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E.u.p.h.o.r.i.a (2019) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:23It is the night. My body is weak. I'm on the run.
00:30No time to sleep. I've got to run. I'd like to win. To be free again. And I've got such
00:40a long way to go. To make it to the border of Mexico. So I ride. I'd like to win.
00:50I'd like to win. I'd like to win. I'd like to win. I'd like to win. I'd like to win.
01:19I'd like to win.
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01:46I'd like to win. I'd like to win. I
01:53Fuck!
01:56Okay.
02:02Go back.
02:12Come on!
02:22Oh, my God.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:43Fuck!
02:49Oh, my...
02:53Oh, shit.
03:44Oh, shit.
03:45Oh, shit.
04:03There we go.
04:06Oh, shit.
04:15Oh, shit.
04:22Oh, shit.
04:36Oh, shit.
05:38You want a cup of milk?
05:47Oh, sure.
06:05That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
06:08It's Dahlia's.
06:12Thank you, Dahlia.
06:16Thank you, Dahlia.
06:35Amen.
06:39Amen.
06:40Amen.
06:41Let's eat.
06:43All right, pass the eggs.
06:47This is our address.
06:49Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
06:52Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
06:56You're doing the Lord's work.
06:59Hope to see you again soon.
07:00Thank you so much.
07:00Good luck with everything.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Bye, guys.
07:03Bye.
07:04Bye.
07:05Bye.
07:19God bless, Ruby.
07:37I've never been on the internet.
07:40You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
07:45But I can't help but be curious.
07:49All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
07:57I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
08:01Why?
08:09You're getting too much, you're getting too high.
08:13But enough as we're gonna die.
08:26You oughta come back out in the spring and meet Dolly's baby.
08:32I just might.
08:38You oughta come back.
08:44Oh shit!
08:46USA!
08:47USA!
08:49USA!
08:50USA!
08:51USA!
08:53USA!
08:54USA!
08:55USA!
08:55USA!
08:55USA!
08:57USA!
08:58USA!
09:01USA!
09:03USA!
09:06USA!
09:10USA!
09:11USA!
09:14USA!
09:18USA!
09:19USA!
10:31Hello, Rue.
10:36Where's my car?
10:38I had to leave behind.
10:39I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
10:43A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
10:47Could I just get a raw cone, please?
10:49Yeah, for sure.
10:52You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
10:55Okay.
11:07Lori, hey. How are you?
11:09You owe me money.
11:10I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
11:13You were?
11:13Yeah, but then, you know, you moved.
11:17I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
11:20You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
11:22I don't?
11:23No.
11:24You did 46 months ago,
11:26and now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate
11:32over 46 months
11:33means that you actually only
11:37$43,887,000.
11:42$43 million.
11:45I'll settle for $100,000,
11:48but I bet you don't have that either.
11:53And that is how I became a drug mule.
12:12There you go.
12:38I don't really think that's possible.
12:41No.
12:43Claro que sÃ.
12:45Disfruta.
13:00The most important thing
13:01is to make sure each balloon
13:03is properly sealed.
13:23After a few runs,
13:25I decided to bring a friend.
13:51The danger of body packing is
13:54if a balloon breaks,
13:56you die.
14:03I'll be right.
14:06I'll be right back.
14:08I'll be right back.
14:23I'll be right back.
14:24Bye.
14:25Bye.
14:25Bye.
14:25Add to the cart, okay?
14:27The other car's quite quick.
14:53Yo, sorry.
14:56Don't, ma'am.
14:56I can only crunch for so long.
14:59Yeah, I know, but you got to keep that shit up there, all right?
15:01Breathe through it.
15:04Damn.
15:05Sorry.
15:06Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
15:08I'm good, thank you.
15:10No, gracias.
15:16Turn the engine off, please.
15:20Passports.
15:26What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
15:28Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
15:37Ruby Bennett?
15:38Me.
15:40Faye Valentine?
15:43You have fun?
15:44No.
15:53I don't know.
16:30Welcome to America.
16:31Thank you, sir.
16:42Laura!
16:43She's not ready to blow.
16:45Get this strainer.
16:46It's in the dishwasher.
16:48I'm here.
16:49Come on, bro.
16:52Hang in there.
16:53Hang in there.
16:54I got you.
16:55What the fuck are you doing?
16:57This bridge is on.
16:57I had an accident.
16:59Better get the bucket.
17:05And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
17:20After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
17:25Wayne.
17:29I'm not saying they're inbred.
17:31But I have my suspicions.
17:34Looks good, mate.
17:36Here's the room.
