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00:02Tickets this way for the Chotsworth Express!
00:06All of us Pikes making a mess of the lives they were given
00:11by him upstairs and kids there convinced
00:15aren't actually theirs.
00:17What sounds on earth could ever replace
00:21kids needing money or wives in your face?
00:24Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
00:26is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:31to calm us all down.
00:33Stop us going mental.
00:36These are Chotsworth the State's basic essentials.
00:40We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
00:44You shit on our heads.
00:46But you pay taxes.
00:51Imagine a Briton with our Chotsworth Buccaneers
00:55who come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:58Make poverty is cheap for drugs now!
01:02Make poverty is cheap for drugs now!
01:06He-he-he-he!
01:08Let's go!
01:10Bye!
01:20Now, most decisions are half-arsed.
01:23You know, like not drinking during the week,
01:25or showering every day,
01:27because you know deep down you're not going to go through with it.
01:33But, when a real decision is made,
01:36you can feel something different.
01:39Neurons forming, synapses firing,
01:42brain chemistry kicking in.
01:44Reality just needs to catch up with the mind
01:47that you've already made up.
01:49Never a strong point making me mind up.
01:54Till now.
02:02He's a good one, but they can't keep possession.
02:04Lot of defending still to do though.
02:06He's away from the defender now.
02:08The, uh...
02:09The support...
02:09Oh, nice one, Gandalf.
02:15Who's Gandalf?
02:16He's a 35-year-old business consultant from London.
02:19Danny set it up so Liam can talk to anybody online.
02:23Liam?
02:24Bed.
02:24In a minute, Deb.
02:25Oh, buddy.
02:26Get that lot over there.
02:27Come on.
02:28Come on, straight trick.
02:30What's going on?
02:31What are you doing?
02:33The fuck are you?
02:34Who the fuck are you?
02:35This is our house.
02:37Fuck.
02:37You've just kicked our door in.
02:39Our door?
02:40The council must have given us the wrong key.
02:42Wrong fucking house, you twat.
02:44Tracer.
02:51What's it say?
02:53It says we don't fucking live here.
02:55Jimmy?
02:56Alex.
02:57Start unpacking.
02:58I don't fucking think so.
03:04You see that little shit swing that punch?
03:06Like a chipper tooth.
03:08Where were you?
03:09Violence doesn't solve anything.
03:11I'll call in a favour with the boys down at the station.
03:13Get them kicked out first thing tomorrow.
03:16You should see the other girl.
03:18She tried to tongue-foo me.
03:20Now the dirty bitch is shopping online for a new fucking chin.
03:23Oh, don't you worry, Mum.
03:25I give up some.
03:26Even if I do go out, what the fuck have I got to go back to?
03:30A fucking Irish slap-head smack addict.
03:33I'd rather stay here.
03:35Don't say that, Mum.
03:37What are you talking about?
03:45What we doing here?
03:47Wait.
03:50What do you reckon?
03:52A bit old.
03:53I know, but she's fucking gagging for it.
03:56What are you doing?
03:57I'm fine on your licked.
03:59Are you gonna get them for the ketchup?
04:00All right, Hughie.
04:02All right, Lana.
04:03How's it going?
04:04This is Chez.
04:06Hiya.
04:07Maybe see you later then.
04:10Both of you.
04:15What the fuck was that?
04:25Joe's pressed charges against Mum for the assault.
04:28Let's go down the hospital and we kill him.
04:30Cap Capner.
04:31Fuck it.
04:32Oi, Chuckle Brothers.
04:33Be realistic.
04:35We are.
04:36Total Tony Soprano.
04:39Mi casa, su casa.
04:41But my home is your home.
04:43What?
04:44I'm gonna turn myself in right now.
04:46Oh!
04:48That sucker punched me.
04:50Why don't you fucking Westlife?
04:52The fuck do you mean?
04:53Westlife?
04:54I meant it as a compliment.
04:56Inoffensive.
04:58Unthreatening.
