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00:00There we go, there we go.
00:02Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express.
00:07Cormann Morris Pike is making a mess of the lives we're going down.
00:12By him, what's dead?
00:14And kids, they're convinced, and actually theirs.
00:18Stay away!
00:18What sounds on earth could ever replace?
00:22Kids needing money are wise in your face.
00:25Cos these people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented.
00:32To calm us all down.
00:34Stop us going mental.
00:36These are Chatsworth mistakes.
00:39Basic essentials.
00:41We are worth every penny.
00:43Grinding your axes.
00:45You shit on our heads.
00:47But you pay the taxes.
00:53Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth Buccaneers.
00:56It would come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:59Make poverty is cheap for drugs now.
01:02Make poverty is cheap for drugs now.
01:08Let's go!
01:18I once fell in love with a man I'd never met.
01:21Actor.
01:22Movie star.
01:24Handsome thing.
01:26Dangerous lips.
01:27The promise of sin and smouldering brown eyes.
01:31I wanted him.
01:32I wanted him so badly it hurt.
01:39Years later, I was working in a bookshop.
01:42And in he walks.
01:43Out of fantasy and into the flesh.
01:46He talked, laughed.
01:48But it wasn't too long before I realised that the man I loved was capable only of loving himself.
01:55Meeting him ruined every memory of him I'd ever held dear.
02:01I've never watched a film of his sins.
02:05The fantasy is always better than the reality.
02:11Oh!
02:11Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Aim!
02:17Aim!
02:18Yes!
02:19Aim!
02:19Oh, God!
02:20I'm coming!
02:21God, I'm coming!
02:22I'm coming!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:30She made this horrible moaning noise.
02:33Kept shouting,
02:34Amen!
02:35Amen!
02:36Then cried out to God that she were coming.
02:39Can you imagine how terrible that must be?
02:41A prisoner in your own body.
02:43Your only escape.
02:44Your only release.
02:45In your dreams.
02:46That's all.
02:47They are, babe.
02:48You know, just dreams.
02:48There's nothing in them.
02:50I still dream of boffing Monaco.
02:56Your nerves must be shot to pieces.
02:58She's not the only one.
02:59Look at that.
03:00I thought the poor old love was a goner.
03:07Why don't you get yourself down the pub?
03:09Oh!
03:11That's me drinking then.
03:12Which is why you're only getting a tenner.
03:25Mickey?
03:26My sister Tonya.
03:27She's gonna be staying here for a while.
03:30I didn't know you had a sister.
03:31Same dad.
03:32Different mum.
03:32Half sister.
03:33Much half.
03:36Er.
03:36Not sixteen yet.
03:44Okay, this isn't a massive problem.
03:46So whatever you do, keep calm.
03:48Okay?
03:52Your dad's in the jockey.
03:57Shit.
03:58You know his mistake, don't you?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Saying keep calm.
04:02It's like saying to someone, don't worry.
04:05Because the first thing they're gonna do is worry.
04:06Isn't it?
04:07So Jamie's a looker.
04:09Shane's a thinker.
04:10That means you must be the gobshite.
04:19Hi, Homer.
04:21Thanks.
04:22Hi, Jesus Juice.
04:27Yeah, alright.
04:28Wrap us up for sleep.
04:33Don't know when you got out.
04:34Yesterday, it was in the paper.
04:37But if you wanna stay out, you'll keep your distance from me and her.
04:41Cos I'm just dying to see you back inside.
04:44And hearing you've been buttfucked by every window licker on the side wing.
04:47And I'm waiting for the day when I crack open the bubbly and tell our Tonya that our bastard of
04:52a father shuffled off his mortal coil.
04:55The kid's been through enough since the van died without you turning up like a bad smell.
05:01So count this as a warning.
05:03Daddy dearest.
05:05Your last.
05:08A what?
05:16All that.
05:29Dad's been warned.
05:30But you know what he's like so if he comes near you again.
05:32Call it evil.
05:33No.
05:33No police.
05:34Not in here.
05:34Tell me.
05:35Me, me.
05:36Any of the lads.
05:37And we'll get him sorted.
05:38Look, if he bothers you again, yeah.
05:39He's concrete boots, quick ferry across the Mersey and bye bye daddy.
05:43Got family in the pool.
05:44Half scouse.
05:45Which are?
05:47You fuck my man round.
05:48You fuck your man round.
