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00:01Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about, needs to watch their backs out.
00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks, sending prices sky high.
00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots.
00:17Now you've got your condemnation.
00:20Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up.
00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke? Or what?
00:27Is revolution a word?
00:30Or was it never?
00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
00:37Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
00:43I wandered lonely as the cloud making mushrooms rarely found green and pleasant land and ancient sire.
00:51Fuck it, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack, yack.
00:54It's not theirs anymore.
00:57This is our England now.
01:01Party!
01:07Get a few quid, shag a few birds, decent clobber, smart motor.
01:11What then?
01:1225% of lads aged 18 to 26 are waiting to be discovered.
01:16And 50% of 16-year-olds want to be famous.
01:19For what?
01:20Don't you need to be able to do something first?
01:23When the painful truth hits the mind of the bollocks, there's going to be plenty of disillusioned
01:27young men and women out there.
01:28Hey, son, go on.
01:31Go on, son.
01:33It's handy for the alcohol companies and drug dealers as everyone gets twatted to try and
01:38deal with it.
01:38Are you one of them bitter losers wondering what went wrong?
01:41Or is it still time to do something about it?
02:04What?
02:06What?
02:10What?
02:11What?
02:12What?
02:13I'll be there in five.
02:14Go on, tell me what you're wearing.
02:16Sick.
02:17And where you're rubbing it?
02:18Go on, girl.
02:19Turn it to the eyes, let me hear you.
02:21Get me out of it now.
02:22You got my back!
02:22You got my back!
02:24You got my back!
02:25You got my back!
02:26You got my back!
02:27You got my back!
02:27You got my back!
02:27Shut it all the way up.
02:29Yeah, I bet it's nice.
02:31Don't pinch your nipples and shout my name.
02:32Don't pinch your nipples and shout my name.
02:32It's not your mum or sister next!
02:34Yeah, they wouldn't be out on their own!
02:37No, nothing.
02:38I'm coming.
02:39Not in my pants.
02:39Just wait there.
02:42Help!
02:43Look, somebody give me a hand!
02:45Help!
02:45I'm a policeman!
02:47Look, somebody give me a hand!
02:49Help!
02:50Look, someone help!
02:52The ambulance!
02:54He's literally playing on the fence!
02:57Look, will someone give us a hand!
02:58Blame me!
03:00Go and go, mate!
03:02Go and go!
03:05Yeah, I'm almost there.
03:13Love and respect for the woman I worship and whose family I'm privileged to enter.
03:18I pledge to guide her beautiful chap.
03:21Maybe doing our own vows is a bad idea.
03:24Mimi's keen you stamped your own style on this wedding.
03:26She'll do a good job with hers.
03:28I'm glad to think I'm taking a piss.
03:29So focus more on your love for Mimi.
03:33But bottom line, you are going to be their stepfather.
03:37Mav!
03:38She's in the jockey!
03:39Just had to give Scouse Macker a slap.
03:41Spreading lies.
03:42Said that Dalgleish and Sooner spit-roasted the night them tramps won the European Cup.
03:46She hates jocks.
03:48Maybe that's why.
03:50Who's up to?
03:51Private tuition.
03:52I thought you got maths.
03:54Everyone can improve.
03:55So I can help out with invoices, spreadsheets.
03:57We don't keep paper trails.
03:59The jockey has to.
04:00Tax returns.
04:01Well, Karen does all that.
04:07I promise to love, cherish and mentor these beautiful children.
04:12James, Shane, Michael and Scylla.
04:23I was the sad song you made better.
04:28Said, don't be afraid of the dark.
04:33Fucking knew it.
04:35Mum and that granny shagger.
04:37That's too Rooney.
04:40He's got a name.
04:41Yeah.
04:43What's the opposite of paedophile?
04:45Paedophile.
04:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mimi.
04:50Is someone going to tell us what's going on?
04:52I wanted a more fitting occasion for the announcement.
