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00:01Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about out, needs to watch their bark smack.
00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks, sending prices sky high.
00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots.
00:17Now you've got your condemnation.
00:20Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up.
00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke? Or what?
00:27Is revolution a word?
00:30Or was it never?
00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
00:37Well for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
00:43I wandered lonely as a cloud necking mushrooms rarely fowls.
00:48Green and pleasant land and ancient sire.
00:51Fucking yack yack yack yack yack yack yack yack yack.
00:54It's not theirs anymore.
00:56This is our England now.
01:00Party!
01:01Party!
01:02Party!
01:05Party!
01:06I used to go out with this lad in my teens.
01:09Real pin-up.
01:10Blonde, blue-eyed.
01:12Face of an angel.
01:13If his timing had been better and his voice didn't sound like a hot water bottle being trod on,
01:18he could have been a contender given Gary and Robbie a run for the money.
01:21Certainly had the looks.
01:22The moves.
01:23He was charmed.
01:25Personified.
01:26Everyone loved him.
01:27Everyone.
01:28But not half as much as me.
01:31He was everything I'd never had before.
01:33Or since, come to think of it.
01:35Attentive.
01:36Considerate.
01:37Generous.
01:38Kind.
01:38Until the night when he didn't take no as no.
01:41No!
01:41When I finally plucked up the courage to tell, no-one believed me.
01:47He wouldn't do something like that, but he did.
01:50And it taught me a really valuable lesson.
01:54Sometimes, devils come dressed as angels.
01:58And angels come dressed as devils.
02:01Only problem is...
02:04Sometimes, you only find out which is which when it's too fucking late.
02:31You callredit trading.
02:34How are you finding your heart?
02:36How are you finding it?
02:38Yeah!
02:40Yeah!
02:40Yeah!
02:41Yeah!
02:43Yeah!
02:45Yeah!
02:47Yeah!
02:50Yeah!
02:57Are you набesτούled?
03:00Yeah!
03:09Where there is darkness, I shall bring light.
03:19And where there is hatred, I shall bring love.
03:24Love! Love!
03:31All I fucking need a McCartney to play against my Lennon.
03:37You have the Lord!
03:41Hallelujah!
03:42You have the Lord!
03:47See, one mention of religion, it's God all arguing, while those crack twats are peddling
03:52their shite, lining their pockets and frightening their lives out of the vulnerable and lonely.
03:57Oh, fucking hell.
03:58We're a non-profit-making organisation, actually.
04:01Oh, L. Ron Hubbard.
04:02You'll have to forgive him, Father.
04:04I keep telling you, Mimi, I'm not a priest.
04:07Just one soul wanting to spread a little happiness to another.
04:13Would you be willing to put one up?
04:14Anything we can do to help.
04:17That's good to hear.
04:18Bless you.
04:19One and all.
04:25What is it you lot are on, writtling?
04:34What?
04:35Excuse?
04:38We haven't met.
04:40Jesus.
04:41Jesus.
04:41Jesus O'Toole.
04:43Religious family.
04:44Yeah, I was called Bernadette.
04:45You know, until I came out and they realised I want a girl.
04:49I changed it by deed poll, in honour of the boss.
04:52Huh.
04:53Oh.
04:54We had a call Moses in our class when I was a kid.
04:57Yeah.
04:58I bet he got knocked over by a forklift truck on work experience.
05:05Got another poster?
05:06No.
05:06It's just for college.
05:08There's a few lost lambs there, I can tell you.
05:12Your name's Mike.
05:13Mikey.
05:15Mick.
05:16Mickey.
05:17Angel.
05:18Stop it.
05:19Michael was one of the archangels.
05:22God's hard man.
05:24Fighter.
05:25Coming.
05:28To the prayer meeting.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Okay.
05:42Tell your big brother next time he wants something.
05:44Not to send you.
05:46He needs to come in himself.
05:48Will do.
05:50Call it 20.
05:51Be getting me arrested.
06:03I'll see you've been caught then.
06:23Can't you do something about that?
