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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 3
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00:00How old is everyone?
00:0221
00:02Liar
00:03As our celebs
00:05Everyone's so young
00:06Like a flex we trust
00:09Only lie down now
00:10DATING
00:11This is hell
00:22Welcome to Celebs Go Dating
00:25The only place dedicated to helping romantically challenged celebrities
00:29Cop off with members of the public
00:31Ah yes, they have come through, the photographs
00:35It's a new day at the agency where Tom snuck onto Anna's laptop
00:39To access some pretty x-ray material by the sounds of things
00:42Oh yes, the top view, that's majestic
00:47Sounds like he's logged onto P-Dog's OnlyFans page
00:49Wait till you see the bottom view, Tommy boy
00:52Cavanous
00:52And we can always add candles, can't we?
00:54You'd have to ask him first, you kinky sod
00:56Speaking of which, here comes our resident sexpert, Dr Tara
01:00And what happens is that everybody's so chummy by the middle of the evening
01:04That you feel like you've known them for eons
01:06No, no, well that sounds lovely, sort of flappery
01:09Oh, hi Bib
01:10Flappery's fine
01:11No, I think that sounds sublime
01:13Tom, you can't just ignore her, she's a doctor
01:17Luckily these two have arrived
01:18Ooh, it's brass monkeys
01:22Brass monkeys?
01:23It's slang, it's cold enough out there to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey
01:26Pretty weird, I'll give you that
01:28No, no, it'll be absolutely lovely
01:29Right, shall we?
01:32Weird knocking to go into your own office
01:34Easy peasy, and then the same way home
01:36Oh, early bird
01:36Hello, hello
01:37Hi, double trouble
01:38That's a surprise
01:39All right, bye
01:40Bye, bye
01:41He's busy
01:42He's so busy
01:43I've just been firming up with them all
01:44And the mixer
01:45Yes
01:46That's right
01:47It's nearly first mixer time, Bibbit
01:49I'd better get down
01:50Because we've got James, David and Gabby in today
01:52T, you're working too hard, too hard
01:55Work hard, let's face it
01:56He does a naffle bit of cleaning and then a chat
01:59See you soon
02:00But it's nearly there
02:01Very, very, very nearly there
02:02Exciting
02:05Grazy
02:06Jesus, he got downstairs quickly
02:07I reckon trousers down, slide down a banister
02:10And it's a good job too
02:11Because the first celeb of the day is on his way
02:14Looking like a sexy Battenberg
02:16It's David Potts
02:17And just like Battenberg
02:18He's very sweet
02:19But always goes down well
02:21Gobble, gobble
02:22Hello, celebrity dating agency
02:24Hi, Tom, it's David
02:25David
02:27David coming due
02:28Who's David coming due?
02:30No bro boys, no new friends
02:32I'm that person, give me my steps
02:34Ain't no love, ain't no shade
02:35No that, no that, no that
02:37Hello, my darling boy
02:40Oh, look
02:42Hello
02:44You smell gorgeous
02:45Oh, thank you
02:46It's something me and very old ladies wear
02:49Lavender and the look of fear that death is just run the corner
02:52Oh, it's gorgeous
02:52It's a lost scent actually
02:54You have to go down the sort of perfume equivalent of the black web to get it
02:58Ah, okay
02:59It's called Amazon, Tom, it's so dramatic
03:01Oh, you're here, my entreaties to the gods have been answered
03:05Was you requesting me back?
03:08Oh, I was
03:08Was I at the top of the list?
03:10Yep, just after
03:11Joey Essex, Pete Wick, Charlotte Dawson, Sam Thompson, Chloe Simms and Kerry Katona
03:14Yep, top of the list
03:15You know, I can tell a lot has happened to you in the interim
03:18Yeah
03:19In the interim, the outer rim, whichever rim really
03:22Are you excited about having your first consultation?
03:25Yes, I am
03:26And obviously I've never had advice from Dr. Tara
03:29Would you like to finger her volume to get flavour?
03:32I don't think he's into her genre to be honest, Tom
03:34Oh, okay, your book
03:37Yes
03:38The internet's resident sexpert
03:41Yes, that's what she is
03:42How do you like it?
03:44Available at all good book shops and some shit porn shops
03:46There's nothing she doesn't know
03:48She can be endlessly pumped and the well never run astray
03:52My kind of lady
03:56Now, here's someone else who's used to endlessly pumping
03:59Endlessly pumping out some serious shoes, that is
04:02It's Professor Green, a.k.a. Steven, with a PH
04:05On his way to his first ever meet-up
04:07Definitely not a date
04:09To be honest, I don't know if I'm even ready to date
04:11But there's more pressure than needs to be on it
04:13By saying it's a date
04:14Meeting? What works for you?
04:16Meet-up?
04:17A drink?
04:18I don't know
04:19How about meet-up?
04:20But does that feel more comfortable for you?
04:22Perfect, because that really is all it is
04:25Is it a silly question?
04:26Is this a nerve-wracking prospect?
04:30Erm
04:31Yeah, this is the first time I've ever met anyone
04:35Or had a situation like this
04:37You've got this big guy
04:38Stop talking like a virgin
04:39You're a rapper
04:40Having the gift of the gab's part of the job
04:42I was like, what do people say when they do this stuff?
04:44Oh, God
04:45I know very little about Viv apart from
04:47She promised incredible conversation
04:51Erm, I gather she likes music given she's a DJ
04:54I wanna know what her guilty pleasures are
04:57I often think guilty pleasures shouldn't even be called guilty pleasures
04:59You've clearly never been to one of my hide the grapefruit parties
05:07Back at HQ
05:09Agency's second timer DP is heading into see Dr T and PCB
05:14Watch out for the angle on that mirror David
05:16In those shorts you might see a celeb Todger before 12pm
05:18David Potts
05:20Pots and pans
05:21Pots and pans
05:22Yes, yes
05:22Classic Dr 2
05:25At the dinner party the agents revealed David's first date would be with Mark
05:29Oh, my God
05:30Oh, my God
05:31He has jacked me getting
05:33Oh, my God
05:35I need to chill out but what the fuck
05:37Oh, my God
05:39This is love
05:40I mean he has a big personality
05:43No shit
05:43I feel like he had a bigger personality the last time he was at the agency
05:48Really?