17:37You haven't been killed or caught yet.
17:41Praise the Lord.
17:44I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years and somehow ended up their number one mule.
17:59You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
18:04I think Wayne likes you.
18:08No, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
18:12Yeah, I don't know about that.
18:17He's been saving up.
18:18That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
18:23What's safe?
18:25The big one in his basement.
18:27He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
18:40What else does he have in that safe?
18:42Uh, I don't know, important stuff.
18:47Where's the key?
18:48On his belt.
18:51What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
18:58I think I can figure that out.
19:01In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
19:10I left the old farm down in Texas
19:13And bombed all around for a time
19:18Then one day I found myself staring
19:22At a sign that red sun set in fine
19:26The big cars and the views
19:29The city is crumbling.
19:30Crime is out of control.
19:32Somebody's got to do something.
19:34Yeah, totally.
19:38Ooh, up here on the right.
19:39Oh, okay.
19:42Alright.
19:43Go.
19:44Stay in trouble.
19:45Yeah, will do.
19:46Batman.
19:49I wonder.
19:50Hey, babe.
19:51How are you?
19:59Yo, Howard, Bennett, open up.
20:06Hey!
20:08How was Arizona?
20:09Um, yeah, no, it was great.
20:11Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
20:12And she's doing good.
20:14She's, like, top of her class.
20:15So was I.
20:17I know.
20:18Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
20:22It always came with a lecture.
20:24What are your long-term goals?
20:26And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to,
20:29I'd be fake.
20:30Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
20:33You have to plan for the future
20:35Because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
20:38It's all going to be automated.
20:39Like, AI.
20:40They're not going to need people like you.
20:43Right.
20:48You know, I met these, uh,
20:50These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
20:53Christians in Texas?
20:54It was a drop-off.
20:56But, yeah, the Miller family.
20:58I can't stop thinking about them.
21:00There's, like, six kids.
21:02And they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
21:06And no technology.
21:08No nothing.
21:09And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
21:11I've ever met in my life.
21:13Because they're in a cult.
21:15Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
21:18Christianity?
21:19I just feel like
21:20If I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
21:23Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
21:26Why?
21:28Because they're judgmental.
21:36You know, you really should call Fez.
21:40Yeah, I know.
21:42I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
21:45I've been really busy.
21:47Yeah, well, you're free today.
21:48This is rare.
21:50Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
21:53Yeah, well, he misses you.
21:54Did he say that?
21:56Multiple times.
21:58I mean, I don't know.
22:00My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
22:05Well, just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
22:07It's not like he's going anywhere.
22:09He's in prison for 30 years.
22:13Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
22:19Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
22:23Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
22:27People underestimate the power of entertainment.
22:32What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
22:38The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
22:47Okay?
22:48That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
22:53Lexi felt right at home.
22:55She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
22:59This election is giving me so much anxiety.
23:03Unlike her sister, who's living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
23:22She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
23:28I do hope that doggy is for sale.
23:57So I go to work all day.
23:59I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
24:04I'm just creating content.
24:06There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
24:09There are flies buzzing around.
24:11I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
24:12Do not apologize, Juana.
24:14You work for the two of us.
24:15She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
24:17Well, she's good at both.
24:19I'd pay her to do one.
24:21Get to work.
24:21Just Mr. Nate.
24:27How many times do we have to talk about this?
24:31I am in the real world making deals.
24:33If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
24:37People make money doing this.
24:38Think about what you're saying.
24:40What you're actually saying.
24:41How much is that doggy in the window?
24:44Who's the doggy?
24:45I'm the doggy.
24:46All right, so you're for sale.
24:47No.
24:48No, but what you're saying is, you can buy me.
24:51It's just a funny video.
24:53Except you're not a doggy.
24:54You're a grown woman.
24:55So that makes you a what?
25:01A prostitute.
25:04No, I am not a prostitute.
25:06Then stop acting like one.
25:08You are blowing this way out of proportion.
25:09I am growing my following.
25:11This brand might sponsor me.
25:12It's called monetization.
25:14Mm-hmm.
25:20Come.
25:37You don't need to worry about money.
25:40I've got money.
25:42Why have only remote with the living room?
25:44The kitchen or the master-owned suite?
25:47Maybe we will.
25:48But right now, I'm investing in myself.
25:52In the business.
25:54It only takes money to make money.
25:57Let me chip in.
25:58Oh.
26:06You've been a bad, bad dog.
26:13What's going on?
26:17Nate had taken over his dad's business.
26:20How about this?
26:21Just turn him on and pretend.
26:23Pretend to do what?
26:25Work.
