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00:01Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about
00:05needs to watch their bark smack!
00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks sending prices sky high
00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots
00:17Now you've got your condemnation
00:19Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up
00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke or what?
00:27Is revolution a word?
00:29Or was it never?
00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth
00:36Well for fuck's sake!
00:38We live in Manchester and they charge us for water
00:43I wandered lonely as a cloud necking mushrooms rarely found
00:48Green and pleasant land and ancient sire
00:51Fuck it!
00:52YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK
00:54It's not theirs anymore!
00:56This is our England now!
01:00Party!
01:01café y death
01:03YAK YAK YAK YANK
01:16Cadenas
01:16My dad used to take me and our kids to the countryside.
01:18Didn't do out, we had no money.
01:20Red didn't have time to go stale in our house,
01:22so the ducks missed out.
01:24Just sat on the hillside and watched the clouds go by.
01:27Didn't even talk.
01:35When I got older, we still weren't talking,
01:37but that's because neither of us knew what to say anymore.
01:43After a few more years, that stopped being a problem,
01:45because we couldn't bear to be in the same house as each other.
01:49To this day, I don't know if we fell out because I hated the man
01:52or because I realised I was slowly turning into him.
01:54Get your jollies elsewhere, you dirty fucker.
01:57My dad got the last laugh, though.
01:58She's gushing!
01:59Because every now and again, I open my mouth to speak,
02:01and he falls out.
02:03Everything he said then, I say now.
02:13Dad!
02:14Get the fuck out of my house!
02:15Ah-ha-ha-ha!
02:16No!
02:18Keep stuck!
02:20We up!
02:25Mrs. Powell?
02:29I'm fighting stupid, I'll do it again!
02:31And I'll put your fucking...
02:32Text him!
02:34Cock off.
02:37Mary Twill.
02:38Mary Twill.
02:39Social worker.
02:40It's about our fostering application, Jackson.
02:44We'll be ready for you next time.
02:46Won't be abusing any kids.
02:47Yeah, we'll stop putting cigs out on Letitia.
02:49Not that we smoke.
02:51Certainly not weed.
02:53Or crack.
02:56Look, what happened, that's not how I normally conduct myself.
03:01We conduct ourselves.
03:02Let's start next time with a new slate, shall we?
03:06Yeah.
03:11Bye.
03:11Bye.
03:13Total overreaction as per.
03:15I caught some dirty little bastard shagging our daughter.
03:18How else was I supposed to react?
03:19He's not some dirty little bastard.
03:20They've been seeing each other for weeks.
03:22You knew what they were doing in our own.
03:23Well, it's better than doing it in some crack-down in Gorton.
03:25Having a boyfriend is a no-no,
03:27but having some fucked-up foster kid in the house is all right.
03:30Language!
03:31You're only doing it because you'll get paid.
03:33I know you might find it hard to believe,
03:35but paid or unpaid,
03:36some kids would be grateful having someone give a fuck about them.
03:39Language.
03:40Oi!
03:42Where do you think you're going?
03:43Back in the house!
03:46Avril, Stella's got a temperature.
03:48Er, blue bottle, top shelf, next to the sink.
03:52Two five mils every four hours.
03:53Star?
03:54Oh!
03:55Is she asthmatic?
03:56Er, no.
03:58How old are you?
03:59Dad, leave him alone!
04:01Seventeen!
04:02We're only kissing!
04:03She's fifteen!
04:04That's rape!
04:05Do you want to go into sex offenders where she's stopped?
04:07And that's assault!
04:08Do you want to lose your job?
04:09I'll tell you the truth!
04:11Nothing happened!
04:12You lay one fucking finger on her and out.
04:14Aww.
04:15What?
04:16Is this the one I've rubbed?
04:17That's the one.
04:20That's the one.
04:20Lovely lad.
04:21Looking after his little sister.
04:24Chickenpox.
04:25Yeah, what the fuck do you think you're doing, you cunt?
04:28Stella's still in there weeping and I don't mean crying.
04:30Chickenpox can finish off a man in my years.
04:33I'll see her when she's scabbed over.
04:35Well, they won't you own by twelve, you bastard!
04:38And sober!
04:40It's not like this normally.
04:41Everyone's gone mad today.
