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00:01Sickius is waiting for the Chatsworth Express
00:04Oi!
00:05Come watch Pikes making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs
00:11And kids there convinced aren't actually theirs
00:15Wicked!
00:16This is what sounds on earth could ever replace
00:20Kids need your money, or wives in your face
00:23Cos this people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:30To calm us all down and stop us going mental
00:32These are Chatsworth Estate
00:36Basic Essentials
00:38We are worth every penny for grinding your axes
00:44When you sit on our head
00:45But you pay the taxes
00:49Imagine the Britain without Chatsworth Buccaneers
00:53Who've come on your face for the price of a beer
00:55Eh?
00:57Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now
01:01Make Poverty History Cheaper Drugs Now
01:07Scatter
01:10Bye!
01:10Bye!
01:16Affairs of the heart are troublesome to adults
01:20They're complex and carry lots of baggage and consequences
01:23Big and small
01:25Fucking lie at peace
01:28It's the one area of life where adults get to behave irrationally
01:33Like kids on a sugar rush
01:35Tears and tantrums
01:36Falling out and not speaking
01:39Secrets and lies
01:42Makes you wonder whether it's worth it
01:44If it wouldn't be better to stay on your own
01:48Be a priest or Trappist monk or something
01:52Live apart from society
01:55If only there was a superior being I could believe in
02:05Where's Liam?
02:07Oh he's gonna be late
02:08Liam!
02:10Oh don't get up I'll fix his toast
02:12Hello!
02:14Have you seen the size of me?
02:16Oh you didn't leave me
02:17I've got a study day
02:21Oh my god he looks like a refugee from the 1980s
02:26There's nothing wrong with him
02:28Oh well the fashion police might beg to differ Tebby
02:31Why's she laughing?
02:33Because the hormones have affected her brain
02:35Go and get your back
02:36Oh scaring for life sending him into school with trousers like that
02:42Well they're gonna have to do him till the end of term
02:44Unless you have a contribution to make
02:47Oh I forgot he's my job just like everything else round here
02:51Developing a victim complex are we Debbie?
02:53I'm knackered
02:54Well you wanna try sleeping next to the heffa-lump over there and then see how knackered you are
02:58I'm cooking a baby
03:00Oh which forces you to kick the fuck out of me in me sleep does it?
03:04Wake me up for dinner
03:05Nice more meat on the butcher's pencil Cal
03:07I've got no clean shirts
03:09Come on Debs and see Tracey Kelvin later
03:11We've got two possibilities then aren't we Cal?
03:14Either I've washed, dried and ironed them and then hid them somewhere so you can't find them
03:19Or alternatively since you should be able to get off your arse and wash your own shirts but
03:24It's still in the washing basket
03:26Which do you think it is?
03:29Well if you didn't stay up half the night texting your mates you might not be so tetchy of a
03:34morning
03:35So did she wash her shirts or not?
03:50Jocks I hate them
03:51How come the filth it all over is like a rush?
03:54What have we done?
03:55Fuck all
03:56Somebody's feeding them information
03:57I mean shortbread
03:59What's that about?
04:00Biggest score in six fucking months
04:02And we couldn't shift a vitamin C tablet if there was a plague of rickets
04:05Do you reckon it's them jocks that have been selling around pubs?
04:08I know it's those tight-fisted, skirt-wearing, Braveheart-watching Scottish fuckers
04:15Anonymous phone tips to Inspector Plod
04:19They've no morals up there you know
04:21That's why we kicked them out of Ireland in the sixth century
04:23Not like they got a sell-by date though is it?
04:26Pills
04:26All of our petty cash is tied up on those pills you skidmark
04:30We are stony fucking broke
04:35And your mother's in there cooking like it's going out of fashion
04:39Useless fucking grassing haggis eating Scottish
04:44It would be a plague of rickets though would it?
04:46It would be a plague of crickets
04:49Like a boat Jimmy out of Pinocchio
04:51One with a top hat
04:53Pigs have just nicked Armandie
04:54She's got Katie with her
04:56What for?
04:57I haven't got a clue
04:57Two minutes ago down the road
04:59Ma'am, the cops have nicked Armandie
05:00Mickey! No!
05:03Bastards!
05:08It burns!
05:13I think that's upside down
05:17What the fuck?
05:18Anything?
05:19You
05:21Didn't stop her shining a torch at me crack for ten minutes though
05:23Believe me there are some sites better left unseen
05:27That's gross
05:27Yeah, rank
05:28Hasn't she got a nappy?
05:30CSI chats with her, wanting to inspect it
05:32Another feast for the eyes
05:34Well we should get one on her before
05:35I haven't got a spare have I?
