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00:01Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about
00:05needs to watch their bark smack.
00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks sending prices sky high.
00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots.
00:17Now you've got your condemnation.
00:20Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up.
00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke or what?
00:27Is revolution a word?
00:29Or was it never?
00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
00:37Well, for fuck's sake.
00:38We live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
00:43I wandered lonely as the cloud making mushrooms rarely fouls.
00:48Green and pleasant land and ancient sire.
00:53It's not theirs anymore.
00:56Oh!
00:57This is our England now!
01:06Can someone please explain the criteria for a lie to be a little white lie?
01:13Whose standard are we measuring this by?
01:15Why don't we have labels for other sizes of lies?
01:19Lies that are off white or darkening shades of grey?
01:24Until in the end they turn to big dirty pitch black abominations.
01:32Uh-oh!
01:34Uh-oh!
01:35Uh-oh!
01:35Uh-oh!
01:35Uh-oh!
01:35A big rub!
01:38Wow!
01:44Pains me to admit it but I never thought she'd be this good.
01:51Uh-oh!
01:53Uh-oh!
01:53Need to change the barrel, yeah?
01:58What for?
02:08Jamie!
02:09To be a buddy!
02:11To be a bully!
02:20To be a bully!
02:23To be a bully!
02:32To be a bully!
02:33To be a bully!
02:37To be a bully!
02:39From the audience to King...
02:39Come on, leave it.
02:57Daddy!
03:07He just couldn't go quietly, could he?
03:11Lady Diana had had less people lying in the streets.
03:14God bless the salt.
03:15When did he die?
03:18You all right?
03:19What are you doing?
03:27I'm surprised they weren't wearing balaclavas.
03:30Ooh, that's a pretty one.
03:33It's fucking lovely, Mimi.
03:36All right, man, have you got on your aircraft?
03:38Hiya.
03:39How you going, man?
03:43I thought the IRA gave all the guns to the film.
03:46Yeah, but plenty slipped through the net.
03:54Good stuff.
03:55Cheers, lads.
03:56See you, love.
03:58Take care.
03:59Nice weapon.
04:03Talk about drawing attention, then.
04:05He's not stupid.
04:06Now the police think he's dead.
04:08He can start all over.
04:09So where is he?
04:09Got off to Thailand, didn't he?
04:12Sipping cocktails on a beach somewhere in Korsam, isn't he?
04:15Or hanging out with some underage brass in Pa Ping-Pong.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Oh, fuck this.
04:20Hiya, Mimi.
04:21Hiya.
04:23Fill your boots, lads.
04:26Moving on, an Aboste-Side man has been arrested on suspicion of arson.
04:30The arrest follows a three-month-long investigation of a suspected firebomb attack on a house in South...
04:36I need pushing to Chasniss.
04:38Well, why can't I tell you?
04:39He's got to further his education, so he ends up nothing like you.
04:51Oh, spare the fucking rod, Patsy.
04:54This is the 21st century.
04:56You can't buy a flag and a mead in the jockey, you know.
04:57And live rent-free as well.
04:59Well, helping out covers that.
05:00Tent foot and chip shops?
05:02Oh, you tight bitch.
05:04How many brain cells is that going to help me batter?
05:07Take a look around, Frank.
05:10All those child benefits, long gone.
05:13Carl looks after me.
05:14Occasionally.
05:15It's my money that keeps you going.
05:18Plus, I couldn't trust you with any more than a tenner.
05:22It was a one-off.
05:24You think I'd risk bankrolling such disgusting behaviour at Lillian's again?
05:30It's a proven, timeless cure for love sickness.
05:34Even if you can't get it up?
05:41You should never have driven Libby away.
05:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:45You kept it in your pants, you'd still be here.
05:53Six, please, Chez.
05:55And some green papers.
05:57Hiya.
06:00Chezney!
06:03How long have you been there?
06:04You need to speak up, love.
06:05I have you for discrimination.
06:08Doubt it.
06:10Keep your pork faggots.
06:15Hey, little man.
06:16The procession was a bit OTT, wasn't it?
06:18You just practice looking sad.
06:20Like the tears of a clown.
06:21How's business?
06:23Demand's definitely there.
06:24Could do four parties tomorrow, if I had the staff.
06:27Staff?
06:29Shit.
06:30I have, I've double booked.
06:32Look, relying on other people can be hard work.
