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00:12Your food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed grow.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Perkadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some naan.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I have some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:13I just told you I'm just here to pick up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:17On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:22Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit weird because the lamb's a signature.
01:34Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it?
01:46An article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:48You're doubling down on this, right?
01:50Dude, you know how it's like.
01:52I got busy.
01:52You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
02:03And you memorised it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you're sad?
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me?
02:18Full disclosure.
02:18Shah Latif and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
02:23Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:26That's how you describe the relationship, right?
02:27And you calm down.
02:29These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner and mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:44It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:45Delete that now!
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:53Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you just delete it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Okay, uncle!
03:02Yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Yeah, show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan work.
03:08Come on, man.
03:08Have you been paid?
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Oh, okay, look.
03:13Look, time out, please.
03:14I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15Oh, they're already tired.
03:16I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:20It's not right.
03:21Sure.
03:22I'm here.
03:22I don't know what it takes for these hard times.
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Did you see that?
03:28Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine.
03:34Thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Where are you going?
03:38Ready?
03:39Sorry.
03:39What are you doing?
03:42What are you doing?
03:42Is there an exit?
03:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:44Go.
03:44Go away.
03:45Go away.
03:45Don't allow.
03:46Don't allow the police.
03:47Please forgive me.
03:48Alright.
03:50Sorry.
03:51What are you doing?
03:51Do you not remind me?
03:55Hey, sir, don't be here.
03:56I'm not trying.
03:57I'm not trying to be there.
03:58I'm on my way down.
04:03Let me stop.
04:04Let me stop.
04:06Let me stop.
04:07Let me stop.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay.
04:10Sorry.
04:11I wonder if that was wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you.
04:13That last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on now.
04:17That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy.
04:20Me?
04:21Come on.
04:21You knocked three people out just by staring at me.
04:24Hey, if you ever need a job, I could do with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than you know.
04:32Book club for one.
04:33What kind of Eid is that, huh?
04:34How about your Eid?
04:35What?
04:35Crossing London to stalk your ex.
04:37You need help.
04:38You know what?
04:39I do.
04:39And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care.
04:44Actually.
04:45Rose for a beautiful lady.
04:47You know what?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:48I'll buy a rose.
04:50Well, I should be dangling you, right?
04:52No.
04:52Please.
04:54How much are rose?
04:55Five feet.
04:56Okay.
04:57That's a bit Steve.
04:57I'll do 250 for her.
04:58You're embarrassing yourself.
05:00That's not the first time I would have done that for you though, is it?
05:03I don't need a rose from you.
05:05You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06No.
05:06Just not from you.
05:07Actually, my life's pretty great.
05:08Okay.
05:09If it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose and we can start from scratch.
05:13Five pounds is expensive.
05:16Hmm?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all, you'd know I hate roses.
05:22I remember that.
05:23I just...
05:23You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:26Guys.
05:27Guys.
05:27Why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
05:2920% off for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32We used to be.
05:33She'd met my family.
05:34Yeah.
05:34I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, no, not in a funder way.
05:42Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:44Listen.
05:45She was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
05:52That's racist, isn't it?
05:53Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
06:00Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date.
06:10She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:12She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come for that.
06:20Okay.
06:21Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure.
06:22That night was about me.
06:24Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay.
06:28So then how exactly would you define how we...
06:29Fucking cunt.
06:30Fuck.
06:30What?
06:32I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:33Okay.
06:34Do you...
06:35Do you have to go back there now?
06:36It has my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck.
06:38Argentina.
06:40What?
06:40Why are you going to Argentina?
06:42Wait.
06:43Someone's taken it.
06:45Look, my airpods are moving.
06:47Fuck.
06:47Oh shit.
06:48We're not going to catch you on foot.
06:49We need a cabinet.
06:50Oh wait!
06:51Taxi!
06:53I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen.
06:56Can you just...
06:57Just let me help.
06:59Just trust me for once.
07:01I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey mate!
07:09Listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast is this going?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16Faster than walking though, isn't it?
07:17Oh yeah.
07:17It's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Understood?
