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Twisted Metal - Season 2 - Episode 02: DOLF4C3
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00:16Remember, baby, this is our first time at the council.
00:19Those fuckers are gonna try to railroad us into taking a shit deal.
00:22Gotta be tough.
00:23I am tough.
00:36This is Creel, scavenger I told you about.
00:40Rancho Cucamonga.
00:50Wow.
00:53That's my seat.
00:56Why don't you go fuck off with your lipstick, because the men need to talk shop.
01:01I'm sorry, Boxer.
01:03Still breaking her in.
01:20Well, don't just lurk in the shadows.
01:23Come here.
01:24You're with the new one, right?
01:27Yeah, for now.
01:29I'm Krista, by the way.
01:31Hey.
01:32Can I have a swig of that?
01:34Thanks.
01:34All right, let's get down to business.
01:36Lore, you owe me a make-good from last month's trade.
01:40What the fuck?
01:40Half those shells were duds.
01:41Yeah, that's my fault.
01:43Derek's pulled an entire can of Surge on them.
01:45I'll just double the bullets and throw in some extra medical.
01:47Anyone have any wide tampons?
01:50Me.
01:50But I want the batteries you've been holding onto for a rainy day.
01:53I'm going to need the tampons first.
01:55Well, hold up.
01:56I thought the guys out there were making the deals.
02:00Oh!
02:02We're the ones to make the real trades back here, babe.
02:05Outside is just a monthly dick measuring contest.
02:12So, we go to open the door, right?
02:14And I'm expecting to see a dead body because of the smell.
02:16And you wouldn't guess what it was.
02:19Oh!
02:21Come on!
02:22That was, like, the most awesome fart, Jess.
02:28That was going to suck so much.
02:31Oh, my God!
02:33Okay, so I totally don't want to kill you girls, but Boxer said that I have to.
02:37It's a whole power play thing so you can control the supplies.
02:39But just to be clear, I so do not want to do this.
02:43Fuck.
02:45Fuck, I don't want to.
02:48But what if you didn't have to?
02:53We put up with their bullshit for protection, right?
02:56But look at us.
02:59We're in the driver's seat.
03:01Pedro said we can't drive.
03:03Well, fuck Pedro.
03:04He lives to fuck so much.
03:06We make the deals.
03:08We deserve so much more than just a seat at the table.
03:11We deserve the whole goddamn room.
03:16Or do y'all just want to be the bitches banished to the ladies' room forever?
03:22All right.
03:23Time to measure our dicks.
03:28Hiya.
03:31So, the ladies and I have been talking, and we've all decided that we're dumping you.
03:38Now, this is an amicable split, so we'll leave you children the baby food and take the rest.
03:46Those are our terms.
03:47Take it or leave it.
03:48You ungrateful sluts can leave us, but you try and take our supplies, and we'll fucking kill you!
03:58Anyone else have shit to say?
04:02I think you're a bitch.
04:06You're nothing without me.
04:08I was your ride or die!
04:15Well, the ride's over, so...
04:19Well, the ride's over, so...
04:42Oh, my God.
04:47Hey.
04:49Hey.
04:51Hi.
04:53What the hell are you doing here?
04:54Don't worry about your pants.
04:56I had to search you for weapons.
04:57Only found one.
04:59Small caliber.
05:00So, you escaped New San Francisco.
05:04Hmm, impressive.
05:06Or rather, it would be if you weren't a spy.
05:08A spy? I'm not a spy!
05:09I'm playing dumb, classic spy move.
05:12You either start talking, or Mama's gonna start tweaking those perky little pepperonis.
05:18What the fuck, Ashley?
05:20You're supposed to come and get us when you woke up.
05:22You met her, like, right away?
05:25Ugh, fine.
05:26You used to be cool.
05:29Quiet.
05:30I'm so happy to see you.
05:33I have so much to tell you.
05:35New San Fran, it was a trap.
05:37Raven tried to get me to play video games all day so I could enter the tournament and win her
05:42her wish to help her creepy coma friend.
05:48Um...
05:48I-I'm happy to see you.
05:51It's good to see you, too.