05:49I can't
05:49What I'm most curious about is what has changed to allow him to be a little bit more reserved
05:57Hello!
05:59Yeah, much more reserved
06:02Are you not wearing any bottoms?
06:04I've got nothing on
06:06Oh, wow
06:07You're back, you're back
06:08I'm back, baby
06:09You're back
06:09I wish that it was in the memo that we're not wearing pants today
06:13You know what David, I've never seen you in pants before
06:16Well, I hope he's wearing pants now
06:17Because he's sitting on a crane couch
06:19I had him on at the dinner party
06:21Oh, I didn't look below the table
06:23I should have just gone like that
06:24I had pants on
06:27David, are you going to show up differently this time than you were previously at the agency?
06:31Wear some trousers for a start
06:33I mean I definitely took it semi-serious last time but
06:38Semi
06:39Babe, if anything I know about a semi is it doesn't work
06:42No
06:44In my experience, whack an elastic band on the base, act confident, you'll be alright
06:48I think this time round in the agency is very different for me
06:51Last time I was here my guard was very much up
06:54Whereas this time I'm so open because I really want to make a go of this
06:59You had not had though a relationship prior to your time last at the agency
07:05No
07:05So have you had one since?
07:07Nope
07:07For the last seven years
07:09For the last 32, love
07:12What do you think it is that you're missing by not being in a relationship?
07:17Trousers
07:17Like watching my mum and dad, my grandma and then when my grandad was alive, like them together
07:23Like I want that
07:26Like I'm very happy with my life, but there is definitely that part missing
07:33It would just be nice to like debrief with someone at the end of the day
07:36Do you know what I mean?
07:38Mhm
07:38You know like all that stuff that couples do
07:41Yes
07:42I don't need somebody
07:46But I 100% want it more than anything
07:49Aw David, I want you to have it too
07:51To me, you do still seem impulsive
07:56Mhm
07:57Yeah, I think I'm an impulsive person
07:59Yes
08:00For sure
08:01I can relate with you because I used to be like super impulsive as well
08:06Yeah
08:07And I think now what I have is controlled impulse
08:10That's what I need
08:12When you think about your upcoming date with Mark, we can begin to work on this already
08:17Mhm, okay
08:18So for example, you see him, he doesn't look like the photo
08:22Okay
08:23Now what's a controlled decision?
08:25What would that be?
08:27Scream inside
08:28Yes
08:29Then let it breathe
08:31Then let it breathe
08:32Then just have a ball and see what happens
08:34He's learning
08:35But the thing is then if he looks better than the picture
08:38I don't, I'll be like a fizzing
08:40Then you can scream
08:41Bottle ready to explode
08:42Maybe not
08:43But then you don't make a quick decision like you know what
08:45Right
08:45This is my partner for life
08:47Right
08:47Get to a place where you are regulated
08:50Still water
08:51Still water
08:52That's good
08:53Let's let's go with that
08:54Okay
08:54Because I'm always sparkling
08:55Yes, yes
08:56Still water
08:57Still water
08:58That's the only time you make a decision
08:59Mhm
09:00Okay
09:00Control your impulse
09:02Okay
09:02Good stop
09:04Well then on that note then
09:06Then David thank you for coming
09:07No thank you
09:08Thank you guys
09:09Bye
09:09Bye
09:10Come here
09:11Have fun
09:11Mwah mwah
09:12Come on in
09:14Come on in
09:14Gorgeous as always
09:15I'll see you soon
09:16Always always
09:16Alright we'll see you
09:17Bye
09:18Bye bye bye bye bye bye
09:20That was so lovely
09:21I believe you really can find love this time
09:25I strongly believe that actually
09:27And you know some people are dreams
09:29Some people are fountains
09:30He's a fountain
09:33Yep
09:33A fountain full of moisturiser and fake tan
09:35But a great guy with it
09:40Okay it's date o'clock
09:41Or as Steven with a PH would put it
09:43Daytime meet up o'clock
09:45And bang on time
09:46Here comes Viv
09:47With a V I and a V
09:49I look so good
09:50And I don't need your validation
09:53I'm hoping to learn more about Steven as a person
09:57The man behind the music
09:59And what he's passionate about
10:01And just the real, just the real him I guess
10:04The real Slim Shady?
10:06Oh no that's the other one
10:07Anyway we've got our Miss Scarlet
10:09Now all we need is our Professor Green
10:11Who I suspect might be bringing his lead pipe in
10:14When he sees Viv
10:15Hi Viv
10:16Hello
10:17How are you?
10:17I'm good
10:18You alright?
10:19Nice to meet you
10:19How are you?
10:20Nice to meet you
10:20Yeah I'm good
10:24How's life?
10:26Oh god he looks like a nervy dog at Battersea
10:27My first impressions of Viv
10:29She's gorgeous
10:30But I do struggle making small talk
10:32How do you sit across from someone you've never met
10:34And make conversations?
10:37Come on Stevie boy you got this
10:40Okay
10:40Where about she from?
10:42And he's off
10:43So I'm originally from Houston Stowe
10:45Okay
10:45So East London girl
10:46East 17
10:47East 17
10:48Like the band?
10:49Loved the band
10:50I loved the band
10:50What was your favourite East 17 song?
10:53Stay
10:53Here we go as we go
10:55We'll work
10:55Big tune
10:57Brian Harvey man
10:58Yeah?
10:59Yeah
10:59It was Be you
10:59You
11:00It was been Be you
11:01I don't know
11:01pouco
11:01His voice was a bit of bit
11:04Only because we couldn't book Brian Harvey
11:07By the way there's literally a path behind you
11:09and my eyes have got a habit of wanting to process every bit of information
11:12that there is, just to let you know, I'm not at all being elsewhere.
11:17No, not at all, absolutely not.
