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00:00:05Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29It's like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:09What's that, baby?
00:01:20Oh, my God.
00:01:24I love you.
00:01:26Oh!
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma
00:03:02brain food only fish with the good omega three the atlantic nova
00:03:08don't cry don't do that but where is the cube it's okay thank you she's okay she's crying
00:03:11she's not fine she stole the cubes
00:03:14this is what you once said about you yelled at the hell nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're going to run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:41bah adam
00:03:48hey duncan
00:03:50hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price
00:04:00no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets are closed today it's labor day
00:04:04oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on a deadline so
00:04:09off the record in the lockbox any comment on the cupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after
00:04:19your last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe
00:04:23your lockbox is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand
00:04:30an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not for me anyway good and if you want anything
00:04:43else about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy's still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's
00:05:48just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but
00:06:03we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense you rent
00:06:18he might not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar
00:06:28of
00:06:29cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's
00:07:55okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister
00:08:12let's hurt them um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um
00:08:20what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s-stop-t
00:08:28take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the
00:08:36acronym
00:08:37is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um
00:08:44s-stop-t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a
00:09:29step back
00:09:30yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t
00:09:37uh throwing
00:09:38things carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say it i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45it i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 percent with the right fungal regime but there's always side
00:10:08effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm going to stanford
00:10:21that's me sorry jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we
00:10:37went
00:10:37a bit radical with her hair maybe multi-color uh manifests individuality no i think she looked
00:10:48like a blue-eyed pinata i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations
00:10:58dr gary yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the
00:11:07full report promised but okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the nonverbal abstract
00:11:15processing average um but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only
00:11:24just so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have
00:11:30200 right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant
00:11:38remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowment oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent
00:11:56well i'm not you're really just on the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test twice
00:12:02as
00:12:02fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you
00:12:09we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the
00:12:13spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are
00:12:18in a
00:12:19little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you
00:12:24how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right
00:12:29that's a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the
00:12:36spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called
00:12:46a
00:12:46cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to you and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no
00:13:03glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy
00:13:09should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:23duncan hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime
00:13:39actually but she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed
00:13:46it's i'm sorry we were having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i
00:13:52keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as bed dogs who blow down to where it's warm gross right yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look closely above it even your closet can make
00:14:45sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really impressive right
00:14:57and remember it's only the uranulia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03and
00:15:13just
00:15:14just
00:15:15just
00:15:17just
00:15:43What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary? Huh? Huh?
00:15:59Sure. Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it? Yeah.
00:16:09Oh. Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much. It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:19Yeah, good. That's the way you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb. That whole thing on top of the house.
00:16:32That's a Faraday cage. Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:43Yeah, sure. Great. Could use a break.
00:16:46Good. Great.
00:16:48Yep. The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in.
00:16:56I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah. I suppose.
00:17:01Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with like fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind. So...
00:17:36Rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely? You rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always.
00:18:19Sometimes.
00:18:20Rarely.
00:18:20Rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:49And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53Um, uh, hey, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:49I...
00:19:50I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's, it's, it's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halloumi?
00:19:57Uh, our, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halloumi.
00:20:01Uh, wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that trip.
00:20:06That we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There, there, there was that, um,
00:20:14that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me or since Jesus.
00:20:23You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't, why don't we just do the,
00:20:32the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:35Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this.
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This.
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fa-Fa.
00:21:21You remember Fa-Fa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fa-Fa
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fa-Fa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:32Got that on Fa-Fa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:35So, I really gotta get back.
00:21:37So, can you run me to the, uh...
00:21:38Yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish.
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't, couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51for him.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes,
00:22:05his medication.
00:22:06You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fa-Fa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fa-Fa.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He g-he gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:52Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go. Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm-I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I-I'm-I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I-I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If-if you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll-you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:25Wait, up-up the-this...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well, uh...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what-
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun?
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:07A gun.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:26Hi.
00:24:26Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37put herself in a Caltrain's path.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59Probably make a lot of bitches smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:10Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up!
00:25:22This is embarrassing.
00:25:26Uh...
00:25:27Yeah, I think she's...
00:25:28Oh!
00:25:44Oh!
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:45Easy!
00:25:46Hold on.
00:25:47Come on.
00:25:48Come on.
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:52Oh!
00:25:53Icarus?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations... reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um...
00:26:04He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you wanna be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay.
00:26:24Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Uh, Naaman Gray.
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:57Hey.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:01Hmm.
00:27:02I'm new, so...
00:27:02Hmm.
00:27:04Uh...
00:27:04Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:05Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My...
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come find you.
00:27:55Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:27:58Hi.
00:28:00Hi.
00:28:04Look at him.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:12Hot!
00:28:38have a good day yeah bye bye um hey
00:28:43uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk that's that's emotional
00:28:49distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's
00:28:57fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry
00:29:05i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off your clients most private and
00:29:09confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence according to the rules of therapy
00:29:15international i'm just curious
00:29:21oh my god
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00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:06Thank you. The sticky part is, I'm a psychologist. But patients, clients, come for therapy to
00:31:15my home office. Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here. Okay. Thank you. Name?
