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First broadcast 14th June 1979.

Hazell is hired to find a runaway wife but hadn't counted on her husband being such a nasty piece of work .

Nicholas Ball - James Hazell
Ronald Lacey - Byers
Anna Massey - Helen Byers
Peter Bourke - Graham Morris
Nell Campbell - Pamela
Vicky Ogden - Eileen
Steve Morley - Stewart

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03:31Bermuda. Big house, black servant in white gloves, senile old husband in a
03:37wheelchair, 18-year-old wife. Someone has been poisoning the swimming pool, Mr. Hazel.
03:42We're completely baffled. Start yesterday, money no object. I'll tell you, in this
03:46game, anything can happen.
03:49Trauma?
03:50He made me feel all guilty. Yeah. And do us a favor, eh? Wash your cup out first.
03:57I don't know whether you're aware of this, but a cleanliness phobia is one of the first
04:01signs of paranoia. You're right. I'm paranoid. No, I didn't say you are. All I said is...
04:05I am paranoid about cups with potatoes growing out the bottom and watercress
04:09around the handles. So, do us a favor, will you? We need some more washing up liquid.
04:35Mr. Byers, please. It's James Hazel. Yeah, it is, isn't it? It's about your wife. I think
04:46I've found her, Mr. Byers. The thing is, now it's happened, I feel... I don't know how I feel,
04:54actually. It's ridiculous, isn't it? Bloody silly, really.
05:06Yeah. Well, um, let's sort of... A couple of months ago, you came to me and you said that
05:13your wife had left you and that you were worried about it, naturally, and that you wanted me to
05:18help me find her. It was seven weeks ago. I'm sorry? Seven weeks ago. I made a note in my
05:24diary.
05:25Oh. Yeah, right. Well, I told you straight. I mean, that if I didn't have a lead, I'd be wasting
05:31my
05:31time and your money. Mr. Byers, would you mind sitting down? Because you're making me very nervous.
05:37Sure. So, here I am, minding my own business, went for a change. Lo and behold, the needle pops
05:47right out of the A-Stack. Uh, well, travel agency. Yeah, well, she was a secretary for an insurance company,
05:56as you know, when we first met. I persuaded her to stop working when we were together. I can now
06:03see
06:04quite clearly that was a big mistake. We certainly argued about it, you know. In fact, I think that was
06:10one of the main reasons that we've... I'm sorry. Oh, please. The thing is, you don't know where she lives.
06:19Yeah, well, look, that's another reason why I phoned you. Now, as far as you're concerned, the situation
06:24might have changed. No. Yeah. Well, there you go.
06:35I'll charge you for one day, eh? I think that's fair.
06:38Yes, of course. You couldn't do it in readies, could you?
06:43I'm sorry? In cash?
06:46Well, no. I mean, I'd have to go to the bank to...
06:49That's OK. Made to around 30, eh? I think that should cover it. To cash.
06:57What is the date? The date is the first.
07:04Cheers.
07:06Well, hope everything works out OK. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how to handle it from now on.
07:13What I'm trying to say is that I need to know more about our circumstances.
07:18Mr. Byers, are we talking about divorce evidence? Or do you want her back?
07:23I want her back. But it all depends on what you find out, doesn't it? I mean, there might be
07:28another man, for example.
07:30Well, if that's the way you want it, I'll see what I can do.
07:35Look, I've... I've got to go to Birmingham this afternoon for a couple of days. Maybe three.
07:40Right.
07:41I'll phone you when I get back, shall I? There shouldn't be much to report before the incident.
07:44Well, that depends on how lucky I get.
07:48Lucky? Yeah.
07:50I know I can trust you.
07:52I'll wait to hear from you, OK?
07:55Yeah.
08:01Other people's lives, eh, Miss Hazel?
08:06In this game, you don't have to like the client.
08:09But it makes sifting through the dirty linen that much easier.
08:12Or at least, that's what I tell myself.
08:18Something about the bolt, Mr. Byers, really set my teeth on itch.
08:22Maybe I just didn't like the man.
08:24All right. Say your wife has left you.
08:27Maybe she's found someone who doesn't keep saying sorry all the time.
08:59It's in fact, it looks very much as if she already has.
09:03Still, here's the laugh, Mr. B.
09:06My marriage went out the window just like yours looks like doing.
09:09Hang on to your expense account.