11:19Yeah, it's cool, as long as you don't let it distract you too much.
11:23There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you, sorry.
11:26Oh, dear, Stephen, look at the pH.
11:29OK.
11:29Yeah.
11:31Nice.
11:33OK.
11:34And now another one, sorry.
11:35Bad, Stephen, no, no, naughty boy, bad boy.
11:38That tree must stink a piss.
11:49Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
11:51where we are just a few hours away from tonight's first mixer,
11:54but back with pro green who saw a dog stopping by a tree, P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
12:00Where's my record, Bill?
12:03So, what's that from DJing, what'd you do?
12:04I write comedy for television.
12:06Wicked.
12:07Yeah, so, yeah, got some funnies on a few shows,
12:10making other comedians look funnier than they are.
12:13Oh, really?
12:14How much do you charge asking for a friend?
12:16What are you excited about at the minute?
12:17What am I excited about at the minute?
12:21Erm...
12:22Horses?
12:22Do you know what?
12:23Music, again?
12:24Nice.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Yes.
12:25Very much music.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Because music's the one thing that I'll come up with a lyric
12:29and I'll shake my hands.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Do you know what I mean?
12:32Absolutely not, no.
12:33Do you want to buy, like, shake your hands?
12:34Like, I'll literally shake my hands when I get a lyric,
12:36like, when I find that piece of the puzzle,
12:38it gives me an excitement...
12:40Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
12:40..that I don't really get from anything else.
12:42What gives you that excitement?
12:43What are you excited about?
12:44I love creating things.
12:45When I create something, I'm like, yeah, I feel alive,
12:49as cliche as it sounds.
12:50All right, well, she likes creating something
12:52and he likes shaking his own hands.
12:54We've all learnt something, and weirdly,
12:55there might be hope on this meet-up after all.
13:02Talking of hands, Gabby's got hers
13:04full of the wet, slippery little Johnny
13:05she was given on her first date through the agency.
13:13Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
13:15Hello, I'm here for the agency.
13:17Oh, Gabby.
13:18Come in, come in, come in.
13:21It's not that easy, it's not that easy
13:25these days come and I'm meant to please me.
13:30Come in, come in.
13:33Hello.
13:34Hello, Tom.
13:36Oh, you have a little friend.
13:38This is little Johnny.
13:40Where did you get him?
13:41My date.
13:42Brought him.
13:42Your date?
13:43Oh, I see.
13:44He was big Johnny and this is little Johnny,
13:46and I think I would love it if you guys could just take him off me.
13:49Leave it out, Gabs.
13:50If we were given a fish every time our clients had a shit date,
13:53Tom's office wouldn't look like Billingsgate
13:54and not just smell like it.
13:59Speaking of shit dates or shit meet-ups, whatever,
14:01back with Stephen with a PH.
14:05Seen his boat?
14:11Oh, it's called the ship, isn't it?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:13That'll do it.
14:14Maritime Museum.
14:16Over there in Greenwich.
14:18Greenwich.
14:19Yes.
14:20Greenwich Mean Time.
14:22Yes.
14:23Yeah.
14:24GMT.
14:25Yep.
14:25There you go.
14:25Jesus Christ.
14:27Apparently, if you were to buy a boat back in the day,
14:29they had to make you a model to some sort of scale,
14:32so some of these boats were actually...
14:34Oh, models for...
14:35For people who bought the boats.
14:36Like a prototype sort of thing.
14:37Oh, that's an interesting story.
14:39Is it an interesting story?
14:41Is it?
14:43I don't think it is.
14:45Sorry to this term.
14:46You're not, mate.
14:47You're doing us a favour.
14:48Grab a chair, will you?
14:49I think we offended the chef by sending...
14:50I mean, we could have shared one, couldn't we?
14:52Probably could, haven't we?
14:53I mean, that would have been a bit...
14:54Next time, wee!
14:55That would have been...
14:55Hey, wee!
14:57Hold up!
14:58Is the big bad wrap a blushing?
15:01It's a loss for words to that.
15:02Sorry, I can't even blast it now.
15:03I don't know how, but Stevie's ship chat
15:05must have floated Viv's boat.
15:07I'm not just saying it.
15:07I actually have had a really nice time.
15:10Likewise.
15:11Shall we just split these?
15:12No, I'll get this one.
15:13Thank you, I appreciate it.
15:15That's all right.
15:15When you're ready.
15:17Thank you very much, guys.
15:18Thank you so much.
15:20Shall we make a move?
15:21Yeah, let's do it.
15:22I've had a really nice time.
15:24Have you?
15:25Thank you for...
15:26Okay.
15:27Coming on a date with me.
15:28It was lovely hanging out.
15:29Well, it wasn't all plain sailing for the prof,
15:31but he navigated some choppy waters
15:34and set sail for home.
15:35And I've run out of sea bass metaphors.
15:37Where's little Johnny when you need him?
15:39Stephen was really, like, easy to talk to.
15:41I would see Stephen again.
15:43Date two would be great.
15:44I feel good about how it went.
15:46Lots to process.
15:47It was wicked.
15:48She's got a great vibe.
15:50But beyond that, I don't know yet.
15:52You can see why he's a professor.
15:54See you back at the lab.
15:58From pro green to pro glow now,
16:00and it's David who's on his way to his first date with Mark.
16:04Fuck her up, big boy.
16:06There is that slight little bit of nerves,
16:08but it's like, you know,
16:09just like a little bit of a belly twinge.
16:12That could just be your nuts tied up
16:13in your three-inch running shoes.
16:14I just need to think controlled impulsivity
16:18or something like that.
16:19So basically control my impulsions.
16:23Fucking word, Ez.
16:27Yeah.
16:28So let's hope it's not a short king.
16:30If he is, you'll have to bend down to kiss his ring.
16:36You OK?
16:36Hi, hi.
16:37Hi, nice to meet you.
16:38You OK?
16:38Right, it's the moment of truth, Tom,
16:40to find out how tall Mark is.
16:42Hi.
16:43Hello.
16:43Hi, nice to meet you.
16:44You too.