06:25Oh, back off, miserable ass.
06:27Can't bar them for enjoying themselves.
06:29Oh, I didn't mean bar them, just meant burn them at the stake.
06:32That'll shut the fuckers up.
06:34Free country, Frank.
06:35Only if you're a Christian fundamentalist, apparently.
06:38Or some other vocal minority, like your fucking lot.
06:44What do you mean by that?
06:45Oh, you see, someone dares criticise, have an opinion, you're up in arm.
06:50Dad, shut the fuck up.
06:52No, you can't have a balanced discussion.
06:54Can't dare to disagree.
06:56Oh, sorry that the vast majority of folk in the free world don't share your point of
07:01view vis-a-vis your god and the way his representatives on earth are conducting themselves.
07:07You're welcome to your opinion, Frank.
07:08Oh, cheers.
07:09I just don't want to hear it.
07:10Yeah, don't we know it?
07:11Someone dares to speak out of turn, you're down on like a ton of bricks.
07:14Literally in some parts of the world.
07:17That's bang out of order.
07:18No, Karen, blowing yourself up and taking folk with you who don't want to go is bang out of
07:23order.
07:23You need to watch what you're seeing.
07:25For what?
07:25You're going to get a fatwa on me, Frank gets a fatwa.
07:29WHOOP!
07:32See?
07:34What?
07:36I'm not saying one religion is any better than the other.
07:40They're all shite.
07:41Shut up!
07:43It's just a way of administering control, pulling strings.
07:47God's just a bogey man.
07:49That is so offensive.
07:51Well, I'd rate buggering choir boys and abusing kids in care more offensive, Mamie, but hey,
07:56you know, one man's sistine chapel ceiling is another man's floor, I suppose.
08:00So all Catholics buggered choir boys do, eh?
08:02Yeah.
08:03No!
08:04Can't say I have.
08:05Shane?
08:19I've been here ages.
08:21Say I'm deviling, can't it?
08:23I'd be insulted if I knew what it meant.
08:24What's this?
08:25What are you playing at?
08:27Just trying to raise awareness.
08:29Not outside my place of work, you know.
08:30You're a whore.
08:31A little Old Testament for my taste.
08:34Oh, yep.
08:35I thought you were here to get everyone happy clappy.
08:37Not interfere with the way I earn my living.
08:39Or give an opinion on it.
08:40Let's pray, Kelly.
08:42Join me.
08:44Be forgiven.
08:45I'll be on my knees as soon as I clock on for work.
08:48And you'll be flat on your back if you don't call your bitches off.
08:51I don't want or need your forgiveness.
08:54It's the almighty you're asking to forgive.
08:57And be honest, you could do with a little guidance in your life.
09:01Oh.
09:04Tonya could have done with some too.
09:07With light in her life, she could have avoided a lot of heartache.
09:12How the fuck do you...
09:13No!
09:24I'm here to help, Kelly.
09:26Let me.
09:27What's going on?
09:28How do you know about our Tonya?
09:30How do you know about my sister?
09:32What's happening?
09:33Let the love in, Kelly.
09:34Fuck, do you know me name?
09:37Come on, pal.
09:39What are you up to?
09:40Spreading the word.
09:41Well, fuckin' spread it somewhere else.
09:43Jesus loves you, Shane.
09:51I'm praying for you.
09:57He knows your name.
09:58He knows our names.
10:01He knows our names!
10:28You knew things about me, my family.
10:31I've been here a week. They could have asked someone your name.
10:33Every now and then you do come across a holy man
10:35who has a direct link to him upstairs.
10:38He's got those eyes, though, haven't he?
10:39Look right into you. Don't know your every thought is...
10:43See, right into our souls.
10:45Sick of it, Kelly. Smoke and mirrors, like all religions.
10:49Except yours, obviously.
10:51Fear of an all-seeing, all-knowing, unforgiving deity
10:54that doesn't even exist.
10:56Except yours, as previously mentioned.
10:59Hang on. Got to admit, it's been a bit nicer since they arrived.
11:03Can I give you that, will you?
