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Twisted Metal - Season 2 - Episode 12: NUY3ARZ
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02:28Yeah, no one's doing that
02:29And what exactly are they fighting for?
02:32I mean, these are people who have everything
02:34That's a great question
02:36Just let me skip ahead
02:37The winner of my tournament
02:40will get their greatest wish granted
02:44Hmm, okay
02:45Uh, what if they want a billion dollars?
02:48We can't shoulder that cost
02:50Well, you wouldn't have to
02:52I mean, you know what they say
02:53Be careful what you wish for
03:01So no one wins?
03:04I'm not really sure how that will play in primetime
03:10Do you know why you can't look away from a car accident?
03:14Instinct
03:14It triggers something in your brain
03:16You have no choice but to look
03:18To question your own mortality
03:21That is what we will put on screen
03:25America won't look away
03:27And if you own the eyes of America
03:31Then you own the world
03:43NBC already owns the eyes of America
03:45It's called Friends
03:47Well, thanks for coming in
03:49We have, uh, something new
03:51Called BattleBots
03:52Which is very similar to your idea
03:54So, uh, right now
03:55We're a, uh, we're a pass
03:57Pass?
03:58Pass
03:58Pass
03:59Pass
04:03I want my five minutes back
04:07Very well
04:10Short-sighted fools
04:14BattleBots
04:17Well, if the world isn't ready
04:19Then
04:22Well, then I'll just wait until it is
04:48Quiet
04:49May
04:49Quiet
04:50Oh, I'm sorry
04:52Oh, I'm so sorry
04:53I knew about the minion thing
04:55And I should have told you
04:56But I didn't
04:57And I just
04:58Oh, God
04:59It's all my fault
05:00None of that shit matters now
05:02You got me?
05:04Yeah, but
05:05But
05:05John, I mean
05:06What do we do?
05:11We keep fighting
05:12Pop the hood
05:13And then get behind the wheel
05:24Oh, fuck yeah
05:27All right, John
05:28You're still in there
05:30This is gonna suck
05:34Clear
05:39Come on
05:41Wake up
05:42Come on
05:44Wake up
05:48John
05:49Why
05:51Did we win?
06:11All right
06:12Descent
06:24Whoa, a bomb?
06:25Yeah
06:26He was a massacre
06:27I don't feel so bad about losing
06:30Knowing the tournament got cut short
06:32No
06:33Someone did win
06:35Stu
06:36Stu?
06:37Are you fucking
06:38Now I feel worse
06:41Hey, look
06:41I hate to cut this reunion short
06:43But seeing as we don't have unlimited gas
06:45It'd be really great
06:46If someone told me where I was driving
06:47I don't know
06:48The dolls could be anywhere by now
06:50Just head north
06:55Finally
06:56Map I can read
07:13Now the real game begins
07:21Well, well, well
07:23If it isn't my champion
07:26Congratulations, Stu
07:28Give me my wish
07:30And what a wish it is
07:32A real whopper
07:35Are you sure you want it?
07:37Because there's no going back
07:46Buckle me up, Stu
07:47Oh, man
07:49What a fantastic toilet
07:51Hey, where'd that door come from?
07:54Wow
07:55Let's service
08:09I wish to go somewhere safe
08:12Away from all of this
08:15Just me and Mike
08:27Give me my fucking wish
08:31Thank you
08:32For playing
08:34Twisted Master
09:00What?
09:09No
09:10No
09:15What the fuck?
09:19What the fuck?
09:21Oh, my God.
09:50Oh, my God.
10:07Oh, my God.
10:15We're here.
10:20You coming?
10:34You want to go in first?
10:35No, you do the honors.
10:50Doors are a little sticky.
10:58Oh, I'm sorry.
10:59This is your house.
11:01You go first.
11:21You go first.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:40Jeez.
11:41Is your grandpa Davy Crockett?
11:43No fucking way.
11:46Oh!
11:48Ha!
11:49Suck it, losers.
11:51This bed is mine.
11:59Oh, holy shit.
12:02This is the light.
12:04That chair just turned home.
12:10It's power.
12:12How?
12:13There must be a Jenny somewhere.
12:20Solar energy.
12:22Solar energy.
12:23Sounds like gas from the future.
12:24Cool.
12:28Well, aren't you full of surprises.
12:31Hey, John.
12:33I hope you like your chicken soup chunky.
12:38John?