04:56But I suppose the more time to get your head round it is no bad thing.
05:01Billy Tutton is doing me the honour of making me his wife.
05:07Who's Billy Tutton?
05:12No, congratulations.
05:15Match made in Jeremy Kyle ratings heaven.
05:18May you have a gilf-edged future.
05:21No.
05:22Three cheers for the happy couple.
05:26Better round of drinks on the house will break the ice.
05:29Or me.
05:46I didn't get rid of it.
05:48So, lay off the vodka.
05:50I swore I'd never be a single mum.
05:52You don't know what he'll say.
05:54Shane's got skin.
05:55It's got nothing to do with him.
05:56How can it not?
05:57Always trying to be nice.
05:58Makes me skin crawl.
06:00Bit harsh.
06:01All that natural earthy shit.
06:04It used to turn me on.
06:05It was thrilled.
06:06It was so different.
06:07Now, it just stinks.
06:10Your emotions are bound to be all over the place.
06:13You know when you know.
06:14I've moved on.
06:22I hate this part.
06:23Even with me to protect you?
06:26Where were those shitbags when they were needed?
06:29Eww.
06:30Check PC.
06:30Plod shaking his daft head.
06:32You bet you feel safe with him at night.
06:34Carl's ten times the man you'll ever be.
06:36Carl?
06:38Oh, I think he knows.
06:39It takes more than Armani jeans and a pair of Air Max to be a man.
06:43Eh, Gallagher?
06:44Stand up for yourself.
06:46Do you two wash the filth off each other in the shower?
06:50Leave it.
06:51Do you know him?
06:53I think so.
06:56Simon...
06:57Wexford.
06:58It's an archid here in school.
07:00Ian.
07:01Lick.
07:02I was good at football.
07:04Brilliant.
07:05City's academy.
07:06Not that good then.
07:08I vote we choke him on his own bollocks.
07:10Slice him like a pizza.
07:12And feed him to the eels in the Manchester Shipkenham.
07:16Ah.
07:17Curious face of Billy Tutton button.
07:20I'll get him on his own.
07:21Have a word.
07:22Imagine it's you or him.
07:24Dead or alive but there can only be one winner.
07:26Right, calm down.
07:27Oh, right.
07:28He's ripped you off for 50 grand.
07:30Not bets.
07:31We can't kill him for marrying mum.
07:34Pussies.
07:34We make the little shit realise this can't happen.
07:37Send him far away if necessary.
07:38And what if she follows him?
07:40Well, at least we've done our best.
07:42Have you heard yourselves?
07:43Here we go.
07:44Surprises are nice but I don't want you spending too much.
07:47Our love for each other is everything we need.
07:50Do you reckon, Mamie?
07:52A few brothers and sisters might be nice for Cilla.
07:55We'll have to get a move on.
07:56That's what it's all about, Mamie.
08:02Maybe someday you'll get a grip of your bird.
08:05Billy!
08:07I need a word.
08:08I can't, mate.
08:09Sorry.
08:09I've got to go see a man about now.
08:20Me and Paddy.
08:22Tailor tables on the greedy fucks.
08:24Started drinking in this hotel.
08:25Weeks before.
08:26Spent plenty.
08:27Got the manager suite.
08:29Night at the wedding.
08:30Promised we pay the tab at the end.
08:32Free bar.
08:33Everyone proper drunk.
08:34We just did one.
08:36Never went back.
08:37Why don't we do that?
08:38Oh, cameras.
08:39Too many grasses.
08:40It's tricky, Mam.
08:41I hope I make you as happy as Paddy did.
08:45Oh, of course you do.
08:48And then some handsome.
08:56Did you bake many badgers, Daisy Crocker?
08:59Lovely.
09:00Keep us cosy this winter.
09:02Yeah.
09:02We'll make a nice hat and mittens, then.
09:05You all right in there?
09:06Yeah, it's easy to concentrate.
09:07Did you ask Chesney about the food?
