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00:02Tickets this way for the Chopsworth Express!
00:06All of our spikies making a mess of the lives they were given
00:11by him upstairs, and kids there convinced
00:15aren't actually theirs.
00:17What sounds on earth could ever replace
00:21kids needing money or wives in your face?
00:24Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
00:26is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:31to calm us all down.
00:33Stop us going mental.
00:36These are Chopsworth the State's basic essentials.
00:40We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
00:44You shit on our heads.
00:46But you pay the taxes.
00:52Imagine a Briton with all Chopsworth Buccaneers
00:55who come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:58Make poverty is cheap for drugs now!
01:02Make poverty is cheap for drugs now!
01:07He-he-he-he!
01:08Let's go!
01:10Bye!
01:18Age of enlightenment, age of reason, age of Aquarius.
01:23It's always the age of something.
01:25We live in the information age.
01:28Internet, satellite, cable.
01:31Oh!
01:32Are you sure that's your most respectable girl?
01:35Me black tights are laddered.
01:37I have to bid the laundry basket for these.
01:40Right, she got a bit of...
01:42Fuck me stockings.
01:43And a bit of tit on display always brings a smile at a funeral.
01:48Quality information is at a premium,
01:50and those who have it want to hold on to it.
01:53Because information is dangerous.
01:56Hey!
01:57You told me St Martin's.
01:59Oh, did I?
02:01Oh, I meant St Mark's.
02:03You wrote it down.
02:04Well, you'll only get pissed and embarrass us.
02:07Who the fuck are you to censor where I go and don't go?
02:10Is there any chance you might be slightly overreacting, Mr G?
02:13You straighten your gutter, then I'll listen to what you've got to say.
02:15I am the head of the house, I should be told!
02:16Told what?
02:17Everything!
02:18Where, who, why, when, where!
02:21Yeah!
02:21My role is to listen, advise, support, people look to me.
02:25Oh, it's a point and laugh.
02:27You only bothered cos the chance of a free drink flashed in front of your eyes.
02:29To pay my respects!
02:31I knew Theresa before you were even a teardrop in me trousers.
02:36And as for the free drink, well, you know, every cloud.
02:44You alright?
02:46Indigestion.
02:47That fucking curry that Yvonne gave us last night, I had it on me chips.
02:51Vonne didn't do a curry last night.
02:53And what was that green stuff on the stove, then?
03:06Can't think.
03:22Why?
03:24Why?
03:25The Number 5
03:37My patience is being sorely fucking tested.
03:41Good.
03:45Morning
03:46Oh my god
03:48You weren't
03:49Don't be ridiculous
03:53Did you get your undies from the washing basket?
03:55Yes
03:55There's caustic soda in the crotch
04:05Piss off
04:06You open in five
04:08I need to get away anyway
04:18Morning
04:18Yeah
04:24We should at least try and be civil to one another
04:27I haven't kicked you out ever
04:33You look nice
04:37Hey beautiful
04:38All set
04:50Still don't see how come I can't go to this funeral
04:53Don't want to spoil your innocence by parting out and doing the worm food one day
04:57Besides
04:59I need your help backing all this
05:0115 quid some saddles willing to pay for that
05:03All set's worth a couple of hundred
05:05One geek selling crap to another geek
05:07Not exactly what the internet was invented for
05:09Are you calling me a geek?
05:11Have you looked in the mirror lately?
05:14What are you going to do with all the money?
05:16Add it to the pot
05:17Whatever I get for the house
05:18Set me up
05:27We've been over this wee man
05:29There's nothing for me on the chat
05:31It's worth
05:32I was having a riot in a beef until Danny
05:35Happened
05:41On behalf of all Teresa's family
05:44I'd like to thank you all for coming
05:46And drink your fill in her blessed memory
05:54Grub's good
05:55I've no eating since breakfast
05:56It sounds not bad either
06:00You're mooching at a funeral
06:03Where's all that go?
06:05I've got Johnny Vegas locked in me attic
06:19Must be fate
06:20I asked Grandma, I made it
06:21Nobody knew who you were
06:22Thought I'd lost you
06:24Yeah, here I am
06:31Is it my turn to say something?
06:34Or you want me to fuck off?
06:38So?
