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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 1
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00:00:03I want to flip A train. He's right there. He's ready.
00:00:06When I carried your ass to the ER, that felt better than anything that I'd ever done in my body.
00:00:11The answer to all our prayers.
00:00:13A virus to kill Supes.
00:00:14Somebody's been running this.
00:00:16To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander would evolve into something super lethal.
00:00:21A global fucking pandemic.
00:00:23What's in the genocide between friends?
00:00:25Just fuck off and let me die in peace with you.
00:00:27The seven is getting even stronger.
00:00:29Put your hands together for a firecracker.
00:00:31I am not sexually attracted to you.
00:00:33It's about loyalty.
00:00:35Will I do anything for you?
00:00:37And Sister Sage.
00:00:38She's the world's smartest person.
00:00:40Fascist.
00:00:40The people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in.
00:00:45Like Caesar.
00:00:46Like Caesar.
00:00:47Once he's in office, we need to invoke the 25th Amendment.
00:00:50Who's handling all this?
00:00:51I fucking am.
00:00:52When Homelander chucks all the Starlighters into internment camps, you're cool with that?
00:00:55You didn't know about the camps.
00:00:56You're going to help us take down Va and Homelander.
00:00:58No deals.
00:01:02Newman would have been a shit patsy.
00:01:04So?
00:01:04I want another way.
00:01:05Speaker of the House Calhoun.
00:01:06He's next in line with you, President.
00:01:07He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you.
00:01:09Now that we have full legal authority, a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors
00:01:15from our government and from our streets.
00:01:17America will be safe again to the Starlighters.
00:01:20I'm coming for you.
00:01:22Because today, a new age of superheroes begins.
00:01:25You were my first call.
00:01:26You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:01:27It's all the time.
00:01:45You're my first call.
00:01:57Nick vara magistrate.
00:02:00USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:08Thank you. Thank you.
00:02:11Thank you, and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:20Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:23Places, ladies, places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:26Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:02:29Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:02:55Starlight is running wild.
00:02:56Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:00But we said no.
00:03:01We said enough.
00:03:03We said not in America.
00:03:06And together, we soared into a new golden dawn!
00:03:25Keep going.
00:03:28Starlight!
00:03:31We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:03:35Other heroes are proudly serving to the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:03:41The new arm is up 21%.
00:03:45G-Man, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:03:50Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:03:52But out of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:04Our nation!
00:04:06Yes!
00:04:09Yes!
00:04:10Yes!
00:04:11Yes!
00:04:11Yes!
00:04:12What a big Starlight tried to do on a golden border.
00:04:15Got it.
00:04:15Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:04:35Dammit!
00:04:36I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:04:38Ow!
00:04:38What the f***?
00:05:06This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period.
00:05:10And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:14Stay back!
00:05:15You're on laser every f***ing one of you!
00:05:19Stay back!
00:05:21On laser every-
00:05:23Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:05:33Tough day.
00:05:35Sad day.
00:05:37When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:05:41This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist Starlighters.
00:05:46Let's open it up.
00:05:48Chris Hayes?
00:05:49Vice President Barrett.
00:05:50Look, Chris.
00:05:51I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:05:53Literally.
00:05:54And no.
00:05:54Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance
00:05:58to the U.S. of A.
00:05:59That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:04Honestly.
00:06:05Do better?
00:06:06What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:08The Starlighter dissidents?
00:06:09More clickbait.
00:06:11I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:12And camp.
00:06:13We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:15We've been ready.
00:06:16In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't
00:06:21tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:06:23The share price is only down half a point.
00:06:25Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:06:27What's this?
00:06:28That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:06:30Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:06:32You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:06:35Peter Thiel.
00:06:36The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:06:40Everyone loves you.
00:06:42You can't really think I care.
00:06:43Maybe you didn't used to.
00:06:45It's all for you.
00:06:46Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:06:48The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:06:51Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:06:55Saying that maybe I even did something to my son?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03Everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:06Sorry.
00:07:07That he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:11That story's holding.
00:07:13We're good.
00:07:15And how about you, Sage?
00:07:16Are you?
00:07:19Good?
00:07:20I'm sorry.
