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00:00Look at me, right?
00:02And look at the Queen.
00:04I was never a fan until it occurred to me
00:07how much me and ma'am have in common.
00:09Bringing up kiddies you can't remember the names of.
00:11I know she's not a single parent, but she might as well be.
00:15Plus, the pair of us were struck to our guns,
00:18literally sometimes, and flagships a dying breed,
00:21admired and despised equally.
00:24Not for never lifting a finger, no,
00:26for setting examples through extremity,
00:29and whether you're a big wig on her end or a big wig on mine.
00:32You've still got all your dickheads in the middle to deal with.
00:34Snip, snip, snipping at your benefits.
00:36I mean, she can't not be looking at me and thinking,
00:39what's your secret, Frank?
00:41I got shot at my kid's yonks back,
00:44whereas she's yet to see the back of a single one.
00:46Fine, I've had to get out of bed on occasion to make ends meet,
00:49whereas she, she's done the whole thing through the chair.
00:54Or a drink for the lady.
00:56Oh, sure there's perks.
00:57But look at her lot.
00:59Brian May prancing about on her roof.
01:02Now, look at my lot.
01:03We know how to throw a proper fucking party!
01:15When it comes to matters of the heart,
01:17I'll tell you who got it right.
01:20Celine Dion.
01:23She was everything she was because someone loved her.
01:27Just like me.
01:30I am everything I am because of the love of my husband.
01:33True, mine and Celine's men couldn't be more different.
01:36My man never gave me wings so I could fly.
01:39Never saw the best there was of me.
01:41And as for being me eyes when I couldn't see,
01:44that was only because the bastard put his fist into one of them in the first place.
01:48But he no longer gets to make me anything.
01:50I've left him.
01:52Stopping at Frank's for now.
01:53Because I'll tell you who really got it right.
01:56Bye.
01:57Nina Simone.
02:00There's a new day and a new life waiting for me.
02:03And it feels really fucking good.
02:07If you make me late,
02:10Frank,
02:11can this horror walk to school with you?
02:13Anything to help my little Turkish delights?
02:15What?
02:16Sell.
02:17Not a chance.
02:18Spelling test.
02:19Been trying to get out of it for days.
02:21Gotta go.
02:21See you back at home.
02:22If I come back.
02:23Promises, promises.
02:24I can spell.
02:28What?
02:29You have reached your destination.
02:32Shut up, Peggy.
02:34You have reached your destination.
02:44It's just the job interview.
02:47Stay calm, Master.
02:48Stay calm.
02:54You could always try creating a diversion.
02:58Sorry, it's nerves.
03:00Lovely.
03:02Like what?
03:03Well, our car used to hold his breath until he fainted.
03:06Did it work?
03:08Well, he's thick as fuck, so yeah.
03:10I'd say so.
03:10Get into class.
03:12The bell's about to gap.
03:15Some clever dick's drawn a picture of me in the toilets.
03:21You can't deny kids freedom of expression.
03:24The staff toilets.
03:25I want it removed.
03:27I want it removed.
03:37New policy.
03:38Every teacher has to sign in.
03:41Success.
03:43Too shaky.
03:44The one in the toilets was Lisa.
03:48May I help you?
03:50I'm looking for the janitor.
03:51Frank.
03:52Frank.
03:53Hi, that's him.
03:54May I ask what it's regarding?
03:55I'm afraid that's a personal matter.
03:57I'm intrigued.
03:58An urgent personal matter.
04:00What about it?
04:02Been a bit quiet since you got fingered by Peter Simcox at the Christmas party.
04:09Frank Gallagher.
04:10Frank Gallagher to reception.
04:12That's Frank Gallagher to reception.
04:19Please, miss, can I go to the toilet?
04:21Be quick.
04:23Is he on his wheel off?
04:25I'm sure he won't be long if he knows it's urgent.
04:42Who.
04:43Make your way to the nearest exit.
04:45Oh, set off the alarms.
04:47Immediate suspensions.
04:49I'm calling your mother.
04:51I need to talk to Frank.
04:53And I need you to step outside.
04:56Call, not front.
05:08Sir, I need you to move.
05:11Everyone back into class!
05:13We still need another protocol!
05:15Everybody back in!
05:17Everybody back in!