06:39She was my grandmother
06:40On my dad's side
06:46He shoots his goals
06:48She's come round for a drink later
06:50It's weird though
06:51I keep getting a feeling
06:51That I know from somewhere
06:52You do?
06:54She dragged her about three months ago
06:56After Abba night at the jockey
06:57Well, she didn't say it out
06:59Maybe she don't remember
07:03Nice of you to bring the family, Frank
07:05Her kids will appreciate that
07:08Dragged them out of bed, Algie
07:10Least I could do
07:11Teresa was one of a kind
07:13I didn't know you were so close
07:18When I was 15
07:20Trees would be
07:22Pushing about 40
07:25But
07:26She's still fit, you know
07:29Breasts like
07:32Hindenburgs
07:34Pointing skyward
07:36Lush heart-shaped ass
07:38She rode me raw, Algie
07:41She initiated me
07:43In the pearls of the flesh
07:46It was a two-way street
07:47Old Tommy
07:49He wasn't, you know
07:51Ebbing-flavoured pan
07:55Sorry, Algie
07:56Is that me?
07:57It was curry last night
08:07Testing, one, two
08:08Who the fuck is that, idiot?
08:19How could she not remember?
08:20He didn't remember her
08:24Oh, come on
08:26Oh, God
08:28Coming down fucking straight, Zio
08:32I know this might be a bit arse about tit
08:35Seeing as we've already spent the night together
08:37But maybe I could take you for a drink sometime
08:42Are you asking me out at your gran's funeral?
08:44By all accounts, grandma's a bit of a gover
08:46I'm sure she's the proof
09:06Well, I can hardly stop now
09:27You're a puff
09:28Your ringtone is Copacabana
09:33And you pluck your eyebrows
09:35Yeah, that's...
09:36That's just personal grooming
09:38You saw The Sound of Music three times when it was in Manchester
09:41Yeah, it's...
09:43It's a morality tale
09:49Did Kyle tell you?
09:51I used my own amazing powers of deduction
09:57You know that Ian is also a homosexual
10:01Oh, I've seen his membership card
10:02Got a proposition for you
10:06Hey!
10:07Do you think I've gone too far?
10:10The eyebrows
10:11Some might say not far enough
10:18I've never seen you cut once
10:20Since I met you
10:21I can follow a recipe, thank you
10:23I'm not a complete idiot
10:24Get them sat round the table
10:26We'll have to talk
10:29What are you doing?
10:30Loss adjuster from the insurance comes tomorrow
10:33All my invoices have been mended
10:35Unreadable due to water damage
10:36So I have to estimate
10:38We don't sell electrical goods
10:39Of course we do, Stanley
10:41All my stock has been tragically decimated in this fire
10:44There's a skip down on Rayburn Common
10:46Go see what you can find
10:48Every piece of crap I drag in
10:49I get tenner
10:51What are you doing?
10:54I need thirty quid
10:57Is that a problem?
11:02I'm scrounging through skips
11:03Doing this to my nails
11:04And he can take what he wants
11:06What do you want doing with these?
11:07Kick the fuck out of him
11:08Macram is reduced
11:09Put on what fire stock
11:23What was Debbie's quote?
11:26The single most humiliating day of my life
11:29And that's saying something, Frank
11:31Well, I've had a dicky tummy, see
11:33And
11:39Even when you genuinely try to do right
11:41You still fuck it up, don't you?
11:43I'm cursed
11:45Like it was Glenn Odell
11:46In a previous life or something
11:48Just listen sometimes
11:51I do
11:51I'm not talking about the gaps in between
11:53What you want to say
11:54I mean really listen
11:57It's an undervalued skill
12:04It's the best going
12:05Endure the wrath of Debbie
12:08No, she's not there
12:09They're down the joggy
12:11Yvonne's got the little one
12:18Despite your reasonable tone and helpful advice
12:21I still fucking hate you
12:22Of course
12:32Do you like it then?
12:36Four hours that took
12:38It's a lovely surprise
12:39Thank you, son
12:42Did you
12:43Follow the recipe to the letter?
12:47Oh
12:49Proper good cook, Frank
12:50The straight front book of it
12:52Said add sugar
12:53But you don't add sugar to hot food, do you?