06:33I thought you were supporting me.
06:35You know I am.
06:36So then why do you keep avoiding me?
06:38I love what you're doing.
06:40Lend us 500 quid then.
06:42It's cheap for a reason, Karen.
06:44No, it's not cheap when you see what it can do.
06:51You look after me, and I might show you what I can do.
07:00What's up with you?
07:01You're not still missing Libby, are you?
07:04Hello.
07:05Vernon Franston doesn't lose any kip because the lady's split arse can't deal with the heat.
07:10Everyone can see right through you.
07:13Tell me, do I look bothered?
07:15Don't feel sorry for him.
07:17You all saw how he treated her.
07:2125% off any of the girls, except Marcia and Mandy.
07:24They've just been verjazzled.
07:27Swarovski.
07:29Do I look like some low-life punter with zero self-respect?
07:33No offence, of course.
07:36Suit yourself.
07:39Oh!
07:44This bloody...
07:46She'll be perfect.
07:48I just need two more now.
07:52You've got no chance.
07:55Well, there's a will.
07:57I'm sick of it.
07:58How am I supposed to get in and out on my own?
08:01Now, what are you whinging on about?
08:03Your toilet.
08:04Couldn't swing a cat in there.
08:06Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck.
08:08Buy a drink or shut the fuck up.
08:10If they're too small, I'll have you for discrimination.
08:13Whoa!
08:14Fucking Dr Quinn Medicine woman.
08:17Lower than a rattlesnake's clout.
08:20Oh.
08:21Agreed.
08:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:23What are you doing?
08:24There's nothing worse.
08:25Grasses make me sick.
08:27I haven't done anything.
08:28And there's nothing for you to do.
08:30If you're already barred.
08:32Go!
08:33Back at the gaff, strange love.
08:39I know they weren't together anymore, but me and Mia's just lost their husband.
08:42Well, that scouse bitch shouldn't speak to me like that.
08:44The gangsters.
08:45More plastic than a Tupperware party.
08:47I remember when Manchester had real villains.
08:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:51Old school QSG.
08:53Those old fuckers wouldn't last ten minutes in the streets today.
08:56You don't mess with them, McGuire's.
08:58Half-breed tinkers!
08:59Don't scare me.
09:00Here.
09:01Read that bit.
09:022.2 by 1.8.
09:06Mm-hmm.
09:06Er, with a minimum turning circle of 1.5 metres.
09:10Come on.
09:14That's it there.
09:16See?
09:17Knew it.
09:18Miles out.
09:20Pass me the phone.
09:22That's about time.
09:25Somebody stood up to those bullies.
09:30Sorry for your loss.
09:42That's every police station in South Manchester.
09:47Something wrong with your legs?
09:48What, am I supposed to put the ale in?
09:57Do us a favour, will you?
09:58Collect some glasses.
10:00Oh, I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
10:06I'm gonna go lay down a minute, yeah?
10:17Why can't you juggle like that?
10:19Because that knobhead were born a clown.
10:27Karma police.
10:28Paddy McGuire banged to rights.
10:32Hey.
10:33What's the odds of an old knick-knack paddywhack drifting off all peaceful with a smile on his napper?
10:39Fucking no chance.
10:41Chuckie-a-la.
10:43Bet half of him's not even in there, you know what I mean?
10:50Think he is chopped up.
10:52What happened to you chatting me up?
10:53What's the point if you won't let me do anything?
10:55Gaz, shut up.
10:56Give me this.
10:57Just to watch me bend over from behind.
10:59I only want a kiss.
10:59A kiss is actual contact, intimate, even prostitutes don't do that.
11:06I'll have to work out what it's worth.
11:14What do we want?
11:15Toilets!
11:16When do we want them?
11:17Now!
11:19Toilets!
11:19What the?
11:20When do we want them?
11:21Now!
11:21What do we want?
11:23Toilets!
11:24You're having a laugh!
11:29What do we want?
11:30Toilets!
11:31Where do we want them?
11:32Now!
11:33Get the fuck away from my car!
11:35They're disabled!
11:36Somebody should know better!
11:38You stupid bitch!
11:40This is a peaceful demonstration!
11:43Someone call the police!
11:45Jamie!
11:48Get away from me, you lunatic!
11:51You'll get me for being on the premises!
11:54Leave her alone!
11:54Jamie!
11:57Jamie!
11:58Do something!