07:23You always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah?
07:24Well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey.
07:27This is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this dot?
07:30Yeah.
07:31All right, auntie.
07:31I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:32You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34All right.
07:34Listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Funding came through for my doc.
07:40The ship brick one?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:42Cool.
07:43Come on.
07:45Proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that to patronise you.
07:48Well, it was a little bit patronising.
07:49No, seriously.
07:50I wish there were more docking entries about ship bricks.
07:52The ship's in Canada.
07:58It's not just enough to get a tip.
07:59It's just enough to memorize you.
07:59It's not just an example.
08:03It's a village.
08:04OK.
08:04Your dad is more perb of Fondo.
08:08I appreciate you saying that.
08:10He would have killed to have me in your family.
08:14I would have had to kill him.
08:15I would have had to keep pulling him to one side.
08:16Like that, what the fuck are you doing?
08:17Chill out, mate.
08:22How is he he's no good yeah it's not um yeah he's no good
08:36I think my whole family hates me they probably do
08:48I can make you feel that's not shut up
08:52I can make you feel that's crazy
08:59Of all the tunes that's wild
09:06Minkie turn it up
09:09Better turn it up for your auntie
09:10I'm getting an auntie when I'm raving
09:13I can make it all clearer
09:18Don't pretend you know that you feel it
09:22Cry so hard that you can't conceal it
09:26Whatever you feel inside
09:29I can make you feel
09:30Is it here?
09:31It's got me around here
09:32Maybe it's in the diner room in there
09:33In there?
09:35You know
09:38Thanks
09:39Yeah
09:3910% off your next ride
09:41Leaving tomorrow
09:42Well when you get back then
09:43Not coming back
09:44What do you mean I'm coming back?
09:45It doesn't matter
09:47What do you mean by that?
09:49Kat, Manny, Charlie
09:49No man
09:51Nice one
09:54What do you mean you're not coming back?
09:56No
09:58It's here
10:01Okay
10:01Okay
10:02Um yeah
10:04I think is that down there on the left?
10:06Yeah
10:06Hurry up it takes weeks to get a new passport
10:08Don't worry we're gonna get it
10:09Wait I think it
10:12It's like behind
10:13This one here
10:18Hi
10:20Hi
10:21Hi
10:21Welcome to the glow up
10:2325 head
10:24Oh I'd like to pay
10:25Please
10:26But I don't have my wallet or phone
10:28So
10:29How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:36And here are your pretty bags
10:39Down the corridor on the right
10:41Thank you
10:42Okay
10:42Okay
10:43So what are we looking for exactly?
10:45It's a bum bag
10:46Okay
10:47What kind of bum bag?
10:48Just a bag
10:49Right
10:50Neon
10:51Pink and yellow
10:52Wait is this the one that I got you?
10:54Yeah
10:55Aww
10:56Alright relax
10:57What?
10:58We shouldn't be too hard to find right?
11:00It's convenient
11:00It's a useful size bag
11:02Okay
11:02Okay
11:06Sharp
11:11Might be a bit tricky
11:13Oh shit
11:16I'm never gonna find my bag in here
11:18Woah
11:18Aren't you forgetting something?
11:21So what?
11:22Check your goodie bag mate
11:23Can't let you on the dance floor like that
11:26Oh with the paint
11:29Alright
11:29Um
11:31Fuck it
11:33Um
11:33I'm not really
11:34I'm shit at this
11:35Sit down
11:35I'll do it
11:40Whoa whoa whoa whoa be nice
11:43Be nice
11:44When am I not nice?
11:47As much as you want to humiliate me
11:51Just remember whose passport
11:53Don't rush the artist
11:54Please
11:57Sorry
12:01Or look into her soul
12:07Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:10Um
12:11I don't know
12:11You look so much fitter with that nose ring man
12:14What?
12:15Fuck you
12:15What?
