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Twisted Metal - Season 2 - Episode 10: M4YH3M
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00:08I'm adopting you, son.
00:10What?
00:10Gotta get your eye on the head.
00:12Hey, Quacho.
00:13You really do know how to drive.
00:15I hope that we can team up again in the next round.
00:17Ignoraged.
00:18Quiet.
00:19I messed up real bad.
00:20We can fix this.
00:21Quiet made a wish, then I came back and I made another wish.
00:24It was a simple mistake, so I'm here to undo my wish.
00:26I gave you instructions.
00:28One wish per car.
00:29Drink from the well.
00:31Everything will be taken care of.
00:32Let's honey!
00:35Then one day I got a job.
00:37Eliminate everyone.
00:39I'd never kill a kid.
00:40We went on a run.
00:41Vultures knocked me out.
00:43The kid was gone.
00:44Where'd you get that?
00:45The thing in your hair?
00:46I don't really know.
00:47Had it ever since I was a baby.
00:48Dave?
00:49You still eat people?
00:53Tear.
00:54Bros.
00:54And bras.
00:56Harold.
00:58We're being...
00:59The Eliminator!
01:04Quiet.
01:06Wakey-wakey.
01:08Welcome to the after party.
01:27Please pardon the low visibility, but in the ammo kingdom, the most elite hunters work in darkness.
01:33So finding your quarry won't be easy.
01:36But I'm getting ahead of myself.
01:39Before you is an envelope.
01:41Inside your envelope is a name.
01:44Eliminate that target and you automatically move on to the final round.
01:51I'm going to squash you like a bug.
01:54Oh, fuck yeah.
01:56We're going to kill the insider.
01:58Acknowledged.
02:00Don't let it be her.
02:02Please don't let it be her.
02:08Easy.
02:10I move quickly.
02:11Because you are being hunted as well.
02:20Shit.
02:27Fuck.
02:31Fuck!
02:32Fuck!
02:34Barometric pressure dropping.
02:36Radiation levels rising.
02:37There's six drivers left, but how many will survive?
02:41This is...
02:42The Lightning Round.
02:48Oh, no, goody.
02:52Clacho, go, drive!
02:54No!
02:56No!
02:58No!
02:59No!
03:00No!
03:01No!
03:02No!
03:03No!
03:03No!
03:04No!
03:06No!
03:07No!
03:07No!
03:11Quiet!
03:12Quiet, please tell me you can hear this.
03:14I can hear you.
03:15But I can't see you.
03:18Are you okay?
03:19Where are you?
03:20I'm in roadkill.
03:21Where the hell are you?
03:22I'm in roadkill.
03:24I'm like an exact replica.
03:27I knew he was going to pull something like this.
03:29He's trying to turn us against each other.
03:33Get out.
03:34Well, it's not going to work.
03:35You heard what he said.
03:36We take out our targets.
03:38Which
03:40shouldn't be that hard.
03:42John.
03:43I got the kid.
03:45Shit.
03:46I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
03:48Fuck.
03:53Daylight.
03:59Suck it, John!
04:02Shit!
04:03John!
04:04John!
04:07I'm coming.
04:08I'm coming.
04:20Are you good?
04:22I think so.
04:23My head has an owie.
04:25Crabby, you son of a bitch.
04:26You killed her.
04:27You're not going anywhere, mate.
04:29Relax.
04:31We'll get to you, too.
04:32Huh?
04:33Why am I the only one chained up?
04:34Because you're the only one stupid enough to try anything.
04:37Well, when you put it like that, yeah, of course.
04:39To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement.
04:43I plotted out a beautifully wicked round, only to end up here, conducting a trial for you ingrates,
04:50simply because you broke my rules, an infraction for which there will be delicious consequences.
04:59We didn't break any of your rules, man.
05:01I'm talking about the blood spilled in our dormitory.
05:05Blood?
05:06Whose blood?
05:08Yeah, what could you possibly be talking about?
05:13Dave?
05:15Dave?
05:17Dave!
05:18Oh, no.
05:20Dave!
05:21Dave!
05:22What the hell happened to him?
05:25Nobody cares.
05:26Well, I see a rope.
05:28Seems like a classic suicide.
05:30That just makes sense, right?
05:31Case closed.
05:33No.
05:35You killed him.
05:37No, I didn't.
05:38What?
05:40Stu?
05:40No.
05:41Didn't think you had it in, you kid.
05:43You've been eating people in secret.
05:45And when Dave discovered your flesh stash, he killed him to cover it up.
05:50Stu!
05:51Goddamn!
05:52Wait.
05:53No, I am not a cannibal.
05:55How do you explain this?
05:58I didn't do that.
05:59I swear.
06:00But one way to find out...
06:03Get the teeth fit.
06:04You're guilty as shit.
06:06Open wide.
06:12A perfect match.
06:13Stu, a murderous Cinderella.
06:15Who would have thunk it?
06:16Okay.
06:17Yes.
06:18I bit Dave.
06:20But I didn't swallow.
