife wanted to come
01:56why do you want my wife to come here not just your wife any wife and not just wives moms
02:03daughters we want them all
02:07okay
02:09hey tell your wife McAllister auto loves the ladies
02:14do I want to know
02:17you ever wonder why we don't get many women customers not after that
02:22well I've come to realize there's some places women don't feel welcome and I don't want this to be one
02:26of them
02:26well cars are just more of a guy thing women drive cars too that's why there's so many accidents am
02:31I right
02:33you might be on to something
02:45why are you reading Cosmo
02:46trying to learn how women think
02:49did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here
02:52are there pictures
02:54sometimes
02:55listen to this the health benefits of sex travels in his eroginous zone
03:03I don't know what that is
03:0811 secrets of world-class lovers
03:1111? I only got two three tops
03:16number one communication
03:18next
03:20number two be enthusiastic
03:22brother if a girl's getting naked
03:25I'm enthusiastic
03:27agreed
03:27number three engage the senses
03:30what's that mean
03:31soft lighting scented candles
03:34oh boring next
03:36this is good
03:37when to lick and when to bite
03:42what are you jackasses doing?
03:45learning about women
03:47for business purposes
03:49how does licking and biting help business?
03:52well that one don't
03:53but there's other things near the can
03:54wait go back
03:55what are we licking?
03:56what are we biting?
03:57go back to fixing cars
03:58okay
03:59okay
04:02what's the answer?
04:08I figure with just a few changes
04:11we could be the only woman-friendly tire store in town
04:13this ought to be good
04:15what changes?
04:17for starters
04:18we got some lady magazines for the waiting area
04:20and flavored creamers for the coffee
04:22fat free
04:23y'all like fat free
04:25we've picked up a few of them fancy smelling candles
04:28did you at least clean the bathroom?
04:30don't need to
04:31we got candles
04:33did it ever occur to you to ask a woman what she'd like?
04:37nope
04:40in our defense there weren't none around
04:45and now there are
04:47see what you got?
04:48well first of all
04:49candles are not cleaning products
04:52at 12 bucks a pop they should be
04:55you spent 12 bucks on a candle
04:57it was lavender
05:01candles aren't gonna change anything
05:02tire stores are just kind of a dude space
05:05okay
05:05well what if a woman weren't there?
05:08I can't afford another employee
05:10well Mrs. McAllister could do it
05:12you want me there?
05:14you want her there?
05:17oh you were surprised too
05:20I suppose I could come in a few days a week
05:24Jim what do you think?
05:26um
05:28always love having you around
05:31nice try
05:33no honey
05:34really it's great
05:35just move on
05:39you want to make the store more woman friendly
05:41first thing we do is clean the bathroom
05:44fair enough
05:47probably gonna need a toilet seat too
05:50oh my god
05:57so
05:58you're gonna be working with my mom
06:00that's fun
06:03you're being sarcastic
06:04oh could you not tell
06:05here let me try again
06:06that's fun
06:08it's gonna be fine
06:10you have no concerns?
06:12she'll get to see me in my element
06:13doing what I do best
06:15I don't know Georgie
06:17it kind of seems like the frog in the boiling water
06:20what's that?
06:21it's a metaphor
06:21the frog is in a pot of water
06:23and the heat gets turned up little by little
06:25so it doesn't notice it's boiling
06:26who's boiling a frog?
06:29it doesn't matter
06:30are they making frog soup?
06:32it's not a real thing
06:33oh good
06:35because I would not eat frog soup
06:38I'm just saying
06:39my mom's gradually starting to like you
06:41so maybe don't
06:42turn up the heat too fast
06:44okay
06:44I get it
06:45I get it
06:45okay good
06:46good night
06:47good night
06:55can I tell you a secret?
06:57sure
06:58when I was little
06:59I had one of those stuffed frog toys
07:01uh huh
07:01freaked me out
07:08so
07:09should we carpool tomorrow?
07:11well
07:11we are going to the same place
07:13we sure are
07:16you worried about me and you spending so much time together?
07:20what?
07:20no
07:20dream team
07:22what about me and Georgie?
07:24very worried
07:27me too
07:28well
07:30try being nice to them
07:32I know
07:33but sometimes his sunny optimism
07:36just makes me want to tear him apart
07:38with my words
07:42that's a joke right?
07:44of course
07:46I don't want to believe you
07:53can I get the keys to the Chevy?
07:55yeah sure thing
07:55good morning Reuben
07:57oh
07:58hey Mrs. McAllison
07:59this is a nice surprise
08:00yeah she's going to be helping us out up front for a while
08:02phasing Georgie out
08:04love it
08:06we're not phasing anyone out
08:08hey
08:09oh come on
08:10he's right there
08:10do it
08:13you try any of those flavored creamers?
08:15hazelnut's pretty tasty
08:17I prefer half and half
08:19you know I have always wondered
08:21what's the half
08:22and what's the other half?