12:45You calling dibs on this room?
12:48No need to.
12:51It was mine.
13:07Thank you, John.
13:08I hope you like your spirit.
13:16Amen.
13:23No way.
13:56It's a lot.
13:58Yeah.
14:02Never miss somebody like this.
14:05Like a big black hole.
14:08It sucks.
14:16I think that's why I needed to win the tournament.
14:22Not just for the outsiders, but for her.
14:29And I fucked it all up.
14:31No, you didn't.
14:32Yeah, I did.
14:35We lost. I lost.
14:38We were just trying to make things better.
14:42Maybe in this world, that's just not possible.
14:52So, it's time we did something for us.
14:59It's our turn.
15:02We can make our own life here.
15:08No more cars.
15:11And no more violence.
15:14Just us.
15:42So, not just us.
15:44Oh, my mind is changing every day
15:51In every possible way
15:59And oh, my dreams
16:03It's never quite as it seems
16:06Never quite as it seems
16:13I know I felt like this before
16:17But now I'm feeling it even more
16:21Because it came from here
16:25And then I opened up and opened
16:32I'm a person finding you
16:35Hey, guys, I know
17:00Yes
17:01Bye
17:03Bye
17:03Bye
17:06Bye
17:13When casting a line, you have to be gentle
17:15Like with the clutch, right?
17:17Pull too hard, you won't be able to get your car in gear
17:19Now, in this scenario, the car is the fish
17:22The hook is the gear
17:24Or is that the other way around?
17:25What the hell are you doing?
17:30I'm fishing
17:31Listen to someone who's done this before.
17:33You can't shoot what you can't see.
17:36Got one.
17:37It's a lucky shot.
17:39Meanwhile, Mayhem and I are going to fish the right...
17:46Fine. I guess we're wasting ammo today.
17:49Got one.
17:50Oh, headshot.
17:57Tonight, I've prepared trot.
18:00Execution style.
18:02Oh, damn. That looks good.
18:05Oyemme! Dinner!
18:06Hang on, Mayhem.
18:08We're not waiting for you!
18:13So, how's axe training going?
18:17Pretty good.
18:21She's already nailing cans from 20 yards away.
18:27God, this is so good.
18:28You're doing the cooking from now on.
18:30Yeah, well, quiet shouldn't really get within 50 feet of the pot, anyway.
18:33Um, excuse me.
18:35I didn't hear you complaining when you were scarfing down my squirrel souffle.
18:38Yeah, because she was stuffing that shit in her pockets and taking it to the trash.
18:41Dude!
18:41What?
18:42You fucking narc!
18:43It's okay! What?
18:45Look, babe, we keep you around for your personality and your axe skills.
18:50That's it.
18:59Greetings to my loyal Twisted Metal viewers.
19:04No.
19:04I come to you with a heavy heart.
19:06Our country is still reeling from the senseless act of violence committed at my tournament.
19:12Hundreds of innocent insiders were brutally murdered.
19:16Oh, my God.
19:17In response, the megacities have formed an alliance, the United Treaty of Insiders.
19:22We have conducted a thorough investigation and discovered the identity of the bombers.
19:28It was two competitors, John Doe and Quiet.
19:33What?
19:35I wish for all the walls to come down.
19:38In every city, everywhere.
19:42It's time for the outsiders to get their fair share.
19:48Dudes, what the fuck?
19:51That's not us.
19:53How'd they get my vest?
19:55Prom?
19:57These evil acts are a declaration of war against all insiders everywhere.
20:02We will not let this attack on our way of life stand.
20:06The tournament was meant to be an olive branch to the outsiders.
20:10Unfortunately, that branch was burned.
20:13So now, we will burn you.
20:20The insiders are done hiding.
20:23We will take back our nation by any means necessary.
20:27And when the outsiders are gone, we will finally be free.
20:32And there will be no more need for walls.
20:37Anyone who supports John and Quiet will be regarded as hostile.
20:42And anyone that delivers them to us will be celebrated as a hero.
20:46Either way, we will have justice.
20:50My viewers, keep your eyes on your screens.
20:55Stay vigilant.
20:57Stay safe.
20:59And, John and Quiet, if you're out there watching,
21:04just know that there is nowhere to run.
21:10The world will be a battleground.
21:19How the hell did it find us?
21:35Touch her again, and I'll show you what we do with fists around here.
21:40How the hell did it find us?