04:59Safe.
04:59Just fuck off.
05:00Yeah.
05:03Look, I don't care how long I get.
05:05I'll do it despite the bastard.
05:07Jamie, wait.
05:09I'll go see him.
05:10No, you fucking won't.
05:12Do I look like I want to?
05:14I'll go tomorrow.
05:35I'll go.
05:36Hiya, guys.
05:37You alright?
05:38Come on then, Dougie.
05:39Let's see if you've been practising your exercises.
05:45Oh!
05:47Never mind, love.
05:49Got as far as the door this time.
05:51I'll clean you up.
05:56What's going on?
05:57What do you think's going on?
05:58What about our old man?
05:59Isn't a taxi safe till five every morning?
06:04You're not still a virgin out of your chest?
06:06Fuck off!
06:07Fucking classic!
06:09Your first chef's in MILF.
06:10Oh, shit.
06:12Stuart, get the fairy liquid.
06:33You sure this is alright?
06:34Wouldn't have asked you round if it wasn't.
06:39You got nice eyes?
06:42I've got a condom in my wallet.
06:44No, love.
06:44Latex sends me into anaphylactic shock.
06:47It's alright.
06:48I'm on the pill.
07:11Can you hear that?
07:13What?
07:14Sounds like a kind of pulse beating or something.
07:17Can't you hear it?
07:21Am I plucking your cherry, Chesney?
07:24No.
07:25I've done it loads of times with...
07:29Yeah.
07:31You want my advice?
07:34Go like the clappers.
07:35Like you've got five seconds left to live.
07:44No.
07:46Oh!
07:47No!
07:52What about yeah?
07:52Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:54Oh!
08:04Duck to...
08:05water!
08:05Water.
08:07I could go again.
08:08No, no love.
08:09That were great.
08:10Just a job.
08:12Oh.
08:13Oh.
08:28It's a fucking shithole, ain't it old?
08:31Yeah, well it's our shithole.
08:47Mum could get five years.
08:51Take a seat.
08:59Hmm.
09:00Get back with me.
09:01What?
09:02Get back with me and I'll drop the charges.
09:07Gallant, innit?
09:08It's over.
09:09It's not.
09:09You're being a prick.
09:17Look me in the eye and tell me you don't love me.
09:24And I love you too.
09:26So sleep on it.
09:34So fucking sorry about this mix-up.
09:36Epic error.
09:37Basically, no rent's been registered on this place for six years, so the council just presumed
09:42it was empty.
09:43And then that, plus all the benefits you claim, well, the left hand had no idea what the right
09:48hand was doing.
09:49So I'm just like, Joseph, you've got to go round there and apologise.
09:52So, here I am.
09:54So where's your mum?
09:55Holiday.
09:58She got a mobile?
10:01Yeah.
10:02It's 0-9-2.
10:07Nine...
10:12Mum went AWOL about three months ago.
10:14We don't know where she is.
10:15Oh, I'm sorry.
10:17Look, it's been really difficult.
10:19Especially for little Liam and Carl.
10:21Who looks after the kids?
10:23I do.
10:24Well, we all help, but mainly me.
10:30How old are you, sweetheart?
10:31I'm nearly 17.
10:32But since mum's gone, dad has been brilliant.
10:36For the last time, Debbie!
10:38Will you keep your piss-head of a father out of my shop?
10:41I'm sick of finding him looking at porn and drinking Bailey's.
10:44Malibu.
10:46Who's this?
10:48Social.
10:50Oooh!
10:52I oogie boogie boogie boogie.
10:54Fucking chissy-banging, child-catching.
10:59Come and get here, I slull his kiddywinks.
11:21How long have you been married?
11:23Probably about as long as you've been alive.
11:26Why do you do it?
11:28What sort of question is that?
11:31I don't know.
11:33I do it because it makes me feel wanted.
11:36About enough for you.
11:38Sounds fake.
11:44You're smarter than the other kids, you know that.
11:46What do you want to do with your life?