26:27We gotta put on a shower.
26:30All right, boss.
26:31But what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
26:37Their wedding was around the corner.
26:41And Cassie was dreaming big.
26:44So good.
27:07So good.
27:10How's it going, buddy?
27:11Good morning.
27:12How to see you.
27:13How's it going on?
27:14Thank you for coming out.
27:15I know.
27:15I told you it's all happening.
27:17I got an A plus one.
27:18You know how many baby boomers died today?
27:27No.
27:286,000.
27:30Jesus.
27:31Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
27:33If you fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
27:36There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
27:41Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
27:46We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
27:49You don't have to sell me.
27:51I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
27:55Smoothly?
27:56Yeah.
27:57Take a look at what we got going on here.
28:00These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
28:03Trust me, Kurt.
28:04We're going to make a killing.
28:06If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.
28:11He just doesn't get the online world.
28:14I mean, people make so much money using it.
28:16I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
28:21I don't think you can make money that fast.
28:22I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
28:25Isn't that porn?
28:26See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
28:32I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
28:35I'd be the one in charge.
28:36Wait.
28:37Are you really considering this?
28:38I mean, I wasn't.
28:40Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
28:42So what would you be posting?
28:45I don't know.
28:46Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
28:49So why would people pay for it?
28:52To form a deeper connection with me.
28:54Like, imagine.
28:54All the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
28:59They could get a personalized pick and text from me saying,
29:03Good morning, handsome.
29:05Thinking about you today.
29:08That's it?
29:09People just want to feel special.
29:15Well, good luck with Nate.
29:20Don't underestimate me.
29:47Are you seeing anyone?
29:50No.
29:53You?
29:54Nah.
29:57You hear about Jules?
30:00No.
30:02Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
30:06A sugar baby?
30:08A hooker.
30:09But there's a difference, right?
30:11Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
30:13It's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
30:15You ready?
30:16Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reid.
30:27The heartthrob of Ellie Knight.
30:33And action!
30:48You're drunk.
30:49I just had to build up the courage.
30:56Cut.
30:57Cut it!
30:58Gorgeous.
31:00What if he kisses her and then says the line?
31:04The kiss is the button.
31:07Let's try it.
31:10Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
31:13Okay.
31:14And action!
31:19You're drunk.
31:22I just had to build up the courage.
31:28Good note.
31:30And cut!
31:31That's the cut?
31:31Where's my iced tea?
31:33That was the day.
31:34Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
31:37Hey, Lisa.
31:39Lisa.
31:42Lisa.
31:57Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
32:00Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
32:06Spencer's office.
32:07This is Maddie's making more money.
32:09Hi.
32:12I have Annie on line two. I'll pay you.
32:18Darling, how are you? How's Guatemala? I was just about to call you.
32:28She had good relationships with the Talon.
32:31Want to have a stay at this thing?
32:32Stop patting. You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
32:35Do I have to save money?
32:36Give me a fucking ring.
32:40A manager takes 10% of everything.
32:46Five grand for the night.
32:51Good money.
32:53If you're Maddie's boss.
32:57Thank you, Ms. Masha.
32:59The first step I get, right? Like, I'm powerless over my addiction, my life's manageable. Fine.
33:04Step two. Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity. Fine. I get it.
33:09But step three, I just...
33:14That's hard.
33:15Why?
33:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
33:20Easy. You believe in something greater than yourself. That something is God. God is good. That is that.
33:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
33:29Yeah.
33:30But I did meet this family and, um, they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
33:36And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
33:39Oh, religious people are happier. That's a fact.
33:41Okay, so what do I do? Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
33:44That'll be a start.
33:45Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
33:46Like what?
33:48Ali, I like girls.
33:49What does that have to do with anything?
33:51Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
33:54That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
33:55What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
33:58Okay, look. You're talking about the Israelites. They were on the run. That was the main thing, alright?
34:02It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
34:04But being gay is a distraction.
34:04If you run it from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction. Ain't no time for sex.
34:08Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
34:11They didn't want men fucking men, alright?
34:14Okay.
34:14They didn't say nothing about women.
34:17But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though.
34:19Because the men had to focus back then, alright?
34:21The survival of the people was this thing.
34:22Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they'd just kill.
34:26Oh, my God. What are you writing? A romance novel?
34:27It says men who lay with men.
34:30You're talking about butt sex.
34:32Yo.
34:32I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
34:37Stop.
34:39Dude.
34:39Okay.
34:40This is before the invention of soap.
34:42Germ theory.
34:43Antibiotic.
34:44Okay, okay.
34:45I get it.
34:45You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
34:47I get it.