04:43Must be something in the water.
04:45I rule!
04:47I put some items down his head and it's stuck.
04:53I'm a Colleen Nolan.
04:55No.
04:56Can I have a clue?
04:56You're a shit interior designer.
05:00Lawrence Llewellyn Bowie.
05:01No.
05:02Wallpapers crap.
05:04Would you shut the fuck up?
05:07Right, come on.
05:08Let's see where you go.
05:09Wait, we're gonna have to play for something else.
05:10We're all skint.
05:11Blowjobs.
05:13Wasserman's holiday.
05:14What's the point?
05:14I get them anyway.
05:16Right.
05:17Whoever wins the hand gets to choose between truth, dare kiss, command or promise.
05:21It's a bit playground.
05:22And you'll be so fucking mature.
05:25Yep.
05:26Alright.
05:26Okay.
05:27On my count.
05:28One, two, three.
05:34Read him and weep.
05:37Right.
05:38You two.
05:40Kiss.
05:41Aw.
05:42Ha ha.
05:46Eh.
05:47High five.
05:50Just a little club.
05:52Iris.
05:53Freedom fights are not terrorists depending on your politics.
05:57Oh.
05:57Louis Walsh.
05:59Daniel O'Donnell.
06:02Donna.
06:03Bono.
06:04Val Doonican.
06:05The cause.
06:07Boys.
06:08Home.
06:09Home.
06:10Now.
06:11I promised Aiden he could go cheaper before he shuts.
06:13Can't leave Stella on her own while she's sick.
06:16Nanny's sake.
06:17You do it.
06:18I'm a brother.
06:19Not a dad.
06:20And I'm on a promise now.
06:21Go.
06:21Just let me.
06:23Go.
06:23Alright.
06:24Guys.
06:25What's that?
06:26Go home.
06:32庭.
06:35Happy birthday.
06:38Happy birthday day!
06:42Happy birthday!
06:43Happy birthday!
06:45Happy birthday, Sarah!
06:55You bastards!
07:16Stella? I've put her upstairs. Frank's AWOL. Carl's at work. Aidan's learning the drums.
07:23Where's Letitia? Revising round at Dee's.
07:27I said she wasn't to see him again.
07:29Which is the best way of making her do the exact top, is it? At least this way we know
07:32where she is.
07:33We don't even know where he lives. You know they won't be revising...
07:36I knew you'd worry. So I gave her condoms and asked her to write the address down.
07:42He's a lovely kid when you get to know him. Apart from his name.
07:46Africa. No wonder he calls himself Dee.
07:49He's shagging my underage daughter. I don't want to fucking know him.
07:52Where you going? Where do you think?
07:54Before you start looking after other people's kids, you want to try looking after your own...
08:22We always wanted two kids, didn't we? A little boy. A son. Well, a son of sorts. A foster son.
08:32Might be another girl.
08:35Look, I know how hard this must be for you to see your baby growing into a woman.
08:40But...
08:41Dee's a great lad. You should get to know him.
08:47Any chance you could keep Stella while I finished my shift?
08:49I'll pay you.
08:51I'll put some calamine on their spots.
08:53Cheers.
08:54You talk some sense to him, Carl.
08:56He seems to have forgotten what it's like to be young.
08:59Must have been the same when you were their age, Jackson.
09:01You too?
09:02That's the trouble. I was.
09:08Jeff, what are you doing now?
09:11Letitia's new boyfriend.
09:12New boyfriend who I found her doing the dirty with.
09:15He's probably my son.
09:18A one night stand with Avril's best mate.
09:20I knew she was pregnant but I thought she got rid of it.
09:23She told me she was going to get rid of it.
09:25You gotta tell...
09:28Fuck.
09:30Shagging your sister, that's like...
09:33...me and Aunt Debbie.
09:34Avril will kill me when she finds out about this.
09:36What, you gonna keep she done?
09:41Say nothing...
09:42...and I let my daughter shag her brother.
09:44Come clean and my marriage is over.
09:46My wife leaves me taking my daughter and my testicles with her.
09:50Fuck, Carl.
09:50I was a kid.
09:54Stupid fucking...
09:56...kid.
09:57What do we do?
10:11Don't move.
10:12I...
10:13I...
10:14I...
