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00:02Tickets this way for the Chopsworth Express!
00:06All the worst pike is making a mess of the lives they were given
00:11by him upstairs.
00:13And kids there convinced aren't actually theirs.
00:18What sounds on earth could ever replace
00:21kids needing money or wives in your face?
00:24Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
00:27is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
00:31to calm us all down.
00:33Stop us going mental.
00:36These are Chopsworth the State's basic essentials.
00:40We are worth every penny for grinding your axes.
00:44You shit on our heads.
00:46But you pay the taxes.
00:52Imagine a Briton with our Chopsworth Buccaneers
00:55who come on your face for the price of a beer.
00:58Make poverty is cheaper drugs now!
01:02Make poverty is cheaper drugs now!
01:07He-he-he-he!
01:08Let's go!
01:10Bye!
01:11Bye!
01:16Bye!
01:17Bye!
01:21Bye!
01:22Bye!
01:23Is this the gaff?
01:24I thought you said she'd move.
01:27She did.
01:41I think it's time now, Patrick.
01:43It happened!
01:46My daughter, Patrick.
01:48Rachel.
01:49Of course, she looked different towards the end.
01:52Once the heroine had got hold of her.
01:54You gave it to me.
01:55No!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:02No!
02:06My mammy would tell us terrifying tales of witches and ogres
02:09who gobble up children.
02:10I'd have nightmares and scream the place down.
02:13Morning!
02:15Just up.
02:16I didn't sleep too good.
02:18Go for it, I suppose.
02:18Before you know it, you're a parent yourself.
02:22The joys are beyond expectation, but the fear paralyzes beyond words.
02:26Not saying hello?
02:27Turkish wrestling.
02:29Big airy blokes in leather shorts.
02:32Covering themselves in oil.
02:34Rolling around, trying to get their hands down into their pants.
02:38So you tell your babies those same terrifying fairy tales that get you awake to prepare them
02:43for just how hardcore this world can be.
02:48Because monsters do exist.
02:52Jesus Christ.
02:54What are you doing?
02:54Jamie's right downstairs.
02:56I just want to talk.
02:57Where's Monday?
02:57Going to her folks.
02:59Tell them about the engagement party.
03:00Tomorrow night.
03:02If you and dad can make it.
03:04I know it's short notice.
03:07So...
03:14We couldn't really move on from his affair.
03:20Affair?
03:20Who's take over me Turkish wrestling?
03:22Is he gay?
03:23How many affairs have you heard of where a person kidnaps another and sends him into a smack head?
03:29I'll kill you!
03:30I suppose there's some great romance now.
03:32Then comes the day when strangers don't scare them anymore.
03:36And that's when your nightmares return.
03:38I don't want to hurt her again.
03:40She's a good person.
03:42She's the kind of girl you love and want to spend the rest of your life with.
03:47Whereas you, however, are a dirty slag who shagged your best mate's fella.
03:54Because that's all you're good for.
03:56With your tight tops and your short skirts.
04:03How far gone?
04:04Fuck off!
04:05And die!
04:12You don't know who's it is, do you?
04:17Oh, now you really belong to me.
04:22Jamie!
04:32I never really thought I wanted to.
04:34What do you know?
04:36Want one, I mean?
04:39Can't control these things.
04:41If it comes, it comes. If it doesn't.
04:43Well, that's fine too.
04:47I'll try.
04:49Right.
04:50It's not about trying.
04:52It's about nature.
04:53And biology.
04:57Come on, Debs!
04:59I've got to go to the post office!
05:00We'll take her with you!
05:02The post office? Don't be daft!
05:03She hasn't had all the jabs yet.
05:06Has she?
05:08Liam's school.
05:09Or Fiona.
05:12Exactly.
05:14See ya, Frank.
05:15Oh, you can't leave me in charge of her baby!
05:17Hey!
05:21Oh! Get off!
05:24Don't even waste your breath, Frank.