05:37It's only popping down the shop
05:38We'll give you a hand, Putney
05:39Don't bother
05:40Quicker if I do it myself
05:42Stay there Katie
05:43Okay
05:49I'm sorry about this
05:50We gotta tip off
05:52Get better information then
05:54It's fucking harassment
05:55She's soaked
06:00Oh you dropped
06:04Oh you dropped
06:07Oh me baby
06:13How is he?
06:18Not even third degree burns
06:20I've had worse off Swan Vastas
06:22Gotta keep this cream on, stop it blistering
06:24Because he's worth it
06:25Shut up you!
06:26Have some consideration Shane
06:29It wasn't me that threw a pan of pasta sauce over his beaner
06:32And what's that supposed to mean?
06:34You calling me a bad mother?
06:36Mimi
06:37Mimi?
06:38Mimi?
06:38What?
06:39He was having a go, weren't ya?
06:42Wasn't he?
06:53For God's sake, fucking coppers
06:56Don't let him get to ya
06:57Sitting there all morning
06:58She gets a rash of making a complaint
07:00Alright, I'm on your side remember
07:02I know
07:03Sorry
07:20Oh shit
07:26Is this what you're looking for?
07:30You must have dropped it on the floor and you stripped the buggy
07:33This is a private letter
07:35I didn't know it was important
07:38You lot searched my daughter and stuck your fingers up my arse
07:40Think I was gonna run after you and deliver your mail?
07:46Sorry
08:00You alright?
08:07It was your only birth mother
08:09Your real mum's the one who brought you up
08:12I was brought up in a care home
08:13There is no real mum, she was it
08:16You've been looking for her a long time
08:19Two years
08:22I was gonna start earlier but everyone said
08:24Nah, wait till you're older till you know you're on mine
08:27Now she's fucking dead
08:31You're not gonna give up are ya?
08:33They're children
08:35They're your brothers and sisters
08:36Half
08:39Half brothers and one sister
08:42Now apparently I'm an unfortunate mistake from our mother's youth
08:46And shouldn't tarnish her good name by forcing myself upon the family
08:49But they've had a shock and all
08:51My mother's not six weeks in and her long lost son crawls out the woodwork
08:55You could be a gold digger for all they know
08:58Thanks so much
09:02I'd better get back inside
09:05You can't go in like that
09:08Your eyes are all puffy
09:10Here
09:17How old was she when she had you?
09:19Seventeen
09:20Good Catholic family sent her off to Ireland to have the baby
09:24Get it adopted, spurred the family shame
09:27Did you know she was from the North West?
09:29Is that why you came over?
09:31Hadn't a clue
09:33Believe me, it's a shock to the system to think you're Irish
09:35Then find out it's English blood in your veins
09:38The chip on my shoulder's totally confused
09:43I just don't get it
09:45I mean, you're a mother
09:47How could you give away your own baby?
09:49That's a bit of a bloke's attitude if you don't mind me saying
09:53I was 15 when I fell pregnant with Kaye
09:56Hardest thing I've ever done
09:58People say they'll support you
10:00They don't really
10:02I mean, nappy changing and buying vests, yeah
10:05But in the important stuff
10:06In the dark hours
10:08When you think you're the worst mum ever
10:09You resent her because she's changed everything
10:12Forced you to be old before your time
10:14There's moments you'd flag her on eBay for the price of a bottle of cider
10:19So, do you wish you hadn't had her?
10:21Are you mental?
10:24She's the most beautiful thing that's ever happened to me
10:27The only beautiful thing that's ever happened to me
10:33How could I do that to my own baby?
10:37You lost your temper
10:39Everybody does sometimes
10:43It's like the deeds done before my brain's had time to process the thoughts
10:48Bothers me
10:49Then let's do something about it
10:53Nobody's allowed to bother my angel
10:56Not
10:57Even
10:58You
11:00Done
11:07Listen
11:09Thanks for taking the time
11:10And a gap in my schedule
11:13And besides
11:13Your eyes don't look like you've gone twelve rounds of Ricky Atten now
11:17I'm really sorry I opened your letter
11:20Yeah, yeah
11:22Funny but
11:24Well, I'm not
11:27I'll see you
11:28I'll see you
11:40I can't put it
11:42I'm not sorry for him
11:44Seems like a nice bloke
11:46What is it with you a man in uniform?
11:48Oh, shut up
11:52You gonna ask him out?