05:19Everybody back in!
05:21Everybody back in!
05:22I'm back in!
05:24I'm back in!
05:30It's a gun!
05:32He's got a gun!
05:33There's a man with a gun!
05:38There's a gun!
05:40Don't kill him!
05:42There's a man with a gun!
05:44My baby!
05:45Yeah!��!
05:58función
06:16Yeah, that one, that window there.
06:18Yeah, Frank.
06:19Cheers.
06:19I mean, I felt terrible, you know.
06:21There's only so many I could get to, you know.
06:23They didn't want to jump, but I told them.
06:25It's a madman with a gun about to blow your fucking brains out.
06:28I mean, rather a broken ankle.
06:30Eh?
06:31Our hero.
06:34Look at that.
06:35That's perfect, right?
06:36Oh, but romance.
06:38Romance?
06:38Fuck romance.
06:39Look what it got me.
06:40That's the future.
06:47Where's the negotiator?
06:48Seven minutes away.
06:49Had to drag him out of an antenatal.
06:51On call does not mean sitting in a room full of men feeling sympathetic about other women's fannies.
06:56Everyone accounted for?
06:57Uh, Talia Blanco went to the toilet just before the alarm went off.
07:00I haven't seen her since.
07:02I thought she was lying!
07:03This mad bitch slapped my daughter in a cupboard with a fucking gunman!
07:08I didn't know there was a gunman!
07:09She set the final homes off!
07:11Ladies!
07:12Ladies!
07:13Okay?
07:14Lock the place down.
07:15Lock the place down.
07:16What?
07:27Where's Mimi?
07:28Oh, she's in there with the pigs helping him out.
07:31The incident van?
07:31Oh, that's sick.
07:33Shouldn't you be checking on Stan?
07:34Nah, she'll be fine.
07:35She'll be anyway home by now.
07:37Look at them all gawping.
07:38It's fucking awful.
07:40Well, Jean.
07:41Mm-hmm.
07:42Look, they're going in!
07:45Go!
07:45Go!
07:47Hey, lads.
07:48Easy does it.
07:50Hurry!
07:57What are they waiting for?
07:58They're nearly there.
08:03The good thing is we know Talia's exact location.
08:05Oh, that's lucky.
08:07Lucky?
08:07Oh, would you rather I be running round willy-nilly in there?
08:10I will kill you with my bare hands!
08:12Oh, get off, you fucking knobbit!
08:17Ah!
08:19Yeah, yeah, we've got a girl.
08:21Oh!
08:22Yes!
08:25Did you see that?
08:26I'm going to overlook it on this occasion.
08:29Well done, lads.
08:31Auntie, we took Asian music tonight.
08:33In here.
08:33Five per each.
08:34Oh, yeah, we'll take two.
08:37Well, I thought we could have a hero's welcome back at the ranch.
08:40You know the rules, Frank.
08:41Thursday nights, girls' night.
08:42Friends before Fanny's.
08:44Oh!
08:45The police have confirmed there had been no sighting of a gunman.
08:48It now looks as though it was a hoax.
08:53What, I saw him with me own eyes?
08:56Sorry, sir.
08:56I saw him.
09:00I saw him.
09:01I saw him.
09:02So neither you or any other member of staff actually saw a man with a gun.
09:09Could have got the king's medal for this.
09:17I'm making tea, Daddy.
09:19Tea?
09:21You must be frank.
09:35Tea?
09:36Yes, please.
09:44Ah.
09:46Delicious.
09:47I wonder if your dad doesn't have something stronger, Phil.
09:54Now, now.
09:56That is not very hospitable.
09:58Listen to me.
09:58I am not your mate, pal.
10:01Easy, easy.
10:02Right.
10:03I don't even know who you are, mate.
10:07I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding.
10:12No misunderstanding.
10:15We need to have a little chat.
10:17Yeah.
10:18You'll enjoy that, won't you?
10:19I hear you're very chatty.
10:21Quite the wee pundit.
10:25No wiser.
10:27Well, let's see if we can't jog your memory.
10:29I'll just consult my big book of Frank's opinions.
10:35You too good for him?
10:41You should move in with me, dearly.
10:44Pity.
10:45My name's Baxter, and you've been pumping my missus, Frank.
10:50The horn's one thing.