05:50You owe him nothing.
05:57Where's Shane got to?
05:58Family business.
06:10If he's not back in time, you're him right.
06:12Leave her talking to me.
06:14Sit there and do your best till up fifteen.
06:16I am fifteen.
06:17Lip it off.
06:18Unless tit.
06:24Don't worry.
06:24I'm not interested.
06:26In young girls.
06:27We're kids.
06:28I mean, I do like him.
06:29You know what I mean?
06:30I love him.
06:31We're not in a paedo way.
06:33Just...
06:35I remember.
06:37Calm.
06:38Collected.
06:39Leave her talking to me.
06:52You've passed the CRB check.
06:54And the local authority are happy for Tonya to stay with you and Shane for the time being.
06:58It's nice to see a family reunited.
07:01Just a shame about the circumstance.
07:03I just need to check on a few details.
07:05Just you and Shane in residence?
07:08Just the two of us.
07:10No, but relatives dropping all the time.
07:12Busy house.
07:13But no overnight stays though, Shane.
07:16They'd need CRB clearance to be allowed to stay overnight with a lock.
07:19I wish you wouldn't call me that.
07:22Looked after child.
07:24Sorry.
07:24We'll make sure no one stays while she's here.
07:26With a little luck and a lot of help, your dad should be able to sort himself out and you'll
07:31be back with him before you know it.
07:32There was talk of Tonya getting her own place once she reaches sixteen.
07:36Well, she'd need to get her son out of the care system to be guaranteed council accommodation.
07:40I'm sure there's no need for me to remind you of the history of neglect.
07:43Hardly neglect.
07:45Her mama died, her dad were in prison and she had no cash.
07:47The baby was malnourished.
07:48So was she.
07:49She's fifteen.
07:50Which is why we've decided to give her a second chance.
07:59Program to respond as its real life counterpart.
08:04I did tell Tonya about it last time we met.
08:07There's a memory chip that records everything.
08:09So if she keeps the doll happy, she'll get her kid back?
08:12It'll go in her favour.
08:14You can't compare a baby with a piece of plastic.
08:16If she loses a rag on this, there's no harm done.
08:18If she does the same with Enrico, there's a court case and negligence allegations all round.
08:24And we don't want that, do we?
08:26I think Tonya's been through more than enough over the past few months, don't you?
08:35Go on, Eddie.
08:39Go on, Eddie.
08:45Go on, Eddie.
08:48Go on, Eddie.
08:49Go on, Eddie.
08:49Go on, Eddie.
08:50Go on, Eddie.
08:50Go on, Eddie.
08:50Go on, Eddie.
08:51Go on, Eddie.
08:52Go on, Eddie.
08:53Go on, Eddie.
08:53Go on, Eddie.
08:53Go on, Eddie.
08:54Go on, Eddie.
08:54Go on, Eddie.
08:54Go on, Eddie.
08:54Go on, Eddie.
08:55Go on, Eddie.
08:56Go on, Eddie.
08:56Go on, Eddie.
08:57Go on, Eddie.
08:57Go on, Eddie.
08:58Go on, Eddie.
08:58Go on, Eddie.
08:58Go on, Eddie.
08:59Greg Sanderheis!
09:09Are you saying he grew new legs?
09:11What do you think he is, a fucking newt?
09:14A trip to the shrine of Saint Boniface II in France.
09:19Remember the whip-brown we had?
09:22Boniface saw a vision of the Virgin Mary.
09:26Ten years in a wheelchair, got to the Holy Grotto,
09:31took four men to lower him into the waters and not one to get him out.
09:37Cos he walked.
09:40Walked, Libby, walked.
09:41Yeah, in his wheelchair and resplaining new tyres.
09:45Mock all your life. God works in mysterious ways.
09:48Get yourself over there, Patty, and try it out.
09:51What do you make of that, Mum?
09:52When God first saw Fig to confine me to this contraction,
09:57I prayed every day, every night, pleaded, begged, bargained for a whale.
10:01He wasn't listening.
10:03Home limit.
10:04But we've only just got here.
10:06There's online bingo. I want to go home now.
10:12OK? I go home, I love.
10:15If I mock, rig, don't focus, I can't do it.
10:19Don't take it all to heart.
10:21She's got a lot to put up with, stuck in that thing all day.
10:24Drive anyone round the bend?
10:26Yeah.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:34Get an ambulance.
