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Double Date
Jonesy and Nikki win a pair of tickets to one of Jonesy's favorite sci-fi flicks, War Star Galaxy Force (which parodies the Star Wars saga), but the other pair of tickets are awarded to Darth and Julie, meaning they all have to be together. During the filming, Jonesy and Darth work on a plan to film the movie in order to sell unlicensed DVDs. Meanwhile, some of the girls in the mall, led by Tricia, want to get back at their boyfriends for doing rude, dumb and mean things around or to them, until Caitlin and Jen discover that Tricia's feminist kick is really a scam to try to turn Caitlin and her friends against each other.
Jonesy and Nikki win a pair of tickets to one of Jonesy's favorite sci-fi flicks, War Star Galaxy Force (which parodies the Star Wars saga), but the other pair of tickets are awarded to Darth and Julie, meaning they all have to be together. During the filming, Jonesy and Darth work on a plan to film the movie in order to sell unlicensed DVDs. Meanwhile, some of the girls in the mall, led by Tricia, want to get back at their boyfriends for doing rude, dumb and mean things around or to them, until Caitlin and Jen discover that Tricia's feminist kick is really a scam to try to turn Caitlin and her friends against each other.
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00:00The time's last!
00:16Ew.
00:17What?
00:18I think it's sweet that they're so into each other.
00:20Okay.
00:20You've either suffered a slip and fall, or...
00:24You like someone!
00:27Spill it.
00:27Who is it?
00:28A greater god from Albatross and Finch.
00:31He's so cute.
00:33I met him at Grimey yesterday, and we're going out tonight.
00:41What's going on around here?
00:42I guess love is in the air.
00:46Ew.
00:47Actually, that was my chili dog.
00:50Ew, Jude.
00:51What's wrong with you?
00:52What's the big deal?
00:53It's a book.
00:54Jonesy took my world history textbook into the loathsome washroom.
00:58Ew.
00:59What?
00:59I was in there for a really long time.
01:02I needed something to read.
01:03Two for one chili dogs and Burger McFlipsters?
01:06You know it, bro.
01:07Those things are awesome going down.
01:10Not so great coming out.
01:11Gross.
01:11Just what I wanted to hear.
01:13It's still your book, Nikki.
01:14It's not like you can't ever read it again.
01:17Did you dudes know that Napoleon was actually of average height for an 18th century Frenchman?
01:21Oh, great.
01:22So, now you're picking up on world history?
01:25Maybe I should study on the toilet more often.
01:27Oh, you spent enough time in there.
01:28I knew two for one chili dog week was a bad idea.
01:31You mean it's going all week?
01:33All right.
01:34Yes.
01:35All right.
01:39Aw, Jude.
01:40That's sick.
01:41It wasn't me this time.
01:43It was me.
01:44Ugh, I'm out of here.
01:45It's like rotten eggs times 10.
01:49Nice, bro.
01:54Do you think fart power will make me go any faster?
01:59No, but it'll clear the escalator.
02:01Wicked.
02:02Okay, help me out here, lickety-split maxi-wax.
02:06Are you sure that stuff's a good idea?
02:08I heard it's used to lubricate the tracks for high-speed Japanese bullet trains.
02:12Then it must be awesome.
02:17Cool.
02:20Here goes.
02:24Excellent!
02:27Yeah!
02:32Whoa, whoa, what's that?
02:34Whoa, whoa!
02:38Yeah!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:48Jude, are you okay?
02:50I am, but my hands aren't, brah.
02:53You okay, finger puppets?
02:55Oh my gosh, Jude!
02:56That's disgusting!
02:58Oh my gosh, Jude!
02:58My skateboard wax maxed my hands.
03:01They're...
03:02Itchy!
03:04I told you that maxi wax was bad news, bro.
03:06I told you that maxi wax was bad news, bro.
03:07So itchy!
03:09Oh my gosh!
03:10Oh my gosh!
03:12Oh my gosh!
03:13Oh my gosh!
03:14Oh my gosh!
03:14Oh my gosh!
03:14Here, borrow these.
03:17Oh my gosh!
03:18But now I can't scratch.
03:20That's the idea.
03:21Eeeh!
03:22Let's get you cleaned up.
03:28Eeeh!
03:28Eeeh!
03:29Keep the gloves on, okay?
03:32Now, let's find something to get your mind...
03:34Whoa!
03:34Check it!
03:35A contest to win tickets to the premiere of War Star Galaxy Force!
03:41Whoever leaves the best message in the video booth wins tickets to the movie premiere.
03:45And free extra cheta cheta nachos from Wonder Taco.
03:50Hey, as long as it's not those chili dogs.
03:57So I'll see you tomorrow at six?
04:00Definitely!