22:08Crystal?
22:12Crystal? Is that you?
22:14You wish.
22:20Crystal? Okay, Crystal. It's me, your brother.
22:24Do you remember me?
22:29Guess that's a no.
22:42I'm sorry.
22:59I don't know.
23:01I can't do it.
23:04I can't do it.
23:05I can't do it.
23:11Quiet, Mae, we got to get out of here.
23:15Where's Minion?
23:16It's Krista.
23:17What?
23:17Krista, what about Minion?
23:18No, Krista is the Minion.
23:20Shit!
23:21See?
23:22Oh my God.
23:27Hey!
23:35Come with me if you don't want to die.
23:38Stu?
23:39It's like Stu.0.
23:41Go!
23:42I'll hold her off.
23:44Go, I say!
23:48Good night, Minion.
23:51Oh shit.
23:52Well, yeah.
23:53My hero!
24:15Run!
24:18Run!
24:21Run!
24:25Run!
24:26Run!
24:33Run!
24:37Sorry, sis.
25:16I was up there in space, all alone, for months.
25:19But all that me time gave me time to work on me.
25:24Okay.
25:25My whole life has been Mike and Stu, or Sweet Tooth and Stu.
25:28I was done being someone else's sidekick, so I started working out.
25:34Push-ups, biceps, I worked all the major muscles.
25:37I learned the mechanics of the pod, timed the orbit to crash into the Great Lakes,
25:41and then I started making my way to the cabin.
25:42How did you know about the cabin?
25:44Are you kidding? You talked about it constantly.
25:46Everyone knew about it. We turned it into a drinking game.
25:48Oh, yeah.
25:52I drew a map of it from memory.
25:54That cat is actually a horse, but I'm bad at drawing horses.
25:59Un-fucking-believable.
26:12So, what's the plan?
26:14The Insiders declared war on the Outsiders.
26:16We should join the fight.
26:18No, fuck that. We should run.
26:20Calypso blamed us for the bombing.
26:23There's a target on our backs.
26:25There's nowhere safe to go.
26:29Yeah.
26:32I'm not running anymore.
26:34Why are you smiling?
26:36What? I always smile.
26:37Not like that. That's a...
26:39I have a plan, but you're not gonna like it kind of smile.
26:42Look, this war between the Outsiders and the Insiders, it's a game.
26:46And it's rigged.
26:47The deck will always be stacked against people like us.
26:49Unless we take down the dealer.
26:53Oh, my God. You're not serious.
26:56Oh, I'm serious.
26:58Wait, I'm not following.
27:00Me neither.
27:02I'm gonna kill Calypso.
27:05He started this whole war, and he changed my sister.
27:08I don't think she's your sister anymore.
27:10She's Minion, or...
27:11It doesn't matter what she calls herself,
27:13or the fact she looks at me like I'm a stranger.
27:16She's still my sister.
27:19Krista's in there.
27:21The way I see it, we take out Calypso.
27:24We get our lives back.
27:27We might get her back, too.
27:34So, you want to travel across a war zone
27:38and hunt down the most dangerous man alive.
27:43Yeah, I'm in.
27:46Uh, did you miss the part where Calypso sent me to space?
27:50Oh.
27:50And fully reanimated your sister's corpse?
27:53He's right.
27:58We're gonna need help.
28:01We don't need help.
28:04We need cars.
28:17We need cars.
28:30We'll be right back for a while.
28:33You'll be right back.
28:42I'll whisper
28:53I gotta say, that was the best night's sleep I've had in years.
29:00What the fuck?
29:03All right, fellas, best untie me before I hammer throw your shitty little car into that river over there.
29:09Hey, yeah, no can do, pal. We got strict orders to bring your ass in chains.
29:14Oh, yeah? From who?
29:16Your pops. His holiness saw you fight the tournament. He's, uh, real impressed with what's become of his legacy.
29:23Daddy?
29:23I used to be a little boy
29:28So I'm in my shoes
29:32What I choose is my voice
29:36What's the plan supposed to do
29:39The killer in me is the killer in you
29:43My love
29:46I'll send a smile away to you
29:51The killer in me is the killer in you
29:56I'll send a smile away to you
30:05The killer in me is the killer in you
30:13you
30:15Hmm
30:15Hmm
30:16Hmm
30:19Who can you
30:20Or they why
30:20Who can you
30:20Who can you
30:20Who can you
30:20them
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