10:14I had a few drinks and took some drugs.
10:17Sorry.
10:18What sort of man does this?
10:20What?
10:21I might be able to explain if we knew where I was.
10:23Right now, my synagogue.
10:26Ten minutes time, a police station.
10:28Next week, hopefully, in prison.
10:30The law doesn't tolerate this sort of behaviour anymore.
10:33What sort of...
10:34Look, look, look.
10:36Just...
10:36Chill out.
10:37I'm on my hands and knees, scrubbing my son's grave.
10:41Day after day.
10:42Ridding it of the filth that you and your sort have daubed all over it.
10:46Oh, no!
10:46No!
10:47No way.
10:48No way on this earth would I...
10:55Look.
10:56Look.
10:57I am not an anti-semitist.
11:01I...
11:01I'm just a stupid drunk looking for shelter.
11:04You're a religious man, obviously.
11:07Show some mercy.
11:10For the Lord's sake.
11:13For my children's sake.
11:17Oh, God.
11:19If I'm incarcerated...
11:22I...
11:22I don't know how they'll survive.
11:25Please.
11:26I beg you.
11:30I...
11:31I want to atone.
11:38I live like you.
11:40As fast as I could go.
11:43Drink.
11:43Women.
11:44Gambling.
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:46I don't do gambling so much now, you know.
11:47As soon as spending the cash on the dead serve.
11:50I drew the line at drugs, but my success in business went to my head.
11:55And I thought I was invincible, untouchable.
11:58But God reminded me.
12:01My sinful life came with a price tag.
12:04How much?
12:05The most precious thing in my life was taken from me.
12:09Your car?
12:11Plasmatelli?
12:12Your iPod thing is...
12:14My son.
12:18Three years ago.
12:20No.
12:21Punishment.
12:22For the way I'd live my life.
12:24Since then, I've done what I can to atone.
12:27Gave up my job.
12:28My life was sin.
12:30Bet your missus has so much to say about that.
12:33She had sense.
12:34She'd left me years previously.
12:35I work in the synagogue.
12:37Live as good a life as possible.
12:40I...
12:42was put there.
12:43So you and I should meet.
12:47I lived a godless life and lost my son.
12:50My redemption...
12:51is to help you...
12:53keep yours.
12:56It's so clear.
13:04You got the stuff?
13:10I owe you.
13:15Alan Jones?
13:16Are you still fucking following me?
13:20Bad news.
13:21Chinese Elvis is doing Burnley.
13:23They can let us have two Thai Britneys for the same price.
13:26Tell them to fuck off.
13:27What about sacking the act?
13:29A mate of mine could do us a gold party.
13:31It'd be a laugh and people could earn a few bob off their old jewellery.
13:34Oh, hilarious.
13:35An evening of crack whores and choker chains.
13:39You carry on having a laugh and leave the entertainment to me.
13:43Right, come on.
13:44Show your cards.
13:47Ooh!
13:50Come on, girls, you know the drill.
13:52Oh, dear.
13:53Don't you dare say kiss.
13:55All right, all right, command.
13:57I command you two to kiss.
14:00Get on with it.
14:00There's something weird about you even asking for this.
14:02Every man's fantasy, two women.
14:08Hiya, love.
14:09Er, can I grab a bottle of lager, please?
14:11Yeah.
14:11I'll get it to meet me.
14:12Two lagers.
14:14Any mate of Letitia's is a mate of mine.
14:16All right, let's just get this straight.
14:25I stay here free of charge.
14:28Food and board?
14:30What if I say no?
14:32I call the police and tell them I'd like to report a hate crime.
14:35Oh, come on, it's hardly that.
14:37How else would you describe vandalising a synagogue?
14:45Erm.
14:48Well, I know you were married and everything, and forgive me for asking this.
14:53I have to, because marriage excuses no one, the freak's roll call.
15:00You don't bat for the other side, do you?
15:05And I'm not talking Palestinians.
15:07I see we're going to have to start from the beginning.
15:10I'm here to help you, but first, you're here to help me.
15:15How?
15:16From sundown today until sundown tomorrow, that's six to six, is the Sabbath.
15:22I'm forbidden to do any work, which includes giving orders, making requests.
15:28That's where you come in.
