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16:18I never fucking asked you to, and this, this whole thing you're doing here,
16:20this is what I'm talking about, this is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No, yes. Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, for fuck's sake, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything, I've got your back. I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is,
16:36because this is something, right? Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:42You live a million miles away, OK?
16:44You have a whole life, you have fucking house keys.
16:47Car keys, so many keys, OK? I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:52I don't want your keys, OK? I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective
16:56from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, OK?
17:03Alright?
17:03Alright.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11Alright? Yeah? You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:15Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28OK, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no. Oi.
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Salim, yeah.
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Said gone, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51OK.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Why? Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:04I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment, Shah Latifah
18:19is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:21And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor, he's somehow
18:26liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:40Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:48Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate
19:00and avoidable.
19:02And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:08Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:10Alhamdulillahirrabbilalamin.
19:11Shah Latifah here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I have fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:19Yes.
19:20Yes.
19:23Yes.
19:23Allah, Allahu Akbar.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little Tik Tok, you little-
19:38TheiοΏ½οΏ½λ©΄ and the lΓοΏ½οΏ½ de Adhitleri.
19:41In theiab It....
19:42We have to talk about this situation
19:42Last night at the end...
19:49Himself I amζ³landirrahim.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah, hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:15Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was banging out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right, I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right, oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm, I will do.
21:15All right, safe, safe.
21:18Ah!
21:29What is this?
21:30What is this?
21:32What is this?
21:32What is this?
21:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:34Papa?
21:35Yeah, what?
21:36Are you all right?
21:37Yeah.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Move, bro.
21:39Why was I praying on a chair already?
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how you're breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You for yourself.
21:51Don't come up me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
21:54All right, all right.
21:55Come down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Did you get it?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bitta.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, shabbat, shabbat.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man.
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:30It's okay with me.
22:31He's just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came here to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I thought you were giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicab.
22:38Shut up.
22:38Blow it.
22:39Blow it, bro.
22:39He's been leech, man.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50I...
22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to her.
22:59You're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, enough.
23:10Come on, Shaju.
23:11I'm going.
23:12I'm going.
23:12I'm going.
23:13Why are you saying that to me?
23:15Shaju.
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17What did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:21Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change your world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter,
23:32bucky, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, wasp.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:57I'm trying to change your world.
24:22I'm trying to change your world.
24:46But I'm trying to change your world.
24:50I'm trying to change your world.
24:53I'm trying to change your world.
25:07I'm trying to change your world.
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