10:35Is he dead?
10:36Oh, the irony.
10:48Play this right and you'll be just down the road from me.
10:51I can help out with Enrico.
10:52And make sure your dad keeps his distance.
10:56Just go the loo.
11:00She's a good kid.
11:02She's like a mum.
11:04Have the fillings out of your back teeth
11:05before you realise you've got your gob open.
11:15Fuck!
11:16Mickey, look after that till she gets back.
11:18I can't stay here all night.
11:19I've got a rugby team booked in half an hour.
11:21I can hardly drag Junior along, can I?
11:24It's 30 quid in it for you.
11:25I'll be back around midnight.
11:26Don't wait, oh, bye.
11:27I'll be back.
11:32Bye.
11:33Mimi?
11:34Oh.
11:35Jamie said to come straight up.
11:37Course.
11:38Come in.
11:38Sit down.
11:39Drink.
11:42The vodka tonic.
11:45Going to be one of those talks, is it?
11:49The pilgrimage you organised for Steady Eddie.
11:52The fundraiser.
11:53What about it?
11:55If it isn't too much trouble...
11:57I mean, if it is, just let me know
11:59if I'm overstepping the mark.
12:11I've always believed that God had a big black book
12:13and we each had a page.
12:15Our whole lives mapped out for us
12:17before we were even born.
12:19Never had you morphed down as a fatalist.
12:23I was taught to accept whatever life threw at you
12:25and just get on with it.
12:27Seeing Eddie walk got me thinking.
12:31Maybe miracles don't just happen to other people.
12:35Maybe we're due one.
12:38I know it's a long shot,
12:40but if there's even the remotest possibility
12:42that it could work,
12:43then I owe it to Mum to try.
12:47You owe it to yourself?
12:48Looking after her 24-7 can't be too easy.
12:51So you want to take her to France?
12:54We haven't two pennies to rub together,
12:56so we'd need to do a fundraiser
12:58and I just wouldn't even know where to begin.
13:03So I was wondering...
13:06Would you consider helping me?
13:10I'd be honoured.
13:13Feck off.
13:14I hate the frogs more than I hate the feckin' Italians.
13:18More?
13:19She doesn't want to go.
13:21She's hardly one of God's chosen, is she?
13:23She'd lived a few hundred years ago.
13:24She'd been permanently strapped to a fucking ducking stool.
13:27It could work.
13:29Bollocks.
13:30For once, I agree.
13:32Do it for me.
13:33If ever I've meant more to you, then.
13:35Just being a skivvy.
13:36Someone to feed and clothe you,
13:38to wipe your...
13:39Eating.
13:40Libby,
13:41God's not going to look favourably
13:43on the likes of me.
13:45I was excommunicated
13:46the second I fell in love with your father.
13:49You think of me as nothing more than a sinner?
13:53Well, I don't know.
13:54Said Eddie was done time and again
13:56for exposing himself.
13:57Used to flash at the nuns up at St Morris'.
13:59God had him back up on his feet in no time.
14:02And smited him with a coronary
14:03that would have stopped an elephant in its tracks.
14:06OK.
14:07Let's put the faith issue to one side.
14:09And look at this as a break.
14:11Two days in the glorious French countryside.
14:15Great hotel,
14:16waited on hand and foot.
14:19I never said I was a total non-believer.
14:23Once a Catholic.
14:30Nicky!
14:30Four o'clock in the morning!
14:32What the fuck are you doing?
14:34I'm doing a favour for Kelly.
14:36Well, tell me, really.
14:37Well, have you gone through his checklist?
14:40Your father's at the hospital.
14:41Have you fed it?
14:42Fed, watered and bathed.
14:44Oh, no.
14:45Just put it in the back of the car.
14:47Come on, the engine will knock it out.
14:48Katie used to love that when she was little.
14:50Well, that's the theory.
14:52There's nowhere it goes.
14:54Oh, fuck's sake, Nicky.
15:05Kel.
15:16Nicky!
15:24I woke him up now.
15:25I only got him off half an hour ago.
15:29I can't take him.
15:30I'm going to school.
15:31I don't give a fuck.
15:32Where are you going?
15:32I'll get the piss ripped off of me
15:34if I turn up with that thing.
15:36Please, Kel.
15:37Look, I didn't sign up for this.
15:39You said you'd pick him up by midnight.
