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2006 SITCOM "Eileen informs the membership that Lady Anne Crump, a Guild inspector, will be attending their next meeting." IMDB Starring Sue Johnston, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Maggie Steed, Doreen Mantle, Patrick Barlow, Pauline McLynn, Sally Phillips, David Mitchell
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00:12We are the Village Green, Preservation Society, God save Donald Duck, Vauderville and Variety.
00:38Is it today you're taking the lambs?
00:40Yeah, this morning.
00:41Oh right then, well sign, sign, sign.
00:43Now the one that lost the ear tags, both of them, there's new ones here for it, okay?
00:47Right, okay.
00:48I'm doing Mardin's Haley's this morning as well.
00:50Oh yeah, which lot?
00:51That field up by Jethro's.
00:53I was thinking, can I worm a new take on the way back?
00:56Can you though?
00:57I'll have to check with the ESA.
00:58Er, not the ESA, the soil people.
01:00Right, and let me know how many rams go on.
01:03Okay, new tags, bit of bling for the baby girls.
01:07I hope yellow is in season.
01:08Right, slaughtering paperwork, breed society, movement orders and your lunch.
01:13I think you're clear for take off.
01:17Oh, and will you tell Andy we can't have too much lamb back?
01:20James won't let me sell meat in the surgery anymore.
01:23Yeah, well he's a tosser now.
01:24Yeah, and the freezer's full.
01:26There's some room in it.
01:27No, no, I'm saving that space for the pig.
01:29Or your mother.
01:30Whichever one annoys me most by the end of the week.
01:33See you later.
01:34I'll get it be late because I'm hedging.
01:35Okay, bye.
01:45What?
01:47What?
01:48Five minutes.
01:49Just five minutes of nothing once a day.
01:52I'm allowed that much.
02:06So the stages are pre-contemplative, contemplative, decision, action, relapse.
02:15Now, you won't get maintenance without relapse.
02:18So don't say yes.
02:20That's how I'm feeling.
02:21Just to please me.
02:23So, how are you feeling?
02:27Fine.
02:28Are you sure?
02:29Because you seem a bit offended.
02:31No.
02:32You think you're becoming too reliant on me?
02:33No.
02:35I'm fine.
02:37I'm happy.
02:39Euphoria?
02:39I just want to get on.
02:43And you have to come round.
02:46So early.
02:48Look, can we talk about something else?
02:51I do not need therapy.
02:55Hey.
02:56This is just chatting.
02:58Hey.
02:58Hey, Spike.
03:01Hello.
03:04You got any pepperami?
03:06No, but I think there's some derely triangles.
03:13Can I have this fruit?
03:15Yeah.
03:15Have you got an itchy crotch?
03:17Yeah.
03:18That's why you came round here, actually.
03:20Oh, God.
03:21You haven't been shagging about again, I miss Spike.
03:24Is it crusty?
03:25No, no.
03:25It's just, like, really uncomfortable.
03:27Oh, bloody hell, Spike.
03:29Get in that bathroom and I'll have a look.
03:31Sorry, Kate.
03:31Oh, that's okay.
03:32All right.
03:35Let's have a look.
03:38Oh.
03:39Oh, God.
03:42Oh, Spike.
03:44That's nasty.
03:45Ooh.
03:46Lift it up.
03:49Ooh, Spikey.
03:51Kate.
03:52Can you, er, pass that magnifying glass?
03:55It's on the side.
03:56I just want to see if it's crabs.
03:59Oh.
04:00Well, I like your tiles.
04:02Ooh.
04:02I'm gonna run you a bath.
04:10Oh.
04:12All right.
04:13I'll tell you what.
04:14You have a bath and then I'll have another look.
04:18Right, I'll, uh, I'll love you and leave you.
04:22I'm...
04:23So I'm off to the Silver Surfers, so...
04:27I seem to have become the computer oracle.
04:30In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
04:34I'm not your one-eyed man.
04:35It needs a wash.
04:36Get in that bath and introduce it to soap.
04:41Bye.
04:42Bye.
04:42Bye.
04:43Bye.
04:57Oh, Elijah.
04:59Is it Colin you're after?
05:12Oh, bloody kids, eh, Sam?
05:14Yeah, did you do that, Rosie?
05:15Yeah, I did, yeah.
05:17Well, I suppose you'd have been there forever.
05:19Do you think I'm looking skinnier, do you think?
05:22Are you on a diet?
05:23Yeah, a celebrity diet.
