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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 2
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00:00I'm thinking, literally.
00:01Homelander wants more Starlanders arrested.
00:03As long as you're useful.
00:04Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:05Oh my god, Samir.
00:06Is that Zoe's dad?
00:09You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:12Can we go?
00:13You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchie.
00:16Homelander's fuming.
00:18He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchie, and him in about 36 hours.
00:21We need your help to breathe him out.
00:23You're fucking crazy.
00:25Oh god.
00:26Frenchie.
00:33What was I so afraid of?
00:57Praise the lord.
01:00Praise the lord.
01:04We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
01:07Amen.
01:08He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
01:15Homelander, amen.
01:17Amen.
01:17Amen, sir.
01:24Amen.
01:26Amen.
01:27Isabel. That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight. Now you know that ain't no figure
01:36of speech, right? It ain't no metaphors in this house. Starlight and her minions are literally
01:41possessed by demons. They spew and vomit. They're eating babies. They're turning little
01:47boys into little girls with garden shears. Lord have mercy. Well we cast those demons
01:56out of this house. We fight hellfire with holy fire. We fight with the ballot box. We fight
02:04with the ammo box. Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace but a sword. You are not
02:11here to be blessed. You are here to do war. Amen. Can you feel the Holy Ghost power? I said
02:22can you feel the Holy Ghost power? Then I need you to praise him. Praise him. Praise him.
02:28Praise him for victory. Praise him. Praise him for America. Praise him for our superheroes.
02:35Hallelujah. Stand up. Stand up in the name of Jesus.
02:47Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Welcome to the outskirts of
03:08Larry, Pennsylvania. The charming little burg. Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl
03:13overdoses. Oh and uh, when you come in here, keep your nose shut. Won't do the fucking love
03:25you? You're still working on the virus. Not working. Sorted. Thanks to this diamond geezer.
03:56Samir. I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe. Well,
04:03you lot remember, don't you? When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
04:10Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance. Samir? Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
04:21I'm so sorry for your loss. Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
04:24He kept me present. So did you. You shot me with the virus. Your leg regrew. All right,
04:29all right. Listen. The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Ashton so we could crack on
04:33with a godly work of revenge. And good news. Samir's done it. As of last week, that naughty
04:40little bug of his is finally strong enough to top homelander. Mom, Zoe reckon. We just need
04:45a little joy run. This thing kills just homelander? Or every soup? Don't know. But we'll have a
04:52laugh finding out, won't we? Jesus fucking Christ. Will it affect humans? Well, you know,
04:58we've got to test it. We're close to Cleveland. You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no? I'm glad
05:04you're
05:04back, mate. Rock Hard? A member of teenage kicks. Rock Hard is a living mountain. Nine hundred
05:11pounds of walking granite. Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial,
05:15no? Well, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of
05:21his mouth. Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat. Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong
05:29as homelander. And no one gives a fuck about him. So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here
05:35for a
05:35dose of killjuice. Lemon fucking squeezy. So, let's get cracking. We gotta stop the hate crimes against
05:46soups before they start. With President Calhoun's freedom to be free act, local superheroes can now
05:52apprehend starlighters before they commit any more violence. Here you go. Where'd you get these
06:02from? Just friends, but they don't need them anymore. So, how are we going to do it? Do what? Get
06:11the
06:11virus away from Butcher. We'll kill him. No, we're not going to kill him. We're not just going to go
06:14along with us, right? I'm sorry. Do we all have amnesia? Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher
06:21is? He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter. Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet,
06:27which includes you. I said we take the virus and we run. We'll kill him. Look, it's 10,000 soups
06:32to
06:33save 8 billion people worldwide. That's a good price in any war. I'm kidding. It's a shit decision,
06:41all right? We're not denying that. But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak. We don't
06:46have a motherfucking choice. Yes, there is a choice. And no, it's not yours to make. You're not the one
06:49who's going to die, right? Why do you always give in to them?
06:58Kimiko, please, wait!
07:13Hey. So, been a tough year. No. No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly. Why do you bring
07:22it up?
07:22Just your whole vibe. Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, your sighting with Butcher,
07:26your hair, your hair is different. Okay. Not so much about the hair. It's just, uh...