05:55And I'm not the only one excited to see you.
05:59I'm...
06:00Mino?
06:02It's me.
06:04Krista.
06:05You must be confused.
06:06My name's John.
06:09Right.
06:10Your memory.
06:12Sorry.
06:14God, you look exactly the same.
06:18Minus the braces.
06:19How do you know I have braces?
06:20I know, because I'm your sister.
06:27Huh.
06:28Wow.
06:29Okay.
06:31Ha ha.
06:34Um...
06:34It's, uh...
06:37Well, it's, uh...
06:39It's nice to meet you.
06:41Again.
06:42Yeah.
06:45Okay.
06:49Um...
06:50God.
06:52Sorry.
06:59Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:03So.
07:06What's up with the masks?
07:08We call ourselves the dolls.
07:10Let's go.
07:11The divide between insiders and outsiders grows by the day.
07:16So we fight to make things even, Steven.
07:18We're making real change.
07:20Our numbers grow with every community that we free.
07:24And what started off with just four women became all this.
07:38Should be your size.
07:40You know all that from a weird hug?
07:43It wasn't that weird.
07:48Hey, baby.
07:50Would you help me out of this?
07:51My tits can't breathe.
07:53Maybe later.
07:59Here, try this on.
08:01It'll go good with the pants.
08:03So.
08:04Catch me up on the last 20 years.
08:06I want to know everything.
08:07Well, you know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
08:11Milk Manning.
08:13Had a cool car.
08:16Met quiet.
08:18Here we are.
08:22Uh, the scouts are back.
08:24You want to be brief now, or?
08:26No, it's fine.
08:33Seriously, John?
08:36Your sister hasn't seen you in 20 years, and the best you can come up with is Milk Manning?
08:42I thought I would feel some way.
08:44Shit, remember something, but I don't.
08:46I look at my own sister, and she's a complete stranger to me.
08:55Just don't shut yourself off.
08:58Just because you don't feel it now doesn't mean you never will.
09:01Sure.
09:03Come on.
09:05I got someone you'll definitely remember.
09:15Oh, you're a sight for sore eyes.
09:21He looks beautiful.
09:24So, since I've been gone, it looks like you've made some changes to the car.
09:30I would call them upgrades, but yeah.
09:33Upgrades, right.
09:34So, has Roadkill had any new passengers since me?
09:37A few.
09:38Not that that's any of your business.
09:41No, no, it's not.
09:42Your car, your call.
09:44So, what's a few?
09:45Like, two?
09:45Twelve?
09:46John.
09:46Okay, okay.
09:48So, you're not going to believe this, but I found a place that we can go away to.
09:53My grandfather, he had a family cabin.
09:55It's remote as hell.
09:57It's up in the Sierras, right?
09:58It's a lot of fish and holes.
10:00We can catch our own dinner.
10:02Nobody will find us.
10:03We'll be safe.
10:04We could live together, just you and me.
10:08I mean, if your posse wants to come, they can sleep on the couch.
10:11That's cool.
10:14That cabin sounds great, John.
10:15Hmm?
10:16It does.
10:18But I can't run away.
10:22When I met up with the dolls, I realized I've been fighting against everything, instead
10:27of fighting for something.
10:35I can't go with you, because I'm entering the tournament.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:42That tournament is a guaranteed death sentence.
10:45Yeah, but if I win...
10:45Now we're dealing with ifs?
10:47When I win, I'm going to wish to bring down all the city walls, finally put insiders and
10:52outsiders on an even playing field.
10:54It's bad out here, John, and it's getting worse.
10:57You're going to be dealing with the most ruthless and dangerous drivers in the country.
11:01Maybe I'm the most ruthless, dangerous driver in the country.
11:05Oh, eat a shit.
11:06Is that so hard to believe?
11:07I don't want you to die trying to prove it.
11:08You can't just show up here after seven months and start making decisions for me.
11:12Oh, right.
11:13It sucks when people make decisions for you, right?
11:15You know what?
11:15I can't believe you're so mad about that.
11:16You said all you ever wanted was to go inside.
11:19You were about to give it up.
11:20You should be thanking me.