09:11I'm getting enough evidence to whistle you through that divorce court quicker than a Tom gets rid of a punter
09:16on a cup final Saturday.
09:26face up to it sunshine marriages go bust every day of the week
09:40Christ I'm tired oh yeah two nights two different fellas
09:48one the boss in for a quickie before taking the ever-loving to bingo two a
09:53young gent as yet unidentified but it's the thought that counts yeah really
10:01tired you know really tired you ever bird in here again last night it happens
10:09doesn't it according to the least it don't actually am I'm very unhappy she's
10:14a married woman you know the trouble with most marriages chaps just don't train
10:21their women right you've got to get them trained that's what I say they expect it
10:26well not only that they like it male dominance all that stuff no kid graham
10:33you surprised me actually I'm I'm rather old-fashioned in a quiet sort of way so
10:39sorry I I always talk too much when I'm depressed no no I am I'm enjoy a good
10:44conversation do you ever get depressed me no never
10:52there's all oh hello mr. Byers you're back are you yeah well I thought we sounded a
11:00bit distant yeah yeah yeah one of two things yeah I think we should give it
11:08another day yeah I think one more day should do it um well look I don't think we should talk
11:14about it over the phone hey mr. Byers I mean but it's nothing for you to worry about
11:21absolutely look I'll hear from you when you get back terrific the reason the job needed one more
11:30day was what we in the trade called personal greed client is gonna be well pleased oh yeah delighted
11:39the boss dropped her off but didn't stay eight o'clock and I'm trying to convince myself that this lady
11:43is
11:44having a nice quiet night maybe I should do the same I should be so lucky
12:20to be so lucky
13:04hello just arrived um have you run um first time yeah well you know
13:13who it is i'm pamela what do we call you uh james james azel don't look so worried james
13:20it's not compulsory you know we're all in the same boat more or less
13:49i suppose putting it as simply as i can in the treatment of the individual neurosis is treated
13:55as a problem of the individual in the treatment of the group it must be displayed as a problem
13:59of the group funnily enough i was saying the same thing to my cousin tell only yesterday
14:05what the hell am i doing here the main problem is trying to persuade the group to treat the study
14:10of their tensions as a group task absolutely were you recommended or did you see eileen's
14:20little thingy in time out i um i saw eileen's little thingy good group spirit that's the essential it was
14:29between you and me as far as this lot are concerned whose affinity is shown by phenomena
14:34which when examined by one method center on the oedipal situation i'm constantly being made aware
14:40of how ignorant i am i mean for example did you know that according to spotted dick here in the
14:46matter of group therapy observations tend to fall into two categories the paranoid schizoid and the
14:52depressive position depressive position ah absolutely excuse me
15:03a bit heavy isn't it that stuart just a bit not all gonna be like this is it oh he
15:08does try but uh
15:09sit back and enjoy it i do what's your problem being alive what's yours not that i want to know
15:16i can't get the car started i think we're all here by now don't you eileen my love oh yeah
15:23what
15:24what do you think then pamela uh shall we start or uh oh i think so what does everyone else
15:29think
15:32everyone else thought so too so we got started at least i think that's what we did
15:40um helen perhaps you'd like to no no thanks if i might say so helen pamela you haven't said anything
15:51since i mean i think this is your third time with the group and i don't want to say anything
15:57perhaps i
15:58won't ever say anything i don't know perhaps helen doesn't feel the need to talk because she knows or
16:05she believes that if she comes here often enough all her questions will be answered without her
16:10having to do anything oh yeah there is that of course i don't know sounds about right
16:25eileen how was your party last week oh it was all right very well actually yeah
16:32you seemed very concerned about it about going on your own yes yeah i was
16:39you don't seem to want to talk about it oh i do really it's just that nothing much happened
16:46this man i'd never met before tried to you know in the kitchen but that was all it was all
16:54right
17:00i suppose you're all waiting for me to say something aren't you what happens when i do i'm
17:06accused of monopolizing well if i don't say something the rest of you would just sit around
17:10like totem poles well i'm fed up with a lot of you and you you're the worst of the lot
17:17the hostility
17:18is incredible i mean that incredible you don't say anything you just sit there and upset everyone