12:56So you replaced it with
12:57Mango chutney
12:59I like getting curried and that
13:03Mango bolognese
13:06Yeah
13:07Delicious
13:12Pass the salt, please, Mimi
13:15Certainly
13:20Oops
13:23Can we have the room, please?
13:29You mean you to get out?
13:30Mm
13:38This stops now
13:42Her name was Maureen
13:44Don't you fucking dare
13:45I will not live like this
13:46If it's all out in the open
13:47I've got nothing left hanging over me
13:49I don't want to know
13:50You fucking diddy
13:53Maureen
13:54And I fell head over heels for her
13:56Like an imbecilic schoolboy
13:57Don't ask why
13:58Cos I don't know
13:59Something lacking at home, maybe
14:01A marriage
14:02Long gone stagnant
14:04Certainly
14:05But I am not the betraying kind, Mimi
14:07Never have been
14:09Throughout our marriage
14:10This woman
14:13She had something
14:19And I fell
14:20Had something
14:24Did she?
14:27She was special
14:29Or she?
14:40You crossed a line, Paddy
14:42You should have left it unsaid
14:44You fucking Irish
14:51Don't fucking stop
14:55I don't want her with a sad story
15:01Deceitful
15:03Fucking excuse
15:04For a man
15:05A real man
15:06But stung by his family
15:09Stung by his wife
15:22I'm okay
15:31He's got us over at Barrow
15:41What do you think you're doing?
15:43Your mum's in there
15:43Put it back on
15:44And don't let the door hit
15:45Your fat arse on the way out
15:48If you value your bollocks, lads
15:49I suggest you make an exit
15:51Now
15:55You're a fucking crook and a liar
15:56And so she
15:57Your mum and dad were trying to protect you
15:58They were looking after the money
16:00Told us our dad was dead
16:01Cos it's always about the money
16:03That's not true
16:03What do you know?
16:04You're only here
16:05Cos she's so desperate
16:06She'll shag anything
16:10Well I'm sorry
16:13I'll do whatever I fucking like
16:15I'm sorry
16:21We need to talk
16:28Like a match under me
16:29You could deep fry
16:30I'd have come my arms
16:30I've shared room with him for long enough
16:32I think I know what his tastes are
16:33What and they're stuck in 1983, aren't they?
16:38I'm fucking starving
16:39Does anyone fancy?
16:42Sorry
16:44Needed the tape
16:48There's four rolls on the table
16:52Oh yeah, so there is
16:54Pizza
16:54I'm going for pizza
16:55No anchovies
16:58No anchovies
16:58Make me gag
17:09Good day
17:11Brilliant
17:14It was really wonderful with her
17:16And me
17:18But you know him in the biblical sense
17:20Any good?
17:23I don't remember
17:24Don't remember?
17:27Well not even
17:29She wouldn't know
17:30Never seen it
17:32Nothing happened
17:34Debbie was in the whole fifth state to go home by herself
17:36Since her mate had fucked off
17:39I slept on the floor
17:41He didn't even cop a feel
17:43While she were out with it
17:43Max
17:4599 blokes out of 100 would
17:47If he didn't
17:48That makes him weird
17:50Same again
17:51Oh yes, ta
17:58Tracy Parson
18:00Psychology student
18:01I picked his pottery on weekends
18:02All coming back to her then?
18:04No, not a fucking clue
18:05Just ask her direct
18:06She wouldn't need to
18:06Look, I'm a really good shag me
18:09Max, tell her
18:11I'm an open-minded girl
18:12But talking to your sister
18:14About the ins and outs of shaggy news
18:15Is a little bit creepy
18:16Even for me
18:28Pie and a pampers, Frank
18:31Oh, ha ha
18:32Very fucking droll
18:33Just answer your calling
18:34And pull us a pint
18:37That was my grandmother's funeral this morning
18:39For the fuck's sake
18:40Fuck
18:43So, sorry
18:44Well, that wasn't deliberate
18:45But I didn't
18:49Fine
18:50Shit in a bush
18:51Shouts one stranger
18:52And suddenly everyone's
18:54Judge, jury
18:54Of fucking execution
19:10You're getting it on your vest
19:16This is fucking humiliating
19:17I look like a refugee
19:19Out of a shit boy band
19:21Your seduction techniques are crap
19:23I'm only ten
19:25Yeah, well
19:26You'll always be single
19:27If this is the best you can do
19:33What are you up to?