12:15I'm just saying
12:16It took the attention away from that
12:17Cold dead look in your eyes
12:19Probably around the same time as you
12:21Um
12:21Started losing half your hair
12:23You know
12:23Um
12:24Pitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone
12:26So
12:26It's because I'm madly
12:27So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey
12:29You just let me know
12:30No I'm fine
12:31You know
12:31I just take all my self-loathing
12:33And I rub it on my scalp every day
12:34But thanks for chopping me up
12:35Next time I see you
12:38You're going to have shaved your head
12:39And you're going to tell me it's for a role
12:41Or
12:42Because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness
12:44And you're going to be so upset
12:45About all the time you spend together
12:46Now that I'm dead
12:48Yeah
12:48Yeah
12:48Death guilty
12:49Yeah
12:49That's a straight up auntie move
12:51It is
12:52Sorry that triggered you
12:53Sorry does that turn you on
12:55I know
12:56I do my turn
13:20Turn it up
13:21Yeah
13:23Let me check in
14:09Yeah, I'm looking as well.
14:10All right.
14:11I'm always looking.
14:11Don't worry.
14:17You're not a bad Eid in the end.
14:18Not the worst.
14:19You know what I mean?
14:23What are you looking at me for?
14:24I don't have it.
14:46I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
14:48I don't have it.
15:05I don't have it.
15:07I don't have it.
15:16I don't have it.
15:17I'm supposed to be bombed.
15:20Are you fucking mad?
15:21Pack it.
15:21You might have to pull out!
15:23You should be out here with us!
15:24Don't listen to me, he's lost the fucking blood.
15:26I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:27Buddy!
15:28You're done!
15:28She's a Jew!
15:29You're the fuck out of this one for!
15:52You're the fuck out of this one!
16:17You're the fuck out of this one!
16:25Hey!
16:28Hey!
16:33You'll find it?
16:44I just wanna say what you're doing,
16:46You've been halfway across the world on your own
16:50It's amazing you're fearless. I've always admired that about
17:01Oh, we're gonna live
17:06Okay, great, yeah
17:10See like a good neighborhood
17:12I'm just saying a woman out there on our own. I can take care of myself. I know I know
17:16I know your Spanish is kind of shit
17:18So you're gonna need someone to
17:19What are you doing?
17:21What am I doing? I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a race
17:26What?
17:28Found the bag, didn't you?
17:31No
17:34What? Yeah, you did you psycho?
17:37What are you talking about? You just said passports with a fucking S. Where are they?
17:42Fine, fine, fine
17:46Oliver Winthrop? Fucking Winthrop man, and I'm the one trying to be white. No, then leave me the bag
17:52Fuck off
18:13Hey
18:14Hey
18:15Hey, hey, why did you lie to me? I didn't fucking lie to you
18:17You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend. Why do you think I'm here?
18:19You're the one that lied about the passports
18:22Okay
18:23All right, then I'll be honest now. I am not here for your fucking article. Okay. I'm here. I'm here
18:26for you. Look I'm here for you
18:29Because I miss you
18:31I miss us
18:33Okay?
18:34I'll admit that
18:37Now
18:39Can you admit
18:41If it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about
18:44your boyfriend
18:45Well, how long?
18:46About a year
18:47That you're moving to another country with tomorrow?
18:50Yeah
18:50I mean, there's something
18:52I've got cold feet
18:53This is a fucking big decision
18:55Okay, so you've got cold feet
18:56Yeah, okay
18:57But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London
19:01Am I out here running around with you? Why is that?
19:04Hmm?
19:04But he's fucking great
19:06He's really great and he loves me and he's reliable and he's there for me
19:11So, I don't know
19:13I don't know
19:25Do you want to know what it's like?
19:26Hmm
19:29Doing the dirty work
19:34Fighting everybody
19:35And being a nobody
19:39I
19:41I don't live with myself
19:43I live with
19:46Whoever they need me to be
19:51And if I don't know who I am
19:53It's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know
19:58Are you acting?
20:02No
20:02There's like
20:04Lines
20:04They are lines, but the feeling is honest
20:11You're insane
20:20Please don't go
20:28Take care
20:29Okay
20:51All right
20:54See you
20:55Bye
20:56Bye
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