06:21I swear.
06:23Now we're getting somewhere.
06:34I've got eyes on Raven.
06:36Get me closer.
06:37Acknowledged.
06:47Electromagnetic interference system.
06:50Hola, I'm Yama Quattro.
06:55System rebooting.
06:57Hello.
06:58Where can I drive you today?
06:59Target the bitch!
07:09That's one persistent roach.
07:11Where's the poop when you need it?
07:13I see you, John.
07:14Backup's coming.
07:15Axle power!
07:27Oh, shit.
07:38Oh, that's when I went into the locker room.
07:41And I saw it.
07:42He was going down on himself.
07:45You know, S and his own D.
07:48But it wasn't a D.
07:49It was an L.
07:51A leg.
07:52Frostmite's leg.
07:53I swear.
07:54Dave is the cannibal.
07:56You can ask Mike.
07:57He knows not only people.
07:59I don't know what to say.
08:00Tell them I don't eat people.
08:02Okay, whether or not you found pleasure in the taste of man is irrelevant.
08:06Dave's blood is on your hands.
08:07Literally and metaphorically.
08:09That's murder.
08:10And that's against the rules.
08:11No, no, no, no.
08:12He was trying to kill me.
08:13But then he slipped.
08:14And he fell face first into a hook.
08:17A hook?
08:19Oh, bless your heart.
08:21Yeah.
08:21Like for jackets and hats and...
08:23Oh, are we talking about a coat rack here?
08:25A coat rack.
08:26Because I don't see a coat rack doing that.
08:28No.
08:29Just a hook on a wall.
08:31You can go check yourselves if you don't believe me.
08:33That would be more convenient than a coat rack, I suppose.
08:35It was an accident.
08:36I swear.
08:37Then why plant the suicide note?
08:40Hmm?
08:41That's the action of a guilty man.
08:45Because...
08:48Because Dave was Mike's friend.
08:50And he was there for Mike when I couldn't be.
08:53When I first met him, I wanted him gone.
08:55And then when I saw how happy you were, Mike,
08:58I didn't want to ruin your memory of him.
09:02I believe him.
09:03I do, too.
09:05He's very convincing.
09:07Same.
09:08When it comes to creative kills, forgive me,
09:10but they're not really your forte, Stu.
09:12Honestly, it would explain why I found that finger
09:15on the Dave's pillow yesterday.
09:17Yeah, I guess that would explain it.
09:18What?
09:19Fine.
09:20Stu,
09:22I clear you of all charges.
09:24Oh, thank God.
09:25And you!
09:29Had you revealed that Dave was a cannibal,
09:31we could have avoided this farce.
09:36Now, there is still one murder
09:38left to elucidate.
09:40The untimely death
09:42of Harold.
09:49You might have whooped my ass hand to hand,
09:51but now we on my turf.
09:59Catch me, come on!
10:10Now, where did my little stink bug crawl off to?
10:15Who's chasing who now?
10:22Oh, somebody's angry.
10:24It's okay, John John.
10:25Nothing a little gas for us, bitch.
10:44Night-night, you bedbug, bitch.
10:58Oh, shit!
11:00Oh, shit!
11:04Oh, shit!
11:24I don't want to die!
11:32Vermint has been eliminated from the tournament.
11:35That's nasty.
11:37Raven, you may proceed to the safety of the garage.
11:42No. This party's just getting started.
11:46See you soon, John.
11:56John!
11:57Hey, you good?
11:59Yeah. Did Raven just shoot lightning from her car?
12:02Yeah, she got all kind of shitty tricks up my sleeve.
12:04Great, but it's just great.
12:13Should someone be hunting him?
12:14Yeah, I'm working on it.
12:18Yuzik!
12:19Yuzik!
12:20Don't let him concentrate as far as you!
12:40Mothafucka!
12:45I was aiming for his head!..
12:47I'd
12:48really need those glasses!
13:01Oh no, it can't be.
13:03I'm afraid it is.
13:05Oh, Harold, buddy, you fucking murderer!
13:09Several witnesses saw you light Harold on fire.
13:12What do you have to say for yourselves?
13:14We can't be punished for this jagoff's delusions.
13:18Harold was nothing but a brown paper bag.
13:21A brown paper bag? First off, racist.
13:23Secondly, it would take me a lifetime to describe how much Harold meant to me.
13:28You have one minute.
13:29Um, okay. Well, one time, we were on a long drive, and I shit my pants, and Harold, he didn't
13:34say anything.
13:35He just rolled down the window and said it was a nice day outside.
13:39He was my best friend, and you fucking killed him.
13:42There is no way that Harold did any of these things it!
13:47Didn't do anything!
13:49I have come to my ruling.
13:51Grim, I find you...
13:53Don't!
13:54Objection!
13:55You can't kill him.
13:57Listen, hear me out.
13:59I mean, what's the fun of plugging him right here when you can watch me kill him for sport?
14:03That would be fun to see.
14:05But there must be some punishment for breaking my rule.
14:15You took Sweet Tooth's freaky little companion.