07:37Whatever you had to do. I get it. It's okay. We can... We can figure this out. We can...
07:47Talk? Yeah. Or counterpoint. Not talk. I mean... Yeah. That's a... That's a pretty good
08:02telling point.
08:17you stood there
08:18my girl, listen
08:19judoff, blessed into you by Homelander
08:21shot here, here, here, it hurt every time
08:23but the virus, that was the only time I wanted to die
08:26the pain
08:31and you're okay
08:32leave it then
08:32no
08:35on my life
08:37not
08:37but this is happening
08:39with or without us
08:41so I must learn
08:43everything I can about this pestilence
08:46so I can protect you
08:50I spent every day of the last year
08:54dreaming about you
08:59you deserve all
09:11you think that I would let
09:14anything
09:16take you away from me again
09:20I'm sure it was about you too
09:24sit down, Cleop
09:27your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt
09:40close off now
09:50you're about to mess
09:52is it really been grown
09:54my vagina is tingling and damp
09:55don't ask me
09:57what you know is true
09:59don't have to tell me
10:02I love your precious heart
10:05I
10:08I was standing
10:12you were there
10:25you were there
10:28you were there
10:41and they could never
10:45else
10:46tear us apart
11:01God damn it
11:03Adrian
11:07didn't mean to come to this
11:10I don't know
11:11he left me no choice
11:14I know my leadership style
11:15can be
11:17stern
11:17but
11:18it was for your own good
11:22I like to think of myself
11:23as
11:25the big brother
11:28that you never had
11:35you remember that girlfriend
11:36you had
11:38um
11:40Paul
11:42Popfang
11:44betrayed us both
11:45to William Butcher
11:46no less
11:47huge mess
11:47your fault
11:48what did I do
11:50what did I do
11:52I gave you a chance
11:53to make things right
11:55I
11:55I reached out
11:56my hand
11:59and you
12:00bit it
12:01what did I ever do
12:03to deserve that
12:04what
12:05was I too nurturing
12:07too forgiving
12:08well maybe
12:09but damn it
12:10you weren't like the others
12:12snakes
12:14backstabbers
12:15I could count on you man
12:17I did count on you
12:18I loved you
12:21well here we are
12:24why does this keep happening to me
12:31I guess the strongest man
12:33are the most
12:34you wouldn't understand
12:40nobody does
13:21I got my eyes on me
13:24pretty when I wake
13:25And I know you wanna know, you wanna know, you wanna know
13:28Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Stick
13:29I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows
13:33And we're doing a Votality Fam Glam tutorial
13:36Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
13:39You only get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit
13:4350 grand?
13:45Dog wankers
13:50Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:53Frenchy, how much longer?
13:54Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
13:56They go out, we go in
13:58Rockhart hasn't posted in a year, he might not live here anymore
14:01Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows
14:04Brings down a protein shake to the basement
14:06I bet my bot and anal beads is down there
14:14Everything okay?
14:16All good
14:23Oi, look lively back there
14:26All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
14:29Nip in, twat in, bring it back here
14:33Keep the engine running
14:42Are you ready?
14:45You ready?
15:10Internet's down, cams too
15:12Um, yeah, we have a problem
15:18Putain, man
15:21He really let himself go
15:26The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
15:33Oh my god
15:34Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
15:37My dick weighs more, bitch
15:41Well, right in that way we can move him
15:42Even with the three of us
15:45So what now?
16:02You
16:03What the fuck?
16:05No, no, no, no
16:05It's okay, it's okay
16:06I don't want to hurt you
16:07You're safe, okay?
16:09You've been in deep freeze again
16:10Oh, Jesus Christ
16:13For how long?
16:14Almost two years
16:15In a CIA black site
16:17I just found out this morning
16:20You found out this morning?
16:21Yeah
16:22But that just happens to be in your room?
16:28Did you fuck me?
16:29What?
16:30Is this some kind of incest thing?
16:31No!
16:32Then what the fuck is this?
16:33Look, I
16:35I want you to find William Butcher
16:38Find him yourself?