11:21I should be thanking you for shooting me?
11:23Which time?
11:24Because it gets less and less cute.
11:30Little motherfucker.
11:31Quiet.
11:33If you think I'm going to change my mind, you don't even know me.
11:48Hey, douche canoe.
11:49You took that without asking.
11:52Oh, quiet.
11:53Might be.
11:54Ashley asked me to jimmy the door.
11:56She locked her keys in it.
11:58Again.
11:59Second time this month.
12:00Yeah, Ashley is really flaky.
12:02Except what's weird is this isn't actually her car.
12:09A couple of dolls synced up on their periods.
12:11The gauzes flying off the shelves like crazy.
12:18Okay.
12:19You got me.
12:19I'm not a doll.
12:20No shit.
12:21When did you sneak in?
12:22Yesterday.
12:23Look, I'm so sorry.
12:25But it's my baby brother.
12:26I left him at our camp a few miles back and he's really sick.
12:31I mean, it's like blood in Piss Bad.
12:34I swear I only stole what I needed to put him out of his misery.
12:41Okay.
12:42Okay.
12:43Let's take it easy.
12:44I mean, we can handle this like adults, right?
12:47Yeah.
12:48You know, I was thinking the same thing.
12:49Oh!
12:54So, are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?
12:58Your brother is fine as hell.
13:00I'm so glad you said something.
13:01I'd make his face my car seat.
13:03I want to put his gear shift in my gas pipe.
13:05Ew!
13:05Krista!
13:07We need to talk.
13:09Alone.
13:19You brainwashed Quiet.
13:20So, I don't know.
13:21I'm un-brainwasher.
13:22Now.
13:23Want to try that shit again?
13:25No one barges into my tent and orders me around, even if they're blood.
13:28You can't let her enter that tournament.
13:31We still haven't decided who's entering the tournament, but yeah, she's a contender.
13:35I know Quiet.
13:36She's not ready.
13:36You knew Quiet.
13:38For a minute.
13:39I've known Quiet for seven months.
13:41Plus, the tournament was her idea.
13:43It was?
13:45Yes.
13:46We both know no one can brainwash that girl.
13:49Even if I did agree with you, which I don't, by the way, she would still do it.
13:56You know him, right?
13:57I can tell.
14:00How?
14:01Because Daddy used to make that same face when he knew I was right, too.
14:10I still can't believe you haven't asked about our parents.
14:13I mean, don't you want to know what happened to them?
14:17Is it a good story or a bad story?
14:23Thanks.
14:24I'll pass.
14:29Ugh.
14:31Enjoy being a hypocrite much?
14:33You dolls steal all the time.
14:35It's complicated, kid.
14:36Hey, don't call me kid.
14:39I'm Mayhem.
14:41You named yourself that, didn't you?
14:42Wow, I'm really getting a lecture on names from you?
14:45Quiet.
14:46At least I didn't name myself.
14:48It's a really bad idea that you're keeping me here, okay?
14:51People are after me.
14:52Dangerous people.
14:54And if they find me, you won't like it.
14:56Oh.
14:56Well, then you are free to go.
15:01Hope those little arms are strong.
15:03Well, come on, you can't chop down a tree with this shit.
15:05A bush, maybe.
15:07Well, you better get started.
15:14Hey.
15:15Jeremy.
15:16Nice to see another Y chromosome around here.
15:18Please don't try and bond with me.
15:20All right, listen up.
15:22Calypso's tournament begins in a few days.
15:24An opportunity to change everything.
15:27For all of us.
15:28But it's a long shot.
15:30No shit.
15:31We need as many dolls as possible to continue our fight from here.
15:35So.
15:37We will send one doll.
15:39And one doll only.
15:42If you want to be considered, stand your ass up.
15:45I'm ready to take on any motherfucker who stands in my way until I get my wish.
15:49Our wish.
15:52Ashley, sit the fuck down.
15:53Suck it, banana tits.
15:54I'm ready.
15:56I'm driving, too.
16:00I, for one, think it's time for men's voices to take a backseat.
16:04You can't drive.
16:05You're not a doll.
16:06Ha!
16:08You have something to say?