10:51We've got to make a living, and dogs like you have got to get their hole.
10:55But her moving out of my house and in with you, I'm not standing for it.
10:59Fuck, it was you at the school.
11:02Yeah, that one a bit tits.
11:04I'd never hurt a kiddie, though.
11:06I'm going to go and play with Lillian and the alligator.
11:10No, you don't do that, darling.
11:12Stay here with your old dad.
11:15You're a class act, Frank.
11:17Set down.
11:22It's the worst shootout ever.
11:24Bloody vultures.
11:26What, you were watching as well?
11:27Er, I'm a trained healthcare professional.
11:29We were here to help.
11:33Bullshit.
11:38No gunman, I believe.
11:41No negotiation required.
11:42So you can toddle back to your panting exercises and let me get on with standing down my unit.
11:48Au contraire, Veronica.
11:50The governor thought you might need a little help with the paperwork.
11:57Get that fucking jingle-jangle switched off!
12:04You have been to your destination.
12:11He's a dead kid.
12:13F***ing away, it's a little postman.
12:16He's definitely dead, though.
12:19Start with a one-mile radius of the school.
12:22Crick is most likely on foot.
12:23Come on!
12:25And give me a chopper!
12:30It was a professional arrangement.
12:32Only ever on a Friday.
12:34Only ever with Cheryl Lee.
12:36I mean, she's just staying here because she said...
12:38She said what, exactly?
12:40It's just a lodger, nothing more.
12:43I need the toilet.
12:45I told her to go back to you.
12:47I said dirt.
12:48It's nothing to do with me, but Biddy...
12:51Baxter...
12:52He sounds like...
12:53He's the one.
12:55What did she say?
12:57Let your wrapper it.
12:59Why don't you go and have a beer, say?
13:02Did she tell you I hit her?
13:04Yeah.
13:04No.
13:07Look, I don't have to tell you what Derely's like.
13:10So you're saying my wife deserves a thumping, does she?
13:13No.
13:14I am not here to judge.
13:17You two need to talk.
13:19She's in the jockey.
13:20With Cheryl Lee?
13:22Yeah, yeah, she's as bad.
13:24She'll have been yak, yakking in her ear.
13:27You get Dere to come here, on her own.
13:31What are you gonna do?
13:32I thought you weren't here to judge.
13:37Your turn.
13:38In.
13:40I reckon.
13:41Average length.
13:42Generous girth.
13:43Thick thatch, though.
13:44Makes it look stubbier than it is.
13:46Agreed.
13:47And the little brother?
13:48Only by order of birth.
13:54Oh?
13:57Not tonight, Josephine.
13:58You'll just have to wait till tomorrow for the full nine yards.
14:01Or seven inches, respectable width, and big clanging balls.
14:07Stella's poorly.
14:09Poorly?
14:10Yeah, she's running her temperature.
14:12You know, she's asking for you.
14:14Dad's are hopeless in this situation.
14:16Kids need the...
14:18Lodger.
14:19No, no, no, I...
14:23Just you, I don't want Cheryl Lee catching anything.
14:26All right.
14:27Cheers.
14:31Yeah.
14:34John.
14:36John.
14:37You gonna drink this?
14:38Maybe I.
14:39Maybe he's not.
14:48I stopped off at Chesco to pick his up for Stella.
14:52Ooh.
14:53Spoon full of each.
14:55She'll be right as rain.
14:57Ooh.
15:01All right, darling.
15:03I know a big winch for your old man.
15:09Put the lassie down there.
15:14Go only upstairs, love.
15:16I was just explaining to Baxter about you and me, you know.
15:18Nothing going on there, you know.
15:19Professional arrangement, you know.
15:21So I should leave you two.
15:22You're all right, Frank.
15:24Dare's just gonna tell us how she's been a silly bitch,
15:27then get her stuff and come home with me.
15:30Yeah, I think that probably sounds best, dear, don't you?
15:33You know, considering.
15:35You've got a lot of years together.
15:38Worth fighting for.
15:39A man just needs to know that his missus loves him.
15:49Is that what you want to hear?
15:51Aye.
15:56Fuck you.
15:57You didn't mean that, dearly.
16:02Bent like a banana, I'm facing the wrong way.
16:04Now they're using their ornaments.