17:25else when you see total hostility you're the only one anyone ever listens to it and you never say
17:32anything of any use whatsoever never
17:38i
17:39i happen to have a very relevant problem concerning my relationship with a fiance
17:49i find both physically and mentally repulsive and all you can do is accuse me of
18:00all right i'll shut up see what happens if i don't monopolize as you call it no one ever accused
18:07you of monopolizing steward oh yes they did you did all right i'm talking about all of you
18:14well i know very well what you all feel about me thank you very much
18:18well knickers to the lot of you that's what i say
18:24excuse me yes james i um i know this is my first time and everything and i'm incredibly hostile
18:34but i sense a sort of intergroup tension exactly and i think i've got the answer yes we've got to
18:45stop meeting like this
18:55you made my evening yeah that's me always go for a laugh now you're supposed to ask if i live
19:01on my
19:02own i'm supposed to yes and you're supposed to say how about a cup of good night helen you're coming
19:10in or not
19:14i don't know how long you've been going to those meetings i was the third i think yeah third
19:25what what made you go it was either that or flower arranging
19:29and don't tell me why you went because i'm not really very interested
19:32you never believe it anyway oh i believe anything that's my trouble
19:37that's you me baby two cockeyed people in a crazy world
19:50how long you been living here you mean what's a nice middle-aged lady like you doing in a dump
19:55like
19:56this well putting it another way where's mr wonderful and the 2.8 kids is it still 2.8
20:01i was never very good with statistics no that isn't what i meant that's exactly what you meant
20:07listen uh baby um all i was doing was uh trying to make conversation yes i know
20:22you don't mind do you don't mind what i've got to be up early
20:29sorry and all that
20:33ah there you see no bother i've made the excuse for you what excuse oh come off it you've been
20:39dying
20:39to go for the past god knows how long listen if you want to go go i asked you in
20:45for a drink that's
20:45all that's all i was expecting i doubt it scouts honor oh i see doing your good deed for the
20:53day is
20:54that it not with you seeing the old lady across the road can i ask you something nothing to know
21:00do you ever give anyone a chance why don't you sod off
21:09good night no don't don't go please i should have walked out there and then made me report
21:18commiserated with the client and cop the money in this game you're only loyal to the pound note
21:34okay let's start again the name's azel james azel 33 years old divorced i've got a dodgy ankle
21:44and the only ambition i got is never to grow up now that's me now i'm here not because i
21:50fancy
21:51you and not because i don't fancy it but because you asked me in for a drink and i said
21:54yeah now
21:56i've had me drink and if all it's going to be from now on is us cutting each other's throats
22:00with clever conversation then yeah i think you're right i think i should say thanks for the party find me
22:07way home would you like some coffee that'd be very nice thank you
22:41don't bother with the coffee mrs byers please what did you call me i've got no right to be here
22:51what did you call me i'm an inquiry agent mrs byers a private detective call it what you like
22:58i was hired by your husband to help him find you i was just doing me job but it's all
23:04got out of hand
23:06that's why i'm here that's why i shouldn't be here you bastard i'm sorry you bastard you lousy
23:13i'm not very proud of it believe me so what have you told him nothing yet what do you mean
23:21by nothing
23:22i mean he's away i'm seeing him tomorrow oh yes what did you tell him then i've been following you
23:27for three days mrs byers you know what i'll tell him will you tell him i nearly had you as
23:31well
23:31i'll tell him i've been here yeah oh i'm sure you will
23:36i haven't finished yet well there's nothing more to say is there is there just how much do you know
23:42about um about your client enough you don't know anything look mrs byers his wife damn you i live
23:51with him i couldn't live with him anymore i left him and there's not a bloody thing legal or otherwise
23:55that says i should go back and i'll tell you this mr detective even if i was his wife he's
23:59got no
24:00right no right why the bloody hell would he lie to me because that's him because he wants people to
24:07feel sorry for him would you have done your dirty work if he told you the truth
24:14my name's helene crossley i'm not his wife i live with him for a year and i don't want to
24:19go back
24:21i don't want him to find me do you understand i've already told him where you work
24:28then i have to leave won't i no not if i said you don't know him you've done your dirty