16:39Well, the people that work for me are limited
16:41And you are
16:42The best tracker there is
16:44I just
16:45I need you to find him
16:46And report back
16:47Very simple
16:49You want me
16:51To work for you
16:52Well, why don't we say
16:53Work with me
16:55And
16:55I can help you
16:57I can
16:58Give you a proper comeback
16:59I don't need you for that
17:01Well, the whole world does think
17:03That you're a Russian spy, so
17:06Okay
17:06All right
17:07Listen to me
17:09I'm no ass
17:10Felch and commie
17:11You got that?
17:13I know
17:13I know
17:13And listen
17:15I am
17:15Vought now
17:16Me
17:17So the public?
17:19They're gonna believe
17:20That you are whatever
17:21I tell them you are
17:22I can resurrect you
17:24I can give you back
17:25What you lost
17:27I can even make you
17:28Number two in the seven
17:29Number two?
17:32Or how about I finish the job
17:35And blast you to kingdom fuck
17:39Yeah, you could try
17:41Who knows
17:42You might even fry the V
17:43Right out of my blood
17:46Or you might not
17:49But
17:49I'm better
17:50That you hate William Butcher
17:52More than you
17:53Than you hate
17:54Me
17:56After all
17:56I'm not the one that
17:57Betrayed you
17:58Am I?
18:00I tried to kill you
18:01The minute I turn my back
18:03How do I know
18:04You won't return the favor?
18:06But
18:07Uh
18:15You find William Butcher for me
18:19All is forgiven
18:29Looks like a fucking
18:31Kindergarten ashtray
18:32Improve your sleep
18:35Strengthen
18:35Your immune system
18:36Nourish your soul
18:38The ancient Taoists
18:40Believed that
18:41Perennium sunning
18:41Stoped chi
18:42Life force
18:44From eating the body
18:44And invited prana
18:46Solar energy in
18:49Don't ignore your anal wellness
18:50Introducing a new deep brand
18:52Sigma Solarium by Vought
18:54Fibros
18:55Forbros
18:56Okay, we need to abort
18:58Your mom should
19:00Have
19:01Aborted
19:02You
19:04Fuck it
19:05We'll test it here
19:06What
19:06Test?
19:07Monsieur Jean-Claude
19:08The virus is contagious
19:10As Samir says
19:11C'est fini
19:11The game is over
19:12No, Butcher's right
19:14Rockhart has seen us
19:15So
19:15We can't leave
19:17Virus
19:18What
19:18Virus
19:19Look
19:20I don't break you lot out
19:21Of the pain to flap about
19:22Now all we've got to do
19:23Is seal of inhalation
19:25Every exit point
19:26Tighter
19:27Than a Boy Scout's
19:28Asshole
19:28A jamboree
19:29No, no, no
19:30Sip up with him
19:34Maybe
19:38Yo
19:41Is that motherfucker
19:42Holding his breath
19:43Uh-huh
19:43His heart rate
19:44Is 10 beats per minute
19:46He can't probably hold his breath
19:48For a couple of hours
19:49Like a blue whale
19:49He won't breathe
19:51How do we get the virus in him?
19:53Well
19:54He ain't our first whale, is he?
19:56You lot sort this
19:56I'll fish the virus
19:58Come here, you and me
20:05Oh, you two
20:06Leave it out, would you?
20:08Fucking working
20:09Come here
20:11Hey
20:12Coming with you
20:14What fool?
20:15I don't trust you
20:18Yeah
20:20Suit yourself
20:26We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active Starlight sympathizers
20:30Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
20:34We're smart
20:35He just disappears every afternoon
20:37Won't say where he's going
20:38Won't say shit
20:39He's only method
20:41Meisner technique
20:43Is that a Jew thing?
20:44We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:48But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President
20:52Good idea
20:53What qualifies someone as an active Starlighter?
20:56That's going to be anyone who posts pro, Starlight, or anti-Homelander content
20:59Honestly, the Vought Book algorithm does most of the work for us
21:02We have got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
21:07We truly live in an age of wonder
21:10But we are the need to triple the amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all
21:13Love it
21:14It's just that after we've paid for Vought's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks, and for the existing Freedom
21:21Camps, Treasury's running a little dry
21:23People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes
21:29The President is thinking how insane this is right now
21:32Come back you
21:33You can do it
21:34Speak up
21:35And a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
21:37Won't there arrest eat into your bottom line?