11:59Come on!
12:00Come on!
12:04Don't need any trouble with that coffin around.
12:07We'll do it.
12:09Someone see sense.
12:10You'll change both toilets.
12:12Men's and women's.
12:14And a ramp.
12:18And am I still barred?
12:20No.
12:21It's the right thing to do.
12:27We'll do it.
12:29Jamie!
12:36Jamie!
12:38Jamie!
12:39Jamie!
12:40Jamie!
12:44Wonder how he really died?
12:47Probably had a heart attack.
12:48Bit young. My cousin's got one of these.
12:53You don't break into gangsters' houses.
12:55I think I just worked out what a kiss might be worth.
12:58Picture of Paddy on your phone.
13:13Letitia!
13:16Wait.
13:44What happened?
13:45You tell me. You fainted.
13:48Oh.
13:51Jamie?
13:56Ah, isn't he funny, Jamie?
14:03Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:12You've set me under ever since.
14:13And I thought you were a big, hard, fearless gangster.
14:16This can't get out, Karen.
14:17Of course not.
14:18I'm serious.
14:19Any sign of weakness and people pounce.
14:21Tony Soprano went to a shrink.
14:23Karen!
14:24Okay.
14:25I get it.
14:42Okay.
14:43Okay.
14:44It'll be okay.
14:46Please.
14:46I promise.
14:47It'll be alright.
14:53Let it go.
14:55Karen, please.
14:56I'm not fucking begging you.
14:56This will work.
14:58This will work.
14:59Don't be sad.
15:00Come on.
15:02No!
15:04Okay.
15:10I'm sorry.
15:10Are you some kind of pervert?
15:12You owe me.
15:13You didn't even get a photo.
15:14What?
15:15Have I got something better?
15:19Are you stupid?
15:21They could sell it.
15:22We?
15:24Leave it out.
15:25What if it...
15:28The trigger's a bit...
15:30What are you doing?
15:31Tim!
15:32Get away from me!
15:36Outside.
15:37Just now.
15:38Two shots.
15:41Quickly!
15:50Should never have left Longsite.
15:52You're alright.
15:54That's all that matters.
16:07How would I know if anyone was out to get us?
16:10Could be kids fucking about.
16:12Why would we have enemies?
16:14Just part of the investigation, Mrs McGuire.
16:17I'd like to know which grass reported this bullshit, though.
16:28These things dig right into me tits.
16:31Fucking gun, Chester.
16:32Give me the dingle any day.
16:34Well, that was every wrong one in town, and nobody's holding up to firing a gun.
16:37Seems our enemies are laying low.
16:38Right.
16:41Well, go on.
16:42The police.
16:43Oh, now they really are taking their piss.
16:45Not commiserating for Paddy.
16:47Metal Macca got killed last night.
16:49They haven't got a body, though.
16:50No.
16:51But half his brain's left splattered on a wall.
16:55Oh, do you know, anyway?
17:07You wouldn't take no for an answer.
17:09We have no choice.
17:11It's nothing sacred.
17:13It's an empty coffin.
17:14With your father's name on it.
17:17It was a lot less messy than chopping Macca up.
17:20This is just sad.
17:22That whoever killed mental Macca is shooting at us.
17:25Why would they say that?
17:26The bullet caissons they found are from the same gun.
17:30Bollocks.
17:31It can't be.
17:32Maybe it's their idea of a joke.
17:33Funny.
17:34Very fucking funny.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Do you wanna rearrange?
17:41Okay.
17:42Bye.
17:44What's up?
17:44Another cancellation.
17:47What's wrong with you?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Just need to check something.
17:57Oh, aye.
17:59What have you done with our daughter?
18:03I paid her off.
18:04You'll teach her bad habits.
18:05She'll need plenty.
18:06If she's to get what she wants.
18:10I know what you want.
18:20And the warriors climbed off the unicorns and dived into the crystal pool.
18:26Which made the shorts go all see through.
18:30And all the children lived happily ever after.
18:39What's mental Macca doing in there?
18:47Whoa.
18:48What have I done?
18:49Where is it?
18:50What?
18:50The gun.
18:51I thought we'd sold them all.
18:53The one with my prints on it.
19:01That big daft daft row was the only reason you went out with me.
19:03Is that what you reckon?
19:05Mike Armat and Angle.
19:06Tashini tracksuit.
19:08Breakdancing at West Withy with Jason Orange.