15:30So, for example, I might say,
15:33it's a little chilly in here,
15:36and you'd suggest...
15:40Double glazing?
15:42You'd say,
15:43I'll put the heating on.
15:47I say,
15:48I'm a little hungry.
15:50You say...
15:53I shall prepare a light snack, Isaac.
15:56This is going to work just fine, my friend.
16:07Come on, Frank. Get them late.
16:09Type me black and call me Benson.
16:24This carpet looks dirty.
16:27This carpet looks dirty.
16:30You think?
16:30Drink.
16:31Drink? Yeah, don't mind if I do.
16:37I'm a little peckish.
16:39You say...
16:40Mine's a double voddy, easy on the tonic.
16:44Now I say,
16:45it's Friday night, I'm parched,
16:48and you say...
16:49Hello, police.
16:50I'd like you to arrest this man for crimes against humanity.
16:54No.
16:55Well, strictly speaking,
16:58it should be me calling the filth.
17:02Kidnapping blackmail was still illegal last time I checked.
17:09I can't believe you do this to your own kid.
17:11It's for me other kid.
17:12Letitia.
17:14It sure was yours?
17:16She might have been with other men.
17:17No, it was me she had in her sights.
17:19Everyone knew it.
17:20Used to knock that fella's left, right and centre.
17:22Keeping herself free for me.
17:25Her words, not mine.
17:28He's a really nice lad.
17:29So Avril keeps telling me.
17:31Works two jobs as well as school.
17:33If you want incest, it'd be perfect.
17:35Don't, Carl.
17:37Fuck.
17:38Fuck, fuck, fuck.
17:42You'll do what we agreed, yeah?
17:44Please.
17:46We'll have Stella for the next three nights.
17:50Deal.
17:56You can tell he's yours, can't handle his own.
18:02You doing what I'm straight?
18:04You need to be where we're going, fella.
18:10Am I dreaming?
18:12Wide awake, kid.
18:14Well, almost.
18:15Oh, I can't feel my knees.
18:16Try concentrating on another part of your anatomy.
18:20You smell like toothpaste.
18:22That's the second nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
18:27I can't get up.
18:29Well, that's why you pay a professional.
18:33Leave it to me, cocker.
18:36Let Kelly...
18:38work, I imagine.
18:39I can't get up.
18:41I can't feel my legs.
18:43Lift your arm.
18:44I can't.
18:46I can't.
18:49I want to see my girlfriend.
18:51I don't think she'd want to see you in this state.
18:54I need to see Letitia.
18:56Letitia?
18:57Powell?
19:00Bloody brain cow!
19:02I wouldn't be telling you if I didn't care about Letitia.
19:03I saw him going in there off his tits.
19:05This one belonged to you.
19:07Found him passed out in Lillian's.
19:09Lillian's?
19:11You dirty bastard!
19:15No offence, Kelly.
19:16None taken.
19:17You!
19:18Better stay away from my daughter from now on.
19:20You hear me?
19:21Hey, no.
19:23No, you've got the wrong end of the doodah.
19:26Poor sod walked in.
19:27Saw Trixie and the girls hosting a naughty NHS night
19:30and thought you were at the dentist.
19:33He kept asking for a root canal and cry for Letitia.
19:36Well, that's how I knew to bring him here.
19:38I think someone spiked him.
19:42I've got a point of waiting.
19:47He's in no fit state to get home.
19:50I'll take him.
19:51If we're quick, we'll catch the last bus.
20:12A liar.
20:15Well, well, well.
20:21Happy times!
20:22Happy times!
20:24Happy nights!
20:26Happy nights!
20:28Happy days!
20:31You're a very bad man, Frank.
20:34I see now.
20:36Clearer than ever.
20:39You have to be stopped.
20:42Tell your dad to stop being a cunt and find us another drink.
20:46What did you say?
20:48Joe!
20:48Put!
20:50That!
20:52Down!
20:53Hey, look, I know that you miss him and all that,
20:56but in lots of ways, you're lucky he's died.
20:59He'd have only grown into a twat like mine did.
21:03Come on!
21:04Don't go arsed to him, Dad on us.
21:06Let us out, eh?
21:07I would love to, Frank, but as you know,
21:09I'm not supposed to do anything on the Sabbath.