05:27I think she's shat herself.
05:29What are you doing?
05:30Can't shirk your responsibility here, Bon.
05:32Fuck's sake!
05:33I only agreed to foster Liam and Stella
05:34so you could keep your family together!
05:37Oi! Get back here!
05:38I'm not a fucking nanny, Frank!
05:40I've got a shop to run!
05:41Languagey, Bon!
05:47I don't believe it.
05:49He can't have had that job in the funeral pile
05:50for more than an hour.
05:52The male of the species flatters the female
05:55with acts of ever more outlandish buffoonery
05:58in a vain attempt to get his appendage gobbled
06:00by one or preferably two handbags.
06:06But wait!
06:07A rival gamma male approach is boasting a larger appendage
06:11or a smaller plate in his head.
06:15Morning!
06:16Women!
06:17What's all that about, eh?
06:19Women have a different selection process, Carl.
06:22You know, they want transport.
06:26Money.
06:29No, they want mobility.
06:31Change of scenery.
06:33You know, they don't all want to hang around the Chatsworth
06:35and go to the jockey.
06:37What are you two off?
06:38Jockey.
06:38Yoga.
07:00What's it, Lillian?
07:01Do you have to?
07:03Wise!
07:13What have I told you about first doors?
07:16No punters until yoga's done.
07:19Stress-free mammies equal stress-free babbies.
07:26You!
07:27You prick!
07:29Crunching crisps all the way through.
07:31Fucking knows me chakra right up!
07:35Fucking Buddhists!
07:36We're never starting shit on the news.
07:40Mark!
07:44How was last night?
07:46120 and tips.
07:48What?
07:49For one night's work?
07:50Where's this?
07:51Got any jobs going?
07:52Spitrose Bar and Grill behind Selfridges.
07:55VIPs, ballot parking.
07:57I've got footballers tipping them.
07:59But I've got them all to myself today.
08:01So don't be offended if we support...
08:02Oh, babe, I'm feeling a bit shagged.
08:04You know, wouldn't mind just rolling a fat one and...
08:06Fucking students.
08:08I'm back, innit I?
08:10Anyway, what are you doing that's so important?
08:11Well, getting the money back for this suit, then buying myself a new motor.
08:15Probably score more birds.
08:17Aren't you even aware that you're turning into some sort of Benny Hill character?
08:20Go on! That's me.
08:23When did you set your sights so low, Carl?
08:25What, cos I like shagging?
08:26Liking shagging isn't something I've got a problem with.
08:28Finding reasons to maintain a friendship with someone who acts more and more like a walking ballbag increasingly is.
08:34So you get yourself a car and fuck off.
08:40Mindy!
08:49Can I give you a lift?
08:51Joe's picking us up in a minute. Just at the kerb, fine.
08:54Moving in, then, eh?
08:58Heard you were working for him, too, now. That right?
09:03Businesswoman, is it?
09:05Yeah, right.
09:07Just renting out flats to DSS.
09:12Didn't meet in a scene way before.
09:14Think she's missing you pretty badly.
09:22Where on earth did you find this?
09:24Had it used.
09:26It was your granny's.
09:27Kept her snuffin' it.
09:30I like it. Smells of her.
09:36Hmm.
09:43How are you doing?
09:46Can't complain.
09:47Busy.
09:49Got to get out.
09:50Crack some heads.
09:52There's a few debts I've neglected to take care of recently.
09:55Coming tomorrow night.
09:56Having an engagement party.
09:58Your mum coming.
10:01All right, sweetie.
10:04Nearly there. Just a couple more boxes.
10:09All right, Paddy.
10:18Flippin' heck, we're gonna need a new gaff for all this stuff, eh?
10:23Right.
10:24Better get on with it.
10:29See you tomorrow, then.
10:31Tomorrow.
10:50You and me have some unfinished business room under.
10:53Come on.
10:54Oh, Paddy.
10:55Paddy.