19:36Ah, ah, ah, ah
19:42Any better?
19:44Much
19:45Still gonna flow that pillock
19:47Next time I see him
19:49You can't
19:53He's my dad
19:57Why didn't you say?
19:58Well, cos I didn't want to spoil things
20:00Thought you'd lie all day instead
20:01I didn't lie
20:02Yeah, you didn't tell the truth
20:03He got pissed at a funeral
20:04It's not a crime
20:04Blakening my granny's reputation
20:05Isn't in the best taste though
20:07It takes two
20:07He was only fifteen
20:10I can't believe you're defending him
20:12Against the likes of you
20:14Always
20:21It's a cold night, Frank
20:23Someone tells us you're not
20:25Socialising out here by choice
20:27So you're not socialising out here by choice
20:32What a day, eh?
20:34Lucky white heaven
20:37Don't bother coming home tonight
20:39You're an embarrassment
20:42It wasn't my fault
20:44No, Dad
20:44It never is
20:46Never
20:46Yet it always
20:48Always
20:48Fucking happens
20:53Told you
20:54Try listening
20:58You can always
20:59Spoon in with me
21:00I'll get a bed
21:01Very popular, I am
21:14Hello
21:17Vaughn
21:19So it wasn't a scam
21:21It wasn't done to hurt you
21:23We had to fake your Dad's death
21:25To protect all of us
21:26We have to continue on
21:28Just like before, Mina
21:31I'm going to bed
21:32Good to get, Mum
21:49Just want some shelter
21:52Or maybe
21:53A bit of heat
22:05It's like death in here
22:14Never doubted you for a minute
22:19It has to be clean
22:20And only when I say
22:22I don't want any of the kids there
22:29Don't underestimate him
22:30Once I walk out of here
22:32There's no change in your mind
22:36He's done his worst
22:37It's my turn now
22:43And Terry
22:45Not the face
22:46I want an open coffin
23:08What?
23:15Bless me, Father
23:17For I have sinned
23:20It's been
23:21Well, too long
23:22Since my last confession
23:24And I've made a terrible decision
23:26A life-changing decision
23:29I know it's a sin
23:30And I am sorry
23:32But I've got no choice
23:36I'm going through with it
23:38Regardless of what you tell me today
23:42And I want the Lord to know
23:44I do it with a heavy heart
23:49Are you with me, Father?
23:52Yes, yes
23:53I continue
23:56My child
23:57Have you got a cold?
24:00Allergy
24:01Ultra wine
24:04I'm going to murder my husband
24:07Well, not personally
24:08I've arranged to have it done
24:12I'll understand if you want me to leave
24:18No, go on
24:22I hope you've got a free hour
24:34What did the eggshells do then, George?
24:36What did you do?
24:38What?
24:39With Tracy
24:40What's her fucking name?
24:42What did you do?
24:43Let's see if we can find out where you're going wrong
24:46Well, first we sort of...
24:53Right, hair like this
24:55For fuck's sake, it would help if you spoke the language
24:59Right, pretend I'm her
25:00Where should I be?
25:00Um, on your back, I suppose
25:03And where are you?
25:07Sort of...
25:08Here
25:08Doing what?
25:10You know, mouth and fingers and stuff
25:13How long?
25:14I wasn't timing it
25:17I don't know
25:18Um
25:20Until my tongue was sore
25:25Yeah, nothing wrong there
25:26Then what?
25:28Maybe a bit of
25:32Or something like this
25:41Seems good
25:48Hello?
25:50He's out
26:00He didn't come home then
26:03What you did was wrong
26:05Really fucking wrong
26:08He's not as tough as he makes out
26:34Don't let you do it, mate
26:35Honestly
26:35I'm full of admiration
26:48Up with the lark?
26:51Got a lot on me mind
26:52Anything I can do to ease that burden?
26:55Not particularly
26:58This tension
26:58This fucking atmosphere
27:00All the time between you two
27:02It's cancerous
27:04Your mother and I are working through our problems
27:06Isn't that right?
27:08Takes time, that's all
27:10What needs to be done
27:11Will be done
27:16Good
27:17As long as you're prepared to work at it
27:30He doesn't even like her
27:32What's up to you?