16:10Oh, is that cool?
16:11You know, because I'm not a doll either, so I just want to be clear on what the doll rules
16:15are.
16:17Unless, well, wait.
16:20Are you scared to drive up against a man?
16:24Because from over here, it seems like you don't think you can beat him.
16:28And if you can't, then what makes you think you have a chance at this tournament?
16:33Enough!
16:37The toddler has a point.
16:39We need to see who has what it takes against any competition.
16:43And there's only one way to reach that conclusion.
16:46It's a battle of hearts, wheels, and wits.
16:52Prepare for the dance of the dolls!
16:56Did you, did you really just step on my line?
17:02You're really going to go this far to stop me?
17:04You sound threatened.
17:05Afraid I'm going to show you up.
17:07Anything you can do, I can do backwards.
17:09So think, don't I?
17:11God, you're such a dinkus.
17:14Hey, thanks for standing up for our gender.
17:16Because of you, I'm throwing my hat in the ring, brother.
17:22All right, ladies, let's gear up!
17:43Oh, fuck me.
17:54Hey!
17:55Didn't think you'd be fighting for the cause after one afternoon.
17:57I'm not. I'm trying to keep Clyde from throwing her life away.
18:01This is what I got to do to stop her, and so be it.
18:03Stop her?
18:04Shit, you're going to watch that girl fly.
18:07And try not to fuck up Shrapnel too bad.
18:10You name your car.
18:12Yeah.
18:18Dolls!
18:20First person to cross the finish line wins!
18:32The winner will represent the dolls in the tournament.
18:36Now, who's ready to dance?
18:38Yeah!
18:44Yeah!
18:46Yeah!
18:55No, no, go, go, go!
18:57Okay, okay, okay.
18:58Is Jeremy fucking crying again?
19:00Maybe giving me a foot massage will cheer him up.
19:03Jeremy!
19:07Okay.
19:16Oh, now you're doing my moves.
19:18He probably thinks I learned this from him.
19:27Time for some fireworks.
19:39Get ready to eat, folks!
19:41Shit!
19:43Thanks, Trachon.
19:45Enjoy second place!
19:53Oh, come on!
19:54Paint, seriously?
19:59Shit.
20:09Thanks for the wash.
20:17I'm gonna fucking win this thing!
20:20Oh, no!
20:22No, shit!
20:25Oh, fuck!
20:30Just us now.
20:33Oh, hell no!
20:41What the fuck?
20:44Come on, come on, baby.
20:45Come on!
20:51That's all you got?
20:52Damn it.
20:53No.
20:54No, not yet.
21:04Ah-ah-ah!
21:06Nice try!
21:10Kiss my ass!
21:13What?
21:18God damn it, it's too fast.
21:20Too fast!
21:26Shit!
21:31Shit!
21:32Shit, shit, shit!
21:38Quiet.
21:40Are you okay?
21:42Let me help you.
21:43I'm fine, John.
21:44I said I'm fucking fine.
21:45I don't need your help.
21:48Ladies, get roadkill to a garage.
21:51She has a tournament to win,
21:51and she needs a makeover real bad.
21:58Hey, where's the kid?
21:59I don't know.
22:00Who cares?
22:02Where are you going?
22:03That little shit has my best hatchet.
22:07I told you she's the real deal.
22:10Yeah, I see.
22:18Mayhem!
22:20You little shit!
22:24I want my hatchet back!
22:27Bring it back, and maybe I won't kill you with it!
22:35Just coming to say congrats.
22:38Thanks.
22:43I spy a little bitch.
22:48What the hell are you doing here?
22:50Run!
22:58What the fuck is this?
23:00Look at these horny motherfuckers.
23:02Not now.
23:05You have something of mine.
23:06Girls stole from Kiv.
23:09Our food!
23:10Our cans!
23:12Girl must pay!
23:14Girl must pay!
23:16Hey, you guys are committed to the bid.
23:18I like her.
23:19Make the girl pay all you want.
23:20Take her back to your weird inbred hole.
23:22I don't care.
23:23I'm here for that hatchet.
23:28All right, all right.
23:29Come on, guys.