11:53No
11:55And that muck anyway
11:56A mcguire and a police officer off down the pitches for the night
11:59You're finding excuses
12:00It feels as if my radar's broke
12:03After lip
12:04And then dicks
12:06Don't know what to think
12:08I don't wanna make an arse of myself
12:11Test the water then
12:12Ow
12:13Well, you've got the world's best buffer in that
12:16Take away
12:21Oh, find me trowel
12:22Here
12:24Try them
12:27They look worse
12:28You can see the turn of a mile off
12:30Well, I'll iron them then
12:31I can't know where they were before
12:33Because
12:34You can't, that's all
12:38There we go
12:43Are we poor?
12:47What made you ask that?
12:48Nothing
12:50Just
12:52What some of the kids at school said
12:54We do alright
12:56We're not any poorer than anyone else
12:58And it doesn't matter what other people say
13:00Okay?
13:01I know
13:04Come on Tracer
13:06It's just a date
13:08Alright, Cal
13:18Here he comes
13:20The great unwashed
13:23I need
13:25I need
13:27Advice
13:28It's about
13:30Sex
13:35Right
13:36I'm seeing this girl
13:37Tracy Kelvin
13:38And
13:39She's dead experienced
13:40You've popped your cherry though
13:42Of course they have but
13:43She knows stuff
13:45Loads of stuff
13:47You've had older women
13:48Didn't they teach you how?
13:49Yeah but
13:50They always did stuff to me
13:52Tracy expects me to do stuff to her
13:58So you want me
13:59To teach you foreplay
14:01What's that?
14:06I was so angry I went out to the garage and snapped off the cane
14:09Every time I have a drink
14:11I've run out of excuses for my eyes
14:12Full volume day and night
14:15I threw a stereo out the bedroom window
14:17Mimi?
14:20Do you have anything to share?
14:30Well there was the time I hit my husband with my shoe
14:33A good six inch heel
14:37He'd come in seven sheets to the wind every night that week
14:41And the kids were only small
14:46I kept them on deliberate
14:48Stilettos like
14:51So I took a knife and carved my initials into his back
14:54Ten inches high
14:55While he was still tied up
14:57Next time one of my lads hit a ball into his garden
15:00He handed it back
15:01Double quick
15:03That's for sure
15:09Have you tried taking a deep breath before you act?
15:12Brian I've tried everything
15:14I've tried counting to ten
15:15I've tried saying a prayer to St Clair of Assisi
15:18I never get past three
15:19And I always end up going to confession after
15:22There aren't other strategies
15:25Problem solving
15:26Better communication
15:28Cognitive restructuring
15:30I'm not a hippie
15:31I'm talking about empathising with people
15:33Putting yourself in their shoes
15:37I'll give you some materials that might be of help
15:46I'm not a hippie
15:46Haven't you got immigrant labour who do that for you?
15:48Filling my day with meaningless tasks
15:51Where are you off to?
15:53Just out for a walk
15:55So have you phoned them?
15:57I don't see the point
16:02Well, see you then
16:04Hey, wait
16:06I'm due a break
16:08Do you want to go to the park or something?
16:11Go on, I'll spring for the ice cream
16:16All right
16:19You could have asked your mother one question, what would it be?
16:22No, I couldn't ask her just one question
16:24It would have to be a million or none at all
16:26Like what?
16:28Like...
16:29Is there a history of heart attacks in the family?
16:32Did she get the life she wanted after she gave me up?
16:35Where did I get this nose?
16:37You could probably sue for the nose
16:39Just cruel to lumber a kid with that
16:47You've got to call him
16:50I don't think so
16:54Another lesson you learn when you're brought up in care
16:56You can't make people accept you
16:59Whee!
17:04What's for tea, Mum?
17:05Homemade stew
17:11It's not there
17:13That's because you haven't made it yet
17:19It's just a minute
17:25Oh
17:25Okay, what's my first lesson?
17:27So, what do you normally do?
17:29Shake them for as long as I can
17:32Before...
17:34Before, you know
17:38And that's it?
17:39No, I give them a bit of a rub first
17:41Went six minutes once
17:42Three-hundred and twenty-four pumps.
17:46You don't, like, build up to it. You know, like, they're erogenous songs.
17:52Tits and fanny, yeah?
17:56This Tracey Kelvin better be worth it.
18:01Ah! Get off you, bastard! Get off me!
18:06Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:11Ah!
18:12Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:20In.
18:26Nobody died. It would be irrational to get overly upset about a ruined dinner.
18:32This is cognitive restructuring.
18:35We could attempt to problem-solve the reasons why you two felt it necessary
18:39to batter the living shite out of one another.
18:43What I think's required here is some positive reinforcement.
18:49So?
18:50No!