19:10I sure picked the right one then.
19:12I could spin on my head better than him.
19:14Only cos you had more padding.
19:17Round two upstairs.
19:18Mmm.
19:22I'll be waiting.
19:52I'll be waiting.
19:56Bye.
20:14I'm delighted the landlord has seen fit to cater to our needs.
20:19It's about time more people stood up for what they know to be right.
20:23Three cheers for party. Hip, hip.
20:25At least they're spending.
20:28We'll take to the road and show no mercy for any business
20:33that fails to meet the basic levels of support needed by everyone in this community.
20:44How was it?
20:46Not bad.
20:47Come on, over here.
20:50I always knew you were a clown, Vicky.
20:52So, who's got the best tips?
20:57What happened?
21:11Who wants to see some magic kids want to play?
21:14Oh!
21:19Oh!
21:19Oh!
21:20Oh!
21:21Oh!
21:22Oh!
21:23Well, no one got paid.
21:24I had to pay them.
21:25No compo.
21:26But, er...
21:28I'll cover it.
21:28Do you know how much this gear costs?
21:31We'll do better next time.
21:32Please, Karen.
21:34I love me job.
21:35Me too.
21:38Must be true what they say.
21:40All doctor time can heal all wounds with the help of a crushed up Viagra and a grandma Charlie.
21:50Bye.
21:51Jamie, get by whatever she wants.
21:52Single mauled.
21:56Right, Mamie.
21:58Your fetid little maggot back in working order then?
22:01What are you on about?
22:02Maybe he's better off away from such filth.
22:04Lest we forget, your own daughter fucked off on you as well.
22:08Because you filled her head full of romance and turned out to be a gobshite.
22:13Oh.
22:14And has she been in touch with her dear old mum to tell her how she is?
22:17Treat her to a coffee?
22:19Let her know where the fuck she's even gone?
22:30Son.
22:42Where is it?
22:43Aiden!
22:46I'm on the radio in a second.
22:48What's nice?
22:49Are you listening to your favourite great auntie on the wires?
22:52You're my only great auntie.
22:54They called it for us.
22:57Did you get it back?
22:58It wasn't there.
22:59And they're not saying anything.
23:00They're just messing with me head.
23:01You two getting it on yet?
23:04I'm on the radio in a minute, Karen.
23:06Yeah, nice one.
23:07I need a few zeds.
23:08I don't have a light one.
23:15Aiden!
23:17Karen!
23:19It's about to start!
23:26Someone come and just turn it up!
23:29The last few hours of sunshine, mainly in the afternoon.
23:32The general south east, the breeze with warm temperatures,
23:34up to the high of 20 to 22 degrees Celsius.
23:52I'm delighted the landlord has received this speech to our team.
23:57Sometimes more people stood up for what they know to be right.
24:02Three chairs are fine.
24:03Hit, hit!
24:04Hit, hit!
24:05Hit, hit!
24:09Hit, hit!
24:22Hey, look, everyone.
24:23Here's playing!
24:24Yeah!
24:25Yeah!
24:26Yeah!
24:26You want to read it away?
24:28Give her what she wants!
24:31Whiskey.
24:45Again.
24:51No gratitude for getting your mates in.
24:53To the plywood and brick.
24:55And I wish I'd a thought of it earlier.
24:59And again.
25:00Patti!
25:01Come and join us!
25:03Come on, have a drink!
25:03Come on!
25:05Yay!
25:06Too right!
25:07You should go and celebrate!
25:09Hey!
25:09Children of the revolution!
25:12Charlton Hill Wheel is one, eh, Patti?
25:14No, it's a wonderful day, my sister of Shankly.
25:17Especially when the drinks are on those close to you.
25:24Well done, Patti!
25:26Well, aren't we popular?
25:28What do you want to keep your mouth shut?
25:3080-20 on the disability benefits.
25:32No chance!
25:35Hey, everyone!
25:36Go on!
25:37Big cheer for Patti!
25:39Yeah, Patti!
25:42Oh, yeah!
25:44Your call.
25:45It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
25:50Yeah!
25:51Go on!
25:51Drinks all round!
25:53Hey!
25:53It's lots of pleasure!
25:54Come on!
25:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:03One, two, three, four, five, look at that one!
26:10Six!
26:11Cheeky!
26:14Hey!
26:15Hey!
26:16Leave it alone.