27:34Nothing
27:38Don't want him making a dick of himself
27:41I mean
27:42I mean
27:42She ain't all that
27:44I just tell him
27:46You like him
27:49What are you talking about?
27:56I know he's your brother, Depp
27:57But I can't stop thinking about him
28:01Shut up!
28:02I don't want to hear this
28:05I know, I said that we should just quit
28:10I was plain hard to get
28:12He was supposed to pick up on the signals
28:16But you think you've got problems
28:17Hello
28:19Earth calling planet fucking Hollyhoaks
28:22I met a bloke
28:22I slept with him before I even knew his name
28:24Why are you torturing it, mate?
28:26Called his granny a slapper
28:28And then walked out on him
28:30And I think I love him
28:48No, so have you tried listening?
28:50Listening?
28:51I know things no person should ever know
28:53If I say, I'm fucked
28:55If I don't say, I'm fucked
28:57You have ruined my life
28:59No, it's not even lunchtime
29:05Francis
29:07A word
29:08For the fuck's sake
29:17Have you really fainted?
29:23No
29:26Then come and spend some time
29:28Man-o are man-o
29:30I don't know who I'm all worried about you
29:32And your weird notions of what gay men like
29:36Are in for listening to you
29:37Are you leaving again?
29:39Yeah, Liam, I am
29:40I want to be happy
29:41And I'm not going to find it two doors away
29:44Why not?
29:46Because we're not an endangered species
29:47We don't have to mate with the first gay bloke we see
29:50You don't have to go halfway across the world either
29:52It's exactly the same
29:54Just hotter
29:55Fine
29:55I'll be a lonely puff with the suntan
29:57So who admit it then?
30:01Admit what?
30:03About you lonely
30:16I'll catch up with you
30:21So what?
30:22Striking out on your own?
30:23Maybe
30:24So as long as I stump you the cash
30:26I don't need you
30:26Is this what you'd like?
30:31Because if it is, go ahead
30:35If you hate me that much
30:37I don't hate you
30:38I'd gladly do it, Chesney
30:40For you or Mina
30:42Because that's what it's like when you have kids
30:45You love them more than the air you fucking breathe
30:48Yeah, right
30:49Do you think this is the life I dreamt for myself?
30:53We had no choice
30:57Stop fucking hiding, Chesney
31:00We were going to be on the street
31:02No income
31:02Money, money, money
31:03Not fucking money
31:11I love you, son
31:27Chesney, please
31:31Hey, Ellie
31:34What's with the Cheshire cat look, 24-7?
31:38Nothing
31:39I wish it could always be like this
31:41Like what?
31:43Us three
31:45Having a laugh, getting on
31:46Why shouldn't it be?
31:49Because real life gets in the way
31:51No reason why
31:54Business is good, come and work for me
31:56Spend every day together
31:59Oh, why not?
32:00You'd be brilliant
32:03Even better
32:06Marry me
32:07Joe?
32:08She should hear it
32:09It concerns her too
32:14So, will you?
32:17I just fucking told them straight and I was like
32:19Oi
32:20Sort it out
32:21I think it's made a difference
32:23I don't know, Shane
32:24There's a lot of hurt
32:25Hmm
32:26They said they'd try
32:27Didn't they, Cal?
32:28Tell them
32:30Well
32:30I wasn't exactly feeling the love in the room
32:33Fine?
32:34Yeah, please, Mick
32:43Mickey
32:45Just come out, I saw you
32:56What are you doing?
32:58I'm not getting humiliated anymore
33:00What, locking yourself in the public toilet's the dignified response, is it?
33:04What was that shit all about last night?
33:05Yeah, go on
33:06Laugh it up
33:07I'm not laughing
33:08It was Liam's idea
33:11I hadn't thought about you in
33:14A long time
33:15No, I've moved on
33:17But he talked me into it
33:21And I made a dick of myself
33:22You didn't make a dick
33:23Yes, I did
33:26But it's alright
33:29It's a reminder
33:30Of what?
33:31To look after myself
33:32First and last
33:34Mickey?
33:34No, I'm cool
33:36Seriously
33:38Just go out and do your own thing, Ian
33:44I won't lose any sleep
33:5010p
33:52Add it to your funds
33:55I ain't got a fund yet
33:56Having second thoughts?