18:51Shane, tell your brother that you love him.
18:54Fuck off!
18:55Tell your brother you love him.
19:11You're not trying to poke a hole in a fence.
19:13You're, like, you're licking a bottle its pair are.
19:18I've only got to do this now.
19:21What?
19:21I said, how long have I got to do it for?
19:23My tongue's knackered.
19:25Bit, like, softer.
19:28Karen.
19:29It's kind of first here.
19:31I wish I could help him, that's all.
19:32So help him.
19:33Do something about it.
19:34Get on his good side.
19:36I can't.
19:36It's personal stuff.
19:38I hardly even know him.
19:39Yeah, all right.
19:40Talk yourself out of it.
19:41God forbid you to meet a nice bloke with a good job and no baggage who's keen on you.
19:45I don't know that he's keen on me.
19:46Yeah, fair point.
19:48Cops are always taking me to the park for ice lollies.
19:52Pite and sewage, Karen.
19:54Oh.
19:55Yeah, you look like a chicken.
19:56He's just been told she's got a shit and egg.
19:59Here.
19:59You're a mother.
20:01No, I'm not.
20:02Well, yeah, well, you know, you've got all the raw material, haven't you?
20:06Do you have a...
20:07Is there a nesting instinct in you?
20:10Makes you want to kick everyone else out of the homestead?
20:12Make room for your chicks?
20:14Oh, has Monica got the sweats?
20:16Oh, the sweats?
20:17The sweats?
20:19Well, is that what you call it?
20:20Grieve us bodily harm in anyone else's language?
20:23Well, you know what the answer is, don't you?
20:24Who's that?
20:25Keep your pecker in your pants.
20:29So, I said to Bill Roach, Ken Bowler, of course.
20:33I said, Billy, you want to know what side your bread's buttered?
20:37Tie them into a long-term contract.
20:40I said, so what if you tie a cast?
20:43You'll have a steady income, not many can say that.
20:46I'm knackered, mate.
20:47If there was a book entitled all that men know about women, it'd be completely empty.
20:51She's gone completely off at deep end.
20:52You know how she's made us hug each other?
20:54Yeah, like we was puffs or summit.
20:56Yeah, well, I could see you getting in touch with your feminine side.
20:58Your mother has debts you boys have never been exposed to.
21:01Give her credit.
21:01But, Dad!
21:02I said, give her credit.
21:06Trust me, she'll be able to help you out.
21:08Belle Carter, are you having a laugh?
21:11She was an extra on Corrie for about ten minutes thirty years ago.
21:14You'd think she was fucking Hamlet of the Royal Shakespeare.
21:18Got a better idea, have you?
21:19Have you?
21:21You said you wanted to help him.
21:23If now's your chance.
21:27Go on.
21:29She's waiting.
21:31Go on.
21:37She's waiting.
21:38Go on.
21:39All right, Belle.
21:41Drinks are on me.
21:42Ooh!
21:45That's very kind of you.
21:48Do you know, you remind me a little of Pat Phoenix.
21:52Elsie Tanner, God rest her soul.
21:54Of course, she was a redhead.
21:56Never call me Ginger, she once said to me.
21:58Hmm.
22:00Look, I've got a job for you.
22:03I want you to pretend to be someone.
22:05I'm trying to help a friend.
22:11Righty-ho.
22:12You get the drinks in and tell Belle all about the role.
22:16Oh, and gin if you don't mind this time.
22:19Protein power diet.
22:22Right.
22:31What the fuck's that smell?
22:33Lavender.
22:34It's soothing.
22:37Smells like the inside of a hookah's oxster.
22:41You said you'd support me, Paddy.
22:44I'm trying to, my lab.
22:46Oh, well, sweet pea.
22:49Of course I support you.
22:51Good.
22:51I really think it's working.
22:55I've got some poopery drying in the kitchen.
23:05Water.
23:07Hey.
23:08Yeah.
23:09X Factor.
23:14Says she's going home to get inside the skin of the character.
23:18What, like Silence of the Lambs?
23:20I won't put it past her.
23:22She's loopy enough.
23:23I'm meeting her tomorrow to give details.
23:26What, all this to get inside some Busy's boxes?
23:28Like that's going to happen?
23:29You never know.
23:30Bye, please, inn.
23:32You hear me?
23:32Bye, please.
23:42Bye, bye.
23:48Bye, bye.
23:52Bye, bye.
23:56So, I won't give you the full bag, I'll give you the quarter.
23:58Keep your head clear.
24:00See if you can patch it up with that nice girl of yours.
24:03Ta-ra.
24:08What was all that about?
24:09Young Felix.