00:31:32Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if
00:31:40it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with
00:31:51law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this. So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm
00:32:06to themselves or their families. They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:12Well, why would they come after me? Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give
00:32:22it back? Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money
00:32:42off my, my patients. Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity. Like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties.
00:33:11You know, fiduciary ones. Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:33So, did, did you geo-fix her car? Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her
00:33:38telematics.
00:33:39Her t-
00:33:41Like, her car's emergency systems. Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon. Her tire pressure monitors. Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way. Maybe this could be the hub for this project. What are we gonna call
00:33:55it? Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan. That's funny, but something a little more grand. The Dunquisition. That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin. No. No, no-did. No-did. Like, hypnosis. Hypnosis. Like, G-O-N. No, no-G.
00:34:13Oh, she's on the 280 and she's getting off. Where is she? Okay. Where is this? Harper, where is that?
00:34:19Um- Why did you turn it off? Just that, um, I've already given you a 360 degree profile of
00:34:26this woman, and this is not protecting and it's not probing. It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not- We're not stalking her. We're stalking her car. Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot
00:34:38Duncan.
00:34:38That's right. That's right. This is a life or death. So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job. This is extra. How much do you make?
00:34:46150. If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO. Wow. Wow. A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review. Oh, it's now. It sucks. Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Odin. Eye of Odin. Can we be quiet in the space, please? Yeah, sorry.
00:35:17The Eye of Odin.
00:35:17The Eye of Odin.
00:35:19The Eye of Odin.
00:35:20The Eye of Odin.
00:35:22The Eye of Odin.
00:35:25The Eye of Odin.
00:35:30The Eye of Odin.
00:35:33The Eye of Odin.
00:35:34The Eye of Odin.
00:35:36The Eye of Odin.
00:35:38The Eye of Odin.
00:35:38The Eye of Odin.
00:35:40The Eye of Odin.
00:35:42The Eye of Odin.
00:35:43The Eye of Odin.
00:35:44The Eye of Odin.
00:35:45you do for free and charge them for it. Now you've got a business. I'm the founder of
00:35:50Brainly. What's your winning idea? Jesus Christ. Come on, come on. Work is life. That's why
00:36:01I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names. No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow. What's your winning idea? Morons.
00:36:15Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:17Oh.
00:36:25Oh.
00:36:32Oh.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:40Let's go.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:16The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26You ready?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Anushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:59Um, no, the future.
00:39:01No, Prince Mishkin.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:28It just feels like without Hamish, like, everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:07Offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10Uh, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24We're lucky this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Nice hammer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:43Take it, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe under her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10Perhaps right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:01He smiled, he laughed, right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:59You're in a bubble.
00:44:01And you're in a bubble.
00:44:15You're in a bubble.
00:44:17It's insane.
00:44:21You're in a bubble.
00:44:21Mm-hmm.
00:44:24You're in a bubble.
00:44:25Hey...
00:44:26Hey, Saal.
00:44:27Hey, Saal!
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:23Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:39And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information,
00:47:21but information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:41Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the turtle-back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What? How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:15It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And...
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44...get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00Isn't Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:35Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:19Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsycho bow.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I?
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived.
00:51:32Broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No.
00:52:00He was...
00:52:01No.
00:52:01No.
00:52:01You're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:31I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This Thelma.
00:53:51This Thelma's born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot one when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Delma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:18Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have the money.
00:54:22Okay. Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:59I love the roses.
00:55:02Thank you, Tada.
00:55:06Good morning two.
00:55:06Why don't you mix them together?
00:55:09I don't know.
00:55:10That heardÙ“s were actually for you.
00:55:10How she lights the world up, well, now it's your chance
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance
00:55:25Hey, Ben, think about the sun
00:55:34Think about your life, Ben
00:55:37Days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out to me
00:55:55Hey, Ben, think about the sun
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park, hypnosis
00:56:19Zero day since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here we go
00:56:34Action
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop
00:57:11T, take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start
00:57:28S is for start
00:57:29T, uh, throwing things
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapist
00:57:50I am going to start throwing things
00:57:53At retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:03Uh-oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14They were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to throw you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite scene
00:58:24In the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27Are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's
00:58:30Incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work and be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42And you know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45On the little
00:58:48Insider treating
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50Unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence
00:58:55Of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment
00:58:56When their characters
00:58:58Wants and needs
00:59:00Come to
00:59:01A collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need
00:59:05Is just
00:59:06One of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:11Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13Is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want
00:59:16People talking to him
00:59:17And worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20That to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22In the next episode
00:59:23Of The Audacity
00:59:51The Audacity
00:59:56The Audacity
00:59:58The Audacity
00:59:59The Audacity
01:00:00The Audacity
01:00:02The Audacity
01:00:03The Audacity
01:00:03The Audacity
01:00:04The Audacity
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