16:06There are you, MacGyver?
16:08She's gone home.
16:09You've just come from there.
16:10What's your relationship with Mrs MacGyver?
16:12Best friend.
16:13Born in the same hospital, not two minutes apart.
16:16Practically sisters.
16:17We need to ask you some questions.
16:23What are you gonna do?
16:24Stay here with him?
16:26You want her, do you?
16:28Well?
16:30No.
16:34Not even this streak of piss wants you.
16:43He's never done this before.
16:45School shootings turned out to be a repeat offence.
16:47That's good then.
16:49Do you have any idea why he may have an issue with children?
16:53Anything in the marriage, maybe?
16:55His own childhood?
16:57He's fine.
16:57He's fine with the kiddies.
16:58I mean, they get on his nerves, but it's a professional hazard, isn't it, in that van?
17:02They're always giving him euros and shekels.
17:05He's come home with toy money twice.
17:08Is this helping?
17:10You're doing great.
17:11It's important we get a profile.
17:14I understand him.
17:15Ah, for fuck's sake.
17:17Have you any clue where he might be?
17:20Have you tried his house?
17:21There's no one home.
17:24Look, this guy popped a dwarf and then went into a school with a loaded gun.
17:28We need to find him.
17:29Ah, he went to his place.
17:32That's why he didn't find her.
17:34She's moved out.
17:36She's at Frank's.
17:37Wait!
17:39Moving out!
17:46Thing is, dear, if you just go home with Biddy now, while no one knows he's here...
17:53Police!
17:54Open the door!
17:57He's got a gun and there's a child in here!
17:59He's got a gun!
18:00Clear the area!
18:05He's got an evacuation, but he needs back one.
18:09Come on, quick!
18:16Don't open!
18:22I can't believe you're letting the police in here.
18:24Our neighbours are in danger.
18:26Get Zilla the jockey straight away.
18:29Eh, shall I get the cap on?
18:31That won't be necessary.
18:33Friend of the family.
18:34Might be helpful.
18:35Look after this one.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Attempting to establish contact.
18:45Look, you've not actually done anything.
18:48You know, you came over, we had a chat, we had a drink.
18:50Had a gun.
18:51Erm...
18:52Yeah, but he's not used it.
18:55PHONE RINGS
18:56You talk to them.
19:01PHONE RINGS
19:04Hello?
19:06Baxter?
19:06No, it's Frank.
19:08Is Baxter there?
19:10Yeah, he's here.
19:12And he has a firearm.
19:15Er...
19:16That's right.
19:16Tell them I haven't done anything.
19:18But he hasn't done anything with the firearm.
19:21It's all bloke, really.
19:22Can you confirm who else is with you?
19:25Baxter, obviously.
19:27And Deadly, that's his wife, and Stella, my daughter.
19:29Is Baxter able to hear me?
19:32No.
19:34I'm going to be very open with you, Frank.
19:35Baxter's a very dangerous man.
19:37He killed a Boseman.
19:38We found the body underneath the ice cream pan.
19:41SHIT THE FUCK!
19:45Christ, I'm fucking dead!
19:48The dangerous crime of fuck!
19:52You've reached your destination.
19:58Shit.
19:59Shite.
20:01SHITE! SHITE! SHITE! SHITE!
20:03Bulls!
20:04This shit just got real, bro.
20:05He shot little Albert.
20:06Mum!
20:07What, the post, man?
20:09See?
20:10It's okay.
20:11He doesn't want to shoot children.
20:12Nah, nah.
20:13Incorrecto.
20:14You shot little Albert.
20:15You probably thought he was shooting a little kid.
20:17Everyone!
20:18You shot little Albert!
20:19Yo!
20:20You shot little Albert, everyone!
20:22He's killed him!
20:24Get him!
20:25Get him!
20:26Get him!
20:27Get him!
20:27Get him!
20:29Get him!
20:29Get him!
20:30Get him!
20:31Get him!
20:32No.
20:32No.
20:33No.
20:34No.
20:34No.
20:34You should have just gone.
20:37Well, they think I'm a murderer.
20:46So nobody's gone anywhere now.
20:50We were happy then, dear, weren't we?
20:54Roxy Music at the Apollo.
20:57September the 30th, 1982.