00:07:21You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:07:25You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:07:28No.
00:07:29Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:07:36I was humiliated!
00:07:40The people don't hate me enough!
00:07:42Your numbers are north of 96.
00:07:43Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:07:45but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:07:49Word counts!
00:07:50Have you seen the memes?
00:07:51Have you seen the memes about me?
00:07:56Posting them should be a crime.
00:07:59Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:03Oh, you're serious.
00:08:05Uh, sir.
00:08:07Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:09It keeps people afraid.
00:08:10It's...
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no!
00:08:13You promised me Caesar.
00:08:14He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:08:16Well, I can relate to that.
00:08:18But I need people to be devoted.
00:08:21To me!
00:08:23May I speak freely?
00:08:24Give it a shot.
00:08:25I told you.
00:08:26No matter how much power you amass,
00:08:29it will not make you happy.
00:08:36You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:08:40I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:08:49I want it leaked that in three days,
00:08:52we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk,
00:08:55and the...
00:08:56French one.
00:08:58That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher,
00:09:01and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:06Consider it done, sir.
00:10:16Do you mind being more careful?
00:10:18Désolé.
00:10:21Merci quoi, petit Hugh?
00:10:26On saut.
00:10:27Pails the Venice exploits.
00:10:29Enjoy.
00:10:45Désolé.
00:10:51Put it on my friend.
00:11:14Luis, la bebida.
00:11:30And he got the flight 37 video out.
00:11:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:18Hello, Dad.
00:12:22Billy.
00:12:30You are a wanted man.
00:12:32What are you doing here?
00:12:34On a bit of a layover.
00:12:37Thought I'd pop in.
00:12:39Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:12:43Proof is no God, innit?
00:12:46She's dead and here you are.
00:12:49Thriving with arse cancer.
00:13:00Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:13:02Fucking hope so.
00:13:03I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:13:05About the funeral.
00:13:06I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:13:09You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:13:10I paid for it.
00:13:11People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of him with the likes of them.
00:13:17What did you come here for?
00:13:19Torture old man, eh?
00:13:23Where did you find that?
00:13:24In the attic.
00:13:26Reminds me of him.
00:13:35Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that rings trick.
00:13:39I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:13:42So fucking chuffed.
00:13:46And then he come home.
00:13:50And you called him a little poof.
00:13:53Well, never looked at us again, did he?
00:13:57Why are you here?
00:13:59No?
00:14:09There's no need to get angry.
00:14:11Oh, I ain't angry.
00:14:13I'm bleeding grateful.
00:14:15All the times you knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:14:19Made me who I am.
00:14:22Made me just like you.
00:14:25I'll show you.
00:14:27Son.
00:14:28Please.
00:14:29I know.
00:14:31I ain't got long to go.
00:14:33Waste of time.
00:14:36I know.
00:14:38But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:14:41Just to hear you scream.
00:14:44You don't get a change enough.
00:14:53Who says?
00:14:56I want a change.
00:15:07What's the matter with you?
00:15:08What?
00:15:09Your heart's pounding.
00:15:12Are you scared?
00:15:13No.
00:15:14I just love being at work.
00:15:16It's exciting.
00:15:17Move temperature, Link.
00:15:18Like.
00:15:23Have a good show.
00:15:29I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:15:31Tell him it's for me.
00:15:32Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:15:35Um, tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:15:37He wants to trim the budget.
00:15:37How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:15:47Howdy there, boss.
00:15:49Good deal with Dash today.
00:15:50Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:15:56And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:16:02Why?
00:16:03What are they hiding?
00:16:05Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:16:08They just look up to you is all.
00:16:17Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:16:20I'm so, so sorry.
00:16:22I don't want to be making milk.
00:16:23I do more than anything.
00:16:26Them pills just janked up my ticker something awful.
00:16:31They were killing me.
00:16:42How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:16:44Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies.
00:16:48Like A.I.
00:16:50Which means artificial intelligence.
00:16:52So Starlight did use that dang fangled A.I.
00:16:56First she went and deep faked Thomas Godolkin himself.
00:16:59Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:17:01I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:17:04To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew.
00:17:09Then she went and A.I. this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:17:14Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:17:15If we freeze it here.