26:17Chocolate's my patch, eh?
26:18It's a free market!
26:20Ah!
26:21Ah!
26:22Fucky!
26:23Ow!
26:23It's its best!
26:25Ah!
26:26He-he-he-he!
26:26Ah!
26:29Yes!
26:29Ah!
26:31Ah!
26:33Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:35Ah!
26:36Ah!
26:37Ah!
26:38Come on, that's gotta be worth picking to it.
26:40It's done!
26:42Yeah, girls, do you want to leave us your numbers? You might be able to get some business.
26:46That'll come in under.
26:48I'm really sorry. No, I can't make Cody's birthday party.
26:52It's very important. Sorry.
26:57No word?
26:58Maybe they'd filth of playing games with us.
27:00Why would they?
27:00Because that's the sort of bullshit they pull.
27:02Would the police fire a gun through your mam's window?
27:05Somebody has. It's doing me head in.
27:08Silver lining.
27:10I am cutting down on all the clowns around here.
27:20Yeah.
27:22I have.
27:24I have.
27:36Oh, no.
27:39No.
27:40No.
27:41No.
27:41No.
27:42No.
27:43No.
27:44No.
27:45No.
27:45No.
27:45No.
28:02Falling down the stairs the day before your daughter's wedding.
28:07That's right. All the way down.
28:10I needed an operation, didn't I?
28:12Impeccable timing.
28:14It was too good for him.
28:15Oh, too good for all of them, if it means leaving you.
28:19180 a week disability is no lottery win.
28:22Hey, keeps the wolves at bay.
28:24Stop showing off, drawing attention.
28:26People know I can't stand the sight of you.
28:36Hello, boys. Grab a plate. I've made plenty.
28:44Here you go.
28:46And yours, Mimi.
28:48See, I just laid it all out on a plate, didn't I?
28:50Change man. Virtually went down on me knees and still she went.
28:53She always thought she were better than she was.
28:56And then she threw it all back in me face.
28:57I've seen women like her all me life.
29:00She just wanted respect.
29:03She's taken us to the cleaners, Frank.
29:04Oh, but she's blacked lesser men than you.
29:07See, real moving and shaky.
29:09See where Libby got it from.
29:10Don't badmouth my daughter in public.
29:13A teeniest bit of effort, that's all she needed to make, Lillian.
29:17Me, me, me.
29:20Why do you really think she left?
29:28You wouldn't have dared.
29:30She wanted to give it another go at you, no matter.
29:33I begged and reminded her you're nothing but a useless piss pot.
29:39So you told her that you could walk?
29:42Maybe I needed to come clean?
29:43Just so she'd fuck off.
29:46Unburden myself of a hateful lie.
29:50And if knowing the truth helped her to find the strength to move on.
29:56And I've been running after you like a busy cunt for four months.
30:05And for what it's worth, you'll carry on.
30:16Excuse me.
30:19Fellow jockeyites, get on this.
30:25Don't do it.
30:28Is this a blaggard I see before me?
30:31Frank.
30:33You taking the piss?
30:38She can, you know.
30:40As and when requested.
30:42Yeah?
30:43I saw her.
30:44Go on, show them.
30:46Rambling madman.
30:48What did you see?
30:49What I did?
30:55Ooh, listen to me on wireless.
31:07Do you enjoy reminding me I'm a cripple?
31:10Now, now, Patty.
31:11Trace description.
31:12No, that's what I try.
31:15Try.
31:16Every morning.
31:18Because I pray for a miracle every night.
31:21And one, one time in a thousand.
31:23I get the strength to force myself up and manage a whole second.
31:28Suspended on my feet.
31:33Before...
31:35Always fall back down again.
31:38Leave it alone, you bullies.
31:39You suffer enough.
31:41Oh, you're good.
31:43Come here, you fucking freak.
31:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, Frank.
31:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, Frank.
31:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, Frank.
31:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, Frank.
31:50No wonder fucking Libby left.
31:51That's enough.
31:53OK.
31:54OK.
31:56OK.
31:57Whoa, Frank.
31:58Frank, I'm warning you.
32:00Oh, Frank.
32:03You blind, twisted, pissed, ain't no fraud.
32:08You soft-diced, born-idle tramp.
32:10Libby's gone for good.
32:12Frank, I'll be gone.
32:14Frank!
32:16Help!
32:17Ah!
32:18Ah!