14:19Now, I'm taking yours.
14:22All of them!
14:33I don't know what's happening.
14:36I never know what's happening.
14:42Buckets!
14:43Nothing but wealth.
14:45Grace?
14:48Zachary?
14:49The Colonel?
14:50Benny?
14:52Where did all of you go?
14:55It's just you and me now, fucko.
15:03Nay.
15:30If we win, we can wish to bring down all the walls.
15:33Not just for one city.
15:34All of them.
15:48Goodbye, John!
15:53Watch him!
15:59Mayhem has been eliminated from the tournament.
16:23Will you be given blood?
16:30You'll be given blood.
16:32Taking care of
16:37You'll be given love
16:44You have to trust her
16:51Maybe not from the sources
16:58Get back in your car, you can't be eliminated, I'll take care of her
17:00We're not gonna leave her
17:01Look, if you die, all of this is for nothing
17:03Go!
17:22I'm not losing you again, kid
17:35Looks like this love story is over
18:06Please, take care of her
18:08I'll miss you now, please
18:13I'll miss you now, please
18:19I'm not losing you again, kid
18:24Congratulations to the remaining contestants. Those who can drive, have made it to the final round.
18:34Mayhem.
18:55I wish...
19:05to find a place I belong.
19:27Ow!
19:28May, so I guess I have you two losers to thank for not letting me die.
19:34We can't take all the credit.
19:37Axel, he saved all of us.
19:42You know, I always liked that dude.
19:46Couldn't really explain why, but he just seemed...
19:50I don't know.
19:52Good.
19:55Ugh, thank you.
19:57I'm gonna need my strength for the next round.
20:00Mayhem.
20:02You're not in a tournament anymore.
20:04Well, obviously.
20:07Well, but I'll ride with one of you.
20:09I'll be your gunner.
20:11Maybe you should focus on getting some rest.
20:14Huh?
20:16We all should...
20:20Hey, quiet.
20:26For having my back.
20:29Yeah.
20:31Of course, May.
20:33Eat.
20:45Oh, boy, Ash, sweet Harold.
20:48See you on the other side.
20:50Thank you for...
20:51for everything.
20:55Come on, little man.
20:57Now that we buried Uncle Harold, we got a lot of prep to do before the final round.
21:01About that, uh...
21:03There's no easy way to say this.
21:06If it's all right with you, I...
21:09I'd like to ride with Mike tomorrow.
21:11What?
21:11I just lose my best friend, and now you're gonna abandon me after everything I've done for you.
21:17My own flesh and blood.
21:19You taught me everything I'll ever need to survive.
21:22I'm a better man for that.
21:24But...
21:24I gotta be loyal to my best friend.
21:26You see...
21:28Mike is...
21:28my Harold.
21:34He is...
21:37I...
21:37I knew at some point you would leave the nest.
21:40I just...
21:41I didn't think it would come so soon.
21:44Thanks for everything, Pop.
21:45No problem, Slugger.
21:47But know this.
21:49I will not hesitate to kill you in the finals.
21:52I come from a long line of fathers trying to kill their sons.
21:57Understood, sir.
21:58Good boy.
22:02See you out there, sport.
22:09And the stews in the cradle and the silver stew.
22:12Little boy stew and the man in the stew.
22:25What are you up to, you long-haired fuck?
22:30Ow.
22:50Oh, shit.
23:03God, I can't wait to get out of this dress.
23:05If I wasn't so tired, I would say something sexual.
23:08God!
23:08Shows you how tired I am.
23:15Good showing out there.
23:17You know, I used to think you were desperate.
23:19Going after a kid.
23:21I was aiming for you.
23:23Go to hell.
23:23I was aiming for you.
23:23If that's what it takes to win, count me in.
23:26I love a dry heat.
23:28But what about Kelly?
23:31How dare you say her name?
23:33If you get to bring her back, will she even recognize you?
23:40Let's go.
23:41I'm gonna沒�� back.
23:54Pull her back.
24:00You're okay.
24:01You lose her yet.
24:04No, I'm not bad.
24:05I'm not bad enough, not bad enough.
24:06No.
24:17I don't know.
24:54I don't know.
24:55Look at you.
24:58Tomorrow, none of them will see you coming.
25:08I'm not going to be able to have my back in the next round.
25:10Look, last round proved that us and two cars might be an advantage.
25:15What about May?
25:21May, we're going to have to leave Mayhem behind.
25:25Look, you saw what happened when we sabotaged her car and the qualifiers.
25:29Shit, even in the last round, she's a liability.
25:33From here on out, it's just going to have to be me, you and a wish.
25:42I know, you're right.
25:44She can't be a part of this.
25:52At least I have you, Quadro.
25:53I know.
25:54I know.
26:08It's not all.
26:09You have to be a part of that.
26:09I'm not going to have to leave.
26:09Your car is in it.
26:10I don't think they won't.
26:11You're not going to have to be a part of it.
26:11What we are going to do now?
26:24The future is going to be like a part of that.
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