00:17:18Yeah.
00:17:19I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:17:23Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:17:28Yes, it is.
00:17:33All right, so we have two hands.
00:17:36I feel it.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:46I'm going to go.
00:17:47I'll get the key.
00:17:47All right.
00:17:50I have to, I'll get the key.
00:17:50I got it, I have to get the key.
00:18:26Oi.
00:18:29Knock it off.
00:18:31I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
00:18:34They're after Frenchy.
00:18:35What's gonna do him?
00:18:37Huey and him.
00:18:38And send me to Alice.
00:18:43Look.
00:18:45I know you don't trust me.
00:18:47The French is a dead man.
00:18:49We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:18:50I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
00:18:52Gas another blow down.
00:18:55Wheels up on an hour.
00:18:56I know you don't trust me, but I know you don't trust me.
00:19:05It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning a freedom.
00:19:10Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:19:11Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:19:14It's hopeless.
00:19:17Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:19:20I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:19:22I've been hunted by Noir.
00:19:23Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
00:19:25Shot at by Russians.
00:19:26Almost blown up at hero-gasm.
00:19:28And lasered at Vodon Ice.
00:19:30Look, the point is...
00:19:31Oh, and one time I had us naked on a chocolate cake.
00:19:33It's a long story.
00:19:34The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:19:38Or crazy.
00:19:39Or both.
00:19:39Then why aren't you?
00:19:41Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
00:19:44Hey! Get down!
00:19:45Fuck you!
00:19:46Jesus.
00:19:47Hey! Get down!
00:19:49Get the fuck down!
00:19:50I said fuck you!
00:19:51Come down right now!
00:19:53Hey! Hey!
00:20:00See?
00:20:11He gave up.
00:20:13What about you?
00:20:23Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:20:26That's why I cut out all women.
00:20:27No love.
00:20:29No sex.
00:20:30No problems.
00:20:31And literally, bro?
00:20:32I have never felt manlier.
00:20:35Think about this.
00:20:36Okay?
00:20:37Romance.
00:20:37Flowers.
00:20:39Cuddling.
00:20:39Kissing.
00:20:40That's beta male shit, bro.
00:20:42That's super gay.
00:20:43War, am I right?
00:20:45B-b-b-b-breach!
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:48And you know what?
00:20:48As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:20:52whatever that baby murdering 3 out of 10
00:20:54thought she was going to do,
00:20:56it didn't work.
00:20:56Oh, bollocks.
00:20:58Half a bottle of rum and you're a solid 5 out of 10 any day of the week.
00:21:02What the fuck are you doing here?
00:21:07Can we go?
00:21:11Oh, wow.
00:21:12Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:21:14Wait, did you just...
00:21:16How?
00:21:17Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking TikTok.
00:21:21Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:21:2316 hour flight and not a fucking peep.
00:21:25Because all you can say is,
00:21:26oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:21:28Like the better with her mouth shut.
00:21:29Where have you been?
00:21:31Walt got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:21:33so they deported me to Manila.
00:21:34I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:21:36but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:21:39Oh, man.
00:21:40That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:21:42Found my asshole like a mile away.
00:21:45How did you find me?
00:21:46Oh, ways and means, love.
00:21:48How many men you down?
00:21:49How many does it look like?
00:21:53It's all right, love.
00:21:55Nothing to be scared of.
00:21:56I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:21:59So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:22:01No.
00:22:02Hearty inhale.
00:22:03See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:22:05They try to fight the cancer.
00:22:07Nice one putting flight 37 out here.
00:22:09Was it?
00:22:10It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:22:11Oh, of course it did.
00:22:12I'm Lander's fuming.
00:22:14He's going to execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:22:20Of course, it's a trap.
00:22:23Question.
00:22:24Is what else are we going to do?
00:22:26Science walk into it.
00:22:27Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:22:33You want Frenchy.
00:22:34You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:22:38The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:22:40And I'm Lander.
00:22:43Now, are you going to help us save the buoys?
00:22:46Or not?
00:22:58It's not a signal.
00:23:01So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:23:03We are getting executed.
00:23:05What?
00:23:06So, in 36 hours, we...