11:50Probably drive a cab or something.
11:52You've got your old life to screw up before that.
11:55No, I see you more as a lawyer or something.
12:00Or a porn star.
12:04I love my husband.
12:06And I like sex.
12:08And that's all there is to this.
12:10Right.
12:32You know, I'm dead embarrassed about the way you saw me yesterday.
12:35Must have had some dodgy volavance or something the night before.
12:40I think I understand, Frank.
12:44Oh, good.
12:45So we're on the same page.
12:48Friday?
12:53How's it going?
12:55Fine.
12:57You?
13:02There's one way you can go for a drink round here.
13:09I know what it's like.
13:11Do you?
13:12Yeah, I do.
13:13I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
13:15And my oldest has just gone to uni.
13:18Talk like a day over 30.
13:19Well, I'm 33.
13:20You do the maths.
13:22Join the social to help families, not split them up.
13:26And this is a good family, I can tell.
13:28Liam's great and Stella's healthy.
13:31I mean, the assessment isn't going to be glowing, but it'd be alright.
13:35Nothing to worry about.
13:37And you've obviously caught fucking brilliantly since your mum left.
13:41First time she left, I was ten years old and terrified.
13:46Second time, I was over the moon.
13:49She should be in prison for crimes against maternity.
13:53Well, the good news is, you're entitled to a bit more cash, because of single parent circumstances.
13:58So, I'll drop some forms in.
14:00And we're going to get Stella into daycare and sort the house out a bit.
14:05But the most important thing of all is to help you get a life.
14:09I've got a life.
14:10If you've got a fella.
14:12Right.
14:13Well, next time I come round, if you haven't got at least three fellas on the go, then I really
14:17am going to interfere.
14:19But don't get knocked up, because then you're fucked.
14:32Hey, Mandy.
14:33Hello, love.
14:35I just thought you should know.
14:37Been debating whether to tell you, but I don't know if I should.
14:40It's about me and Karen.
14:42Wait, is that...
14:43Oh, shit.
14:44Sorry, Karen.
14:45I meant to call Mandy.
14:47Give Mandy a nudge in the right direction.
14:49Use your smart...
14:52What's that?
14:56Jamie!
14:59I fucking knew it!
15:06What's happened?
15:09He said he'll drop the charges.
15:12If I get back with him.
15:13Oh.
15:14Okay, that's it.
15:15Jamie.
15:16There's a simple option.
15:18What?
15:18Do as he says.
15:19Oh.
15:20Oh.
15:20Give it a couple of days.
15:21Act like I'm thinking about it.
15:23Take it slow.
15:24Say I want him to get therapy.
15:26Make it convincing.
15:27He drops the charges.
15:29Mum gets out.
15:30And then I'll leave him.
15:33And you think you won't see that coming?
15:34I don't think she'll have trouble being convinced.
15:38That came out wrong.
15:39No.
15:39It came out right.
15:40You won't dump him.
15:41You think him holding me mum over a barrel makes no wanting back?
15:44Makes him more attractive?
15:46We're just worried for you, Amanda.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Well, it's insulting.
15:49Give me some respect.
15:51This is the only way.
15:53Short of another Maguire going to jail.
15:56Okay?
16:17Two shots.
16:20Fucking wanker.
16:25Two beers, please, love.
16:26One more time.
16:27One more time.
16:28One more time.
16:28Well, go after this.
16:32Let's fight back, please.
16:49Karen's doing my head in.
16:51Everyone is.
16:53All giving me this fucking look.
16:56What look?
16:57The one you're doing right now.
16:59I've already dumped him.
17:01This is just going to be a repeat performance.
17:08Where are you two off to, then?
17:09Social have officially asked me to get Debbie laid.
17:12Max!
17:14You should come, man.
17:15Keeping me company.
17:16Suit yourselves.
17:18Back late.
17:22Now, I've already made me decision, Ian.
17:25Can we please just change the subject?
17:31What's wrong, Ches?