21:41No
21:41I'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
21:44Wow, amazing Ashley, you're a real Che Guevara
21:47Well, alrighty then
21:48Let me ask the most important question
21:51Do I got immunity?
22:03For fuck's sake
22:05Soldier Boy
22:06Is the President, Vice President of the United States of America
22:09They work for me
22:12Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven
22:15Once he is located, William Butcher and Annie January
22:19Wait, wait, wait, sir
22:20No, sir, I can do this, I can bring them in
22:22Oh, like you did with A-Train
22:24We're going in a new direction, Deep
22:26Competence
22:28Oh, and Steve
22:29Soldier Boy's gonna need a full pardon
22:31Well, sir, he, uh
22:32He was guilty of
22:34You know, treason
22:38Consider it done, sir
22:40Terrific
22:40And you know what?
22:41I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
22:42Uh, Steve, can you make him a
22:46Manhattan
22:47Manhattan
22:48Thanks, Steve
22:50Of course
22:52Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:54No
22:56Steven
22:58I'll also have a Manhattan
23:01Goddamn
23:03This wicked soups teabagged the President
23:06Since me
23:23Okay, what's next?
23:29What is that?
23:39Look out!
23:40Oh, shit!
23:43Oh, shit!
23:43Oh, shit!
23:44He is sore!
23:45He's mountain pornography!
23:47What?
23:48Almost got you, fuckers
23:50Ha, ha
23:52Oh, shit!
23:56What is that explains how he's groomed?
24:01Phenomenic Bishop
24:03Gross.
24:12That's what I'm talking about.
24:15Oh, God.
24:19Fucking unsanitary.
24:51Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Vitality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:57It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
25:02We talked about this. I don't have a choice.
25:05You make me do this.
25:07There we go.
25:10Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
25:12So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
25:18If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
25:23Countess of the Crows.
25:24And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
25:27Fucking fuck.
25:37It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:45It's like a metaphor for life, no?
25:47It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:54What is the matter?
25:56What is the matter?
25:58A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
26:02Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
26:07I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
26:12You didn't kill them.
26:15They chose to fight.
26:16Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
26:19I told them that we were going to make it out.
26:22It's not fucking easy for me to say.
26:25I'm bulletproof.
26:27Have you told Petit Louis any of this?
26:30No, no, because they'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
26:37So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
26:41I led them to a shallow grave.
26:47So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
26:52No, I can't live like that.
26:54If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
27:04I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over a life's loss.
27:11And yes, it's easier to wallow when you're killed.
27:17What the fucking shit?
27:19You get up every day and you keep going.
27:22Anything else is an insult to the dead.
27:29Let go!
27:30Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
27:32Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
27:34Oh, shit.
27:35Starlight.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37You guys are terrorists.
27:41What do we do with her?
27:43Same as Rock Harden.
27:47We don't have a choice.
27:51All right.
27:52Come on.
27:53No, what?
27:55Let me go.
28:00Baby killer!
28:13Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
28:17All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:21Turbo Rush.
28:22The drink of heroes.
28:24Only 15 calories.
28:26Cut!
28:28That was a good take.
28:29No, please.
28:30This is a mistake.
28:31I am not starlighting.
28:33Only 15 calories.
28:35Yeah.
28:35Now with acai and maca root.
28:38No, Corey.
28:41Go back inside, please.
28:42No!
28:43You stay back.
28:44If you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
28:48Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
28:50They're lopsided.
28:51Okay, come on.
28:51Come on.
28:52All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:56Turbo Rush.
28:57Now with acai and maca root.
29:01That's fucking perfect.
29:02Okay, great.
29:03Okay, have fun at camp.
29:04No!
29:05No!
29:06I'm not kidding!
29:07No!
29:09Mom!
29:10Blover.
29:11Not a chance.
29:12We have to help them.
29:13Help them and every super 500 miles will be up their ass within the hour.
29:17We stayed a course.
29:18Mine's on the fucking job.
29:20Fuck the job.
29:24Give me a go.
29:26Don't.
29:48Homelander?