10:59Fuck!
11:03You got an analog zone?
11:05No, I got rid in case the feds...
11:07It's fucking legal, you stupid bastard!
11:10They can sue me if they're injecting someone against their consent or...
11:14You're a fucking idiot!
11:16She's still breathing.
11:18Call an ambulance.
11:21I've got no battery.
11:23Boom!
11:35Balls!
11:36Ah, the ball!
11:37Ah, the ball!
11:38Mickey!
11:50Hey, what's her name?
11:52I don't know.
11:52We found her on the street.
11:54Okay, and what's you had?
11:54Er, heroin.
11:56Mm-hmm.
12:07Okay, naloxone, two milligrams.
12:20Okay, just keep her talking.
12:22Get me IV access.
12:25You're okay.
12:26It's okay.
12:27Give me IV access.
12:28Keep me IV access.
12:28Keep her monitored.
12:29We can give her oxygen.
12:30Okay?
12:31Ah.
12:32Ah.
12:34Ah.
12:35Ah.
12:36Ah.
12:38Ah.
12:38Ah.
12:38Ah.
12:50Uh.
12:51Uh.
12:56Post office, police, coming through.
12:58Excuse me, scuse me.
12:59Post office, Bobby.
13:00Will you be all right?
13:01Uh, just do as I say.
13:05Hiya, Frank.
13:06Can you lend us a smoke?
13:09Jacky?
13:11You in hell, are you pregnant again?
13:13Yeah, getting engaged now when I turn 14.
13:15Well, congratulations, kids. Just what we need round here.
13:18What's this? Where's the rest?
13:21Fuck off.
13:21Child benefit, £18.10, times two kids' worth. Check it again.
13:34Right, if you think I'm fucking about here all day, filling in a new claims form,
13:40think I fucking get...
13:41Gallagher, Vernon Francis, child benefit, restart.
13:46Now!
13:47Stop!
13:49This is housing benefit.
13:54Housing benefit.
13:56If it's about a child benefit claim, you're in the wrong department.
14:11Excuse me, look. I want to report a violation of the Human Rights Act.
14:15Hang on, mate.
14:18I thought it...
14:20I thought it was Mick Hucknell. I've got this phobia about him.
14:23He's fucking worse than clowns.
14:25It's not gingers, per se. You know, I'm cool with that. Well, some of me best mates...
14:29Well, not best mates, but, you know, it's just that curly-haired ginger ponce.
14:35He just gives me the creeps. It's an involuntary medical condition.
14:39Even the mention of his name just gives me the willies.
14:41Ugh! He just crept up on us!
14:44I know it's not him.
14:45It just looks so like it, doesn't it? Just something gets me started.
14:49Have you got a car for sale?
14:51Yeah, well, what's the address? Because I'm coming down now.
14:54Anchorway?
14:55Right, well, I'm on Anchorway right now. Where the fuck is CK Autos?
14:58All right, Carlos.
15:03It's a bit fucking different to the photo, Ches.
15:05It's an old photo, that.
15:06It's an old photo. It's a different fucking reg and everything.
15:10I sell loads of these. Low profile.
15:12You'll never get a pull from the dibble in one of these.
15:15It's a classic. The ladies love a classic.
15:25Bits to the left, bits to the left. Yeah.
15:36Bollocks! Fucking score down the drain.
15:41Buy low, sell high. Basic business, Carlos.
15:44Bags in the boot.
15:46You scratch it, I sue. Comprende?
16:01I don't need to tell you to...
16:03...keep your mess shit about this, do I?
16:11So what was it, Padsmark?
16:13Well, is there another kind?
16:17No.
16:18I mean...
16:20...if this can terminate the drugs out there, then people should know, right?
16:23Yeah, too strong for her.
16:24Second time she's been in this month.
16:27I mean, I can see if they've got a bed for her tonight, but...
16:31Well, what about her family?
16:33Her mum?
16:33Well...