05:25Oh.
05:25Yeah, started this morning.
05:26Oh, would you be careful? We don't want you wasting away.
05:29No, I won't, no.
05:30I just want to take a bit off the front end here, you know.
05:32Not off the back, because my horse is perfect.
05:34Oh, it's perfect.
05:35Yeah, just off here, yeah.
05:36So what is this diet, then?
05:37Oh, well, it's the one in the news here.
05:40Apparently, celebrities what's done it is Vanessa Feltz
05:43and Tish of Corrie and Mick McManus.
05:46Oh, I think it's very dangerous the way they encourage you to diet.
05:49No, you just have a balloon in your belly.
05:51You have to have surgery for that.
05:53No, I haven't got time for that.
05:54You just swallow the balloon, don't you?
05:56Have you swallowed a balloon, Rosie?
05:58No, Sal.
05:59No, I have not swallowed a balloon.
06:00Good.
06:01Because I couldn't find one.
06:02Anyway, off the computer school now.
06:05What have you swallowed, Rosie?
06:18Right, OK, as you can see, Susie's helping me today.
06:22Now, she's fairly away with the computer world.
06:24Well, through my children, I can sonic the hedgehog till the cows come home.
06:28I'd enjoy it, really.
06:31Right, OK, now, are we all at our keyboards?
06:34Sorry, sorry, but there was no toilet paper in the loom.
06:37Right, OK, now, OK, the first thing to say...
06:40Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
06:42The first thing you need to say is, remember, it's not logical.
06:47Oh, fine.
06:47OK, but let's also remember that I always say, why pay for a computer when you can come in here
06:54and get it for free?
06:55And in that way, if it all goes horribly haywire, then you've got a bit of help.
06:59Yes, Rosie?
07:00Is this a whole computer?
07:01Yes, Rosie.
07:02Is it?
07:03Why don't you go and stand by, Rosie, Susie, just in case she, you know...
07:06I will for a bit, but you give me a nod if you want me to circulate.
07:10Right, OK, so, rule one of computers, are we all plugged in and switched on?
07:21Last week, we covered the keyboard and the search engine.
07:25Do you remember?
07:26No.
07:27What's that?
07:28Well, let's not worry too much about that.
07:29What do you want to look at this week, Rosie?
07:32Are you interested in anything?
07:33Er, yeah, news.
07:35Did you hear about what's in the news?
07:37What exactly?
07:37About that little Romanian midget girl who lives on a skateboard?
07:41She's married some lad from Burningham.
07:43Terrible, isn't it?
07:45I read it in this news.
07:46They're going on here soon.
07:48I don't want my boys getting involved with girls like that.
07:51Romanians coming over here and licking all our lads.
07:58The good thing about the web is you can go anywhere.
08:00The world is your oyster.
08:04So, the Eden Project is nice.
08:06Oh, my daughter went there.
08:08Oh.
08:09She travelled all the way from Exeter.
08:11When she got there, it was closed.
08:13Oh, I didn't know you had a daughter.
08:15Gay.
08:17Oh.
08:18Called gay.
08:20Oh.
08:21And is gay.
08:24Oh.
08:26Happy coincidence, really.
08:29I've actually got quite a lot of family in Canada.
08:31Have you?
08:32I actually went out there a few years ago.
08:33And on my computer at home, I can actually see the park that we went to in Vancouver, in Canada.
08:40I can't actually see them, but I can see the park.
08:43Scintillating.
08:44Did you say you can actually go to Canada on it?
08:47No.
08:47No.
08:48No, I was going to say.
08:49I mean, you'd need a bigger computer, really, wouldn't you?
08:53Sorry.
08:53It's the only place we can get any signal.
08:57Can you put your pin in, please?
09:04Tash?
09:09Tash?
09:10Oh, Mum.
09:11Hi.
09:11I know what you're doing.
09:13What?
09:14Who are you signing on for?
09:15Who?
09:16Lucy?
09:17No, Mum.
09:18Amy.
09:19Oh, and where is Amy?
09:21No, it's just that she went away and she didn't have time to, like, do forms so that she could
09:25sign on where she is, which is only for a fortnight.
09:28Where?
09:29On holiday in Tuscany.
09:30But, like, she didn't have time because the ticket for the internet meant that she had to,
09:34like, leave right away, which meant that she didn't have time to get her job seekers.
09:36And Mum, she really needs this holiday because she is so tired.
09:40From what?
09:41Working.