29:54Homelander.
30:00Sage, I was just...
30:03What can I do for you?
30:06Well, that was quite a surprise today.
30:08Are you sure waking him was the right call?
30:10Yes.
30:11Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
30:13No, I did not.
30:15Of course not.
30:18What am I going to say?
30:19Hey, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because
30:24there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
30:28Sure you would have jumped at that.
30:29Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
30:36Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
30:42Ah.
30:42Ah, that's tactical.
30:44Exactly.
30:45Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:51So when he gets infected and he dies...
30:53You don't know that's going to happen.
30:54When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:58Mm-hmm.
31:00Right?
31:02All right.
31:19You don't know.
31:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
31:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
31:40All right, all right.
31:41Less talking, more giving.
31:44I'll take it.
31:52So how fragile is this?
31:53Very.
31:55Very fragile.
31:57If it broke on the way?
31:58It could kill every superhero on Earth.
32:00There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
32:10Well, best not drop it, eh?
32:15Thank you so much.
32:25Breathe, putain.
32:36You gonna go breathe yet?
32:38What?
32:39Did you get him to breathe yet?
32:42I'm full of shit.
32:43No, the gun is imparious.
32:45Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:47So, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:58You know, you were wrong earlier.
33:00We're not terrorists.
33:02Oh, God.
33:03When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
33:06and She-Line is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
33:10Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
33:13It's just a shitty situation.
33:15Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
33:18Okay.
33:22We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
33:25All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
33:32Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
33:35I got a teenage daughter.
33:37That shit right there bounces right off me.
33:40Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows that one time?
33:43What's it called, a murder?
33:46Oh, let me guess.
33:48Sheila and H. Crows?
33:51Damn.
33:52Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:55Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:58Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
34:00They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
34:03It's ridiculous.
34:05Oh.
34:08Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
34:09Lozac, Welbutrin, Lutxapro.
34:13Great.
34:13Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
34:15Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
34:18All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
34:21and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
34:23Why are you risking your life for them?
34:30Please.
34:31Please don't kill me.
34:33I just want to go home.
34:35I miss my mom.
34:37My dad.
34:39Please.
34:52Careful!
34:58Boy, you're fucking smart, Huey.
35:00Ain't you a little glad Atron's dead?
35:05No.
35:06I'm not glad he's dead.
35:08Atron did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
35:10And he died a hero.
35:12A real hero.
35:13And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
35:16Listen.
35:17I know you just don't hear it, the Gulag.
35:20We've earned your seat at the table, so...
35:22I'll give it to you straight.
35:25You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head, mate.
35:28Ain't doing no one no favors.
35:30Especially your girl.
35:32I mean, that's why she's giving the cold shoulder.
35:33Talk to me about it, Annie.
35:34You don't know what's going on with her.
35:35Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
35:38And she knows that you,
35:39poncing about with this Jimny cricket,
35:42listening to your heart, bollocks,
35:44is just gonna get her killed.
35:48Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:54You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
35:57But I won't let you do it.
36:02Love it.
36:15You hate the vial!
36:19It's good.
36:23Wait, is that?
36:27Well, well, well.
36:29He's dead, right?
36:30He's supposed to be dead?
36:33Supposed to be.
36:35Mallory put on my nice for a bit.
36:39You're telling us this now?
36:43Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:45In what fucking way?
36:46Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:48Who better than I ran this old man?
36:53New plan.
36:56Boy!
36:58Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice duder?
37:00Aren't you supposed to be smart?
37:01Running a truck under the name Don T.
37:03Be a cunt.
37:04Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
37:06Well, oldie better goodie.
37:12No, mate.
37:13Just you and me.
37:24I guess it's true.
37:25You're one of us now.
37:27Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
37:30Then fuck it, beat him.
37:31Being super is not going to save you.
37:33That don't stop us helping each other.
37:35Homeland has doubled a cunt now.
37:36If that's even possible.
37:38He needs doing more than ever.
37:39You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
37:41Fuck you.
37:42We had a deal.
37:44I held up my end of the bargain.
37:45And you sold me out.
37:47Put me back in a fucking box.
37:49And for what?
37:50Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
37:52A kid is your grandson.
37:54Well, was it worth it?