16:35Well...
16:35Well, let's see.
16:39Let's go.
16:43Dear God.
16:44Why am I now?
16:44For what a round?
16:53I will put this up.
16:55I will make my hands.
17:02We will put it, we will put it.
17:19I'm not gonna get any more in. I'll shift these back to the flat.
17:26Alright Karen. See ya babe.
17:29See ya.
17:30Fuck I'm late. Gotta get over to Longsite.
17:33Can't you just sack it off?
17:37I need to talk to ya.
17:40This is the first proper job I've ever had.
17:42It's like to be like a normal member of society.
17:58Sorry I'm late sister.
18:08Okay.
18:08Okay.
18:16Okay.
18:19Okay.
18:23Okay.
18:49You'll never guess what just happened.
18:51What?
18:52No, no.
18:53I can't tell ya.
18:57Sweet fit.
19:02What?
19:03Been training and that.
19:05This is that eco disaster outside.
19:09My.
19:13Something like this.
19:15Exactly like this.
19:17The man's a photoshop genius.
19:20What are you up to?
19:20Can't tell ya.
19:51Can't tell ya.
19:51Can't tell ya.
19:51Can't tell ya.
19:51Can't tell ya.
19:53Give me immortality.
19:57Change we need.
19:59I need change.
20:00I need change.
20:01I need change.
20:02I need change.
20:02I need change.
20:02Get out.
20:03I need change.
20:11See, what did I tell ya?
20:12It's a recognised medical condition.
20:15What's this about child benefits?
20:17One of the few benefits of having them and now they've stopped it.
20:21Well what do you expect?
20:23Liam and Stella are officially wards of court in foster care.
20:25What, so little Liam's supposed to get a job in a call centre to pay for his turkey twizzlers,
20:29is he?
20:29No.
20:30His foster parents are expected to pay for them.
20:32Out of their allowance.
20:34Foster.
20:35Care.
20:36Allowance.
20:37Have you not got any more tin patties, Stan?
20:39No, I don't think we sell it.
20:40£271.68 a week for Stella.
20:42It's like tripe and rabbit in jelly patty.
20:44You know, if we're going on toast.
20:45For Liam, where's my fucking end?
20:48Did I have a picture of a cat on the tin?
20:49That's it.
20:50You wouldn't even have any kids to foster if it wasn't for me.
20:52My fucking child benefits been stolen.
20:54Is it called Pussy Munch?
20:55That's it.
20:55That's the one.
20:57Bottom shelf.
20:58Centre.
20:58Next to the dog biscuits, Lillian.
21:00That money is to pay for their upkeep.
21:03That money stopped me child benefit.
21:04Tough shit.
21:05I've had her all day anyway.
21:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:09The government themselves have decided to retire me from the parenting game.
21:14She's your legal responsibility now, Yvonne.
21:16You can't go abandoning children, can you?
21:20Frowned upon in fostering circles, innit?
21:23Right.
21:24I'll give Debbie £40 a week.
21:27That'll cover the child benefit.
21:28You have Stella.
21:30Nine while six day times, I'll give you £2 an hour.
21:33£2.50.
21:34£2.50.
21:35£2.40.
21:36£2.30.
21:37£2.30.
21:38I'll tell you what, how does 190 sound?
21:40£2.20.
21:41£1.80.
21:42All right.
21:42No, no, no.
21:43£2.00.
21:44£1.70.
21:45Oh, fuck's sake.
21:46Deal.
21:46Deal.
21:49One man can make a difference.
21:53You've got an e-mailing on.
21:56We would be most delighted to put your two exciting new signings on tonight's guest list.
22:00Best wishes for the forthcoming season.
22:03Mark off.
22:03You've got an e-mailing.
22:13Step up.
22:13But now, let's go.
22:13Come on.
22:19Oh, my God.
22:23What are you doing?
22:24Guys.
22:31Bye-bye.
22:32Move! Move!