17:32I can't.
17:33Why?
17:34I saw you with your husband.
17:36So?
17:40Where are you going?
17:42I can't do this.
17:44It's too fucking weird.
17:56Hey, I give you a 20.
17:58You gave me a 10-er.
17:59No, no, no.
18:00I definitely give you 20 because I only took 20s out.
18:02Didn't I, Debs?
18:07Bearing in mind, it comes out of my pocket with the tills down.
18:10And my wage is the only money that comes into the house.
18:13And I've got me mam and baby sister to look after.
18:17The best is on you.
18:20Was it a 20, Debs?
18:23I thought not.
18:26Cheers, mate.
18:29Cheers, mate.
18:36Fair compromise?
18:40Do you really have to look after your mum and little sister?
18:43Yeah.
18:43All spare in love and warmth.
18:46And scamming.
18:47Right?
19:03Hey, you're up.
19:05Made you coffee, Anity.
19:08Wasn't sure which you preferred.
19:10You off class today?
19:12Class?
19:13Yeah, English.
19:15Oh.
19:17You know, the student, I am Mark.
19:22No, I remember your name.
19:24Just not how I got here.
19:26Good night, love.
19:28Apparently.
19:29If you're walking like a cowboy, see him again.
19:33All right, Leo, get out of the car now!
19:36Leo, get out of the car now!
19:38You're taking him!
19:39Leo, get out of the car now!
19:41Get out of the car now!
19:43Leo, get out of the car now!
19:45Leo, get out of the car now!
19:48Police!
19:48Leo, get out of the car now!
19:51What the fuck were you?
20:06I told you I was going out.
20:07You didn't say you were staying out.
20:09Fucking Josie came to drop off forms, heard Stella crying,
20:12Dad were passed out on the floor, and Liam was holding the baby.
20:15None of us were here.
20:16You two were in charge.
20:18Don't blame me.
20:19When I left here this morning, Carl was here.
20:21Well, you should have rang.
20:21I lost my phone.
20:22Well, that's not my fault.
20:31Tragedy.
20:32Tragedy.
20:35Words cannot express.
20:42Oh, I see where this is going.
20:45Well, it sounds to me like you were out getting laid.
20:48You scottled off back to your palace, and you're just a dopey bastard.
20:52And where have you been for the last 25 years?
20:54This would never have happened before.
20:56What does that mean?
20:56It means that Fiona would have kept it together.
21:04You're a cunt.
21:17You're a cunt.
21:32You lied.
21:34Come on, Debbie.
21:35Let's go somewhere else.
21:36Where?
21:37To the pub like mates.
21:39Go out and have fun, you said.
21:41Why, so you could take my brother and sister?
21:43Why do you even bother telling me about your son going to uni?
21:51Have you even got a son?
21:57Don't you dare.
21:58I trusted you.
22:01I trusted you.
22:22I trusted you.
22:32Debbie?
22:39She's just amazed.
22:42Are you okay?
22:44Yeah, I'm fine.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:48I don't know why I came.
22:51Debbie, wait.
22:54No, really.
22:56My mistake.
23:02Sometimes sex is just sex.
23:07What's going on?
23:08Chesna's seeing this girl who's shagging every bloke, left, right and centre.
23:11Don't take it to her.
23:13You should be out there doing the same.
23:15I really liked her.
23:16You still like her?
23:19Yeah, but she's messed up.
23:21Here's the secret, Ches.
23:23You don't have to love somebody to shag them.
23:25In fact, sometimes it's better.
23:40Ches?
23:46I'm sorry about last night.
23:47I'm fine with it.
23:48I don't get why you do it.
23:50I don't mind.
23:52Can we carry on?
23:53No!
23:54Oh, come on.
23:54I'm ready.
23:55It's like this all day.
24:04Look, I'm sorry, love.
24:06I'll come back later.
24:12He knows.
24:13This is fucking bizarre.
24:15You're a freak.
24:16You're young to let me give you some advice.