24:35work without
24:35knowing one thing about him about me about anything does he know where i live no then i'm asking you
24:50please don't tell him you lied to me mr byers try to make a fool out of me and i
25:02don't like it yeah
25:03i admit it look when i first came to see you i was confused confused my ear old you lied
25:09to me
25:10have you any idea what it's like when someone you know i'm not interested in ideas only money
25:14now that's what you owe me that's the 30 quid up front she's my wife in everything but a check
25:19will do i pay the mortgage i pay the bills i pay everything you got any kids mr byers no
25:25then
25:25she could have been out working paying her wake who stopped her now don't you start getting clever
25:31with me mr hazel i'm warning you you're what
25:39two cash i haven't got my checkbook with me we heard it before i employed you to provide
25:46certain information you haven't done it oh i see i want to know where she is if that account
25:52isn't so bottom to know where she is get out will you all right you tell me where she works
26:00i'll take
26:00you from there i told you she worked in a travel agency now you're so busy feeling sorry for yourself
26:05you didn't ask which one and i didn't tell you now you got a lot of schlepping to do mr
26:09byers and i'm
26:10telling you don't bother because she's already left what do you mean i mean she's given in a notice
26:15i'll check this morning that's how much she doesn't want to see you
26:27what the bloody hell do you think you're doing you said you made out a report i want to see
26:31you
26:31out of your mind that's what i pay for that's what i want
26:36all right mr byers i'll give you a report she's drinking too much she's doing everything too much
26:43and you want to know why because she's just about the most unhappy woman i have ever met and i
26:48have met
26:48a few believe me and i'm to blame am i i don't know and i don't care you don't know
26:55anything do
26:55you so they keep telling me can't you see when someone's out their mind with worry go to the
27:00doctor get yourself some pills do you think i enjoy employing the lights of you i'll expect your check
27:07in the morning all i want to do is to talk to her write her a letter i'll see she
27:12gets it tell me where
27:13she is graham i just want to know where she is come in will you good morning now this is
27:23mr byers
27:24if he phones i'm not in if he knocks on the door call the police now see him out will
27:30you
27:33you get my drift don't you you really think you're something special don't you i think you're
27:41pathetic that's what i think we'll see about that won't we pathetic
27:52you
28:02you
28:29Piss off!
28:44You don't have to light the climb.
28:47But then you don't have to humiliate him either.
29:09Brian? Anybody calls, I'm out. About a couple of hours, yeah?
29:15I say, what was all that about?
29:19Oh yeah, I'm sorry about it.
29:22A client of me was getting a bit naughty with each other.
29:24I was trying to convince him of my lack of grace.
29:26Did you mean what you said?
29:27At the time, yeah. We all do at the time, don't we?
29:30I mean about me. What I'm supposed to do if he phones or anything and you're not here.
29:34Yeah, just tell him I'm out. I mean, be nice to him, but use your charm.
29:38I don't like getting involved in this sort of thing, you know?
29:42No.
29:42I've got work to do.
29:44Yeah.
29:45I... I sensed a sort of violence.
29:48What, from Byers?
29:50Nah, not really. He's not the sort.
29:52And I certainly haven't got what you call charm.
29:54Graham.
29:55Graham.
29:56Anybody who can persuade a bird to spend a night in a tip like that has got charm.
30:00Believe me.
30:08Now this, I really enjoy.
30:11One of the perks.
30:14Or, putting it another way.
30:16When in doubt, sweat it out.
30:26Mr. Hazel.
30:28I don't believe him.
30:30Mr. Hazel.
30:31Mr. Oh.
30:35I'm sorry.
30:36Could I have a word with you?
30:38Are you following me?
30:40I want to apologise for the way I behaved in your office.
30:44You've still got your clothes on.
30:46Yeah, well...
30:47Well, I didn't think.
30:51I bought your cash.
30:53No.
30:54No.
30:54You're not in here, eh?
30:55Because the ink'll run.
30:57There's something...
30:58There's something I've got to show you, Mr. Hazel.
31:00You came to the right place, didn't you?
31:02No, no.
31:03I'm...
31:04I'm serious.
31:05Ah, yeah.
31:05So am I, brother.
31:06So am I.
31:08I'll make it worth your while.
31:10You know.
31:11Cash.
31:14Wait for me in the bar.
31:16Yeah?
31:18Yeah.
31:25Oh.
31:29I told him to take his clothes off.
31:31But he's shy.
31:43What's it all about, Mr. Byers?
31:45You asked me in your office if I had any children and I said no.
31:49What I meant was that Helen and I had no children.
31:52I was married before.
31:54That's David.
31:55He's nearly 13.
31:56And that's Katie.