37:55You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:57Where is that fucking brat?
37:59Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
38:01Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
38:03strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
38:07Bullshit.
38:08God's honest.
38:09The things this virus can do.
38:13Fucking diabolical.
38:15Why do you think he sent you here?
38:17Instead of coming himself, hmm?
38:19You're a sacrificial cunt.
38:21Again.
38:23I guess we'll see.
38:25You don't get it, do you?
38:27Me?
38:28Homelander?
38:29Your old crew?
38:31Everyone fucks you over.
38:33Do you want to know why?
38:36Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:46What the fuck was that?
38:56Hey!
38:57You two fucktards the local soups?
38:59Holy shit.
39:01Soldier boy?
39:02What?
39:03You're a dead socialist.
39:06Fuck!
39:07Fuck!
39:07This was being stupid.
39:08Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
39:10A Jap and a fairy took off east.
39:12Find them and kill them.
39:13Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
39:18Move!
39:27Fucking figures.
39:33M.M.
39:34Get ready.
39:34We're coming in.
39:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:36Slow down, kid.
39:38Soldier boy.
39:40He's alive?
39:42Fuck that.
39:43Just how long do we have?
39:44Just...
39:45Huey.
39:45Huey!
39:48We gotta move.
39:50A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:52Oh, shit.
39:54Shit.
40:11Go!
40:12Go!
40:22Go!
41:01I got a drop for Dookie!
41:04You get it?
41:05That's you!
41:08You're the Dookie!
41:09No!
41:12Kill me!
41:30I got you.
41:32I know.
41:46Oh my god!
41:47Are you okay?
41:48Is the virus?
41:49Let's get it.
41:53Oi!
41:54Pants!
41:55Oh shit!
41:55Move!
41:57Go!
41:58No!
42:02You with me?
42:06Hey!
42:16You weak, Able.
42:17How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
42:21All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
42:23You're kind of obsessed.
42:27Is this the virus he was going on about?
42:29The so-called soup killer?
42:31Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
42:34What?
42:41No virus, bitch.
42:43I will shoot.
42:44Hot.
42:45Come in your face.
42:47Not right now.
42:55What the fuck?
43:18No.
43:23Hey!
43:31Oh, my God.
43:55Oh, my God.
44:25Oh, my God.
44:28Well?
44:29They did?
44:30Very.
44:31Oh, fuck.
44:32I wish I would have seen that.
44:33No.
44:34You don't.
44:37Come on.
44:37Let's leg it.
44:39No, no, no, Monka.
44:41And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
44:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
45:17Yes.
45:20May I have a word?
45:22Wait out there.
45:25What are you doing?
45:26I'm about to enjoy a mixing roll.
45:28Bear as extra if you want to join in.
45:29No, thank you.
45:30Hunt Trap Supreme?
45:30Cheesy Gordy de Crunch?
45:31No.
45:32Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
45:33I don't want any Taco Fucking Bell.
45:35Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
45:40Clearly the right call.
45:41He's not in the building.
45:41Thank fucking God.
45:43What the fuck?
45:45Why are we doing this?
45:46Doing what?
45:47If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:50Homelander sets the agenda.
45:52I just execute.
45:53That's bullshit.
45:54You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:56There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:58My angle?
45:59My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till
46:04he needs him be with Wisman.
46:06All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every words.
46:11Nicer than I expected.
46:13Ashley, she's smart.
46:14She's got to listen to reason.
46:17Look, I've been there.
46:19Literally where you're sitting.
46:21But that chair isn't a pedestal.
46:23It's a chopping block.
46:25And I can help you.
46:26But you've got to talk to me.
46:32Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
46:35You know you can't.
46:36You're going to pull out the back of your skull.
46:44Wow.
46:45You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:47That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:49They're arresting innocent people.
46:51But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage to Lupa.
46:54I need a minute.
47:02Come back here.
47:03I see a spine.
47:04Fucking use it.
47:05Do I get laser eyes?
47:06No.
47:06I get a psychic fucking tumor.
47:08This is junior year all over again.
47:10Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had your Miracoy tickets?
47:14And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
47:17Going along won't get you what you want.
47:19Going along is why we're still alive.
47:21You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
47:23At least he had a shred of decency.