09:42She, like, works down the rugby club-y thing, which is, like, always really late.
09:45Working.
09:49But only for cash, though, which is, like, holiday money.
09:52And, um, the job seekers is, like, living money, which she really needs because she doesn't
09:55want to, like, live off her mum.
09:56Oh, no, no, no.
09:57That would be awful.
09:57No, Mum, she really needs this holiday because she is, like, stressed.
10:01Well, I'll give her stressed.
10:03Tell her I want to see her when she gets back.
10:06No, I want to see her.
10:08End of conversation.
10:10And get your hair tucked in.
10:12It looks awful.
10:13High tip.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:19Oh, no, Tash.
10:22This is so annoying.
10:27What does HTTP mean?
10:30Oh, I knows this one.
10:31Oh, well done, Rosie.
10:32We did it last week.
10:34Is it her tut-ta-puff?
10:38Egg timer means it's doing it.
10:39Now, when it goes from an arrow into a hand, you can click.
10:45Now, it's two quick clicks.
10:47And that's the worst bit.
10:48Most of my people have trouble with my two quick clicks.
10:50What's the matter, Rosie?
10:52Oh, I think it's this diet I'm on.
10:55Don't lift me.
10:57I'm giving up hope I've ever seen another living soul.
11:00Here you all are.
11:02Riley, are you all right?
11:03Here, let me get in the trigger.
11:04No time, Kate.
11:06I need to have a word on guild business.
11:09Urgent guild business.
11:10But this isn't a guild meeting.
11:12These are my silver servants.
11:13No, it's life and death, Kate.
11:14I need to call an emergency meeting for guild members now.
11:19But I've got the room for the hour and some of my silvers aren't guild.
11:22I think it's unfair.
11:24Don't do this to me, Kate.
11:26You are standing on very dangerous ground, my dear.
11:29But this is my moment, my hour.
11:31Yes.
11:33Using computers paid for by the guild, I think you'll find, Kate.
11:38So let me speak to the gathered,
11:40or I shall pull the plug on your silver cybers.
11:45Are you all right?
11:46Yes?
11:49Right, now, ladies.
11:51Now, I need an urgent word with the guild, please.
11:56Are we at war?
11:56I have in my hand a letter.
11:59A letter sent to me from the main wheel of the guild.
12:04The big wheel.
12:06Now, this letter informs me that this evening's meeting
12:10will be attended by Lady Anne Crump.
12:14Who is a guild inspector?
12:18No.
12:19What's that?
12:20Inspector.
12:20Now, then.
12:22Susan, would you read the rest, please?
12:24I missed it up.
12:27This subcommittee comprises a team of nationally trained guild advisors,
12:32federation officers, trainee guild advisors,
12:35co-opted members, two observer members,
12:37and the federation secretary, who acts as secretary to the committee.
12:41It organizes training and public speaking,
12:43and in running your guilds, it opens new guilds,
12:46and sometimes, sadly, closes others.
12:49Closes.
12:50Closes others.
12:52And, sadly, amalgamates them.
12:56And with our dwindling membership,
13:00this could be on the cards.
13:02It must not happen.
13:04We must have an extraordinary meeting before this evening's meeting.
13:09We have to be up to scratch, Megan, dear.
13:12Don't you think you would like to decide to be one of our number?
13:15Oh, I've no interest in the guild.
13:17No, I do the over-sixties.
13:19I don't want to make jam.
13:21It's not all jam and Jerusalem, as they say.
13:24No, no, I mean, I'd enjoy the singing,
13:26and I'd like the trips and the talks,
13:28and I know they've got a bowls team.
13:30I used to belong to the bowls team.
13:32I thought they were very strict.
13:33Do I look like I make jam?
13:35No, but I hope they wouldn't all be like you.
13:39So, what happened?
13:41I don't know.
13:41Colman's going to meet us up there so that he can translate.
13:44I can't understand Elijah, but it's something about a cow.
13:48Oh, isn't this lovely?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Is that your phone?
13:56Oh, my God, it's Eileen.
13:57Tell her we've no signal.
13:59Hello, Eileen.
14:00What?
14:01Sorry?
14:03No!
14:04No, we're going to Tengate.
14:06But, Sal, it's the life and death of the guild is at stake.
14:10Sal!
14:12Bloody Eileen.
14:14Did she never get sick of bloody meetings?
14:16She's got a meeting this afternoon before the meeting tonight
14:19because someone's going to come and inspect us.
14:22Yeah, well, we have lives.