16:45I'm David.
16:46Smart.
16:46Oh, this is over.
16:47Mark, you OK?
16:48Yeah.
16:52Oh, what are you going to drink?
16:55I am a little boring.
16:57Little and boring.
16:58What catch?
16:59So I'm going to do, like, a gin and tonic.
17:01I feel like that's...
17:01That's not boring.
17:02It is boring.
17:02A bit classic.
17:03Yeah, no, it's classic.
17:05Classically boring.
17:06What are you getting?
17:06Do you know what?
17:07I might get an Aperol sprit.
17:08OK.
17:08I think I'm going to go with that, maybe.
17:10But I will have a little nosy at the other things.
17:12Nosy.
17:12I'm still getting used to a lot of, like, the English slang.
17:14Oh, God, yeah.
17:15And the accents, for sure.
17:17Like, I bet my accent's very different
17:18to everyone around here, innit?
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20I absolutely did an inside scream when Mark stood up.
17:24But I'm not going to let my impulsions take over.
17:28I'm going to enjoy the day and see what happens.
17:30You never know.
17:31He could be the love of my life.
17:33I think, right, I don't want to big myself up,
17:35but I think I can do quite a good Australian accent.
17:37Yeah.
17:37And then you can try and do mine.
17:39Oh.
17:40Right, what do you want me to say?
17:43Do you want me to just go for it?
17:44Just go for it.
17:44OK.
17:46OK.
17:48I'm going to be there myself.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Get in character.
17:50Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
17:53You all right, Dave?
17:54Right, OK.
17:56G'day there.
17:57I'm David.
17:58I've come all the way from Bolton up north.
18:01It's been bloody lovely to be here with you today.
18:04I think I prefer that to his normal accent.
18:06How was that?
18:07That was pretty good.
18:08I just can't say.
18:09I don't think I'd be able to do, like...
18:10The justice.
18:12I've been giving it a go, though.
18:13This could be interesting.
18:15Ooh, I don't even know what to say.
18:17Hi, my name's...
18:19Oh, see?
18:19I can't...
18:20Anyway.
18:21Yeah.
18:22I tried.
18:23I tried.
18:24Well, aside from laughing in his date's face,
18:27Davey's doing well at being less impulsive so far.
18:29I'm impressed.
18:32On the other side of town,
18:34Gabby and a goldfish are off to meet the agents.
18:38Come on in.
18:41Oh, hello.
18:42What on earth?
18:44What did you bring with you?
18:45This is Little Johnny.
18:47At her first date,
18:48fisherman Johnny brought along a water-based wingman.
18:50Nobody's ever fetched you a goldfish.
18:52He also brought along some chat that truly sucked.
18:55I'd suck a fart out of your arse.
18:57Fit, aren't you?
18:58Which meant Gabs wasn't too keen to let her catch nearer...
19:01You get the idea.
19:02Little Johnny.
19:03Yes.
19:05And he's a gift from me to you,
19:07seeing as you sent me on a date with Big Johnny.
19:10What?
19:11You and Johnny have had a baby?
19:12Look, she's a dating expert, not a biologist, all right?
19:15Big Johnny brought this with him.
19:17Never in the history of the agency has this ever happened.
19:21And I've watched Gary Lucy be sick on a yacht.
19:23I was really kind of apprehensive about my date,
19:26and I think I had every reason to be.
19:28Said some of the most outrageous things to me.
19:30Such a...
19:31Like what?
19:31I can't say it.
19:32Say it.
19:33I can't say it.
19:33Go on, say it.
19:34You two are ladies.
19:36Was it that bad?
19:38What was it about?
19:39He told me he wants to suck a fart out of my arse.
19:42Don't knock it till you tried it.
19:48Agency first.
19:49That is an agency first.
19:49Two agency first, a fish.
19:51Fish and someone's chat up line being they want to suck a fart out of your butthole.
19:55I mean...
19:55I really have come into this with high hopes.
19:59I want to try and meet somebody,
20:02because otherwise I'm just like, what's the point of wasting my time?
20:05So, were you expecting, like, a husband right away?
20:09I mean, I wanted a husband years ago, hon.
20:12It's just not looking good.
20:13You know, you're going on, like, a long journey here with the agency.
20:17Spot on.
20:18I think managing expectations is going to be really key for you.
20:21You are a boss bitch, and we couldn't be more for that.
20:25Yes.
20:25Freaking love it.
20:26Love it, admire it.
20:27But I think there is perhaps a lot of work we can do around.
20:30Why?
20:31And I think that is often very indicative of possibly what you've gone through in your life.
20:36It's different.
20:37To move on, we need to know the past.
20:39Oh, God.
20:40I start from the top.
20:42I had a boyfriend, and then he cheated on me in the end.
20:47And then I had a boyfriend, who also cheated on me.
20:54So, then I went on North Island, and then I was with myself for a year.
21:00He cheated on me.
21:03And then...
21:04God, it's actually a running theme.
21:07And then the boy, the guy after him, cheated on me.
21:12I don't know why I'm getting upset.
21:19Woman to woman, that's the worst fucking thing ever.
21:22Yeah.
21:23It's kind of embarrassing when I just said it out loud.
21:26Just like, oh, my gosh.
21:30It wasn't your fault.
21:43Welcome back to Celemsco Dating, where after Gabby's date with fisherman Johnny floundered,
21:48it's all got a bit emotional for the Love Island ledge, who's been opening up about her two-timing exes.
21:53Oh, bless her.
21:54You are so resilient.
21:57You've got to hand it to Dr TNA dubs.
21:59Even when emotions run high, they're always there with expert insight.
22:05That's really shit.
22:07Thanks, Hannah.
22:08Gabby has shown real courage in opening up about her previous relationship trauma.
22:12It can be very painful to show that level of vulnerability,
22:15but what I do know is that it can lead, and will, I reckon, with Gabby, lead to growth.
22:21You've gone through many infidelities.
22:25I would say statistically more than what an average person would have endured.
22:31Why do you think they've cheated?