11:09Kids off the streets, all on the bus,
11:11socialising instead of making nuisances of themselves.
11:15Stop!
11:16Hallelujah!
11:18Praise God!
11:20Jesus is doing no harm.
11:22You've got your purse.
11:28Well done.
11:29Apart from picketing my business
11:31and threatening to expose my clientele, you mean.
11:33They're here to save a few souls.
11:35Have them fill their boots and move on.
11:36I mean, how much harm are a gang of Bible washers going to do?
11:39Yeah!
11:40Fuck you, man.
11:41Screw me, you're here.
11:43Fuck you.
11:48Fuck you.
11:51Hey!
11:53Hey!
12:05You'rejen you're dead.
12:07I'm on the wire.
12:08Jesus.
12:09Damn.
12:10But when they find out what you're doing to them in the house!
12:12Get in! At least I've got the company right now!
12:22Marty!
12:25Minots!
12:31We were in Spain, paradise.
12:34Happiest ever.
12:36We had each other, the kids.
12:40So what happened?
12:41Couldn't give her what she wanted.
12:43I tried.
12:44I had this job in Fungarola.
12:46It meant we were just scraping by, but we were together.
12:49Anyway, before long...
12:54She found someone who could give her what she wanted.
12:57She left you?
12:58She took me kids.
13:00Farting! Arson!
13:01Arsing around behind me back with some greasy WAP!
13:04Waps are Italian?
13:05You were in Spain.
13:07All the same, gel-wording, titraiser, bastard.
13:10Put the fire out!
13:12She...
13:13She put out the fire.
13:14The desire that I felt for her.
13:17So, you're back here.
13:27Sorry.
13:30Who is it?
13:34But...
13:36It's Carol.
13:38I had no idea.
13:40She...
13:45You have had a shit time of it, haven't you?
13:51Look, you can't stay here.
13:53I'll have a word with Shane.
13:55It'll only be the couch, but...
13:56At least you'll be...
13:58Safe.
14:00How about it, eh?
14:10There's a prayer meeting at eight.
14:11Does it look like I go to prayer meetings?
14:13Looks like you need to.
14:14There's an Xbox on the bus.
14:16PS3.
14:17Wii.
14:18What's your name?
14:20Mephistopheles.
14:21Call him meth for short.
14:25I've been sent by God to save you.
14:27Oh, yeah?
14:27Many women, bigger, wiser and on the legal side of puberty to you,
14:31have tried to save me and failed spectacularly.
14:34Vernon and Francis Gallagher.
14:35Nine children to two different women.
14:37Claiming disability benefits on and off for a back condition,
14:40which only materialises at the same time as the possibility of a job.
14:44What are you, some sort of Lib Dem Tory spy?
14:47Receiving child benefits intended for your dependence for almost 30 years.
14:50But that money's never put a meal on the table.
14:53Clothes on the back.
14:54Me and my benefits are classified information.
14:57It's theft, Frank.
14:58A crime.
14:59Not only against your fellow man, but God himself.
15:01Well, I don't give a toss about me fellow man.
15:03And that's for God!
15:12Who the fuck are you?
15:16Who the fuck is?
15:19Who the fuck is?
15:20Who the fuck is?
15:20Who the fuck is?
15:21Who the fuck is?
15:21Who the fuck is?
15:21Fuck that!
15:26He's on his own.
15:27In that shitty squat the junkies used to use.
15:30Yeah?
15:30Only once Marty stay in here, Veronica's brother.
15:33Well, we need a fuckin' arsonist.
15:39Mickey!
15:46He's got nowhere to live.
15:47Mickey!
15:52I wouldn't be able to leave a match.
15:57I'd like it out.
15:58Oh, God.
15:59For fear of him torching the place.
16:01God, oh, God.
16:02He's got a right potty mouth.
16:05Fuck this, fuck that, fuck the other.
16:07Every other way, it's fuck.
16:08Oh, twat.
16:09Who?
16:10Marty.
16:10He used to shout cunt flaps at the nuns from St. Morris'.
