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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
00:04Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
00:06Georgie Cooper?
00:07Yeah.
00:08Didn't you go to Medford High?
00:09I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
00:14So what's it like being married?
00:16I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
00:19And it's not weird that she's old?
00:21She ain't old, she's older.
00:23Also, do not let her hear you say that.
00:26Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
00:28We've talked about this, older is better.
00:38What do you want for dinner?
00:41Drinks. Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.
00:44That's such a crush on Steve McQueen.
00:46I was crazy in love with Ally McGraw.
00:49I had a thing for the three-breasted Martian from Total Recall.
00:53Oh yeah, she was special.
00:56Ew.
00:59Relax, I'm happy with the two you got.
01:03Who's calling at this hour?
01:07Hello?
01:09Oh, hello, Mary.
01:12Yes, he's right here.
01:14Your mother.
01:16Everything okay?
01:17No, everything is not okay.
01:20What'd Missy do now?
01:21I came home from church early and found your sister in her bedroom with a boy.
01:26Oh, you're kidding.
01:28Hey, what's going on?
01:30Were they doing it?
01:31They were trying.
01:33What's that mean?
01:35There were pants on the floor, that is all I'm saying.
01:38Hey, tell me.
01:39She caught Missy in her room with a boy.
01:41Oh.
01:43Like brother, like sister.
01:45I'm sorry, Mom, but why are you telling me?
01:47I have to tell somebody.
01:49So what'd you do?
01:50What do you think I did?
01:51I took off my shoe and I hit him with it.
01:55What'd she do?
01:56She hit him with her shoe.
01:58You want me to talk to her?
02:00What are you going to say?
02:01I don't know.
02:02Wait till you're married?
02:04Like you did?
02:05Hey, I'm trying to help here.
02:07Remember when you got this one with a boy in her room?
02:10Which time?
02:11How many times we talking?
02:14Get back to your mother.
02:15Hello?
02:16Who's the boy?
02:17I already spoke to his mother that is taken care of.
02:20Oh, okay.
02:22I don't know what to say.
02:23I guess I'll pray for her.
02:25Pray for me?
02:29I ain't letting our daughter out of my sight till she's like 40.
02:3350.
02:37For you.
03:04What are your paths?
03:05Apple, blueberry, and pecan.
03:08Well, what about sweet potato?
03:10Did I say sweet potato?
03:11No, that's why I said it.
03:14Do you want pie or not?
03:17Tell me that list again.
03:19That's it.
03:20You're getting apple.
03:24You want a My Doll?
03:25No.
03:26Is everything OK?
03:28Not really.
03:30Well, tell me.
03:31My idiot son got caught with some trampy girl
03:35in her bedroom.
03:38You don't say.
03:40Then I get an earful from her crazy religious nut mom.
03:45You don't say.
03:48She even threw her shoe at him.
03:52You don't say.
03:54Yes, she says, where's my pie?
04:06Hey, how was work?
04:08Great, great.
04:09Listen, you remember my friend Beth at the diner?
04:13Yeah.
04:13Her son, Todd.
04:15Yeah, with the dirt bike?
04:16I like that kid.
04:17Let me finish.
04:22Uh, who is it?
04:24Georgie Cooper.
04:26Todd's not here.
04:29Oh, come on, dude.
04:30I ain't gonna hurt you.
04:32Promise?
04:33Open the door, Todd.
04:38Nothing happened, I swear.
04:40Then why were their pants on the floor?
04:42Oh, my pants, not hers.
04:45That don't make it better.
04:46I told you to stay away.
04:48I couldn't help it.
04:48I really like her.
04:49I don't care.
04:50She's too young for you.
04:52You're too young for your wife.
04:54Do you want me to kick your ass?
04:57Come on, you ain't never been in love.
04:59Oh, you ain't in love.
05:00How do you know?
05:01When I was your age, I fell in love with every girl who kissed me.
05:04Oh, she is such a good kisser.
05:08Stay away from my sister.
05:10Even at school?
05:11Yes.
05:12But she's my scene partner in drama club.
05:14I don't care.
05:15Well, there's no kissing.
05:16It's death of a salesman.
05:18I said no.
05:20I thought you were cool.
05:22I thought you were cool.
05:23Oh, thanks, man.
05:26Just stay away.
05:27Okay, okay.
05:30Hey, Georgie.
05:31What?
05:33Just so you know, I was going to use protection.
05:36I'm going to kill you!
05:45Why didn't you tell me the tramp was your sister-in-law?
05:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:49She's not a tramp.
05:51Oh, really?
05:52Yeah, really.
05:52I mean, she wants to be.
05:54She's just not there yet.
05:56Well, you could have told me.
05:58I didn't want things to be weird between us.
06:00Weird?
06:00Like your husband come into my house and threatening my kid?
06:03Yeah, like that.
06:05You tell Georgie to stay away from my son.
06:08You tell your son to stay away from my sister-in-law.
06:11Oh, for God's sakes, Mandy.
06:12He's a teenage boy.
06:13You, of all people, know how they are.
06:20Sweet dinner and a show.