22:37I think whenever all of the people that have cheated on me,
22:41I think I've always put them on a pedestal and always believe that they're better than me.
22:48One of them even said to me once, oh, do you ever wonder why I chose you?
22:51What?
22:52Yeah.
22:54Because he was so in demand at the time.
22:56Oh, what a POS.
22:58You have dated some shit, man.
23:00Mm-hmm.
23:01I know.
23:01Mm-hmm.
23:02But you know what?
23:03When you have shit people around you, they just make you feel like shit.
23:07Oh, yeah.
23:08And this plays into your self-esteem.
23:11Yeah.
23:12What do you think of yourself?
23:23You have so much to give in a relationship, but you come across as very lost.
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:28Do you know the difference between being confident or seeming confident versus having high self-esteem?
23:36Externally, you present very confidently, which is really helpful.
23:40Because sometimes you can fake it till you make it.
23:42Yeah.
23:42But a lot of times you can't.
23:58Mm-hmm.
23:59Have tried to be better, have done some mindset work and stuff over the past.
24:04Mm-hmm.
24:04I think it's just deep-rooted issues.
24:06It is.
24:08It 100%.
24:08Yeah.
24:09What we need to really work on you is that inner self-confidence, right?
24:13But real self-esteem.
24:14Put yourself on that pedestal.
24:16And what we want to do is work on that inner core resilience to help you show up in your
24:21dating world, in your relationship world, going, I'm Gabby and I'm the full package.
24:26That's the work we need to change.
24:27Mm-hmm.
24:28Sound fair?
24:29Yeah.
24:29A healed version of Gabby.
24:32We have got you under our wing.
24:33We think you're incredible, and we are just really excited to see where we can help move
24:37you.
24:38Thanks, guys.
24:39Can we do a group hug?
24:40Yeah.
24:41Let's bring it in.
24:42Oh, man.
24:42Let's bring it in.
24:42Let's bring it in.
24:43Yeah.
24:44We love you.
24:45We love you.
24:46No more shitty men.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah.
24:48Stop dating, pricks.
24:50Should we do a boob high five?
24:52High six, surely.
24:53Yeah!
24:54You two have amazing racks.
24:56No worries.
24:56Gabby, we love you.
24:58Love you too.
24:58And we're going to have fun.
24:59Game face on.
25:00Okay.
25:01Mixer.
25:02Well, if the boob high six didn't get you in the mood for the first mixer, I don't know
25:06what will.
25:06Oh, she left a fish.
25:08Tom will sort that out.
25:11Farewell.
25:12Don't worry.
25:12The fish is fine.
25:13Tom's just out of shit.
25:19Back with agency two-timer David Potts now, who's taking time out from ripping Aussie Mark's
25:23accent and whinging about his height to having a proper convo.
25:29All right, Mark, talk to me.
25:31Let's get into the nitty grits here.
25:32Mm-hmm.
25:33So, have you been on many dates since you've been here in London?
25:36I haven't, actually.
25:37Okay.
25:37Yeah.
25:38I've been, yeah, I've been like one or two.
25:40Okay.
25:41The third.
25:41Oh, God.
25:42I'm going to be honest.
25:44The fact that Mark is so much shorter than me is kind of putting me off a little bit.
25:49But I'm going to try and look past it, okay?
25:52And I'm going to try and not let this affect the day because he is fit.
25:55Right, what's your go-to?
25:57Like, what's your normal type if you have one?
25:59Normal type is funny.
26:01What about you?
26:01What do you usually go for?
26:03So, as, like, a person.
26:05Yep, strictly no animals.
26:07I want someone who's, like, kind, who can work the room.
26:11It's got a bit of spunk, you know?
26:12Like, a bit...
26:13I do normally go for older.
26:15I know you are older.
26:16But the agents have told me I need to broaden my horizon.
26:20Okay, yes.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Okay?
26:21Mm-hmm.
26:21So, I'm broadening my horizon.
26:23Lucky me.
26:24Well done, David.
26:25I think this counts as progress.
26:27So, ideally, I like someone tall as well.
26:30Bloody hell, not this again.
26:32But, Simon, I can just stick you with in some heels.
26:36I like tall.
26:38Looking fresh.
26:39That's a massive tip for you.
26:40Yeah, thank you.
26:40You look fresh today.
26:42Yeah, for sure.
26:43If you put a pair of heels on, it's done.
26:47Brilliant.
26:48Just as long as you're done with this height banter.
26:50How tall are you?
26:52Oh, for fuck's sake.
26:53Oh, 167 centimetres.
26:56Which is, like, five foot five.
26:58Ah, okay.
26:59So, I am six foot one and a half.
27:01I think I'm 187 centimetres.
27:04That's very tall.
27:06How's the weather up there?
27:07Do you know what?
27:08It's bloody boiling.
27:09This is what I'm saying.
27:09This is why I'm always hot.
27:10Because I'm so close to the sun.
27:12Exactly.
27:13Like, I'm going to get sunburned.
27:14Do you know what I mean?
27:15Yeah, don't get too close to the sun, though, David.
27:17You'll end up like that Greek fella.
27:18What's his name?
27:19The one with the wings.
27:19Oh, never mind.
27:21No time for that, because...
27:23Oi, oi.
27:24Here comes a celeb who didn't get the cream on his date with Kitten.
27:27Which means his search for the perfect pussy goes on.
27:30To the left.
27:31Take it back now, y'all.
27:33It's superstar DJ James Haskell.
27:35Right foot, left foot.
27:37Left foot, left foot.
27:37Hello, celebrity dating agency.
27:40Yes, James Haskell.
27:41Oh, come in.
27:42Easy, tiger.
27:43Calm down, Tom.
27:44To the left.
27:45Take it back now, y'all.
27:47One hop this time.
27:49One hop this time.
27:51We need wider door frames for you.
27:52Do we?
27:53How are you?
27:53You all?
27:54Oh, you all right?
27:56You're fantastic, yeah.
27:57Oh, you're giving me mercury sandals.
27:59You don't get them in shoes, though.
28:01I shall float for the remainder of the day.
