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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:03Hey, Connie.
00:06What's going on?
00:08Nothing.
00:11Call the pay phone.
00:13Are you selling drugs?
00:15Don't be crazy, I'm not a drug dealer.
00:17Okay, well then what?
00:20I'm a bookie.
00:22Why don't you just go out and get a real job?
00:24I made 700 bucks yesterday.
00:27What did you make?
00:29I'm not handling any money.
00:31I just take bets for Rowendale's home.
00:33That's still illegal.
00:34What are you thinking?
00:35You're a mom.
00:36Oh, come on.
00:37I support your criminal activities.
00:38At least you can do a support mine.
00:45Hey, Connie.
00:47Oh, hey, Connie.
00:48Hey.
00:50I just need a cup of coffee to go.
00:53Sure, no problem.
00:54And to see if you might be interested in a little side work.
00:59Are we talking bookie work?
01:02Thank you for saying that out loud.
01:04I'm sorry.
01:05I get excited.
01:06I just need a little help with a sticky collection.
01:09Okay.
01:09Who is it?
01:10Your dad.
01:12That is sticky.
01:17Oh, I love it.
01:17You are a good dancer.
01:18You are a good dancer.
01:21I love it.
01:37I love it.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:41You are a nasty motherfucker.
01:42I love you.
01:42There.
01:43You are a good dancer.
01:44You are a little boy.
01:46oh there you are yep doing my own laundry because that's just the kind of husband i am
01:54you want me to give you a medal medal's a bit much but there might be other stuff you can
01:59give me
02:01do you ever think about anything else not really just press if i get anything done
02:07well anyway your meemaw asked me to help her out with a little business
02:11a bookie business hey be cool okay we don't say it out loud i thought you were done with that
02:18i was but
02:19this is a special circumstance what's going on well it seems my dad lost money to her and hasn't paid
02:26her yet oh man i'm sorry she put you in the middle of this no actually it's great what yeah
02:34i mean he's
02:34always giving me crap about how i am with money and now i got him honestly this must be what
02:39heroin
02:39feels like oh you're not upset your dad's gambling hello i got him
02:55stay tuned for wheel of fortune i heard vanna white was in playboy is that true may 1987
03:05how do you know that because it was very tasteful and i was disappointed
03:11hey grandma how you feel about giving this one her bath tonight i would love nothing more
03:17and no tooting in the tub i know your daddy thinks it's funny but we are ladies
03:30well this is nice just the two of us sure i guess watching a little tv
03:38yeah wheels coming up cool you ever gonna pay connie the money you owe her
03:43what i know about your betting i can't believe it's not a big deal this was the first time
03:51dad the first time i lost dad the first time i lost this much
03:56i can't believe you didn't pay her i'm gonna okay well here i am 1200 bucks let's go
04:04no if i pay all at once your mother will know so try to keep up here i don't want
04:10her to
04:12well then you better pay you know i'm good for it i don't know a lot of things like i
04:18didn't
04:18know you were a deadbeat i ain't no deadbeat and this whole time you have been on me about my
04:23debt
04:24that ain't the same agreed i got a closet full of purses and shoes you got nothing now pay up
04:32or what or i'll tell mom snitch deadbeat
04:44how was your weekend just swell
04:49aren't you gonna ask me about mine wasn't planning on it
04:54saw that movie braveheart for a dude in a skirt and makeup he's a badass
05:00i don't care
05:05what's his problem
05:06oh don't worry it ain't you i'm not worried i'm nosy
05:12just leave it alone
05:16nobody likes to chit chat anymore
05:18got a minute
05:19i do not
05:21mandy told me about your situation
05:24well this ain't none of your business
05:26well she's my meemaw so it kind of is
05:31i already worked this out with mandy
05:33you paid up
05:34i made a payment
05:35so you are good
05:36yes
05:37and 23 more payments
05:40what's that mean
05:42i'm doing it a little at a time so audrey don't notice
05:44do you have some kind of gambling problem
05:47no
05:47then why are you keeping things from mrs mcallister
05:50it's just one thing
05:51what about the trip to the riverboat casino
05:53it was on water it's different
05:57mr mcallister
05:58okay look it's just a hobby i'm allowed to have a hobby
06:02okay well we're fixing up your mustang ain't that a hobby
06:05you're right that solves it get out
06:12okay talk to my dad
06:14there you go
06:1650?