24:10He's on the back.
24:11He morning, noon and night.
24:13It's ruined in his relationship.
24:15Bit less smoke and do them both the world of good.
24:24Dad, what are you doing?
24:25Oh, Kate.
24:27Why does everybody in this house see it as their duty to physically abuse me?
24:34Listen, Dad.
24:35I'm worried about Liam.
24:37He thinks we're poor and he's getting teased.
24:40I am the one bearing the brunt, Deb.
24:44I mean, nobody thinks about fathers, do they?
24:46We're just supposed to keep storm and just get on with it.
24:49You know, like Gary Cooper in High Noon.
24:52What about me, Deb?
24:56Hello, love.
25:00Look.
25:01I think I made a mistake.
25:03Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
25:07It's nothing personal, it's just we're tending to be best mates with some dead woman you never met her.
25:12It's too much of an ask.
25:13Oh, you'd have loved Patricia if you'd met her.
25:18Everybody did.
25:19What?
25:20It broke her heart, giving that baby away.
25:23But it was different days.
25:25Her parents were religious, you did what your father said, or you were out.
25:30And there a day went by when she didn't slink off for a quiet cry about her lad growing up
25:35in Ireland, nobody belonging to him.
25:37Not that she looked for sympathy.
25:39No, there was just a sadness there, a guilt, you could say, that she never quite chucked off.
25:57This is everything I can remember from the letter and stuff he said.
26:00No, I don't.
26:02Oh, um, cider and black, if you don't mind, love.
26:06I'll skip breakfast.
26:13So?
26:16She was fucking brilliant.
26:18Nearly believed in myself.
26:20What did I tell you?
26:21Pite a lager and two ears and don't spare the horses.
26:24Pite a lager and two ears and don't spare the horses.
26:30Well, look.
26:32Yeah, it can be there.
26:337.30.
26:35I've just got an errand to run.
26:38Everything all right?
26:41OK.
26:42See you then.
26:45It wasn't my fault.
26:47No.
26:50Since when did we invite junkies into our house for tea?
26:52The lad's father ridiculed him all through his teens because of his acne.
26:58I'm empathising, Patrick.
27:01Be with you in a minute, girls.
27:03Terry's almost done.
27:05Are any of these spongers actually buying anything?
27:07There's more to life than money, Patrick.
27:10You have to nature the soul.
27:12The jocks are bad enough.
27:14But now my own wife is trying to drive me into bankruptcy.
27:17I'll be back in a minute, love.
27:19Keep projecting positive thoughts.
27:22Yes, I can't.
27:23Don't.
27:29Why are you being so hostile?
27:32Business is going down the shitter.
27:34And you're turning our most reliable Pontus into a bunch of fucking tree huggers.
27:38I'm doling out help and advice alongside the gear.
27:41It wasn't my...
27:42It's responsible selling.
27:44It's irresponsible, Mimi.
27:45It takes you a fucking hour to shift a couple of pills.
27:50I'm a new woman.
27:52I thought it's what everyone wanted.
27:54If you don't like it, then maybe we've got a problem.
27:59It wasn't my fault.
28:02It wasn't...
28:03I'm with you now.
28:04Okay?
28:05It wasn't my fault.
28:07It's all right.
28:08Deep breaths.
28:28Come on, Frank. You've had enough.
28:30Yeah, I've had two pints all afternoon. Just sleeping.
28:33Don't get me wrong.
28:34I don't want a new fucking woman.
28:35I want the woman I married back.
28:37Some junkie was helping to move furniture down when I left.
28:40Something about energy flow and feng tue her.
28:43She's lost her fucking plot.
28:45Don't talk about your mother like that.
28:46Well, you just said...
28:47That's different. I'm her husband.
28:49You're supposed to worship the ground she walks on while she's here
28:51and then canonise her once she's passed away.
28:53That's how it works in Irish families.
28:55I don't care how many chamomile soaps she puts in the bathroom.
28:57My Mimi is in there somewhere.
28:59We just have to find a way to provoke a response
29:02that'll snap her out of this before it goes too far.
29:07You look great.
29:08Thank you, love.
29:09I'll pretend I didn't notice a tone of surprise.
29:13So, where is the boy wonder?
29:15You said he'd be here at 7.30.
29:17You promised.
29:18Something must have come up.
29:20Right. Well, I'm going to powder my nose.
29:22Do I have to stick strictly to the script?
29:25Yeah.
29:27Do you need to hear when you can, love?
29:30Oh, Christ. How long have I been here?
29:33Six hours.
29:35How many pints have I had?
29:37That's just your second.
29:38Oh, right. That's fucking it.