00:23:11They're finally fucking doing it.
00:23:12They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:23:13The question to show is, why now?
00:23:20Flight 37 video.
00:23:22Half or not type shit.
00:23:23They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:23:26and then they do her in.
00:23:28Fuck that.
00:23:29We're getting out of here first.
00:23:33We're gonna need a lot more Molotov, so let's get going.
00:23:39How did you get these?
00:23:40Fly by.
00:23:41I took it myself.
00:23:43Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:23:45That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:23:48So how come you didn't spring, then?
00:23:50Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:23:54It's this one.
00:23:56Getting in won't be easy.
00:23:58A perimeter's just open space.
00:23:59That's what I'm telling you.
00:24:00I'm not, Blot.
00:24:01I mean, he's a fucking worm, but he might be able to help.
00:24:05But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:24:07Leave that to me.
00:24:09I have something we can call.
00:24:13Oh, I didn't.
00:24:19You like croissants?
00:24:20Ugh, do we?
00:24:21Why?
00:24:28Homelander?
00:24:29Hey, you want to see us?
00:24:35All right, should we come back?
00:24:41Can you believe the gall?
00:24:43Cooking up these lies about me.
00:24:45Tarnishing my good name.
00:24:47Good, fake garbage.
00:24:50Right.
00:24:51Oh, right.
00:24:52Yes, totally, sir.
00:24:53I know.
00:24:54Starlight.
00:24:55Spewing this filth.
00:24:57What a fucking lightweight.
00:24:59I mean, what could she even do?
00:25:00Besides flash her little high beams at you.
00:25:04Am I right?
00:25:05Always, sir.
00:25:06So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:25:12Don't you look at him like that.
00:25:14Where the fuck were you?
00:25:15I was there.
00:25:16Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:25:18Right?
00:25:19Bro.
00:25:20Oh, it's been a year.
00:25:22A full lap of the sun.
00:25:24And you haven't found a train.
00:25:27Or butcher.
00:25:31Or starlight.
00:25:34It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:25:39I mean, I know you're not.
00:25:40That would be suicide.
00:25:45You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:25:51And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:25:57He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:26:00And a horrible meme about me.
00:26:02It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:26:08Sir, you can check my history.
00:26:09I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:26:10Here, just check it.
00:26:11Look.
00:26:11That won't be necessary.
00:26:12But, gentlemen.
00:26:17Do your fucking jobs.
00:26:19Yes, sir.
00:26:20Yes, sir.
00:26:48Bro, what the hell?
00:26:49You could have had my back in there.
00:26:51Bro, you're not the real noir.
00:26:53Okay?
00:26:53You can talk.
00:26:55Look, I get method.
00:26:56Okay?
00:26:57I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:26:58I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:27:00We literally never broke character.
00:27:02Hey.
00:27:03But enough's enough.
00:27:08Bro!
00:27:09I always thought I'd stay single.
00:27:10But you know what they say.
00:27:12How do you make God laugh?
00:27:13Make a plan.
00:27:14Ain't that the truth.
00:27:16So there I was at the national prayer breakfast.
00:27:18And I look across the table.
00:27:19And it was...
00:27:22It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:27:26Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:27:28Amen.
00:27:28Amen.
00:27:29Oh, Father himself.
00:27:32Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:27:37God rest his soul.
00:27:38Amen.
00:27:38Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
00:27:41We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:27:46I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:27:49For me, it was love at first sight.
00:27:51See, I knew he was going to say that.
00:27:53Try marrying a mind reader.
00:27:55Powerful.
00:27:57Now, how about we switch gears?
00:28:00Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.?
00:28:02Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:28:06People don't need a handout.
00:28:07It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:28:10Isn't white a color, too?
00:28:12Let's cut.
00:28:15Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:28:18Cut!
00:28:19Sage.
00:28:20My sister in Christ.
00:28:22Um, no.
00:28:22I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:28:25Or his baby sky ghost.
00:28:27I need a vice president.
00:28:29Give us the room.
00:28:30Fuck.
00:28:31How is married life?
00:28:33The power of Christ can kill you to fuck him?
00:28:35Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:28:38It's touchy.