16:13Cilla'd have picked that up in no time.
16:14Imagine, eh, cunt flaps?
16:16You've got a spare room, haven't you?
16:17No chance.
16:18Well, you said that.
16:18We are moving your legs.
16:19Yeah, but he's a bit of a liability.
16:21Oh, for fuck's sake.
16:26Are you in on this, Chess?
16:27Yeah, too right.
16:28Good.
16:28Did you call Lillian?
16:30I can't get through.
16:32Mickey, you know where she is, don't you?
16:53If the cars are rocking, don't come knocking, I've got mobile.
16:56I couldn't get a punter past the God Squad, so I've launched fields on wheels.
17:05It's an oochie.
17:07Didn't start like that.
17:08Two of them were late, and then all my appointments all went crashing, so I thought, oh, to hell
17:13with it.
17:14And I chucked them all in at once.
17:15Yeah, I take a 10% cut and keep filming distribution rights.
17:18They're being filmed?
17:19Hey, little tiny cameras the size of matchsticks.
17:22They haven't even got a clue.
17:23Who'd want to watch that?
17:24There's a big market for chubby chasers.
17:26I knock out DVDs on the computer, take them down the car boot on a Saturday.
17:30They come in, ta.
17:32Oh, we're going to see Jesus.
17:34I'm fucked off with the effect his crusades have on business.
17:39Jamie.
17:42I'll be with you in spirit, but if there's a ruck, I won't be of any use.
17:45Oh, you're getting on a bit, so...
17:47No, it's the love eggs.
17:48Last time I was involved in a tussle, I lost one.
17:51And one of the girls had to come down and suction it out with the holes off the Dyson.
17:55Oh, I'll just throw up a little bit sick.
17:58It's all right.
18:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:22Get your boss out here now, or else you'll be meeting your maker a bit quicker than you'd fucking imagined.
18:28You want to play it the hard way? Well, that's fine with us.
18:30Stop this, please.
18:32For the love of God, stop.
18:34None of this would be happening if you'd have come out when you were told.
18:37We want your pickets removed from outside our businesses.
18:41There's a message to be spread, Chesney.
18:42Your brains will be the only thing being spread if you don't listen up.
18:46Good eating into our profits. That's not on.
18:49Your trade breeds misery. Families ripped apart.
18:52People have a freedom of choice.
18:54I can't stand idly by and watch men and women drown in the very thing that you sell.
19:01Look at Frank.
19:02The happiness his children have missed out on through his addiction.
19:06If you knew, Frank, you'd know his kids have had a lucky escape.
19:12Call him off.
19:14We're here to do God's work.
19:18Peace and love!
19:20I can't call that off.
19:22Can't ask it to stop.
19:24Well then, you leave us.
19:26No choice.
19:28You can't call it off.
19:30But I can.
19:45So, why are the cloak and dagger?
19:47Why jump me in the street?
19:49Why not just knock round?
19:52I'm on the run.
19:53The warrant out.
19:54What?
19:55I didn't pay maintenance.
19:57I didn't have it, Kel.
19:59When she kicked me out, I ended up sleeping on the beach.
20:01I lost me job.
20:02I didn't have a pot to piss in.
20:03Besides, fellas, she moved in.
20:08We was loaded.
20:09It's not like the kids went short.
20:11What?
20:14You haven't swore.
20:18Fuck.
20:19Yeah?
20:23Shane doesn't want you staying.
20:27So?
20:27I thought the best thing we could do would be to make this place as comfy as we can.
20:34You've got a duvet cover there, too.
20:36Anything else you want?
20:39Fuck.
20:46Is that your Tourette's back?
20:53I lost one of the girls to pop round.
20:55You got a type?
20:57Er...
20:58Blonde.
20:59About your side.
21:04Well, you know, be docking me pay.
21:06Bye.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Yeah.
21:08Bye.
21:10Bye.
21:17Bye.
21:20Bye.
21:39It's me. Leave a message.
21:43There's nothing going on here, so I'll leave it an hour or so then at home.