04:01And don't forget to wear that shirt I picked out for you.
04:06Or not.
04:08Oh!
04:08Jen!
04:10Why were you just batting your eyelashes at Grady?
04:12Oh!
04:13Do you know him?
04:14Uh, yeah!
04:15I'm going out with him tonight.
04:17Grady is your greeter god?
04:20Wh-we're supposed to go out tomorrow night!
04:22I don't think so, lemon head.
04:25Grady's mine.
04:27What?!
04:28I'm with Grady!
04:29Duh!
04:30You're with me!
04:31I mean, I'm dating, Grady.
04:33So am I!
04:35Eeeh!
04:36Um, that's not a good thing.
04:38You girls need to get your own guy.
04:40And a sense of style.
04:42You're wearing vertical stripes.
04:45Eww.
04:46Eww.
04:46Eww.
04:49Eww.
04:50Eww.
05:06Eww.
05:18Eww.
05:20Eww.
05:20I've still got some making up to do for this morning.
05:22Eww.
05:23With the book and the chili dogs.
05:25I'm taking Nicky out for lunch.
05:26You sure?
05:27Sure about what?
05:28About not winning tickets to see Warstar Galaxy Force.
05:32Hm.
05:33Oh, he's positive.
05:35What's with the hockey gloves?
05:39Eww!
05:39Jude!
05:40Oh!
05:40No!
05:40What the?!
05:41Your hands, man!
05:42There's blood in!
05:43Relax, dude.
05:44Mmm.
05:46It's ketchup.
05:47Ketchup?
05:48It feels good.
05:50Who knew ketchup could be so soothing?
05:53I had a little mishap with my board wax.
05:55I think I'm allergic.
05:57Ya think?
05:58That's sick, dude!
05:59Well, catch you guys later.
06:01You're missing out on complimentary nachos!
06:05Good luck eating them with those gloves on!
06:08Dude!
06:09How am I gonna eat my free nachos with these on?
06:12You won't begin eating nachos, Skeeter Boy!
06:14We've got this contest lit!
06:20Taco Chick, you're starting to get on the wrong side of my nachos!
06:24He's mine!
06:26He is not Trisha!
06:27I'm a bit greedy first!
06:28I did!
06:29No!
06:30I did!
06:31Ow!
06:33Ow!
06:34Ow!
06:35Ow!
06:36Ow!
06:42Mmm, mmm, mmm!
06:44So, this is your idea of taking me out for lunch, huh?
06:48Darth and Julie seem to be enjoying themselves.
06:51More ground beef?
06:53Eat it up, lover boy!
06:56Darth and Julie also enjoy engaging in mock lightsaber battles.
06:59I love the original War Star trilogy.
07:01They're geeks!
07:02True, but they're happy geeks.
07:04And I like the War Star trilogy, too.
07:06What do you want?
07:07I'll get you anything in the food court.
07:10Not so hungry.
07:11Ugh, why don't you just go and make that video with the guys?
07:15You're obviously still thinking about it.
07:16Really?
07:17Ugh, really.
07:18Just go before I change my mind.
07:25All right, guys!
07:26Let's win those tickets!
07:28Sorry, dude.
07:29We just made our winning video.
07:31Slammin'!
07:31I showed them my hands.
07:33I showed them my hands.
07:35Jude added mustard to the ketchup.
07:37Just keep those hands away from me.
07:39Ew!
07:39Are they really that gross, brah?
07:41Um, yes.
07:42Does this mean Monica, the hot dog girl, isn't gonna wanna go out with me tonight?
07:48You've got a date tonight?
07:49Jude, you might wanna cancel that.
07:51The hot dog girl might dig the condiments, bro, but the boils are something else.
07:57Darn!
07:58Catch you guys later.
07:59Great.
08:00So now I have no one to make a video with.
08:04Oh, no.
08:05Oh, no.
08:07Come on!
08:07You've got to!
08:08Please?
08:13One jimassive double-shot mocha with extra caffeine.
08:16Make that nine.
08:17I can't believe what a jerk Grady turned out to be.
08:20He was so cute.
08:22So were those kitten-heeled mules you wore to the Winter Wonderland dance, remember?
08:26But the heel fell off, and you fell down the stairs.
08:29You're right.
08:30Grady's a heel.
08:31I think he needs to be taught a lesson.
08:34I just learned that if you add vinegar to baking soda, K-splodes!
08:38Not a grade five science lesson, Kirsten.
08:41Trisha means revenge.
08:44Hmm, I don't know.
08:46And why stop with Grady?
08:48We'll get all the jerks in the mall.
08:51Oh, we could give out glue sticks and tell them it's deodorant.
08:54Or, we could bake cookies, replace the chocolate chips with laxatives, and hide all the toilet paper in the mall.