14:26You have got to stop the fags, woman.
14:31How high are we up here?
14:34I think I need oxygen.
14:39Oh, dear.
14:40Oh, dear, dear.
14:44What, did it do something bad?
14:46No, it hasn't got any tags in it in years.
14:54So, we've just got to just stand here, then?
14:58It's traditional.
14:59Oh.
15:00Just stand and look a while.
15:09Con, will you ask him if it somehow wasn't registered or what's happened?
15:15Just tell me about these ears.
15:16Well, he can't move it or have it taken away if it doesn't have tags on its ears.
15:20And he can't bury it here.
15:22God, it stinks.
15:24I wonder how long it's been dead.
15:26I recognise that smell.
15:28That's not just cow.
15:31It's old wee.
15:34I don't think Elijah's been looking after himself since his wife died.
15:38Poor old soul.
15:39It'd break your heart, wouldn't it?
15:41God, I'd love to get in those wellies and have a good look at his ulcers.
15:44Well, I'll just leave that to you, you strange woman.
15:49Well?
15:53Well, he rings, he had some tags, but he don't know where they are.
15:56And he's come up with golden eyes so he don't get seen by the satellites in the old hellbrette lens.
16:02What satellite?
16:04Well, the DEFRA satellite.
16:06DEFRA satellite.
16:07Don't get me started.
16:08There is no such thing as a DEFRA satellite.
16:10What, an all-seeing eye in the sky?
16:12If I can see everything, why can't they find Osama bin Laden?
16:15Now, what we're going to do is this.
16:17I'll go through the paperwork in the house.
16:19You go around the rest of the herd with Elijah and take the numbers
16:21and then I can ring DEFRA and get new tags if I can't find the old ones, OK?
16:36Bloody hell.
16:37Well, I think we're going to need some help.
16:46Sorry, I'm sorry, Sue.
16:48Thank you, ladies.
16:49Now, I think we are full complement.
16:51And where is Delilah?
16:52Climbing the north face of the kinder schluss with her sister, Unity.
16:56We're looking a bit depleted.
16:59Didn't someone have an idea of having a sort of computer website?
17:03Yes, we need this for tonight.
17:06However, with all the computer expertise flying around,
17:10one would have thought that it would have been dealt with earlier.
17:13But it seems to me that switching on is about as far as they've got.
17:17Excuse me.
17:18No, not now, Kate.
17:19No, I'm sorry.
17:19Excuse me.
17:20I said not now, Kate.
17:22We're being disinfected by a crumb!
17:25No, it's not funny, Rosie.
17:28We are being inspected by Lady Anne Crumb.
17:32Crump.
17:33She is a member of the big wheel of the guild.
17:35Is she the high chair?
17:36No, no, no.
17:37But she is now, I think, the occasional chair.
17:40And we need to show that we are worthy of survival.
17:43Or maybe we could kick off the meeting with some armchair exercises.
17:47Yeah, those ones.
17:49That's not quite the dynamic feel that I was after, Queenie.
17:52Now, first up, I need someone to volunteer
17:56to speak on the current political issue, which is sex traffic.
18:00I will.
18:01No, Rosie.
18:03Pauline?
18:04Sex traffic at bay.
18:05Oh, we've just been up to Elijah True Love's Farm,
18:09and he is in a terrible state.
18:12Oh, dear, dear.
18:13Sit down, this is important.
18:14No, no, no, this is important.
18:15We've got to get some help up there to sort him out this afternoon.
18:19No.
18:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, to do some cleaning
18:21while Tip sorts out his paperwork and I do his ulcers.
18:24Well, we are being inspected.
18:27Elijah needs us.
18:28Now, we need someone to clean.
18:30Caroline?
18:31Susie?
18:31No, I may have been delegated.
18:34Elijah's wife was a member of this guild.
18:37Mad True Love?
18:38I know that.
18:39Her coffin was draped in the guild's quilt.
18:42Yes, yes, and buried with it, more's the pity,
18:45else he'd be hanging on the wall behind us now.
18:47Oh, maybe we could organise a working party
18:48to dig her up and recover it.
18:50We'll go.
18:51Oh, thank you.
18:52So will I.
18:54Happy to.
18:55Go where I'm needed.
18:57Oh, good God almighty.
19:00Caroline, come on.
19:01Don't get your knickers in such a twist.
19:02Well, I am sorry, but the guild means a lot to me,
19:05does the guild.
19:06I know, I know.
19:07Get a knife.