32:19See?
32:19See?
32:20She can feel it.
32:21I told ya!
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:25Oh!
32:28Leave her alone!
32:31Oh!
32:32Oh, my God!
32:34Oh!
32:36Yeah.
32:36No.
32:37It's right.
32:38Yeah.
32:42She can walk.
32:44Hallelujah!
32:45Oh!
32:46Oh!
32:46For fuck's sake.
32:51How brain dead can you get?
32:55Hope it was worth it.
33:02So what about Mickey and Lillian?
33:04No, I haven't got the bookings and they still cost a bomb to, are ya?
33:07It wasn't because I was smoking weed.
33:09You're just not ready to expand.
33:17Whatever it is, don't do it.
33:24I know, she knows, I know they've got it.
33:27Maybe they haven't.
33:28Maybe it fell through a hole.
33:30Like I wouldn't have felt it.
33:31A hole in the floor.
33:35What are you doing?
33:36You still owe me a kiss.
33:37You owe me a photo.
33:42When did you get that?
33:44Last night.
33:45Send it me then.
33:46Kiss first.
33:48Stand in.
33:52Look, I've told you.
33:53Kelly hates guns.
33:54What I'm saying is she's capable.
33:56She lies for a living.
33:57What's that supposed to mean?
33:58She tells nonsense.
33:59She loves them all day long.
34:00Karen's no angel.
34:01Well, go on.
34:03She knew we were selling guns too, you know.
34:05Hey, she never even goes round there.
34:07I know for a fact.
34:08Kelly did not take that gun.
34:10It would be my reckoning.
34:11That only leaves you.
34:12Whoa.
34:17You've got to give your new boyfriend a kiss.
34:19Go off me.
34:20Again.
34:21Where's the gun?
34:22I don't know what you mean.
34:23Look what we do to people.
34:24Do you think we'd give a fuck if you go in the ground as well?
34:31Have it your way.
34:35No!
34:36Don't stop me!
34:37Stop!
34:37I took it home!
34:44You!
34:45You better hope they haven't sold it.
34:47Check upstairs.
34:53Who's the lucky boy then?
35:02Ah!
35:05So you want to play with fire, do you?
35:08No!
35:11No!
35:11Go!
35:13Go!
35:22Let's go!
35:22Go!
35:23Hey, girl.
35:24Hey, boys.
35:26Superstar DJs.
35:28Here we go!
35:29Beautiful!
35:30Hey, girl.
35:32Yeah!
35:32Hey, boys.
35:33Superstar DJs.
35:35Here we go.
35:37Hey, girl.
35:38Yay!
35:42Geeze.
35:43There we go.
35:46Down!
35:48Down!
35:49Woo!
35:50Woo!
35:55Woo!
35:58Woo!
35:58Give it up!
35:59Get them all.
36:01Woo!
36:17I've already done half an hour over.
36:19So are you getting it up?
36:20Come on, get it up!
36:22Nobody said anything about this.
36:24Like you didn't know.
36:25This party's over.
36:27Get the door.
36:30You're not going anywhere.
36:31Bit of a prick teaser, are we?
36:33Hey!
36:44Hey, hey, hey!
36:46Give us that!
36:47It's his treat!
36:48Yay!
36:51Come on, most strippers do a bit more, yeah!
36:54Yay!
36:56Do you know who I am?
36:58Some potless dirty bitch?
37:02Karen Maguire.
37:03Woo!
37:03Woo!
37:03Woo!
37:05Woo!
37:07Woo!
37:08Woo!
37:13That's a big one!
37:14Where's that going?
37:15Up your fucking ring piece if you're not careful!
37:19Woo!
37:22Woo!
37:22Woo!
37:23Woo!
37:24Woo!
37:26Woo!
37:26Let's go as well!
37:29Get off!
37:30That's an heavy water pistol.
37:31You racker!
37:32Ahh!
37:34Oh!
37:34It stinks!
37:35Your leg!
37:36No!
37:36Put it down, you fucking cuts!
37:39Woo!
37:39Woo!
37:40Woo!
37:42Woo!
37:42Woo!
37:48Woo!
37:48Woo!
37:52Woo!
38:01Oh, my God.
38:25Karen?
38:29You OK?
38:31What happened?
38:33It's all right.
38:35Come on, tell me.
38:37Just come here.
38:56Dad always said you were at it.
39:00What's up with you?