24:19Don't judge people.
24:46She's gone to see him.
24:49What do you reckon?
24:50I reckon the women in the family are braver men than I am.
24:52What are you talking about?
24:53I should have just turned myself in.
24:57I should never even have let Mandy go back and see him.
25:03I'm glad you didn't.
25:08Kazza, same again.
25:10You've had enough, Frank.
25:11I haven't started yet.
25:16Go home to your kids, Frank.
25:20I'm not serving you.
25:31Frank!
25:32She's told you.
25:34Get back!
25:34Get thee behind me, Satan!
25:38Who won't serve me?
25:42Where's her?
25:43When did she get her so juicy?
25:45Fucking wag one of it.
25:48Gangster's mole.
25:49He's not much of a fucking gangster, is he?
25:52He jumped up Michael Flatulence, Lord of the Ring,
25:55beasted him.
25:56What the dick?
26:02Go on, take me dignity.
26:04Take it now.
26:06Take it.
26:07Take me kids.
26:08Bastards.
26:09Let me fucking kiddos are all gone.
26:15Two for one this week.
26:20I have always been right fucking there for my kids.
26:24What about me?
26:26What I've been through.
26:28What's left?
26:31They've all gone.
26:33So, what is left for me?
26:42I've been through.
26:46Right.
26:47Okay.
26:49They can keep Liam and Stella in custody for three days.
26:52Then if they get a court order, they can keep them for another eight.
26:55Can we see them?
26:57Supervised.
26:58But they can't call.
27:00But I mean Liam can't.
27:01And we can't call him.
27:03Bastards.
27:05It's my worst nightmare to be taken away.
27:07Liam's strong.
27:08It'll be all right.
27:12What is this her?
27:14I just came to say I'm sorry.
27:16Oh, how cute.
27:17Now she wants to say sorry.
27:19Why don't you fuck off and ease your conscience somewhere else?
27:43We take it slow.
27:45You get therapy.
27:47You stay in here.
27:49Come here.
28:02Give it a kiss.
28:11Even if you're going through with this for effect.
28:14Just to get me to drop the charges.
28:18It's okay.
28:22All I want is another chance.
28:40I'm sorry.
28:54Yes, mate.
28:55Girls are loud.
28:56I fucking do them all over.
28:58Which one do you like most?
28:59Hmm?
29:00Oh, er...
29:01The...
29:02The first song.
29:03Song?
29:04Which girl, you dick?
29:06It's a lot of proper puffs sometimes.
29:08Shut up.
29:09You used to wank over Hanson before you found out they were blokes.
29:12Shut the fuck up about that.
29:12You did, didn't you?
29:13Didn't you?
29:14Jesus.
29:17How'd it go?
29:20Uh-oh.
29:25I'm going to give him another go.
29:26For real.
29:27Oh, when did everything get so fucking fucked?
29:33Could we do this somewhere else?
29:35No!
29:36Because then everybody won't be able to see how fucking stupid you're being.
29:40Look, you stop humiliating me.
29:42Toilets.
29:43No.
29:51How fucking dare you!
29:53You think this is easy for me?
29:54No, I just think you lied to us.
29:56Cool it, Mickey.
29:57I'll leave him be.
29:58You ought to have punched an hole in his head.
29:59That's the point well made.
30:01I want no midnight visits.
30:03No brotherly protection.
30:06If you do anything to me and Kate, you'll leave.
30:08You got that.
30:10You got that.
30:12You're an idiot.
30:13And so are you.
30:14And you.
30:15God, all the people who should be together are breaking up.
30:18And all the people who should be tied to fucking radiators to be kept apart are getting together.
30:22What have I done?
30:23Karen blatantly wants you back.
30:26And if you're an half a bollock, you'd have leapt over that bar and fucking claimed off.
30:30I need moral advice from you.
30:31Well, don't take it then.
30:32Let your marriage go down the shitter if that's what you want.