21:11So you sleeve it off, and I saw you out tomorrow.
21:15Once and for all.
21:25You told me you weren't keeping the baby.
21:28You told me you'd love me forever.
21:33Sir?
21:34What have you been up to?
21:35Oh, you know, same old, same old.
21:37I've got a son now, he's shagging his sister.
21:39She's only his half-sister.
21:41It's not like they're breaking the law.
21:42Yes, they are.
21:43No, they're not.
21:44Your name's not on the birth certificate.
21:47Whose is?
21:49Mr. T.
21:50There's still blood.
21:52I can't believe you knew about this, and you let it carry on.
21:54Hi!
21:54Calm down, you'll wake him up.
21:58What are we going to do?
22:01I looked at him tonight.
22:03He's so fucking beautiful, he made me want to cry.
22:07I want to be part of his life, but I can't do it to Avril to kill her.
22:11It's not all about her.
22:13She hates your guts.
22:15You've given me the one thing that she couldn't.
22:21We'll sort it.
22:24We've got to split them up.
22:27That way, he can still be part of his life.
22:32Avril won't find out.
22:35They are a little secret.
22:37He had a teacher.
22:39But tell Dean you're part of the Duke of Edinburgh scheme,
22:40help him get into university.
22:42And splitting them up?
22:45I'll just tell him to look at the mother.
22:47That should put him off.
22:49Why didn't you tell me you kept it?
22:52Him.
22:53Because it were none of your fucking business.
22:55Pretty clear where you stood back then.
22:59She didn't deserve you.
23:05We'd have been good.
23:07Me and you.
23:10And our son.
23:14Me and you were a mistake.
23:23We might as well have another.
23:24I suppose it's long gone.
23:26We've got a lot of catching up to do.
23:29Aren't we?
23:47Morning, Daddy.
23:49I'm a good lady.
24:01We're gonna die, baby.
24:05We're gonna die.
24:07I agree.
24:08That's all over there.
24:09I don't think so.
24:09What if we don't have enough money?
24:10That was all over there.
24:10That was all over here.
24:12What if we don't have enough money?
24:13That's all over there.
24:19What'll it be like round here with another kid under half here?
24:22It'll be great.
24:24You better get changed.
24:26The social worker will be here any minute.
24:28I dunno, if I'm past me nappy changing days.
24:43So what exactly did you say you did last night, when you took Dee back?
24:48What did his mum say?
24:50Just thanks, thanks very much.
24:53Nice kid though isn't he?
24:55Lovely yeah, gentle kid, intelligent, sensitive.
25:00Bit of a look or two.
25:03Is dad in, you said?
25:05Yeah, we just took him straight upstairs, then threw him into bed.
25:09Then me on the two seat or either slept a wink.
25:34Dad!
25:36Dad!
25:37Dad over here!
25:42Son!
25:44Yeah I know.
25:45Goaties are sold 2005.
25:47You okay?
25:51You get used to it.
25:55You go and enjoy yourself.
25:57You've earned it.
25:58What about Stella?
25:59Perilously close to death due to complication with chicken pox but in good hands.
26:03You go and have a good time.
26:06Hey, check some of them coats.
26:07Might just get lucky.
26:27Hi, sir.
26:29Can you let me out please?
26:31I really need the toilet.
26:34Cheers, Max.
26:37I'm a Dave D, Dawsey Beacon, Mitch and Titch.
26:41God loves a tryer.
26:43What about a go party?
26:45What?
26:46A theme night.
26:48We'll do a go party.
26:48Nice one.
26:50God, there must be an echo in here.
26:51Because I said that yesterday.
26:53No need to pull your face.
26:55If you don't like it, just say.
26:57I do like it.
26:58What's your problem?
27:00You don't half get yourself wound up over nothing.
27:04Have you had your tablets today?
27:05Hey.
27:08What's up with you?
27:09I was...
27:10Nothing.
27:13Kelly!
27:14Have you cleaned your prize yet?
27:18Of course.
27:20Have we asked for this?
27:22What's up with you?
27:23I think Jackson might be having an affair.
27:27With a 17-year-old boy.
27:30You need to cut down on the chair, but there's no chance
27:33I can spot him a mile off Avril.
27:41Here, you dirty bastards!
27:47See?