21:00First time I saw her and I knew it was destiny.
21:06She hitched all the way to Glasgow.
21:08Daft on Brian Ferry.
21:10Got something right though, big Brian?
21:13Love is the drug.
21:16Yours is like smack.
21:19Cause she wanted to be near to her mother.
21:22So I left my own mammy behind, moved south, did what she wanted.
21:26Well, you did your best.
21:27I did.
21:28Slash.
21:31Maybe we could go, Frank.
21:34Eh?
21:35Scotland.
21:36Take Stella on a holiday.
21:38I could pop in on your mammy biddy.
21:41Send you a love from prison.
21:43I thought you said there was nothing between you two.
21:46There isn't!
21:52Excuse me.
21:53Excuse me.
21:54Coming through.
21:55Where are you?
21:55Seeds delivery.
21:56Yes, guys.
21:57Hey, there's some guy over there renting seats out.
21:59Go grab one and sit down.
22:00Go on, the bevy's out first.
22:02You all right, kid?
22:04Yeah, we just gutted he can't be in there popping this guy.
22:08The little one will be okay.
22:10I'm saying a prayer.
22:12Excuse me.
22:13Stay around the waist!
22:15And the mother.
22:19And the mother.
22:21I've got the mother here.
22:22It's my baby in that house.
22:25Okay, come first.
22:30Oh, is that Stella's mum?
22:31Don't know.
22:32Doesn't matter.
22:33Don't think Stella is evil.
22:46I saw it on the news and I just had to get here.
22:48To my baby.
22:49You did the right thing.
22:51Got anything stronger?
22:53It can sometimes help if a relative, a mother in particular, makes a direct plea to the perpetrator.
23:00On the TV.
23:02On the phone.
23:03Ah, but sometimes on the TV.
23:05I'd do anything for little Stella.
23:07Have you got a recent photograph?
23:09It helps to visualise a good outcome.
23:12I've got one.
23:14It's on my phone, I think.
23:16Is this the swag that's got my daughter held at gunpoint?
23:19No, that's my business partner.
23:22I'm listening.
23:23How come you ended up on your own then?
23:25Not being as lucky as you.
23:27So no one special?
23:29Broken heart, you know.
23:30Look, shouldn't we try and get out of here?
23:32I mean, we're surrounded.
23:34You might as well surrender.
23:35Who was it that broke your heart?
23:40Well, there's only ever been one woman for me, same as you.
23:43Not the same woman, obviously.
23:45Who was she then?
23:47You dirty bitch.
23:49Oh, Trank's told me all about you.
23:51You tramp.
23:52Ladies, if we could just focus on what is it.
23:54Tramp?
23:57Monica?
23:59Monica.
24:01Yeah, Monica.
24:02My wife.
24:02You said she was a miserable old cow and he hoped she was dead.
24:06Well, that's the pain, talking.
24:08We've always been a bit like Burton and Taylor, me and Mon, you know.
24:12In my home, around my child.
24:15Take a look at yourself before you get up in my grill.
24:18Well, that's her.
24:19Yeah.
24:20You see?
24:22Destiny.
24:24What's he said?
24:25You tell me what he said.
24:38Baxter?
24:38No, it's Frank again.
24:40Yes, sir.
24:41Everything okay over there?
24:41Yeah, good.
24:43Baxter was wondering that we could have a chat about some of them, what do you call them?
24:50Demands.
24:50Demands.
24:54We are prepared to negotiate.
24:57I would really like to chat to Baxter though.
25:02No, he's not up for that.
25:04Okay.
25:05What are his demands?
25:07He's a good bloke, you know, as I was saying.
25:09And he's keen that...
25:13Go on.
25:14Well, he's keen that I see my wife.
25:17I mean, I totally understand if that's not possible.
25:19You know, it's a delicate business.
25:21You know...
25:22You see there?
25:24I'm here.
25:25I'm right here, baby.
25:30It will have to be a hostage swap.
25:33Make that clear to Baxter.
25:35We'll send the wee one.
25:37Yeah, that's fine.
25:38Yeah, we'll swap Stella for Monica.
25:40Can you turn some beers on?
25:42I've got too much trouble with you.
25:45You okay with this?
25:46You don't have to, you know.
25:48He is armed.