34:48Okay, what I'm saying is, you could spend all day picking apart these books.
34:51What about this? What about that?
34:53All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
34:57You either have faith, or you don't have faith.
34:59Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
35:04Okay, I'm sold.
35:06I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
35:11And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
35:15Goddamn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
35:16No, no, no.
35:17Ali, you said it yourself.
35:18Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
35:20So I'm choosing to believe.
35:25The miracles have begun.
35:28Amen.
35:29Hallelujah.
35:34All right.
35:42The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
35:48In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
35:54The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the Spirit of
36:02God was hovering over the face of the waters.
36:05Then God said, let there be light.
36:15And there was light.
36:20Hello?
36:21You're a retard.
36:23Lori needs you.
36:24Uh, yeah.
36:25I'll see you tomorrow.
36:32Hey.
36:33You're waiting for us...
36:35I'm hungry.
36:44You're up to me...
36:47you have to be...
37:10Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
37:16Wait, me? Really?
37:18Yeah, me.
37:19Are you sure?
37:19Mm-hmm.
37:20Okay?
37:21Yeah, and he's a big virus.
37:22It won't fuck it up.
37:26I'm making a chicken dinner.
37:28You know, for Faye.
37:30You know, just to avoid, right?
37:32Really sweet.
37:35Faye, hurry the fuck up!
37:45Hello.
37:48Here's your house.
37:52Let's move out.
37:53Let's move out.
37:54Let's move out.
38:06Let's go.
38:08Let's move out.
39:29Hey, man.
39:31Uh, Alamo?
39:46Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
39:47All right.
39:50Inside, upstairs.
39:52Take a right, then a left.
39:55Okay.
39:56Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
40:00Yeah.
40:00Yeah, for sure.
40:01Okay.
40:13Okay.
40:18Okay.
40:19Okay.
40:20Let's go.
40:23Let's go.
40:28Let's go.
40:48The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
40:55I got lucky, man.
40:58Is that what you call it?
41:07Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
41:09Yes, up the stairs to the right.
41:11Actually.
41:34Yes.
41:36Yes.
41:37Yes.
41:38Yes.
41:39Yes.
41:39Yes.
41:45Yes.
41:51Yes.
41:51Yes.
41:52Thank you so much.
41:53Yeah.
42:03I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
42:06Oh yeah?
42:06It's a little bit difficult.
42:10Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
42:16You think so?
42:17Hell yeah.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Alright.
42:19There you go.
42:20No problem.
42:22So...
42:23How do you know Elmo?
42:25Welcome.
42:29Welcome.
42:31Welcome.
42:33Welcome.
42:36Welcome.
42:38Welcome.
42:40Welcome.
42:44Welcome.
42:46Welcome.
42:49Welcome.
42:51Welcome.
42:53Welcome.
42:53I come apart, but it doesn't make me fall
42:57Crossin' me, throwin' me away
43:01I come apart, but it doesn't make me fall
43:06I've never been gone
43:09Gonna be too, gonna fallin' me down
43:14I come apart, I'm gonna get it now
43:18And tell me pretty, thank you so
43:23Crossin' step, crossin' me, throwin' me
43:25Oh, hey, I'll be right back!
43:27Mrs.
43:32She works for Lori
43:45You walk up into my house, dance with my girls
43:50And you don't even introduce yourself
43:52I'm so sorry
43:57That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
43:59I got that new bash, man
44:07This light the spot
44:18I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason
44:23This is my little slice of heaven
44:25Yeah, well, some of these girls?
44:28Demons
44:30Ask as I hand select them
44:32Oh yeah?
44:33What business are you in?
44:34What the fuck is you, girl?
44:36FBI?
44:37No, I'm just curious
44:43I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth
44:48More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
44:56I'm in the business of pussy
44:59No shit, my men
45:02Hell yeah
45:06Yeah, I done peeped it from a young age now
45:09I seen it
45:11Pussy
45:13That thing between your legs
45:15Got a Mr. Powell
45:16So I figured
45:18I'd stay at me right by some pussy with my cash register
45:23Ka-ching
45:25Ka-ching
45:28Got motherfucking shit
45:29Yeah
45:31Aw man, well I came to the right fucking house then
45:34That's right
45:35I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
45:38I own and operate five of the dirtiest
45:41Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
45:44Fully nude
45:45And I always nude
45:48Ain't that right, B?
45:50Yes
45:52Okay
45:52I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here
45:57That's like my dream job
45:58Owen
45:58What?
46:00You wanna be a hoe
46:02No, man, no, no, no
46:03I mean, like, how would I have a club, you know?