00:28:39Hey, it's not my fault.
00:28:40The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:28:44Maybe.
00:28:45But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:28:47That was a patriotic thing to do.
00:28:49Can we hurry this along?
00:28:49I'm about to kill D.E.R.
00:28:51Uh, not to say you're not.
00:28:53He wants more starlighters arrested.
00:28:56But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already a kill.
00:28:59Now, it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:29:05Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
00:29:09True.
00:29:11True.
00:29:12Mm-hmm.
00:29:12It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:29:19We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:29:21We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:29:24But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:29:27I know I couldn't help but notice.
00:29:29You registered Barrett for President.com, Net, and Orr.
00:29:33It's exploratory.
00:29:34You're a soup.
00:29:36Made you fucking vice president.
00:29:37So, as long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:29:41Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:29:44Yeah, good talk.
00:29:55Reacher.
00:29:57Massive.
00:29:58Enters the motel.
00:30:00Woman.
00:30:01You're huge.
00:30:04Reacher.
00:30:05You know what they say about huge guys.
00:30:11They have huge cocks.
00:30:18Jesus fucking Christ.
00:30:19Are you fucking crazy?
00:30:20Get in here.
00:30:20Hello, Wim.
00:30:21Yeah, hi.
00:30:22I feel like America's literal most wanted.
00:30:24Did anyone see you come in here?
00:30:26No.
00:30:26Are you sure?
00:30:27Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
00:30:31Oh, fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:30:35Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:30:39Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:30:42Calm off it, mate.
00:30:43You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:30:45Pass.
00:30:46Well told.
00:30:48Whatever.
00:30:48Just fucking go, okay?
00:30:50You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:30:51Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:30:54Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
00:30:58Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:31:01And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:31:05It just isn't.
00:31:06Uh-uh-uh.
00:31:08You ruined your appetite.
00:31:10That's right.
00:31:11I came here for an ex-suit with a certain set of skills.
00:31:15I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:31:17You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:31:21How does this thing a tunnel fuck Vought?
00:31:22You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:31:2620 miles out of Rochester.
00:31:28Be there.
00:31:29Rochester.
00:31:30Well, Rochester's got that honey-waste soil.
00:31:33Fucking delicious.
00:31:37You need a shower.
00:31:39You smell like a wing-stop bathroom.
00:31:40Mm-hmm.
00:31:41Thanks.
00:31:42Was that bad?
00:31:43Sorry.
00:31:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:31:47Check you long enough.
00:31:49You slaying down in your old age?
00:31:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:31:53You guys are friends?
00:31:55You talk.
00:31:56Mm-hmm.
00:31:57Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:31:59Thanks.
00:32:00Mm-hmm.
00:32:00Where's everybody?
00:32:06I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:32:08Mm-hmm.
00:32:09Go, Marie Moreau.
00:32:09How's your team doing?
00:32:10Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:32:17So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:32:20Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
00:32:26Of a bot prison camp?
00:32:28You're fucking crazy.
00:32:29Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:32:31We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:32:33It's easy.
00:32:34Easy.
00:32:34Right.
00:32:36You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:32:39I can't.
00:32:40We know how to kill him, okay?
00:32:41But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:32:43Great.
00:32:43Well, good luck with that.
00:32:45Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:32:47I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:32:50So, what?
00:32:51I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:32:53I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:32:57Yeah, maybe.
00:33:00No.
00:33:01Why not?
00:33:03I said I can't.
00:33:05I know you're scared.
00:33:06No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:33:10I got a family to protect.
00:33:14I can't.
00:33:17I get it, I do.
00:33:20Me too.
00:33:25Keep him safe.
00:33:29We shouldn't have let him go.
00:33:30No.
00:33:32Homelander fucked him up.
00:33:34Fucked me up, too.
00:33:37We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:33:41Alright, so we hit the east gate.
00:33:43We pitied you when they guard chain shift.
00:33:45I'm going to go with Don.
00:33:46We've been through this.
00:33:47I know.
00:33:48I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:33:50Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:33:53No thanks.
00:33:55You know what I mean?
00:33:56You know I quit.
00:33:58Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
00:34:02What about you?
00:34:03Have you been eating the fresh produce I smell in?