27:48They're all out here.
28:04What the fuck?
28:07You've had my daughter.
28:08Have my husband.
28:10Do you want to go for your hat-trick?
28:11How could you even think that I'd...
28:12Look me in my eyes!
28:13And tell me you've not slept with him!
28:15I haven't!
28:16I swear!
28:17Who the fuck wrote that on your back?
28:20It wasn't him.
28:23It was me.
28:27Last night?
28:29No, not last night!
28:30Nothing happened last night!
28:32Is that true?
28:39Then what the fuck's this all about?
28:42Just something I had to tell you.
28:45Dee's his son.
28:49Aye, Zerg!
28:52I'm sorry.
28:53I locked you in last night, but...
28:55You had to be punished!
28:57The way you talked about your children broke my heart!
29:00You haven't seen them!
29:01You should count your lucky stars.
29:04You still can.
29:07I am the victim here!
29:10Oh, fuck what's in your life!
29:12Tell the truth!
29:14Atone for your sins!
29:16While you still have time!
29:19What?
29:20Because there's no time left for me, Frank!
29:23And I can't take it anymore!
29:27I can't!
29:29Fuck!
29:31What?
29:32Why?!
29:34Because you've taken me instead of him!
29:38The sins of the father have visited on the children, Frank!
29:44And he's punishing me, but...
29:47I need it to start!
29:49What was his name?
29:56His name?
29:58Daniel.
29:59Daniel.
30:00What happened to Daniel?
30:02I don't think had much to do with God.
30:06You don't understand him.
30:08Oh!
30:08Just...
30:10Apply a little logic!
30:12Right?
30:14All the fucking nutters out there who have fathered sons...
30:20Aye?
30:21And have done despicable things!
30:24You know, Stalin, Mussolini, Thatcher, Blair...
30:28I don't mean Lionel.
30:30Their kids weren't smited.
30:33Were they?
30:33Struck down!
30:34I...
30:35sinned!
30:38Fuck the hell!
30:41No, I've sinned!
30:43Ah!
30:44Drugs.
30:46Drink.
30:47Sex.
30:49Neglect.
30:50I thought about no one but me.
30:56And I don't think I ever will.
30:59Don't think I ever want to.
31:02So...
31:03If anyone deserved a good smiting, it's me.
31:07Don't.
31:07Arouse.
31:08His anger.
31:09Oh!
31:10Well, come on!
31:11Do your worst!
31:15Give this poor bastard a break!
31:18Will ya?
31:23Oh!
31:25How?
31:31It wasn't your fault.
31:40Oh, come on.
31:42Hey!
31:44Zara...
31:52I think we need some time to ourselves.
31:54I want her here.
31:56Independent observer.
31:58Innocent bystander if it gets rough.
32:00I just want to-
32:01Yellow cad!
32:02You no speaky.
32:04You listen.
32:06Comprende?
32:16You've always made me feel loved.
32:19And because of that, I can forgive you anything.
32:23We'll get over this.
32:24But that's what I was-
32:25Shush it.
32:26You're not off the hook yet.
32:27You could have come clean.
32:29You could have told me and made all that shit I put you through with the credit cards and
32:35the debt balance out.
32:37But no.
32:39All the time you were wagging your finger at me, you had your own dirty little secret.
32:46That's-
32:47That's what kills me.
32:51I never meant to hurt you.
32:53I'm sorry.
32:55The first thing I knew about Dee being mine was when I clocked a liar with his mum and
32:58did some maths.
33:00I could never have kept him a secret from you.
33:03You have to believe that.
33:05And I'm truly, truly sorry.
33:11I'll send that kid for me stuff.
33:13You don't get to walk away after causing all this shit.
33:17I tell you to fuck off if this isn't working out.
33:20Which it will.
33:23Thanks Kenny.
33:27I'll take Stella.
33:29You owe me a drink.
33:31Lots.
33:32You owe me a lot of drinks.
33:34Lots.
33:37Lip.
33:38He's a great dad.
33:40I've even got one with ginger hair too.
33:42Actually he is a fuck all to do with me.
33:44What I'm saying is that you can't take the blame or the glory for your children's successes
33:51or failures.
33:52But you could be at home sharing those successes and failures.