08:23it's cream and milk
08:24hmm
08:25kind of a letdown
08:26how we doing over here
08:28great
08:28she's a fountain of information
08:30drink from me
08:33so what's the plan?
08:35well for starters
08:36I think I'm going to go buy some plants
08:37flowers
08:38oh
08:39maybe a little music
08:40hmm
08:41engage in the senses
08:42that's right out of Cosmo
08:45and this floor
08:46does it bother you that it's sticky?
08:49no that's a safety precaution
08:51yeah
08:52never had a slip and fall
08:54Jim it's filthy
08:55well we're not eating off it
08:57we're walking on it
08:59Georgie go to the hardware store
09:00and buy a mop
09:01pine sauce
09:02and wire brushes
09:03I can pick up that toilet seat
09:04while I'm at it
09:05this is my second cup of coffee
09:06please hurry
09:11off to a good start?
09:12you bet
09:16shut up
09:27what you doing?
09:28a pan in the dishwasher
09:29is making a cool rhythm
09:32so you're not on any drugs at all
09:34this is just you
09:37I do take a multivitamin
09:39are you snorting it?
09:43who needs a drummer
09:44I got a Maytag
09:58hey make sure you try the new toilet seat
09:59I got the deluxe patty kind
10:01I did
10:02terrific
10:04let's just try to keep in mind
10:06that most of our customers are men
10:07we don't want to scare them off
10:09oh I'm sorry
10:11I didn't realize flowers were so scary
10:15alright enough
10:16you know what I meant
10:20look a lady
10:21it's working
10:23hey Jim
10:24Rita
10:25you remember my wife Audrey
10:26hi
10:27hi
10:28love what you've done with the place
10:30that was all Mrs. McAllister
10:32oh it was a team effort
10:34and you know it
10:35well it looks great
10:40oh she ain't a customer
10:42that don't count
10:47just think about it
10:49a Mother's Day sale
10:50all moms get half off
10:52we'd lose money
10:53in the short term
10:55but you'd gain clients
10:56who would come back
10:56and not just on Mother's Day
10:58you got your President's Day
11:00your Labor Day
11:01your Yom Kippur
11:04hey how'd it go?
11:05your mom and I
11:06are a great team
11:07oh stop
11:08you were gonna make that sale
11:09before I walked over
11:10wow so
11:11you two really got along
11:12they really
11:15really did
11:17what's for dinner?
11:18Connor ordered a pizza
11:19great
11:23Connor
11:25yeah
11:26you ordered a pizza
11:27on its way
11:42yes I'd like to order a pizza
11:51I'm just saying
11:53a new coat of paint
11:54out front
11:54would really freshen
11:55the place up
11:56yeah let me guess
11:57pink?
11:57oh
11:58don't be silly
12:00terracotta
12:02the hell is terracotta
12:04like an earthy red
12:05very classy
12:08it doesn't matter
12:09we don't have the budget
12:10for painters
12:11you don't need to hire anybody
12:13me and Reuben will do it
12:14do what?
12:15paint the outside of the store
12:17oh
12:18cause I'm Hispanic
12:19I know how to paint buildings?
12:21no no that ain't what I meant
12:22and for the record
12:23I've never once thought of you
12:24as Hispanic
12:25what do you think I am?
12:27mean and unhappy
12:30that's fair
12:31I drew a handsome demo
12:37what you watching?
12:39Clint Eastwood
12:40oh the one with the monkey
12:42the best
12:44you ever wonder what happened
12:46to the monkey?
12:46I always hoped he'd retire
12:48someplace nice
12:48you know
12:49Florida
12:50Arizona
12:52you know
12:53speaking of
12:54unlikely friends
12:56mom and Georgie
12:57huh?
12:58yeah it's nice
12:59it is
13:00really nice
13:04it's a little weird
13:05so weird
13:06you should see him
13:07at the store
13:08all buddy buddy
13:09it's creepy
13:11you know
13:12if she's not being
13:13hard on him
13:13it's gonna come out
13:14at someone else
13:15am I a bad father
13:17for hoping it's you?
13:17yes
13:19can you keep it down?
13:21I'm recording
13:21the toaster oven
13:26maybe it'll be Connor
13:27oh it's never Connor
13:28no it's never Connor
13:31perfect
13:36I'm gonna go pick up
13:37some lunch
13:38oh meatball sub please
13:39oh I'm going to
13:40the new Greek place
13:42Greek?
13:44oh
13:45I heard they got
13:46something called
13:46a gyro
13:47I don't know what it is
13:48but I'm dying to find out
13:50two to one
13:51oh hang on
13:53Ruben
13:54you want a meatball sub
13:55or Greek food?
13:58I love Greek
13:59go back to work
14:01I'll just grab
14:02something for everyone
14:03thank you sweet
14:07you need to stop it
14:09what?
14:10sucking up to her
14:11ganging up on me
14:12what are you talking about?