29:40She's on the sofa tonight.
29:42Baby or no baby.
29:48Who says we're poor?
29:50She bought them out for her own savings, you know.
29:53I don't want new trousers.
29:54Well, don't worry. They weren't expensive.
29:58Probably came from the sweatshop in Asia.
30:00Ten pence a week.
30:01No toilet breaks until October.
30:02Oi! Don't be so ungrateful.
30:04Sorry, Debs. Thanks.
30:06It's okay. You don't need to thank me.
30:08Right. I've got to go.
30:10Off out again.
30:15I could cut me toenails in her bed.
30:18She hates it when I do that.
30:20Why the fuck would you be in my bed?
30:24Erm, I could do a gnar change on my bike in the living room, can I?
30:27She'd turn it into zen on the art of motorcycle fucking cuddliness.
30:31Put an incense stick in the oil and burn it.
30:33I could wash her whites with her coloureds.
30:36Ruin all her undies.
30:38I could hardly tell you where the washing machine is, let alone how to work it.
30:41Karen doesn't make you do the laundry, does she?
30:44Well, what's important to her?
30:46I mean, she's more likely to go off her dinger about something that matters to her, isn't she?
30:55Family.
30:57Meaning, you.
30:58Her little baby.
31:00What?
31:00Shane.
31:02Kick the shit out of your brother.
31:04No!
31:06Pavlov's fucking dog.
31:08On the quiet.
31:10Make it look like the Scots did it.
31:12How come he gets to do me?
31:14Unless you'd rather do it yourself.
31:17And what good's that gonna do?
31:19For you, nothing.
31:21Other than knowing that you're giving her pleasure.
31:23It's like an investment for the future.
31:25Tell me again about the...
31:26Are.
31:28The areos.
31:29The bit round the nipple.
31:30I have got a life count.
31:32I can't be your round-the-clock sex counsellor.
31:34I wanna learn.
31:35And you're really helping me.
31:37It's the areola.
31:39It's all these new words.
31:41I'm never gonna remember them.
31:43Unless you're Joma.
31:44I'm a married woman.
31:46Well, I don't mean naked with your clothes on.
31:49The dates.
31:50When it's supposed to be.
31:50When had it come into Manchester?
31:52Where?
31:52The bit round here.
31:53The dark bit.
31:55You don't just wanna plunge right in onto the nipple.
31:57You wanna build up to it.
31:59I know, but erm...
32:02Just describe what needs to be done again.
32:04Later.
32:09Come on.
32:10Probably got a kiss kiss salad waiting for us or something.
32:17I'm so sorry.
32:18I've been sitting here two hours.
32:19I know, I'm sorry.
32:21Is this who you wanted me to meet?
32:23This is Belle.
32:25She was a friend of your mother's.
32:27What?
32:27We were like sisters, me and Pat.
32:30In and out each other's houses.
32:33How did you?
32:34I just put the feelers out.
32:35Big Irish family, lots of cousins.
32:37When?
32:39How did you know her?
32:40I said to her only last week.
32:42Last year?
32:43Last year.
32:43Pat, I said, you should trace that boy of yours and she did, son.
32:48She started proceedings.
32:50Her fondest wish to be reunited with you.
32:53She just couldn't hold on long enough to see it through.
32:56She said this last year?
32:58Yep.
33:00On a trip to Vegas.
33:01What?
33:02Yeah.
33:02She's always wanted to go there.
33:04I performed there, of course, when I had my legs for it.
33:06She was star-stroke, your mum.
33:09She wanted to see where Sonata played.
33:12Caesar's Palace, MGM Grab.
33:13Maybe we should stick closer to at home.
33:15If you must.
33:16What exactly do you want to know, son?
33:19When did you last see my mother?
33:22Couple of months ago.
33:24At the bingo.
33:25Gambling, see?
33:26The Vegas connection again.
33:28Hey, I'll tell you who liked to gamble.
33:30Johnny Briggs.
33:31Mike Baldwin, of course.
33:34I've just come from my mother's house.
33:36What?
33:37Really?
33:38How is it?
33:39Met with my half-brothers and sister.
33:42Oh, that must be nice.
33:45My mother was in a coma for the last two years of her life.
33:48After a brain hemorrhage.
33:50If she went to Vegas, it must have been a hell of a trip.
33:56Who is this woman?
33:58I was trying to help.
34:01I-I better go.
34:07They're gonna get the part.
34:10Tom, wait.
34:12I'm sorry.
34:13I was trying to help.
34:15I thought if you could get some answers.
34:17Even if they weren't the right ones.
34:18It might give you some peace.