21:47If you're at the jockey, don't worry about rushing back.
21:49Bath and bed when I get in, I'm knackered.
21:51Have a good'un.
21:58Love you.
22:10Hey, leave them on.
22:12Shut meself then!
22:14Oh, my God!
22:16You can't do it!
22:17Yes!
22:20I've got punchlines.
22:22And all because...
22:24They do not want the...
22:33And I pledge to thee my purity.
22:35And I pledge to thee my purity.
22:38And I pledge to thee my faith.
22:40And I pledge to thee my faith.
22:42Now and forever.
22:44Amen.
22:45Now and forever.
22:47Amen.
22:49Now and forever.
23:01Amen.
23:02You can't just reap the rewards.
23:03You have to put the time in.
23:04It's all new to me.
23:06Like a big family, innit?
23:10I'll be on time next time.
23:13I'm sure God wouldn't mind me making an exception.
23:18Monster munch on your butts.
23:29Your cronies are fucking up business in the pub.
23:32And the shop.
23:32And Lillian's.
23:34You have to stop now.
23:35I can't.
23:37I wouldn't put myself in the middle of it, Patty.
23:40Jesus was never afraid of a fight.
23:42And neither am I, Jamie.
23:43I'd sooner not do this.
23:45Well, then don't.
23:46Leave the devil behind and look for salvation.
23:49Before it's too late.
23:50I want you off the estate this time tomorrow.
24:13No wonder your crew knew all there is to know about everyone.
24:17The front of all knowledge, eh?
24:19I know how people might redeem themselves.
24:22Since he shone his light, my life is finally worth living.
24:26And yours could be too.
24:27So, hallelujah!
24:29Hallelujah!
24:31Join us in the light.
24:33And let his love illuminate the darkest corners of your life.
24:37I don't really do religion.
24:38I'm a Catholic.
24:39Do you think the Lord will forgive you for all you've done?
24:43Beware!
24:44You beware!
24:45If you think I'm gonna let you and yours fuck up my nearest,
24:48and dearest, you're wrong.
24:50No one messes with my family.
24:52You think we're a pushover.
24:54Think again.
24:55Blow it out, you arse!
24:57I'm New Testament, you mumbo-jumbo scaremonger.
25:01He's lost on me.
25:02You want trouble, Patsy?
25:04Bring it on!
25:05And verily, God will visit upon you fire and brimstone and damnation!
25:13The earth shall weep!
25:15Baby, the earth shall weep!
25:23Pepperoni, madam.
25:27Extra basil, like you asked.
25:29And then, on the pizza!
25:32No basil on tap.
25:33You can have it any time you want, though.
25:40I'm glad you're not in an hurry to get home.
25:42No one to worry to.
25:44Shane's out on family business.
25:47You mean kicking somebody's arse?
25:49Or telling someone they're going to be getting their arse kicked.
25:52Not sure what he gets up to lately, but I'm pretty sure it involves arses and kicking.
25:58Can't be easy being married to a Maguire.
26:05Bit of a effort lately.
26:10All marriages go through funny patches, eh?
26:13Yep.
26:14It'll just be a funny patch.
26:15Yeah.
26:18Mum says we need to be on red alert.
26:20What does that mean?
26:21Patty and her pals have met a threat.
26:23Which mum thinks we need to take seriously.
26:25So there's a family powwow later to decide the next move.
26:28Aye-ya.
26:29What have you been up to?
26:31Eh, not much.
26:32Someone nearly got their arse kicked, that's all.
26:34You?
26:36Been with the client.
26:38Have you smoked that?
26:39It's Basil.
26:41You give it a name?
26:42No, Mickey.
26:43Everyone calls it Basil.
26:45What's it for?
26:46Cooking.
26:48Stick it in a pasta, top of pizzas.
26:50We're having pasta again.
26:51No, we're not having pasta.
26:53What the fuck you buy it for then?
26:54It's a gift.
26:55Oh, some pervs buying you a plant as a thank you for being to fuck you.
26:59It wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
27:13So he's buying you a plant?
