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00:30I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:41Give me the gun, I'll take the blame, and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:53I'll feel the rain, and turn the pain into cold
01:10Hello?
01:19Mommy Baba?
01:25Q
01:26Here's your name
01:53Thank you
02:24You can tell me if he's here or not.
02:26You can't keep him.
02:28You can't keep him unless you charge him.
02:30Have you charged him?
02:31Like I said to you before...
02:32I need to know if he's here.
02:33I've been sat there for over an hour now.
02:35Listen, someone is going to come and talk to you in a minute,
02:37so you need to go take a seat.
02:39OK, I'll give you ten minutes,
02:40and then I'm taking your name and number.
02:45Hi. I'd like to...
02:53Yeah, I'd like to report a missing family.
02:56The whole family's gone missing, have they?
02:59Yes, I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists.
03:03What? Domestic ones.
03:06The white ones.
03:11Q-U-R-R-A-T hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N.
03:19Two hyphens, OK.
03:20Yeah, that's why she goes by Q.
03:22OK, I want to go back to the bust-up that you said you had with your family.
03:27Well, that's not really that relevant,
03:30because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this,
03:32this was set up in the living room,
03:33so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this.
03:37Yeah.
03:38So if we can just get into that...
03:39So that's a very different kind of investigation.
03:41It's a much longer process.
03:42It's cybercrime, really, and this falls under missing persons.
03:45So all we're trying to do is just help you find...
03:48Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:51Sorry, Roger, just the details.
03:52Yeah, yeah, of course.
03:53You know what I mean?
03:55That was...
03:56That's different.
03:57I'm reporting this crime now.
03:59Alleged crime.
04:01I'm sorry, maybe I'm being a bit paranoid.
04:03Am I, like, a suspect or something like that in this case?
04:06Well, easy now.
04:07You know, no-one said anything about a suspect.
04:10We just need to ask questions, sir,
04:11in order to conduct a proper investigation.
04:13So that's why I'm asking,
04:15why didn't you report the pig's head?
04:18I thought I could handle it myself
04:19with my private security consultant.
04:22You've got a security consultant?
04:23Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news.
04:25Sorry, you're in the news?
04:27Yeah, I might be the next James Bond.
04:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:33So you're saying that you're actually, like, a famous actor?
04:36No, I didn't say famous.
04:37No, I just said, well, actually, yes,
04:38my Bond callback is later on this afternoon,
04:41but I can't be there if I'm here,
04:42and I'm here because my family aren't there.
04:44Right, so I'm just making sure
04:45we've got private security detail
04:47auditioning to be the next...
04:49James Bond.
04:50James Bond.
04:52And got sent the severed pig's head by racist trolls.
04:55I did, because they don't want me to be the next James Bond.
04:58Right, which is why these people
04:59have also abducted your family.
05:03That's my current working theory, yeah?
05:05You sound completely fucking mental.
05:12Okay, mate.
05:13Give us a few minutes,
05:14and we'll be right back.
05:16All right.
05:22You've got to be kidding me.
05:26What in the shitting hell are you doing, man?
05:30If you keep your mouth shut,
05:31then maybe I can focus.
05:33Focus on this,
05:34you sentient ballbag.
05:36You should be at home preparing for the audition.
05:38Shut up.
05:39Ouch!
05:40And you most certainly should not be here.
05:42You're not the hero of this story to them.
05:46You're the villain.
05:47Trust me.
05:48They're going to Google me,
05:48and when they do,
05:49they're going to see all the Bond chat,
05:50and they're going to see that I'm telling the truth.
05:52And then,
05:53they can tell the papers
05:54how you showed up here
05:55with a severed pig's head.
05:57Think, you turgid gimp.
06:00Think!
06:03Think!
06:06Think!
06:19Sorry.
06:21Be cool, man.
06:23Police are going to be watching.
06:24I'm not.
06:25I'm just looking for my family.
06:26That's not a crime, is it?
06:27Hey, calm the fuck down.
06:28I saved you back there.
06:30All right.
06:30Okay, I'm sorry.