23:30Look, I'm John.
23:32This is quiet.
23:34Let me help the mood with a joke.
23:36How about that?
23:37Knock, knock.
23:39Run!
23:41Metal dog fucks loud!
23:44Yeah, yeah, fear the metal dog!
23:57You good?
23:58We hide all this way.
23:59Now we're fighting cave people!
24:08No seed!
24:09No seed!
24:11No seed!
24:13Where the fuck are my axes?
24:15Quiet!
24:30Holy shit!
24:31Holy shit.
24:32I should have did not think that would work.
24:34Looked like you learned a lot in those seven months.
24:36So did you.
24:38What'd you learn to punch like that?
24:39We had Mortal Kombat inside.
24:41Well, thank God for whatever that is.
24:45Is it weird to admit that was kind of fun?
24:47Not weird at all.
24:48It was nice to do it one last time.
24:50It doesn't have to be the last time.
24:51Where's that gun?
24:52I'd like to put it in my mouth.
24:54Thanks for having my back, John.
24:56All right.
24:58I'll see you when the walls come down.
25:25I'll see you when the walls come down.
25:29Fight and cave people.
25:33Yeah, I heard you and Quiet make quite the team.
25:36Just like old times.
25:39Must be tough to finally reunite with someone
25:42only to find out that they're not the same person.
25:47If only I could relate to that.
25:51Look, I know you don't believe in our fight, but
25:54those walls are the reason our parents are dead.
25:58They're the reason Quiet's brother's dead.
26:01So who are we to try and stop her for
26:04doing something about that?
26:08Look, I get it.
26:09You don't want her to die.
26:12You can't save her.
26:15All you can do is just
26:18be there for her
26:19and have her back
26:20if she wants it.
26:26Thanks.
26:32So how'd you get those braces off, huh?
26:34Good story or bad story?
26:36A long story.
26:39Well, I got time.
26:46Oh, come on.
26:47Really?
26:47You're gonna save me
26:48and then just leave me here to die?
26:49You're staying here with the dolls.
26:51You might have been fine on your own before,
26:52but your lying little ass
26:54almost got buried today.
26:56The dolls will have your back.
26:58Sometimes you need that more than anything.
27:00What?
27:00Like you and John?
27:03No.
27:04No.
27:05That is very different.
27:06I get it.
27:07I went through the same thing
27:07with my ex-husband.
27:09Your ex-husband?
27:10Yeah.
27:11Gene and I got hitched
27:12just after my first period.
27:14God, that was a weird honeymoon.
27:16Was he your age?
27:17No.
27:18No.
27:18He was much younger.
27:19But then I realized
27:20I didn't need Gene.
27:22So I am with you.
27:24If you don't need John,
27:25dump him.
27:25I mean,
27:26who wants a talkative old man
27:27around anyway?
27:29He's pretty old.
27:31Yeah, what is he, like 60?
27:32All right, 70?
27:3380.
27:34Oh, come on, that was funny.
27:36We were bonding!
27:48More dolls entering the tournament?
27:49Just some extra protection
27:51on my way up.
27:53Look, I still think
27:54the tournament's a bad idea,
27:55but obviously
27:57you don't need me.
27:59You're a badass, Quiet.
28:01I'll be rooting for you.
28:06Look, I was thinking...
28:12I'm sorry, did you...
28:14What?
28:14You know what?
28:15Shut up!
28:20Come with me.
28:22I wouldn't want to
28:23cramp your style.
28:25Just to be crystal fucking clear,
28:27John Doe,
28:27I don't need your help to win.
28:29Mm-mm.
28:32I just want you by my side
28:34when I...
28:37we do.
28:38Let me check my schedule.
28:43You're lucky I'm available.
28:45Uh-huh.
28:48All right!
28:49Let's head out.
28:50If you two are gonna win,
28:52you're gonna need
28:53some special weapons.
28:54And the baddest,
28:55deadliest,
28:56most overpowered specials
28:58can only be found
28:59in one place.
29:00Diesel City.
29:04oh,
29:26be Toutесьle City.
29:55Will you drive, Mr. Grimm?
30:14Yes, we will.
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