28:03Yes.
28:03Who was the one who flew too near the sun?
28:06Icarus.
28:06Icarus, yeah.
28:07Icarus, that's his name.
28:09Don't go too near the sun.
28:10His father built him in the wings, didn't he?
28:11Yes, yes.
28:12He said, don't fly too near the sun.
28:13Yeah, I like breathing.
28:14Cretan's one, we did.
28:14Oh, me too.
28:15Well, you like Zeus.
28:16You like Zeus with all the juice.
28:18Better than Hermes of all the herpes.
28:20Stop it.
28:20You're just gargantuan.
28:22It's typical flanker heft, isn't it?
28:25It is.
28:26What a flanker indeed.
28:27I bet he's been flanking himself blind since he split up with Chloe.
28:30By that, I mean playing a bit more rugby, obviously.
28:37Back at his date with Mark, David's delivering a masterclass in first date technique slash
28:41getting hammered.
28:43Delete where applicable.
28:44Oh, there goes a squirt.
28:48I just thought I'd chuck it back, you know.
28:52Oh, that's the knob in there, mate.
28:53No drop wasting it.
28:54Well, he's just trying to get his money's worth.
28:56Speaking of which, isn't it about time you got the bill?
28:59Here we go, guys.
29:00Thank you so much, my love.
29:04What's up, David?
29:05Come out without your bank card again.
29:06Don't worry, I'm sure they do Apple Pay.
29:10I'll get this.
29:11No.
29:11Are you sure?
29:12My pleasure.
29:14That's one advantage, you're not wearing trousers.
29:16No pockets for your wallet.
29:17Smart.
29:18Perfect.
29:19Would you like a receipt with that?
29:20No, that's fine.
29:20All right.
29:21Thank you so much.
29:23Thank you so much.
29:24So how'd you find the date?
29:26Hmm.
29:27Instant face-to-face date feedback.
29:28This could be awkward and I'm here for it.
29:32Yeah, it was lovely.
29:33It was definitely lovely.
29:34I think you're really lovely.
29:36Lovely person.
29:37Great energy.
29:38Great chat.
29:39What about you?
29:40The same.
29:41Yeah.
29:41Great energy.
29:42Great chat.
29:42I think we have a connection.
29:44Okay.
29:44I'd be keen to get to know you a bit more.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Find out a bit more about A, your dating history.
29:48B, your life.
29:50Yeah.
29:51Your, you know, life in the entertainment industry.
29:53Neither of those should take long.
29:54No, I'd be keen to see you again and see, yeah.
29:57See how it goes.
29:58Yeah, I'll have a little think about it.
30:00Yeah, no worries.
30:00I'll have a little think, my darling.
30:02Ah, yes.
30:03The old treat them non-committal after calling them little approach.
30:06Classic potsy.
30:08Oh, he's wearing trousers.
30:09Excuse me.
30:10Yes.
30:10Thank you so much.
30:12I'd love to see David again.
30:13I felt like the goodbye was quite friendly, but it's a first date, so you kind of never
30:17know until you sort of go on a second date and explore that.
30:20Oh, Jesus.
30:20Oh, wow.
30:21That's, oh, it's raining.
30:23Oh, gorgeous weather.
30:24My philosophy is I'll get this one, you get the next one, because if I intend to see you
30:28again, then I'm more than happy to pay.
30:30Yeah, I wouldn't be banking on that if I were you.
30:31I'll tell you what, when he does trousers, he fucking does trousers.
30:35Look at them.
30:36So when I walked in and saw Mark, I thought, wow, and then he stood up and I was like,
30:44wow, but so stunning.
30:46Sometimes stunning things come in small packages.
30:48And sometimes small packages come in stunning things, but it's rare, take it from me.
30:53So maybe someone with a little bit more oomph and a few more inches.
30:59Wouldn't go amiss.
31:04That's disgusting, I'm joking.
31:06No, he's not.
31:10Back at the agency, ex-rugby slash superstar DJ James Haskell is heading up to see Anna and
31:15Paul, who'll be keen to find out whether his date with Kitten went well, or he just
31:19went home to flank.
31:22Come on in.
31:23Oh, no.
31:25There he is.
31:26James, it's good to see you.
31:29Has kicked off his agency experience with Kitten, who may have been keen to get her claws into
31:34him.
31:34People have always told me that they can imagine me with a rugby player.
31:37Oh, really?
31:38But a conflap with Colleen confirmed he wasn't in the mood for dancing or making sexy music.
31:44I'd probably need someone a bit more mature than that, a bit more kind of worldly wise.
31:49The date that you went on with Kitten.
31:51Yes.
31:52How would you rate it?
31:53Being really honest, it wasn't a spark for me, a romantic spark for me in that sense.
31:58She was very attractive.
32:01There was lots of things we sort of talked about.
32:03Oh, OK.
32:04All right.
32:04Good feedback.
32:05So, we asked Kitten, in your opinion, what did James do right on your date?
32:10I feel like he was a gent, always checking in to see if I'm OK.
32:15At times, he complimented me.
32:17He has respect for his ex-wife.
32:19I'm just not sure if he is fully open to date.
32:24I think it's very astute, yeah.
32:26I felt really guilty.
32:27I felt really guilty because I've obviously been separated two and a half years with Chloe.
32:32I'm very aware that I do not want to do anything in front of Chloe, and I don't want to
32:38rub anything
32:38into her face.
32:42I think people in the press, they look for kind of nefarious reasons.
32:45It puts pressure on the person you're with, it puts pressure on you.
32:47We didn't take this lightly.
32:48We were couples there if we did stuff.
32:50We worked for it.
32:53You know, I made mistakes.
32:57Was there an effect?
33:01Well, come on, James.
33:02Was there?
33:12Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the agents want to know if rugged bugger James
33:17Haskell got into a scrum with another hun during his time with Chloe.
33:21Was there an effect?
33:24Take your time, mate.
33:26No, no, no, no, not at all.
33:28All right, well, that clears that up then.
33:30Case solved.
33:30My sporting career was very selfish, because you had to be.