33:59And gingers are a set of gene by the way.
34:05You're a decent man, Isaac.
34:07Look.
34:08Now I might not know me ass from me elbow most of the time, but I've got good antenna when
34:14it comes to human nature.
34:16You're a good man.
34:17Wait.
34:21This isn't much but it might help ease your burden.
34:26If you're not worrying about putting food on the table, maybe it'll give you the time
34:32to rediscover and enjoy what's important.
34:51Can I play your drums at the reception?
34:55My drums.
34:56Can I play them at the Tish's wedding reception?
35:04Leave you Stuart.
35:05You've always got a lot to discuss.
35:17You light a cigarette on a candle, a sailor dies.
35:20Oh, my vote's Captain Birdseye then.
35:22He got younger and his face changed.
35:26Mimi, another.
35:27Face all kind.
35:29Money.
35:31This'll do.
35:32Sixty quid?
35:33It's worth ten times more than that.
35:35You know it and I know it.
35:36How dare you call me a cheat?
35:38Well then there's a ten a card and fuck off.
35:40I'll buy you one and then I'll sell this tomorrow and we'll all be richer.
35:44Clue, Mimi.
35:45You're a lying twat.
35:48Nick Clegg!
35:51You are so fucking cheating!
35:53Look, I can't do this much longer, Dad.
35:55Look after her kid, run the house, cook, clean.
35:58It was different when we was all at home.
36:00Yeah, talk on.
36:01I'm just going for a quick gypsies.
36:05You, me, rematch tonight.
36:08You should learn when to walk away.
36:10Don't you want to win your dignity back?
36:13Come on, Jamie.
36:15Don't come crying to me when you're lip-locked with Lillian.
36:19Alright.
36:19And don't you back down at paying up when you lose.
36:24Swear.
36:25I want your word.
36:26Alright, you got it.
36:28Cal.
36:29Stella, quick.
36:30What's happening? What's wrong?
36:31Don't panic.
36:32We've got to get her to hospital.
36:33Ambulance is here. We have to go now.
36:35I'll tell you, Dad.
36:38Frank, Stella's on her way to the hospital.
36:40I know, I heard it the first time.
36:42Best place to follow them.
36:43You're not going.
36:44She's poxed up. I could catch it.
36:46Then I'd be no use to anyone, would I?
36:48And we couldn't have that.
36:50Could we?
36:56Straight to voicemail.
36:58They can't get married. They're too young.
37:00They're brother and sister.
37:06You're not invited.
37:08To the wedding that won't be allowed to happen.
37:09See, I don't want my son being born out of wedlock.
37:18You can't keep it.
37:19Me mum said that would be the first thing that came out of your mouth.
37:22Dee, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
37:24You implied I missed out on something.
37:26I've done fine without you, thanks very much.
37:28Straight A's and I've got uni on the horizon.
37:30I don't smoke tape drugs.
37:33Unless you get spiked by my biological father, of course.
37:36I was trying to protect you.
37:38You were denying my existence.
37:40No.
37:40Paul.
37:40If anything had happened between me and Kelly, you'd have told Leticia.
37:43And she'd have been me.
37:45Wouldn't you?
37:52You'd have allowed me to walk out of your life.
37:53Never said a word to Tish, or a mum.
37:56Wouldn't you?
37:57Yeah.
37:58You're not sorry you was never there for me.
38:00You're just sorry you found me.
38:02Don't say that.
38:03I'm sorry you found me.
38:05Look what happened since you did.
38:09That poor kid.
38:11She's pregnant and we're gonna look after it.
38:15I'm not pregnant.
38:19Then why lie?
38:20That's rage coming from you.
38:25Haven't even slept together.
38:27But I saw you two sha-
38:28Kissing.
38:29You saw us kissing.
38:32I did tell you.
38:34You need to get your mind out of the gutter, Mr. Powell.
38:55See you around.
38:57There?
38:58Hope so.
38:59Never had a brother before.
39:07Dee?
39:12You're welcome round here any time.
39:18Thanks.
39:19Don't think that'd do anyone much good, though.
39:22You.
39:44I'll put you in the hospital if you don't go and see how your daughter is.
39:48Carl's rang four times.
39:50Alright.
39:51Well, I hope you're aware of the risk I'm running.