31:57She's 10.
31:59Very nice.
32:00Well, my marriage was finished long before I met Helen.
32:02And it was ridiculous pretending otherwise.
32:04But, um...
32:04There were the children, of course.
32:07But I knew if I left home, it would be better for them.
32:10Better for me.
32:10Better for everyone.
32:11Mr. Byers...
32:12No, please.
32:14Please let me finish.
32:18So I left home and lived on my own for a while.
32:22Sort of no man's land, the chances are I'd go back.
32:26She was very reasonable then.
32:28My wife.
32:29But I didn't go back.
32:31I...
32:32I moved in with Helen.
32:34From then on, she made things as difficult as she could.
32:38Demands for money, which I expected to make no bones about, but...
32:41Worse than that, far worse.
32:44She started using the kids.
32:46Using them as weapons, you know.
32:48Poisoning their minds against me.
32:49Telling them how I ditched them to go and live with my tar.
32:53You know, the usual kind of filth.
32:57Then...
32:57Quite stupidly, God knows, Helen did all she could to stop me.
33:01I went to see her.
33:03Try and reason with her.
33:05Well, it all went wrong.
33:07We came to blows.
33:09It...
33:09It wasn't my fault.
33:11And she called the police.
33:14And things got completely out of hand.
33:17And finally, she took out a court order.
33:20Restraining me from seeing my own kids.
33:23The court decided that I was behaving unreasonable.
33:27Not once did they consider what that woman was doing to me.
33:31Look, I'm very sorry for you.
33:32And then one day, I came back from work.
33:35And Helen had gone.
33:39I'd given up everything for her kids, home, family, everything.
33:43All I was left with was a job, and it was a job.
33:47Trying to sell exhibition stands to people who didn't really want them.
33:53Which, in a way, just about sums it all up, doesn't it?
34:00Look, what exactly do you want me to do, Mr Byers?
34:03I want you to go and see Helen.
34:05And tell her I'm sorry.
34:07You're sorry?
34:08Yeah.
34:09She'll understand.
34:10Look.
34:11Write her a letter.
34:12I'll ask you if she gets it.
34:13No, no.
34:13She'd never read it.
34:14I know.
34:15You don't know?
34:16Yes, I do.
34:16I know her.
34:18What do you expect me to say?
34:19I just want you to see that she's all right.
34:21Tell her I'm sorry, and...
34:23I'd like to see her.
34:25Mr Byers, what we're talking about is your peace of mind, right?
34:29Not hers.
34:30Look, I've already messed up three lives.
34:33Four, if you count my own.
34:34I don't want to make it...
34:34Make it five.
34:35Five.
34:36Look, the best thing you can do is to leave well alone.
34:40But it's not well, is it?
34:42I mean, you told me yourself she's drinking too much.
34:44She's unhappy.
34:45Do you really think it's gonna make any difference if I go and see her?
34:49I've added...
34:50I've added another 20.
34:51That's...
34:51That's as far as I can go.
34:59Call me a naive sentimental fool.
35:02But very often I behave like a naive sentimental...
35:05Right.
35:06Off we go then, sunshine.
35:08Pressure it with.
35:15No, we got to go.
35:23I'll probably go.
35:24I'll probably go.
35:27Wait for me.
35:28Go, go, go.
35:29I'll probably go.
35:29If you want me...
35:34I'll probably go.
35:35What is the thing?
35:35I'll just go.
35:36I'll probably go.
35:36You have me.
35:37You have me on the other side.
35:38I'll probably go, go.
35:52Well, well, you really do like trying to make a fool out of me, don't you, Mr. Byers?
35:57Step into the office for a minute.
36:18Now, there's your 20 quid back.
36:21Now, I'm warning you for the last time, the lady does not want to see you.
36:26You think you're so clever, don't you?
36:28No, I don't.
36:29But I'm not all that stupid, either.
36:33I'll get someone else to find her.
36:35People like you a ten penny.
36:39I thought, well, that too.
36:42Thanks for reminding me.
37:25I didn't know if you were going to be in.
37:27I was going to leave you a note.
37:28Saying what?
37:32Can I come in?
37:41You wanted to tell me something?
37:44Yeah.
37:46I, uh...
37:47I wanted to say that he's not letting go that easily.
37:50Oh, he did say you were sorry.
37:53For what?