33:59You're a shit-staring little bastard
34:10Is someone to see it?
34:12No
34:18Hi, is Debbie in?
34:26Are you the new boyfriend?
34:27Er, no
34:28Er, not exactly
34:31Debbie?
34:32Your new boyfriend's here
34:39I was out of line
34:42I'm sorry
34:43I like you
34:46You're funny
34:47And spunky
34:48And loyal
34:51And beautiful
34:52I like being with you
34:56Is that it?
34:57More or less
35:08You hear all of that?
35:10Every word
35:12Good
35:25Well, I admit it
35:26I was legging it to the funeral
35:28For the free swallow
35:29I don't want to know
35:30About my children's love lives
35:32Or my neighbour's insurance
35:33Scam stroke death falsification
35:35It is not my place
35:37To be aware
35:38Of marital struggles
35:40Of dear
35:41Dear friends
35:43Whom I consider
35:44Extended family
35:45I'm weighed down
35:46By too much information
35:47Paddy
35:51I have no fucking clue
35:52What you just said
35:54And why in God's name
35:55Do you think
35:55It would interest me?
35:57He
35:57He brought me here to
36:00It was gonna
36:03Because
36:05You know
36:06I know
36:07Know what?
36:12Nothing
36:18Someone intends to do me harm
36:19I don't yet
36:20Know who to trust
36:23So your role here
36:24Is a double-edged insurance policy
36:26On the one hand
36:27You'll serve as a witness
36:28To what is said
36:29You're gonna try and talk him out a bit?
36:31Hell no
36:32I'm gonna offer him twice the fee
36:34To shoot my wife
36:39My other role
36:40You're my human shield
36:42Francis
37:08Why?
37:09Why the
37:10What Paddy
37:10Why reveal
37:11All this information to me
37:13I am totally unreliable
37:15Well known for letting down
37:16All and something
37:16Shut the fuck up
37:17No Paddy
37:18Paddy
37:19Paddy
37:20You can't do it
37:21You can't kill your wife
37:22Yes she may be the harridan from hell
37:24But that's beside the
37:24She took
37:25A contract out of me
37:27Yes
37:27Fair point
37:28But
37:29Yeah but
37:29And
37:31And
37:31And
37:32More for getting one of your colleagues
37:33To do this
37:34You're flapping like a teenage girl
37:37Keep a low profile
37:38If it goes belly up for me
37:40Give a statement
37:41If it goes in my favour
37:44I'll let you keep your legs
37:45In return for your silence
37:49Come on
37:51Here you go
37:51Let's sleep
37:51Woo
37:52Woo
37:53Woo
37:53Woo
37:54Woo
37:54Woo
37:55Woo
37:55Woo
37:55Woo
37:57Woo
37:58Woo
37:59Woo
38:22Can we talk?
38:33Nothing to talk about.
38:35I wanted to say I'm sorry.
38:38What for?
38:40For always blanking you.
38:42Not treating you with respect.
38:44Yeah, well cheers.
38:47Enjoy France.
38:48The beef is in Spain and I'm not going.
38:55Not yet any road.
38:57I'm not ready to leave yet.
38:59How come?
39:01Don't push it.
39:05The kettle only takes a minute to boil.
39:20You still there?
39:22Three hours.
39:23I don't care.
39:25You've got a nice looking fellow prepared to sit in the middle of a public thoroughfare
39:30with no toilet break.
39:31Just in the hope that you might talk to him.
39:36You said you loved him this morning.
39:38No I didn't.
39:38I said maybe.
39:41I might.
39:47What am I eating for a drink?
39:48Yeah what do you want?
39:49A medal?
39:50Freaks.
39:55Well.
39:57I'm not talking to him.
40:00Not treating mean.
40:05I'm going for a walk.
40:07To the jockey by any chance?
40:09No.
40:16Stud you up, has she?
40:17No.
40:18It's a bit late.
40:19That's all.
40:20What?
40:21You want to get the priorities right in your head, Cal.
40:23How so?
40:24You don't even care about this bird.
40:25Some girl you'll likely never see again.
40:28You should focus your energies on the future.
40:32Which is?
40:42Twins!
40:44I didn't shag her.
40:45I shagged her!