06:29Hello.
06:30Oh, hi, Missy.
06:32I'm not here.
06:34He's right here.
06:37Hello.
06:38Who do you think you are telling Todd to stay away from me?
06:40I'm your brother, and it's my job to keep you safe.
06:43We were being safe.
06:45Yeah, I heard.
06:47Stay out of my life, or I will never speak to you again.
06:51I love Todd, and he loves me, and there is nothing you can do about it.
07:03Hey.
07:06What happened to you?
07:08I am officially white trash.
07:24Let's go.
07:26Where are we going?
07:28Mexico.
07:29Why?
07:29What do you mean, why?
07:31We're in love.
07:32Oh, cool.
07:34Cool.
07:47Oh, what now?
07:52Hello.
07:53Is Missy there?
07:54No.
07:55Ain't she there?
07:56She was when I went to bed, and now she's gone.
07:59Hang on.
08:00Call waiting.
08:01Maybe it's Missy.
08:02Hello.
08:03Georgie, it's Beth.
08:05Oh, good.
08:06Is Missy there?
08:07No.
08:07She and Todd ran away.
08:09Hold on.
08:10Mom, I know where Missy is.
08:12Oh, thank God.
08:13Oh, don't thank him yet.
08:14She and Todd ran away.
08:15Where did they go?
08:17Hold on.
08:18Where'd they go?
08:19Mexico.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:22To get married.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:25Hey, who are you talking to?
08:27Beth and my mom.
08:28Hold on.
08:28Hold on.
08:30They ran away to Mexico to get married.
08:32I know.
08:32I just told you that.
08:34Hold on.
08:35They ran away to Mexico?
08:37Yes.
08:38Hang on.
08:38Hang on.
08:40Mom?
08:41Yes?
08:42Mexico.
08:43What?
08:43They ran away to Mexico.
08:45Mexico?
08:46How?
08:46Oh, hang on.
08:47Stop telling me to...
08:49Beth?
08:50Yes?
08:50How are they getting to Mexico?
08:51They took his dirt bike.
08:53A dirt bike?
08:54They're on a dirt bike?
08:55Can that thing even make it to Mexico?
08:56Oh, yeah.
08:57That Yamaha YZ250 is a sweet ride.
09:01Hello?
09:02Sorry.
09:02Hang on.
09:03Wait, don't put me...
09:04Mom, where were we?
09:05How are they getting to Mexico?
09:07A dirt bike.
09:08Does she have a helmet?
09:11Let me ask.
09:12Don't put me on hold again.
09:13Just find them.
09:14I will.
09:16Beth, don't worry.
09:17I'll find them.
09:18I hope so.
09:21Whew.
09:21That was complicated.
09:28I'm so happy.
09:30What?
09:31Happy.
09:33Try to hold it.
09:34I'll pull over soon.
09:38They're running away to Mexico?
09:41Yes.
09:42On a dirt bike?
09:44What kind of mileage do those things get?
09:45Better than you think.
09:47And they can go up to 50, 55 miles an hour.
09:49Hmm.
09:50Really?
09:51Now, that's a single cylinder, ain't it?
09:53It's not the problem.
09:56Hey, who are you calling?
09:57A guy who can help.
10:05Hello?
10:07Ruben, it's Georgie.
10:08I need your help.
10:09What time is it?
10:10I don't know, but my sister ran away to Mexico with some guy.
10:13So why are you calling me?
10:15Because you're Mexican.
10:16Dude, I'm Puerto Rican.
10:19Since when?
10:20Since I was born.
10:22And Puerto Rico ain't a part of Mexico?
10:23Oh, my God.
10:25No.
10:26But you speak Spanish like Mexican, baby, all right?
10:28Okay, gimme.
10:29Sorry to bother you, Ruben.
10:31Tu esposo es estonto, huh?
10:34Si.
10:41Okay, so what's the plan?
10:44Oh, they're probably headed for the border crossing at Los Indios.
10:47That Yamaha ain't gonna go far and it'll take a gas.
10:51We'll stop at some gas stations.
10:52Maybe somebody saw them.
10:54So you're just gonna ask people if they saw two idiots on a dirt bike?
10:59You got a better plan?
11:02Proceed.
11:06I warned that kid.
11:07I warned him.
11:09This is Missy's fault, too.
11:11Yeah, but I can't kick her ass.
11:13Oh, but maybe you can.
11:16You realize telling him to stay away made all this a little sexier?
11:20What?
11:21My mom hating you is half the reason we're married.
11:24Half?
11:26Okay, half's a lot, but it's not none.
11:31I just can't help thinking someday we're gonna be driving around in the middle of the night
11:34looking for Cece and some boy.
11:37We probably will.
11:40I was hoping you'd disagree.
11:41Well, I want to, but, you know, if she's got this face, we're screwed.
11:45Well, let's hope she's ugly.
11:51Lord, please bring Missy back home safely so I can kill her.
11:59Sorry about the smoking and the praying.
12:01It's one of those nights.
12:03You get it.
12:08Hello?
12:09Mary, it's Audrey.