22:49Is this below profile?
22:57Draven gets ready.
23:28What the fuck are you doing?
23:30Same as any other self-respecting young free single millionaire footballer.
23:34Here's the three bottle of champers.
23:37So whatever celebrities you got in here tonight?
23:38You're not a celeb!
23:39Even the guest list don't beg to differ, man.
23:41Except for that fucking idiot who told him I'm Danish.
23:43Watch out!
23:44There's girls in here hooked to the tabloids looking for dumb young footballers.
23:48It's a filth full of coke, fucking senseless, and exposed to papers.
23:53Right, well, if anyone come asking, I'll be over here.
24:07If you're waiting for me to beg for my life, I swear to you I won't.
24:18With a good one!
24:19Come on!
24:26I'll be over here!
24:27Come on!
24:29Leave me!
24:31Leave me alone!
24:33Leave me alone!
24:37Like I'm gonna leave me alone!
24:37Leave me alone!
24:39Leave me alone!
24:42Leave me alone!
24:51I mean, I'm here to tell you I'm sorry.
25:07I'm so sorry.
25:26Ladies and gentlemen, just have your attention for a moment.
25:30We have a very special guest with us here tonight, all the way from the Ukraine, pop sensation
25:37Douma Palouma.
25:48There he is.
25:51As I am sure you all know, this is Danish international footballer, Carlos Larsen.
26:00He is very surprised for me to be here, as we have been together for four years tonight.
26:15You know, when I first saw him, he was playing in the final against Aberdezen, and in the
26:24very last minutes, he took the ball from his own goalposts, down the wing, shaking off defenders,
26:30and scored the winning goal.
26:34The crowd picked you up and carried you on their shoulders, chanting, Carlos, Carlos.
26:42And then you started to cry, like a little girl.
26:49And then you pissed your pants.
26:59And you were standing in front of all of those people, sobbing like a little girl with pissed
27:07pants.
27:07I said then, that is passionate man.
27:15One day, I would dance with that man.
27:24Happy birthday to you.
27:26Happy birthday to you.
27:29Happy birthday to you.
27:33Happy birthday, Carlos Larsen.
27:36Happy birthday to you.
27:40Who you were.
27:46Happy birthday to him.
27:57Why are you doing this?
27:58Famous football and Carlos Larsen.
28:01Happy birthday, Manchester football boy.
28:05No..
28:07Ladies and gentlemen, can I get you any more drinks?
28:10Vodka!
28:14Where are you from in Denmark?
28:18It's a little town just outside of Stockholm. You probably will know it.
28:23I thought Stockholm was in Sweden.
28:31Well, yes, it is a few miles from Sweden.
28:36In Ikea?
28:38Yes.
28:40And you're from Ukraine?
28:42Oh, you know it?
28:43No.
28:44The way the fuck you ask.
29:19You don't have much of an accident.
29:22Well, no, I just have a good round of luck.
29:24No.
29:25Those girls, they are friends of yours?
29:29What, they?
29:30No, I've only just met them.
29:32I don't even know their names.
29:33Good.
29:35They remind me of vampires.
29:38Oh, is it, is it V or we?
29:41It's vampires.
29:43No, it's vampires.
29:45You're right.
29:54You'll get me burning luck.
29:57You'll get me burning tough.
30:00Oh I dream, I dream.
30:04I dream, I dream, I dream, I dream.
30:12Don't miss me!
30:19nih- password
30:21They are both Mendel.
30:22That's for Mandy. She's got herself a decent job.
30:26Running properties with her new fiancée.
30:31They've got an engagement party tomorrow night at the Jockey.
30:34It's the pub that...
30:38Jimmy, my eldest, runs.
30:43Nice.
30:59I thought about you a lot.
31:02They call that Stockholm Syndrome.
31:06And about Rachel.
31:15She was a good girl.
31:19Beautiful.
31:23She didn't hang out with the wrong sort.