06:31And thank you.
06:32That's more like it.
06:34All you've got to do is walk normally.
06:38Very weird walk, man.
06:40Very weird.
06:42Be normal.
06:43No, this is normal!
06:56Ouch!
06:57Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
06:58Gently, cockfingers.
07:00Okay, lock the doors,
07:02close the curtains.
07:03Let's run lines.
07:05Auditions in eight hours.
07:07Wait.
07:08Where are you going?
07:09I need to find the right USB.
07:11The only camera that matters
07:13is at the screen test.
07:16Shah, time's running out.
07:19Shah, time's running out.
07:19Say the words with me.
07:22Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
07:27Fighting everyone and being no one?
07:31I don't live with myself.
07:33Come on, come on, come on.
07:35I need...
07:36I'm giving you gold here.
07:39Oh, yes!
07:40That's right, motherfucker.
07:43This is all a distraction.
07:46Classic self-sabotage.
07:48Huh, shit.
07:50Come on.
07:55Fuck.
07:56You're not afraid for your family.
07:58You're afraid of success.
08:01Even if they have been kidnapped,
08:04you're no superhero spy.
08:06Becoming one should be our focus.
08:10Why don't you try helping for a change?
08:12I am helping.
08:14The only version of you
08:15that has any value to your family
08:18or anyone else is Bond.
08:20Shut the fuck up.
08:23Oh, God.
08:24Self is as basic as they come.
08:27Try his birthday, obviously.
08:29Oh.
08:30Huh.
08:35Oh, fuck!
08:36You don't even know his birthday?
08:38Some brother you are.
08:40Okay, we don't know.
08:42Can we get back to work?
08:47The security consultant?
08:49Oh, yeah.
08:50If you were this obsessive about your craft,
08:53you'd have a career.
09:06This is a security consultant.
09:09If you see something that doesn't look right,
09:11speak to staff or text
09:13official transport release
09:15call 61016.
09:26This is a waste of time.
09:29Oh, shit.
09:30What?
09:30Uh, we've got a problem.
09:32We've got dogs.
09:33Oh, dear.
09:34I'm dry-aged, you realize.
09:36Turn around now.
09:37Can't turn around.
09:38They've spotted us.
09:39It'll be suspicious.
09:40You're a sweaty brown man
09:42with a blood-stained duffel bag.
09:43You're already fucking suspicious.
09:46Let's just shut out, okay?
09:47Just have some faith.
09:49You want to act on, aren't I?
09:50Oh, God.
09:54Excuse me, sir.
09:57I'm not doing anything.
09:58I'm not even here to catch a train.
10:01Oh, God.
10:03No, no.
10:04Get back.
10:05Do you mind if it's taking a bug?
10:06Sir?
10:07Damn, boy.
10:08What's in the bug, sir?
10:10Stop, you fucker.
10:11Sir, that won't be necessary.
10:18Yep.
10:22You say something?
10:23Good, man.
10:24Have a good day.
10:28How'd you do that?
10:29Well, I've still got a few tricks up, must I,
10:31when it comes to law enforcement?
10:33Must be nice to be, uh, tall and white, huh?
10:37Membership has its privileges, shall we?
10:40It's a complete fucking mess.
10:42I tried to go to the police.
10:43Well, there's your first mistake there.
10:44Come on, man.
10:45We're going to find your family, all right?
10:48Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:49It feels good to hear you say that.
10:50Because nobody believes me.
10:52I like him.
10:52He makes me feel safe.
10:54I'm going to put a call out of something called the Kilner system,
10:57all right?
10:57Now, luckily, Wembley is CCTV to the hilt.
11:00So if your family have been on any street, actually,
11:02in London in the last eight hours,
11:04I will be able to track their exact location down to the entrance.
11:07And as soon as I get a ping,
11:09you'll be the first to know.
11:10Really?
11:10Yeah, man.
11:12All good.
11:13That's fucking amazing.
11:15I didn't realise your company had that kind of reach.
11:18My company has the biggest reach there is, all right?