40:50Sister!
40:53I shagged the sister.
41:11Where'd you get the chair?
41:12My house.
41:13Got a car?
41:16Brought her on the bus.
41:18So you planned this?
41:19If you spoke to me earlier, I wouldn't have needed it.
41:21Then I'd just be an idiot who carried the chair across Manchester on the bus.
41:25It's not cute, you know.
41:28Could be seen as creepy.
41:30You know, like a stalker.
41:35So you're just going to sit there?
41:37Yep.
41:38Why?
41:40Because you'd kiss me.
41:42And you don't strike me as the type of girl who just kisses anybody.
41:46Suit yourself.
41:50Look round.
41:52Come on, look round.
41:53Good.
42:26Mamie McGuire!
42:29Catherine!
42:30Mary!
42:31Joy McGuire!
42:33Get your big old arse out here!
42:37Mamie McGuire!
42:39Mamie McGuire!
42:42Mamie McGuire!
42:44Mamie McGuire!
42:52Mamie McGuire!
42:52So here we are!
43:00Did you think I wouldn't find out?
43:04What are you waiting for?
43:06I don't think so, Mamie.
43:08See, I've also compensated young Terence here to take a pop at ye.
43:13Two for one. Spring seal.
43:15It's never too late to think again, you know.
43:18My thoughts precisely.
43:20It's none or both, Amy.
43:25What do you think?
43:33I fucking hate you!
43:35I understand.
43:39And I'm sorry.
43:44I'm not too fond of myself neither.
43:48That's why changes have to happen, whether you like them or not.
43:53He did stray from the fold, Mimi, but it was never consummated.
43:58I mean, what man doesn't win the shop?
44:00How the fuck do you know that?
44:01Yes. How do you know?
44:08Intuition. Empathy.
44:11What changes?
44:13Fundamental ones.
44:15The kind that take a long time to negotiate.
44:22Call it off, Terry.
44:25You can go now, Terry. I think we can deal with this.
44:28Oh, it's gone too far, Paddy.
44:30What are you talking about?
44:32What, you don't think I do this for the profit margin, do you?
44:35See, I've made arrangements with certain parties about business opportunities in this area.
44:40A lot of people are going to be very happy to see the back of you two.
44:43Look, it's not really my argument. I'd just be cannon fodder.
44:47Do not move a fucking muscle.
44:48So, well, I've got a dicky tummy.
44:54You can't half-rabbit on, bitch.
45:13Who the fuck are you?
45:14Debbie's new boyfriend.
45:16No, he's not.
45:17Yes, he is.
45:20You love him.
45:23She is infatuated with Carl.
45:26They have run two insured and scams now over Cash's death,
45:29which they may actually have played a part in, willing or otherwise.
45:33These two took out hits on each other because he had an ultimately unsuccessful dalliance with a psycho
45:40who turned him into a heroin addict.
45:42And I don't ever want to talk to any of you again about anything.
45:47I have no desire to know.
45:50Is that enough listening for you?
45:54Tell me again about your relationship expertise, sweetheart.
46:25Information is a dangerous commodity.
46:28If it's misused and misunderstood, it can have real consequences.
46:32But information is only words.
46:35Actions speak louder.
46:37Much louder.
46:55Help, somebody!
47:02Sorry I'm late, sister.
47:04Me fucking child benefit's been stopped.
47:06Me, star!
47:07Now!
47:08Stop!
47:09I'm pregnant.
47:10Don't know who's it is, do you?
47:12I'm not angry.
47:12Just get the fuck away from me.
47:16Buy myself a new motor.
47:18Probably score more birds.
47:20So you get yourself a car and fuck off.
47:24Are you Maureen?
47:28Are you Maureen?
47:29No!
47:31No!
47:32No!
47:45No!497!
47:46No!
47:47Go again!
47:47No!
47:49No! No!
47:51No!
47:52No!
47:53No!
47:53No.
47:54No!
47:55No!
48:11Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
48:13I've been having impure thoughts, Father.
48:17Oh, about whom?
48:19Is it necessary to say it?
48:20If one wishes the Lord's forgiveness.
48:23Well, it's Frank.
48:25Frank Gallagher, he sends a quiver through my loins.
48:30Father?
48:33Father?
48:34Father?
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