25:49I'll do anything for my baby.
25:53If Katie Price here is your best bet, those poor fuckers are body.
26:10I've got a very bad feeling about this.
26:13I'll do anything for my baby.
26:16This is how we negotiate.
26:18Give and take.
26:19She's fully briefed.
26:21It's all for my baby!
26:22Look at that!
26:24Look at that!
26:25Oh!
26:27Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:40Oh!
26:42Oh, oh!
26:42Oh, oh!
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh, whoa!
26:45Delos lo man up!
26:46Yeah!
26:53Batman Moore.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Come to Mummy, baby.
27:00Oh!
27:02She's got a cellar.
27:03Oh!
27:04I told you so, come on.
27:07She did.
27:09Mother did that thing.
27:10My goodness, you're all right.
27:12Oh!
27:13Tell her how to go.
27:16Come on.
27:17Come on.
27:17First shot, Mum.
27:19Stella, not you!
27:20Take it.
27:21No!
27:22No!
27:24Jesus Christ!
27:28They've missed!
27:30Stella's gone back inside!
27:33What?
27:34Frank!
27:36Shh!
27:38What the fuck was that?!
27:41Please?
27:42They're trying to kill me!
27:44Monica.
27:45Jesus Christ!
27:46What the fuck was that?!
27:48Well done, Ronnie.
27:49You've really surpassed yourself this time.
27:53Clear the streets.
27:54I want those fucking tramps out of there.
28:01The place looks good.
28:02For fuck's sake!
28:04You look...
28:05good.
28:06I hope you appreciate this.
28:08Thanks.
28:11I brought you these.
28:17Come away in.
28:19Away from the windows.
28:20Away from the windows.
28:21Fuck!
28:23Please.
28:24Ladies first, eh?
28:25Come on.
28:26Just keep my man in the fucking room.
28:28Go on.
28:29Go on.
28:30Play your cards, right?
28:32Something good can come out of all, let's see.
28:38We can do the paperwork later.
28:39I wanted noted immediately that I raised concerns about Monica Gallagher's suitability for a hostage swap and was overruled.
28:46Hardly overruled.
28:47Hardly overruled.
28:49The contretemps was entirely the result of your shock and awe approach!
28:54What happens now?
28:57We negotiate again.
28:59Though since DCI Veronica B. Johnson wholeheartedly destroyed our last attempt and not sure how successful they're going to be.
29:07I can't take it!
29:08Can you get her out of here, please, Mrs Totten?
29:11Mrs Totten, please.
29:12Okay, but we're witnesses to the fact that yous don't know your arse from your elbow.
29:17Let's go and get a proper drink.
29:22Remember this one, love?
29:23I'll go and get her out of here.
29:23You're the hell, is it?
29:33I'll fuck you.
29:41I'm fucking saying, you're bigger than me.
29:44I'll fuck you, come.
29:55I'm sorry to say this, but he's fallen into bad living without you, Monica
30:00I can see that
30:01Taken up with my wife here
30:04How could you do this to me?
30:06Er, this from the woman who took three years to get a loaf of bread, twice
30:11Sometimes things go wrong, but if it's meant to be, you'll find a way back
30:15It's failed
30:18So what have you got to say about her, eh, Frank?
30:23Errolie is a prostitute
30:25A whore
30:28My wife, the whore
30:30She's not even embarrassed
30:31I'm embarrassed of you
30:34So, Baxter thought it'd be good for me and you to get together
30:38And chat
30:42So, what have you got to say for yourself?
30:51I wasn't always the best husband
30:53Ha! I had a terrible life with him
30:56He never worked, he never lifted a finger to help with the kids
30:59He's working now, though, earning a crust, aren't you?
31:02Yeah, it's not much, though, man
31:03You know, he's practically minimum wage janitor in his school
31:07Don't do yourself down
31:09That's a good number
31:10Cancel pension
31:11Sorted for the future
31:14But there was the emotional cruelty, too
31:17A woman can't just forget that
31:21The neglect
31:25Go on, Frank
31:27Tell her how you feel
31:32I've come to realise
31:34I've made mistakes
31:36But
31:40You're the one
31:44My destiny
31:50Jesus, Lillian, we'll do it later
31:52He'll be here in a bit, though
31:54Okay?
