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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and enjoy
00:09the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape in the loop sports
00:17radio 610 it's your man figgy fig holding down on a monday happy monday to everyone out there the
00:24best restaurant condiments and dipping sauces 713-572-416 i just came across an article from
00:32um give them credit uh the bro uh bro's bro bible okay so brobible.com they came up with the
00:40top
00:40nine uh restaurant condiments and uh dipping sauces test them in 713-572-416 before i get to
00:49that list i do have a honorary um i guess sauce now this place this is not a fast food
00:56spot so i'm i'm
00:57i know i'm messing the list oh did they keep it to fast food spots yeah it's fast food there's
01:01a lot
01:01of people who didn't go to fast food whether it's fast casual or just like sit down restaurants with
01:05their answers okay okay yeah you can send whatever you in but um the other day i went to lotus
01:11seafood
01:12man the crack sauce crack sauce it's so good oh yeah man it's good you're gonna make me go to
01:17lotus
01:17season i might i might have to go sometime this week but let me know we might have to go
01:21together
01:22yeah no for real so um yeah i went to the i actually went to the one in stafford did
01:26you go to the one
01:27staff they got a bar there no actually have a bar did not know that yeah yeah so i went
01:31there i got
01:32the laopac with the shrimp and the rice and put the crack sauce on there good man highly recommend it
01:38but how you gonna do this the day i didn't get lunch i'm mad at you you want to go
01:43yes
01:44the answer is yes now lopez you you trying to go you ain't trying to go no i'm not
01:49at least you're honest yeah yeah i quit asking lopez if you want to do anything i go sometimes
01:56yeah anyway um so the uh they came up with a list uh the top nine um fast food uh
02:03condiments
02:04dipping sauce i spent the entire break trying to think of them and i really all i could come up
02:08with chick-fil-a sauce i like the taco bell sauce that diablo sauce okay i'm uh i'm gonna actually
02:14start at number nine i'm gonna work my way up okay and let me know if you have any questions
02:18or you
02:19think this is wrong so they got number nine zesty sauce which is the sauce from burger king oh i
02:27wouldn't know i don't know i can't tell you last time i actually went to burger king ain't the point
02:31of burger king that it's like flame broiled like if you have that flavor in the burger i don't want
02:35to put sauce on it to take away maybe it's like maybe it's like a dipping sauce maybe oh maybe
02:40so
02:40maybe so yeah um number eight they got spicy ketchup from whataburger that good good answer
02:45good answer i gotta tell you i'm not wow man i like the regular man
02:52in fact that reminds me it's been a little while since i had some spicy ketchup i know i'm not
02:56alone
02:56it's all right but it's like now i know i'm hungry because i was like maybe i should go get
02:59some
02:59fries um number seven they got the horsey sauce oh why didn't i think of that i like the horsey
03:06sauce yeah i'm realizing i'm just not very much of a sauce guy yeah no i like i just be
03:11like why
03:11would i put this on my beef and cheddar yeah number six they got hot mustard from mcdonald's
03:17did they discontinue that is it still around never knew that was a thing i remember yeah i'm not
03:23i never asked for no hot mess uh mustard um number five they got ranch from wing stop
03:29i meant yeah i mentioned that it's pretty good what's funny though is like we were talking about
03:33this in the break it feels like every restaurant has their own ranch that tastes really good compared
03:38to what you get in the store you know i'm not a ranch guy i'm more of a blue cheese
03:41guy but i have
03:42had it and i i've always thought restaurant ranch is better than store-bought ranch for some reason
03:47and i can't explain it's tape i don't know it tastes different because that's that's kind of
03:52better that's kind of like the min-made juice you get the personal one yeah but but the ones that's
03:57in the container like the the uh like the cardboard container just tastes totally different from the
04:03bottle one yeah i do wonder if right like ranch may be an easier condiment to make your own so
04:08maybe
04:08because i don't think it's hey they're just getting a better supply because it feels like restaurant
04:13supply is actually really limited and there's only like one or two companies that
04:17so it would stand to reason that they are all getting the same sauce but maybe not maybe they're
04:22all making different ones in-house yeah number four um fire sauce from taco bell that's the one i was
04:28talking about yeah i like that one yeah i thought i called it diablo i don't know why i called
04:32it diablo
04:32but the fire you wanted to put that you wanted to put that sauce on it man i ain't mad
04:36at it yeah
04:36yeah number three the black and ranch from popeyes yeah the black and ranch is pretty good man i like
04:41it
04:42number two cane sauce yep canes yep and number one uh polynesian sauce from chip filet not the
04:48chip filet sauce really not a bad list yeah that's good polynesian is i do like it good good sauce
04:53the
04:53cane sauce has to be up here because there's no way that you can just not see season your tenders
04:57and they still work like this if you don't got sauce that's 100 percent this loss better sauce better
05:02be good yeah yeah yeah so um yeah uh the bro bible came up with this list so uh how
05:09y'all feel y'all good
05:09with this list pretty good yeah yeah i don't hate it now of course i'm realizing as we do it
05:13that i'm
05:14not as much of a sauce guy so i'll let the text line tell us uh what the answers are