15:41Get to school.
15:42Well, I'll sort it.
15:46I know it's a pain in the arse.
15:49But you know how important this is.
15:51Can't you take it into work?
15:52Get one of the girls to look after it.
15:53Tonya doesn't know how I earn a wage,
15:55and I'd like to keep it that way.
15:5720 quid a day.
15:5930 quid.
16:00And at 50 bonus,
16:01if baby's memory card is like a dream
16:03at the end of the week,
16:03please!
16:04She's a...
16:05pain in the arse.
16:07I know!
16:07But she's me sister.
16:09She's family, Nicky.
16:11I owe her.
16:12And I'll owe you.
16:14Big time!
16:15You're just using your feminine wows
16:16to tug on me heartstrings.
16:18Is it working?
16:31I'm sorry.
16:32Okay.
16:32I'm just tired.
16:42You've got to keep it down.
16:44No wonder he won't sell.
16:51Little tip for you.
16:52When my Rodney was about his age
16:54and won't sleep,
16:55I used to hold a small pillar
16:57over his face
16:58just till he nodded off like...
17:05What?
17:06Like I'm the only one?
17:19Get more out of him
17:20than he ever thought possible.
17:22Don't quite attached.
17:23Don't tell madam that.
17:24We'll never see her again.
17:26You'll be a nice dad.
17:29Trustworthy.
17:30What about you?
17:31He's thinking of adopting a while back.
17:33I don't think I'd make a very good parent somehow.
17:36Never had much by the way of example.
17:40How long did you call this?
17:41Went for a coffee with a mate.
17:42Gabbing.
17:43Sorry.
17:43The social get wind of you treating this place
17:45like an hotel
17:46and you'll be back in care
17:47before you know it.
17:52Your tea's burnt.
17:53I've been calling you
17:54but it goes straight to voicemail.
17:55It's like you're not interested.
17:57I can cope with it
17:58but what he's gonna make of it
18:00God only knows.
18:00Mickey.
18:01He's not real.
18:04It's what he represents.
18:06Enrico's in care for a reason.
18:09They don't think you can look after him.
18:11What if they're right?
18:14Right.
18:14Right.
18:18Come on.
18:18Don't be too hard on yourself.
18:21If your mum had not long died
18:22he was on your own.
18:26I'm not now, am I?
18:27It's time I got me out together.
18:30Concentrate and get my son back.
18:34I was gonna go out.
18:35This bloke I've just hooked up with.
18:38Oh, he's gorgeous, Mickey.
18:40Like something out of a boy band.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Which one?
18:44Eh?
18:46Send him a text.
18:47Tell him it's over.
18:50The least you can do
18:51is tell him to his face.
18:53I'll cover for you.
18:55Really?
18:56Go on.
18:58Do you want me to take any?
19:00He's due a feed in an hour.
19:06Ladies and gents
19:07the star attraction's arrived!
19:13We've got 500 quid to raise
19:15so better get started
19:16with our slave for a day auction.
19:18Looking very smart, Con.
19:20Offering the tower after this.
19:21On the pole?
19:22Might get lucky.
19:23If you don't
19:24and you come by my place
19:25and the light's on
19:26give us a nod.
19:27You are familiar
19:28with the term milk, Con.
19:32£75.
19:38Any advance on £85?
19:42£95.
19:44And once, twice, twelve.
19:52£5.50.
19:54Come on, ladies.
19:56Libby's the short one.
19:57He's got a crackin' bedside manner.
20:00Five, seven, five.
20:02Five, six, she's there.
20:05On its own, number one.
20:07Out!
20:08Out!
20:09Nice.
20:12Great, now the light sheet's next, please.
20:15From the red ones
20:16to the light sheet's.
20:18Over, back.
20:23One, seven, thirty.
20:25Any advance on thirty?
20:26Forty.
20:28Can you put me
20:30on the top?
20:32Forty-five.
20:35Forty.
20:39Forty-five.
20:42Once, twice,
20:44sold.
20:54Make your boots.
20:55Ha, ha, ha.
21:06I've wanted this for years. A chance for Mum to be okay. What will I do, Frank? This
21:13is all I've ever known. If it works it's down to me and I don't know what to do or
21:17how to
21:17do it.
21:19Yeah, just because you want something doesn't mean to say that you're gonna get it. I mean,
21:23I've been anchoring for a threesome with Jordan and Katie Price for donkey's years. Can't
21:28see it happening.