47:25That's why he's dead.
47:26First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
47:30I don't need Martin Neomola right now.
47:31You used to love his poetry.
47:33And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
47:35You used to want to do some good in the world.
47:37What happened?
47:38I tried.
47:39I tried.
47:41But there's nothing I can do.
47:42Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
47:45The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:49I'm not a leader.
47:50I'm vice president.
47:52You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:54We can still do some good.
47:55Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:58You want that?
48:00You're better than this.
48:01You are better than this.
48:03No.
48:06No.
48:06So, we're clear.
48:08You're absolutely sure.
48:09Triple check the results.
48:10None of you are carriers.
48:11Humans are immune.
48:13Chance, you'll see their own mail.
48:27Goddamn.
48:28I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
48:32Who's on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23?
48:36Sold your cunt down.
48:38Homeland did a go.
48:39You fucking did it.
48:40All time.
48:54Let's run away.
48:59There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
49:03We just need to find one so remote.
49:05Nobody will ever find us.
49:09You were right.
49:12This virus, there is no contain in it.
49:15No stuff in it.
49:16I do not know how to protect you from it,
49:18except to take you as far away from here as possible.
49:39You did not see its carnage.
49:41It's too dangerous.
49:43It's too dangerous.
49:43It's dangerous for everyone.
49:44No innocent people are being round up.
49:49Don't ask me to watch you.
49:51Don't ask me to watch you.
49:51I think this is how we make a mess.
49:55The lives we've taken, I think we have to.
49:58Get up every day and keep going.
50:06Wait.
50:11It's just all.
50:29You're allowed to freak out, you know?
50:30This virus.
50:33It's fucking brutal.
50:35I don't know.
50:36For a lot of part, I'd say it's an improvement.
50:42I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:44Neither of us is fine.
50:47And we shouldn't be.
50:49And if you don't want to talk about it,
50:51you don't have to.
50:53I'm not letting you die.
50:58I'm going to keep fighting.
51:02And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
51:07I just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
51:26Why not?
51:28I'm late.
51:43All right, Sarah.
51:46Time for your meds.
51:57Here's a good boy.
52:12Whoa, hey.
52:13Be careful, sir.
52:14There's a viral contagion.
52:16I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
52:19I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
52:21Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
52:23You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
52:26I told him to report back.
52:28I told him not to go in alone.
52:29Why would he do that?
52:31It's more like soldier doy.
52:33Am I right?
52:34Leave.
52:35Well, I just, um, I'm going to be here, sir.
52:37Dude, this should have been you.
52:39All right.
52:40I'm sorry.
52:41Leave.
52:47I was swimming.
53:10Not you, too.
53:14Not you.
53:23Why does everyone keep leaving me?
53:29I'm sorry.
53:40I get knocked down.
53:42I get knocked down, but I get up again.
53:43You're the hell, you're gonna keep me down.
53:45I get knocked down, but I get up again.
53:47You're the hell, you're gonna keep me down.
53:49I get knocked down, but I get up again.
53:52You're the hell, you're gonna keep me down.
53:54I get knocked down, but I get up again.
53:56You're the hell, you're gonna keep me down.
54:04He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
54:09He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
54:11He sings the songs that remind him of the drunk times
54:14He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
54:16Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy
54:24I get knocked out, but I get up again
54:29I get knocked out, but I get up again
54:31I get knocked out, but I get up again
54:40I get knocked out, but I get up again
54:51He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
54:53He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
54:55Six of songs that remind him of the good time
54:58Six of songs that remind him of the best time
55:01Don't cry for me, X-Modava
55:08I can't go down, but I can't go again
55:11You're never gonna beat me down
55:13I can't go down, but I can't go again
55:15You're never gonna beat me down
55:17I can't go down, but I can't go again
55:20You're never gonna beat me down
55:22I can't go down, but I can't go again
55:24Do they ever gonna keep me down?
55:26I can't go down!
55:27Do they ever gonna keep me down?
55:30I can't go down!
55:32Do they ever gonna keep me down?
55:35I can't go down!
55:36Do they ever gonna keep me down?
55:39I can't go down!
55:41Do they ever gonna keep me down?
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