31:27Bali lessons.
31:29Gymnastics.
31:30Horse riding.
31:32Better schools.
31:34Extra tutoring.
31:35Never a minute spare.
31:40It's all thrown away.
31:43To die on the floor of a squat.
31:50A squat.
31:57Kids.
32:00Give them the opportunities you never had.
32:03Everything I never had.
32:04Not like me. I was pregnant and on my own at 19.
32:07Yeah?
32:09Mm-hmm.
32:15Where is Mr. Maureen?
32:19Oh, he's long gone.
32:23Yeah.
32:27You try keeping a man in your life with all that going on.
32:30They don't stay long, none of them.
32:36We didn't really see eye to eye
32:38when it came to keeping drug dealers tied up in the spare bedroom.
32:52It's all.
32:56Oh, sorry.
33:14It wasn't, um...
33:17It wasn't, um...
33:17It wasn't Rachel's dad or anything.
33:18Yeah.
33:22Didn't really know her.
33:35Sooner or later...
33:39Everybody runs away from me.
33:45Did Rachel run away?
33:46Mm-hmm.
33:47Yeah.
33:50Why do you think she did that?
33:53I don't know.
33:58Must have heard.
34:02You pick up the pieces.
34:15You ever see her again?
34:19Um...
34:19There was this...
34:20The one time she came...
34:21She came and called at the house.
34:26But...
34:28You didn't see her?
34:32Um...
34:32No...
34:32No, not quite.
34:33I did, um...
34:35Yeah, I did.
34:35I opened the door.
34:39But...
34:49Did you shut that door in her mind?
34:55What?
34:56Did she come to you for help?
34:57I...
35:02She needed to learn...
35:03That there were boundaries.
35:05And she couldn't just come...
35:06Swanning back into my life...
35:08With all that chaos.
35:09I'd moved on.
35:13I needed to show her I was serious.
35:21I didn't think that she'd...
35:23I didn't think that she'd...
35:24All this time you've been looking for someone to blame.
35:32If I knew who was responsible for the death of my child...
35:34I'd personally deliver them to the gates of hell.
35:37Oh...
36:17Oh
36:24Tabloid
36:28Cheers for the video mate boss
36:33There doesn't appear to be any players from United called Shensei
36:42But feel free to send out the videos you may have of you sucking off your grown body
37:04Do you mind just going upstairs then?
37:09What's up with you?
37:11You
37:11But why you being all moody now we got home and thought we had a buzz
37:14It was a laugh
37:16Being different people
37:18But now you default to being the same reject from a carry-on film
37:29Do you want to hear a theory?
37:32Carl
37:33Not as thick as he looks
37:35Hmm
37:37It's a wild theory
37:39And if it's true the universe might just implode
37:42What if it's all a ploy to make you jealous?
37:44Oh
37:45Luke I might have been interested once but no
37:47Cos it did provoke a pretty extreme reaction
37:51You might not have anticipated you turning up at the club
37:54But since you did all your cards have laid on the table
37:57Any attempts at bluffing is meaningless
38:01Get the fuck out of here
38:02Come on metal Mickey
38:15The wonder of nature Bunty
38:17The joy to be around
38:19Gift
38:21It's a shame you never had any of your own
38:24You can't put a price on spending time with your kids
38:28But if you had to how does fifty pence an hour down?
38:32Yeah?
38:32The honest PCA might not be prepared to give you a second chance Bunty but I will
38:37Deal
38:38Great
38:39See you later
38:44If I can give him a second chance you should be able to alright
38:47You can't go through with this you've got to call this engagement off
38:50I'm trying to tell you something and I don't know how to tell you here
38:54Would this be the same thing you've been saying since I met him?
38:57No!
38:59Although I do think he's a cunt and I wish you'd never laid eyes on him
39:02Have you any idea what it's like trying to move on?