39:54You could finish me off if I'm infected.
39:57We can, Burro.
39:59This gold party's a great idea than yours.
40:09I'm not kissing Frank.
40:11I'm not inserting anything.
40:12I'm not doing any shit with melons.
40:14Apart from that, do your worst.
40:17Looks like I'm kissing me mum.
40:19Or you.
40:21True.
40:22Dare.
40:23Kiss.
40:23Command.
40:24And promise.
40:30Is it true?
40:31No.
40:33Kiss.
40:41Kiss.
40:45Kiss.
40:46Kiss.
40:49Kiss.
40:59Kiss.
41:01Kiss.
41:02Kiss.
41:08Are you ready for your command?
41:10Mm-hmm.
41:13I command you to give me my pub back.
41:16What?
41:18Sign back the right of attorney that you took from me when I was ill.
41:21Ah, go away.
41:22Bad enough that you saw me in the first place,
41:24a fucking outrage that you kept hold of it,
41:26forcing me to resort to this stupid fucking game
41:29to even get you to talk about it.
41:30What's it matter?
41:32You gave your word.
41:34The pub is mine.
41:37And until you swear, you'll return it.
41:45You ain't getting your bollocks back.
41:52Stella!
41:59Stella!
42:03Don't lie!
42:06could you hear me?
42:08Get away from the kids.
42:10I just Judd see my daughter!
42:13Stella!
42:14Call her!
42:15Just tell me that she's okay here.
42:19You're too late.
42:21She's gone.
42:23Sonny, I'm chicken poxed.
42:28The sins of the father have visited on the children, Frank.
42:34The sins of the father have visited on the children, Frank.
42:42I'm sorry.
42:46I'm sorry.
43:02Where the fuck were you?
43:04I don't know. I don't know.
43:07If I could turn back the clock.
43:09Oh, fuck off.
43:12You're a selfish, self-centered piece of shit.
43:15All you do, all you've ever done is fuck people over.
43:18Your family. Your own kids.
43:21I needed you.
43:23Stella needed you.
43:27I've had it, Dad. I've had it.
43:30You know, if I could turn back the clock and do a deal with God to put it right, I
43:37would.
43:38Have you been on the gin?
43:39Always like this when he's been on the gin.
43:41A sentimental, Marvin twat.
43:44It's God's judgment.
43:47My penance for my sins is to live with her death on my conscience until the day I'm called to
43:55answer for it.
44:00And that's right.
44:02All your fault.
44:06I don't know. You live with yourself.
44:12For fuck's sake, Stella. We had him on the rope, Sam.
44:17She's alive.
44:20Stella's alive.
44:21Temperature spiked.
44:22She should've fit.
44:24Doctor said she's fine now.
44:30She's alive!
44:36She's alive!
44:41A mate of mine said I should write my dad a letter.
44:43Sort all the shit out before he died.
44:45Cos if I didn't, I'd regret it.
44:48Not long after, I passed my dad in the street.
44:51For less than a second, we looked at each of her.
44:55Then we both looked away like we were complete strangers.
44:58He'd let me go.
45:00When you have your own, you realise how hard that is.
45:05I know now that every shitty comment or put down my dad made was cos he loved me.
45:10He couldn't help himself, cos he was terrified I'd fucked my life up like he had.
45:15But it don't make it right.
45:17Cos that's the same excuse those nutters make who killed the kids before topping themselves.
45:22I did it because I loved them.
45:25If you're that fucked up, do them a favour and get out of the way.
45:30Cos as hard as it is, if you want to be part of their lives, you've got one option.
45:34That's to stand on the sidelines, and cheer them on.
45:38CRASH
45:38CRASH
45:39CRASH
45:50CRASH
45:50Where there is darkness!
45:52I shall bring the light!
45:53Jesus is doing no harm.
46:00Marty!
46:01Some pervs buying you a plant that's a thank you for paying to fuck you.
46:04It wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
46:06It's an old chief.
46:07I've got mobile. I couldn't get a punter past the gun scrub.
46:11Got another poster? It's just for courage.
46:14So what do we do? Go round there and we nail them.
46:16Kill Jesus?
46:17I can't call that off.
46:19You can't call it off, but I can't.
47:08Nice try.
47:10Bye.
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