27:14Shane!
27:15Punters have bought me watches before now.
27:17Red roses marking the anniversary of when they first bought me.
27:20And you and me, we laughed at that.
27:23Why is it bothering you?
27:25You do not.
27:26By a point.
27:27We're just having a laugh.
27:29We've just got talking about the stuff we like.
27:31She!
27:35Come on, this is stupid!
27:38She, we...
27:39It's a plant!
27:41A fucking plant!
27:42That's just a joke!
27:43And thank you, that's all!
27:50Shane!
27:51Stop it!
27:52Shane!
27:56Shane!
27:57Stop it!
27:58Shane?
27:58Will you stop it?
27:59No!
28:00No!
28:01No!
28:01Shane!
28:03Leave it!
28:04Leave it!
28:05It's none of your business.
28:07Fucking do one.
28:08Are you OK?
28:09Please, please.
28:11What the fuck are you doing?
28:15What's this about?
28:17There's no need.
28:19Absolutely no need!
28:21He stays away.
28:22You don't say, oh, can and can't.
28:25You!
28:26And my wife.
28:28Kelly McGuire.
28:30You got that?
28:32McGuire.
28:33No, I fucking know it!
28:36Come on.
28:37I said come on.
28:48What's it like living around here?
28:50Better than where we used to live.
28:52Shouldn't even be talking to each other.
28:55Being on a posing side, you mean?
28:58The McGuire's have asked me to find out what y'all are planning.
29:01And I've been asked to find out what the McGuire's are planning.
29:04Fuck em.
29:05Fuck em all.
29:07I'll pray for your soul.
29:09Don't you ever get pissed off?
29:11I mean, bored doing this all the time.
29:13If I can get through to one person, just one, it'll have been worthwhile.
29:23Yes, mate.
29:26Never just want a bit of fun?
29:27I do have fun.
29:29I enjoy my work.
29:30My mission.
29:32Look, I believe in God.
29:34But only for an hour on a Sunday.
29:35Hasn't taken over my whole life.
29:37It needs to.
29:39Don't you just want a bit of excitement?
30:06Well, these fuckers are harder than we thought.
30:09Willing to go to any lengths to prove their point.
30:11Might not have been them.
30:14Who else could it have been?
30:16I told Patty the Scorchie, threw down the gauntlet.
30:19This is war.
30:21It's almost for peace and goodwill, eh?
30:24Me and my Brendan was involved in an explosion once.
30:281972.
30:30We were on a cruise celebrating his anniversary.
30:33Having dinner at the captain's table when suddenly this god almighty bang.
30:37And the ship tipped.
30:39Felt it.
30:40Wham.
30:40And within an hour, the whole vessel were upside down.
30:43We were trapped.
30:48That was the Poseidon adventure.
30:51Did it not happen?
30:54So we're just gonna sit here and let them get away with it.
30:58Would you be doing this if I'd have been blown to fucking pieces?
31:01No.
31:02So what do we do?
31:04Go round there and we nail them.
31:05What, you mean kill them?
31:07What?
31:07Kill Jesus?
31:08Kill them all.
31:10We tried the gentle approach and they wouldn't listen.
31:13Your answer to everything that, isn't it?
31:15What do you suggest?
31:16I don't know.
31:18Anything but that.
31:19It's...
31:20It's just wrong.
31:21It's all wrong.
31:22This time tomorrow, our problem will no longer be our problem.
31:36Cal.
31:37Cal.
31:38Are you okay?
31:39He didn't hit you.
31:39I wouldn't fucking dare.
31:42Don't come round again, Matt.
31:49Why?
31:50He'll kill you.
31:51Well, I can't just stop seeing you.
31:53Well, you're gonna have to.
31:54You can.
31:55Why the fuck not?
31:57Because I love you.
32:05I love you.
32:14You sure you're okay?
32:16Fine.
32:16Thanks.
32:17Honey.
32:18If you're agreeable, you could stay with us.
32:21Come with us.
32:22Join our crusade.
32:24You mean it?
32:28Indeed we do.