39:04Don't you dare waste that!
39:06I think you can fix things with a full English.
39:08He's not been right for days.
39:13Hey, don't...
39:18OK, I'll take 50-50 on the disability benefits.
39:23You've got nothing on me anymore.
39:26You sure about that?
39:28No chance.
39:32Well, grassing never sits easy, but DSS, like pit bulls, get a sniff of blood.
39:4120 years of false claims.
39:43They are going to want a big chat.
39:47I'd say half each seems fair.
39:51Keep your pathetic threats, Frank.
39:54Someone's beating you to it.
40:00Time to pack your bags.
40:05You looking at it, you fat, lazy bastard.
40:07You wouldn't be in here if it wasn't for me.
40:09You're full of shit, eh?
40:10Like I don't know it.
40:12Who backed a trip to Lewitt's?
40:15Bottom line, it's down to where you're even in here.
40:19Oh!
40:21The kid from Cincinnati, he said yes!
40:24Hey, hey, hey, hey!
40:25Here's Adam and Eve, eh?
40:26Look at the Irish.
40:29Burn this slag.
40:30I said, leave it!
40:33Oh, bless Lord, creator God.
40:36In you all things are rendered pure.
40:42But you are strengthened to endure.
40:45Oh, blessed holy hand of God.
40:47All things are sanctified by you.
40:50Adorned, enriched, you make them new.
40:54What a funeral.
41:16What a funeral.
41:51SQUAW VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, 1960.
41:57I was to be the first Irish winter ice dancing Olympian.
42:04Then I got pregnant with Libby.
42:07What, 15?
42:09Welcome to your spiritual home.
42:12My country?
42:14The Olympics.
42:17Oh, imagine.
42:18And because you didn't get to fuck about on ice skates,
42:21it's all right to steal your daughter's life.
42:23What was your excuse, you useless parasite?
42:27Oh, well, yeah, you got me. Guilty as charged.
42:30I stole Libby's heart.
42:32But, you know, when you're like that,
42:34colours are brighter, bird songs clearer.
42:41Until the novelty fades away.
42:45Back in the arms of the only constant.
42:49My only true love.
42:52Am I a lesser man?
42:56You know, this mother-child thing.
43:00Whoosh.
43:01Nurture.
43:02Shelter.
43:03Protect.
43:04That's instinct.
43:06Yeah?
43:07It's instinct.
43:09That's natural.
43:11Then, love and prayers, you set them free.
43:18To right.
43:20Amen.
43:24Just a thought.
43:27I booked a termination.
43:30At an underground clinic in Liverpool.
43:34Abortion was still illegal.
43:37Now you need to button it.
43:40But the worst storm in a decade.
43:42Stopped the ferries for a week.
43:45Daddy found out.
43:47Knocked me in my room for a month.
43:50I wanted to get rid of her then.
43:54I don't need her now.
43:58Well, I hope it was worth it.
44:03I don't need anybody.
44:19At what point does withholding the truth become a lie?
44:25I bet politicians are given books to guide them on that.
44:29At what point in the lie you've just created is it too late to back out?
44:35And telling the truth would do more damage.
44:39When you have to keep it going.
44:41Because you know that even if you manage to keep that lie going forever.
44:46It will eat you up so much inside.
44:49You won't want to live anyway.
44:55Home deliveries.
44:56Good idea.
44:57I've got a bit of stock needs shifting.
44:58I don't want to get involved with any illegal shit.
45:00Let your driver take the flack.
45:02That over is it?
45:03Between you and the running man.
45:04We've been acting out our fantasies.
45:06Oh yeah.
45:07Oh yeah.
45:09My butter wouldn't melt.
45:11Police just pulled me.
45:12Luckily, I heard that lot somewhere else.
45:15I've room.
45:15I need to talk.
45:17You arrogant piece of shit.
45:19Morning.
45:20Hiya.
45:20Ring the police, Chas.
45:21Tell them about your pedo tendencies while you're at it.
45:24Do you have some sex?
45:25You were seen kissing her.
45:29I know it's my place, Massa.
45:32Ow!
45:40I know it's my place, Massa.
45:44Ow!
45:45I know it's mine.
45:47But.
46:07You gotta be white.
46:12You agreed so, yeah.
46:14Chennai
46:15Ah!
46:17Ah!
46:22Ah!
46:26Ah!
46:26Ah!
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