34:20It's been a long day.
34:22When I saw you crying the other day,
34:24I couldn't bear it.
34:26Mandy.
34:28I-I can't.
34:31Why not?
34:33If it's because of my family,
34:35I'm not like them.
34:36It's at least as hard for me that you're a copper.
34:38No, I mean, I can't.
34:40I-I'm seeing someone.
34:42I have been for a while.
34:45What?
34:48You never said.
34:49I didn't think it was an issue.
34:52I didn't know what you felt.
34:54God.
34:55Mandy.
34:56God, my God.
34:58Mandy, I'm sorry.
35:05I felt horrible.
35:08Didn't know what to say.
35:11If I was sending her the wrong signals,
35:13it wasn't intentional.
35:17She was only trying to be kind.
35:20It's more than kindness.
35:22She likes you, you're half-wit.
35:24I know that now.
35:27At the time.
35:33You should have talked to me about your mum.
35:36How could I?
35:38You've got enough in reply, don't you think?
35:40I thought we agreed no secrets.
35:43It wasn't a secret.
35:44I just thought...
35:47All the sneaking around, coming here.
35:50Can't even call you at home.
35:53Have you any idea how patronising that sounds?
35:56Does it?
35:56It's alright to sleep with me.
35:58Tell me that you love me.
35:59But don't worry my pretty little head
36:00with complex personal issues.
36:02I didn't think about that.
36:03I-I didn't mean...
36:05I know you didn't mean.
36:07That's one of the reasons I love you.
36:22KNOCKING
36:24Mandy.
36:26I thought you had a shoo-in.
36:30Mandy.
36:35He's an idiot.
36:36No, you're an idiot.
36:38I'm having even more of one for listening to you.
36:41If your gay dad has as fucked up as your straight antenna,
36:44you'll be single a long time, Ian.
36:48Hurry up, will ya?
36:49Or I'll come and do it for ya.
36:51She'll be back in a minute.
37:09A black eye would have done it.
37:15What a day.
37:16I've acquired a family I didn't even know.
37:19Even though they took a bit of persuading.
37:21Nice people, though.
37:23Once I sat down with them.
37:26Devs.
37:28We have to tell her.
37:32And we can't.
37:33I know.
37:34I know it's a massive risk, but...
37:38I've got to.
37:39She's my sister-in-law.
37:41As good as.
37:42Just wait till your birthday.
37:44Have you any idea how she'd be feeling right now?
37:47I can't lie to her.
37:48It wouldn't be fair.
37:50I could go to jail.
37:52I don't want to jinx us by being unkind to someone.
38:03Sweetheart.
38:04You all right?
38:05Don't tell Debbie.
38:11Why?
38:12What are you doing?
38:15A light-looking...
38:16Poor.
38:19People underestimate you.
38:21And then if you achieve something, it's a big deal.
38:25A working-class hero is something to be, Mum.
38:29Please don't tell Debbie.
38:30She wouldn't understand.
38:36You could always burst a pen in your pocket.
38:39Cos ink never washes out.
38:46Cheers.
38:47How'd you get on?
38:48I don't know.
38:50I'm not sure she liked it.
38:51What do you mean?
38:52You know the finger up the arse thing?
38:55I don't know if I timed it right.
38:56You might have to talk me through it again.
38:58Somebody's been out on the town.
38:59He's had a date.
39:01Oh, yeah?
39:02Who with?
39:03Tracy Kelvin.
39:04I was just giving him a few tips.
39:05Who's Tracy Kelvin?
39:07Oh, some vastly experienced teen sexual predator.
39:10Who's a sexual predator?
39:11What's it got to do with you?
39:12I'm Tracy Kelvin.
39:14What's he been saying?
39:16Nothing.
39:16I've not said nothing.
39:17He said you knew stuff none of us had ever heard of before.
39:20Foreign stuff from your other lovers.
39:22Is he calling me a slapper?
39:23No.
39:24Well, did you ride him or not?
39:26Did I fuck?
39:27I won't let him go anywhere near me.
39:29He's not even got his own car.
39:31So why?
39:32It was just a joke.
39:36He was getting you to talk dirty.
39:38What?
39:42He was getting you to talk dirty so he could go home for a bit of DIY.
39:46I showed him that thing you do with your tongue.
39:50You little bastard.
39:55What thing with his tongue?
40:03What's going on?
40:08God almighty, what happened?
40:10The jocks.
40:11They caught up with him on the estate.
40:13He had no chance.
40:15It was a massacre.
40:16What are you gonna do?
40:18Me?
40:20Not a thing.
40:22There's a new ethos on this house.