39:05Knowing that not even everyone you know but everyone you care about thinks you're a knob
39:09Because of something they know fuck all about
39:12Any fucking idea how insulting to my intelligence that is?
39:15You fucked me!
39:20I'm pregnant
39:35Karen
39:38You need help
39:41I think you might need to see someone
39:44You're retreating into your own little fantasy world to compensate for your problems
39:49Problems?
39:51Losing the baby
39:53And I know you're not happy
39:57Joe's told me about what happened
40:00When you...
40:01You coming on to make the football
40:06I'm not angry
40:10He's not angry
40:11Karen
40:12What the fuck are you talking about?
40:13Karen
40:14It's not an admission of defeat to take some help
40:18Do you know what?
40:22Just get the fuck away from me
40:26I was trying to help you
40:28Just do one
40:32Sorry
40:33Mandate phone for you
40:40You're not gonna believe this
40:42A woman's just called to say she's found a wallet
40:44With 300 quid in it, no ID, just a raffle ticket
40:47For a raffle at the Jockey pub Chatsworth
40:49Says would she be able to return it to the rightful owner
40:52Or should she take it to the police station?
40:54No!
40:54Serious!
40:55It could be someone's wages
40:58Wages?
40:58Wages, that's a killer
41:02Okay
41:03Attention everyone
41:04It's probably not worth asking
41:06But has anyone lost a wallet?
41:09With 300 quid and a raffle ticket inside it
41:11No!
41:12No!
41:20Seriously!
41:21No!
41:21I was just sat there thinking
41:23I'd just get myself another pint
41:25And I'd put my hand in my pocket
41:27And I thought that's funny
41:28Where's my wallet?
41:30I've got a wallet
41:30I've got a wallet
41:31I've got a wallet
41:31I've just
41:31As if you'd buy a raffle ticket
41:36How dare you?
41:40Nice little engagement gift, that
41:42Just get back here with the Dole Rapid
41:44Can't be dealing with this engagement
41:45Doing the family on me own
41:47Hey
41:48See you later
42:03And so
42:05In the time honoured tradition of the fairy tale
42:08It begins
42:10Once upon a time
42:11And ends happily ever after
42:14But
42:16Just like old Lenny Crabstick sang in that song
42:21Sometimes
42:23It ain't over
42:24Till it's over
42:31Hello
42:32I'm Mandy Maguire
42:33I spoke on the phone earlier
42:34About the wallet
42:47And the winning ticket is
42:49And the winning ticket is
42:50Number 76
42:52Aww
42:53Yeah baby!
42:55Yeah!
42:57Yeah!
42:59Yeah!
43:00Yeah!
43:01Yeah!
43:02Yeah!
43:03Yeah!
43:04Yeah!
43:08What's up?
43:09Hello
43:10Hello
43:10Sweet hide
43:11How are you?
43:14You all right?
43:16Mimi
43:17That problem
43:19I want you to know
43:20I've fixed it
43:21Maureen
43:23That psycho bitch
43:24Who was outside my house at 5 o'clock this morning
43:26Threatening to kill herself
43:29Screaming all over the estate
43:30Looking for you
43:32You haven't sorted anything
43:34You've just made things worse
43:36Now you really will have to sort it
43:38Dove cars outside, they're here!
43:40Yes
43:44Shhh
43:48Shhh
43:49Arghh
43:53Ah shit, she's not with me
43:55She won't be long
44:11I'm, um...
44:12a friend of your father's.
44:18Are you Maureen?
44:23The one that kidnapped him?
44:29I just think it's about time we put this whole thing to bed.
44:32If you'll help me.
44:40I'll just go and see if the kettle's boiled.
44:54It's not fair that I took that call.
44:56She could've told me about it.
44:58Three hundred quid?
44:59No way would've told any of you fuckers.
45:01Why didn't she?
45:02I don't know.
45:03Specifically asked for Mandy Maguire.
45:06What?
45:06I should've just asked her.
45:07Do you know what I mean?
