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12:39What's wrong?
12:40All the money they give, they'll take some money.
12:43Hey, cousin.
12:44Oh, shit.
12:45What are you saying?
12:46No, man.
12:46Oh, bless.
12:48What's this?
12:48What's what?
12:49You're forgetting to take out your tags.
12:50Oh.
12:51Rah!
12:52Is that you, yeah?
12:54Give me that.
12:54Baba, see how your boy's spending?
12:56Give me that.
12:57Why are you at home?
12:59Quit my job, man.
13:00Manager was a dickhead.
13:01Hey, don't say that.
13:02Rafiq bhai is a very good person.
13:04He was a weirdo.
13:05If you need work experience, I could sort you from Felicia.
13:07I told you.
13:07No, no, no, listen.
13:08You really want to help me?
13:09Take me to Taser Show tonight.
13:10Is he playing tonight?
13:12Yeah, why?
13:14I told you you can't work for me.
13:15Brother, I already sent you my counter offer.
13:1750% of my business.
13:19Yes, but do you believe in gender equality or nah?
13:21No, not really.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:27Shabai, are you going to be the next James Bond?
13:30What?
13:32Eh?
13:33Wait, wait, wait.
13:34It might be Cap, it might be Cap.
13:35Can I have a look at that?
13:35Bond or Bond?
13:36Oh, shit.
13:37No, no, no, no, it's legit.
13:38It's legit.
13:38What the fuck?
13:39Oh, my God.
13:39This is crazy.
13:41This is crazy.
13:43Wait, wait, wait.
13:44Chill, man.
13:45Check the website.
13:45It's BBC.
13:46We can't trust him.
13:48But why didn't you tell me?
13:50It's just an audition.
13:51It's just an audition.
13:52This whole time, right?
13:54Listen, it's an audition.
13:55It's a photo from today's audition.
13:57It's a photo from today's audition.
13:57What's that?
13:58What's that?
13:58James Bond is white.
14:00Stop, stop.
14:01Stop.
14:03Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:12Stop.
14:13Stop.
14:14Listen, it's okay to be a little bit excited.
14:17You know, it's nice even just to have the opportunity.
14:19It's a big deal.
14:20You know, Brown, James Bond.
14:21James Bond.
14:22She'll be proud.
14:23You know.
14:23This guy's face is going to be fucking blasted everywhere.
14:25Imagine, imagine it.
14:26Daniel Craig got paid 20 M's for the last movie.
14:29My Shahju will get 21.
14:32It's just calm down.
14:33It's just an audition, yeah?
14:34Call me if you need a body double for sex scenes.
14:36Hello?
14:37You're watching.
14:38You're watching.
14:38Can you tell her to call me soon?
14:39She comes back in?
14:41Yes, sure.
14:42Why?
14:43Why?
14:43Give me a phone.
14:45I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
14:47I've just got to sort this out and work it out.
14:50Because, yo, yo, look at me.
14:52I'm proud of you.
14:54Yeah?
14:56Fucking James Bond, my guy.
14:57Come on.
14:58Let's see what happens.
14:58Of course, inshallah.
14:59But do they know about the height?
15:01What do you mean?
15:03They're going to give you special shoes.
15:04Like, James Bond's a big, ain't it?
15:10I'm just saying it for you.
15:16Hey, Felicia, can you call me back, please?
15:17I'm just wondering if the audition news league thing has helped me
15:21or, you know, fucked me.
15:28It's out of the gatpe and you're listening in the .
15:29You're in the morning.arfed
15:47that's a good afternoon. Oh,
15:49I have aicity. Oh hi,
15:53a hog. It's happy.
15:54honestly, there's a wait till it's not.
15:57Yeah. Yeah. Where have you been?
16:00Painting my nails on a fucking sunbed. What the fuck do you think?
16:03Listen, did you call the pap?
16:05I'm not that clever. What are they saying? Are they pissed?
16:09Well, they are very surprised.
16:12Fuck.
16:13About how much you're trending.
16:15Why?
16:15And because of the reaction, they might give you a second chance of audition.
16:19God! Yes!
16:22You plus a female director is doing very well for the 18 to 34s,
16:25and you know that demographic gets them wet.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28So, listen. Sit tight and let this play out.