11:21Don't worry.
11:21Look, listen, here's the thing, right?
11:22Your family, that's today's problem, yeah?
11:24And what about tomorrow's problem?
11:26Now, do you want to be reactive or do you want to be proactive?
11:30I want to be proactive.
11:31Of course you fucking do.
11:32You are on the precipice of something massive.
11:35And all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently,
11:37it will only get worse.
11:39Trust me, I know.
11:40I've fucked the audition
11:41and my prospects have gone down the toilet, so...
11:44Listen, I wouldn't be here talking to you now
11:47if that was the case, would I?
11:51So you've got your recall later, correct?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:57So you're going to go in there,
11:58you're going to do your audition,
12:00and when you do,
12:01those decision-makers will be primed in your favour.
12:09Well, I'm...
12:10You understand?
12:11Well, how...
12:11How...
12:13How you can do that?
12:19Are you at my five?
12:23It's OK.
12:25Oh, fuck.
12:25OK.
12:26It's not a big deal.
12:27It's not a big deal.
12:28OK, listen to me.
12:30I'm the only call you'll ever need to make.
12:34We've got your bag.
12:38What?
12:39There's a catch, isn't there?
12:41No.
12:42I mean, look,
12:44every relationship's a two-way street, isn't it?
12:47So...
12:49Basically, what we're trying to do
12:50is we just want to build bridges
12:53to your community,
12:54and in order to do that,
12:55we rely on individuals such as yourself
12:57just to help us with messaging.
13:00You know, as a prominent Muslim
13:01and soon to be more so your voice,
13:04it carries a lot of weight, Shah.
13:06So let's use it.
13:07Yeah?
13:10Right.
13:11Shah, let's sidebar now.
13:14Just remember we're the good guys.
13:16Yeah?
13:16Don't forget that.
13:18Shah!
13:24I'll be here.
13:30I mean, that sounds shady as shit, no?
13:33Shah, I was wrong.
13:35Going to Nigel was a masterstroke,
13:37albeit an accidental one.
13:39What are you talking about?
13:40He wants me to be a snitch.
13:42Snitch?
13:43He's not asking you to honey-trap an ayatollah, is he?
13:46He's offering you the role of a lifetime
13:48in exchange for some light PR work.
13:51I'm not a sell-out fed, sorry.
13:53Sell-out?
13:54Well, pardon me, Nelson-pissing Mandela.
13:57You want to star in a franchise
13:59that brazenly sells watchers, cars,
14:02and the British Secret Service.
14:04This is the only way you will land this role.
14:09I guess I just always thought I was someone
14:11who represents us to them.
14:15You know, I'm not fucking them to us.
14:17You're not representing them or us.
14:20This is about you, Shah, and who you want to be.
14:24And put simply, do you want to be talking
14:26to a pig's head in a toilet,
14:28panicking about your career and your family,
14:30or do you want to be the hero of this story?
14:34The ultimate shitting hero,
14:36because that, my friend, is what is on the table.
14:57Shah, what the hell are you doing, man?
15:01Hello?
15:03I'm improvising.
15:04Oh, God.
15:05Actors.
15:10Oh, God.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:44Watch out.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19More improv.
16:20No one's watching, you malodorous piss-flap.
16:23What's your problem, man?
16:24My problem is that I care about you, Shah.
16:27I want to make you better.
16:29No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on you.
16:32It's tough love, and it's the only voice you understand.
16:35If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
16:42You want to chill out?
16:44I'm in control now.
16:46And I know where we're going.
16:50No, no, no.
16:51Please, don't fake hang up on me.
16:54You need me.
17:21Fine, I'm willing to try things your way.
17:24But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban HQ?
17:29These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
17:35Don't leave me out here!
17:58Don't leave me out here!
18:02Excuse me.
18:02Sorry.
18:04Excuse me.
18:05Uncle, can I have a word, please?
18:07Why are you calling me Uncle at the same age?
18:09Are we?
18:09I mean, no.
18:11Sorry.
18:11I'm actually here to look for someone.