31:55Richie
31:55He's the best Cajun musician in Manchester
31:58He's my boyfriend
32:00Look, they all like a bit of Cajun
32:06What's Anna making that muppy?
32:07She's got a boyfriend
32:09Lillian's lying, too, then, Mimi
32:11We've been through this
32:13It turns out there was a gunman
32:15But there was definitely no fire
32:16So Talia is a liar
32:19Even now, you can't just admit you were wrong
32:22Amazing
32:22Ugh
32:32Stella's in bed
32:33She's asleep
32:37This is nice
32:39See, dear
32:41That's how it should be
32:42A man and his wife
32:45Loving
32:46Tight
32:57We'll get through this, dear
32:59Even me
33:00Just like them
33:02We're not like them
33:06No, you're right
33:08They've got seven kids
33:10Seven kids to show for their love
33:12Maybe if you could've borne me some ways
33:14We would've been like that
33:16I don't know this one, Frank
33:17My mummy was so disappointed
33:19I'm not baron
33:21Very fertile, actually
33:24You're very fertile, too
33:25Yeah
33:26It's fine
33:27It's a night of truth
33:28Let's get it all out
33:30You knocked me up no less than seven times
33:32And seven times I thought about that little baby in my belly
33:36Your little baby
33:37Stop
33:38Just stop
33:41I went to the clinic
33:42And I said
33:43Get this thing out of me
33:58What are you doing?
33:59Checking she's okay
34:00Don't think he'd like you fiddling with her
34:02I'm not fiddling with him
34:03Checking she's not fucking dead
34:04Well, be calm
34:05If she was really
34:06After all them abortions
34:07It'd be better if you weren't yapping in me ear
34:09Are we only trying to help, Dr Gallagher?
34:12It's a shame he didn't fucking knock you out instead
34:14Frank
34:15Hey
34:24There has been a squeak for ten minutes
34:26Patience, one of me
34:28He's probably weighing up his option
34:30Deciding which one to shoot first
34:32Thanks to you, he's got an even bigger selection
34:35You may not agree with my methods
34:37But storming in there
34:38Has already derailed this operation
34:43Just because you fogged up the hostage swab
34:47Must have known he'd react badly
34:48Any father would
34:50Do you know what it took for me to get away?
34:53Well, no-one's saying you've got to go back to him
34:55Not permanently
34:56But there are ways of dealing with this kind of situation
34:58I will not go crawling back
35:02Look, love
35:02You may not be as pro-life as I am
35:05But I have had seven kids
35:07And I want to get out to see him
35:10Couldn't you just indulge his little fantasy long enough to get him shot
35:13On us to get out alive
35:20I'm not sure I can do this
35:23Look, I know it's hard
35:25But I can't see another way
35:51The idea of my baby
35:52So repulsive
35:55I lied
35:57There were no abortions
35:59I wish you loved me like I love you
36:05Cruel thing
36:05I do love you
36:08Fuck you
36:13She can't be much fun to be around
36:15Always feeling sorry for herself
36:20Her fucked-up psycho husband
36:22Is now seven abortions nearer
36:24Blowing all our heads off
36:25How exactly should she be acting?
36:27All right, no need to be snappy with me
36:32Look, try and relax
36:35I've been doing this tantric meditation
36:37It really helps
36:38Sorry, I'm a bit low on jaw sticks
36:40Let me just run
36:41You're on
36:42Oh, jeez, just get off
36:46Trying to keep morale up
36:49If I was home, I'd definitely shoot that Monica one
36:51I'd give myself defence
37:01It's been a bad day for all of us
37:03That what passes is an apology round here
37:06Could put a word in for you at the school
37:07Set up a meeting with the catering manager
37:11I don't want anything to do with your fucked-up, exploitative supplying God knows how many black markets, school, okay?
37:18You should be ashamed of yourself, making money out of a captive audience
37:21Not here, love
37:22Captives are over the road
37:25When you left
37:29I took the pills out of the bathroom
37:31I sat and I counted out one for each year we've been together
37:36Just want to end it
37:37What stopped you?
37:39So you're working now?