09:16What?
09:22You know Jamie won't let this happen, don't you?
09:25Oh, we all have to follow our leader.
09:27I can't do dead things anymore.
09:41I thought we were doing all right.
09:43I'm sorry, Shane.
09:48I can't be with you.
09:49After everything that we've been through.
09:52Years of ups and downs and spinning round a fucking round.
09:57It's so big that we can't deal with it now.
09:59It's not about the big stuff anymore.
10:02Is it that bald fucker?
10:07It's like...
10:09One go!
10:09Why you?!
10:11Come on.
10:12I can do that.
10:14Bad taste, Shane.
10:18Are you going to him?
10:21Are you going to him?
10:21I'm going to no one.
10:23There is no one.
10:27Then what?
10:30The fact that there almost was means you can't be the one anymore.
10:43I've...
10:45I promise...
10:48I promise I won't make this better.
10:49No.
10:50Don't.
10:53No more hunting if that helps.
10:56Gal, I swear to god, watch me!
10:58Now that I know how you feel...
11:00You don't know how I feel!
11:01Yes!
11:01Yes, I do.
11:04Can I?
11:07I swear...
11:08I swear I'll fix us.
11:11I'll just get one more chance.
11:13Just show it at you.
11:14That's all I need.
11:20I'll show it at you.
11:25Three Rolexes, two tanks, a Panerai and a Bird's Cartier.
11:28Suit Karen?
11:29These things are worth a third.
11:30Without the papers.
11:31Not these.
11:32Full finger, I said he'd take the lot of 40%.
11:34Bit of a coincidence, Baghead Billy's just back from Bangkok.
11:38These are real dickhead.
11:40The Ram Raid's on the news.
11:41You couldn't raid a brisket tin.
11:43Not me.
11:52What are you doing here?
11:54Any chance of a chat?
11:57Don't I know you from somewhere?
11:59No.
11:59No.
11:59No.
12:11No.
12:14No.
12:15No.
12:15No.
12:44I thought you'd make it.
12:46I'm sure you and Paddy looks after his family.
12:48Only right.
12:49Seeing as he kept his mouth shut.
12:51Puzzin' you asshole mate.
12:52Just...
12:52You know.
12:54Soon as I get the cartilage fixed I'll definitely give you a call.
12:56Is it good to pay for a proper see him again?
13:14He's pressing charges.
13:16For what?
13:17Said that I pulled his leg down on the spike.
13:19Deliberately.
13:20And now it's my fault that he can't have kids.
13:21Bollies.
13:22Agreed.
13:22But if this goes the wrong way I could go to jail.
13:25What and some smack head say so?
13:28I've had something similar before.
13:29I know it's not his lack of second nature.
13:32But what could I do with a witness?
13:36Or are you going to turn away again?
13:39I don't think you understand.
13:42You know what?
13:44I really do.
13:53Are you having a laugh?
13:54I'm going to play football with a dibble.
14:05I'm not going far.
14:06It's all right Billy, get in.
14:08I've got to go and see this forest.
14:15I've got a few knock off dresses. I need you to choose one for Mimi.
14:19Just take a minute.
14:21Maybe later mate.
14:22I know!
14:26You've got to go!
14:37No!
14:50I've got to go, let's see!
14:54Hang on, Tony.
14:57Fucking hell.
14:59Right, get in here and bend over, you worthless piece of...
15:06Tony doesn't mind.
15:09It won't be long.
15:14Bit kinky.
15:15Much demand.
15:17You've no idea.
15:19Just almost run our sheen over.
15:23He's in bits.
15:24Feel guilty about fucking your mum's relationship so you want to fix your brothers?
15:29I don't need some head case going under when we're out grafting.
15:33Again, all about you.
15:34The law according to Jamie Maguire.
15:36It's not just about me if some ex-smackhead brass is taking the piss out of my family!
15:47Please leave.
15:54Tell me I'm wrong.
15:56Tell me I'm wrong.