05:18here uh when it
05:20comes to this some someone brought up the popeyes mardi gras mustard list i did not know that i didn't
05:24know that was a thing today i'm learning damn i kind of got a taste for some for some uh
05:29load of
05:30seafood now i'm sitting here thinking about that crack sauce reggie's over there saying the offer
05:35did you know they got they got chargrilled uh oysters there i did not know that yep i had it
05:40for the first time there too it was pretty good i feel bad because i know someone's listening just
05:44getting ready to go get get a late lunch and they're just like can y'all move on yeah i
05:48am hungry
05:51it's a mixtape in loot sports radio 610 are you looking for a reason to hate texas a&m trick
05:58question
05:58there is no i'm sure it's like hey the text line going crazy with the hate no no no that's
06:03a trick
06:03there is no reason to hate texas a&m you sure about that none none at all all right so
06:07uh this
06:07might you love them what is this jedi mind trick you're trying to do what's happening here i want
06:12to see if this is a reason to hate them so uh here's a guy by the name of chet
06:17tripper on ig
06:18uh he was on the talking texas podcast talking about why jalapenos are not as hot as they should
06:25be aggies have ruined the jalapeno aggies ruin everything so about 50 years ago the texas a&m
06:32agri-life extension group started looking at how they could make the jalapeno less spicy mistake
06:40number one less spicy because food producers were putting it in salsa you know kind of your packaged
06:46food market and they it was too spicy so in the 80s they come out with this tam texas a
06:52&m mild
06:53jalapeno and then to make it worse they come out with the sequel in the 2000s uh and this thing
07:01has
07:01only plummeted in spice level it's rarely above uh 1500 scovilles which is you know a mildly spicy
07:08they've just released the the texas a&m dulcito jalapeno that is sweet with no detectable
07:16capsaicin sweet jalapeno yes what is this a papa john's pizza like you don't put no yes it's a
07:23sacrilege pepper this is this should be we should we this place should be shut down immediately i'm
07:29disappointed in you you've done texas dirty all right so under the auspices of why texas a&m is
07:36soft no good let me explain under the auspices you better explain mr texas a&m aggie under the auspices
07:44of why you should hate a&m they are telling you why you should love a&m they really are
07:50you know
07:51what how many nachos have you bought at a game that like that little just tangy enough jalapeno is like
07:57perfect for the nachos it was too hot you wouldn't like it how many how many times have you put
08:01and i
08:02do this you know that sweet jalapeno on your salad or they have made groceries better a hundred percent
08:10better have you ever had a 10 15 onion those sweet onions you know where they were invented
08:16texas a&m those sweet those big sweet 10 15 onions those yeah i know you've had them that
08:22they make onion rings that they make onion rings out of what these two clearly clearly bozos are
08:30trying to say who were these cats put their names out there uh i think his name is chet uh
08:36tripping
08:37no one is all right well chet tripping is a bozo tripper chet tripper is a bozo clearly probably
08:42went to ut or texas tech or something like that there's no quite i would bet i would bet a
08:47lot of
08:47money that one of the i need to look this up now because what they what he is failing to
08:52recognize is
08:52the texas texas a&m agronomy and agri-life departments with which i have a lot of knowledge
08:57have changed groceries for the better across the world just because he likes some habanero pepper
09:07extra hot doesn't mean that the masses do but do you think it's kind of you can still get hot
09:14jalapenos but they saying you it's hard to get it now no they're not they're saying that they've
09:19made they've made a strain of y'all stepped on the work no you can still get hot jalapenos
09:25but you stepped on you can't get the hot jalapenos like you used to i'm laughing because i know you're
09:30trolling but there's also something that's worth noting here which is if you say jalapeno there's no
09:35longer a standard for what you expect to get but you but you know what to get i mean they
09:40have
09:40different jalapeno grades that you know on some of these so you can still yeah but if i go to
09:44like
09:44a restaurant i go give me jalapeno i don't know what i'm getting is the point that's maybe but but
09:48you also know that there are some jalapenos that are hot and some that are perfect for like i said
09:52nachos or something you don't want to get you know flame bro you don't want nachos you shouldn't
09:56have jalapenos you want a little spice you want a little spice just a little touch uh but you can
09:59go
09:59down the produce aisle uh you know item after item after item that have become better you can
10:05probably not talk about the produce you can probably point to one texas a&m university while
10:11you are a happier eater now all right i guess so man but the jalapenos yeah man it's the
10:17principality of the math what a couple of bozos hey they soft now they're soft that's like diluting
10:23the alcohol man i know it is shout out to tessas a&m man i ain't got no hate for
10:30y'all yeah i know
10:31i love everybody involved as i continue the mixtape in the loot sports radio 16 i think these two don't
10:38have any love for each other stephen a smith and jalen brown oh yeah so they've been they've been
10:44going back and forth and i think it started when jalen brown hopped on the stream after the loss
10:49after boston got bounced out of the uh the playoffs pretty much said this was his best season ever or
10:55favorite season or something like that i forgot how he put it yeah which a lot of people termed to