30:34But remember to tell your face you're strong, silent and happy to lose the only woman who's ever or ever
30:39will love you.
30:40You're not going too far.
30:41We're not firing off!
30:48Amanda, you get back with that cancerous turd.
30:52And I'll be the one fucking leaving.
30:56Too many smarties before lunchtime.
31:00Takes after us, mother.
31:10I didn't go there to give in.
31:12Take him back.
31:16I need a mate, Karen.
31:21Adam, here.
31:25Get yourself started.
31:27Come back down, yeah?
31:30God.
31:31Just black circles.
31:34Look like a panda.
32:01You're my wife.
32:02I'm tired of being away from you.
32:04I'm going to fuck your brains up right now.
32:09Ross.
32:15Does everyone have to watch?
32:27Where the fuck?
32:32Hello?
32:36Is anybody there?
32:39Hello?
32:40Hello?
32:42Hello?
32:42Hello?
32:45Hello?
32:50Hello?
32:55How the hell...
33:00Hello?
33:06Who are you? Where are you taking me?
33:09Outside.
33:11I call the police!
33:13I'm not going anywhere!
33:17All right, this is how it works, does it?
33:21A human being seeks sanctuary and you pummel him.
33:24You put me outside and my next move is the bottom of the canal, mate.
33:29I swear to God.
33:34I just need someone to talk to you.
33:52Lorna!
33:54We're not allergic to latex.
33:57Cos if you were, you wouldn't have all those washing up gloves.
34:01Which means you're not allergic to condoms.
34:04You want a baby and Reggie can't.
34:06You got all that from washing up gloves.
34:10Said you were smart.
34:11Doesn't he mind?
34:12He wants one too.
34:13What about IVF or something?
34:14We tried.
34:16You get one free pop and then it's 16 grand a go.
34:19We're docked.
34:20Don't you think we tried?
34:22Been on the list for years.
34:22Why us lot?
34:24Cos if it happened, none of you lot would hang around.
34:26I might.
34:28I'm sorry I said what I said.
34:35Chez?
34:36Do us a favour.
34:38Tell your mates not to come round anymore.
34:40Why?
34:41I'm pregnant.
34:45Wait!
34:46Whose is it?
34:47It's mine!
35:09What's that smell?
35:11You puke on your shirt.
35:28What?
35:29You think I want to make love to you?
35:31I don't want to make love to you.
35:34Sod it.
35:36I'm cocking the mouse to be the perfect nightcap to this fuck-awful day.
35:45We could have a drink.
35:48What?
35:49You think just because I'm Polish I drink?
35:51I work.
35:53Okay.
35:59Mwhm.
36:01Mwhm.
36:03Mwhm.
36:05Mwhm.
36:07Mwhm.
36:07Mwhm.
36:08Mwhm.
36:09Mwhm.
36:09Mwhm.
36:10Mwhm.
36:10Mwhm.
36:10Mwhm.
36:11Mwhm.
36:12Mwhm.