15:58Does he know?
16:03Better get a bit messy with some punter.
16:09Are you keeping it?
16:14No wonder you want out.
16:17It was over long before this.
16:19Well he thinks you're giving it another go.
16:21Yeah, well, if we do, it's because we want to.
16:27When we learn.
16:28You can't make the world fit into the box you want.
16:31And every time you force it, it keeps straining to spring back into the shape it was meant to be.
16:45Try not to hurt him too much.
17:008.50, 9, 9.50, 2 grand.
17:05Now, I've got to what he's already give you.
17:09Making me give in and let Billy think I'm a pushover.
17:12He thinks he did good, Deb.
17:14Three.
17:15Five.
17:17Three and a half.
17:18You can't get a kiddo.
17:19Four and a half.
17:22My last offer.
17:24Four grand.
17:31I'm grateful, Chez.
17:32I've got my reputation to think of.
17:34He's just trying to prove himself.
17:36Jackson said he was a real trier at school.
17:38That's what we call the divvies in Woodway.
17:40Don't be so sensitive, Mimi.
17:42I didn't even get that.
17:43I don't think we haven't noticed all the sniggering behind our backs.
17:46You're being paranoid.
17:48Yeah.
17:48Hardly being inundated were offers to help, have we?
17:51I helped with your vows.
17:53Wit-woo.
17:54Nobody's actually said they're pleased for us.
17:57To be honest.
18:01A few of us aren't sure you're doing the right thing.
18:07Mimi always knows her own mind.
18:10Too righteous.
18:12We'll see how dubious everybody is when they're necking free champagne all night.
18:18All night?
18:20That dibble deserves all he gets.
18:22Think they can go round slapping who they like.
18:26Is that how it does?
18:27Give us your phone, you dick.
18:29Hey, man.
18:31Does!
18:33I'll watch out by off you.
18:36Does!
18:37Come on, lad.
18:38Does!
18:40He'll get fuck all in cash for stash him.
18:42You all right?
18:45How about that for gratitude?
18:50Is there a price of your 45 Phantom convertible?
18:53Without a show, but let's go.
18:57What's the postcode got to do with it?
18:59Yeah?
19:00Like, you stick your shit car over your ass, you prick.
19:04That's the spirit.
19:07How about that chat?
19:09Ah!
19:10Ah!
19:16Piss taking over, sunshine.
19:18You.
19:19Pack whatever possessions you've accumulated in your tender years and you fuck off as far away from our mum as
19:23possible.
19:24What about Mimi?
19:25What about her?
19:26She's recovered from greater setbacks than some spotty little scrote doing a midnight flit.
19:30That's right.
19:32You get in touch and tell her you've had second thoughts.
19:34You tell her you've changed your mind.
19:35It wasn't meant to be.
19:35Make up whatever you want.
19:37But if I ever see you around here again,
19:41I'll let this pit bull get medieval on your arse.
19:49I guess it's working.
19:51It's mint.
19:52Might get one on my next upgrade.
19:54I thought you just got a new phone.
19:5530 quid.
19:57The 150 in the shop.
19:58Contract's only.
20:01Your wife?
20:02Dad's Mitchell.
20:03Mate, you shouldn't even know him.
20:05So I refuse to chag your sister though.
20:07And a lovely girl she is too.
20:10Hypocrite.
20:13Where's he even getting 30 quid?
20:15Hey, you should be praising his initiative.
20:17Should be on a curfew.
20:18Oh, that's right.
20:1924-7, thought police.
20:22Tight rain does him no favours around here.
20:24Right, just enough slack to stretch his rangeways.
20:26No, you're a social worker in the area.
20:29Is your only mate getting under your skin?
20:30Behave?
20:31No, no, careful, Carl.
20:32You know, enemy with him.
20:34Cameron and Stasi.
20:36You should lay off the weed.
20:37He's got nothing to...
20:39He's...
20:43Go on.
20:44It will pass, you know.