09:00Ooh, that's dirty!
09:02Remember to give Jude and Jonesy their own rolls of TP.
09:06Chili dogs.
09:07Ew.
09:10So, now's the big moment!
09:12Shhh!
09:13Wow.
09:14Okay.
09:14The lucky winners of tickets to tonight's premiere of Warstar Galaxy Force are...
09:21Darth and Julie!
09:24What?
09:25No way, dude!
09:27We won, Darth!
09:28We won!
09:29The power of the Force has prevailed!
09:31Thanks to the 37 video submissions they left.
09:35What?
09:36No way!
09:36And that's cheating!
09:39You're fine!
09:41Ha ha ha!
09:42Shhh!
09:43Shhh!
09:44Shhh!
09:44Shhh!
09:46Shhh!
09:47Shhh!
09:48Shhh!
09:48Shhh!
09:49Ha ha ha ha!
09:53See?
09:54See?
09:54Lightsaber battle!
09:55Yeah, yeah.
09:56Thanks to all of our long-term and dedicated supporters!
10:01What do we have here?
10:02A tie!
10:02Oh!
10:04Congratulations also to Jonesy and Nikki for their winning video!
10:09What?
10:10Yes!
10:12Is this thing on?
10:14No, I'm not making this dumb video with you, Jonesy!
10:18My girlfriend Nikki and I are dying to see Warstar Galaxy Force.
10:22I do not want to see that movie with you!
10:26My name is Nikki, and I love Warstar Galaxy Force.
10:30I'm also crazy about my boyfriend, Jonesy!
10:34Mwah!
10:35Mwah!
10:36Mwah!
10:36Mwah!
10:37Jonesy!
10:38Ha ha ha ha!
10:39Yeah!
10:41Ha ha ha!
10:42Ha ha ha!
10:42Ha ha ha!
10:43Ha ha ha!
10:43Ha ha ha!
10:46I can't believe this.
10:47I have to see Warstar Galaxy Force with Julie and Darth?
10:56Ha ha ha!
10:59Ha ha ha!
10:59So are you ready for our double date?
11:01It's not a double date!
11:02Maybe we can be new best friends!
11:04Where is Nikki?
11:06Hi Nikki!
11:07Hi, Nikki!
11:07Hi, Julie!
11:08What are you doing leaving me here with Julie and Darth?
11:11Well, you've got so much in common.
11:13What with your shared love of this movie franchise, I thought you'd have a ton to talk about.
11:17You missed all the movie stars!
11:19I'm sure they were devastated.
11:21Come on.
11:22Let's get this over with.
11:27Ugh.
11:28At least we're not sitting with them.
11:30I can't believe we're in the very last row.
11:36All I can see is a great big taco.
11:38Darth!
11:40Darth!
11:41Darth!
11:41Take off the headgear!
11:42You're blocking the screen!
11:44No can't do!
11:45I needed to make my bootleg video of the movie!
11:48A bootleg movie, huh?
11:49Oh no!
11:50Do not even think about it!
11:52Only I can't see over the Wookiee in front of me!
11:54I'll tell you what!
11:56Nikki will switch places with you so that you can have an unobstructed view of the screen
11:59IF you let the Jones Meister in on the Master DVD!
12:03It's a deal!
12:04You sold me out for a bootleg video!
12:07You didn't even want to see the movie!
12:08There has been a great shift in the source.
12:12Pledge your allegiance now or be destroyed!
12:15It's Counselor Bad Poutine!
12:17He works for the Rebellion!
12:18Engage evasive maneuvers!
12:20Quickly!
12:21Everybody on the shift!
12:22R3 MP3!
12:23I need you to navigate-
12:23What have you got there?
12:25Popcorn!
12:26A green gummy!
12:28Oh yeah?
12:29Me too!
12:30I really like how the chewiness counters the crunch!
12:33Uh huh!
12:34I don't know why the green gummies...
12:36I mean, you'd think red or even orange would be just as good!
12:40Destroy them all!
12:41I heard they shot some of this in Tunisia!
12:43Wouldn't you love to go there?
12:45Uh huh!
12:46This will be my light sword!
12:47Hey!
12:48Have you seen that show, Globe Tracker?
12:50Shhh!
12:51Yeah!
12:51I'd love that show!
12:53Oh, wow!
12:55Who would've thought we'd have some common interests, huh?
12:58Did you ever see that episode in Morocco?
13:01Uh huh!
13:02Crush them!
13:03Now there's a romantic country!
13:04Did you know that they're the only African nation not to join the African Union?
13:08I always run out of gummies before my popcorn's finished!
13:11Don't you find that?
13:12There's never enough gummies!
13:16Okay, we have the punishments!
13:19Now what are the crimes?