06:17he owes me 1200
06:19no he owes you 1200 minus 50
06:25this is just the first installment
06:27okay he's good for it
06:28this ain't a layaway
06:29he's not buying a blouse at dillard's
06:32hey what's going on
06:34my dad owes her
06:36well i told you not to take money from family but you never listen
06:40speaking of not listening ignore him
06:43look you'll get your money
06:44i have to wait months
06:47she might not make it that long
06:49you may not make it to dinner
06:52now look
06:53if i let your dad slide
06:55i got a reputation for being soft
06:58all of a sudden nobody pays up
07:01i can help out a little
07:02what you got
07:04seventeen dollars and
07:07bag of cheerios
07:09you need a little muscle
07:12i'm right here
07:13thank you so much very comforting
07:15just trying to avoid my nap time
07:19look can you handle this or do i need to get involved
07:22yeah i can handle it
07:24good
07:25would you like some cookies
07:27fresh from the oven
07:29you're a weird grandma
07:34she wants all of it at once
07:36why don't you let me talk to her
07:38i'm her favorite
07:40are you
07:42sheldon moved away and missy called her a bitch last week
07:44so yeah
07:47you know i think you might need a little backup
07:49what you got in mind
07:52isn't this a nice surprise
07:55cc mr memo
07:57oh i miss her too
07:59aren't you the cutest thing
08:02can you believe your daddy thinks i'm a complete idiot
08:06what are you talking about
08:08oh you come over here to butter me up
08:10no
08:13she's here to butter you up
08:15she's cute
08:16but she ain't twelve hundred dollars cute
08:20i'll sell it with Jim myself
08:22what you gonna have his knees broken
08:24no
08:24his balls
08:27can you say balls
08:33hello
08:35oh hi connie
08:36how are you
08:41is that so
08:45well thank you for telling me
08:47oh don't worry
08:49one way or another
08:50he'll pay
08:53who was that
08:55just someone wanting money
08:57oh that is so annoying
08:59it sure is
09:14did you use margarine in the mashed potatoes
09:16i didn't think you'd notice
09:19guess i would have lost that bet
09:22they taste fine to me
09:23the hydrogenated fats and triglycerides don't bother you
09:27must be nice
09:30georgie i've been meaning to ask
09:31how is your meemaw doing
09:33oh you know her
09:35drinking smoking
09:36hidden gophers with the golf club
09:38the usual
09:40we should ask her and dale to come over for dinner
09:43wouldn't that be nice Jim
09:45well i don't know
09:46drinking smoking
09:47do you really want that around your children
09:50we are impressionable
09:52don't be silly
09:54i'm gonna give her a call
09:56i'll talk to her
09:57thank you
09:58let her know she doesn't need to bring anything
10:00will do
10:01and when she's here ask her not to take any more bets from my husband
10:07daddy
10:08cut the daddy crap
10:09i know you're in on it
10:12mandy
10:14nice try
10:16thank you
10:18i can't believe you
10:19and i can't believe none of you told me
10:21i didn't know
10:22of course not honey
10:24i still don't know what is happening
10:27i should have told you
10:28no you never should have been making bets in the first place
10:31i'll take care of it
10:34you've done enough
10:36i'll take care of it
10:41okay i got it
10:42dad lost all our money and now we have to eat margarine
10:49sorry you had to find out like that
10:52but he left me no choice
10:54well he won't be doing it again
10:57so you got something for me
11:00no i think we're good
11:03you realize he still owes me a lot of money
11:06i do
11:07we're not paying
11:10yes you are
11:11he made a bet
11:12so did you
11:14that he would pay
11:16you lost
11:19that ain't the way this works
11:21well sports betting is illegal in the state of texas
11:24we owe you nothing
11:27you're really starting to piss me off
11:30we can always call the police and see what they have to say
11:34you wouldn't dare
11:37wouldn't i
11:39i go down
11:40i take your daughter with me
11:43you're bluffing
11:46you're bluffing
11:48hey audrey
11:49oh what a nice surprise
11:51that i remembered your name
11:55dale