21:29She's made every decision for me, decided every move I've ever made and...
21:33You decided to take her to France. And if him upstairs actually grants us a fucking miracle
21:39and she comes back under her own steam, I want you doing cartwheels up that road because
21:44you'll be free.
21:46Eh?
21:47Free!
21:54But he knows you ain't have time to learn. We've reached the time!
22:01Yeah!
22:03Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:09Woo!
22:10Woo!
22:10Woo!
22:12Woo!
22:12Woo!
22:13Woo!
22:14Woo!
22:21Woo!
22:21Woo!
22:22Woo!
22:24Woo!
22:24Patrick.
22:25Shane.
22:27Mickey!
22:28Shane!
22:29Mickey!
22:30Shane!
22:30Julie!
22:31Kelly!
22:33Shit!
22:38John!
22:39You've done!
22:40You've done!
22:44Fuck!
22:54You've done!
22:57You've done!
22:59You've done!
23:01You've done!
23:05job to do and for what it's worth I think you do it brilliantly but you must know that sometimes
23:10things don't go to plan and can't you just turn a blind eye this once the only person who really
23:17suffers the only one being punished is Tonya well I'll help out as well you know between the both
23:22of us we'll make sure she's safe never on her own come on everybody deserves a break just one please
23:36just one if you fuck this up she's back in care have you got that if my bosses find out
23:41about your
23:42father-in-law is is the flat still a possibility as long as that memory card reads like we need
23:51it to
24:00be like a bad one
24:03there you go don't come back with frog legs yeah all right hey get as much back as you can
24:10do it cheap in france ram a few packs down your knickers i'm not going
24:19what you said i should start living and i want to start living so bad frank so bad
24:25what if i get there and it fails what if god takes one look at her and says no
24:29not you not today i couldn't stand it couldn't
24:38well i want the old witch out of here just as much as you do but there's no way on
24:42this earth
24:42she's going to get there on her own is there which is why you're taking her oh no no no
24:49she's
24:50your mum not mine you can cope better if it succeeds or fails you don't give a shit either way
24:58your bag's packed look because of the effect that she has on you on us i want a miracle too
25:04but i want
25:05it for you then go because if you don't i'm out of here
25:16this is madness and you know it no i disagree
25:21i'd also like to prefix that by saying i do not believe in god
25:27i am secular latin meaning of the age are you truly of the age frank
25:33could you just not be arsed aligning yourself to something that might require any kind of effort
25:44i see you tonight early night she says finish with my fella she says
25:54social worker's been i can't believe you've been so stupid stupid i was that fucking stupid i didn't
26:02even know i was having a baby i went into hospital thinking i had appendicitis can you believe that
26:08the nurses laughed at me laughed
26:17i want my son and i don't i miss him and i can't stand to have him anywhere near me
26:29i love him and i hate him maybe the best thing would be to let him go
26:41i don't know what do i do
26:46tanya i'm not that bright myself you just need some help
26:54well listen what about the dad my dad he's not allowed anywhere near me i'm not your dad the baby's
27:00dad
27:08don't tell anyone please don't tell kelly please mickey for the baby's sake for
27:18very rico please
27:21okay i wouldn't
27:36i'm sorry so you should be a daft sod
27:41i'll come here back
27:42you've had a reprieve julie's turned a blind eye
27:46you'll be staying here and as soon as you at 16 the flat's yours
27:51what about enrico the way mickey's looking after kenya you'll have him back by the end of the week
28:03go and get showered stink fags and bros go on
28:22it's okay
28:22so where is she then
28:23i told you to keep your distance i told you not to come anywhere
28:26i'm getting a bit sick i've been told what to do now you're going to do some listening
28:29i'm here to stay and i want to see my little girl
28:32she's the only family i've got apart from you and we all know what you are don't we
28:36they're moving her
28:38i'll find her just like i found her in the movie room with you just like i found a man
28:42when she tried
28:43to get away because i found your man if you're fucking hurting me what are you going to do
28:49i'll tell him you was
28:50i'll tell him
28:52yeah you'll tell him and i'll tell him it was down to you
28:56me pissed you climbing to bed i didn't know you were until it was too late
29:02everyone knows what you are and what you do
29:11who do you reckon you're going to believe
29:41what's good
29:42Charities could do here another once-over.