00:34:06Musha has got corn in it.
00:34:13Hey.
00:34:15Don't worry.
00:34:17And you will be fine.
00:34:18She's strong.
00:34:23Kimiko, too.
00:34:28Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:34:30I don't know what the fuck's going on with them.
00:34:32And you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:34:34What?
00:34:34So you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:34:36Is that it?
00:34:37What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:34:41M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:34:44We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:34:46You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:34:51The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:34:55And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:35:00And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:35:03We are dead men walking.
00:35:06Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:35:12We need more resident.
00:35:14Yeah.
00:35:15Got somewhere hidden in the barracks walls.
00:35:17Come on.
00:35:24Attention, campers.
00:35:26Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:35:29Tomorrow's screening will open.
00:35:31Dawn of the Sevens.
00:35:36Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:35:39It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:35:43And having trouble eating.
00:35:44Every day, I see people giving up.
00:35:47But not me.
00:35:48Because I have you.
00:35:50It's very, very sweet.
00:35:52They were innocent.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:55Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:35:57They lied to me.
00:35:58Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:36:01We've known about that for quite some time.
00:36:04But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:36:08You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:36:10Ooh.
00:36:11I like internment camp, Huey.
00:36:14She's zesty.
00:36:15Fuck you.
00:36:16Do it.
00:36:17What?
00:36:18Kill me.
00:36:18Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:36:22You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:36:24Let's not insult each other.
00:36:25We both know they're coming.
00:36:27Do you remember when we first met?
00:36:31How could I forget?
00:36:32The Leaf Festival.
00:36:33When they tried to cleanse your soul.
00:36:35I remember thinking,
00:36:40Why him?
00:36:41What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:36:49You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:36:52I mean, I get it.
00:36:53From your perspective, you're punching up.
00:36:56Good for you.
00:36:57But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:37:05Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:37:16Because I do it for them.
00:37:31What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:37:35I thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:37:38Some came up.
00:37:39It's all bien, baby, bro.
00:37:41Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:37:43Thanks.
00:37:45Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:37:47Oh, my bad.
00:37:49Salade limé.
00:37:50I think that's it.
00:37:51I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
00:37:53You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:37:55What?
00:37:57I mean, come on.
00:37:58It's been like a year, some change now.
00:38:01Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:38:04It's fine.
00:38:06You're a shitty liar.
00:38:08I know I fucked you up.
00:38:11So, please.
00:38:13Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:38:15You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:38:19And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:38:23You were right.
00:38:24Not anymore.
00:38:25I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:38:27That Raina, your nephews.
00:38:29I mean, yeah.
00:38:31Moving around constantly.
00:38:32It's a pain in the ass.
00:38:35But it's worth it.
00:38:37It's good to see you like this.
00:38:40Mom will be really proud of you, man.
00:38:45Dad!
00:38:46Dad!
00:38:47Uncle Reg!
00:38:48Why are they doing that?
00:38:55Hey, Train.
00:38:56That was your fucking phone, a friend.
00:38:58Well, I held up my end, love.
00:38:59How are you going to get us out?
00:39:00I'll fly us all out.
00:39:01One by one.
00:39:02Well, that will take all fucking night.
00:39:04All right.
00:39:05Fine.
00:39:06Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:39:08Frenchie goes first.
00:39:09Yeah, all right.
00:39:10Frenchie first.
00:39:11What about Huey and M.M.?
00:39:12We will get him.
00:39:13But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:39:15Frenchie first.
00:39:16You sound like Maeve.
00:39:19Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:39:36Shit, quiet.
00:39:38You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:39:50They're already gone.
00:39:54Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:39:56Never going to stop, bro.
00:39:58Homelander's orders.
00:40:00Only one way this ends.
00:40:01Yeah, exactly.
00:40:02Right now, it's you coming after me.
00:40:04Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:40:07New Noir, because Homelander killed the first one.
00:40:09Remember?
00:40:10That's how people end up around here.
00:40:13You smug dick.
00:40:15Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:40:17She was.
00:40:18What?
00:40:18It's true.
00:40:19Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
00:40:22What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:40:24Suck my balls.
00:40:25You're the fucking joke.