33:33Lots of travel, lots of work.
33:35And I switched into DJing and travel and work with that.
33:38And I probably needed to be more there for Chloe when we had them below the early doors.
33:41And I think that, you know, we argued and stuff.
33:43And I just think it was one of those things where it was better to be where we are now
33:47than it was before.
33:47It doesn't sound like there was one massive catalyst for the relationship breakdown.
33:52You have a child, you throw careers into the mix.
33:55One in five couples break up within the first 12 months of having a baby.
33:58Lucky bastards.
33:59I want to be really respectful, because Chloe will always be a massive part of my life
34:02and will always be there, as will my daughter.
34:04They're really a priority for me.
34:06And that's something that I'm going to have to really manage if and when I meet someone.
34:10Let's call it what it is.
34:11This is a very new experience for you now, coming out of a relationship with a child.
34:16It's a whole new ballgame.
34:17Oh, nice little rugby reference there from Anna.
34:20This is starting from scratch again when it comes to dating.
34:22The stakes are so much higher.
34:24And it is about juggling all these balls.
34:26All right, you can ease back on the rugby puns now.
34:28And I think just to reassure you, we will never do anything to jeopardise your relationship
34:35with your ex, with your daughter, with your family.
34:38But if you do snog someone, we'll put it on the telly.
34:41Just saying.
34:42I think it's very, very important for you to know
34:46that respecting your ex doesn't mean erasing your desire.
34:53Yeah.
34:53Here we go.
34:54Lock the door.
34:55Shut the curtains.
34:55We're getting deep.
34:56I think part of that also will impact your dates
35:00because you want there to be clarity from the datey's standpoint
35:05that you are here to date.
35:08Surely going on the date is a bit of a giveaway, but maybe that's just me.
35:12And I think you being clear in terms of what you're seeking,
35:16even if it's not with this particular person in this case,
35:19I think it's very, very important.
35:20But, you know, I am open to date.
35:22I think it's just, it's very new for you.
35:25And I think you're figuring out how the hell this will work for me now.
35:29And we will help you with that, okay?
35:31And I want you to maybe just let out a little bit of that control
35:35and give it over to us.
35:37Fine, fine.
35:37Okay?
35:38The best environment to allow James to relinquish is a mixer.
35:43Oh, yeah.
35:44That's the best environment.
35:45Oh, and you are going to be a mixer maestro.
35:48Yes.
35:48I'm just happy I'm still married.
35:49Oh.
35:51Yeah, I wouldn't lead with that if I were you.
35:52We're going to be intrigued to see how you do at it.
35:56And we just can't wait.
35:57It's not like a school disco trying to kiss how many people you can kiss.
35:59No, no, no.
36:00I'm joking.
36:01Easy now.
36:02Don't go around getting off with everyone.
36:04I won't.
36:04Can we have a big bear hug?
36:05Of course you can, yeah.
36:06Right.
36:07Of course you can.
36:08Mind the dicky leg.
36:08Mind the dicky leg.
36:09And the leggy dick.
36:10Hold on to the face, thank you.
36:12Come on, darling.
36:12Okay.
36:13Right, I'll see you guys later.
36:14Have a good one.
36:15Right, James, go and sort yourself out and get ready for tonight's big night.
36:18Right, that's right.
36:19It's time for the first mixer of the series.
36:24A chance for the agents to see what our celebs' dating skills are really like as they cast
36:29them adrift in a pool of sexy singles.
36:33We've got Tom Polishing Big Balls, we've got Champers, we've even got Mr. Pringles himself.
36:39Yeah, he's a bit older now.
36:41The next thing we need is some agents.
36:43Come on, guys, stop walking in slow motion.
36:45We've got a mixer to do.
36:47Oh, love.
36:49Tee.
36:50Tee.
36:50She, she, she.
36:51Well, back at you, kid.
36:53No.
36:53Back at you.
36:54Oh, love.
36:55No, no.
36:56Cilly old character.
36:58Oh.
37:00Tee, this is exceptional.
37:02This is an amazing mix.
37:03Oh, God.
37:03I know.
37:04It puts a lot of spring in my step.
37:06Oh.
37:07It makes me bounce.
37:08Love.
37:09All right, calm down.
37:10You've rattled the IB for Final Boss Fan Club over there.
37:13All right, Tee, do you have our special station set up?
37:16Yes, there's an alcove through there.
37:18Okay.
37:19We love to be spies.
37:21They won't even know that we can see and hear everything that's going on.
37:25It's a brilliant viewing station.
37:27You're going to be like Demi Deities with eyes and ears everywhere.
37:31We'll be listening and watching everything our celebs get up to.
37:34This is our chance to see where they may be going right or wrong
37:37and pinpoint what we can do to help them during their time here at the agency.
37:41And let's not forget that we do have a little surprise up our sleeves.
37:46Ooh, what you got planned, Anna?
37:50The only thing this mixer needs now is some superstars.
37:54And failing that, some slightly famous celebs.
37:56And here they come.
38:02I am here for this mixer
38:05and for whatever the agents have in store for me.
38:07I cannot wait to shrug my stuff, find my Mr. I,
38:11or, if not, just get pissed with a lot of sexy boys.
38:15Hi, guys.
38:16You all okay?
38:18Right, first of all, who's gay and who's not?
38:21Have we got the gays here yet?
38:23Okay, sorry, everyone.
38:24I'm just, there's no point in me wasting my time.
38:27David is having a ball.
38:29Yes.
38:30It looks like he might be having a dozen balls at this, right?
38:33How old is everyone?
38:34I'm 34.
38:3634 where?
38:37Just turned 21.
38:39Liar.
38:40Treat them mean, keep them keen, eh, Potsy?
38:43This man knows what he's doing.
38:44Time for another, because here comes Gabby.
38:47You don't know me
38:49And don't restimate me every time
38:51I'm doing my best to look as confident as I can on the outside,
38:54but on the inside, I am shitting myself.
38:57I'm feeling really vulnerable and very overwhelmed.
39:01Thanks, I'm good.