29:44Lillian, I've done them three times.
29:46Mistress, remember, I own you, Slade.
29:49It was a charity auction. I'll give you the cash back if you...
29:51Quick, say!
29:54Have you got any jobs for calls?
29:57Ooh, have I?
30:00Skirtings, yeah?
30:15I was told I'd be staying in a hotel.
30:18Tell me there's been some terrible mistake,
30:20they've dropped us off at the wrong place.
30:23Er, excusez-moi.
30:25Bonjour.
30:30Monsieur?
30:31Oui, c'est bien, monsieur.
30:35Shit!
30:38There must be another room.
30:39It's packed to the rafters with the faithful and deluded.
30:44We're sharing because they were expecting Libby, not me.
30:48The only thing that got me here was the thought of staying somewhere decent.
30:51I'd imagined I'd be neck deep in a jacosie by now.
30:55Remind me again why we're here.
30:57For your daughter.
31:00Look, you know and I know there's about as much chance of you walking
31:04as there is me passing a liver function test.
31:08Oh, come on.
31:10Here, hold this.
31:17It's good for my cataracts.
31:19You haven't got cataracts?
31:20I rest my case.
31:35Fancy a drink?
31:36I'm not getting cataracts.
31:37Oh, OK.
31:43I'm not getting cataracts.
31:46Well, I'm not getting cataracts.
31:46I'm not getting cataracts, I'm getting cataracts.
32:00Praise the Lord.
32:03Bonjour.
32:06Bonjour.
32:06Est-ce que je peux vous aider?
32:13Ah, Sister Patrick?
32:16Father Francis?
32:18He's deaf.
32:20Mute here for the cure.
32:25We're just out for a breath there.
32:27S'il vous plaît.
32:29Not at all.
32:33I will pray for you.
32:37We need all the help we can get.
32:44Fucking hell.
33:12Tonya's out with her mates.
33:15Been calling you mobile.
33:19not my credit
33:23she told me about the soc
33:27about her staying with us
33:29until she hit 16
33:32gets her own flat
33:36that's on account
33:36of the good job you've done with can you
33:45you think it's a good idea
33:49I mean
33:52they're looking after a kid
33:56she's still a kid herself
34:01maybe
34:02the best thing would be for Enrico
34:07to stay in care
34:09until she feels
34:10ready to look after him
34:13maybe
34:14the best thing would be for
34:19maybe she'll let him get adopted
34:22give him a chance
34:38she said your dad
34:43wasn't
34:47proper with her
34:57was it proper with you
35:10so she'll be picking him up in an hour
35:11so she'll be
35:13so she'll be
35:14she'll be
35:37will be
35:38so she'll be
35:41I don't know.
36:20I don't know.
36:42I don't know.
36:53I don't know.
36:58I don't know.
37:00Drink it quick, then leave.
37:06In fact, just get out.
37:09Is this a joke?
37:13I know what you did to your daughters.
37:17You ever know who you are?
37:20Fuck you.
37:30Oh, Liam, maybe we should wait.
37:33Until your mum comes back doing the can-can.
37:36Oh, ye of little faith.
37:37I'm being cautious.
37:39There are many reasons why him upstairs might give us what we want.
37:43The most probable being that there's no him upstairs.
37:46There's not even an upstairs.
37:48How do you get to be so cynical at your age?
37:51How do you get to be so gullible at yours?
37:52It's not gullibility, it's desperation.
37:55And I know you understand a lot of things at your age that you shouldn't,
37:58but I hope that's not one of them.
38:00Nothing to look forward to.
38:02If this doesn't work, you'll think I'm an idiot.
38:06You many things, but you're not an idiot.
38:09Now grab the big one.
38:14You know, Libby expects a miracle, don't you?
38:19She won't get bummed.
38:21Stupid girl.
38:22Quite.
38:25I don't know why she thinks as much of you as she does, you know.
38:30I'm her mother.
38:32Kids are programmed.
38:34Didn't you love yours?
38:37I can't hardly remember her.
38:40I remember loving her.
38:42I suppose I still do.
38:45When did you lose her?
38:46I was twelve.
38:49The headmaster called me to his office.
38:52My dad was there.
38:54And he says,
38:56Your mum's died.
38:58Just like that.
38:59Well, she missed out.
39:01All those special years.
39:03Well, they weren't that special.
39:06She didn't stick around and see me...