20:46What will?
20:47Thinking you're better.
20:49Oh, for a run.
20:50What, you not think there were plenty of times I had enough of the gaff?
20:53I was a young man once.
20:55Sick of this place.
20:57But we, we, Gallaghers, thrive in this environment.
21:01Darwinian.
21:02You know, we're naturals when it comes to playing the game.
21:05You know, their game.
21:05So how come everyone else got off?
21:07Fiona, Lit...
21:08Oh, some monikers, snide little jeans, blagged it to the front with them.
21:14Truth would be told.
21:16You know, they're not made for it in the same way.
21:18You and me.
21:20You know what?
21:21Peas in a pod.
21:23You know, it's like your new bird said.
21:24There's more of me and you than the others.
21:27No, and you're even better than I ever was.
21:30You're running errands for Jamie and plenty of reddies.
21:34You're a proper success story.
21:38You can run, but you can't hide.
21:55Look, someone help!
21:57Gallagher!
21:58Someone give me a hand!
22:00Someone!
22:01Gallagher!
22:14It's been a while since we last ate as a family.
22:17Sardine and tomato paste butters and Greg's custard slices for Scylla's birthday.
22:21Proper meal, conversation.
22:23We still need to clear the air.
22:25And you need some decent scran inside your nerves, excitement, whatever it is.
22:30AIDS!
22:37Where's Kelly?
22:38Probably getting rifled off a six-foot stud with an eight-inch length.
22:41Stop winding him up.
22:43I don't want him wasting away before we get itched.
22:46No one be laced.
22:51Is he packed?
22:53Look, Mum's had us too busy.
22:54We'll be around for her once he's gone.
22:56She's gonna need looking after.
22:58I still say we cut him up!
23:00I used to melt in Monica's eyes.
23:03But these?
23:06It better not turn all to mush.
23:09Well, I think they'll sort that out.
23:12No wonder I'm mad for Carl.
23:14He obviously learnt his lyrics from a master craftsman.
23:18Oh, well, here he is.
23:19Careful what you say.
23:21Hey, I've got someone to look after me anyway.
23:24It was for football.
23:25Have you seen this?
23:26Another busy fucker sticking a nosey.
23:29Some pensioners just gnawed the brothel on Wally Lane.
23:31You stopped people, traffickers.
23:33There were 13-year-old girls there.
23:34Oh, see?
23:36Priorities.
23:37Messed up.
23:38Converting to the dark side already.
23:40Don't be stupid.
23:42Got to learn living somehow.
23:43Jamie.
23:44Late.
23:45So we.
23:48Don't know what the rush is.
23:49The UFC's 24-7.
23:54Cheers, everyone.
23:55Cheers.
23:56Cheers.
23:58Mickey, hands.
24:06Can't beat a pan of scouse.
24:18Sprouts, Kel.
24:20Billy's not been eaten properly.
24:22Laying on the wedding of the years.
24:24Taking it still.
24:26I love you.
24:47I don't need it.
24:49Looks like someone's had a few beers.
24:50If you want to get rid of me, you'll have to do it your way.
25:04I've got something I need to say.
25:06I know most of you don't want this to happen.
25:10Nice to see no-one's denying it.
25:13Appreciate the honesty.
25:15So, in case anyone gets a bit brave, speak now or forever hold your peace.
25:22I'm going to prove I know what I'm doing.
25:29What was always my dream?
25:33When you were kids, where was my dream place to live?
25:37Egberth.
25:40By the sea.
25:42The final piece of my jigsaw of life.
25:45Keep me happy till the day I die.
26:00Three months ago, your father rang me.
26:03Where is he?
26:04Working with some main players out of Bangkok.
26:07Exporting all over the world.
26:09Hey.
26:10We could visit.
26:12An holiday.
26:14He said you've always fancied Thailand.
26:16Lovely.
26:17This is his six-bedroom house on the beach.
26:20Four staff, chauffeur-driven make.