36:24hey you things are good joe
36:29mandy's give you another chance
36:31me and jamie are back together
36:33stop this
36:36what are you gonna do
36:39are you gonna kill me
36:41is there a gun in your handbag
36:44just did mandy in this bed
36:47do you two complete the set
36:50like old times
36:56how's your head
36:59hey
37:01i don't know how you do it
37:05you beat her up
37:07and she still wants to come back to you
37:10but you're getting a second chance
37:11so you count yourself the luckiest man alive
37:15for now
37:17because if my sister so much as stubs a toe
37:21in your presence
37:23i'll cut off your head
37:26i'll film it
37:28i'll stick it on youtube
37:31and i will hop
37:32skip and jump
37:34into prison
37:39what are you two doing here
37:40came to give him something
37:57jane's pissed on it
38:04did i miss a meeting
38:06what are you doing there
38:08game to scare the butt
38:09it's dealt with dad
38:14hello boys
38:19quadril hydrate
38:21untraceable
38:21just let me stick it
38:25what's the fucking point
38:26take a deep breath
38:31no i've got it
38:48come on
38:49let's go get pizza
39:11you tell
39:12i threatened to tell that lot
39:14about what happened
39:17i'll just tell them you've been hitting mandy
39:20even if you haven't
39:22get it
39:24that 40 grand you lent me
39:28mine
39:30right
39:36aww
39:36welcome back to the family
39:39i'll just go and tell the nurse you've just soiled yourself
39:41oh god
39:49and i have big feelings
39:52and i am articulate about them
39:55it's like there's a stalactite
39:58that hangs hard and cold from my heart
40:02to the pit of my stomach
40:04and i am cold inside
40:05oh stop fucking moaning will you
40:09you're all lonely
40:11i'm lonely
40:12we're all fucking lonely
40:14frank you don't know what real loneliness is
40:17oh i don't
40:21today
40:24the social took my kids away
40:30and some random security guard
40:34is the only person in this whole world
40:37i've got to talk to about it
40:41well i would have if i could get a fucking word in edgewise
40:47they took your children
40:50why
40:58can you get them back
41:02well what am i gonna do
41:05sober up
41:07roll over and play dad
41:11i haven't got the fucking
41:16will
41:18you live with your children
41:20then you don't know what loneliness is
41:24i would give anything to have
41:26what you have frank
41:29what do i have
41:33spit show frank
41:36what does that mean
41:39doesn't mean i love you does it
41:41where you going
41:46for a shit
42:03it's all my fault
42:05oh bollocks
42:07i went out
42:08had a good time
42:10and now they're gone
42:12and the worst thing is
42:14is when i realised that they were gone
42:17a part of me
42:20a part of me was glad that i didn't have to take care of him
42:26now liam can't even call us
42:30he can't even call me to see how scared he must be
42:36Stella has no idea where she is
42:39debbie i'm going in for a hug and i don't care what you say
42:50one thing though
42:51she was only doing it to get pregnant
42:53why did she give dougie a blowjob
42:55did she let me do it up the arse once
43:01don't judge huey
43:13debbie get up here
43:14chase one minute
43:16it's liam
43:21it's liam
43:27liam
43:28liam
43:28liam are you okay
43:31he's okay
43:32where are you
43:34he's in stockport
43:36oh liam we miss you so much
43:39oh look everyone's here say hi
43:40liam
43:41liam
43:43don't look at me like that
43:47at least now you've all got a sporting chance
43:52not that you need it
43:57you all turned out
43:58just
44:03stunning
44:08i always thought that you can't be mine
44:14but that you can't be your mum's either
44:21and you're all leaving
44:28abilia
44:28liam
44:32than the fuck they come to visit
44:34and before you know it
44:41I didn't count.
44:43I did a bit.
44:49And then what have I got?
44:59You're my life's work.
45:04My sistine chubby.
45:08You might be better off without me, but I'm fucked without you.
45:18And there it was.
45:20That feeling.
45:23Neurons forming.
45:25Synapses firing.
45:27Brain chemistry kicking in.
45:29A decision being made like fucking granite.
45:34Stella!
45:39Leon!
45:52I want a bit of respect.
45:54What for?
45:55Filling your veins with shite.
45:57Damn, it's me!
45:57You coming back here could fuck up everything I've got.
46:00I love you.
46:01So what is it? A bit of slap and tickle?
46:02It's a bit more complicated than that.
46:04You said you killed yourself.
46:05It was the only way I could think of getting you out of the mess that I'd made.
46:08Some rich eccentric poppy's clogs after slotted you on.
46:11Not fifteen anymore.
46:12You took her without permission.
46:14Which means, effectively, you've kidnapped Stella.
46:16Now take the weight on the bones.
46:18Of your feet.
46:21Of your feet.
46:22It's killing.
46:46It's killing you.
46:51It's killing you.
46:52You can't do that.
47:11Norma, please! It's six in the morning. Just one more call.
47:22I'll see you next time.
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