39:02What's your names?
39:03I'm Risa.
39:04You know, Risa I am.
39:05Will I am's cousin.
39:07Very nervous.
39:08Yeah, look, I'm, like, shaking.
39:10Gotta commend her for showing up and doing her best.
39:13Yes.
39:14How old are you guys?
39:1527.
39:1627.
39:1628.
39:1728.
39:1724.
39:18Oh, he's young.
39:20Actually, what we know is that she has been through a lot in relationships
39:24and we just need to help her suck on those edges and boost that self-esteem.
39:29What was that?
39:29Oh, sorry, Anna.
39:30I got distracted by the man mountain who put the rr in rugby
39:34and the beat in my heart.
39:36Because he's a DJ now.
39:38It's James Haskell.
39:43I'm nervous going into my first mixer.
39:45Don't mind talking to people, but this is under pressure.
39:48Paul has advised me that while I can have the utmost respect for my ex,
39:52I can also be open to dating, which is some great advice.
39:55Have you got any party drinks?
39:56I can flex my chest.
39:58I'm too much of a gentleman to look.
40:00Okay.
40:01They're just off.
40:01Well done.
40:02Well done.
40:02Happy to meet you.
40:03It's nice to meet you.
40:05God.
40:06You're going to pull off.
40:08I will do.
40:08I need to lie down now.
40:10Chest in the nick of time.
40:11Right here comes Aussie Maps Lucinda.
40:14Can someone check on James?
40:15People, I'm really looking forward to this mixer.
40:18I'm a bit of a social butterfly,
40:19and I'm looking forward to getting to know all of the spunky guys in the space.
40:24Cheers, everybody.
40:25Cheers.
40:26Oh, my gosh.
40:27You guys are easing my nerves.
40:29Don't be nervous.
40:30It's a lot.
40:31We thought my nerves were our new, then you were going to have us, you know?
40:33You guys are so lovely.
40:35I'm like, where do we even start?
40:37Maybe by not marrying one of them instantly.
40:40Just a thought.
40:41It's too wee.
40:42Anyway, no time to dwell on that because we've got another celeb incoming.
40:46It's Stephen with a PH Manderson.
40:49My first mixer.
40:50Forced enthusiasm and encouraged fun.
40:52It's going to be fine.
40:54It's going to be fine.
40:55Stephen, it's going to be fine.
40:56How you doing?
40:57Professor Green.
40:58Stephen.
40:59I don't think I've ever introduced myself as Professor Green to anyone.
41:02Never.
41:03It's going to be weird.
41:04No, what is weird is you talking to this delightful gentleman
41:06rather than any of the lovely ladies we've invited to this mixer.
41:10But hang on, who's that sashaying down the stairs?
41:14That's a rhetorical question because I know it's Killeen
41:17and she's not on the stairs yet.
41:18She's outside in the pissing rain.
41:20It's so out of my comfort zone walking into a room full of people
41:23and having to instantly put yourself out there.
41:26I can't think of anything worse.
41:28Oh, well, in you go anyway.
41:29Try to make the most of it.
41:30All the best.
41:31Oh, hello.
41:33Nice to meet you.
41:33Lovely to meet you.
41:34Mwah.
41:35Mwah.
41:35Are you very nervous?
41:36Yes.
41:37Everyone's so young.
41:38I know what you mean.
41:41Well, you look great.
41:42Like, whatever age you are, you look great.
41:44Ooh, who's this silver-tongued charmer?
41:47I know.
41:47Age is just a number.
41:48Like, I certainly don't feel my age.
41:50But equally...
41:52There's practicalities.
41:53Oh, there's practicalities.
41:55Practicality?
41:55Sounds like someone's got his old Nan Simmer frame to sell.
41:58Elsewhere in the mixer, Gabby's still talking to one man
42:01and two six-formers, by the looks of things.
42:03What's the usual type?
42:04You've got the younger guys, older guys.
42:05I always just seem to like to date the older guys.
42:07Yeah.
42:09But I don't know, I'm trying to do something different.
42:11That means we've got no chance, then.
42:12Well, you're not helping yourself with bants like that, mate.
42:15What's your biggest red flag?
42:16Big no-no.
42:19Erm...
42:22I don't know.
42:22Being asked cheesy questions like that, by the looks of it.
42:25What's your red flags?
42:27Do you know if someone's, like, awkward?
42:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:30Do you know what I mean?
42:31Like, read the room, Reese's Pieces.
42:33Gabs has already said she's nervous.
42:35You're not helping her here.
42:35I'm already on the edge.
42:37And then these lads start talking to me about their red flags
42:39and how they don't want a girl to be shy or to be awkward.
42:44And I'm stuck there being shy and awkward.
42:46It's nice to meet you, though.
42:48Yeah, you too.
42:48See you, too, too.
42:49Okay.
42:49Better get around.
42:50Yeah, see you in.
42:50Nice to meet you.
42:51Take care.
42:51Better get around to you.
42:52Take care.
42:52Bye.
42:53Hope you get another drink.
42:54Yeah.
42:54Yes.
42:55Okay, where do I go now?
42:56This is daunting.
42:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:59I don't know what's going on here with Gabby.
43:01I'm so stressed.
43:02I literally don't know what to do.
43:06Oh, she's looking a bit stressed.
43:08I feel like...
43:09Am I talking to too many people?
43:12It's confusing me.
43:13I don't know.
43:14I'm so confused.
43:14This is very stressful.
43:21Oh, shit.
43:22This is how...
43:24This is how...
43:27Tomorrow night.
43:28You are outrageous.
43:29I love her.
43:30It's Mixageddon.
43:31Is it?
43:33That was a minute for you.
43:35This is a flirt.
43:37As a celebrity.
43:38I'm just looking at someone with a pulse.
43:40She's giving him nothing.
43:42Go!
43:42I feel like you ruled me out.
43:45Dating!
43:46After that whole exchange, it came across as very rude.
43:49Oh.
43:51Oh.
43:57Oh.
44:01Oh.
44:05Oh.
44:16Outro Music
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