32:32Where's Grace?
32:34Upstairs.
32:35Having a lie down.
32:38I'm off on a few messages.
32:39If you need anything, just call for Jesus.
32:43I'll be in the office.
33:06What are you doing?
33:08What does it look like?
33:09What?
33:26What's up?
33:27What's up?
33:29What are you doing?
33:30It's upside down.
33:36Hey, Jesus.
33:56If you hadn't dragged my husband off, he'd have killed that poor bastard and be looking
34:00at a lie stretch.
34:01So I owe you.
34:02But my lot have had enough.
34:04And they plan to make sure you don't cause them no more problems.
34:07When they realise we pose no threat.
34:09Look, Jesus.
34:11What's your real name?
34:12I can't keep calling you that.
34:14That is my real name.
34:15What did your mum call you?
34:18Fuck's sake, I'm trying to have a serious conversation.
34:27Eric.
34:28Eric.
34:33Some folk respond well to kindness.
34:36A soft touch.
34:38Jamie, it ain't the type of man you want to be messing with.
34:40When the Romans came for Christ...
34:42You want to finish up in the foundations for a flyover?
34:44Well, sit tight.
34:50There's something I don't understand.
34:53You're a good-looking bloke.
34:58Kind.
34:59Considerate.
35:00Passionate.
35:01Your love for God tells me that much.
35:04You've never been tempted.
35:05Never been tempted?
35:06I pray to God to keep me pure.
35:09You never longed for that touch.
35:11That euphoria.
35:14Him.
35:15His need.
35:17My need.
35:19Who we may love.
35:22I could almost believe in God.
35:25Is that good?
35:27Is that good?
35:28Is that good?
35:49You'd better go.
35:51No.
36:01No.
36:11No.
36:16No.
36:18No.
36:21No.
36:23No.
36:26No.
36:28Ah!
36:29Have you heard from Libby?
36:31I'm the last one she'd get in touch with.
36:32Where is she?
36:34I don't know!
36:38Why are you so intent on seeing her anyway?
36:42Bro.
36:43She didn't say where she was going or who she was going with.
36:47Why would she tell me?
36:50She didn't leave a note for me.
36:51What, for her jailer? Her tormentor?
36:54I'm her mother.
36:56Well, just because you've seen the light doesn't mean to say everyone else has to.
37:12Go seek comfort in Jesus.
37:15Not the real one, obviously. I'm not suggesting that you should top yourself.
37:19But, you know, the himbo on the bus.
37:23I'm sure, I'm sure he can rustle a few words of comfort from some epistle or another.
37:30You know, rattle his fucking tambourine.
37:41Fuck me.
37:42The ice maiden melted.
38:12I've shed a few tears for her.
38:14Mostly of regret.
38:16You traced her like shite.
38:19Regret that I ever met her.
38:21That we ever picked up where we left off.
38:23Because truth be told, there was nothing to have to pick up.
38:27You know, but, you know, I've got my tea made, my washing done. Good nosh now and again.
38:33Bastard!
38:33All she needed to hear was, I love you, and she was on her knees.
38:38I've had better sex, but my shirts have never been whiter.
38:41Oh!
38:44I wondered when the real Patty would resurface.
38:48And here she is.
38:58So this is goodbye, then, is it?
39:04I can't see any reason to stay.
39:06Hey, where did you go when you left, dear?
39:07You know, what turned you from the godless old crone that we knew to the god-fearing crone now before
39:13us?
39:13Well, much like yourself, I lived a selfish life.
39:17Tending to my needs before even considering the needs of others.
39:22And then I went back to Ireland, and while there, had what I can only describe as my road to
39:29Damascus experience.
39:30Oh, so God just popped up and showed you the error of your ways?
39:34Yeah.
39:35Well, I don't believe a word.
39:36See, I think little Patty clocked the Jesus freaks and thought,
39:39Bingo!
39:40Three meals and a roof over the head for the rest of me life.
39:43I wouldn't expect you to believe.
39:46I was a lost sheep.
39:48And God saved me.