26:24He asked me to join him.
26:26Told me he'd do anything.
26:28Totally new man.
26:29Begged me.
26:30Said none of it mattered without me.
26:32Like a lottery win.
26:35Except...
26:38I told him it's not what I wanted.
26:41I don't believe you.
26:45First class, Manchester to Bangkok.
26:51This was before Billy turned up.
26:55That's the point.
26:56If I know that I don't want that luxury and comfort for the rest of my days,
27:02credit me with enough intelligence to know what I do want now.
27:07We are doing this anyway.
27:10But you're my family.
27:13You're the people I want to spend the rest of my life among.
27:17And your approval counts more than I think you know.
27:20It won't be complete without you behind us.
27:24If you really love me, please give us your blessing.
27:35Fine.
27:45You'll always be my little star.
27:47Even still, I couldn't knock you off that pedestal.
27:50Never feel threatened.
27:52But I'd be the proudest mum in the world if you'd agreed to give me away.
28:08For me, me and Billy.
28:10For me, me and Billy.
28:43We, Gallagher's, thrive in this environment.
28:46Darwinian.
28:48You and me?
28:50Peas in the pod.
29:03Simon!
29:04Nice timing.
29:05You come to console me.
29:06I'll say what I saw.
29:08Once it made the news, they get a bit keen for a scapegoat.
29:11They don't get you.
29:13With my previous, suspension's the easy option.
29:17Nothing I can do?
29:18Did it really take you this long to grow up here?
29:23We are fucked.
29:26He says he's at 34 ways, but I don't reckon he's seen his bollocks since he dropped.
29:33There you go, Dad.
29:37Finished.
29:47Got a couple of spares for the derby on Saturday.
29:50She'll bar him.
29:52He still seems wary.
29:54Mickey freaking him out, what out?
29:57Fiancé still offers food.
30:00He must have lost a stone with all this pressure.
30:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:06Cal?
30:13No, er...
30:14Why is...
30:15Behave?
30:17Laters.
30:20I hope you don't mind me asking.
30:21Go on.
30:22My mates will crumble, anyway.
30:23I'm a bit young.
30:24I'm not saying you're old, it's just...
30:27You've got a bit more about you than most people round here.
30:29What the fuck you mean about, Billy?
30:31Will you be my best man?
30:40At least you've got your appetite back.
30:41I'm hungry for you.
30:47I've got a bit of business to attend to.
30:49Could use another set of hands.
30:51You're family now.
30:53Bit of bond and I'll do you good.
31:16What's the business?
31:17You, er...
31:18No point in hanging around.
31:25Ah!
31:26What the fuck's that?
31:28Steads.
31:28Time to exercise those demons.
31:30Mild ones.
31:31Stop your whining.
31:33You've only got a wig.
31:35Well, Mum doesn't want you looking like a crackhead at the wedding, though, does she?
31:40Come on, champ.
31:42Hey!
31:44Oh, fuck.
31:46Hello?
31:47Needed to swerve predators a few million eons ago?
31:52Hardly.
31:53Quick enough to catch a dodo?
31:55What do you think KFC and Nando's all about?
31:58Civilisation.
31:59Mate, you know.
32:01How's he doing?
32:02I mean, who runs round here, anyway?
32:05I mean, are you having it a bit lively from the odd lot, maybe?
32:09I'm looking after myself.
32:10Proper.
32:11Oh, well, let me not say...
32:13Hey!
32:13Here she is!
32:15He he he!
32:16About time you two's settled down.
32:18Ignoring your texts?
32:20We need to talk properly.
32:21We need to talk properly.
32:23Oh, he's here now?
32:27Yeah.
32:30Got it.
32:34Lucky day, Kyle.
32:35Lucky day, Kyle.
32:35Collect that for Jamie.
32:36For the easiest monkey you've ever earned.
32:42Tell him I'm passing.
32:44I don't think you've got a choice.
32:46Well, no offence.