39:12Slip.
39:14Well, not so much of a slip, more of a fucking...
39:18Crest to run.
39:19Downhill slal and call it what you fucking will.
39:22Maybe if she'd been there...
39:24Wouldn't have happened.
39:34Fucking...
39:35Calling the faithful to their knees.
39:38Huh.
39:41Fancy joining them?
40:04I'm pressing from the doors.
40:06Yes.
40:18Shit!
40:23Shane, get to the jockey toilets quick.
40:26I need an hand.
40:34It's incredible.
40:36I wouldn't give for that kind of faith.
40:40Well...
40:40Oh, no, there's...
40:42There's something happening here, Patty.
40:45I'm not denying it.
40:46It smells hysteria.
40:48Without the hysterics.
40:50We're desperately trying anything.
40:52I'm praying to a god that doesn't exist on top of the list.
40:56What's...
40:57What's happened here, then?
40:59See, that is not the same guy who was just lowered into that water just now.
41:04He's...
41:04You know, changing him.
41:07You can see it.
41:08He feels better because he's been told he will.
41:12Because he wants to.
41:13It's a placebo.
41:16Our Father...
41:18To your father...
41:19To your name...
41:20To your son...
41:22To your son...
41:22You actually think I'm going to participate in this pantomime?
41:39Oh, mais Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:23Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:35Sainte-Catherine, c'est merveilleux !
42:59Oh
42:59Give me a ring when you're done
43:03Been wondering what to do with you all my my initial reaction was to kill you straight away too quick
43:11So I came up with this
43:26Oh
43:27I'll get these
43:29Err
43:29140 as agreed
43:32We had a deal
43:34Your family
43:36Thanks bro
43:38Vodka tonic double please
43:41Make it two
43:45Are you okay now?
43:47Cheers mate
43:48Good
43:51Mickey any idea where your dad and your brothers have got her?
43:54They had a bit of business to sort in Liverpool last-minute stuff
43:57They've been gone hours
43:59Well Shane said they might take a quick ferry across the Mersey while they were there
44:01Used to love doing that when they were kids
44:24Didn't work
44:25Did you really expect it to?
44:26Thought it might
44:29Welcome back mum
44:30Miss me
44:31Of course
44:32You've never been a good liar Nibby
44:35Never been that good at anything really have you?
44:38I hope there's something decent in for tea the French would eat anything frogs, snails, teas with maggots in would
44:45you believe?
44:45Hello
44:46Yeah
44:47Yeah
44:47Yeah
44:47I landed about ten minutes ago
44:50Yeah
44:51What the fuck's she doing now?
45:11Mum?
45:12Oh come on
45:13I thought you saw someone I knew
45:16We're home
45:17We're home
45:18No
45:19We're in the back
45:21We all desire things we can never have
45:24Thank you
45:26Have goals we can never achieve
45:28Winning a lottery
45:30Flying to the moon
45:32Bedding the best looking girl or boy in town
45:36There you go
45:37Nearly
45:37Thank you
45:38But I'd never even tried to make my dreams reality
45:41Couldn't bear the thought of failing
45:43It's worth a try
45:47Couldn't bear to be reminded of just how ordinary I am
45:51Ooh
45:53If I were ten years younger
45:55Give me fantasy over reality any day
46:03It's wedding certificate
46:05It's fake
46:06Give me the kids
46:07They're all bastards
46:08Tell me something I don't know
46:09We're getting married at four o'clock today whether you like it or not
46:15Fuck
46:15Gary
46:17I think I fucked you up by telling a few lies
46:19I'm shagging Paddy Maguire
46:21You stole my savings
46:23How dare you?
46:25Fucking hell
46:27I'm not the only one with the secret, I'm
46:29Ooh
46:31I'm sorry I couldn't make it work
46:33We're all bastards
46:39Better ìž„
46:40I'm not the only one with the secret
46:42Okay and I'm back
46:44OK
46:51Gamblereu
46:52Just
46:52of love Or
47:01мат Just
47:03keep seeing Partaining
47:03WHOOP!
47:08WHOOP!
47:09WHOOP!
47:11WHOOP!
47:19WHOOP!
47:25Night-night, son.
47:28Night-night, Dad.
47:30heaid
47:31Night-night, mom.
47:32Night-night, love,ode
47:33Mom!
47:36Hi, I was watching Momababa sounds,
47:39You
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