39:50Liar!
39:51May he strike me down here and now if I tell a word of a lie.
40:10Some have eaten any room.
40:20Another woman had Meisha can pick up not like a one.
40:25Ah이고.
40:27This is Half Iives!
40:29Ciaraéré isруго.
40:31This is what?
40:33Neither have you either.
40:34Ancient where it is!
40:36There are two loops, neighbors.
40:53Marty?
40:54I'm going.
40:55Good.
40:56No, I mean, I'm leaving this.
40:58Well, you don't have to leave this.
41:00Just do it.
41:01My head's full of everything I've been missing.
41:04You can have it all, you know.
41:05I think God would let you.
41:06How can I preach purity when all I want to be is impure?
41:09Preach goodness when all I want to do is bad.
41:13I'm not worthy.
41:14They deserve better than me.
41:19What you want to do, it's normal.
41:23It's not bad.
41:24I want it to be bad.
41:26I want to bite the apple, Kelly.
41:46Go, go, go.
41:48Make no.
41:50Go, go, go.
41:52Make no.
41:55Go, go, go.
41:57Go, go, go.
42:13Anyone?
42:15Nothing.
42:33So you got my present then?
42:35I'll ask where it came from.
42:36No, don't.
42:37You got my present?
42:40I got it.
42:42Listen, next time you're saving souls, Rhonda, come and save mine.
42:47Bye.
42:52They say the damage to my spine is irreparable.
42:54I'll never walk again.
42:56Well, you're saying it very well, Patsy. I'll give you that.
42:59I've got my life back, Frank. What could be better?
43:02I don't understand.
43:04The police are going to be here any minute and what I tell them depends very much on you.
43:10How do you mean?
43:12Everyone on the estate knows how much you hated me.
43:15Everyone knows how much you wanted me out of the picture.
43:20If you agree to have me move back, then I agree not to tell the police you pushed me down
43:26the stairs.
43:27That you did this.
43:28Well, that's just coming my word against who's going to believe you.
43:32Ah! Nurse!
43:33Ah!
43:34Nurse!
43:35Hey!
43:35Ah!
43:37I think you're going to have to increase your morphine.
43:39I'm just going to check with the doctor.
43:40Hang on there, Patsy.
43:41Ah!
43:42Ah!
43:42Ah!
43:51Look, wouldn't you be better off back on the bus amongst your own kind?
43:55With those Bible-bashing bastards that can't stand the feckin' sight of them.
43:59I want to be amongst folks I know, familiar faces, surroundings.
44:03I want to come home.
44:05And I want to make your life a feckin' misery, Frank.
44:24I ran into that old boyfriend a few years ago.
44:27I was out with the girls in town, turned a corner, and bang, there he was.
44:31No longer a possible replacement for Robbie or Gary.
44:34His face was etched with all the wrong he'd done, all the pain he'd caused.
44:39Oh, they're here!
44:40And if I believed in God, I'd like to think he'd had every sin he'd ever committed scratched into his
44:48face.
44:49As a warning to others to keep the distance, to beware.
44:58That's if I believed in God.
45:01What are you going on about, Cynthia? It's a scratch car.
45:04Tonight, a pensioner was brutally assaulted in her home in Belvidia, Rome.
45:08If it gets any clearer, he'll be topping himself.
45:13And it's Frank's name on the line.
45:14Yeah, and his head.
45:17I don't know how you could have missed him.
45:20What the fuck?
45:21Forensics rustled a few new words off you, Frank.
45:24DNA, positive match.
45:25If it was you, that'd be us finished.
45:29I need to speak to Kev now, where is he?
45:30In his head.
45:56Here we go.Teaches
45:59Most flavors. You can't
46:13Did my Brendan spend time in a Turkish prison?
46:16Midnight Express.
46:20Play Russian roulette, you know?
46:22Dear Hunter.
46:24Did he find the dead body when he was a kid?
46:27Stand by me.
46:29He tore an Australian outback with a troop of drunk queens.
46:33Yeah, he did that.
46:36Ah!
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