46:07Like, uh, troubleshooting
46:11Troubleshooting?
46:13Or troublemaking?
46:14I mean, a little bit of both
46:15I see it
46:16You a gay one, huh?
46:24I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
46:27What?
46:29You see me?
46:30We got a freak up there
46:32I'm begging you
46:33Hire me
46:34Come on, man
46:36Please
46:38Don't you work for that crack of lard?
46:39Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
46:45Well, little lady
46:47That's the beauty of this country we call America
46:52Anyone can reinvent themselves
46:56That's right, baby
46:57That's right, baby
46:59That's right
46:59That's right
46:59That's right
47:00That's right
47:01That's right
47:01Your daddy
47:01Is he always like this?
47:03Look away
47:04Oh
47:06Okay
47:07Oh
47:07I'm sorry
47:09I'm sorry
47:09...
47:42How's the day?
47:45It's good.
47:47Great.
47:51Are you happy?
47:55Yeah.
47:56Good.
48:00So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
48:06What part?
48:10Florals?
48:10Jesus Christ.
48:13So, I have an idea.
48:15I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
48:18Will you just listen?
48:19$2,000. I understand.
48:21$5,000, fine.
48:23$50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
48:28That's insane.
48:29Well, I might have a solution.
48:35Is it less flowers?
48:37No.
48:38Is it less money?
48:41No.
48:42And there's no discussion?
48:47What if I paid for the flowers?
48:54You don't have any money.
48:56I can make it.
49:00Doing what?
49:03So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
49:08And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
49:15How?
49:19Onlyfans.
49:26The porn website.
49:28See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
49:31You actually just...
49:32You want to do porn.
49:35Well, if you would just let me finish.
49:37It's really fascinating.
49:39You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
49:44I will if I have to.
49:50Absolutely not.
49:52No.
49:55Well, then we have a really big problem.
50:00Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
50:07So, what are you trying to say?
50:09That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
50:20I'm treading water right now.
50:23I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
50:27I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
50:32And Kurt, oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
50:37Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
50:41Baby.
50:42Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
50:45It doesn't feel that way.
50:46I just...
50:49I just need to get to the starting line.
50:52The starting line? What about the finish line?
50:53It's in view.
50:54It is in view.
50:55We are so close.
50:56We're so close.
51:00This is going to be our moment.
51:01My moment is walking down that aisle.
51:04I'm surrounded by my friends, family.
51:09I have $50,000 worth of flowers.
51:32What kind of pictures are we talking about?
51:35Pretty ones.
51:54You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
52:20She's lazy for Fentany.
52:29She's lazy for Fentany.
52:33She send you?
52:36Sabotage my shit?
52:37Is that what she did?
52:38She put your ass up to this?
52:39I swear to God, I just...
52:40I gave you what they gave me.
52:42I didn't pack it.
52:43I didn't open it.
52:43I had no idea.
52:46I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
52:50You tell me.
52:52It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but...
52:55I just...
52:56When we were talking...
52:58I thought that, um...
53:01I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
53:05Yeah?
53:06Yeah.
53:07I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
53:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls
53:12and, like, patting my intestines and going across the border.
53:15It's fucking hell on earth.
53:17It's over some shit I did in high school.
53:18Wait, did she just say fucking high school?
53:21Nigga, she's talking about high school.
53:23Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school,
53:25and then, like, my mom found it,
53:27and she flushed it down the toilet.
53:28I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously,
53:30because I should have hid it better,
53:31but the point is, Lori came back,
53:33and she said that I owed her $100,000,
53:35and I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
53:40And so, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself,
53:46I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
53:52Maybe this is the hand of God at work,
53:56you know, giving me something to look forward to,
53:57or, like, some kind of hope
53:59that
54:02one day
54:04I could
54:07you know, I could also have my own little size habit.
54:14So you believe in God?
54:18Yes, sir.
54:24Well, let's see if he believes in you.
55:13If I were you,
55:15I'd stay real still.
55:43Well, let's see if he believes in you.
56:05Well, let's see if he believes in you.
56:07Well, let's see if you,
56:07what do you think,
56:07My honor is becoming so Wanlyn,
56:08I really need Jeff to fear.
56:11I more likely believe in You'll post the total
56:13One more luck will happen tua
56:16potrzeb,
56:25Strike Twigger.
57:16Strike Twigger.
57:23Strike Twigger.
57:54Strike Twigger.
57:56Strike Twigger.
58:01Strike Twigger.
58:05Strike Twigger.
58:08Strike Twigger.
58:19Strike Twigger.
58:22Strike Twigger.
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