40:24And I won't be the one who rocks the boat.
40:25The only thing that I've ever seen is he was by the car.
40:38I don't know.
40:38I don't know.
40:38No.
40:39No.
40:39No.
40:39No.
40:42No, no.
40:48No, no.
40:49No.
40:50No.
40:50No.
40:51No.
40:53No.
40:54No.
40:55What is?
40:57Tom.
40:59I'm sorry I didn't tell you, Debbie.
41:01I wasn't even showing myself what I thought.
41:03No, you don't understand.
41:06I mean, it's me.
41:08I'm the someone he's seeing.
41:11Don't be stupid, you're only a kid.
41:15But he's...
41:1626.
41:17And I'm nearly 16.
41:21Well, it's illegal.
41:24It's disgusting.
41:25We love each other.
41:26Oh, grow up.
41:27How can you know what love is at your age?
41:30How old were you when you got pregnant with Katie?
41:32That was different.
41:33We were both kids.
41:35And love came after.
41:36Out of necessity.
41:38Isn't it better doing it this way round?
41:40I'm not going to get pregnant.
41:41I'm not naive.
41:42What?
41:42You think because you've got two lessons in biology,
41:44you know what it's all about?
41:46You're the one always telling me how grown up I am.
41:4820-year-old head on her 15-year-old shoulders.
41:50Well, I couldn't have been more wrong, could I?
41:53You love him.
41:54You've been reading too many magazines.
41:56Look, I'm sorry he hurt you.
41:58He didn't mean it.
41:59Fuck off.
42:00He didn't hurt me.
42:01I had a couple of drinks, that's all.
42:03Lost me head.
42:13What are you doing?
42:15Couldn't let you do it on your own, could I?
42:17Didn't know what you might be facing.
42:21What if someone sees?
42:25Well, so be it.
42:34I didn't realise...
42:36Stop apologising.
42:37You pathetic.
42:38The pair of you.
42:39You won't say anything.
42:40Well, what am I going to say?
42:41A bloke I fancy gave me a body swerve
42:43because he prefers children.
42:45She's not a child.
42:47She's not a woman.
42:49We didn't do it lightly.
42:51It took a long time.
42:53That's worse.
42:54We'd like to keep it quiet.
42:55I'll bet you would.
42:56Till Debbie's birthday.
42:59Please, Mandy.
43:04I won't say anything.
43:06But when it goes belly up, don't come run him.
43:22Look, things could get tricky.
43:25Shh.
43:27I'll talk to you in the morning.
43:55I don't think I'd bother growing up.
43:58All that aggro.
43:59And for what?
44:01To be kicked out of your bed.
44:03Resented for growing a life inside you.
44:07The lies and the politics.
44:10Sneaking around.
44:12Opening yourself up to all sorts of hurt and pain.
44:18And for what?
44:20Companionship.
44:22Someone to hold on to in bed at night.
44:25You can be your own company.
44:27Hold on to yourself in bed.
44:29Carl does every night when he thinks I'm sleeping.
44:32In the olden days, they used to give drugs to the gymnasts in East Germany.
44:36To keep them children for as long as possible.
44:39I wonder if I could get my hands on any of those.
44:43Listen, I think one might know about us.
44:45You told him.
44:46It's Debbie Gallagher.
44:47All right?
44:48She's shagging him.
44:49So the torch's back in town, isn't she?
44:55Bastard!
44:55This has never happened before.
44:57I fancy you like fuck.
44:58Tell her to your cock.
44:59What's the fucking matter with you?
45:00Wake up.
45:01I need to see him.
45:03I am your father, Debbie.
45:06Nothing you could do will ever stop me loving you.
45:10I am your father, Debbie.
45:16I am your father, Debbie.
45:19I am your father, Debbie.
45:22I am your father, Debbie.
45:25I am your father, Debbie.
45:27I am your father, Debbie.
45:28I am your father, Debbie.
45:29I am your father, Debbie.
45:29I am your father, Debbie.
45:29I am your father, Debbie.
45:29I am your father, Debbie.
45:29I am your father, Debbie.
45:30I am your father, Debbie.
45:30I am your father, Debbie.
45:30I am your father, Debbie.
45:31I am your father, Debbie.
45:34I am your father, Debbie.
45:48Of course, sir, it was my choice to move on from Corrie.
45:53I'm more of an all-round entertainer
45:55rather than just a one-trick pony.
45:58I've done two cruises around the Shetland Isles.
46:02Three seasons at Skegness.
46:04Hey, hey, hey, Bobby Davro.
46:06Hey!
46:08Close personal friend of mine.
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