12:10Have you heard anything?
12:11No, no, I just wanted to check on you.
12:13I figured you'd be up.
12:15Oh, well, that's very nice.
12:19I remember when Amanda was a teenager.
12:21I had my share of sleepless nights.
12:23I was no angel at that age either.
12:26But at least Missy's father had a motorcycle.
12:29Runs away on a dirt bike.
12:32It's a miracle we survive being teenagers.
12:36We're having them.
12:37Oh, you poor thing.
12:39Missy does sound like a handful.
12:42Well, she's only 15 and she's had a rough year.
12:46Of course.
12:48And you've certainly been through your share of H-E double hockey sticks.
12:54Excuse me?
12:57Mandy getting pregnant out of wedlock?
12:59With your lying son.
13:01Who was a teenage boy.
13:03They are irresponsible.
13:04We've covered this.
13:06Well, I'm glad you're okay.
13:09Thank you for calling.
13:10If you need anything, you know where to find me.
13:13Appreciate it.
13:14You're welcome.
13:16Good night.
13:17Sleep well.
13:24That woman.
13:25I try to be nice.
13:26She throws it back in my face.
13:28Yeah, she's having a rough night.
13:30Well, she doesn't have to take it out on me.
13:32Oh, so you were nice and got attacked?
13:35I wonder what that feels like.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:40Just come to bed.
13:41Let's get some sleep.
13:43I can't sleep.
13:44She's got me all worked up.
13:47Maybe you're getting me all worked up flouncing around in that nightie.
13:52Jim.
13:53I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
13:54We don't have to.
13:57No, we might as well.
14:00Cool.
14:03I'm just using you because I'm upset.
14:06Still cool?
14:09All right, that'll be $12.52.
14:13I only have $10.
14:14How about you?
14:16That's all you brought.
14:17Well, I don't get my allowance till Saturday.
14:20So what are we going to do for money?
14:22I don't know.
14:23You don't know.
14:24How can you not don't know?
14:27Hey, running away to Mexico was your idea.
14:29You're blaming me?
14:31You're older.
14:31You're supposed to think of this stuff.
14:33I'll tell you what I should be thinking.
14:35Why on earth did I ask you to marry me?
14:36Why did I say yes?
14:38You're such a child.
14:39I'm a child?
14:41You just bought circus peanuts.
14:44No, I was going to buy circus peanuts.
14:46But my fiance can't afford it.
14:48Oh, that's it.
14:49The engagement's off.
14:51I'll renounce you.
14:53You've renounced me?
14:54What the hell does that even mean?
14:56It means...
14:58I don't know.
14:59I heard it in a movie.
15:02Dumbass.
15:02You're the dumbass.
15:05Renounce means reject.
15:11If anyone cares.
15:16Don't worry.
15:17We're going to find him and we're going to get him home safe.
15:20We'll get her home safe.
15:21He might disappear in the desert.
15:27Maybe this is my fault.
15:29What do you mean?
15:31I promised my dad I'd keep an eye on Missy and look what happened.
15:34Since he's been gone, she got suspended from school.
15:37She got a tattoo.
15:38Now she's run off.
15:40Okay, well don't beat yourself up.
15:41You can't be around her 24-7.
15:43I guess.
15:44It just feels like I'm letting everyone down.
15:46I promise you're not.
15:49Thanks.
15:51Besides, the tattoo was kind of my fault.
15:54What?
15:54Yeah, I took her to get it.
15:58Why would you do that?
16:00The real question is, why did I tell you?
16:15Oh, thank the Lord.
16:17Oh, are you okay?
16:20Yes.
16:21Are you married?
16:22No.
16:23Pregnant?
16:24No.
16:25We broke up.
16:27You have no idea how much trouble you're in, young lady.
16:32Please don't yell at me.
16:33I just lost the love of my life.
16:36I'm hurting.
16:37Oh, save the tears for someone stupid.
16:41I knew I shouldn't have come home.
16:43Well, you did, and now your ass is mine.
16:45Nice language.
16:47Get to your room.
16:50Been smoking, too.
16:51Some example you're setting.
16:54Get.
17:01Hey, any chance you've seen a couple teenagers on a dirt bike, a 15-year-old girl about this
17:06height?
17:07And a skinny punk with dumb hair just asking to be smacked?
17:11Yeah, they were here a couple hours ago.
17:13We're getting close.
17:14Okay, good.
17:14Let's go.
17:14We can catch them at the border.
17:16Cece, don't stand a chance with you and me on guard.
17:18We are just too smart.
17:19Next up, Mexico.
17:23Mexico.
17:27I don't get it.
17:27We should have caught up with them by now.
17:29I told you.
17:30We should have stopped and asked for directions.
17:32What?
17:33Directions to where?
17:35Don't yell at me.
17:38Uh-oh.
17:39What?
17:40We're almost out of gas.
17:43Are you kidding me?
17:44We just stopped at like nine gas stations.
17:47Well, I'm sorry.
17:48I was preoccupied.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:52We're going to die.
17:57We're going to die.
18:24We're going to die.
18:24We're going to die.
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