16:31Oh, my God.
16:34Thank you. That is amazing. That's really, really cool. Thank you.
16:37God bless the internet, eh?
16:39Yeah. So, just one thing. We can't just see how this plays out.
16:43We've got to do everything we can to get me back in there.
16:46Sha, I just told you it's good you're trending.
16:49Look, I'm just thinking, maybe I should delete all the old music,
16:53just the really political bits. What do you think?
16:56Azure agent.
16:57Let me deal with that stuff. You just need to act.
17:01Listen, there's videos of me online fucking pissing on the British flag.
17:05It's already out there. All you can do is own it.
17:08That makes you the edgy POC candidate.
17:10Yes, fresh blood, so new fans for the great old institution.
17:14Listen, don't find a thing that got you here, you know?
17:15Huh. OK, OK. So, what are you saying? Maybe I should lean into it?
17:21Or...? Cos Taze and them lot are doing a show tonight.
17:24I could maybe do a little thing there.
17:26There's nothing to lean into. You just are. Listen.
17:28Just don't do anything and stay home.
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done.
17:59There's nothing to do.
18:02There's nothing to do.
18:03There's nothing to do.
18:03There's nothing to do.
18:12Oh, shit.
18:15Hey.
18:16What are you doing here?
18:17Me? What are you doing here?
18:20We all everywhere today.
18:23Pretty cool, isn't it?
18:43Look who's back on the street.
18:46Bro, bro, bro, bro, brickshaw.
18:48What's that, bro?
18:49This shit blew up, huh?
18:52You killed it, man.
18:53What are you saying?
18:54Yes, dude.
18:55What are you saying, man?
18:56Are you meant to be protecting Gotham City right now?
18:58What?
18:58No, it's not Gotham.
19:00Bro, don't you know?
19:00Toots the new Batman.
19:01It's not bad, man.
19:03It's James Bond.
19:04Hey, bro, easy with the Hollywood big man shit.
19:06But it's just an audition, so let's see.
19:08You know what?
19:08We need to take a big shot.
19:09Oh, that girl.
19:12It's sick, man.
19:13All right, it's good to see you.
19:14I'm just thinking...
19:16What?
19:16Forget it.
19:17Forget it.
19:17It's cool, man.
19:18No, no, say it.
19:18No, no, I'm just...
19:20Go on.
19:20I just had a mad thought.
19:22Like, wouldn't it be sick if I...
19:24If I warmed up for you a lot tonight?
19:26Because I think the crowd would love it.
19:28It'd be like a reunion.
19:29It'd be like old times, bro.
19:30Like, how dare you, bro, you know?
19:32Nothing.
19:33You just...
19:33You come back.
19:34You act like you fucking own this, bitch.
19:36Walking through here all like, look at me, look at me.
19:39Bro, I didn't mean it like that.
19:41I didn't mean it like...
19:47You all right?
19:57Uh, there's like a lot of hate coming at you on the internet right now.
20:01Just don't pay attention to it, all right?
20:03It's all bullshit.
20:06London, are you ready for a taste?
20:08Yeah!
20:15I'm planning to try my volunteer.
20:25Yeah!
20:26Who's locked in?
20:26Who's locked in?
20:30Yeah!
20:35Please, I'm not a w-
20:36I'm not a w-
20:36You're not a w-
20:37I'm not a w-
20:37I'm not a w-
20:37I'm not a w-
20:40Yes, yes, well done, special guest MC in the buildings, MC Nightshot!
21:07No, no, no, no, no, no!
21:14Give us a message, give us a message that we can go on the wrong path, we have fallen out.
21:22We forgive everyone, my Lord.
21:27Yes, this message is far away from us.
21:30Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah!
21:37All right, let me take a break.
21:55Arce, salami.
21:57Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
22:00Yeah.
22:01007.
22:22Fuck.
22:36welcome to my little podcast it's an honor to be here word on the web is you could be playing
22:43yeah come on don't do that on the red carpet i can't guarantee you my callback is in a few
22:48days
22:50i know you're probably getting a little hate too not really
22:57you pushed him into this the pressure
23:02you don't stand a chance
23:06what do you want shah material stuff doesn't really matter to me i'm i'm an artist
23:11in my days
23:46you
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