11:56what brings you by
11:57she just came by to threaten me
12:00what are you doing that for
12:03she should never have taken a bet from my husband
12:05oh yeah
12:06i told her but you know this one
12:08she's like a dog with a bone
12:12do you need to be here
12:15that is a good question
12:16why did i come in here
12:19i'm leaving
12:21you better not do anything stupid
12:23don't you tell me what to do
12:32i hate that woman
12:33her name
12:34is audrey
12:41hi
12:42your mother
12:43sucks
12:46you're just figuring this out
12:48she's threatening to call the cops
12:51what did you say
12:52i told her if i was going down
12:54i was taking you with me
12:56oh my god
12:56you're joking right
12:58no
12:58yeah
12:59well
12:59no
13:00probably
13:00probably
13:03connie
13:03i know everybody would be a lot happier
13:05if i'm just some sweet old lady
13:07playing bingo
13:08tucking tissues up my sleeve
13:09yeah
13:10you do keep tissues up your sleeve
13:13looks like an extra pocket
13:15let me talk to her okay
13:16i'll see what i can do
13:17good
13:17you might remind her
13:19that when you were pregnant
13:20i took you in
13:22that is true
13:23and i was the one who paid all your medical bills
13:26yes you did
13:27and your daughter is named after me
13:29for god's sake
13:31now that still pisses her off
13:34good
13:40what's up
13:41nothing
13:43just here to report a crime
13:45is it a murder
13:46is it a murder
13:47because your ass is killing me
13:50next
13:51thank you
13:53can i help you
14:03yes i have some information
14:25so what you got for me
14:27i go down i take your daughter with me
14:32you know what i just i'm gonna i'm just gonna
14:38shake that thing
14:46where you been
14:47police station
14:49what why
14:51relax
14:52relax
14:53i didn't turn anybody in
14:57don't take this out on connie
14:59this is my fault
14:59i know it's your fault
15:01i mean it's a little her fault
15:03why are you hiding things from me
15:06because i like placing a bet from time to time
15:09you okay with that
15:10no
15:10i think it's a stupid waste of money
15:13and i didn't want to upset you
15:17that's love
15:20the next time you lie to me
15:22is gonna be the last time you lie to me
15:25i think it'll be a next time
15:28i hope not
15:31i mean it i don't want to get divorced
15:35oh honey
15:37i would never let you off that easy
15:47you finished the breaks on the saturn
15:48yeah all done
15:51who's playing
15:53stro's cards
15:54oh should be a good one
15:55just starting
15:57want to make it interesting
16:00the next time you lie to me
16:02is gonna be the last time you lie to me
16:06nope
16:08i find the game interesting enough as it is
16:12come on ten bucks
16:15georgie
16:16yes sir
16:17bet reuben ten bucks on the game
16:20why
16:20because i can't
16:21and you're just gonna watch
16:23yeah
16:23when he was on a diet
16:24he'd watch me eat donuts
16:27and that wasn't weird
16:28it was weird
16:31i'm going back to work
16:34how come you can't bed anymore
16:35i don't want to talk about it
16:36how much you lose
16:37i don't want to talk about it
16:38oh that much huh
16:40oh come on cheer up
16:41you want me to eat a donut
16:56hey where you been
16:58just taking care of my family
16:59what are you talking about
17:01well i know how mad everyone's been
17:04so i went ahead and paid me more
17:07what
17:07oh it's okay
17:09y'all have done so much for me
17:11mandy and cc
17:12no thanks necessary
17:14you paid my debt
17:14after i said not to
17:16with our money
17:18yes
17:19yes
17:20also yes
17:23you had no right to do that
17:24i was helping
17:25by humiliating me
17:27i told that woman
17:28she wasn't getting
17:29any of our money
17:30it wasn't from you
17:31this is none of your business
17:33where did you get
17:34that kind of money from
17:34well
17:35i had a little stashed away
17:38stashed away from me
17:40unbelievable
17:42oh come on
17:44i fixed it
17:45screw y'all
17:46i'm the hero
18:17good
18:18happened
18:19you
18:19was
18:20good
18:20good
18:22good
18:22good
18:22good
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