45:08What's it regarding?
45:09Yeah.
45:09Ah, oh, it's two, quick.
45:11Hi.
45:12Nice, it's cool.
45:14No way?
45:17No way.
45:29No way.
45:32No way.
45:34No way.
45:35No way.
45:38But don't want to get all the cards.
45:41Hello? Hello?
46:02Mandy, when you get this message, call your diary soon as possible, OK?
46:19Get out the fuck away!
46:58Dad!
46:59Mandy! Mandy!
47:02Mandy! Mandy!
47:04Dad! Dad!
47:08Dad!
47:11Mandy!
47:17Dad!
47:23No!
47:24No!
47:25No!
47:25No!
47:26No!
47:26No!
47:27No!
47:29No!
47:33No!
47:38No!
47:40No!
47:42No!
47:42No!
47:45No!
47:46No!
47:47No!
47:47No!
48:15No!
48:16No!
48:17No!
48:23No!
48:25No!
48:26No!
48:26No!
48:29No!
48:40No!
48:45No!
48:46No!
48:47No!
48:50No!
49:00No!
49:22No!
49:22No!
49:22No!
49:22No!
49:29No!
49:32No!
49:33No!
49:34No!
49:35No!
49:38No!
49:40No!
49:40No!
49:41No!
49:41No!
49:43No!
49:45No!
49:47No!
49:57No!
50:06No!
50:07No!
50:09No!
50:11No!
50:11No!
50:12No!
50:13No!
50:15No!
50:15No!
50:15No!
50:16No!
50:17the stem
50:18Since the
50:21lovely
50:22are sleeping
50:25Go
50:27sleep
50:29now with
50:31them
50:34Thus
50:35kindly
50:36I'll scatter
50:39Nine leaves
50:43or the
50:45bed
50:52Where
50:53thy mates
50:55of thy
50:57garden
50:59lie
51:01scentless
51:03and
51:05dead
51:15and
51:26and
51:30and
51:31and
51:32and
51:32and
51:33and
51:46and
51:47and
51:47and
51:48and
51:58and
52:00and
52:15and
52:17and
52:17and
52:18and
52:32and
52:36and
52:37and
52:41and
52:54and
53:05and
53:06and
53:06and
53:06and
53:07standing here
53:08some rongan
53:09down the front starts chanting
53:10Manchester
53:11la la la
53:12Manchester
53:13la la la
53:14and
53:14and
53:15Ian Brown just says to him
53:16it ain't where you're from mate
53:18it's where you're at right
53:21that band
53:22could have changed the world
53:24it was theirs for the taking
53:26they had it all
53:29but just like Georgie Best twenty years earlier
53:32what could have been never was
53:34never was
53:35and it broke our hearts
53:38Manchester
53:39the world's first industrial ghetto
53:42it ain't where you're from
53:44it's where you're at
53:47and
53:48and so twenty years on
53:49this is where we're at
53:52bon vivos
53:53are us
53:55people round here make the most of the time they've been given
53:58and they know
53:59that life is unfair
54:01and all too brief
54:04but yeah
54:06some of them might have had too many nipples
54:08and not enough teeth
54:09but when all said and done
54:10they're smart enough to understand that one of the most vital necessities in life
54:15and death for that matter
54:17is the know how to throw
54:19a tie
54:21SCAREL
54:24SCAREL
54:25SCAREL
54:26SCAREL
54:27SCAREL
54:29SCAREL
54:30SCAREL
54:30SCAREL
54:32SCAREL
54:33SCAREL
54:34SCAREL
54:35SCAREL
55:05SCAREL
55:18Yeah?
55:19My name's Mr Twill.
55:21I'm a foster care assessor.
55:23I have an appointment.
55:24Yeah, they don't live here anymore at the next door.
55:26I have an interview with a Mr Francis Gallagher.
55:29He's registered his interest in becoming a foster parent.
55:33Urgh!
55:36Urgh!
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