00:40:26Look at you.
00:40:27On the run like a little bitch.
00:40:29And then I'm with Homelander.
00:40:32You know, I can see it.
00:40:33Look how terrified you are.
00:40:36Fuck you.
00:40:38I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:40:41I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:40:44I ain't terrified as shit.
00:40:45You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:40:48I'm not fucking scared.
00:40:56Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:41:00It's pathetic.
00:41:04You're pathetic.
00:41:06Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family.
00:41:19Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:41:22God.
00:41:23When I wrote this serious finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Cows Capers, it was impossible
00:41:27to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:41:31I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:41:34You can't do it.
00:41:35Finales are the worst.
00:41:36Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:41:39Oh, sorry.
00:41:40Was that bad?
00:41:40How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:41:44No, I already said that...
00:41:46Oh, come on.
00:41:47Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen, bollocks.
00:41:50You left him in there.
00:41:52Because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:41:57Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:41:59Please don't.
00:42:02Ain't nothing I feel guilty about.
00:42:05Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:42:07It is thankless and impossible work.
00:42:10Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:42:12Good to work, asshole.
00:42:13Great.
00:42:13I'm fucking starving.
00:42:14Where do you want to pop out?
00:42:15Bunk 19.
00:42:20Wait, that...
00:42:21That's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
00:42:23Is it?
00:42:24No, no, no, no.
00:42:24You said I got the stick of the Vaughn.
00:42:26That gets fucking lazier than half.
00:42:27Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:42:29It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:42:32I'm fucking half...
00:42:33Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:42:35So you're gonna dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
00:42:45Drive the action to the Kleenex.
00:42:46Drive the action to the Kleenex.
00:42:58You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:43:13Oh, no.
00:43:15Oh, no.
00:43:16Oh, no.
00:43:17Oh, no.
00:43:20Oh, no.
00:43:28Have fun in this shithole.
00:43:30Ladies first.
00:43:31Fuck you.
00:44:11Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:44:14Don't ever contact me again.
00:44:19Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm
00:44:23working on?
00:44:23Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:44:24Take that as a yes.
00:44:46Oh, fuck.
00:44:52Surprise.
00:44:53Welcome, William.
00:44:54And you.
00:44:56The gang is almost all here.
00:44:58Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11So, what's the big plan?
00:45:14What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:45:17Yes, I know all about it.
00:45:19Fuck my fat dick!
00:45:20Hmm?
00:45:21Hmm?
00:45:23Hmm!
00:45:29Hey, where's Starlight?
00:45:31This doesn't feel like a party.
00:45:33Without my little lightning bug here.
00:45:39Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:45:43I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:45:50I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become.
00:45:58And you did all that for me.
00:46:05Now, that, that is devotion.
00:46:11You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's
00:46:20ever challenged me.
00:46:23And there's a part of me that won't be sad to see you go.
00:46:50Come on, Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:47:04Come on, Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:47:28Get down!
00:47:30Don't you move.
00:47:36Oh, God.
00:47:37Angie.
00:47:50Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:52It's okay.
00:47:53It's okay.
00:47:54Just stay there, okay?
00:48:09What are you doing?
00:48:13Hey, dick.
00:48:15I've been waiting for this.
00:48:18I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:48:39Don't you fucking move.
00:48:41Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:48:44Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:48:51I'm gonna do it.
00:48:52I'm gonna do it.
00:48:52I'm gonna do it.
00:48:52Hold her tight.
00:48:58Where is she going?
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:54Oh, my God.
00:49:59Oh, my God.
00:50:41Oh, my God.
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:21Oh, my God.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:51:40Oh, my God.
00:52:10Oh, my God.
00:52:14Oh, my God.
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:39Oh, my God.
00:53:00Oh, my God.
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:28Oh, my God.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:06Oh, my God.
00:54:13Oh, my God.
00:54:41Oh, my God.
00:55:11Oh, my God.
00:55:56Oh, my God.
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:57:05Oh, my God.
00:57:11Oh, my God.
00:58:09Oh, my God.
00:58:11Oh, my God.
00:58:41Oh, my God.
00:59:11Oh, my God.
00:59:41Oh, my God.
01:00:11Oh, my God.
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