11:00mean because jason tatum wasn't playing there a lot he had a lot of the ball in his hands he
11:04was
11:04liking that because he got to be big dog and by the way they won a championship and them getting
11:10bounced out this year was his favorite season or however you put it yeah steven they kind of called
11:15that out a little bit uh they went back and forth but this was recently this was jalen brown
11:21um talking about steven a smith on his stream on this i think he uh stream on twitch or something
11:27like this but here's jalen brown steven a steven a steven b steven c like my offer still stands
11:39you want me to be quiet and stop screaming well i want you to be quiet and get off your
11:47and get off
11:48these networks because you're not using your platform to do real journalism using your platform
11:53to use clickbait yes come on man yeah he kind of went on and i did want to ask y
11:59'all what the hell is
12:00when people say i want y'all to do real journalism what do that mean they they just they don't
12:05know what
12:05real journalism is and what steven a does they just don't know the difference like what do you
12:10want him to do yeah they don't know the difference yeah do you want him to break news do you
12:15want him
12:15to say sources said like what like when jalen brown said that what do i want you to do real
12:21journalism
12:21mean again i don't i don't think he knows what what real journalism is and what steven a and a
12:25lot of
12:26people say the same thing which is why i'm very careful to say that i'm not a journalist like i
12:30try and
12:31make that clear when we're doing this that's not what the show is because i don't think very many
12:35uh radio shows uh or journalism in the way right that they're done not to say that there are none
12:40just to be clear there i think what they're asking for is less i want you to do real journalism
12:45then more and more of i want you to be more responsible with your with the way that you talk
12:50about teams players so on and so forth which i think is a fair criticism mind you right there's
12:56sometimes there's a lot of times even where people have in their minds and i don't know right
13:01wrong or indifferent or whatever that what's going on whether steven a smith or various other places
13:06this is all the work to work people up and i can't say definitively that it's not but like the
13:11idea
13:12that people can feel in a large mass of people that that is what's happening is i think what he's
13:17speaking to is hey if you're gonna have thoughts if you're gonna have ideas have them based in some
13:21level of reality be really uh responsible the way that you have your takes i think that that's what
13:26people are clamoring for when they say that even though again it is not journalism it yeah it's
13:30entertainment and by the way steven a came back didn't he yep yep when has steven a been bashful
13:36on this oh i'm not going to respond to this here's what steven a had to say i think it
13:40was this morning
13:41on espn first take get your ass a studio you looking like you in some dungeon in a little room
13:47or
13:47whatever you're making 54 million a year you're gonna make 57 next year 61 a year after that 67 a
13:53year
13:53after that you're in the midst of a 304 million dollar contract get a studio with a director and
13:57a producer calling up clips of mine computer ain't even working right can't even get the full sound
14:02up in there get that together that's number one stop being so damn cheap you got the money pay it
14:08okay for a better production jalen brown be careful what you wish for you really want me to start
14:14reporting on that level you understand locker room how the organization might think about you
14:21how the city may feel about you how jason tatum may or may not feel about you sneaker deals endorsement
14:28deals the list goes on and on the season is over bro you on twitch trying to do what i
14:37do
14:37and talking about me needing to step away it makes no sense i mean he's kind of right
14:45no no look this is the one time i will side with him on this like jalen brown don't want
14:51real
14:51journalism from steven a no because now you're gonna get the sources said so-and-so in the locker
14:57room don't like jalen brown and that type of stuff right now steven a is entertainment yeah he's just
15:03the media host and just being just giving this is his opinions he's not out here trying to sources
15:11say this and trying to do he out here just giving thoughts i'm sure he could pull some that's what
15:17i'm saying yeah yeah i don't know jalen brown got any bodies in his closet or anything yeah i don't
15:24think you i don't think anybody want that type of steven i don't think i don't think he does hey
15:28just
15:29just roll with the entertainment man one of the most apt text that came in though was why is he
15:35pocket watching which hey that's uh not not not too unfair here yeah that's uh well he's saying he
15:42can afford a studio which he can which he can yeah but i think that also does not acknowledge how
15:49this
15:49is this is the way the media has changed man not everything happens in a studio hell for him not
15:53everything happens in a studio even he's got people that are on on various different uh zooms or
15:58whatever yeah i think from his standpoint though he steven a said you trying to do what i'm doing
16:04yeah get your ass to studio yeah but i don't think he's trying to do what he's doing i think
16:09he's
16:09just on twitch this is an aggressively may 18th beef that is happening that's what's happening here this
16:16is i'm surprised it's still going on it is the middle of may baby that's what we're doing here
16:20uh but what we do every day is uh figgy's mixtape 120 p.m mind you every day uh right
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