32:47That's exactly what I've got.
32:48How are you?
32:50I'll go.
32:56Feel free to stay.
32:57Make some of it if you want.
32:58I'm calling it a day.
33:00Who are you talking to?
33:01Oh!
33:04Well, as the man said.
33:06Old, young, it's all the rage around here.
33:09Hey, Mimi.
33:11Yeah, you do, aren't you, Tramp?
33:17For your son, Karen, I would be happier if he wasn't...
33:20No way!
33:20That can't be it.
33:22Stephen.
33:23Stephen, look at me.
33:23Nah, I'm not having that.
33:24How could you?
33:24Where would you fucking put it?
33:26A pram, a cot.
33:27God, no, he's hanging.
33:28Baby clothes.
33:29I'm pregnant.
33:29Baby food, warmth and shelter.
33:32And with child.
33:32All you're planning to do is sit back and carry on...
33:35Tell you something, you shouldn't even have kids.
33:37Somebody else's.
33:40What do you say?
33:42I'm going to have a baby.
33:43I'm sorry.
33:50Who?
33:56I mean, one of your regulars?
33:58Could be a one-off.
34:01Did you forget to take your tablets?
34:04Nothing's 100%.
34:05Yeah, no, but the pill and the condom, I mean, it makes the chances minute.
34:09So I'll buy a lottery ticket, see if the luck continues.
34:11It wasn't on purpose.
34:16I hate hurting you.
34:20Yeah.
34:20Maybe it's what we need.
34:22Somebody else's baby?
34:24A family.
34:25No-one needs to know it's not mine.
34:27Everybody knows you're a jaffer, they'll slaughter you.
34:29If I say there's some new medical discovery.
34:31Jesus, Shane!
34:33Call me a slag.
34:34Slag may make some fucking sense.
34:37We all know.
34:38No.
34:38Keller.
34:39I don't care what anyone says.
34:41I'm losing all respect for you.
34:42Yeah?
34:43Well, you'll find it again.
34:44This can't go on.
34:45I can't go on!
34:47Without you!
34:48Yes, you can.
34:50Keller.
34:53I couldn't live without you.
35:01I don't know what to do.
35:05Please, Shane.
35:07Don't go there.
35:09You'll learn to love me again.
35:12I know you will.
35:23You can't go there.
35:39Follow the message.
35:39We'll hang on.
35:40I think you've never done.
35:41Come on, Billy.
35:42You're staying away.
35:43Go on.
35:43Let's get those rosy days of you.
35:46And some have apologised with.
35:48For the thing you'll never know.
35:51Come on, Billy.
35:51Time is yours and life is more but it's up to us to change, it's time to matter, yes.
36:07I'm shaking him. I'm doing him. Go on, Billy.
36:11Oh, we're just done.
36:13It's wild.
36:21You said if I beat you at anything we can go home. What's up with you? No more. I just
36:26want to go.
36:27Come on, champ.
36:29Lotus. Hey.
36:31I just want to go home. Stop.
36:33What do you reckon? Not bad.
36:41Think he's ready?
36:47I'll come to the family.
36:51Hey.
36:52You wouldn't have put me down that easy.
36:57It's a pathetic excuse.
37:00Ordinary knobheads going bananas away from the missus and the upright.
37:04Sniffing Charlie and shagging brass.
37:07Pitiful existence.
37:09You don't get assed on the stag, do you then, Frank?
37:19Hey.
37:20Empect already.
37:22I tell you what, he's a breather man than me taking her off.
37:25Yeah, it's okay.
37:27It don't get right if you're not having one.
37:29I had one the first time round.
37:31Last thing I need is a hangover on me special day.
37:36Chesney's on his way.
37:38Enjoy yourself. I'm all right. Don't worry.
37:41Okay then.
37:42Bye.
37:43Bye.
37:47You sure you're okay?
37:48Of course I am.
37:52Do you want one of Mammy's stories?