19:08That's what I'll be told.
19:09Oh, yes.
19:10Come on.
19:11Maggie.
19:12It'll be fine.
19:14And can I tap the fund for a bit of money for cleaning through?
19:17Well, of course you can.
19:19I mean, you would anyway.
19:21There, take that.
19:22Get on with it.
19:23Oh, yes.
19:31Well, maybe we could try to drum up some old members.
19:35Where are we going to do that from?
19:36A seance?
19:37They're all dead, darling.
20:03OK, thanks for coming up.
20:05I've always liked to make myself useful.
20:07I think I should have a little chat with him about the death of his wife.
20:11Up to you, Ralph.
20:14Hello, Anija.
20:16You're looking lovely.
20:19I'm quite glad to get out of the house, because it's a little nightmare at the moment, because
20:22you know Mikey has turned the long barn into a sort of studio, where all his rock friends
20:26come and have a good old bash.
20:28Yeah.
20:28And he brings them in the house.
20:30Really?
20:30I'm seething, because Kasabian have broken the dishwasher.
20:34I couldn't believe it.
20:35I told him, I said, remember to put the golf ball in the bottom so it doesn't get bunged
20:39up.
20:40Yeah.
20:40And you have to turn it on using a dry piece of spaghetti.
20:43It's completely broken.
20:44Yeah.
20:44I mean, he brings them in the house.
20:46The other day I found him up by the airing cupboard with an arctic monkey.
20:49Yeah.
20:49They could barely control themselves laughing.
20:51Really?
20:51Everything is hilarious, apparently.
20:53Yeah.
20:53I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:56No.
20:56But then, you know, we've got a few ends, and then we've got a few eggs.
20:59Yeah.
20:59All right, Kate.
21:00Yes.
21:01Oh, he's lovely.
21:03We're just having a lovely chat.
21:04We can't shut him up.
21:07Can you understand anything he says?
21:08No.
21:10Eureka!
21:10I found them.
21:11What?
21:11The tags.
21:12The cow can be laid to rest in a marked grave.
21:15That's wonderful, you.
21:17Oh, well, we're going to love you and leave you now, I know you chat.
21:20Right.
21:20OK.
21:24Oh, lovely ladies, it's all starting to look much nicer.
21:29Queenie, what sort of ongoing hobby craft have you brought in?
21:33That's all I could find.
21:35I'd be knitting a matinee jacket for my nephew.
21:39Oh, how old is he?
21:4127.
21:42But it's ongoing.
21:55Oh, my goodness, Rosie.
21:56Lovely, aren't I?
21:58Yes.
21:58But Ricky bought me this coat.
22:00She's beautiful, isn't it?
22:01Yeah.
22:01Now, Rosie, listen, darling.
22:02When Lady Anne Crump arrives, I want you to act natural.
22:07No curtsies.
22:08No.
22:09No cheese.
22:10Right.
22:11I haven't got any cheese.
22:13Right, arms up.
22:14That's not true.
22:23No, ladies.
22:24Good, good.
22:25Ladies, we must try and remember all the things that we have done this year.
22:30We could say that we had visited the Eden Project to discuss the global effects on greenhouses.
22:37But we haven't.
22:37Well, I know that.
22:38But we haven't.
22:39Or we could say that we had divided up into discussion groups to discuss international trade.
22:46Oh, Eileen, this is ridiculous.
22:49That may be.
22:50But if we don't make a good impression, we will be amalgamated with whole.
22:55I thought that sounds a lot worse than it actually is.
22:57Caroline.
22:58You're asking us to lie?
22:59No.
23:00I am asking you to help.
23:01So you want us to cover your arse?
23:03Yes.
23:04Oh, talking of which, Sal.
23:06There's something very wrong coming out of mind right now.
23:09What did you swallow, Rosie?
23:12Oh, I didn't have a balloon.
23:13Oh, my good Godfather.
23:15Come on, let's have a look.
23:17What are we doing this for?
23:19It's just us.
23:21If you cut out the guild word, it's just us.
23:23Yes, if you cut out the guild, it's just us.
23:26Kate, please.
23:26No, I'm sorry.
23:29You can come in the Silvers and stop me.
23:32But that was my moment.
23:33And you steamed all over me.
23:35I'm steamrollered, sorry.
23:36All over me.
23:37And now I...
23:38No, I'm sorry.
23:39I will have my say.
23:40You go, girl.
23:41I think that...
23:42I...
23:43I'm sorry.