14:14look what she's done
14:15to the place
14:16and you're helping
14:17what do you want me to do?
14:19I don't know
14:20just keep in mind
14:21I liked you before she did
14:24fine
14:24sorry
14:25thank you
14:30son of a bitch
14:40now I was thinking
14:43if we paint the outside
14:45of the store
14:45it might make the inside
14:46look dingy
14:48you're right
14:48let's not do it
14:50oh no I meant
14:51let's do the inside too
14:53I don't know
14:54Georgie
14:54what do you think?
14:56oh
14:58we'd have to take
14:59everything off the walls
15:00and move all the tires
15:02out of the showroom
15:04it'd be a lot of work
15:05that's a good point
15:06I hadn't thought of that
15:08mom and I did the nursery
15:09in a couple days
15:10it wasn't that big a deal
15:10yeah well
15:11you got paint fumes
15:13and we might have to
15:14shut down for a day
15:16that's just
15:16lost revenue
15:17that's another good point
15:21alright what's going on?
15:24nothing
15:24I agree
15:27did you say
15:28something to him?
15:29um
15:29I don't think so
15:30did I?
15:32no you did not
15:34look me in the eye
15:36and say you had
15:37nothing to do
15:37with him suddenly
15:38being on your side
15:45I had nothing to do
15:46with him suddenly
15:47being on my side
15:51you are unbelievable
15:54I'll get it
15:55don't you move
15:59Amanda
15:59damn
16:00hate to miss this
16:06Connor what the hell
16:07are you doing?
16:08shh
16:08I'm making music
16:12what'd I miss?
16:13I like the way my store is
16:14I hate all these changes
16:16they were good changes though
16:17weren't they Georgie?
16:18well
16:19tell her what you really think
16:21uh
16:22uh
16:24help me
16:26okay this might be a
16:27you two issue
16:28and not a Georgie issue
16:29I didn't realize
16:30when you invited me
16:31to come work at the store
16:32that you wanted
16:33a silent partner
16:34oh come on Audrey
16:35when have you ever
16:36been silent?
16:41you want silence?
16:44I'll show you silence
16:50Connor knock it off
16:53sweet
16:54I feel like it's my fault
17:01your parents are fighting
17:02oh sweetie
17:03it's because it is
17:07that ain't helping
17:08oh if only somebody
17:09had warned you
17:10that working with my mother
17:12was a bad idea
17:14hey
17:14you said we weren't
17:15gonna get along
17:16and we did
17:17is everyone unhappy?
17:20yes
17:21then I was right
17:24should I do something?
17:27yes
17:27you should rub my feet
17:29I'm serious
17:30so am I
17:34fine
17:35oh
17:37remember when you were pregnant
17:38and your ankles
17:39looked like water balloons?
17:40just rub
17:47yeah
17:48can I come in?
17:49sure
17:53Mandy said I shouldn't bug you
17:54but I gotta get something
17:55off my chest
17:56can't wait till morning
17:58I'm afraid not
18:00Mrs. McAllister
18:01I was going along
18:02with all your plans
18:03because it felt nice
18:03for me and you
18:04to be getting along
18:06and Mr. McAllister
18:07you've always had my back
18:09and I never want you
18:10to think that I don't
18:10have yours
18:12so y'all don't be mad
18:13at each other
18:13be mad at me
18:14this is my fault
18:17I appreciate that
18:18but we're fine
18:19really?
18:20this isn't our first fight
18:22we argue
18:23we make up
18:24that's marriage
18:25go to bed
18:27get some sleep
18:29thank you
18:29good night
18:33you think you heard us doing it?
18:37no I think we're good
18:47can I get your opinion
18:49on something?
18:50sure
18:50I made a song
18:52out of the sounds
18:53of our house
18:53cool
18:55it's called
18:56the sounds of our house
18:59clever
19:03that's the dishwasher
19:06vacuum
19:08outdoor
19:11this is actually fun
19:12I'm actually fun
19:16is it Cece?
19:17she got the solo
19:26so
19:26what's your question?
19:28how great is this?
19:30it's pretty great
19:32I know
19:41got a minute?
19:42sure
19:43everything okay?
19:45not really
19:46talk to me
19:48I think I've done
19:49just about all
19:50I can do here
19:51and to be honest
19:52I really miss
19:53my granddaughter
19:55I think it's time
19:56for me to go home
19:59aww
20:01don't do that
20:03I know you weren't happy
20:04with all the changes
20:05I made
20:06that's true
20:07I wasn't
20:08but
20:09I've come to really
20:10appreciate what a
20:11difference it makes
20:12to work in a beautiful
20:13environment
20:15of course
20:15of course
20:15if you need me
20:16just pick up the phone
20:17and I'll come running
20:18thank you
20:19I will
20:20okay
20:22see you tonight
20:23see you tonight
20:32Georgie
20:33Ruben
20:34get all this crap
20:35out of here
20:37even the toilet seat
20:39no that's a keeper
20:40laughing
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