18:13Someone who's gone missing.
18:14My brother.
18:16Zulfi.
18:16I think you know him.
18:17He's the big guy who does the cabs.
18:19Have you seen him?
18:20Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
18:22Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
18:24Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.
18:26Excuse me.
18:27Asalaamu Alaikum, everyone.
18:28My family's gone missing.
18:31My parents, Parviz, Lateef, and my mother, Tyra Lateef,
18:34my siblings, Zulfi, and Q, Qura Tal Ain.
18:39I think some of you know them.
18:40I was just wondering if you might have heard anything.
18:44I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
18:46Pig!
18:48Pig's head!
18:49Pig!
18:50Pig's head!
18:51What the?
18:51Pig!
18:51It's not okay.
18:52Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
18:54It's not okay.
18:56It's not okay.
18:57You'd probably best have leave that.
18:59Get alone.
19:03It's...
19:05It's...
19:05He's with me.
19:07It's...
19:07It's with me.
19:08It's mine.
19:08It's mine.
19:13It's mine.
19:18Go the other way!
19:22Quick!
19:23Down here!
19:24Quick!
19:34Down here!
19:43Oi!
19:45Get in!
19:48Get in the package!
19:49Shit!
19:50Look what you've done, Shah!
19:58You owe me an apology, mate.
20:00And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
20:04I told you.
20:05Your failures would catch up to you.
20:08IDF bastard!
20:09Who recruited you?
20:10Mossad?
20:12IDF.
20:12100% Mossad.
20:13I told you.
20:15He's not Dave Patel.
20:16He's much too short.
20:19You can't handle them alone.
20:21I told you that you need to be...
20:29Him.
20:29That's not even.
20:37I'm so i told you, what?
20:46That's not even a dragon.
20:49You should buy a sword.
20:49You can't handle them.
20:50I don't know.
20:55Ahren!
20:59I told you.
20:59You need to be saved.
20:59Huh?
21:01Huh?
21:03Huh?
21:04Huh?
21:08Huh?
21:12Ugh!
21:16Ah!
21:19Huh!
21:24Ah!
21:36Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.
21:48Your turn now, Shaft.
22:14This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender! Surrender!
22:43Surrender! Surrender!
22:54Oh, my God, are you okay?
23:05No.
23:07No.
23:12No.
23:13No.
23:14No.
23:15No.
23:15No.
23:15No.
23:19How bad is this?
23:20No, no, no, it's not bad.
23:22It's not bad.
23:22It's not too bad.
23:23I feel like it's pretty bad.
23:25It feels like I'm missing an eye.
23:27Am I missing an eye?
23:29You're gonna be okay.
23:30All right?
23:30You're gonna be okay.
23:31Oh, it's cold.
23:33It's so cold.
23:35I don't want to die.
23:37Stay.
23:38I can't do this without you.
23:39I know.
23:41You really can't.
23:42That other guy, though,
23:44the one chasing you,
23:47he had potential.
23:49Why?
23:50Why did you resist?
23:53You tell me.
23:54You're the only one who gets it.
23:56You're the only one who gets me.
23:58That's why I need you.
24:00But I don't even know who you were.
24:05I was who you needed me to be,
24:09hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart,
24:12which is weird.
24:14You might want to unpack that.
24:20No.
24:21No, no, no.
24:21Don't go.
24:22No.
24:23We're a team.
24:24Okay?
24:25Good luck without me.
24:31Dickhead.
24:33Hey.
24:35Hey.
24:38Hey.
24:39Hey.
24:40Hey.
24:53Hey.
24:53Hey Hey.
24:53Hey.
24:53of it all
25:02That's just the price
25:05of it all
25:15It's written
25:17on these walls
25:18through the rise and fall
25:21I know I can't pretend
25:24that this will never end
25:27If in the end we die
25:30then our flaws
25:32won't pass just the price
25:35of it all
26:02I'll be right back to the end
26:02I know you
26:03is that this one
26:03and that's but
26:09I love it
26:10and I know you
26:11I love it
26:11and I love it
26:12and I love it
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