23:44I've lost my thread.
23:44Yeah, you were going to tell her to get stuffed.
23:46Get stuffed.
23:47Sorry.
23:47Sorry.
23:48Sorry, no.
23:49I don't...
23:50That's better.
23:52Marigold glove.
23:53Yeah, she pulled it out by the fingers.
23:54Just the fingers sticking out of this.
23:57Look, what I think Kate is trying to say is, like, what difference does it make?
24:01If we weren't the guild, I mean, what would be the difference?
24:04You know, what would it mean?
24:05I mean, we don't need high chairs and low chairs and...
24:09And poofs.
24:09And poofs.
24:10Yeah, we don't need them.
24:10No, no, no.
24:12No agenda, no regalia.
24:13No, no.
24:13No, no bloody lady, bloody and bloody cramp.
24:16This is near anarchy.
24:18And I am only glad that her honourableness is not here to hear it.
24:23She is here.
24:25Pardon?
24:26She is here.
24:28Are you here?
24:30Pardon?
24:31Is she here?
24:33Yes, I believe I am.
24:35Oh!
24:37Your Royal Highness.
24:38Oh!
24:39How do you do?
24:40Here's cheese for welcoming.
24:42Oh, thank you, Ruth.
24:44I had it in my pants.
24:48Have you been here all that time?
24:50Yes.
24:51I heard everything.
24:53Look, can I just say a few words?
24:55Ah, hold.
24:55Here we come.
24:56There is a point to the guild.
24:59I mean, look at you all.
25:01All together here in this room.
25:03Well, there are more members.
25:04But all dead.
25:05No, I mean all different.
25:08How many of you here would be talking to the others if it wasn't for the umbrella?
25:12Here you all are.
25:13With Rosie.
25:14Whom I know from my job as a JP.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18Oh, Stan, please.
25:19No, no, Rosie.
25:21Your Highness, I just want to say my boys is behaving themselves these days.
25:25You know those lovely ankle tags you gave them?
25:27Well, I did not cut them off.
25:29They fell off with wear and tear.
25:32Now, Moses.
25:34Look, without the guild, you'd all splinter off into small pockets.
25:40There'd be bodies peeling off left, right and centre.
25:43We need structure.
25:45Otherwise, the whole thing is going to descend into chatting.
25:49Or having a laugh.
25:52Which is all very well, but it wouldn't get us anywhere.
25:55Well said.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Nothing but a social.
25:58You all seem to be doing very well.
26:02You have youth.
26:04And this is our future.
26:07You seem to generally do good.
26:10And are nice.
26:13Yes, we are.
26:14So, please carry on.
26:21Thank you so much for delivering us.
26:26A pleasure.
26:26Would you like to stay for our meeting?
26:29Er, yes, right.
26:30Well, maybe you would like to sit with the ladies in the body of the hall.
26:35Our next item will be our talk on sex traffic.
26:41Oh, right.
26:42Well, tonight, ladies, my talk's going to be on sex traffic.
26:49Let's start with the traffic.
26:51Our first slide has the wonderful system on the X Bridges in Exeter.
26:59Well, there's two bridges and also there must be nearly three, no, sorry, nearly eight sets of lights.
27:09And at five o'clock, well, the traffic is terrible there.
27:14And it's trying to get across the X Bridges.
27:17It's going towards Offington.
27:19And then it meets up with traffic that's coming out to Marsh Barton.
27:23Yeah, yeah.
27:25It is, isn't it?
27:26It's very bad.
27:27Oh, it's very bad.
27:29Do you really want to do this tour, Ollie?
27:31No.
27:31Not really.
27:32Shall we go to the pub?
27:33Yeah, I'll tell you this off.
27:34I'll get me cold.
27:35Yeah.
27:35I'll be with you.
27:42Falling off a bar stool is God's way of telling you it is time to drive home.
27:47Come with me.
27:51Bye, guys.
27:53Bye, guys.
27:54Bye, guys.
27:55Bye, guys.
27:55Can I repress you?
28:00Ten miles an hour.
28:02I'll drop you by Moortown, Gatley, Tubbs.
28:05And, John, you're last up.
28:07Come on.
28:23Where do you think that I'm gonna rip?
28:27The stars are bending.
28:29And you're leaving me.
28:32The stars not ending.
28:35You're leaving me.
28:36I'm leaving me.
28:37My pretending
28:40I'm here again
28:43The stars befriending
28:45They conquer the road
28:50Free will
28:52Go gently
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