37:41Yeah, living the public sector dream
37:43You've done well for yourself
37:50Oh, God
37:51I'm sorry, Frank
37:53I think it must be delayed shock or something
37:56I reckon we're all into a bout of that
37:58I mean, supposing you're right
38:01Supposing this is the end
38:08Help me, Frank
38:10Let me feel love again
38:12Before I die
38:21Maybe this wasn't such a good idea
38:23Don't be daft
38:24Look how popular it is
38:25Lillian, there's a madman on the estate
38:27Everyone's been evacuated
38:28Alright, folks
38:29I'm going to play this one for the people of the Chatsworth
38:36It was me
38:38Anyone got a fucking problem?
38:52Alright
39:08He's singing to her
39:09Lord Jesus is building to the end
39:11You never sing to me
39:14Have I inadvertently locked myself in an asylum?
39:17I think it's romantic
39:18Yes!
39:20Look, I've come all this way to support you
39:22And you haven't said one nice thing to me all night
39:25Well, I'm sorry if I'm a bit distracted
39:28Might be to do with the gunman sitting in there
39:30Singing his final fucking serenade
39:34What you just did
39:36It meant a lot to tell you
39:38Flatulence, least of my worries today
39:40Not to mention Lillian organising a fucking hoedown
39:44People seem to be enjoying the distraction
39:52Try and make contact again
39:54Then we're going in
40:05We don't have much time
40:06Give yourself up, they won't hurt you
40:09You're going to put me away for a long time, sweetheart
40:11I'll wait for you
40:14I won't let them take you away from me
40:20Me and Dad need a bit of time alone
40:22Say no more
40:23We'll be on our way then
40:25Upstairs
40:26There
40:29I'm not sure this is a good idea
40:31Nobody asked you, pal
40:52This isn't right
40:55Well, we just have to make the best of it
41:00I meant dirt downstairs
41:02About to be raped at gunpoint
41:05She's a prostitute and she's married to him
41:08Just let him get his end away
41:09And then we can all get out of here
41:36Take first positions
41:45Incom!
41:47Incom!
41:47Come here, Vinnie!
41:49Try not to worry about it
41:52He hasn't actually shot anyone yet
41:56The postman, Little Albert
41:59Oh, yeah
42:00I forgot about him
42:03I read somewhere that fear can turn some people on
42:09I don't know about you, but I am very, very afraid
42:18Yeah, well
42:19Life or death situation
42:22Is bound to have an effect
42:43Fuck!
42:46Go! go! go!
42:47The gun!
42:48Yeah!
43:06Oh, Cleary!
43:07Oh, Cleary!
43:09How many tears will I cry now that I know I'm losing you?
43:17I can't double-warning you
43:21And no matter what you do
43:26You're still a part of me
43:30Even though I'm losing you
43:36I can't double-warning you
43:54Kill you to tidy up once in a while
43:56I'm suffering from post-traumatic distress disorder
44:07You said you'd make us a bruise
44:15Hey, you're back
44:18Come to say goodbye
44:19I let you off, then
44:22Self-defence
44:23So you say
44:25Thank
44:25I need a hand
44:27Yeah, just give us a minute
44:34She's not a permanent fixture
44:35Just stay and we can have things as they were
44:37I just wanted to give this to Stella
44:40I won't be here for your birthday
44:42But you can't open it till then
44:43I promise
44:48Where will you go?
44:49As best you don't know
44:54Come, I miss you
45:00Goodbye, Frank
45:04Frank!
45:07The more I think about it
45:09The more I think Gloria got it right
45:111978
45:15I will survive
45:24Because this is me
45:25Somebody new
45:27With a lot of love still left to give
45:34We all end up with the love we deserve
45:47Just might take some of us that bit longer to find it
46:03Frank, sparkling wine and some beer
46:05No, welcome back
46:06How have you been?
46:07Why'd you go somewhere?
46:08Frank
46:09Oh, for fuck's sake, Frank
46:11She's having a baby, you idiot
46:13I'm not the social
46:15I'm Fiona
46:15Your brother's Grim
46:18Did your mother call you?
46:19Just tell us who's dead, Dad
46:20I don't know how to stop him crying
46:22I'm not going to let this happen again
46:24I'm taking the kids
46:25What if it were your kids?
46:26Hiya, Kev
46:27How are you, Kev?
46:27Just need your help
46:29This is our chance
47:24I'm not going to let this happen again
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