37:54Well, for what's happened.
37:57No doubt he told you about his wife and children, how he's lost them, as he calls it.
38:02He did mention it.
38:03Oh, it's all my fault?
38:04Well, no, he didn't say that.
38:05Did he tell you why his wife's turned into a raving neurotic?
38:09Because that's what she is.
38:10Or would have been if she hadn't, uh...
38:13Oh, you're right, you see.
38:15He won't let go of me, because he can't let go of anything.
38:18He leaves his wife and children and does nothing but interfere with them, never letting them have a life of
38:22their own.
38:23He lives with me and within six months it's nothing but blame and recrimination.
38:27I thought if I help him, if I show I understand, but...
38:30Why do you think he wants to find me?
38:32Because of me?
38:32Because he wants me back.
38:34Oh, he wants me back all right.
38:36He needs someone to blame, you see.
38:38The alternative's to blame yourself.
38:44Where are you going?
38:46On a train.
38:47You just caught me.
38:50I'd have given you a lift, honey.
38:51I haven't got me mounted.
38:52No, it doesn't matter, I'll get a cab.
38:54Uh, yeah, well, careful, yeah?
38:55Because, uh, fellas like me have a lot of contacts in the taxi business.
38:58Oh, I'll remember that next time I make a mess of it.
39:01You, uh, you gonna be all right?
39:02I'd think about yourself if I were you.
39:05Oh?
39:06I said, he needs someone to blame.
39:09He lost his family and he had me to take it out on.
39:12Now he's lost me.
39:14But he's got you, isn't he?
39:26Oh, God.
39:32Where do you think you're going?
39:33I'm gonna buy a paper.
39:35Do you mind?
39:37Where is she?
39:38Eh?
39:39What have you done with her?
39:40Don't talk cobbler's, Mr. Byers.
39:42Look, I've had it, eh?
39:43Just about up to here with you.
39:44I'm gonna have you this time, eh, sir?
39:46I mean it!
39:50Oh, yeah.
40:13Stand it, please, John.
40:33Byers!
40:35Byers!
40:40Byers!
40:44Let's go.
41:38Let's go.
41:44Let's go.
42:14Let's go.
42:18That is terrible.
42:21That is really terrible.
42:28You've only just had it cleaned.
42:30Thanks, Graham.
42:31You're a gem.
42:32I hope you gave him a right old seeing to.
42:35Tell me the truth.
42:36I didn't have the art.
42:37No.
42:39Well, poor old chap.
42:40He must have been in a right old state.
42:43That's what I keep telling myself.
42:44No doubt I'll be telling myself to out on the bus on the way home.
42:47What'll happen to him?
42:49Depends on the beak.
42:50Criminal damage, they call it.
42:53Anyway, if you fancy a drink tonight, cheer yourself up a bit.
42:58Thanks.
43:00I might do later on.
43:01You going somewhere?
43:03Yeah.
43:04I've got one or two things I want to get off me chest.
43:13As I was relieving myself of my hostility,
43:16I'd suddenly noticed that the lady Pamela had a lovely pair of knees
43:20and was radiating what can only be described as instant,
43:23sympathetic.
43:31I was hoping you might help me get over it.
43:35Actually, I'm rather good in a wonderment situation.
43:40I'm ever so hungry.
43:43I'll get myself.
43:45Terrific.
43:47I did check and was definitely assured there was no Mr. Pamela.
43:53Well, I'm going to need transport for the next few weeks
43:56and she looks to me like a very good driver.
44:01Therapy.
44:03Therapy.
44:06Therapy.
44:07Therapy.
44:09Appear for the next few weeks
44:10One morning
44:11Walk out where the ceiling fell
44:17Born one morning
44:19Walk out where the ceiling fell
44:24You learned everything you knew
44:26In six days
44:27On the seventh day
44:29You knew it very well
44:32You trusted pretty women
44:34A pretty woman had you tied and bound
44:39You trusted in the bottle
44:42But in the end that bottle got you down
44:47You've tried everything that's going
44:49But leave it all to faith this time around
44:54You've been down so long
44:57It looks like a
45:00Ain't that a shame
45:02Down so long
45:05It looks like a
45:07Ain't that a shame
45:10You know your life might change tomorrow
45:12And then again
45:14It might stay just about the same
45:27You know your life might change tomorrow
45:29You know your life might change tomorrow
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