13:21Making you see a dumb sci-fi movie!
13:23Forgetting your birthday!
13:25Buying you a present that he secretly wants for himself!
13:28Standing you up!
13:29Calling you by his ex's name!
13:31Oh, rubbernecking!
13:32Dating your best friend!
13:35Nothing could be worse than that!
13:38That was the best of the trilogy!
13:41Wouldn't you say, my princess?
13:43I wouldn't, no!
13:44It was good chatting with you, Julie!
13:46Yeah!
13:47Sure!
13:49Here, you return it to me pronto so I can make copies!
13:52You got it!
13:54Huh, that wasn't nearly as horrifying as I thought.
13:57You know, when you get past the braces and the drool, Julie's not a bad conversationalist!
14:02Did you watch any of the movie?
14:04No, I saw the end credits.
14:06Keem, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
14:09Look at the ladies, making me crazy!
14:11Check out those hungry eyes!
14:13Would you like to upsize?
14:15Or add a side of fries?
14:18Lettuce, or pickle?
14:19Just don't be fickle, I want you to enjoy!
14:22Triple-A beef or soy...
14:24Cause I am your burger boy!
14:27are you comparing women to hamburgers to ground up meat no it's just a song a song i have to
14:35sing for my job we'll just see about that see about what put him on the list girls
14:43put me on the list for what
14:50guess what i've sold a dozen dvds congratulations your first successful job
14:56and it's illegal listen to this you have reached the orthodontic practice of dr dk is something the
15:05matter with your teeth no that's julie's cell number at least the one she gave me you're hanging
15:10with julie no well maybe except that she gave me the wrong number why don't you just go talk to
15:16her
15:18what darth told me she was visiting her grandmother hey what are we doing we're spying on them i don't
15:25think julie wants to hang out with me and that bothers you because i don't know it just does
15:30that makes absolutely no sense i sold all the dvds here's your money hey what's going on here i am
15:39hawking my own dvds while my little brother has sold out to the dark side four star galaxy force
15:46you pirating punks come with me thanks a lot jonesy
15:56so you want to hang while the guys are in the slammer um i have to get back to work
16:03kyle beef anyone anyone please anyone
16:23it's okay monica we've all been stood up before speak for yourself shortstop don't worry
16:30we'll teach the jerk a lesson can we try the wasabi tongue torture just tell us his name
16:38his name is jude
16:46hey jen caitlin we've got a situation where's jude
16:49he's right here put him on speakerphone jude i need to know what happened with you and monica
16:55the hot dog girl monica i forgot to cancel our date i couldn't dial my phone with these gloves on
17:04well you better trade those hockey gloves for boxing meds because
17:08traitor you're aiding and abetting the enemy you should never bet on boys jen gambling's an addiction
17:14jude isn't one of the bad guys ladies he's at that big dumb lemon let's get him
17:22we are gonna get out of here right hey and when we do we'll celebrate not with nicky having fun
17:29with
17:30nicky julie was not what nicky talks too much and not a word of it in mandalorian on planet earth
17:36we speak english uh and a bunch of other languages none of which are mandalorian
17:42even the nerd thinks you and your girlfriend are losers
17:47nicky i'm here for jonesy here's his whole stock of dvds
17:52lucky for you you've got a lady friend on the outside i have a lady friend too
17:59you're not going to torture me are you i got my rights i have other ways of making you talk
18:08you wouldn't dare break the steel thus reducing my vintage action figures to half their value
18:14all right all right the dvds are in wonder taco
18:23can i go home now i'll never double date again
18:30you're surrounded lemon head open up before we squeeze you out you didn't mean to stand monica up
18:37nice caitlin so you've abandoned your sisters for a guy that's funny coming from you trisha
18:43jude is more of a sister to me than you will ever be i have something to say some people
18:49think that
18:50men are from mars and women are from venus but that's impossible because those are totally different
18:57planets and we're all here on earth so we need to learn to live together as well as reduce reuse
19:06and recycle thank you p.s monica i'm sorry i stood you up last night
19:15can i get some service please of course what can i get you you can get him and i two
19:20lemon whips to go
19:21lemon head i am not a lemon head oh no now you are
19:37this is just like that scene in the movie only with lemons instead of lasers
19:42watch it i have seen the enemy and it is us
19:52that ended well i think i'd rather take my chances with the occasional jerk
19:57then deal with trisha how are your hands jude stellar good enough to eat two more chili dogs with
20:03jonesy oh why if you're all better it's your turn with the mop hey i never asked you guys how
20:09the
20:09movie was see for yourself you kept a copy just one i know how much it means to you you're
20:16the best nikki
20:17and in return i promise never to fart again starting right now oops okay now after that one start now
20:29now from here on in no more farting gross that was an accident
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