37:59About a princess who waited half her life to find a real Prince Charming.
38:08Give your fucking hat on.
38:14Mimi Maguire.
38:16What's it to you?
38:17I'm arresting you for willful neglect of your duties as the hen.
38:21And orders of friends and neighbours.
38:23You didn't think you'd get away with it that easy.
38:25Yay!
38:28Yay!
38:30I'm gonna ask them at home.
38:36Yay!
38:51Yay!
38:54Woo!
39:08What are you playing at?
39:10There's no army giving him one final test.
39:13He's been on the steads over a week.
39:15We'll be lucky if he doesn't smash this gap up and try and rape half the birds in here as
39:18it is.
39:19I want to see how committed he really is.
39:29No complaints! Mom's the word, eh?
39:58I want you to get out of here.
40:01Carl!
40:02How are you supposed to do this?
40:03But I know it's time for you to leave.
40:06We're all just pushing along.
40:09Trying to leave it out.
40:11Oh, oh, oh.
40:12Oh, you're a disfair.
40:14You can hold you down.
40:19Hey, boys.
40:20Boys.
40:21John.
40:22Yes, please, please.
40:24Jackson!
40:26Hey!
40:26How are you, Matt, mate?
40:27What are you doing?
40:29Yeah, it's coming, mate.
40:31Yeah, it's coming, mate.
40:33Yeah, it's coming.
40:34Go home.
40:34Go home.
41:03All right.
41:03to celebrate the wedding of William and Catherine.
41:08Do you, Catherine, Mimi, Harmonica, Joy McGuire,
41:13and take William Tutton to be your husband?
41:16I do.
41:18If anyone knows of any lawful impediment,
41:21please speak now or forever.
41:24Hold your peace.
41:32You've taught me, nurtured me, helped me to grow and mature.
41:37I will respect and treasure you with every atom of my being.
41:41Your precious family is now my own,
41:44and I embrace them into my world.
41:47Jamie. Shane.
41:51Walk on together.
41:52I pledge to never try to control you,
41:56to never smother you.
41:58Trust and love will ensure we walk on our natural paths
42:01wherever they lead us.
42:09You may now kiss the bride.
42:25Come on, son.
42:41I am sorry.
42:43I know.
42:50I won't stop you anymore.
43:05Oh, God.
43:07Oh, God.
43:24Billy and Mimi knew they'd face criticism.
43:27They knew people would disapprove,
43:29even those closest to them.
43:31No.
43:34Regardless of this,
43:36they've let the love lead them.
43:39They were strong enough to stand up for what they believed in most of all.
43:44See, they've set an example.
43:45They've proved that you find your true direction when you're true to yourself.
43:52Like, today's a very special day.
43:56And I'm proud in more ways than you could know.
44:00Thanks for making me your best, ma'am.
44:05Toast!
44:06To Billy and Mimi Tutton, the bride and groom.
44:09Toast!
44:19To Billy and Mimi Tutton, the bride and groom.
44:22Moving on.
44:23It's difficult when it means leaving people behind.
44:34It's a free bar!
44:36Moving on is even more difficult when the life you choose is something so unusual.
44:41It's so different to what you know.
44:43Might as well have dropped in from another planet.
44:45Not too bad to say.
44:49But it's fine as pretty cool.
44:53Ain't no drag.
44:56Papa's got a brand new bag.
45:01He's a jerk.
45:03He's on the fly.
45:05Don't play him cheating cause you know he ain't shy.
45:08He's doing the monkey.
45:11Mad potato.
45:11Jump back jack.
45:14See you later, alligator.
45:16Cut me out, sister.
45:19Papa's in the seat.
45:23Get too hip now.
45:26But I can dig the new season.
45:30Ain't no drag.
45:33He's got a brand new bag.
46:00I'm not waiting around to be discovered, but what else am I going to do?
46:06Start a riot.
47:05I'm not waiting around to be discovered, but what else am I going to do?
47:12Is that it?
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